The craziest thing to me about people trying to defend themselves for not declaring items is when they say "I bring this all the time and I never declare it!" Like you're literally incriminating yourself
It's pretty much terrible immaturity for them to imply they should be let go because other officers missed their concealment. I wonder if they really expect a response of: "Oh, well, considering no one stopped you before - we'll go easy on you to be fair!" 👀 lol
I actually find her to be a very arrogant and haughty woman. She is quite clearly feeling superior to the customs and bio officers, and she doesn't even try to conceal it. She seems to be offended that they even dare to not comply with what she thinks should happen.
Sharks can't swim without their fins and suffer from significant blood loss. They ultimately starve to death or are slowly eaten by other fish. Most drown because sharks need to keep moving to force water through their gills for oxygen. Removing their fins is incredibly cruel and those horrible people are subjecting them to a painful and slow death.
Incredibly cruel and those people will be held accountable for their treatment to the creatures and animals they have tortured in their time on earth.....we as humans are charged to care for the animals, caretakers of this world. Same with killing bears for their claws... I think it's disgusting how they behave like barbarians When i say held accountable, i mean from the all mighty...not me nor anyone on earth take that type of action, unless through the courts.
@@JohnDoebr47 That is not what I was illuding to, you ditz. Trophy hunting has nothing to do with food. And in fact I'm vegan. Maybe if you want to try to be smart, be smart and think before you speak so you won't look like such a fool.
@@JohnDoebr47 First of all, it's a "no" from me. Second of all, if you can't see the stupidity of that comment, then you really have more issues than you think.
Our Officers are kind as well but after awhile you become tougher. Australia is changing their laws now because they’ve been taken advantage of. Don’t be so quick to toss the U.S. as we take in the major of the World’s problems. Look around and you ‘Ll see.
The one that surprised me the most is Mark Lao, the obviously Chinese man with a fake Australian Passport. It's not that they suspected itt was fake so they sent him back... they knew he was forging a fake Australian identity and was using it to try and cross your borders. A fine and a suspended sentence? Zero jail time? I'm shocked. I expected 2-3 years in prison for a crime like that.
I would bet there is alot of leniency to deport people back to their original home country rather than prison, so not to make an international issue. They may be just an average citizen of their country of origin, but detaining someone from another country for a crime raises red flags with international relations. So the crime has to be pretty severe to warrant the prison time.
That's been happening here for years..More could do it pre computer era...Others doing it through contacts..including the lying politicians... Read up on reality.Have compassion of what people are trying to get away from.
I love when they're speaking to someone who speaks zero english, and they still use legally precise language like "Did you, knowingly or unknowingly, take possession of these bags into Australia". Like, they can't say 'hello', they aren't getting your meaning! lol
These officers are too polite and patient. Passengers are so rude! They’re disrespectful with authorities! I can’t be an border officer because I can’t tolerate rudeness. 😡 Like this chinese student saying the “you had to remind me”. Give me a brake! You know the rules madam! She deserves a huge fine! 😡😡
The term here is “professionalism”. Just because the patron is rude doesn’t mean they should stoop to their level; they’re officials, they have standards to follow. The public do not.
This Chinese student has the nerve to argue with the Custom Officers! She was already given warning the last time. She’s even blaming them for not reminding them to check yes on the card. She speaks fluent English but couldn’t comprehend? Come on!
They're way too accommodating in general (especially for the cameras?) You can literally see how it encourages people to 'act up' (thinking it's a sign of weakness or uncertainty, so if they just push back hard enough, they might walk away unscathed) Yes, the officials need to follow rules and keep their cool, but they go way overboard.
@@scottstorey1918 And if she doesn't pay? You're going to put a gun to her head and threaten to unalive her if she doesn't? The only bad person here is you.
Mark Lau incident is very common. Philippines recently experienced a Chinese mayor of a small local village who posed as a Filipino citizen to become a mayor. There was proof she lied about her birth mother whom she claimed was a Filipina and her Chinese father. There was no evidence that her Filipina mother existed. There were no birth or death certificates. Her real mother is also Chinese and they used fake birth certificates to make the mayor a Filipino citizen.
