I wish they were on opposite sides. I'd watch that debate. Cory: Stonewalling 1 min. . he gets 2 points. Kellyanne: flips the script for 2 min , responding to "How are you today Kellyanne? 6 points.
Alison: "Cory when do you lie?" Cory: Silence Alison: "Are you Lying NOW?" Cory : His mouth isn't moving, so he may not be lying!!!! Miss Camerota gets the "Principal of the Year" award
So out of curiosity, the sitting president is allowed to take Air Force One and the entire staff a trips like this requires, for a trip to a fundraiser for his personal re-election campaign? Sounds odd to me...
I think it is pretty much the way it is for all incumbents but he's been doing rallies and fundraisers throughout his first term which I can't recall any other president doing.
Alison: "Cory when do you lie?" Cory: Silence Alison: "Are you Lying NOW?" Cory (hypothetical) "My mouth isn't moving, so i'm not lying!" Alisyn Camerota is my new favorite person in the world.
@@ronniecaron6827 I am truthful when I have to be.. what kinda crappy answer is that. Did you eat the brownie? Sometimes I consume brownies when I have a glass of milk.
@@nameless4575 Corey is going to be appointed by trump as "secretary of the bakery", so he can eat all the brownies he wants to. "Brownies" make me giggle and i'm to busy trying to keep the smile off my face, to think up fantastic bullshit. ha ha I don't know if this heathen, believes in god! I remember a threat that was made to me as a young kid, caught lying!. "God not only hears what you say, he knows what you are thinking" If that is the case,Corey is definitely going to hell. Ha Ha. But not soon enough!
@@TattedIrishxxx if they actually believed in a god , they might be thinking to themselves. "god hears what i am saying but also knows what i'm thinking!" they are "Bigly" full of crap. i have a "rant" i wrote a while back, that 'll dig up and send you!.
I don't understand how Allyson was able to keep a straight face after Corey said he didn't read the report, right after saying she should read it. I would have burst out laughing.
Alison: "Cory when do you lie?" Cory: Silence Alison: "Are you Lying NOW?" Cory (hypothetical) "My mouth isn't moving, so i'm not lying!" Alisyn Camerota is my new favorite person in the world.
@crocusflower You just reminded me to look up the "full" interview and to subscribe to Alisyn. I really wish that she had 5 minutes to question him at the hearing. She successfully talked down to him, like she was his teacher and he was a 12yo. hesitating before he answered, so he didn't tell her the same lie he told yesterday " the dog peed on my book report. I mean he eat it. He doesn't realize his mom is standing behind him waiting to drag him to the car by his ear. haha
I watched this to see if he was going to say what I thought should be obvious. The least favorite character in the trump administration is trump. But yes, this guy is a contender.
I also genuinely believe Miller is more evil than Trump. Everything Trump does is driven by ego. He doesn't care who he harms because narcissists are incapable of empathy or love. But Miller truly WANTS to hurt people.
Did you notice Trump said "this is your Mackshimum" at 1:34? "And less jest talk about this wonderful, bigly, beautiful Sekoority Stuff we got at this beautiful wall, where I jest signed my initials!"
nick m. So just killing is the way to defeat terrorism? It’s not diplomacy? Funny how trump has gotten tensions down with North Korea and Russia, while with Obama there was only tension!!
The Prophecy Cat around $8 million and he isn’t allowed to spend tax payers money for his campaign, but there seems to be a loophole where he can fly on the tax payers dime to collect money...
Melania seriously need English lessons. Her accent is so thick, you can hardly understand what she is saying and that is because she doesn't have conversations in English very often. She needs friends and not be so isolated, as if she is a prisoner.
Lol. O'Brien - The new future former NSA advisor. Chump soon - "O'Brien is a no good dumbo nothing. His TV ratings are bad. I said at the time he was a poor choice and should never have been allowed in the WH. We're draining the swamp, and I know all the best people, all the best words. I have books in the Oval Office and I have the greatest brain in the history of the world. Next week I will be announcing that cancer is finally cured."
Trump was in LA and expected to collect $15M in campaign contributions. How many millions of taxpayer money was spent to get him there in Airforce1 with all that staff and security?
When is the RNC going to reimburse america for the use of Air Force One? The RNC raises millions of dollars, and if they are going to run a sitting president many months before (one year) then they should have to pay for Air Force One. To be fair then the gov should give a budget for airplane travel to all opponents.
The Taliban live in caves without doors? Well THAT'S the problem: If Trump's Hotels would offer rooms without doors, the Taliban could rent them. And we all know: Who pays money to Trump is friend! :D :D :D
Why is he allowed to use Airforce One to fly to fundraisers? Isn't this purely for personal gain and has nothing to do with benefitting the country? Oh, wait, I get it... a successful reelection would benefit the country... of Russia...
