Lucifer 3x04 Luci Teaches How to Deal Stuff - How did you get a horse Season 3 Episode 4 S03E04

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  • Lucifer 3x04 Luci Teaches some teens how to deal "Stuff " - He Rides a Horse. Chloe asks him "How did you get a horse?".
    Lucifer S03E04 What Would Lucifer Do

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  • @salemdoesstuff
    @salemdoesstuff 4 роки тому +2650

    "Don't get high on your own supply" he said while smoking a joint

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 4 роки тому +182

      Not HIS joint.

    • @808INFantry11X
      @808INFantry11X 4 роки тому +107

      @@davidkelly4210 not his supply so perfect opportunity

    • @B1ackLotu5
      @B1ackLotu5 4 роки тому +43

      Lol he can't get high anyway so it never applies to him XD

    • @cruselove
      @cruselove 4 роки тому +14

      It was not his supply he was just using some from the one that was making and selling 😂

    • @rockerdude8000
      @rockerdude8000 4 роки тому +16

      @@B1ackLotu5 he can get high and drunk. He can't stay high or drunk

  • @kamenballer
    @kamenballer 6 років тому +7921

    Lucifer - What do you desire?
    Kid - My Father's Love
    Lucifer - Ewww

    • @rhysbailey6827
      @rhysbailey6827 5 років тому +406

      He didn't dare to touch that one

    • @subie1019
      @subie1019 5 років тому +376

      he has daddy issues himself

    • @klarkmartinez1124
      @klarkmartinez1124 5 років тому +35

      Lol

    • @kevinzhang3313
      @kevinzhang3313 5 років тому +99

      My theory is that his father gave him his ring, and subconsciously Lucifer is never without it because his deepest darkest desire is for his father to love him again, proclaim it and return to him and proclaim his acceptance of him. Lucifer was getting teary and near forgiveness when Johnson said he was proud of him and did not take much to get to that point. It's not active malice and hatred when with him, its heartbroken betrayal. He only hates him BECAUSE he doesnt say it, but if he only knew God still loved him.. If he would just open his mouth, that wall could break down instantly. Similarly in Supernatural, ONE CONVERSATION, and all's well. Its the fact that he abandoned him that Lucifer hates. Similarly, to a lesser extent, God abandoned all Angel's. It's just that he sent Luci to Hell. God sees the good in Lucifer, that he loves and has hope for humanity, celebrates and protects it, and isnt the same as when he rebelled. He damns as much as he gives salvation, and overreacts like making Cain immortal despite Abel with the same efforts to kill Cain. And disposed of Luci in Hell as part of a role. More of a last straw for God and when a nerve gets struck in him, the response is terrible. Maybe he sees his harshness and is in his more salvatory phase regarding Lucifer and just means to be righteous, better or worse, abandoning his children or not, letting suffering as Hell to eventually find their own way, but he does want the best, whether for humanity or his children, he can tell Lucifer he could've handled it better(but couldn't help himself to some damnation) and supports him now

    • @padraicconway5985
      @padraicconway5985 4 роки тому +3

      @@kevinzhang3313 I am looking

  • @The2Khafre
    @The2Khafre 5 років тому +1709

    Random kid: earn my father's love
    Lucifer: *digusted look* ooh...

    • @subie1019
      @subie1019 5 років тому +53

      he has some daddy issues himself

    • @lucien8180
      @lucien8180 4 роки тому +40

      @@subie1019 Lucifer : "Daddy issues? I invented them!"

  • @coadacatalin4510
    @coadacatalin4510 6 років тому +4919

    Lucifer was so high he could see the Silver City.

    • @vtolwariors8429
      @vtolwariors8429 6 років тому +29

      Coada Catalin 😂😂

    • @bigcat7569
      @bigcat7569 5 років тому +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chaoschaos234
      @chaoschaos234 5 років тому +20

      I see 666 likes lmao not going to disrupt that

    • @xoxoaquaxoxo
      @xoxoaquaxoxo 4 роки тому +34

      He actually said in a different episode that he doesn't get high or drunk. It doesn't have any effect on him, he just likes doing it.

