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  • Meanwhile… “Cocaine Bear” is the film everyone's talking about, the new king of England can’t get anyone to perform at his coronation, and thieves on mopeds are targeting New Yorkers wearing expensive headphones.
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  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 Рік тому +115

    1:55 "Students on a Barge" ... the exciting sequel to "Snakes on a Plane".

    • @q09876543
      @q09876543 Рік тому +3

      You got a smile out of me, and now I've got a Crack in my face!

    • @oqibidipo
      @oqibidipo Рік тому +9

      Enough is enough! I've had it with these monkey-fighting students on this Monday to Friday barge!

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Рік тому +1

      then theres springbreak palm city

    • @akmediascope
      @akmediascope Рік тому +1

      Lololol!

    • @joellesaintlot8839
      @joellesaintlot8839 Рік тому +1

      Good one😆😆

  • @Babyluthi
    @Babyluthi Рік тому +174

    Elton John was good friends with Princess Diana...so no surprise there.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 Рік тому

      Did not not know that.

    • @shecandance9500
      @shecandance9500 Рік тому

      Elton is on a World Tour..he cannot cancel performances to be there! Nothing to do with being friends with Diana! The artists who have said no are also on World Tours! Just bad timing! Andrew Lloyd Webber will be there and is composing new musical for the concert!

    • @TheBullyMomma
      @TheBullyMomma Рік тому +6

      @@shecandance9500, I doubt he would do it if he was free. Being on tour is a great reason to be able to say no without having to admit he wants nothing to do with charles and his heifer.

  • @naylas3908
    @naylas3908 Рік тому +340

    As some others already stated, the rest of Europe has NO shortages of fruit and veg. I’m Belgian. We have all the fruit and veg we want or need, no empty shelves. My friends in The Netherlands and France tell me there are no problems there, either. My little sister lives in Germany, no issues there, either.
    It’s Brexit that’s causing the problems in the UK, but they don’t want to admit it.

    • @JelMain
      @JelMain Рік тому +8

      Well, not Brexit, but the Government's red tape.

    • @lynnejamieson2063
      @lynnejamieson2063 Рік тому +1

      The government don’t want to admit that it’s Brexit causing multiple issues here but believe me, the only members of the population that don’t think it’s Brexit are the ones who are lying to themselves. Everyone else is very aware and angry at a government who insist on playing the blame game and never accepting culpability.

    • @Ace_of_the_Chaos_Element
      @Ace_of_the_Chaos_Element Рік тому +10

      it's the british, the only British person of power who admitted they couldn't do something alone was churchill, even then he only did so in private

    • @lynnejamieson2063
      @lynnejamieson2063 Рік тому +31

      @@Ace_of_the_Chaos_Element please don’t tar us all with the same brush and remember that 48% (only 72% of the electorate turned out) of those who voted in the Brexit referendum voted to remain in the EU, with Scotland and Northern Ireland having higher percentages to remain than the percentage that pulled them out of the EU. There are also many who regret their leave vote. You cannot make sweeping statements about a collection of countries.

    • @dotnb
      @dotnb Рік тому +33

      I am British. I voted Remain. I hate Brexit.

  • @lorigoshert6667
    @lorigoshert6667 Рік тому +61

    The first thing that came to mind at "shortage of fruits and vegetables in England" was the Were-Rabbit.

    • @robertollier3085
      @robertollier3085 Рік тому +9

      It's a clear case of arson. Someone's been arsin' about...

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 Рік тому +5

      the fact I didn't make that connection on my own troubles me a bit.

    • @maximeprometheas
      @maximeprometheas Рік тому +5

      That's a tender trap there!

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 Рік тому +3

      my grandkids would watch wallace and grommit over n over that was a well made , good one 'gotta get ur veg'

    • @leonieromanes7265
      @leonieromanes7265 Рік тому +6

      "Caroticus giganticus" 🥕

  • @mandyharewood886
    @mandyharewood886 Рік тому +138

    Elton loved DIANA. Sang for her memorial. Damn cheek asking him to play for Charles

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +100

    You're no candle in the wind, Chuck.

    • @thisbushnell2012
      @thisbushnell2012 Рік тому +17

      And Camilla.........sorry, we just _cannot!_ ........

    • @charlesharper2357
      @charlesharper2357 Рік тому +21

      @@thisbushnell2012
      The Rottweiler, as Dianna called her...🤣

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Рік тому

      he could sing "Madman across the water"
      "Rotten Peaches" or "Goodbye"
      (just saying, he's missing a great opportunity!)

