The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% ok Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and cool and special special effects, and 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kinda good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
Full boss fight video is rendering at the moment and I'll update this comment with the link when its finished. Should I fist Dark Souls 2 in the booty next? Full Boss Fights- ua-cam.com/video/4Es7fENkaBo/v-deo.html
I’m fisting trough ds2 at the moment i’m watching this video, i was just about to give up this challenge but this video saved it, now I gotta finish it. Btw I would really enjoy if you’d fist ds2
The 2009 film jumper was actually kind of good and I'm not saying that because I will some guy on the internet suffer because he will do a headbutt only challenge but that's because the main character was really good and nuanced and really cool special effects and most importantly the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good, with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
I actually remember seeing Jumper in theaters when it was new. I haven't seen it in years but remember it fondly. It and Chronicle were two movies from the era I think were pretty underrated.
The reason why you tend to miss on those taller humanoid bosses is because attacks can be aimed somewhat vertically. Typically the lock on is on enemies chest level, meaning on taller enemies you will end up aiming upward. This isnt a big deal on bigger enemies, but on tall, slender enemies, your fist cannot physically reach that high and far. This happens a lot in elden ring as well, for example when you fight the erdtree avatar with a dagger or an axe. To amend this issue, simply stop using auto lockons. Thankfully you are done with this challenge. For now.
You know what might be neat? Elden ring as the nameless king, I mean, try to get serpent hunter as fast as possible, then use that and lightning incantations, it’s not the hugest challenge but it might be fun idk
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The only downside of the cinematic masterpiece that was 2009's Jumper was that we never got the sequel that went into the plot line covering the fact that the government haphazardly forcing jump spots to remain open was having an adverse effect on the stability of space. Source: I made it up.
the 2009 film jumper was actually kind of a good movie with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a lutle harsh
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kinda good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually stripped its best picture award at the Oscars, when Slumdog Millionaire paid the producers to make sure JUMPER DID NOT WIN.... 😭☝️
Bro, I am enjoying these videos quite a bit. Shame youtube didn't lead me to your videos sooner. Keep it up man, I can see you doing well at this. You are genuenly funny, and I think you would be entertaining no matter what game it is you play.
The 2009 film jumper was actually kinda good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seemed kinda harsh
the 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh
The 2009 film jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
This video has inspired me to crush monsters and put holes in walls but also watch the absolute masterpiece of cinema that the film Jumper is. We thank you for your valiant service sir
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good, with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh. And also the vanguard demon is back for a rematch and it was actually a pretty good time.. if a good time to you is getting constantly shoot off screen by enemies you can't kill because your arms are not 200 feet long to punch them in their stupid faces.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kinda good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film jumper was actually kind of good, with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh
Fire, last Elden Ring upload I suggested this run. I don’t know if it’s coincidental or you seen the comment, either way I’m glad you uploaded a fist only on Demons Souls 🐐
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good, with a nuanced main character and really. Cool effects, and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and cool and special special effects, and 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh. And also the vanguard demon is back for a rematch and it was actually a pretty good time if a good time to you is constantly getting shot off screen by enemies you can't kill because your arms are not 200 feet long to punch them in their stupid faces.