Why would they automatically have a passport just because they were raised in Australia? That doesn't make any sense.... A lot of people don't have passports... I'm 42 and I don't have a passport...
@@BeccaHetrickbecause of his English. He’s old enough where his accent doesn’t let me belief he was raised in Australia or he was born there and “just” got a passport
@@krissvethat’s nonsense. They’re lot of ppl born in a country that don’t have the country’s accent only because they live and work and do almost everything in areas where their family is from. Ever heard of Chinatowns?
All those reptiles in the boxes broke my heart💔I hope they found and punished the people responsible and that all of the reptiles have good homes (assuming they are domesticated).
I am a grown-up, and I put this on the TV instead of my phone(normal way i watch) while I played Sims 4. Definitely had some chores, but it's so worth it.
I just saw this video! I’m laughing my head off! (I’m talking about the Chinese guy)….I just want to tell you young man that you’re not an Australian guy….😂😂😂 you want to know why I said that??? Because your ACCENT is giving you away! 😂😂😂😂Good luck!
I LOVE the bespectacled female immigration supervisor. She was totally neither unphased nor indifferent to the plight of those getting their visas canceled. She hears them, sympathizes, and signs off on their detention and deportation. That's that.
I swear, after watching all of these Customs shows from different countries, if I ever travel between countries I'm going to just declare everything even if I don't think it applies and let them go through my bags and determine for me if I have anything I shouldn't 😂 At least that way I can't have any money seized or incur any fines or anything 😂😂😂
how do the dealers not realize its suss AF to come back in the country with BOTTLES AND BOTTLES of things like generic bodywash/shampoo /cleaning products etc that can EASILY be bought in AUS for a cheap enough price nobody is going abroad to bring back 10 shampoo bottles to save 10$ etc its ALWAYS drugs (usually ephendrine tho)
What you pay in overweight luggage would cancel that out. If it was actually lotion. Some of the stuff is iffy to start with, bottles of mouthwash in different shades!
Sometimes it's not about saving but about the product. When I go back to my homecountry for a visit I always bring 4-6 tubes of my favourite tooth paste and 3 cans of my favourite hair gel.
@@stanvanillo9831 It’s funny, but a close friend became a fan of some fizzing stomach powder that I could get in my home country. I always got her the biggest tin I could find. I always got myself the largest box of indigestion tablets, because they were more to my taste. I always brought Cadbury’s chocolates back.
That guy that got the wrong visa shouldn’t be subject to a 3 yr not able to enter. He was a good guy you could tell right away.He just didn’t do his homework on the right visa to get.
Typical government. You got it wrong because of our crazy rules, red tape, and confusing language, so you pay the price. It's the citizens fault. That is always the way it goes.
If he won't put in the effort to find out the correct visa, then he's not a good guy. He's lazy. And if he can't be bothered to get the right visa then he shouldn't be allowed to come back for a while, to give him time to re-evaluate his laziness.
@@madeleinebrett-matthewson71421 He may have put the effort, yet considering that government websites are laconic at best, misleading or incorrect at worst, that might not have been good enough. Government websites have never been known for being clear or easy to follow. He may not have been lazy at all, just fell afoul of poorly written, or unclear instructions.
He claims he believes when she states she is a bit of a free spirit. I'd say her interaction with the first interpreter, was 100% confrontational...not "free spirited"...
The young asian man that says he lived in Australia all his life refers to his college couple times when describing area he lived. Wonder if he came as foreign student attending the college and overstayed and thats why familiar with streets and bus company. The other college student, this is common being over the allowed money, you see this on a lot of these shows
Hey, guys who run this channel! You should try this.., You should repeat the same footage over and over and over again, just to stretch it out as long as possible, and to make sure you bore your audience enough to get them to go watch something else! Stop repeating the same footage 3, 4, or even 5 times! I think we can all get the crux of the story without all the unnecessary repetition!
It definitely could be edited a little before being put on youtube. I understand the original editing allows for the annoying technique of repeating parts of a story before and after a commercial television ad break but it makes this even worse when you have to watch it follow directly after.