  • @gabrielcarrender5209
    @gabrielcarrender5209 Рік тому +21

    Students at Cal Poly Humboldt are very happy to see the news of our housing issue become this mainstream!!! Fyi, the only reason people know about the barge is because of a student-leaked email from upper management. Housing management have said they are no longer considering the option, but all continuing students(everyone except new freshmen) will have to move out of on-campus housing into motels. They have rented multiple motels for students. It's getting insane.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 Рік тому

      Ugh. It's like california school didn't plan. I did a stint at SFSU (and still have PTSD from it), and back in the 90s they had no housing. Pres. Corigain made the excuse of it "being a comuter school" wich is a nicer way of saying: no fucks to give about student life or long fucking expensive comutes. the did a stint at SDSU: Same issue! They started to run out of student housing. Why? I don't know. I asume because of no planning for a fucking expensive housing market.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 Рік тому

      But stooping to a barge? what the actual fuck? I can see it now: Sorry my homework was late, some asshole didn't recharge the only power generator on the boat for us to stay warm, much less turn in a 4 page essay.

    • @debbienpeters
      @debbienpeters Рік тому

      Here in New Mexico the state offered free tuition for in state students and the universities here had a bad housing crisis. One school kicked out all upperclassmen. I was worried all summer long that I was going to get kicked out, but my school did not do that. But seriously, there were three students to a 1 bed room. One school put up temp walls and built new rooms in the dorms lobby. No motels near the school, but there are a few old frat houses that could be used in the future.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 Рік тому

      @@debbienpeters and now the state is demanding 'neerby' motels and hotels allow people to use them as residence hotels for low to no cost somehow. I bet the devil is in the deetails.

  • @Barefoot_taurus
    @Barefoot_taurus Рік тому +31

    As a student at Cal Poly Humboldt I’m glad our housing crisis is starting to get some recognition. The school accepted way too May applications. And even with the barge there is not enough on campus or even off hosting campus for students. A minimum of 2,000 students are now at risk of being homeless next semester.

    • @brunol-p_g8800
      @brunol-p_g8800 Рік тому

      Why not renting out of campus? Like most students all around the world do. The whole campus thing is a very American thing to start with..

    • @sadorrangel9166
      @sadorrangel9166 Рік тому +6

      ​@@brunol-p_g8800 Off campus housing is just as limited. The school accepted too many students than the area can accommodate for, it's a small town

    • @brunol-p_g8800
      @brunol-p_g8800 Рік тому

      @@sadorrangel9166 can’t the school rent out a building out of the campus, or find some kind of arrangement with a camping to rent mobile homes for the students? It comes to my mind because that is what my university ended doing years ago while they constructed new dorms off campus
      Do you have a student association? Might be a solution to sign a petition for the School to do so while they construct more housing. If they accepted students fees comprising housing, they are bound to provide it.

    • @MsCapi
      @MsCapi Рік тому +1

      I live right next to cal poly humbolt...I'm at cr and they put me in a homless shelter atcata house...unbelievable

    • @user-gh8wt2zi2n
      @user-gh8wt2zi2n Рік тому +3

      This is an issue at many California Universities. In Berkeley it's worse. It's all because of greed too. The American way

  • @victoriadiaz
    @victoriadiaz Рік тому +176

    Spain has no problems with vegetables or fruit, the problem that UK has is the consequences of Brexit and the bureaucracy of English system for imports.

    • @katicabogar24
      @katicabogar24 Рік тому +7

      Ireland has the same problems so can’t be Brexit. It’s the below than average cold in November in Spain etc that’s causing the shortage now. Definitely not trying to defend brexit…

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Рік тому +11

      Douglas Adams was not wrong on the absurdity of bureaucracy when he wrote about the Vogon Constructor Fleets.

    • @Verbomasbello
      @Verbomasbello Рік тому +4

      Brexit 😂😂😂 we're number 1!☠️☠️☠️

  • @sicktodeath0_0
    @sicktodeath0_0 Рік тому +44

    Charles should get Three Doors Down to play his coronation. They'll play anywhere if there's money involved.😆
    ❤️✌️

    • @maximeprometheas
      @maximeprometheas Рік тому +4

      We're on the same brain-wave mate! LOL 😂

    • @akmediascope
      @akmediascope Рік тому

      The coronation celebration should be nothing but a short private ceremony, official but small. For the public, A parade of pipers, a national holiday where only essentials work, a day featuring celebration of the common wealth featuring each culture's highlights . a day of picnics and play, a public food fair, emphasis on natural foods, ethnic and commonwealth foods in combination with health fair, A marathon run, pet adoption day. He should do a televised talk in his gardens about his exciting new plans, his hopes for the people, new principles for a new world? (Which he is very good at!) He should go for a prerecorded heli ride with his sons taking turns at the yoke, over the cliff stacks and that should be it. Don't upset the regular TV programming for prime time. That upsets people. CAMILLA should do a shorter talk inside with the grandkids and should say the goodnight closing before.the program ends as she reads a favorite story. The Corgis should be there at a BBQ or whatever British people do and the daughters in law should go fishing ❤️ together

    • @maximeprometheas
      @maximeprometheas Рік тому

      @@akmediascope TLDR. Can't we just put the Royals in a cannon and blow them up and figure the rest later?

