For heaven sake, stand up to the bully. (Actual comment censored 🙄 ) I had to deal with half a dozen bullies in school. If you stand up to the bully, you grow as a man, and your wife won’t leave you some day. If you pussy out and run to your uncle, you will have bigger masculinity problems than the bully to deal with. Bullies serve to toughen our boys. Nobody in my school ever walked away with more than a blackeye, or a bloody nose from an encounter with a bully, except Sebastian. He had an encounter with a psychopath.
Luckily I’ve never been bullied, people see that I can stand up for myself so they just don’t try i suppose. People who do get bullied, make it clear that you think of the bully as a harmless fly. When they say something or do something, shake your head and go back to what you were doing before. Say like, “Sorry, I was (insert task here-ing). What was that?” And act like it’s no big deal. Good luck out there!
1. document every bullying. 2. Ask the school for help. Which you won't get. 3. Take your child for mental health help. 4. Sue the parents for the medical bills. 5. sue the teachers not the school that comes later.
If you're ever being chased and they're right behind you, duck down into a ball on the ground and in theory they should trip over you. Then leap up and make a quick getaway. It's worked twice for me
I like the fact that he's always as close to the school as he's allowed to be
Probably camps with a tent 😅
underrated
Then the *bully* steps back two feet
thats what Im saying
Yeah me too
I love that you used money for nothing for this! Such an underrated song and riff. Probably the greatest intro to any song ever. Respect.
I literally love the riff so much
True -
I want my MTV
@@BwaJack no way BwaJack replys to this comment :0
@@Princesshannah20000 He just did
its a good song tbh
That uncle bout to play smash or pass with the bully☠️
Great pun
More like smash or smash
69 likes lol
@@scottsmith3093 prolly thats why ur name has scottland in it💀👍
By the looks of things, this time he's not just "passing" by
"He's mine" Would have been way funnier 😂
We all have at least one uncle who helps us if anything
Relatable
Yea bro honestly
I don't have one... I am that uncle
I don't have a uncle who'd do anything for me but I got my dad who would
Including procreation
“You’re about to find out why I have to stay 100 feet from the school boy” 👴🏻
Do you beat up black people that's kind of what this emoji is known for now I suggest you change it
"NOOOOOO"👦
AYO
“Get ready for this baby nutter”👴🏻
noooo
The uncle always fixes everything 💀
For heaven sake, stand up to the bully. (Actual comment censored 🙄 ) I had to deal with half a dozen bullies in school. If you stand up to the bully, you grow as a man, and your wife won’t leave you some day. If you pussy out and run to your uncle, you will have bigger masculinity problems than the bully to deal with. Bullies serve to toughen our boys. Nobody in my school ever walked away with more than a blackeye, or a bloody nose from an encounter with a bully, except Sebastian. He had an encounter with a psychopath.
That kid is boutta find out why the uncle isn't allowed near the school@@Greg-yu4ij
That kid better run, the uncle attacks from behind
🖱
Makes you lose your v card. I also lost mine but not from a male uncle
@@Aaa_Tactical "male uncle" there's female uncles now?
like a cheetah
@@chickenstandingonthegrass3610 it's 2022 of course there is
“Mom can we get Salt Papi run?”
“No son, we have Salt Papi run at home”
Salt Papi run at home:
Why is there NO comments on this? That ain't right lemme fix that
@@mxgachasammy430 And you have summoned me
Bro trya get UA-cam comet famous
@@Baller_yt-e9u Bro tryna act cool
@@LancePlaysGames-sometimesbro trya be meana
“Screw the crocs and pull out the glocks.”
You made me laugh while my parents are getting a divorce 😂😢
Dang
Good soldiers follow orders
@@vic7147😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😅😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😂😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
"Oh Shoot" 💀💀💀
I love how it is “My Uncle who isn’t allowed within 100 feet of *A* school” and not “THE school”, meaning he can’t be allowed around any school
"prank him john" me: *hearing clapping and screaming noises*
I don’t think it’s clapping
💀
That would be a real pain in the ass
@@Samuel-dl2dx 💀
@@Samuel-dl2dx 💀
it's weird watching him run like that, it feels like running in a dream
I love how he does the "fake" run. It just makes the video so much better
I just realised that he just lifts up his right leg to make the motion of running 😂😂
bruv now i cant unsee
Kill me
he learned that from the famous tiktok guy that does that 😂
WHY MUST YOU PUT THAT IN MY HEAD YOU DICK? I’M GONNA BE UP AT 3:00 AM THINKING ABOUT THAT
Salt papi
Wonder what his uncles been doin these past years 💀
he was doing the god's work
The fact that he can run with his school bag-
Edit: Thank you guys for the likes and replies :]
Literally impossible to run normally with a backpack on.
@@doomsterr ik one time I tried it and I was choking with my own BREATH
Fr i actually weighed mine it’s 25 pounds
@@Tangokitty crap
@@veronica3662damn bro its that easy just bring water with you and thats how i run with a back pack on
Bruh, idk if this is wholesome, creepy, funny, or a mix of the 3
That's so funny lol I appreciate this video ❤
This is like clash royale: the uncle bout to clash his head into a metal pipe
He's that uncle we all need
I don’t think you understand-
Uh no
Um, dude, the uncle is on the sex offender registry.