    • @mangalover0149
      @mangalover0149 4 роки тому +22

      xoxoaquaxoxo I think he said that he has to take more than a human for him to feel the effects.

  • @normasantos6501
    @normasantos6501 7 років тому +4546

    Lucifer smoking weed on a horse lmaol

  • @sportsfaniguess154
    @sportsfaniguess154 4 роки тому +329

    I love that he’s just teaching all the kids how to deal drugs. And he also knows so much about it it just kills me.

  • @anastasiosgkotzamanis5277
    @anastasiosgkotzamanis5277 6 років тому +2910

    -But i have to say detective, this young lady really is going places.

    • @MeggieTheWerewolf
      @MeggieTheWerewolf 6 років тому +158

      -Mhm, yeah, all the way to jail

    • @huelu982
      @huelu982 6 років тому +24

      Uh yeah, I will jail all of them honestly...

    • @MrLTiger
      @MrLTiger 5 років тому +36

      only in the US would cops feel smug about putting a teenager in jail for growing a PLANT not a DRUG

    • @idark6815
      @idark6815 5 років тому +8

      Chloe ruins all fun like fuck off

    • @lukenutley5960
      @lukenutley5960 5 років тому +3

      Yes i was the 666th like

  • @ahjin3786
    @ahjin3786 5 років тому +4227

    Detective:Your teaching them to grow drugs😐😑
    Lucifer:No no no...Im teaching them to sell drugs😂😄😃

    • @silvershadow9967
      @silvershadow9967 5 років тому +34

      I want to like but we are at the 69th like

    • @Babbling_Wizard
      @Babbling_Wizard 4 роки тому +57

      At least he's teaching them something

    • @AdityaSingh-lp5rp
      @AdityaSingh-lp5rp 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah man econs not botany

    • @myrios1977
      @myrios1977 4 роки тому +6

      I was about to like that comment but it was at 666. Didn't want to disturb it.

    • @Harry96mega
      @Harry96mega 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @hayleeraina11
    @hayleeraina11 4 роки тому +196

    “I just wanna get high, man”
    “I hear you, I hear you”
    Honestly, felt that 😂

  • @cupidfire405405
    @cupidfire405405 7 років тому +595

    That shot, of the back of toms head. With the puff of smoke, TOTAL BADASS

  • @sunsshine155
    @sunsshine155 4 роки тому +87

    "I just wanna be alone, man"
    mood

  • @Yes-gc7hm
    @Yes-gc7hm 6 років тому +1118

    Lucifer Morningstar
    Teaching kids how to make and deal drugs since 2017

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 6 років тому +5

      Hysterical laughter

    • @shinmalphur2734
      @shinmalphur2734 6 років тому +33

      The devil didn’t make me do it but he sure made it fucking easier! 😂

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 6 років тому +2

      Bwahaha

    • @Zarala2010
      @Zarala2010 5 років тому

      Since the beginning of time more likely. :D

    • @wildcard4552
      @wildcard4552 4 роки тому

      666th likes in this comment on this video comment section. That's not cursed because of this wonderful show.

  • @taeto828
    @taeto828 4 роки тому +57

    “Drugs not hugs” forever my fav line 😂😂😂

  • @CheyenneEntertainmentYT
    @CheyenneEntertainmentYT 4 роки тому +108

    Lucifer: "What do you desire?"
    Random guy: "My father's love."
    Me: "Well, okay then..."

  • @sanya5538
    @sanya5538 4 роки тому +97

    For all those people wondering how Lucifer got high- its probably causes Chloe was close by just like that Santa and God scene

  • @arbdrianafmace
    @arbdrianafmace 6 років тому +490

    We can arrange some "internships" with the Sinaloa Drug Cartel 🤔😂😂😂

    • @ishaandesai1153
      @ishaandesai1153 4 роки тому +19

      After watching narcos : Mexico it's even more funnier😂😂

  • @zyfeexile1420
    @zyfeexile1420 4 роки тому +102

    🤣🤣 “she’s going places””
    “Yea to jail”
    Priceless

  • @joegordon1898
    @joegordon1898 5 років тому +276

    "So Tom what did you do in work today" "I rode a horse into a cannabis farm while smoking a joint"

  • @nicholasmaude6906
    @nicholasmaude6906 5 років тому +132

    A stoned Lucifer is always fun to watch;-).