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 Рік тому +6

      I was thinking he could try asking Psy and or Nickleback and or One Direction. Just picture Charles (trying to) do the Gangman Style alone would be pure gold.

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Рік тому +1

      ​@@gorkskoal9315 I was thinking Nickelback as well.

  • @TheKrispyfort
    @TheKrispyfort Рік тому +367

    Putting people in barges due to lack of accommodation was the prelude to the foundation of Australia as a penal colony

    • @CitizenAyellowblue
      @CitizenAyellowblue Рік тому +16

      Had a role in the establishment of Israel too.

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle Рік тому +35

      I notice people play post apocalyptic dystopian setting games...to distract them from the pre apocalyptic dystopian setting we all LIVE in today.

    • @Chompchompyerded
      @Chompchompyerded Рік тому +17

      There aren't any more continents available for people sentenced to transportation.

    • @JelMain
      @JelMain Рік тому +5

      @@Chompchompyerded Well, you had taken almost as many po'white indentured serfs as those of African origins.

    • @Junksaint
      @Junksaint Рік тому +11

      Right wingers are always okay with that. It's the authoritarianism at the heart of the right wing way...

  • @SidewalkCitizenLA
    @SidewalkCitizenLA Рік тому +24

    "Bare Minimum Monday" was my usual 30 years ago, nice the world is finally catching up 😂

    • @KatraMoo
      @KatraMoo Рік тому

      I am not making any assumptions, and I have to ask, but did you happen to work as a stripper 30 years ago? Or exotic Dancer?
      I'm not judging, and as far as I'm concerned, that is a very difficult job, and takes a lot of talent, strength, flexibility, resilience, imagination, and heart. Most people would be epic failures at that line of work. And they are subjected to a lot of abuses, wage theft, and subjected to other crimes committed against the dancers.
      It is also a rhetorical question. I'd love to know, but understand completely if you won't or do not want to answer.

  • @robertcartier5088
    @robertcartier5088 Рік тому +893

    Elton was friends with Diana... Being asked by one of her abusers to play at his coronation must have been insulting AF!

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 Рік тому +21

      Diana would forgive

    • @LlyleHunter
      @LlyleHunter Рік тому +98

      I remember Charles beating Diana in public because she was leaning on the front fender of his Aston Martin Lagonda at an equestrian event. He’s not as he seems. In fact he’s unseemly in many ways. Thomas Paine was correct about the way monarchs inherit their thrones.

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle Рік тому +70

      @@garfield2439 Elton is like the Elephants. He doesn't forget OR forgive. (he also can be tracked by his footprints in the peanut butter jar)

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 Рік тому +33

      ​​@@LlyleHunter I saw an interview of Charles and beside him was Diana, told the interviewer about having two wives is ok

    • @robertcartier5088
      @robertcartier5088 Рік тому +15

      ​@@garfield2439 Frivolous non sequitur.
      You're answering a question nobody asked: WWZDD?... or, What Would Zombie-Diana Do? ;-]

  • @pirobot668beta
    @pirobot668beta Рік тому +100

    The current batch of Royals weren't terribly nice to 'friends and family'.
    Elton and Diana were very close; Charles made it his business to share his contempt of Diana and her politics every chance he got.
    Charles, you don't get to cry; you doubled-down on making good people suffer.
    Was it worth the trouble?

    • @jeanwilson9925
      @jeanwilson9925 Рік тому +1

      Who cares about diana or the royals

    • @patsimpson7834
      @patsimpson7834 Рік тому +1

      I assume you have evidence of what you claim?

  • @functionatthejunction
    @functionatthejunction Рік тому +13

    The auditory accompaniment to Charles's coronation should just be a toilet flushing.

  • @sewellanne
    @sewellanne Рік тому +282

    Believe me, Stephen, there is NO shortage of fruit and veg in Spain or elsewhere in Europe! The UK has to blame SOMEONE for its problems...

    • @Highlander-s3e
      @Highlander-s3e Рік тому +26

      Brixit problem caused this I guess

    • @jdmagicmusic
      @jdmagicmusic Рік тому +14

      you're right! i'm in Hamburg, no fruit or veg shortages, although tomatoes have gotten quite expensive the last few weeks!

    • @cogboy302
      @cogboy302 Рік тому +1

      We should probably blame Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage, and many, many racist arseholes for our current woes.
      Most of those who voted for Brexit won't live long enough to see the absolute shit show it will bring to the UK.