His uncle is the hero that doesn't wear cape, and everyone loves that.
bro its u again
I see you everyday. EVERYDAY.
btw I’m Vietnamese too :)
Also a great method to disable the bullies from calling the school’s help who’s so ready when the bullied fights back.
" *a hundred feet away from a school?* " 💀💀💀 that's me at least 5 feet from school lol and I know why he can't be near the school within 100 ft 💀
I don't blame you
Bro fucking what did you
Ayo I love you brother keep making what you like
"Looking for something?" 😂😂
Legend says after this incident the uncle was not allowed 1000ft from the school...
SO THEN THE CHILD RAN 1001 FEET FROM SCHOOL💀
Then the chil ran 10001 feet away
bro's uncle created 9/11 and survived.
Bully: * takes one step back *
Uncle: well thats all i can do boy
FINALLY ANOTHER GEN Z THAT KNOWS GOOD MUSIC
Luckily I’ve never been bullied, people see that I can stand up for myself so they just don’t try i suppose. People who do get bullied, make it clear that you think of the bully as a harmless fly. When they say something or do something, shake your head and go back to what you were doing before. Say like, “Sorry, I was (insert task here-ing). What was that?” And act like it’s no big deal. Good luck out there!
Bros the super sinior gojo reincarnated as a American uncle lol
the timing with the music and the bully's face😂
"Time to see my basement"
-Uncle said calmly
"looking for something? :3" 💀💀😭
You owe Dire Straits an apology Jack
Bro is a jojo character and his uncle is his stand 💀
That's when he knew he fu#ked up 💀💀💀
Don't you just love the hashtag #ked
Such an underrated hashtag fr
Thats a dedicated bully right there
We aint gonna talk about the guns jack has 😫✋
"Back in my day, adults were allowed anywhere!"
And that's how big Timmy was missing 😂😂😂
*My dad who also happens to be a cop who is allowed within 100 feet of the school”
“Looking for something?”
I never wear crocs but if I did it’s 100% always in Sport mode every time I wear it
This is the first video I saw by this legends
POV: your in the strongest gang in the school and they are all watching everyone’s back in the gang
Bro would beat him if they were in sports mode 😂
pov : you don't have bullies but some dudes pick on you
I like your videos
1. document every bullying. 2. Ask the school for help. Which you won't get. 3. Take your child for mental health help. 4. Sue the parents for the medical bills. 5. sue the teachers not the school that comes later.
At first, I was confused, then I was on the floor laughing to death 💀🤣
"Me at school" Casualy WALKING IN THE FRICKING FOREST WHO ARE U!?!?!? MY DA!!?!? DAD HAS TO GO TRHOUGH AN ENTIRE FRICKING FOREST!!!!!!?????
When you have Tony Ferguson as uncle😂
I'm glad I'm not the only one who calls it sport mode😅
He could have put his crocs on sports mode
"now look at them yoyos thats the way you do it"
😂bro had me dying😂
"running away from everybody dont gonna sabe you" *****pulls out Glock from Pocket*****
ah yes, the classic "Money for Nothing" on the background
If you're ever being chased and they're right behind you, duck down into a ball on the ground and in theory they should trip over you. Then leap up and make a quick getaway. It's worked twice for me
The director of this video used a Low angle shot to describe the fear inside of the bully with emphizises he will get bashed.
Bro didn’t just activate sports mode bro just became Barry Allen💀
Bully:you are so gross😂 me: *pulls out a Uno reverse card*
That run in place is smooth
POV: you meet uncle Fred💀
Dark humour mode activated.
Dear predator uncle b like: "Only I can give him trauma.👿"
School bag: *Proceeds to act as an washing machine*
The uncle be Giga Chad
me:(grabs book out of bag) ALRIGHT TIME TO GET SMACKED (smacks with the book)
The face at the end😂😂😂
Pov: Bully responds and says: yes, then the uncles is like what may that be? YO MAMA
the backpack : ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️
I thought bro was about to go Zeno's paradox 💀
Uncle: hehe i went too prison for doing sus stuff in school
Bully: No No don’t touch me there this is my No No square 😂
He has to be 100 feet away because he keeps whooping his nephews bully ass😂
Uncle:Free Candy Van Time
I knew from the “trying to run 101 feet away”
the song in the background do be crazy tho😳
"The Quite kid"💀☠
"It's a long story"💀
Man’s about to get his holes resized
To stop a bully, microwave for 30 seconds
that's a good uncle
The bully jumped the uncle 💀💀💀
you know something is up when its 101
Plot twist:Bully went back 1 feet
Hardest beat drop in history
“Bend it over billy”
“we have some touching to do!”
“Make that 101ft”
- director
HHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHH THIS REMINDS ME OF THE AK 47!!!
He's gonna be going 100 feet into something else
Bro forgot to put the crocs in sport mode
☠️☠️
The backpack Carry's more weight to run😊
That took a dark turn
Bro gonna get them long waited backshots
This was the 1st bwajack video I ever watched
*the violation commences*
Plot twist:bully goes 1 feet away
Loving the song choice