    • @SohiHien
      @SohiHien 5 років тому +4

      @@Roaringsquid He can get stoned and drunk, it just takes A LOT. Way more then a human and doesn't last long, or result in a hangover. Also with Chloe near, he can get high just like anyone else.

  • @choyomianhae3555
    @choyomianhae3555 4 роки тому +66

    I love how he says "snitches ends up in ditches" rather than "snitches get stitches" 🤣

    • @jpkclutch7780
      @jpkclutch7780 4 роки тому +9

      🤣🤣 Snitches end up in ditches sounds better

  • @jagadeeshks4601
    @jagadeeshks4601 4 роки тому +65

    2:32 one of the best Lucifer entrances

  • @Haylem
    @Haylem 4 роки тому +19

    Dude this show is a fucking classic. MAN! Everything is so damn genius and perfection in casting.

  • @derpypigeon
    @derpypigeon 6 років тому +91

    “HUGS NOT DRUGS, oh wait let me Reverse that, DRUGS NOT HUGS”
    Lmaoo 😂

  • @Garium87
    @Garium87 4 роки тому +180

    "The road to hell is really paved with bad, acne-prone intentions."
    Meanwhile, I am wondering if they get their cast from some modeling agency.

    • @jov4369
      @jov4369 4 роки тому +1

      *paved

    • @Garium87
      @Garium87 4 роки тому +2

      @@jov4369 thanks

  • @abaddon5759
    @abaddon5759 6 років тому +215

    Don’t get high on your own supply
    Snitches end up in ditches
    Hugs not drugs
    😕🤔😈
    Drugs not hugs

  • @mentalbreakdown4114
    @mentalbreakdown4114 5 років тому +69

    L: This young girl is going places.
    C: Mhm, yeah, all the way to jail.
    Me: Hahaha!

  • @keyslonsimon4571
    @keyslonsimon4571 7 років тому +385

    What horse😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lotusflower8776
    @lotusflower8776 6 років тому +89

    "I just wanna get high, man" 😂😂😂

  • @danielleolding1788
    @danielleolding1788 5 років тому +12

    1:45 I love how he has a go at Carly for looking bored and then when he sees her drug he is so Impressed she gunning for extra credit 😂😂🥰

  • @iamblade7862
    @iamblade7862 3 роки тому +12

    That horse scene...My favorite scene in Lucifer 😂😂

  • @NaxEmerald
    @NaxEmerald 3 роки тому +7

    3:17 It would be even more funnier if at that moment Chloe already knew that Lucifer has wings on his own :D

  • @florakettle
    @florakettle 3 роки тому +9

    "I just want to be alone man"
    "Play video games"
    "My father's love"
    Relate

  • @kazuyakenzaki1320
    @kazuyakenzaki1320 6 років тому +16

    And this is why i love this show

  • @MrBellsa61
    @MrBellsa61 3 роки тому +6

    "you're teaching them to grow drugs"
    "Nonono I'm teaching them to *sell* drugs"
    😂😂

  • @0.0_39
    @0.0_39 2 роки тому +4

    Lucifer: What do you all desire?
    "Get rich, be an instagram model, Play video games"
    Lucifer: :)
    Random guy: my fathers love
    Lucifer: :[

  • @lucifermorningstar3552
    @lucifermorningstar3552 3 роки тому +11

    Luci is a legend 😂😂🙌🏻

  • @pandesal6607
    @pandesal6607 5 років тому +15

    "My fathers love" LOL thats funny and sad at the same time

  • @yormpbirdhouse4407
    @yormpbirdhouse4407 5 років тому +38

    Lucifer is amazing.
    I think he just barely does more drugs than Sherlock Holmes.

