Hello there, you may know me as a Tiktoker or you may not know me and think I'm a total creep judging from this video. I won't deny it. Have a nice day. #comedy #romantic
@invinciblegamer_2006 people keep replying to my original comment that this guy piggy backed off of, so I check comments now and then and noticed this one lol
See the trick is to drug both glasses, but build up an immunity to the drugs, also do it in public, so you can say it was someone else that drugged both your drinks.
actually its diet soda in one and normal in the other, and she forgot what one was the diet. You don´t have to be that suspicious. And she got a giant model railway set int he basement, that was what she was talking about.
@@marcoprincessalol6864 oh no someone said something that isn't dumb,noooo sorry I'm so sorry that your dumbass head can't comprehend what he said but it's ok not everyone is smart. Some can be dumb too
Which basement were talking about, one down her stairs or one in kitchen down her stairs because it hard not to get lost in her lovely basement, she can keep me there as much as she likes mind. 🤣
Second option : don't give her your number, and visit her without id in your wallet on the first date. Bonus advice: Wear an iron chastity belt, locked with a key hidden in a teeth 😂
P Emerich I agree. Sylvia does have the decapitated head of a giant horse in her yard. Probably should have been a red flag when he arrived for the date to be honest.
omg I watch a lot of analog horror but that last bit almost gave me a heart attack. the date started as a rom-com and slowly devolved into psychological horror I love it
Its so weird how incels like you will say that when a woman makes a tiktok skit she is funny and sexy, but when a man makes a tiktok skit everyone treats him like a normal person. Why can’t you just ignore that you want to have sex with her, and just watch the video normally.
@@Sernival i don’t think bud is simping I think it’s a pretty accurate opinion that a woman with a sense of humor is way more attractive than some superficial broad who thinks being cute or funny is going cross eyed and sticking her tongue out
You have a misguided sense of attraction my friend, it only takes one time of experiencing this irl for that red flag to be burned into your soul. You will have to learn the hard way I'm afraid
She's not socially awkward she's awkwardly social
Crazy 🙃
I get it lmao
i’ve seen that a million other times
😂😂😂
I thought i was socially awkward or that it could be bad, but this is next level bad
That last shot turned into a horror movie 💀
It was always a horror movie. You just caught it at the end. Lol
That actually scared me bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I jumpscare 😢
@@capitanawesome44I thought something was a little off
Jesus loves you.
"I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown" -Krillin
But.......
😂😂😂😂😂
Idk how these do it too have these babes loyal I’ve tried everything too keep em 😭
Nice TFS reference
"...but if you had a wig..."
Two possible endings:
1.- No kidneys or other organ
2.- non stop Snu snu
both if you're reeeaally kinky
Yes snu snu
You know what I'll take the gamble!
You need only one organ for snu-snu
I like those odds 😊
One person's "she belongs in an asylum" is another person's "she's all I ever wanted"
Hostage or not, it's good to be held.
@@Adrevenue1331 LMMFAO! 😂
Crazy comes in a variety of flavors and you know what they say in french, "variety is the spice of..... anyways"
@@Adrevenue1331NEW FAVORITE QUOTE
Why can’t you be both people 😊
"I could fix her" famous last words 💀
Nah cuz I said those words and they weren't my last HAH
@@impulse7942 Bro is still watching over for 4 months
@@invinciblegamer_2006 yep
I wouldn't change a thing
@invinciblegamer_2006 people keep replying to my original comment that this guy piggy backed off of, so I check comments now and then and noticed this one lol
The way she said "you want it both"?. After confusing which was drugged got me so good 😂😂😂
Mix them together and share :)
I don't get it
i thought it was just so that she didnt look racist
@@John1250gerhgidehgirehg nah
See the trick is to drug both glasses, but build up an immunity to the drugs, also do it in public, so you can say it was someone else that drugged both your drinks.