I hear you, but when they know they are there illegally, they should rather hug their loved ones a bit tighter every day before they get caught. Don't be sorry after you're caught. Even if it was brief, they got to say goodbye. The officers were very kind and respectful to them as far as they can be. If they had no other places to be i'm sure they wouldn't mind giving them a longer goodbye. But they have other tasks and places to be as well.
Just remember all: these videos were recorded back in the early 2000's. Rules and fines have changed a lot since then, please do your research before coming here if you have a trip planned!
I have seen 3 people getting on an international flight Fiji-Melbourne with bags of recently cooked food in take away containers. About 8 containers per bag. These were their carry ons. I have no idea how they were not warned when they went through customs in Fiji. My 7 year old saw them with all the food in the departure lounge and said that he even knew that that food was not going to get through Melbourne customs. Yep, they had all of the food taken off them when they got to Melbourne.
Mark Lau, it was SO difficult to comprehend his “English” I have multiple frds who are multilingual born in Australia - Chinese, Korean, Asians, Indians etc. but none of them have such a horrible English! 😂
4:05 Hard to believe her after all the lies, and there’s no indication of real crying. No tears, no reddish nose, no nasal drainage or congestion evident.
This is a fun show to watch but some things bother me. For example, the college woman that thought she only had to declare Australian currency, why did the narrator not say that the seized money was returned to the woman 3 months later? Why just say that the money was seized and nothing else out loud? Seems kinda odd to me. I think I might have to detain that narrator because their story isnt holding up. 😆
I have experience in a medical office and have seen patients who were in pain. I, myself, now experience severe pain later in life. When reaching for pain meds or describing why you need pain meds, neither the former patients that I knew, nor myself can jump around and wave our arms all around very animated when describing pain.
@@wynottgivemore9274 its 20 years old lolololool idiots. what is your point exactly? the world was funny for not having smart phones? lololololol wow you both just showed your complete ignorance.
It happens in NYC too. They take jobs from citizens which is the problem. Also, if they are illegal then we don’t know anything about them including inoculations. Diseases are back that haven’t been around since WW2. Di you want your children’s or grandchildren getting diseases that have no cure? They are back.
"If you're nervous, you're suss!" "If you're not nervous enough, you're suss!" (Seriously. They pulled a guy aside in another episode for further questioning because he 'wasn't nervous enough to be innocent')
Omg jeff just gives us southerners a huge reason people just jump the gun to assume we are ignorant lol. He really reminds me of the sovereign citizen mindset lol
I know many people from China that even though they were in my country for 20 years they never learned the language well, they have a hard time learning other languages,
How is it that an international student (1:24:00) not a native English speaker, not understanding the law on declaration card and not declaring 24000 $ gets fined 1000 $ and money seized for 3 months? Where as a native Australian (2:07:00) working in Japan as an English teacher, supposedly understanding the declaration law etc. and not declaring 38000$ equivalent of currency just gets a warning from Australian federal police and is let go? Does law apply differently to different people?
I keep a copy of my passport and driver's license in my checked bag and carry on. It saved me in a similar incident. Fortunately I found my passport later.
It’s interesting to learn about different foods being smuggled in. I’ve watched some people lugging around suitcases filled raw meats and fishes. Just fascinating!
"7bottles of shampoo, and very little hair." 😂😂
I thought he said care. Like haircare. 🤷♀️
Just now realizing who had the shampoo... 😂😂😂😂😂
lol
The lizards broke my heart! Those poor babies
Me too
Omg i love Aussies they have no filter. Employees are savage, he said "ok, Mr Lao, or Mark, or whatever" 😂😂😂
Dude doesn't look old enough to have been born in 1979
Lol, apparently we're blunt in our ads too. I never realised that until British friend pointed it out.
The craziest thing to me about people trying to defend themselves for not declaring items is when they say "I bring this all the time and I never declare it!" Like you're literally incriminating yourself
It's pretty much terrible immaturity for them to imply they should be let go because other officers missed their concealment.
