Your Dog Girlfriend Teases You Like Crazy - (Dog Girl x Neko Listener) [ASMR Roleplay] {F4A}

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  • @ScorpionStrike7
    @ScorpionStrike7 2 роки тому +120

    Kasumi: “I’ll pamper and cuddle you so much, you’ll pas out from all the happiness and love.”
    Me: “I won’t pass out from happiness and love, I’ll pass out from embarrassment.”

  • @handsomebanana1429
    @handsomebanana1429 2 роки тому +142

    Only one criticism I have for this audio, there's not enough of it, then again, I don't think you can get enough of something this good, other than that, perfect

    • @carlbergildo464
      @carlbergildo464 2 роки тому +5

      Not perfect purrfect

    • @WDinATX
      @WDinATX 2 роки тому +2

      @@carlbergildo464 (Buhdum tiss)

  • @yandereneko5523
    @yandereneko5523 2 роки тому +67

    Love neko listener audios. Need more of them

  • @pneumia
    @pneumia 5 місяців тому +6

    Cats don't whaggle their tale when their happy or exited, they only do it when thier anxious stressed or angry (some stuff like this). That was the first thing I learned as a new cat owner some years ago

    • @nullexists
      @nullexists Місяць тому

      As a Neko, i agree 👍

  • @bailey6304
    @bailey6304 2 роки тому +28

    This really is just an average interaction between dogs and cats that live together. I love it! Also that pspspspsps got my attention and I'm not sure how I feel about that...
    Nya uwu

  • @memebigboy6907
    @memebigboy6907 2 роки тому +351

    Having a girlfriend? Super unrealistic immersion broken

    • @francescocalo3734
      @francescocalo3734 2 роки тому +40

      Same bro, when i saw girlfriend in the title the immersion got absolutely ruined😔

    • @sharkyfour9502
      @sharkyfour9502 2 роки тому +25

      I swear when I'm watching a show or something and they show a healthy relationship my suspension of disbelief is immediately ruined

    • @marcoakimbo9225
      @marcoakimbo9225 2 роки тому +5

      +1, 1/5, unrealistic, no interest

    • @t26e3pershingtank
      @t26e3pershingtank 2 роки тому +6

      I did have a gf, so the immersion wasn't that broken

    • @nevets039
      @nevets039 2 роки тому +6

      So you guys like the ASMR or not?

  • @Blindluck92
    @Blindluck92 2 роки тому +80

    Me: *(looks at tail)* "Traitor."
    My tail and my brain: "Yeah, unlike you, we're honest about what we want."
    Thanks for the audio, Kasumi.

    • @user-dl2ud1dx3u
      @user-dl2ud1dx3u 2 роки тому +6

      Actually, a moving tail is typically a sign of agitation in cats. although there are other reasons the tail might move - attempts to balance themselves, or preparing to pounce, for example. Tail movement doesn't tend to indicate positive feelings in the same way it does with dogs.

    • @mysteryasmr3247
      @mysteryasmr3247 2 роки тому +4

      @@user-dl2ud1dx3u The mistake is in character though, it's common for dogs to irritate cats because they misunderstand the tail.

    • @looksfineforme9471
      @looksfineforme9471 Рік тому +6

      @@user-dl2ud1dx3u but at the same time, in relationships it is common that you will take on some traits from your partner (for example, food preferences, way of talking, mannerisms etc etc). So it wouldn't be all too unrealistic to say that the Neko Listener adapted the happy tail wagging from their Inu partner.

  • @kamrendillon5991
    @kamrendillon5991 2 роки тому +13

    I really love how much effort you put into these audios I really love them because they are calming 💕

  • @Vixenschuuring
    @Vixenschuuring Рік тому +2

    HEY!! Don't pspsppspspssps me, you know that always works! Not fair!