The way I jumped back in horror when the last clip played
Silvia has perfected silent jump scares
fr lmaoooo
Kinda was expected 😂
The Jerma
Omg I died 💀
That shit was so scary. TT
I love that she had two completely different glasses to remember which one was the drugged one and still ended up forgetting
actually its diet soda in one and normal in the other, and she forgot what one was the diet.
You don´t have to be that suspicious.
And she got a giant model railway set int he basement, that was what she was talking about.
gotta test if its good stuff or not
@sewing machine name checks out
I can personally relate 😂
@@Steven-ly9ei What- what?
How sweet of her to offer him both drinks, so selfless.
The way she dropped the remote and posed matched with the beat 😂
You know what they say: when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.
Wanda
the bojack ref lol
@@Brandon-wz9hj
Wanda?
@@Womanfemale12bojack
Yes BoJack Horseman taught me this.
That ending was scarier than most horror films
Pretty sure I cried for half a second there it was just too brief to be noticable
'Ello poppet!
Jerma sus face
Remembered me of some indie japanese terror games
I jumped a bit
"Ｗｅ'ｒｅ ｈａｖｉｎｇ ｓｐａｇｅｔｔｉ ｔｏ ｆｏｒｇｅｔｔｉ ｏｕｒ ｒｅｇｒｅｔｔｉ"
-Ｓｉｌｖｉａ
this deserves more likes and replies honestly
Disclaimer: Spagetti does not normally contain amnesia drugs. Exit the building immediately.
I'm now scared to enter any woman's domicile😭
Thank God she actually used POV correctly unlike most people
yes! such a peeve lol
@@marcoprincessalol6864 oh no someone said something that isn't dumb,noooo sorry I'm so sorry that your dumbass head can't comprehend what he said but it's ok not everyone is smart. Some can be dumb too
@@marcoprincessalol6864 what you're doing is coping with being wrong all the time 🤡
She's been researching what POV means on that TV
@@SpaceMissile i was not wrong (vine boom) i was right (vine boom) clown yourself (vine boom, louder vine boom, peeking vine boom)
"... you want both?" 😂 I'm fucking dying
Not right away.... 🤣
I can't like because it's already at 666 :(
@@ulqcifer1it wat 999 but i sont care i liked
The battle of wits has begun.
I was laughing at the sniffing the cups cause I'd be hauling ass outta there at that moment
To be honest, every guy would be SO happy to have at least this, just ANY attention from her.
ur bald sadly
@@dearmadeline mm what? 😅
@@dearmadeline what do you mean?? XD
The smack after she places your hand on her face 😂
BONK
"I could fix her."
"I would choose not to."
@@Adrevenue1331 "But I still could."
But whatever's wrong with her is kinda hot
@Ducbery lmao! I agree with ya there lol.
"I could make her worse!"
Left brain: She is going to kill us
Right brain: smash
Right brain: let me tell you something.
Right brain: is bro okay?
there is also the risky chance of not getting to smash before dying
Left Brain: “Knock her up, this our kind of crazy.”😜
My right brain: smash. My left brain: double smash
This is where it all begins
Anyone else notice the sound made when the remote hit the couch, matched the end beat/rhythm to the “cornpub theme”
"I love you too"
*slaps*
hi 130
Jamie pull up that frame
Was more like a calm pat 😂
@@ItsyourboyPenguinboy Slight slap
"More"
She's chaotically wholesome, definitely a keeper
Yes a keeper… of souls
she finna keep me in a basement
I got the honor of giving you a 700 like milestone. Congrats, soldier.
your radar is broken
She watches ph and has lightsabers tho
She’s perfect. I’m not fixing her just being terrible together
I can honestly say this isn’t the creepiest date I’ve been on, thank you
She's a keeper: offers you basement, makes you hide in a closet just to do chaotically wholesome peekaboo, how sweet
I’m subbed to you Heisenberg
welp we have our sacrifice, come on boys! hop on to it!
@@world--Stardon't it's a bot
@@tmbpotatoe5975 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@tmbpotatoe5975i can be a sacrifice i don't mind
if a girl liked me this much, i'd get a system error
i don't think we've been told what she was trying to do...for all we know she could be trying to harvest his organs or steal his valuables
She is imitating her bfs mate...