I wonder if they really expect a response of: "Oh, well, considering no one stopped you before - we'll go easy on you to be fair!" 👀 lol
Really? I thought people that fight Kangeroos is crazier.
@@Nevoexpo it would be, if fighting kangaroos was their defence for not declaring.
I actually find her to be a very arrogant and haughty woman. She is quite clearly feeling superior to the customs and bio officers, and she doesn't even try to conceal it. She seems to be offended that they even dare to not comply with what she thinks should happen.
How about you stop justifying state violence on peaceful people
Sharks can't swim without their fins and suffer from significant blood loss. They ultimately starve to death or are slowly eaten by other fish. Most drown because sharks need to keep moving to force water through their gills for oxygen. Removing their fins is incredibly cruel and those horrible people are subjecting them to a painful and slow death.
Incredibly cruel and those people will be held accountable for their treatment to the creatures and animals they have tortured in their time on earth.....we as humans are charged to care for the animals, caretakers of this world. Same with killing bears for their claws... I think it's disgusting how they behave like barbarians
When i say held accountable, i mean from the all mighty...not me nor anyone on earth take that type of action, unless through the courts.
Cruelty to make money -who cares about being a steward of animals made by God?!? So what attitude prevails, unfortunately.
@virginiacacal5006 😂😂😂😂god. What a riDICKulous comment
@@monsoonBloom you are correct, your self examination of your comment is correct it is reDICkulous😝😝😝
That sounds so cruel.
This is how you protect the country and they're doing it absolutely the right way Wish we had it here the protection
Vote for Trump.
It sickens me how cruel people are to animals. Absolutely disgusting.
You eat eggs, milk, butter, meat? Use leather stuff? If you say "yes", I have bad news for you.
@@JohnDoebr47 That is not what I was illuding to, you ditz. Trophy hunting has nothing to do with food. And in fact I'm vegan. Maybe if you want to try to be smart, be smart and think before you speak so you won't look like such a fool.
Killing sharks for there fins and letting them go is worse than killing them outright .We are not much better as humans.
@@JohnDoebr47 First of all, it's a "no" from me. Second of all, if you can't see the stupidity of that comment, then you really have more issues than you think.
I take my hat off to these people they do a hard job l wish l could of done this sort of work. I salute you
These officers are soooo kind. So gentle. U.S. needs to take notes. !!!
Our Officers are kind as well but after awhile you become tougher. Australia is changing their laws now because they’ve been taken advantage of. Don’t be so quick to toss the U.S. as we take in the major of the World’s problems. Look around and you ‘Ll see.
The one that surprised me the most is Mark Lao, the obviously Chinese man with a fake Australian Passport. It's not that they suspected itt was fake so they sent him back... they knew he was forging a fake Australian identity and was using it to try and cross your borders. A fine and a suspended sentence? Zero jail time? I'm shocked. I expected 2-3 years in prison for a crime like that.
I would bet there is alot of leniency to deport people back to their original home country rather than prison, so not to make an international issue. They may be just an average citizen of their country of origin, but detaining someone from another country for a crime raises red flags with international relations. So the crime has to be pretty severe to warrant the prison time.
Problem is it's expensive for us to keep someone here in prison and they want fast turnarounds
That's been happening here for years..More could do it pre computer era...Others doing it through contacts..including the lying politicians...
Read up on reality.Have compassion of what people are trying to get away from.
They get banned from entering Australia for 3 years so essentially they do get a sentence
I can’t stand shark fin fishing, it so so cruel.
So your not Chinese I'm guessing
Yeah, the shark fin fishing and animal episode made me angry.
When talking with someone that doesn't know English, a person is suddenly not going to understand you if you YELL at them! Lol
being shouted at is a language all people understand
They know it delays things , of course they can understand some english
evil
I love when they're speaking to someone who speaks zero english, and they still use legally precise language like "Did you, knowingly or unknowingly, take possession of these bags into Australia".