  • @RashidaAbdullayeva
    @RashidaAbdullayeva 5 років тому +17

    “Hugs not drugs.. no sorry sorry.. hahaha reverse that one: drugs no hugs” 😂😂😂

  • @snehanagar4796
    @snehanagar4796 5 років тому +10

    Lucifer is best teacher😂😂
    No hugs only drugs😂😂

  • @mikethelegend1101
    @mikethelegend1101 5 років тому +42

    "don't get high on your own supply" - Scarface reference?

  • @Mellszx978
    @Mellszx978 3 роки тому +5

    *Lucifer is on a high horse….literally!*

  • @tevj.1254
    @tevj.1254 4 роки тому +5

    I Like how when when he said "Detective" The kids stopped and looked but then continued like she wasnt there lmao

  • @RaidenMobileGamez
    @RaidenMobileGamez Рік тому +3

    “Don’t be shy I don’t bite” 💀

  • @kathyaguzman7557
    @kathyaguzman7557 4 роки тому +2

    The song used for this clip could not be any more perfect!

  • @sneakysam2901
    @sneakysam2901 5 років тому +6

    The little scoff he did at "My father's love"

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 6 років тому +30

    Odd what i want to say, but I'll say it.
    He makes a good teacher

    • @MarkEmperor
      @MarkEmperor 4 роки тому +2

      I know right and he does apparently do it well. They would definitely do get an A⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. See what I did there? 🙂😊

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 3 роки тому +1

      Ye he be teaching an awesome trade

  • @ummmperfect2060
    @ummmperfect2060 5 років тому +8

    I love how lucifer has a evil smile

  • @maniacmagge2568
    @maniacmagge2568 4 роки тому +8

    "I just wanna be alone"
    Me too man

  • @LtKaiser
    @LtKaiser 3 роки тому +3

    Lucifer ain't using his wings, might as well give it to the horsey.

  • @ulyssesocounter8488
    @ulyssesocounter8488 Рік тому +1

    You gotta appreciate how Lucifer took the time to draw the laughing weeds on the whiteboard, and everybody waited for him.

  • @jannahnurul
    @jannahnurul 5 років тому +5

    "BYEEEEE.." 😂🤣😂

  • @kevinmalone4116
    @kevinmalone4116 3 роки тому +1

    that "bye" is so cute!!!

  • @a-a-ron1155
    @a-a-ron1155 6 років тому +164

    Can horses get high by second hand smoke

    • @atticus2581
      @atticus2581 6 років тому +35

      yes. its fucking hilarious.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 6 років тому +18

      ted rebel I love how he answered as though he actually tried to get a horse high just to see if it was possible

    • @atticus2581
      @atticus2581 6 років тому +18

      @@dionwoollaston5717 my neighbor has horses and we were mucking out the stable in the winter, after we were smoking some joints and playing darts, and noticed the horses were looking at us funny. Got out the carrots and apple bags we used for hunting and they were happy as hell lol.

    • @Jr-shiungHu
      @Jr-shiungHu 5 років тому +5

      ted rebel that’s weird mine fell over neighing. I wasn’t allowed near a barn since

    • @Lauren.E.O
      @Lauren.E.O 5 років тому +1

      Mr. Ed 🐴

  • @sohinichatterjee7994
    @sohinichatterjee7994 2 роки тому +1

    0:56 man 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Lucifer's look 🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @abihakashif7433
    @abihakashif7433 5 років тому +3

    HOW TO DEAL DRUGS on the whiteboard in bubble letters is so uniquely Lucifer i just can't

  • @jpclein
    @jpclein 2 роки тому +1

    "what horse?" while grinning ear to ear high as a kite XD

  • @myleg9320
    @myleg9320 5 років тому +8

    0:54 "My father's love" me to man me to😭😭

  • @hinezpowell2221
    @hinezpowell2221 5 років тому +16

    Well then....... it appears that someone's gunning for extra credit🍃🍁

  • @jamesmcdonnell4695
    @jamesmcdonnell4695 3 роки тому +3

    Lovely to see the devil on his own lettuce lol

  • @tomandjerry5491
    @tomandjerry5491 5 років тому +11

    L: What is your greatest desire?
    S: My father's love
    :(

  • @SeanAdams1
    @SeanAdams1 Рік тому +2

    "How did you get that horse?"
    "What horse?"