The 2009 film jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh
he 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh and also the vanguard demon is back for a rematch it was actually a pretty good time if a good time to you getting constantly shot off screen by enemies you cant kill because your arms are not 200 feet long to punch them in their stupid faces and i actually don't have to kill him because he's technically not a boss because he has no boss health bar but i did this for you because i kind of like like you alot check this box if your like me too and the worst part about this fight is you cant even bait him over here to avoid getting shot because he refuses to move more than a few feet away from his original position even if i lay down a non conspicuous trail of skittles which are his favorite it once again takes a very long time but i got the job done and at this point i was very desperate to increase my damage in anyway possible and found out about a ring that increase ring that increases your damage by 50 but only if your health is lower than 30 so I immediately head out to go get that and take a voluntary trip to prison this time and unlike the last time I I'm not locked up for tax fraud so I just run around beating up a bunch of squilliams some crackhead chases me around begging for Souls I absolutely bust this man's jaw with the cleanest uppercut and then I use this free punching bag that's just hang in here for anyone to practice on oh boy I sure do hope the ring I'm looking for is not right in front of that giant arrow throwing machine and with that I head back to the storm area where they summon a bunch of spooky ghosts covered in spooky ghost com and then I find some random ball dude hanging out in this room and his face is just so damn disgusting when he talks that I have to beat the absolute piss out of him and getting to the next boss was not an easy task because this is another area where it's almost impossible to run around the enemies without fighting them and I'm getting shot from this guy and after about 20 attempts I finally gather the strength to get lucky enough for them both to fall off and now I can safely run past the rest of the enemies into this room where another enemy is blocking the stairs and then shoots me with a death beam and I get a nice visit from the skeletons I just ran past and these dudes have an absolute ton of health so fighting them is not an option so I just have to awkwardly Shuffle around them while saying oh let me just squeeze past you here and since I have a deep hatred for blind people because I think they're faking it I take much pride in taking out this next boss who happens to be blind I hurt myself enough beforehand to get the attack boost and spend the next 10 to 15 minutes slowly walking behind this guy waiting for him to attack nothing and then run up on him and punch him right in his ankles you don't actually have to wait for him to slam his weapon first but the hitboxes are a little janky and seem to work a little bit better after he attacks and for some reason he has a tiny chance of just randomly spinning around and charging at eel which only happened once but it scared the absolute [ __ ] out of me after I take him out I head back to roll my way through a bunch of arrows and before I can fight the next boss I find a gentleman who tells me he's not doing anything malicious and I do believe him but unfortunately he is bald so I must take him out of the gene pool with him out of the way I can start the next boss fight which was another tough one my main issue is I was too stubborn to just go in with a full health bar because I wanted the damage boost and this boss lays a bunch of invisible traps everywhere that'll either kill me on their own or stun me long enough to get shot by one of the bosses it seems a lot less likely that the traps are on the side of the Arena so that's where I stick to and your best bet is just to find the main boss as fast as possible and immediately start punching her in the face because as soon as you do damage to the main boss the other ones will stop shooting at you and you can do a nice chunk of damage the damage boosting ring definitely helps and this would have taken away longer without it but I also died a few times because my health was so low so I don't know if I actually saved any time in the long run after that I get kidnapped and taken to Epstein's Island before I quickly escape and head on over to the poop swamp area and getting through here is a nightmare because you could fall off the sides at any minute so I have to kill mostly everybody on the way and I find this old lady who attempts to hustle me for some grass for 2 000 souls and when I politely decline her offer she says this and I simply could not contain myself and not even the ability of flight will save you from my fists oh fell in the poop swamp after that section I was able to just run my way to the boss and this was one where I had to balance being on the brink of death the whole time while I was constantly losing Health in order to get the attack boost but once again it was completely necessary because it makes it go so much faster and he's not even that hard you're just constantly taking damage and if you stay behind him he'll usually only do two or three moves that are pretty easy to avoid then you could just punch him in the spine and roll away whenever he does his explosion attack I was able to get through the first 75 percent of the fight at low Health but I got a little noisy because I had a couple close calls and ended up fully healing myself and yippee because the next boss is right through the hole in the wall but unfortunately I have to get past her goon which was extremely difficult at least that's what I would say if I was a normal player that could not Parry this man to death with ease okay that was a lie I died about 20 times trying to Parry him to death and the only reason I finally got past it is because I realized if you punch him as he's getting back up he'll almost always do the exact same attack again because if you don't he likes to run to the back of the Arena into the blood swamp and if you stand in that area for too long it'll hurt you and he'll switch to a two-handed stance and he now attacks twice as fast and it's just not a good time and once I was able to Parry him a few times the game just could not handle my skill and began to collapse in on itself once I was finally able to make it past him all you have to do to beat the real boss is just talk to her and she'll immediately disappear into the ether never to be seen again just like most of the girls I talk to in real life now I could head back to the fire area and you might not know that these Ledges are made of solid butter which is why you slip off of them so goddamn easily it's like that is this saying real or is it cake except now it's is the structural Integrity of this mine shaft made of wood or butter and the answer is butter I make it to the flame lurker but he's more like the lame flurker am I right but no this bite was awful first off there's lava everywhere and if you step on it you take damage and second of all he has a handful of AOE attacks and if you're next to him as he jumps away it'll just damage you no matter what so fighting him at low Health was not an option this time I eventually learned to just pretend he has cooties and stay as far away from him as possible and wait for him to either slam his arms down or attempt to leap at you and just roll under him and get a few hits in I try to go for his back legs because it seems to stun lock him pretty easily but don't get too greedy because like I said he can jump away and just burn your buns at any time this is also one of the few bosses that actually gets harder and harder as the fight goes on because by the end of it he is literally constantly chasing you down never giving you a single second to breathe or heal and the stress of it is causing me to go bald and you all know how I feel about bald people and this was definitely the longest fight so far it easily took over YOU DID NOT TELL ME WHERE IM SUPPOUSED TO END IT
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh. IMO, at least.