Like, they can't say 'hello', they aren't getting your meaning! lol
@@tomwallen7271 exactly 💯
😊💜 Thank you Security Teams!! 💜😊
These officers are too polite and patient. Passengers are so rude! They’re disrespectful with authorities! I can’t be an border officer because I can’t tolerate rudeness. 😡 Like this chinese student saying the “you had to remind me”. Give me a brake! You know the rules madam! She deserves a huge fine! 😡😡
The term here is “professionalism”. Just because the patron is rude doesn’t mean they should stoop to their level; they’re officials, they have standards to follow. The public do not.
break
I hate to see that too
@@ET-cj8joI second your comment
This Chinese student has the nerve to argue with the Custom Officers! She was already given warning the last time. She’s even blaming them for not reminding them to check yes on the card. She speaks fluent English but couldn’t comprehend? Come on!
They're way too accommodating in general (especially for the cameras?)
You can literally see how it encourages people to 'act up' (thinking it's a sign of weakness or uncertainty, so if they just push back hard enough, they might walk away unscathed)
Yes, the officials need to follow rules and keep their cool, but they go way overboard.
$5000 would have been a nice reminder!
@@scottstorey1918 And if she doesn't pay? You're going to put a gun to her head and threaten to unalive her if she doesn't? The only bad person here is you.
That Chinese student is extremely disrespectful. Wish they could fine her with a 1,000AUD fine for that rude behavior.
Why just the Chinese student?
Mark Lau incident is very common. Philippines recently experienced a Chinese mayor of a small local village who posed as a Filipino citizen to become a mayor. There was proof she lied about her birth mother whom she claimed was a Filipina and her Chinese father. There was no evidence that her Filipina mother existed. There were no birth or death certificates. Her real mother is also Chinese and they used fake birth certificates to make the mayor a Filipino citizen.
45:51 no my guy, there is no way you were raised in Australia and never got a passport. Your English doesn’t let me believe that.
He's a CCP spy
😂😂 I just got to that part, freaking liar
Why would they automatically have a passport just because they were raised in Australia? That doesn't make any sense.... A lot of people don't have passports... I'm 42 and I don't have a passport...
@@BeccaHetrickbecause of his English. He’s old enough where his accent doesn’t let me belief he was raised in Australia or he was born there and “just” got a passport
@@krissvethat’s nonsense. They’re lot of ppl born in a country that don’t have the country’s accent only because they live and work and do almost everything in areas where their family is from. Ever heard of Chinatowns?
All those reptiles in the boxes broke my heart💔I hope they found and punished the people responsible and that all of the reptiles have good homes (assuming they are domesticated).
3 hours!! Going to stick this on the tv while I do my chores today 🥰
Hope you enjoy it!
Same here! lol
@BorderSecurityOfficial how come there aren't new episodes?
I am a grown-up, and I put this on the TV instead of my phone(normal way i watch) while I played Sims 4. Definitely had some chores, but it's so worth it.
While they open a can with a 1920's can opener...lol
These videos are from 22 years ago
Value for money
Prehistoric shows. Not keen on these. How much did it cost the tax payers to go for ONE illegal in a shop?
Australia is Rasist
While you watch this going to high school soon....lol
Oh Darryl, as a South African, how do you think you will be allowed to smoke in a airport 😅
Those x-ray machines have amazing details.
I just saw this video! I’m laughing my head off! (I’m talking about the Chinese guy)….I just want to tell you young man that you’re not an Australian guy….😂😂😂 you want to know why I said that??? Because your ACCENT is giving you away! 😂😂😂😂Good luck!
I was dying at how hilarious that employee was without even knowing it. Everything he said was a LK roast 😂
I couldn't understand a word.
I LOVE the bespectacled female immigration supervisor. She was totally neither unphased nor indifferent to the plight of those getting their visas canceled. She hears them, sympathizes, and signs off on their detention and deportation. That's that.
01:00:00 Jeff looks exhausted, totally over tired and also possibly somewhere on the spectrum
yeah. He looked like he was about to drop dead! I was sure he had a burst bundle drugs in his stomach.
@@mrdan2898 same.