  • @t26e3pershingtank
    @t26e3pershingtank 2 роки тому +7

    You: **calling my name**
    I sleeps
    You: "SPSPSPSPSPSPSPSSPPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS"
    *REAL SHIT?*

  • @Brayden1987
    @Brayden1987 2 роки тому +14

    Could we maybe mayhaps make this a series I've been waiting for a prompt like this for so long

  • @ihdowa
    @ihdowa 2 роки тому +5

    Getting teased by kasumi is an odd experience, but an experience I like ❤❤

  • @dusty579
    @dusty579 Рік тому +1

    I give this two paws up

  • @AustinJASMR
    @AustinJASMR 2 роки тому +3

    This video actually made me look up if cat tails can wag. Turns out, they can. It's normally done or of annoyance, but can be a sign of affection

  • @yeetstershigadon8480
    @yeetstershigadon8480 8 місяців тому +2

    WAAAASSSSUUUUUPPPPP 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @pandaplayz0658
    @pandaplayz0658 Рік тому

    The writing part really got me as I love to write stories

  • @toro4475
    @toro4475 2 роки тому +4

    I hope you are well Kasumi, take care of yourself, your health is the most important 🤗

  • @griweam3
    @griweam3 2 роки тому +12

    Ok Men we need to save our Special Soldier from the Enemy territory I believe he is being tortured by "Pampering".... And...."CUDLES"
    AND WORST "KISSES"
    YES WE KNOW ITS SOUNDS DISGUSTING BUT WE NEED TO FOCUS OUR MAN RIGHT INSIDE THAT HOUSE IS BEING TORTURED BY HIS GIRLFRIEND AND WE CANT DO ANYTHING
    Alpha take the roof and go through the windows...
    Bravo take the ground and move up to the target room...
    Charle take the other buildings as a sniper viewpoint...
    Good luck soldiers and god speed save our special soldier...

    • @justabandit6759
      @justabandit6759 2 роки тому

      Sir yes sir!

    • @BiscuitTheSilly
      @BiscuitTheSilly Рік тому

      Waiting at the door with a cigar and gun in hand. It's been six month. Where are you?

    • @HawkGaming3721
      @HawkGaming3721 11 місяців тому

      Alpha is in position, ready to breach!

  • @Dash766
    @Dash766 Рік тому +1

    I can think of our cat nip gets stolen

  • @jordanproudfoot2545
    @jordanproudfoot2545 2 роки тому

    This was so adorable I especially loved the challenge section ...so cute

  • @DacusHale
    @DacusHale 2 роки тому +3

    Please make part 2

  • @justaforklift2155
    @justaforklift2155 2 роки тому +3

    I am a forklift that is sailing the seven seas!

  • @LilyRosalia_
    @LilyRosalia_ 2 роки тому +1

    Neko listener is just too good

  • @darklightgamesanimations7563
    @darklightgamesanimations7563 2 роки тому +1

    Here is a trick, when saying "its not important"
    And they respond with "why dont you do somthing with me then?"
    Always follow up with "because im enjoying myself"

  • @rogue_0314
    @rogue_0314 2 роки тому +4

    Never would have listened to non-human listener audios before I accidentally listened to one of yours and now I'm hooked

  • @brylinmarsh1854
    @brylinmarsh1854 2 роки тому +2

    I want a part two

  • @manofculture3586
    @manofculture3586 2 роки тому +1

    Amazing as always

  • @wingem2684
    @wingem2684 2 роки тому

    I'm picturing the start as that one gif of a cat slapping a keyboard... you know the one.

  • @gothamthedarkcrusader8021
    @gothamthedarkcrusader8021 2 роки тому +2

    After watching Stranger Things I'm depressed but thankfully I can listen to this so I can feel much better!

  • @stefanlolli7727
    @stefanlolli7727 2 роки тому +1

    More! I want more!!!!

  • @WDinATX
    @WDinATX 2 роки тому +1

    She knows Listener-San really well huh 😊

  • @Crashout_Fappy
    @Crashout_Fappy 2 роки тому +10

    WHO THE FUCK SAID PSPSPS

  • @tanktonk6739
    @tanktonk6739 2 роки тому +1

    Gotta say this, cats dont wag their tails in happiness they do that in agitation

  • @Saborthesmiloanix
    @Saborthesmiloanix Рік тому

    Everything except the embarrassed part was accurate nya PURRRRRRRRRRR [|}3

  • @Dogprofile
    @Dogprofile 2 роки тому +2

    Fun fact, if you see your cat staring at you big eyes and everything with a wagging tail in a few minutes it won’t be called a fun fact

  • @primrosevale1995
    @primrosevale1995 2 роки тому

    This is pretty much what Korone and Okayu’s relationship is.