Thanks for bringing us laughter and exposing the sorry excuse of a president we have. I bet trump has made your job harder since everything he does is like a huge joke ....its pretty hard to beat ...but you somehow make it happen...thanks Jimmy..god bless ur show your life and everything you do ...
Uh Oh! Kelly Ann has a rival in the Alternative Facts department. Let the catfighting begin!
I wish they were on opposite sides. I'd watch that debate.
Cory: Stonewalling 1 min. . he gets 2 points.
Kellyanne: flips the script for 2 min , responding to "How are you today Kellyanne? 6 points.
Why would a billionaire need a fundraiser?
So, why are all these guys that ignore subpoenas and lie to Congress not sitting in jail? Isn’t that what happens if normal people ignore subpoenas?
Because our GOP majority in the Senate refuses to hold this Administration accountable FOR ANYTHING!
Alison: "Cory when do you lie?"
Cory: Silence Alison: "Are you Lying NOW?"
Cory : His mouth isn't moving, so he may not be lying!!!!
Miss Camerota gets the "Principal of the Year" award
So out of curiosity, the sitting president is allowed to take Air Force One and the entire staff a trips like this requires, for a trip to a fundraiser for his personal re-election campaign? Sounds odd to me...
Pretty sure that's illegal...
It is when you consider a lot of the funds raised go into his pocket, like he does with charity money.
it's billed as a Golf Outing. ha ha
I think it is pretty much the way it is for all incumbents but he's been doing rallies and fundraisers throughout his first term which I can't recall any other president doing.
To be fair, I don't think the POTUS is allowed to use regular airlines to travel.
Steven Goebbels-Miller is giving Lewandowski a run for his money.
Cory is exactly the kind of slim Trump would pick to lead a campaign.
Alison: "Cory when do you lie?"
Cory: Silence Alison: "Are you Lying NOW?"
Cory (hypothetical) "My mouth isn't moving, so i'm not lying!"
Alisyn Camerota is my new favorite person in the world.
Slime?
@@ronniecaron6827 I am truthful when I have to be.. what kinda crappy answer is that.
Did you eat the brownie? Sometimes I consume brownies when I have a glass of milk.
@@nameless4575 Corey is going to be appointed by trump as "secretary of the bakery", so he can eat all the brownies he wants to. "Brownies" make me giggle and i'm to busy trying to keep the smile off my face, to think up fantastic bullshit. ha ha
I don't know if this heathen, believes in god! I remember a threat that was made to me as a young kid, caught lying!. "God not only hears what you say, he knows what you are thinking" If that is the case,Corey is definitely going to hell. Ha Ha. But not soon enough!
"If she wasn't my daughter, I might be dating her" -Donald Trump. Bigly.
Ivanka: Daddy, is that a Sharpie in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
And the religious zealots just eat me him up. Bigly.
@@TattedIrishxxx if they actually believed in a god , they might be thinking to themselves. "god hears what i am saying but also knows what i'm thinking!" they are "Bigly" full of crap. i have a "rant" i wrote a while back, that 'll dig up and send you!.
I don't understand how Allyson was able to keep a straight face after Corey said he didn't read the report, right after saying she should read it. I would have burst out laughing.
5:10 *When My Teacher catches me lying when giving a book summary/sharing session*
Alison: "Cory when do you lie?"
Cory: Silence Alison: "Are you Lying NOW?"
Cory (hypothetical) "My mouth isn't moving, so i'm not lying!"
Alisyn Camerota is my new favorite person in the world.
@crocusflower You just reminded me to look up the "full" interview and to subscribe to Alisyn.
I really wish that she had 5 minutes to question him at the hearing. She successfully talked down to him, like she was his teacher and he was a 12yo. hesitating before he answered, so he didn't tell her the same lie he told yesterday " the dog peed on my book report. I mean he eat it.
He doesn't realize his mom is standing behind him waiting to drag him to the car by his ear. haha
"Donald Trump has now officially gone through more National Security Advisers than wives"
Trump 2020
@@fbiduty9919
Why?
@ to make a America great again 🇺🇸
@@fbiduty9919 I though America was already great? I think you mean Keep America Great. Its never going to be with that orange slug in office
@@spicoli4217 when you got a swamp full of leeches messing up are country. I wouldn't call it great.
He’s using the Airforce One for a personal fundraising campaign. Great.
He can't fly commercial.
At least Lewandowski was honest unlike Trump: did you read the Mueller Report, No I didn‘t
What a fool smh 😂
Nah. My least favorite by far remains Kellyanne Conway.
Scarecrow zombie.
Competition here is really stiff. Without trying, you already have at least 10 least favorite people...
Really ??? Not Ted Cruz??
Steven Miller too
@@priscillajimenez27 don't you dare say that name! I'm out of holly salt!
He waves like a two year old when getting off Air force One.