I wouldn't want him as my English teacher. I'd be questioning his reading comprehension 🤣
I swear, after watching all of these Customs shows from different countries, if I ever travel between countries I'm going to just declare everything even if I don't think it applies and let them go through my bags and determine for me if I have anything I shouldn't 😂 At least that way I can't have any money seized or incur any fines or anything 😂😂😂
There’s a reason for everything you are to declare and people still fail to tell the truth! It’s appalling how they respect nothing.
Arrogant foreign visitors make me ill!
how do the dealers not realize its suss AF to come back in the country with BOTTLES AND BOTTLES of things like generic bodywash/shampoo /cleaning products etc that can EASILY be bought in AUS for a cheap enough price nobody is going abroad to bring back 10 shampoo bottles to save 10$ etc its ALWAYS drugs (usually ephendrine tho)
What you pay in overweight luggage would cancel that out. If it was actually lotion. Some of the stuff is iffy to start with, bottles of mouthwash in different shades!
Sometimes it's not about saving but about the product. When I go back to my homecountry for a visit I always bring 4-6 tubes of my favourite tooth paste and 3 cans of my favourite hair gel.
@@stanvanillo9831 It’s funny, but a close friend became a fan of some fizzing stomach powder that I could get in my home country. I always got her the biggest tin I could find. I always got myself the largest box of indigestion tablets, because they were more to my taste. I always brought Cadbury’s chocolates back.
That guy that got the wrong visa shouldn’t be subject to a 3 yr not able to enter. He was a good guy you could tell right away.He just didn’t do his homework on the right visa to get.
Typical government. You got it wrong because of our crazy rules, red tape, and confusing language, so you pay the price. It's the citizens fault. That is always the way it goes.
If he won't put in the effort to find out the correct visa, then he's not a good guy. He's lazy. And if he can't be bothered to get the right visa then he shouldn't be allowed to come back for a while, to give him time to re-evaluate his laziness.
Unfortunately, refusing entry has the exclusion period.
@@madeleinebrett-matthewson71421 He may have put the effort, yet considering that government websites are laconic at best, misleading or incorrect at worst, that might not have been good enough. Government websites have never been known for being clear or easy to follow. He may not have been lazy at all, just fell afoul of poorly written, or unclear instructions.
It’s hard to do your hw when you are from a place with little info ad internet nevermind vpn
tell me man to man 😂😂
The Korean woman had only $500 with her and claimed to be a tourist for a month. How can that be 50/50 ??? 😂😂
He claims he believes when she states she is a bit of a free spirit. I'd say her interaction with the first interpreter, was 100% confrontational...not "free spirited"...
Ya, her sweater is designer too D&G
I think I saw her at a massage parlor.
she was a creative flower child but got into an arguement with the interpretator. 🤣😅
I’m 35:07
The young asian man that says he lived in Australia all his life refers to his college couple times when describing area he lived. Wonder if he came as foreign student attending the college and overstayed and thats why familiar with streets and bus company. The other college student, this is common being over the allowed money, you see this on a lot of these shows
He's a CCP spy
Of course THIS GUY has to make a scene.... 1:48:37
You mean the clearly aboriginal and not Jewish guy?
I love these videos-great job, Zac!!!!!❤❤❤❤
i'm glad some of these cases have a positive resolution
Those beagles for immigration are beautiful
The recaps are doing my head in!
Hey, guys who run this channel! You should try this.., You should repeat the same footage over and over and over again, just to stretch it out as long as possible, and to make sure you bore your audience enough to get them to go watch something else! Stop repeating the same footage 3, 4, or even 5 times! I think we can all get the crux of the story without all the unnecessary repetition!
Absolutely agree
About to unsubscribe to be honest 🤦🏿♂️
It definitely could be edited a little before being put on youtube. I understand the original editing allows for the annoying technique of repeating parts of a story before and after a commercial television ad break but it makes this even worse when you have to watch it follow directly after.
So you want a tv program to re-edit a program, on a free platform, for you. lol!
@@verneata1788 It is not going to take an artistic genius to do it. Just a matter of removing the repeated material.