    • @waynebimmel6784
      @waynebimmel6784 Рік тому +15

      ​@@jdmagicmusic I live in Germany too. Cucumbers have become very pricey. When in season they are like 0,40€ or lower, now they are 2,60€, organic up to 4,00€. That's unusual. There may be a shortage. Poor people not being able to afford them is invisible rationing.

    • @steveblanchard7293
      @steveblanchard7293 Рік тому +2

      No shortage in my supermarkets here in the UK

  • @bryanandrews5214
    @bryanandrews5214 Рік тому +62

    I still wanna see meth gators vs cocaine bears with a sharknado in the mix somewhere

    • @PaulA-pg7jm
      @PaulA-pg7jm Рік тому +5

      An instant classic. Pray it happens.

    • @Chompchompyerded
      @Chompchompyerded Рік тому +1

      Too many teeth.

    • @SidewalkCitizenLA
      @SidewalkCitizenLA Рік тому +2

      Kudos for making me laugh harder then Stephen did 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Рік тому +4

      This comment sounds like it was inspired by the Mystery Science Theater sketch where Jonah tried to copyright as many bad-on-purpose movie names as possible. Not that I'm complaining.

    • @seileach67
      @seileach67 Рік тому +3

      Epic Rap Battles of History has done fictional characters before like Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, etc. so I recommend suggesting this on their channel. Would be fun to see. :)

  • @KealohaHarrison
    @KealohaHarrison Рік тому +329

    I know not everyone likes the Meanwhile preamble, but I love how hilariously elaborate and specific they’ve gotten over the last few years

    • @ava_apple_orchard
      @ava_apple_orchard Рік тому +10

      I don’t know that “not everyone” likes the preamble. I don’t know about that.

    • @3rdmm
      @3rdmm Рік тому +15

      I think he should just take the time and slow down the delivery. It's pretty funny stuff.

    • @jhwheuer
      @jhwheuer Рік тому +13

      Waste of time, glad for fast forward

    • @Drnaynay
      @Drnaynay Рік тому +18

      I love it! It gets more and more hot-mess-ish each time!!

    • @anesukafesu7875
      @anesukafesu7875 Рік тому +15

      Who doesn't love it?😭

  • @IAmWBeard
    @IAmWBeard Рік тому +262

    The real life story of cocaine bear is sooo anticlimactic, basically smugglers threw drugs out a plane, one fell to his death, a bear ate drugs, sprinted across a field and collapsed dead 100ft later LMAO

    • @CitizenAyellowblue
      @CitizenAyellowblue Рік тому +14

      Would make a good short.

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue Рік тому +39

      The real life Toy Story was a lot less interesting too.

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Рік тому +5

      ​@@greenredblue oh, pray tell.

    • @steveaustin2686
      @steveaustin2686 Рік тому +15

      The Russian bears stealing aviation fuel to huff to get high is much funnier.

    • @JelMain
      @JelMain Рік тому

      @@steveaustin2686 Shows how close they are to bestiality. Usually it's the service crews diverting the vodka used as coolant on the TU-22.

  • @somewhatmesmerized
    @somewhatmesmerized Рік тому +30

    I love how he almost broke over "three rats in a trenchcoat". Sometimes it's simple little things like that that are the most comedically beautiful 😂

  • @rhondah1587
    @rhondah1587 Рік тому +103

    Thrilled to hear Charles isn't getting any patronage from the musicians in the UK. They don't want to be tainted by appearing at his coronation after the abuse he heaped on Diana, whom the people adored. Past time the monarchy went bye bye over there. And, blaming Spain's weather for a shortage of fruit and vegetables is hilarious when it is obviously due to Brexit. You get what you vote for folks.

    • @shecandance9500
      @shecandance9500 Рік тому

      You Americans are so snarky and clueless! Those musicians are on World Tours! They cannot cancel shows on tours to be at the concert! Totally logical and nothing to do with Diana!! I presume like other healthy, happy, well adjusted divorced couples….Diana and Charles would have forgiven and moved on from their tremulous past! They would be getting along just fine and enjoying their boys and grandkids!! This is what divorced couples do! The Royal Family is the reasons the country makes billions of dollars in tourism! If the Royal Family goes bye bye…those billions go bye bye also! They cost a small sum compared to what they bring in! I believe this is just the tip of the iceberg of things you don’t understand! I will be happy to explain anything else to you!

    • @joelucas9603
      @joelucas9603 Рік тому

      From the people that elected Donald Trump... 😅

    • @hammerdick82
      @hammerdick82 Рік тому

      @@joelucas9603 Most of us that watch colbert and other sane people didnt vote for the orange daughter fucker. Same way all indians didnt vote for their psycho or israelis for theirs and so on. Learn the difference of people living amongst psychos

    • @hammerdick82
      @hammerdick82 Рік тому

      @MsMissy You clearly cant stand colbert so take your negative ignorant ass elsewhere

  • @insane_troll
    @insane_troll Рік тому +50

    I tried planting the crops on the plane, but the flight attendant told me to stop.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Рік тому +1

      Nah, when they're feeling saucy, they "crop dust" themselves

    • @ABC-yt1nq
      @ABC-yt1nq Рік тому +4

      You should have tried planting snakes.