This is not "liking you." If someone acts like this that is a bad thing.
@@RisenSlash Pretty sure it was a joke.
That's not "liking someone too much", that's been a mentally unstable individual.
Brain: Its a Trap
Me: The best kind
This, of all of them for some unknown reason, is my favorite.
“We’re having spaghetti to forgetti our regretti” fucking got me😂
*Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli*
@@percival8193it’s been 15 years since I’ve watched SpongeBob, and that ish is printed on my brain 🤣
@@totesmagotes3688 15 years and yet we still arent closer to uncovering whats in the pocketoli are we ?
😂😂😂😂
i don’t want to fix her, i want to enable her.
And to use her for? 😳
My man has a point
@@neilraymondtia2401for her needs well ofc 😂
@@neilraymondtia2401🤫
Bro she will be lashing you with a spiked whip!!
There are so many hilarious parts in this video, but the light slap has me rolling with laughter 😂😂
that smile at the end caught me offguard im literally dying 💀💀💀
She literally made me feel like I was playing Resident Evil.
Lady Demitrescu 💘
Resident evil: Girlfriend's house
She's the stalker enemy. Instead of "you are dead" it's "She is pregnant"
@@gaelofariandel6747" you are dad"
rel.
"she's not fixable but she's relatable"
That’s concerning
@@dingoatemykidneys835agreed
You should be in jail
@@SahilSharma-dt7qnFor what reason, good sir?
😂 she’s like. You want both?! 😂
I can't fix her. She's perfect
She just opened herself to a brand new market of men, including me
Take me in that list😊
And me
And women, I'm right here
And me
We gotta stop having a thing for crazy bitches
"She might kidnap you and keep you in her basemen-"
"Smash, next question."
Which basement were talking about, one down her stairs or one in kitchen down her stairs because it hard not to get lost in her lovely basement, she can keep me there as much as she likes mind. 🤣
Brilliant 😂
She reminds me of a young Cosby.
@@towerofgodfan4107SELLIN EM ON ICE SINCE 1983
@@towerofgodfan4107I think its gon be more like sexual assault 😅
The last scene actually jumpscared me T-T
the last scene was like granny : whereeee are you ,you want to play hide and sike
Next morning: "hey, you, you're finally awake"
"You were trying to cross the border,
right?"
"Walked right into that imperial ambush just like us and that Thief over there"
"I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits"
"We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.."
"Shut up back there!"
If a pretty woman is this nervous around you, its either a really good sign, or you are actually about to see a lot of that basement
Her Russian uncle waiting down there
She's only that nervous if you are her first.
@@casted_shadowstrue but usually people lose their nervosity when they do something a lot of time
No, that basement is about to see a lot of you
@@casted_shadowstuesdays just be like that
lol the way I was about to go to bed and I see that smile lol
Going on a date at your house sounds fun
Yall gotta agree, if women gave this many hints the world would be perfect
Agreed.☕
You still wouldnt get any
I didn’t understand the hint where he put the hand on her face tho 🤔😂
The world would be ALOT more perfect if they just grew a pair and be straightforward
You don't want that.
This is the closest I've had to a real date, so thank you.
Same here, dude.
couldnt agree more... too bad its gon stay that way....
@@kirdot2011but it's not... Unless you want it to.
L
777 like
Bro the end had me falling of my bed dying 😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: it scared me💀😂
I like how this is her first video and her most popular
God, her face at the end is nightmare material. Love it 😂
@@THEANTISUPERFURRYActual child.
Jumpscared me
Made me laugh my ass off.
@@THEANTISUPERFURRYthink he’s referring to ur pfp and username
He is pretending to be an animal or something idk@@THEANTISUPERFURRY
She gives you 2 drinks, she can cook spaghetti, she spends time with you, watch tv and play hide and seek together isn’t she the perfect girl? ❤
ONG
Definitely a keeper
Then you wake up in a cold basement with one of your kidneys missing
@@H0tGlueGunI can work with that. Helps stop my addiction to top ramen.
