If the U.S. Government Was a Pawn Shop
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- Опубліковано 11 лют 2021
- Late Night writer Jeff Wright illustrates the worries of Americans dealing with the uncertainty of governmental financial aid.
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"How did black citizen get in here?" Dayum... that was too real.
And he hid the money. 🤣 def too real
for real, tha gave me chills
Exactly what Joe and Kamala are saying
Too real where? I never saw such a thing happening and i live in the hood hood, where almost every1 is either, black, gypsy or a white minority. Never have i seen anyone doing anything specific just cuz some1 is black.
@@ReallyTY4Real well just because you haven’t personally experienced or noticed something does not mean it doesn’t happen.
"You know, I MIGHT have a job for you when you finish school."
"You lyin'."
"You right." Tight delivery....Baaahahahahahah
Why they invented the ten-second scanback.
I forgot he was talking to himself at times
@@Fidodo I know, right. That's was trippy. The reactions after each line, too. I mean... They were HILARIOUS 🤣
That was definitely a LOL moment.
His timing was impeccable throughout. I want more sketches!
This is the funniest of any of the writers'/correspondents' segments I've seen from any of the talk shows for quite some time.
Agreed!
Scrolled down to write this same thing. Well done, Jeff (Geoff?)Wright
@@gregh3607 Ditto. More shorts from Jeff Wright.
Ugly truth = funny? For whom?
Seth's writers are better on screen than Seth.
"You lying"
"You right"
I had to go back to confirm
😂🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣
The "he's gotta be full black this time" made me laugh too hard
Pretty good. Give this guy more segments.
Yep. Good editing as well.
And give the editor a raise!
@@LetsChat let’s just give them a whole show, to make it easier
* These guys
Better than pretty good imo
"You lyin'."
"You right."
If only the Govt. was that transparent.
You actually forget it's all the same guy. He plays off of Nothing so well
I love how Seth puts his writers in their own spotlight when he can. And many wonderful talents among them, speaking about issues Seth can't tell. ;)
“how did Black Citizen get in here?” 🤣 😂
Seth laughing his ass off at the end was great.
I thought that was the best part.
I missed that. Thank you for pointing it out.
Seth, your show has legit the best writers.
It's about time they did something worth mentioning.
Weak sauce most of the time.
He seriously does! I love this show!
I noticed that about a year ago. Bill Maher's need the most improvement.
This one of your best writer’s segments ever!
In the sequel Amazon comes in for a tax cut
I know it’s a joke, but the sad truth is that Amazon doesn’t even pay taxes.
In the sequel, Amazon comes in for a _taxpayer-funded “incentive” (to move/to expand/ to build)._
@@u.synlig don't worry, it will trickle down... one day... it will really happen this time... I promise... you just have to wait... I'm not lying...
In the sequel Amazon says they need a tax cut and then make over 1 trillion and still don't pay any taxes.
Amazon comes on for a REFUND even after not paying any taxes.
Make this recurring. Soooo much more you could have alluded to.
"He said he's not here right now" and neither am I, because that killed me.
Damn he locked his money up real quick when the Black citizen walked in 😂 America be like
I saw that and I was like WOW!! That ain’t right. 🤣😂🤣😭
I saw it, but skipped back to make sure I really did see it. HARSH but TRUE. 🤣🤣
What happened to the natives is even worse.
@@kdavis4910 the worse thing you can do is compare two evils. It was all bad!
@@kdavis4910 Bull. Most died of uncontrolled smallpox, about 80-90% croaked. As for the rest, Plains Natives, S Americans etc weren't all that innocent. The former were rabidly violent, the latter practiced human sacrifice on a grand scale. This doesn't justify being shuttled about into reservations, but it does put things into perspective.
"Because I owe some people some money, damn!"
14 Trillion? 17 Trillion? Haven’t been keeping up...
Edit: turns out it’s 28 Trillion ua-cam.com/video/yq_E3HquRJY/v-deo.html - almost looks like I haven’t looked since the banking crisis...
"You in here cussing! Lmfao
This is freakin' hilarious 😂😂😂. Every US Gov. Agency: "How did black citizen get in here?"
Give that man more screen time. He had more charisma with himself than any other late night character has with anybody else. Let's go!
Jeff just stepped up his sketch game, and I love it.
His self-composite skits are pretty tight!
This is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen on late night with Seth Meyers.
This is the beginning of a regular segment called the Government Pawn Shop. Please Seth. This is much better than that Stick Theater.
Every line is delivered perfectly
Ok... THIS guys funny
No lies detected.
Student Loans: "so come back Tuesday, maybe i'll see what i have..."
Student: "but you said that last Tuesday"
Holy Sh+° that was some next level writing. 🤜🏽🤛🏻
"Hell no $600!"
"Can I at least get a COVID vaccine?" "Best I can do is a vintage flu shot."
Too real! I been searching like crazy for a covid vax!
yeah, luckily this is not what is happening. The sketch though, touched on a lot of real issues and problems.
Got a 2016 vintage. That too recent?
Hey! It's like the jokes in the video but not as funny.
@@ColoringKaria I had to go through an FAQ just to find the sign ups on the website that was supposed to be hosting sign ups in my county.
That was both funny and depressing
Give that man a raise!
Wait...on second thought, since he's representing the government...he needs to give me the freakin' raise.
Ahhhhhh I love it! I want to see this skit with like a veteran, elderly, and teachers or any other group. Please do this again with diffrent groups of people! This completely made my day lmao. Thank you!
If you want to see more of Jeff, Seth Meyers found him from TikTok. @jeffrightnow
@jeffrightnow is awesome!
Thanks
Yessss, thank you!!! I was *just* thinking that I really want to watch more of Jeff’s content 😄
This may just be the best late night segment I've seen (yet). More of this please!