    • @UlfBerserker
      @UlfBerserker Рік тому

      @@ABC-yt1nq Snakes on a Plane!!??

  • @florianbontemps9472
    @florianbontemps9472 Рік тому +24

    Living in Marseilles, really weird to suddenly hear Stephen talk about it in a sort of accurate way

  • @WhiplashSL
    @WhiplashSL Рік тому +32

    Still waiting for the Meanwhile sub-segment: Memewhile.

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 Рік тому +1

      I have a vague recollection that they've done it. Can't provide an episode, though.

  • @rayvincente
    @rayvincente Рік тому +12

    Now Stephen has us all waiting for Cato to go all Sly and the Family Stone on us! Lol

  • @Ralphieboy
    @Ralphieboy Рік тому +10

    ...followed by Take it Easy Tuesday, Wait-a-While Wednesday, Thoroughly Thoughtful Thursday and Fuss-Free Friday.

    • @dsddala467
      @dsddala467 Рік тому

      Actually, it's "F*ck it Friday."

  • @hereigoagain5050
    @hereigoagain5050 Рік тому +37

    Elton should perform "Your Cheatin Heart" at the coronation.

  • @Dumbstuffwatcher
    @Dumbstuffwatcher Рік тому +8

    I thought the movie was going to be "so bad it's good", but it's... it's a good movie. The writing is great, the pacing is perfect, the kid actors do an awesome job, and it's HILARIOUS. Actual, genuine gut laughs from the gazebo scene. Hats off to Elizabeth Banks, she directed the heck outta that ridiculously stupid idea

  • @TheBoogerJames
    @TheBoogerJames Рік тому +67

    Petition to have Johnny Rotton sing God Save the Queen at the coronation.

    • @maximeprometheas
      @maximeprometheas Рік тому +3

      Hear hear! 😁

    • @leonieromanes7265
      @leonieromanes7265 Рік тому +2

      That gets my vote 👍

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 Рік тому

      😅

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine Рік тому +4

      "She ain't no human being... they made you a moron..." yeah that would be a statement.

    • @luci1474
      @luci1474 Рік тому

      Who cares about classist snobs, monarchies shouldn’t exist in this time and day.

  • @JohnDrummondPhoto
    @JohnDrummondPhoto Рік тому +2

    Ironically, I'm watching this clip while sipping a glass of Portuguese wine. 🍷
    I'm not surprised that Sir Elton is snubbing King Charles' coronation. Elton loved Diana. Charles, famously, didn't.

  • @prof-3
    @prof-3 Рік тому +12

    I like their commitment to the meth raccoon bit so much that the video glitches. 2:31

  • @Nova_Needle
    @Nova_Needle Рік тому +4

    And this is how I learn that my mother and brother's alma mater is no longer called Humboldt State University, and is now called Cal Poly Humboldt. Also... a barge? I remember it being hard to find a place to live in Arcata, but damn.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Рік тому +130

    Charles Cannot Book Bands Never fails to dissapoint

    • @thisbushnell2012
      @thisbushnell2012 Рік тому +12

      When he discovers his exec position is no cover for his 'other woman' decision.

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Рік тому

      It reminds me of the 2017 inauguration. Charles and his royal whore should get Three Doors Down and Kid Rock. 😆

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Рік тому +4

      He should’ve passed it onto William! But no, his been overshadowed by his mum his whole life!

    • @observer5864
      @observer5864 Рік тому +13

      ​@@jcoopes5604 William is no saint either with his Mistress Rose. The apple didn't fall far from the tree at all

    • @TheSuzberry
      @TheSuzberry Рік тому +3

      Who gives a F?

  • @GalapagosPete
    @GalapagosPete Рік тому +6

    Colbert Correktions: That is not a moped, that is a scooter.

  • @BenWinder108
    @BenWinder108 Рік тому +41

    I peed myself a little bit when he said about Camilla playing the kazoo

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 Рік тому +4

      I understand she's the best...

    • @akmediascope
      @akmediascope Рік тому +2

      A wonderful sense of humor!

    • @BenWinder108
      @BenWinder108 Рік тому

      @@davidb6576 I definitely do not dislike either of them. I just thought it was a funny clip. I'm definitely pro Camilla. I'm not pro Diana.

  • @margarettickle9659
    @margarettickle9659 Рік тому +5

    Besides the bands, I hope no one attends the coronation to show how they feel about what happened to Diana. Maybe the gruesome twosome will finally get it. They don't deserve any recognition.