As a wise commenter once said: "I just like weird chicks" -Slothfullgamer
OH SHIT THAT ENDING😂😂😂 Ilove this skit lolllll😂😂😂
She's a keeper.
i’m desperate enough that i’d be down
Don't act like this isn't a dream date
@@user-ct1lf3hf1v true
Same brother, same. 😂
Agreed
😂😂😂 no more men with dignity. I doubt any woman would want a desperate man calling and being a annoying 24/7 just to hit that
"Please don't leave" is excellent.
Also "you want a drink? Just take both"😂
What goes on in my head every day I spent in my head. *she leaves anyway
@@zombiekila187 whut did you just type 💀 I can’t understand
what we men will endure for some ...........
@@yukhziawhat* 🤓
This is the funniest woman on Earth. Laughed harder at this than anything in my life.
I don't see a problem with this. This is ideal. Right down to the forced hydration.
The way she turned off the tv so abruptly was hilarious.
Horn if you like pubs.
@@viz8746📯📢
@@viz8746💀
Lol
The way I recognize that sound is concerning
"Tonight, we're having spaghetti to forgetti our regretti"
Best spaghetti line yet
Moms spaghetti has been dethroned
My Response:
"Pasta la Vista"
Mario: let's uh c abt dat 😂🤣 also: won't it b hilarious if Mario could pull dat off? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not even gonna lie. I would've seen all those crimson red flags, felt every alarm go off in my head, and still would've gone for it 👉👌
I can fix her… but she’s better this way.
She's the type that if you blink on the first date, as soon as you open your eyes you have a mortgage, 2 cars, 3 kids and its been 7 years already.
😂
This guy
@@richardromero1736that’s what im sayinggg. F*king desperate
Second option : don't give her your number, and visit her without id in your wallet on the first date. Bonus advice: Wear an iron chastity belt, locked with a key hidden in a teeth 😂
Or you wake up in the basement, in a big well without water.
And you see here in a suit of human skin...
Honestly I'd stay at her house, she seems very warm and comforting (Help I'm trapped in her basement!!!!)
I’m on way to save you bro
Mmmmh cosey basement ~
Wym that's good deal. Free housing and food plus you get a whole basement to yourself.😂
And probably all the sex you want to
@@karmst1996don’t forget about the free bdsm and forced sex 😂
Bro at this point I'm that lonely, I'd probably still stay just to have someone else's company
That last partt SCARED me!
Still more affection than i ever gotten on my dates
Still more dates than I ever gotten 🗿
Well that's the point of the short, it's way too much attention
@@apexdude105 And roofies.
@@Gimmegames4free6942 LOL
@@apexdude105 well that’s the point of his comment, many of us get none at all
You seem like a stable individual.
A calm and reasonable person
🐴🏠
P Emerich I agree. Sylvia does have the decapitated head of a giant horse in her yard. Probably should have been a red flag when he arrived for the date to be honest.
Can't spell stable without stab 🙃
@@WhyName Stabbing seems too boring for someone of their caliber
“i love you too”
*slaps*
The slap tho 😭
"Is she into you? Well, you can't really tell."
I ser you are a man on culture as well
@@SteelRob21🎯
😂
Must be Canadian and was just being nice
😂😂 Man I love how to basic
the last part gave an heartattack
SAME WHAT THE HECK
I’m so
So
So
Help…
WeeeoooWEEOOO
Grammar police:
Replace the "an" with "a" in your sentence citizen, or we many have to comment violent phrases.
WEEOOweeoo...
@@theemperorstarwarslegends8075dam duck
agree
The end was terrifying😅 but I would have stayed 😂
Yanderes... An addictive drug to many.
Horrifying to the weak willed. 😔
The perfect date doesn't exi-
That is exactly what I thought. Thank you
i am rizzed all the way up
This is good. I'm trying to find a smooth line to say when denying two drinks with roofies.