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 4 роки тому +8

    Lucifer: What I am about to teach you is unadulterated deviance! Or should it be adulterated? *Smiles that lovely smile*

  • @lukesanroman3494
    @lukesanroman3494 4 роки тому +1

    Seriously my FAVORITE fucking episode and scene in the show😂🙏🏽

  • @Exceltiaawesome
    @Exceltiaawesome 5 років тому +4

    Luci's living his best life. I want in.

  • @MrAceR1964
    @MrAceR1964 6 років тому +40

    But the real Question is
    Did Lucifer Smash or Pass?

  • @louistoken9334
    @louistoken9334 6 років тому +5

    Luci was fucking impressed.

  • @jackknightbridge
    @jackknightbridge 6 років тому +15

    *My Fathers Love* 😂

  • @Emily_M.
    @Emily_M. 7 років тому +29

    Love the horse😂😂😂😂😈😈😈😈

  • @auegh2010
    @auegh2010 6 років тому +4

    Lucifer the legend

  • @riordan381
    @riordan381 5 років тому +4

    "Reverse psychology" seems to be the word of the day

  • @atuaisautemisipati5588
    @atuaisautemisipati5588 3 роки тому +1

    I love how Lucifer acts.

  • @silver4740
    @silver4740 6 років тому +9

    Pegasus? Do I forsee the introduction of the Greek Pantheon

  • @VipulLondhe-p7v
    @VipulLondhe-p7v 4 місяці тому

    How excited does Lucifer sound once the detective arrives in the end 😂😂
    What horse 😂😂

  • @ethanlmoulton
    @ethanlmoulton 11 місяців тому +1

    To be fair, teaching kids not to talk to the police without a lawyer is a genuinely valuable lesson.

    • @divinelangene6813
      @divinelangene6813 10 місяців тому

      True lollll😂😂😂

    • @michalsoukup1021
      @michalsoukup1021 8 місяців тому

      Also applies to any other form of authoritys or business deal

  • @dcw127
    @dcw127 3 роки тому +6

    "Snitches end up in ditches"
    "Carly here was running her down weed operation"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @StarlasAiko
      @StarlasAiko 3 роки тому

      He was not snitching on her, he was extolling her virtues and glory

  • @facundogonzalez5453
    @facundogonzalez5453 4 роки тому +1

    When the Devil cares more about you (in his own twisted way) than people who SHOULD care about you. You know you hit rock bottom

  • @hunteravants7170
    @hunteravants7170 5 років тому +6

    Why does it seem so hilariously natural that lucifer would start a drug business with teens

  • @Alegost1
    @Alegost1 4 роки тому +4

    "not get high on your own supply" he says while being high on their own supply

    • @michalsoukup1021
      @michalsoukup1021 8 місяців тому

      That's Carly's supply. Lucifer is pilfering it.

  • @sadaderlangga17
    @sadaderlangga17 3 роки тому +1

    God : I banish you Lucifer!
    Lucifer : *STONKS*

  • @shadowfury428
    @shadowfury428 3 роки тому +1

    “Resident bad influence”
    Me: *dying of laughter* 🤣

  • @RandomFandomizer
    @RandomFandomizer 3 роки тому +1

    Person: “My father’s love”
    Luci: A H-

  • @Fultonfalcons86
    @Fultonfalcons86 5 років тому +6

    LOL someone is gunning for extra credit.............

  • @buggs6886
    @buggs6886 5 років тому +2

    Seeing The Devil Smoking Weed and Riding A Horse will never get old

  • @nicholasmaude6906
    @nicholasmaude6906 7 років тому +65

    Did Chloe catch Lucifer smoking pot;-).