Sarah Grieg Hahahahahaha!! I thought the same thing myself. Like a child!
"the only peace Donald Trump is ever going to be able to get is a 5 piece extra crispy from KFC"
Even that's more than what Obama did 😂😂😂 And thank God Hillary wasn't elected or else we wouldn't be able to afford KFC🤣🤣
@@premchopra6519 Meh, It's not like Trump did anything. American has basically been running itself
I’m sick of turning off closed captioning every time I watch Kimmel! SOMEBODY FIX THIS!!!
I think it's a call for help "I'm as honest as I could be" he saying hint, hint the clown has me hostage LMFAO
6:02
My least favorite character in the Trump universe is Trump! What the [expletive deleted] you talkin about?
Okay, that "Beep " at 4:12 freaked me out, cause that sound was just plain creepy, and was completely unexpected.
Corey Lewandowsky has the second most punchable face next to Tucker Carlson.
Nah. Stephen Miller is still the top.
@@Silkendrum I feel like a Xenomorph mouth would come out of his face and try and eat my hand if I tried to punch him.
Shawn Hannity, anyone?
This list is growing fast and the competition intensifies.😂😂
Your post is nearly the very definition of a fascist. Because you dislike a politician you want to punch them in the face, very nice.
I watched this to see if he was going to say what I thought should be obvious. The least favorite character in the trump administration is trump. But yes, this guy is a contender.
I see your Lewandowski and I raise you Stephen Miller...
I also genuinely believe Miller is more evil than Trump. Everything Trump does is driven by ego. He doesn't care who he harms because narcissists are incapable of empathy or love. But Miller truly WANTS to hurt people.
@@tarrynlea - Good point!
Did you notice Trump said "this is your Mackshimum" at 1:34? "And less jest talk about this wonderful, bigly, beautiful Sekoority Stuff we got at this beautiful wall, where I jest signed my initials!"
Many of the homeless people would be an improvement on Pence and Miller.
*Jimmy, Guillermo and yourself need to run for president*
MKAY Thanks for Subscribing Have a nice day! And I will be the first to endorse them.
If they run will chase them.
@@coolmotion5565 lol
Hostage negotiator for Melania...ooooh my God. Wow. This is the best joke ever...
That has to be the new number one on "The Punishers" list to clean off the face of the earth
How many cans of
Gold Spray will it take
to cover the white House?
Corey Lewandowski is such a snake.
Kushagra Chaturvedy Exactly.
Kushagra Chaturvedy is he throwing out acusaciones like jussy? You defended him didn’t you? And so did jimmy.
Yeah
Just send him back to Bayern munich
nick m. So just killing is the way to defeat terrorism? It’s not diplomacy? Funny how trump has gotten tensions down with North Korea and Russia, while with Obama there was only tension!!
Trump would go straight to have a seat on "Palo Alto"🤣. (use your Spanish translator if you don't understand)
Who the hell pays for this fund raising travel?
Kudos to Alyson. Lewandowski is of limited intelligence. Very limited and does not realize he is just a Trump tool.
“Of course their doors are open, they live in caves”
I think it’s pronounced as “Leh-van-dov-ski”. We have a football player in Poland named after that man!
Good job my friend, I am your Idol , Everytime I watch your show I laughing to much ha ha ha.
Cory or Stephen Miller fall in a shark tank, who makes it out? Hopefully no one.
"As honest as I CAN be..." at least he was honest.
That last piece about subscribing. True
He HAD to be in Cali for 420 it could calm him down a bit!
“Trump has now gone through more security advisors than wives. That’s something.”
Wait he flew in to raise $15M for his campaign....how much does it cost taxpayers to transport a president again?
The Prophecy Cat around $8 million and he isn’t allowed to spend tax payers money for his campaign, but there seems to be a loophole where he can fly on the tax payers dime to collect money...
@@sloppynyuszi - couldn't they just wire the money and save the trip?
Melania seriously need English lessons. Her accent is so thick, you can hardly understand what she is saying and that is because she doesn't have conversations in English very often. She needs friends and not be so isolated, as if she is a prisoner.
That was a pretty convincing pitch for Real Housewife of the White House
This is a President who wakes up every morning and excretes the feces of his moral depravity in a nation that he regards as his psychic spouse.
But still he will win again...
@@teisothorie3444, any country is as good as his president.
Lewandowski is that guy at a party that everyone laughs at, not with.
I mean, how often does an anchor directly ask the guest "are you lying now" and the guest doesn't immediately say "of course I'm not lying"?
Hahaha money money money is his soulmate.
Can we like... leave Melania out of it? Her, Barron and Tiffany don’t deserve it
*Can't wait for the new movie from the Trump Universe. You're guaranteed a tragedy filled with comedy/humor, "romance" and fantasy*
MKAY Thanks for Subscribing Have a nice day! More “Bromance” than”Romance”.