They need to imprison them for shark fin fishing. Australia protects sharks…
So glad i never started smoking. Can't imagine being stuck somewhere sniffing at a cigarette cause i'm not allowed to smoke it 🫥
That's rough buddy.
These poor restaurant workers trying to hug each other goodbye
Shes not a murderer, give her a second to get a proper hug good lord
She is illegal, against the law. Lock her up then deport or apply for citanship
When they hug she can give her a gun or other weapon
Get her to hug the person whose job she took for years.
yeah nah
I hear you, but when they know they are there illegally, they should rather hug their loved ones a bit tighter every day before they get caught. Don't be sorry after you're caught. Even if it was brief, they got to say goodbye.
The officers were very kind and respectful to them as far as they can be. If they had no other places to be i'm sure they wouldn't mind giving them a longer goodbye. But they have other tasks and places to be as well.
Just remember all: these videos were recorded back in the early 2000's. Rules and fines have changed a lot since then, please do your research before coming here if you have a trip planned!
02:18:32 chewing cud should be grounds for exclusion 😂😂
I hate it too. How rude they are.
The shark fishermen just consider those punishments a cost of doing business. Pathetic.
I have seen 3 people getting on an international flight Fiji-Melbourne with bags of recently cooked food in take away containers. About 8 containers per bag. These were their carry ons. I have no idea how they were not warned when they went through customs in Fiji. My 7 year old saw them with all the food in the departure lounge and said that he even knew that that food was not going to get through Melbourne customs. Yep, they had all of the food taken off them when they got to Melbourne.
This Mark guy is just as much Australian as I am Chinese.
The beagle test was so stressful
Aww that restaurant scene was sad ☹️
ikr? I actually fast forwarded it. these people are so poor and desperate.
Mark Lau, it was SO difficult to comprehend his “English”
I have multiple frds who are multilingual born in Australia - Chinese, Korean, Asians, Indians etc. but none of them have such a horrible English! 😂
True. Even myself who was born overseas and moved to Australia in my mid of 20s have got much better english than him😂😂😂
How dare border security not remind that Chinese student to tick the correct boxes!!
😂😂😂
BEST IN THE BUSINESS!!!!
36:30 I love how excited Peter is to reiterate that Korean ladies story to his coworker
Very entertaining, especially when one is caught in a lie... but then my heart is so tender towards their plight..I could never do this type of job😂😂😂
Good job guys❤
Good job you don't work there then you would be part of the problem.
4:05 Hard to believe her after all the lies, and there’s no indication of real crying. No tears, no reddish nose, no nasal drainage or congestion evident.
This is a fun show to watch but some things bother me. For example, the college woman that thought she only had to declare Australian currency, why did the narrator not say that the seized money was returned to the woman 3 months later? Why just say that the money was seized and nothing else out loud? Seems kinda odd to me. I think I might have to detain that narrator because their story isnt holding up. 😆
Maybe that wasn't known when it was narrated.
Beagles are super dogs ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
🐶
They are smart dogs who want to please. They gave great personalities. Adorable companions with lots of energy.
I have experience in a medical office and have seen patients who were in pain. I, myself, now experience severe pain later in life. When reaching for pain meds or describing why you need pain meds, neither the former patients that I knew, nor myself can jump around and wave our arms all around very animated when describing pain.
I hope this was a very old episode, those PC's are from the 90's!
🤣😂😄no doubt lol
@@wynottgivemore9274 its 20 years old lolololool idiots. what is your point exactly? the world was funny for not having smart phones? lololololol wow you both just showed your complete ignorance.
They are from like 20 yrs ago
Poor little critters 😢 I have bearded dragons, a Florida box turtle, and other reptiles. I can't imagine someone being so cruel 💔
Can’t believe they’ve got James May working in parcel inspection in Australia
I'm glad Michael was assessed a 3-hour queue-jumping penalty 😅
01:57:01 that old Nokia with flashlight on top 🔦😂
The video was filmed in 2004.
Makes me cross when they say someone was behaving nervously I am always nervous when traveling!!