  • @BogeyTheBear
    @BogeyTheBear Рік тому +3

    2:18 Sooooo, you saying that _Cocaine Bear_ did Number 2 in the box office? Usually they go in the woods...
    (obligatory bear-themed joke fulfilled!)

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Рік тому +1

    Coke Bear was just too much fun! Pure schlock and one of the funniest flicks I’ve seen in months.

  • @hamlet1976
    @hamlet1976 Рік тому +6

    4:10 The song from "My fair lady" called "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain" was dubbed here as "La lluvia en Sevilla es una maravilla" (The rain in Seville is wonderful).
    Maybe that's the problem. Seville's production wasn't enough to cover the demand.
    To sum up, language barriers.

  • @RiftRavingRogue
    @RiftRavingRogue Рік тому +8

    You want more than "Minimum Mondays" try paying more than the bare minimum. You know that pay rate in which it's enough to keep me housed but not enough to actually get ahead/save.

  • @dewimatthews6037
    @dewimatthews6037 Рік тому +4

    The Meanwhile introduction writers so deserve an Oscar.

  • @EastSider48215
    @EastSider48215 Рік тому +1

    I love “Meanwhile” so much.

  • @mrx1333
    @mrx1333 Рік тому +3

    Cocaine Bear was actually a fun-filled movie and very entertaining!! Awesome movie!

  • @peaceofthesea
    @peaceofthesea Рік тому +7

    I go to the school talking about putting us on barges! So glad it is getting recognition in media more because we are STRUGGLING. They are basically offering all continuing students about 200 beds in a motel which they will have to kick people out of, or you can be homeless essentially. Needless to say things are pretty tense. #calpolyhomeless

  • @hughmann1908
    @hughmann1908 Рік тому +1

    Whomever writes the intros to meanwhile; you are a legend! If it’s you Mr. Colbert you already are….

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Рік тому +2

    The Elton John bit was perfect.

  • @alijyn458
    @alijyn458 Рік тому +4

    Queen Diana 🌷🌷🌷🌷

  • @christophermitchum6829
    @christophermitchum6829 Рік тому +1

    You nailed the intro to "Meanwhile..." 😎👆💥😄😄😄

  • @joshrabatin
    @joshrabatin Рік тому

    Cocaine Bear Poster: Get in line
    That has to be one of the best innuendo one liners I have ever seen 😆

  • @c0r3s4v3
    @c0r3s4v3 Рік тому +3

    Nice Party, guys!
    Hope ya don't mind... I brought my flock of chickens along.
    They're Very Well Behaved, I swear!

  • @ec6052
    @ec6052 Рік тому +3

    If I was Louis I would've said "I thought you were just wearing a tie too lol Also similar skin tones

  • @dahn57
    @dahn57 Рік тому +64

    Of course Elton John refused to perform at the concert, he was close friends with Princess Diana, and we all know what happened to her and why.

    • @janetclaireSays
      @janetclaireSays Рік тому +5

      Yes, she was a 36 year old divorced mother of two who got into a car with a drunk driver and didn't wear a seat belt.

    • @gidget101
      @gidget101 Рік тому +3

      The only survivor was in the FRONT seat, and was the ONLY passenger wearing a seat belt!!!

    • @taniac1860
      @taniac1860 Рік тому +1

      You failed to mention Elton and Diana were no longer on speaking terms at the time of her death.

    • @shecandance9500
      @shecandance9500 Рік тому +1

      Elton is on a World Tour! He cannot cancel shows on tour to be at the coronation concert! Diana got into a car driven by a drunk man who also had taken prescription meds that impaired his driving. Not to mention going 100 MPH in a tunnel with a speed limit of 50MPH! She also was not wearing a seatbelt! Stop with the ignorant innuendo!!

    • @shirleygravesande5421
      @shirleygravesande5421 Рік тому

      ​@@taniac1860 No they were on good speaking terms. They did have a falling out but made up well before her death.
      Also in July 1997, 6 weeks before Diana died both her and Elton (together) attended the funeral of the world known fashion designer Gianni Versace in Milan. They sat together and were seen/filmed comforting each in their grief throughout the service.
      Elton has remained close to Diana's sons, especially Prince Harry.
      By the way Elton cancelled a tour to attend Harry and Meghan's wedding and he also entertainment the quest at the after wedding reception party. It was reported that hexwas the life and soul of the party. There are published photos of Elton singing, dancing and seemingly having a great time.

  • @berserkirclaws107
    @berserkirclaws107 Рік тому +2

    4:17 I'm French ... Did you see the crime in Marseille 🤨
    If only we had gentle mopeds thieves life would be sweet.

  • @mikemarvelous7865
    @mikemarvelous7865 Рік тому +3

    I still want to see Cross-Dress Fridays!