Queen Melania doesn't even sleep in the same room as King Tweety Bird!
He was planning to build a homeless sanctuary in Greenland
Melania will have the best book deal in history
Bigly ......never gets old
Make roasted Trump peanuts collections with Jimmy dressed as peanuts guy hahahha
Stephen Miller is still my least favorite
I liked Miller more, when he guest stared on the " Munsters"
@@ronniecaron6827 always the method actor lol
@@michaeloftaoism always the 'METH-HEAD' actor lol
We need to take to the streets and demand his resignation
Creepy, creepier, creepiest! What’s the difference? Most of Trump’s co-workers fall into the category of Flintstones looking for yesterday’s glory!
I wish I could have seen monologues like this for Obama.
Lol. O'Brien - The new future former NSA advisor.
Chump soon - "O'Brien is a no good dumbo nothing. His TV ratings are bad. I said at the time he was a poor choice and should never have been allowed in the WH. We're draining the swamp, and I know all the best people, all the best words. I have books in the Oval Office and I have the greatest brain in the history of the world. Next week I will be announcing that cancer is finally cured."
Dammit Jimmy now I want to get KFC, but my car is in the shop for a recall.
Trump has to take Air Force One because it's secure. Listening to Kimmel voice his opinion is like listening to an old man.
Trump was in LA and expected to collect $15M in campaign contributions. How many millions of taxpayer money was spent to get him there in Airforce1 with all that staff and security?
My captioning auto turn on when Jimmy is talking.. Is that just me
No. According to other comments, it's a new "feature".
@@Silkendrum ailt then...
Can we put him in infinite detention???!!!!
Which part of that do you not understand???
Lol
"I worked long and hard with him" ...6 months later after he was let go because of a scandal "I barely knew the guy, he got coffee sometimes"
The only peace trump should get a new hair piece.
Very funny jimmy 🤣.
Was that weird grown up kiddo her Husband ? 🤣🤣
I'd pay good money to watch a Melania reality show 😂
Where's an earthquake when you need one.
That’s a guy that just gave up lying about lying. Now he can lie all the time until they just quit asking.
that guy looks like an evil version of Forrest Gump
Please don't trap me.
15 000 000 for his campaign 😳😳😳😳
2:20 “the only piece Trump is able to get is a 5 piece from KFC”
Jimmy please fire the writer who thought this was funny.
Did someone actually cheer when he said taliban?
Its the Jimmy - Condescend and Contempt Anti-Trump Show. !
The only true statement Lewandowski said 'I am as honest as I can be.'
Corey lies when his lips are moving. What a goon
Who paid for this trip to raise money for himself ? He needs to pay for the whole trip
He's got nothing on Abe Lincoln.
All the late-night comedy guys have it wrong. Trump isn't saying "bigly". He is saying "big league".
Least favorite? Well, it's a tie between all of them.
Its,all going into his pocket .
Hey jimmy, if you like your doctor you can keep him/her, and also if you like your jokes so much you can also keep them for yourself😹
I'd ban him from any city I held the keys to.
1:45 What did the General say? The subtitles say "there could be some advantage to not discussing that," is that what he says?
The Real Housewives if 1600 Penn Ave?Not sure if that should be current and prior first ladies or current and former Trump wives?
While there is clearly stiff competition in this category, for me it's still Stephen Miller.
Hey Jimmy, its not so hard hearing you. No need to cc your clips.
When is the RNC going to reimburse america for the use of Air Force One? The RNC raises millions of dollars, and if they are going to run a sitting president many months before (one year) then they should have to pay for Air Force One. To be fair then the gov should give a budget for airplane travel to all opponents.
Yeah. I am with you Sir. The least favorite. Lizard Face from tiny hand crew.!!!
Mr. Web SpIn wEb oVeR yOu Fast So am I.
Less than Stephen Miller?
@@michaeloftaoism , OMG NO ONE IS LOWER THAN THIS FOOL.
The Taliban live in caves without doors? Well THAT'S the problem: If Trump's Hotels would offer rooms without doors, the Taliban could rent them. And we all know: Who pays money to Trump is friend! :D :D :D
The last car he drove was a peddle car. He smashed it to bits because people laughed at him....but he was 69 years old
Hey Kimmel do you make any royalties from The Man Show?
Why do captions always turn on with Kimmel videos
Why is he allowed to use Airforce One to fly to fundraisers? Isn't this purely for personal gain and has nothing to do with benefitting the country? Oh, wait, I get it... a successful reelection would benefit the country... of Russia...
Pence claims a horse bit him. I hope the horse s OK.
Thanks for bringing us laughter and exposing the sorry excuse of a president we have. I bet trump has made your job harder since everything he does is like a huge joke ....its pretty hard to beat ...but you somehow make it happen...thanks Jimmy..god bless ur show your life and everything you do ...