Love these videos. Thank you
You aren’t kidding and I would be a wreck entering that country even though I’m not deliberately doing anything wrong.
SAME HERE!
grew up in australia, but can't remember the name of their school or how to spell it? oof
A team moving in because a suspected illegal is working in a restaurant. Imagine that in NYC. 😅
It happens in NYC too. They take jobs from citizens which is the problem. Also, if they are illegal then we don’t know anything about them including inoculations. Diseases are back that haven’t been around since WW2. Di you want your children’s or grandchildren getting diseases that have no cure? They are back.
Surprised you guys didn't blur out the credit card numbers.
But so happy they didnt......lol
If you don’t have enough money it’s not good. If you have a lot of money it’s no good. No matter how much money you have or don’t have it’s no good.
You can bring in larger amounts of money, you just have to declare it if its over the limit. If you don't then you deserve to have it taken.
"If you're nervous, you're suss!"
"If you're not nervous enough, you're suss!" (Seriously. They pulled a guy aside in another episode for further questioning because he 'wasn't nervous enough to be innocent')
Antonio Banderas was definitely tryna sneak into Australia
I thought so too! 😂
Who else Googled what President Bush did to Australia?
The Korean girl had no tears. This was the last story.
50:50
“The package was picked up”
And so was the addressee 😁
I cant watch the animals cruelty 😢😢. Punish the person please. 💔
45:51 I realize he has an accent, but it also sounds like he’s talking through his nose.
He just doesn't have an accent. He can barely speak English.
He sounds like a communist mainlander 😂😂
Omg jeff just gives us southerners a huge reason people just jump the gun to assume we are ignorant lol. He really reminds me of the sovereign citizen mindset lol
6-7 yrs in jail for smuggling kilos of drugs is insane!! That's all the time they get??😡😡😡
Poor lizards 😢
Immigration needs to work harder to find lots more of the illegal immigrants living and working in Australia without paying tax.
This was 20 years ago. Now they don't care.
its a lost cause at this point lol
Absolutely, there taking our jobs
1:56:38 the immigration man seems so happy and pleased with himself that he’s denying the man entry into his country! He is so arrogant!
Yupp
I know many people from China that even though they were in my country for 20 years they never learned the language well, they have a hard time learning other languages,
Id be looking for peter if in trying to go to Australia and work illegally 😂
Nice documentary 👌 👍
This videos is GOAT!!
I think this videos is DONKEY!!
Australia is Rasist
I came here for feel freedom, is that the freedom ? Her amazing question
that guy smoking in front of the immigration officer is rude
Asians are rude people.
no fine for bringing diseased leaves in too australia , but 1000$ fine for 20klms over the speed limit , pathetic rules
In the end they got kicked out of Australia overstaying their visa not following the student visa
Why is it not a $240 dollar fine.
These are old even though uploaded today. Fines are much bigger now.
Like nobody has credit cards.
It looks like Michael was bit by a vampire, while teaching english in Japan.
“I want you to be be honest with me and then we can work together”… pfffttt. Good one. I can’t imagine this much effort to check on one immigrant.
Onshore, offshore, are you sure😂
How is it that an international student (1:24:00) not a native English speaker, not understanding the law on declaration card and not declaring 24000 $ gets fined 1000 $ and money seized for 3 months? Where as a native Australian (2:07:00) working in Japan as an English teacher, supposedly understanding the declaration law etc. and not declaring 38000$ equivalent of currency just gets a warning from Australian federal police and is let go? Does law apply differently to different people?
This was filmed in 2003 and 2004. Keep that in mind.
Voting is compulsory? It’s a right, but it’s not mandatory in our country. 🇨🇦
Yeah all voting here (council/national) is compulsory. You get fined otherwise lol
The Korean lady needs to calm down
She’s pretty typical of the rich ones
I keep a copy of my passport and driver's license in my checked bag and carry on. It saved me in a similar incident. Fortunately I found my passport later.
Great idea
It’s interesting to learn about different foods being smuggled in. I’ve watched some people lugging around suitcases filled raw meats and fishes. Just fascinating!