  • @cableknitter7346
    @cableknitter7346 Рік тому +7

    Looks like Queen Elton may have rallied his court and peers not to show up, in memory of Princes Diana.

  • @GameOfDepth
    @GameOfDepth Рік тому +6

    I was a stagehand on Elton’s Minneapolis show (IATSE 13) I was called in early for strike of the second night’s show, given a white tour shirt and told by the long time tour manager to “Stand where I tell ya, don’t move unless it’s me that tells ya to move”. I was led to a taped square and reminded not to move. The square was a mere 20 feet from Elton as he performed the encore of the show.
    A young touring tech with a headset asked if I could move, I told him what I was told and he disappeared for a song, came back and asked me to move again.
    “Why do you need me to move?” He pointed up at one of the screens & said I was in the shot.
    There I was on the screen like a little angel on Elton’s shoulder. I smiled and said “You mean to tell me, that me in this white T-shirt, just standing here, is upstaging Elton John!?”

  • @swistedfilms
    @swistedfilms Рік тому +35

    I saw Cocaine Bear this weekend. It's a mixed bag but there is one scene that is simply a masterpiece. I believe it was an homage to Sergio Leone.

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 Рік тому +3

      The Good, The Bad, And The Bearly...

    • @elorine5682
      @elorine5682 Рік тому +2

      ​@@davidb6576 how about grizzly instead?

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 Рік тому +2

      @@elorine5682 That's better, I admit it.

  • @francieanneriley7349
    @francieanneriley7349 Рік тому +4

    Boo hoo, poor King. He should have been a better man, husband, father, human.

  • @JennyMack
    @JennyMack Рік тому +1

    This was an especially good meanwhile. Thanks Stephen

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 Рік тому +3

    I appreciate that contradiction of "Meanwhile Ballistic Laser Systems"

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Рік тому +1

    This time, the barges will colonise Antarctica.

  • @hollyjhager
    @hollyjhager Рік тому +4

    Simply excellent❤😂

  • @AM-cg2sg
    @AM-cg2sg Рік тому +3

    So glad these popular artists don't want to celebrate with the tampon

  • @askew9976
    @askew9976 Рік тому +4

    Look for Milli Vanilli, they might take the gig.

  • @lindablue7494
    @lindablue7494 Рік тому +1

    Elton was a friend of Princess Diana, so.........................................................................Charles has been left hanging in the wind. lol!

  • @jerrycallender9927
    @jerrycallender9927 Рік тому +3

    Charles, the divorced adulterer married to a divorced adulterer, is neither
    MORALLY nor ETHICALLY qualified to succeed Her Majesty, Elizabeth the Great!

  • @thisbushnell2012
    @thisbushnell2012 Рік тому +3

    Fresh foods shortage in the UK.....the law of unintended consequences....for hangry market divorcing

  • @jeffclement2468
    @jeffclement2468 Рік тому +2

    What's with all this disparagement of the Meanwhile preamble? I always look forward to it. It's usually pretty clever. 🤔

  • @Zonker66
    @Zonker66 Рік тому +13

    I live in the UK and family in Ireland says although Northern Ireland is part of the UK... no shortages there. I'm fairly certain this is retribution for leaving the EU. Make an example of them so no one else leaves...

    • @julesk1567
      @julesk1567 Рік тому +8

      it‘s not retribution. the UK left the single market and thus exporting to it has become a pain in the butt. that‘s all.

    • @Zonker66
      @Zonker66 Рік тому +1

      @@julesk1567 So, are there other countries outside the EU that this is happening with?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +3

    Waiiiitaminutenow.... I saw the cold open. That's no raccoon! That's a Mexican Elf!

  • @cofa4011
    @cofa4011 Рік тому +2

    "What is it ? Marseille ?" Bullseye xD

    • @PrimoStracciatella
      @PrimoStracciatella Рік тому

      I bet the US majority doesn't know if Marseilles is in the same country where Vespas are made...

  • @garfield2439
    @garfield2439 Рік тому +60

    I miss John Batiste.😥

  • @minxiv7
    @minxiv7 Рік тому +18

    Dayum, no one wants to perform for the King and his home wrecker.

  • @jdmagicmusic
    @jdmagicmusic Рік тому +2

    moped crime? would that be a drive-by scooting?!?!?!? don't throw any fruit or vegetables, i'll show myself out! (although if you're in UK, thanx to Brexit, there ARE no fruits or veggies to throw!)

  • @crazyplantemu1382
    @crazyplantemu1382 Рік тому +1

    I love being a Humboldt student 😅

  • @MauroNigro
    @MauroNigro Рік тому +1

    so in 2023 in new york discovered "scippo con la vespa". another italian tradition.

  • @aguynamednick
    @aguynamednick Рік тому +24

    Thank you for doing what you do, Stephen. I've been a huge fan of yours since I was 14 watching you on the Daily Show.