Not only a great writer, also good delivery.
So great of Seth to showcase his writers like this.
how did black citizen get in here. had me ☠️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also you can hear Seth giggle at that line 😅
Please make this into a full eight seasons of this.
Man I need more of these
Student Loans *whine mumble: “Man, I don’t need this job.”
Government: “What!?”
Student Loans: “Nuthin’....”
Government: “That’s what I thought!”
The Government is a thug.
The exchange with the Student was even better.
"I might have a job for you when you finish school." "You lyin'." "You' right."
Government's what you make it. Vote, and vote in your primary election.
*_Why are you voting for it then? It seems like drone strikes should be blamed on the average american._*
Except I feel like that doesn’t portray the situation correctly tbh.
Just caught he puts away the cash he was counting when black citizen walks in 🤣 that's messed up but truu
And kept the card, and threw it over his shoulder. Brutal.
"$6000!?"
"Hell Nahhhh $600!"
I'm weak! xD
Seth Meyers Rules All Bar None
His team loves him and he loves his team.
And we love ALL of them.
This is hilarious. More Jeff Wright with Jeff Wright and Jeff Wright (etc.) please.
So well written and acted. Give that man more work to do!
That was the best sketch segment I've seen on this show. Make that dude a regular!
We need more of these 😂 very creative
I bought some bombs to impress my friends.... hahaha
Hilarious! Sad, but hilarious.
Brilliant!
without a doubt one of my favorite clips from the program. Hope we see more like this. Format is great.
Could be the best sketch you've ever done! The writing, acting, and set were all perfect. Awesome work!!
Damn. Even as a Dutch person I felt this.
I want more from this guy! Addictive acting and writing 💙
I've been dealing with a headache for the past 4 years.
😂😂😂
The US is a giant market and treats almost everything as a commodity.
Yup, crapitalism. Privatisation of our resources was our biggest mis-step.
"Almost..." What isn't treated as a commodity? Healthcare, education, children, religion... I can't think of anything that shouldn't be tied to a monetary value that isn't.
@@RAD6150 your air, such that it is, is still free from corporate interests
@@STEVENFRYFRY Carbon offsets say otherwise...
@@RAD6150 that's more of a we pay for their ability to pollute our air. Not so much for the air itself, although O2 bars are a thing....😠🤬
I have never seen this writer/actor but he is top notch
😹🙌🏾 This was one of the best representations of Merica I’ve seen in a while! lmbao
Absolutely hilarious and spot on.
“I bought some bombs to impress some friends” 💀 LMAO
Omg...that was a great freaking skit!
What did you do with all my tax money, mumble mumble BOMBS.
Truth!
That was a masterpiece
Guy is SUPER TALENTED! LOVED IT... More from from him please.
Holy, this is a GREAT skit!! And I’m a white privileged son of a b. One of the best I’d ever seen on a show. 10/10
This needs to be reoccurring this was amazing!!
Give us more of this guy! He's hilarious!!
This was actually really good....bring him out more
pitch this as an on going skit! it's gold!
Ayo when the government put the cash away when the black citizen walked in I DIEDDDD!!!! 😭
4th time watching and didnt notice until now
Loved this segment! Hope y’all make this a regular thing - so many possibilities.
I enjoyed that. Painfully accurate. Looking forward to seeing what happens when the landlord comes.
That was a truly Perfect representation of the US government 👏🏾 well done.
Hilarious 😂😂
This is one of the realest and best bits I've ever seen on this show period.
First time I've seen Jeff Wright. We need to see more of him.
2:07 Love that Student pout he does. LOL
Jeff is a comedic genius, holy cow. every line is a killer. lmao!
This guy was awesome!! More of this!!
This dudes hilarious! Props to everyone who worked on this, my gf and I were rolling
This is my favorite bit since the first few Jokes Seth Can't Tell bits.
this guy's a really good writer. the dialogue is hilarious.
This skit is so good and it has a criminally low view count right now. That's a shame.
Definitely need more of this guy. Even a part II of this particular bit.
One of the best segment on your show I've seen.
I felt bad laughing at this because it is too sad to be funny.
Seriously if America dropped military spending in half it could actually afford to take care of its people. Imagine instead of the fake "protecting your freedom" you actually just gave your people freedom like healthcare, childcare, reduced student debt etc.
Trying to explain to conservatives that giving people the things they've worked for and deserve is like talking to a brick wall, it just doesn't go in, they do NOT get it, to them it's all just "hand outs." I wish conservatives would stop acting like _they're_ the ones who are working class, they HATE the working class, they really do.
The US spends as much taxpayer money on healthcare as a percentage of our GDP as other developed countries. The problem isn't that we aren't spending enough, it's that we're spending it in a very ineffective way.
That was a good actor for this skit lmao
Please please PLEASE let this be a running segment!
Best bit I've seen in a while, great performance!
Jeff was hilarious. We need more Jeff.
The writing was good, but the delivery was the best I've seen on this show
Give this guy atleast a weekly spot !
You know, I almost don't want to draw comparisons, but this sketch was TIGHT!
Not only was this brilliant and perfectly done, but somewhere in Canada, I think Ryan George is very proud of you!!! 🤗🥰🤗🥰🤗🥰🤗
Ok, i thought of Pitch Meeting as well...but did not know Ryan was Canadian.
That is great 🙂🇨🇦
Damn Seth show is on fire tonight!
I feel like this just accurately summed up 34 years of my life in 2 minutes
Jeff Wright is great! Find and follow him on Twitter for more like this...some real 💎
😂😂 too true, but done so well it’s extremely fun to watch. Deff need more of this! Thanks :)
OMG you must do more of these. That was fantastic!
Damn this was funny as hell. Give us more of this!!