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 6 років тому +1

      I,m not sure about that but at least she caught him riding a FUCKING horse. :)

    • @tristanlau1213
      @tristanlau1213 6 років тому +7

      Not the first time and marijuana is legal in CA

    • @isthissomesortofmeme8932
      @isthissomesortofmeme8932 6 років тому +1

      Tristan Lau but the show is taking place in LA (story wise)

    • @shadowmage5458
      @shadowmage5458 6 років тому +3

      L.A. is in california

  • @hoid5295
    @hoid5295 5 років тому +2

    "My fathers' love" XD HAHAHA

  • @syahran1518
    @syahran1518 3 роки тому +1

    "I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a joint"

  • @amalgamationprime3168
    @amalgamationprime3168 4 роки тому +1

    I swear, I kinda noticed Lucifer's pupils just expanded after smelling the green nature.

  • @lsvseb1202
    @lsvseb1202 5 років тому +1

    4:11 "YEAH ALL THE WAY TO JAIL" 💯💯👋😷😊🤣🤣🤣

  • @mariaayala7518
    @mariaayala7518 7 років тому +61

    Didn't know Lucifer was into the Mary....

    • @TheBribreezy1
      @TheBribreezy1 6 років тому

      Maria Ayala W

    • @Animefan1803
      @Animefan1803 6 років тому +10

      Lucifer is probably into everything.
      I mean he has literally a mdma dealer as barkeeper.

    • @a-a-ron1155
      @a-a-ron1155 6 років тому +9

      God found a worthy and faithful Mary that would teach his son right from wrong and Lucifer decided to find a Mary that would give the rest of god's children a really good time

    • @elizataylor1726
      @elizataylor1726 6 років тому

      Pretty sure he was into mary about 2000 years ago give or take

    • @catniphunter7107
      @catniphunter7107 6 років тому +1

      He smokes a joint in the first episode lmao

  • @bigk9000
    @bigk9000 3 роки тому +2

    I'm still trying to decide if Lucifer is a good role model or a bad influence. Is it possible to be both? 😅

  • @a-1pictures478
    @a-1pictures478 3 роки тому

    The Canada AD made it even better hahaha

  • @jamesszumowski6637
    @jamesszumowski6637 3 роки тому +1

    If weed agriculture and distribution was a course, Luci would be a top professor

  • @shurj3679
    @shurj3679 4 роки тому +2

    The whole scene made me crack 🤣🤣

  • @mrman7391
    @mrman7391 7 років тому +6

    should've asked how the fuck did u guys get all dis weed so quickly

  • @Alex-cc8yf
    @Alex-cc8yf 5 років тому +2

    "I just wanna be alone man" - literally me

  • @carolinelynch2823
    @carolinelynch2823 6 років тому +5

    The Devil rides again.

  • @piticarus3426
    @piticarus3426 4 роки тому

    On of my Top 10 best TV teacher ever

  • @GabrielAlves-kg8ht
    @GabrielAlves-kg8ht 5 років тому +5

    2:19 song please ?

    • @ChinmayVP
      @ChinmayVP 3 роки тому

      It was really hard to track it down but i think i might have just found it from the depths of the internet...
      And i've got news
      1. Good news
      The first song i.e. the one from 1:57 is "The Bad Way" by "The Slightlys"
      2. Bad News
      It isn't available on YT, Spotify, Apple Music, nor anywhere.. They didn't license the song i guess... No did or will...
      And get this the singer you're hearing is FINNEAS.. BILLIE EILISH'S BROTHER😦

  • @ChinmayVP
    @ChinmayVP 4 роки тому +1

    It was really hard to track it down but i think i might have just found it from the depths of the internet...
    And i've got news
    1. Good news
    The first song i.e. the one from 1:57 is "The Bad Way" by "The Slightlys"
    2. Bad News
    It isn't available on YT, Spotify, Apple Music, nor anywhere.. They didn't license the song i guess... No did or will...
    And get this the singer you're hearing is FINNEAS O'CONNELL....
    (Probably Spelled it wrong but yk you're welcome)... THAT'S BILLIE EILISH'S BROTHER😦...
    And the song's only available on Vimeo.. Wtf right? So i've been your resident good influence to quote from the flip side of lucifer....
    Byyyyyyeeeee