    • @george2113
      @george2113 Рік тому

      He was on "what's my line anyway"

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 Рік тому

      And you're 52 now, right?...

  • @Chompchompyerded
    @Chompchompyerded Рік тому +6

    King Charles should just stick with tradition and book one of the nations several great Baroque Orchestras to play Handel's Coronation Anthems. Zadok the Priest has been a powerful crowd pleaser since it was first performed at the coronation of George II. No need to dispense with something with that well proven a track record. It is, after all, a religious service; a sacrament of the Church of England. Shame on him for even considering making it something else.

    • @JelMain
      @JelMain Рік тому +1

      That's the service. They also committed to clear the nursing homes by staging a week of celebrations, when it looks like "they have no food? Let them eat cake" is the order of the day.

  • @skitterree2490
    @skitterree2490 Рік тому

    1:53 Damn it, Humboldt, we're on TV again! No, it's not about the weed! The guy with his own punny ice cream flavor is making fun of us for our dystopian housing market!

  • @MisAndry4B
    @MisAndry4B Рік тому +1

    I bet Johnny Rotten will play for King Chucky.

  • @rosalie4797
    @rosalie4797 Рік тому

    Whew! When I started the video, I had no sound.😱 I did what always works: tweak and fiddle with every setting in every help topic related to sound, then closed the app and reopened it.
    It's a silly dance, but it appeases the gods of The Cloud. 💃

  • @ruthdepew7212
    @ruthdepew7212 Рік тому +4

    Ah, football worth watching; ordering a football and signing for it in the end zone.

  • @markupton3482
    @markupton3482 Рік тому +1

    Get The Beatles for thee King!

  • @Pants4096
    @Pants4096 Рік тому +1

    I love when we get to catch Stephen doing his two-handed scissors gesture "cut this part out!" :)

  • @ramuswilson5112
    @ramuswilson5112 Рік тому +1

    Funny but those Apple Headphones thieves learn it from Liberian Zogos 😂

  • @stevenfischer8447
    @stevenfischer8447 Рік тому +1

    Americans be like "what about the Queens Corgis?". King Charles is all "FOX HUNT!"

  • @joereadel
    @joereadel Рік тому

    Best Meanwhile intro

  • @JonnoPlays
    @JonnoPlays Рік тому +1

    I miss the way Stephen used to say "sometimes, just sometimes folks" now he either rushes it with poor timing or skips it altogether like tonight. Stay the course Stephen! I know it sucks doing the same thing over and over for years, but you're a professional you're better than this!

  • @DreadPirateRobrt
    @DreadPirateRobrt Рік тому +2

    I think "Do Everything at 4PM Friday" is more prevalent than "Bare Minimum Monday".

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 Рік тому +3

    CalPoly Humboldt kicked all of the upper-classmen out of the dorms so incoming freshmen would have somewhere to live. They booked hundreds of hotel rooms in the area to house the ousted students, but many have been living in their cars since before this even happened. Having a major university in a small town (I lived there for over a decade, so I know) that has become an "investment" hub for folks from the Bay Area (six hours away) was problematic two decades ago. Tax potential always wins over the wellbeing of people. [and we won't even talk about Humboldt's "diversity" issues...]

  • @johntuel2375
    @johntuel2375 Рік тому +3

    To the meth raccoon: "you have a problem"
    Anytime the former president is talked about: "I have to take a drink"
    🤣

  • @DirtyTurtle67
    @DirtyTurtle67 Рік тому

    Don't they have some royal marching band with bagpipes? Like 600 or so bagpipes would be perfection.
    Royal Bagpipes for the Royal Sack?

  • @SecretWars98
    @SecretWars98 Рік тому

    I Always wonder if Louis is prepped for the jokes he’s supposed to react to before hand or if he looks up the context later wishing he’d understood so he could give a proper response? 😂

  • @NeuroPulse
    @NeuroPulse Рік тому +1

    That cheer for bare minimum Monday really says something about this audience.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +1

    Ooo.. Beer Barge!

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 Рік тому +1

    I don't know if it's wise to refuse to perform at the King's coronation. For all they know, Ol' Charlie can take away their knighthood titles 😁

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Рік тому +4

    3:18 Damn, Charles. I'm thinking an _apology_ tour might be in order.

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 Рік тому +10

    It honestly makes sense that Elton John would turn down performing for King Charles.

  • @peterbathum2775
    @peterbathum2775 Рік тому

    Always more exciting trends that make me wonder why I’ve never visited the big apple.

  • @rocketRobScott
    @rocketRobScott Рік тому +8

    Sure, a meth raccoon is scary … but what about a Molly Koala?

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Рік тому +1

      At least the Pot Panda won't be a problem. He's too busy having a laughing fit while he's unsuccessfully trying to count his toes...