  • @39AnonymousM
    @39AnonymousM 7 місяців тому

    I was feeling lonely and enjoyed this, until lil bro said she was stronger lol

  • @martinid.bagogabravo1628
    @martinid.bagogabravo1628 2 роки тому +1

    That's was very 👍 nice make part 2 for that

  • @SuperSpike47
    @SuperSpike47 2 роки тому +1

    Fantastic video 😊

  • @K4IJU-X
    @K4IJU-X 2 роки тому

    POV it says (friends to lovers)
    You/Me: been single for like Idek how long “heh, don’t hesitate to underestimate

  • @Littlemoonbro
    @Littlemoonbro 2 роки тому +1

    Oh no meow this won’t end well meow

  • @Antasma1
    @Antasma1 2 роки тому

    “The F is worth it!”

  • @mariomaster101official
    @mariomaster101official 2 роки тому +1

    Wow

  • @XxAlix_AftonxX
    @XxAlix_AftonxX 7 місяців тому

    This is why, I’m bisexual. ✨ASMR Audios✨

  • @codename_ghost1676
    @codename_ghost1676 Рік тому +2

    A cat wagging its tail is not joy, it's anxiety, so yes I was right, I wasn't enjoying the lovey dovey stuff

  • @LisTheWitch
    @LisTheWitch 7 місяців тому

    Not me realizing that I actually listen up when hearing pspspspsps. I have been domesticated

  • @Cagadongo
    @Cagadongo Рік тому

    I smell fresh skin

  • @kristhetankhunter2730
    @kristhetankhunter2730 2 роки тому

    Very nice

  • @Sonicnicholasgameandreview8999

    Would you do a hedgehog listener

  • @bill6
    @bill6 2 роки тому +2

    👑

  • @hoodieman3272
    @hoodieman3272 2 роки тому

    m8 could’ve said that what he was writing wasn’t important, but why he’s writing is

  • @Burry.
    @Burry. 2 роки тому +1

    Good audio

  • @Antonio-is2cn
    @Antonio-is2cn 2 роки тому +1

    Cute!

  • @averageweeb424
    @averageweeb424 2 роки тому

    I like wolves but damn if I don’t wanna be a cat boy

  • @okaycrayfish141
    @okaycrayfish141 2 роки тому

    Dose any one realize a lot of the animal girl art in these videos the animal girl usually have hetrochomia

  • @annabanana7987
    @annabanana7987 2 роки тому

    I wouldn’t last very long if someone did that to me

  • @Puidda
    @Puidda 2 роки тому

    I’m to lonely for this shi

  • @joshuapineda8708
    @joshuapineda8708 2 роки тому

    God I need the rest of it where’s the rest?!

  • @r4ffyy
    @r4ffyy 2 роки тому +1

    You can just say f4m😭😭 no girl wants to be called "bud"

    • @justabandit6759
      @justabandit6759 2 роки тому

      No man wants to be called sweety but...

    • @YukariAkiyama
      @YukariAkiyama 2 роки тому

      no guy wants to be called that either

    • @r4ffyy
      @r4ffyy 2 роки тому

      @@YukariAkiyamatotally fair point

    • @roxythelipstickpixie72
      @roxythelipstickpixie72 2 роки тому

      @@r4ffyy I'm honestly okay with "bud" There's a part of me that just loves the word.

  • @mekafuariii3265
    @mekafuariii3265 Рік тому

    Okay

  • @rudyflorestheswitchblade4462
    @rudyflorestheswitchblade4462 2 роки тому +1

    Dog and Neko make a deal.

  • @DaveTheWaterGuy
    @DaveTheWaterGuy 2 роки тому

    Byderre Beljeja

  • @lol-2247
    @lol-2247 2 роки тому +1

    Hello, there

  • @coolloona1
    @coolloona1 4 місяці тому

    Dog Girl x cat Listener

  • @tails2012
    @tails2012 2 роки тому

    My one problem is that when cats wag their tail it’s a sign of irritation not happiness or excitement

  • @louisrobitaille5810
    @louisrobitaille5810 2 роки тому

    We don't get to actually do those things you teased us about? You're cruel Kasumi 🥲.

  • @overlordofmc7494
    @overlordofmc7494 2 роки тому

    bro i fr wanna be pinned down by a girl so much

  • @knife47
    @knife47 2 роки тому +1

    Don’t tease knife, knife might get red hot…

  • @ryanvillarreal4782
    @ryanvillarreal4782 2 роки тому

    ☺️❤️❤️

  • @lugialover2496
    @lugialover2496 2 роки тому +1

    444th like

  • @redtail69
    @redtail69 2 роки тому +3

    * kicks her off the table like Garfield *

  • @sandrawitherspoon6846
    @sandrawitherspoon6846 Рік тому

    Harmony how many how many