@@0xCAFEF00D why deny
TFW no murder me gf
This can literally be a horror game 😂
Horror is not comedy.
@@timurkral3781 oh, but it is
Wait, that'd actually be rlly cool
Maybe in the future🫡
Gives off resident evil 7 vibes
How can a face so pretty also be so scary... Lol!
Her: i see you brought snacks.
Me: and I see you did the same.
"you want a drink?" *sniffs* "....you want both?" GOT ME LMAOO
Facts
Why was it poisoned??
@@surendrathapa1861roofies bro... It's a skit about raping a guy
@@BuFFAlBillsI'm pretty sure it was sleep drug so she could keep him in her basement
omg I watch a lot of analog horror but that last bit almost gave me a heart attack. the date started as a rom-com and slowly devolved into psychological horror I love it
the unhinged smile was amazing
Analog horror? Is that like found footage?
@@collecticusyeah, it's horror set in the VHS era which basically means slap a vhs filter on something and it's analog horror
@@ravencollins5638 That sounds like those terrible, but charming shot-on-video movies.
You're too easy to scare. It didn't scare me at all, I was kinda expecting it.
I would not regret this date. Seems like fun
how to make yourself forever single
I swear girls with personality and a sense of humor is the sexiest shit ever
Ong
Its so weird how incels like you will say that when a woman makes a tiktok skit she is funny and sexy, but when a man makes a tiktok skit everyone treats him like a normal person. Why can’t you just ignore that you want to have sex with her, and just watch the video normally.
Dont simp too hard over a video and something that doesnt exist
@@Sernival i don’t think bud is simping I think it’s a pretty accurate opinion that a woman with a sense of humor is way more attractive than some superficial broad who thinks being cute or funny is going cross eyed and sticking her tongue out
You have a misguided sense of attraction my friend, it only takes one time of experiencing this irl for that red flag to be burned into your soul.
You will have to learn the hard way I'm afraid
that last bit actually made my heart drop
Same🤣🤣
You’re one coward democrat, lmfao
For real my heart stopped beating for a second 😂
Glad I’m not the only one
Same😂😂😂
She's a keeper
Love your skits, Silvia, especially the date-related ones... "didn't think you'd bring SNACKS" Deep at an uncomfortable level =))
it went from awkward date to psychological horror...
Smile
Smile
Smile
Smile
Green Mile
"You want both?"
I cracked at this😭💀💀
I don't understand what both it is
@@anonymousviewer383 she drugged one and forgot
@@blaire9524 ok thanks
Ya that got me too😂
😂😂😂
She got that guy humor
lol, “you want both?”
1. Super cute
2. Cooks for you
3. Same taste in media
4. Slight accent
5. Perceptive & attentive
What's not to go for here?
Agreeable
Real and she is a ten we got the same taste in media
You forgot watches po-
@@AkiLoggmovie night
Also simp
That's marriage material right there
Was this an intentional httyd 3 reference?
For real. To be wanted like a stalkers victim is stuff only Disney can make into happily ever afters.
Yeah, marriage in a freezer.
Enjoy the basement guy
Fr
She seems like a lot of fun, Idec if she crwzy
Most mentally stable Alaskan:
Sign me up
POV you get lost in Alaska
Bots are getting too good
Bro got me dead 💀
@@bryanleong5939 sign me up too
She's a keeper... not a creep at all. She wont stab you on your sleep.😂😂😂
She's more of a k-per with 'idna' in the middle
Yes, she's indeed a keeper. I don't think anyone will ever see that guy ever again.
Last Time i heard this, i was close to loose a kidney.... 😏😏😏
She's a keeper not a creeper
@@Itz_Nevabars
That last frame genuinely scared the life outta me
The legends say till this day he is trapped in her basement 💀💀
Honestly, the fact that she’s even remotely interested in me would be enough for me to ignore the red flags 💀
But wait... Your name is... Red Fox 😱
Well that's how it usually works...
i see divorce in your future
@@Rig0r_M0rtis 😂 man and your nick name too
She only like you for your organ.. yea your kidnes