The 2009 film jumper was actually kinda good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kinda good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good, with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
he finally did the alcoholic dad run
Fuckin unholy comment
Dam I said a Chris brown run but that's even better
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
I agree 100% I'm glad people are finally starting to see it my way
pog movie ngl
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% ok Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and cool and special special effects, and 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
I actually did like that movie. That and Chronicle made me want superpowers more than any marvel movie.
Jumper is considered a bad movie?
Mace Windu tazes nightcrawler to prevent him from teleporting. It's amazing.
Say it louder for the people in the back 🗣️
Nightcrawler? You mean Anakin?
@@tilenkobe Nightcrawler from X-Men teleports short distances my guy
@P-Squiddy Hayden Christensen played the main character, the guy that Mace Windu tazed
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kinda good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
Full boss fight video is rendering at the moment and I'll update this comment with the link when its finished. Should I fist Dark Souls 2 in the booty next?
Full Boss Fights-
ua-cam.com/video/4Es7fENkaBo/v-deo.html
I’m fisting trough ds2 at the moment i’m watching this video, i was just about to give up this challenge but this video saved it, now I gotta finish it. Btw I would really enjoy if you’d fist ds2
You know it!
Bloodborne🤭
Dark souls 2 fist only is pretty great if you get the vanquisher seal, iirc.
Ds2 pleaseeee
That double kidney punch three-piece is just... *chef's kiss*
The 2009 film jumper was actually kind of good and I'm not saying that because I will some guy on the internet suffer because he will do a headbutt only challenge but that's because the main character was really good and nuanced and really cool special effects and most importantly the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good, with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
Tye - your comedic timing is impeccable. Love your work!
Not gonna lie, I am super happy you said Jumper was good. I saw years after release and thoroughly enjoyed myself ❤
“ They kidnap me and took me to Epstiens Island” 😭😭 i died there
What's harder, this run, or sitting through the entirety of the 2009 film Jumper?
Why must you hurt me?
You're the only reason I'm watching a demon souls video right now.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Edit: Phalanx is a female. Yup, she was originally the archer of the Knights of Boletaria.
I actually remember seeing Jumper in theaters when it was new. I haven't seen it in years but remember it fondly. It and Chronicle were two movies from the era I think were pretty underrated.
Jumper was actually good and the fact anakin skywalker played the main dude made my 2009 brain very happy
I have a feeling that your character was the Paul brother that tried to box
Absolutely love demon souls
The reason why you tend to miss on those taller humanoid bosses is because attacks can be aimed somewhat vertically. Typically the lock on is on enemies chest level, meaning on taller enemies you will end up aiming upward. This isnt a big deal on bigger enemies, but on tall, slender enemies, your fist cannot physically reach that high and far. This happens a lot in elden ring as well, for example when you fight the erdtree avatar with a dagger or an axe. To amend this issue, simply stop using auto lockons. Thankfully you are done with this challenge. For now.
Obviously that's the great George Foreman! Love them grills too!
Upon watching this, the last time I watched something so enjoyable and entertaining was when I watched the 2009 film "Jumper".
"bunch of Squilliams" lol
You know what might be neat? Elden ring as the nameless king, I mean, try to get serpent hunter as fast as possible, then use that and lightning incantations, it’s not the hugest challenge but it might be fun idk
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The Old Hero's grunts and yells sound so funny with the footage all sped up like that.
The only downside of the cinematic masterpiece that was 2009's Jumper was that we never got the sequel that went into the plot line covering the fact that the government haphazardly forcing jump spots to remain open was having an adverse effect on the stability of space. Source: I made it up.
I'll never play any of these games but it's entertaining to watch these videos.
Why was i so invested in that family guy bit..? I... I think i should lie down and think for a minute...
He is truly the God of fists
Even a blind person can see how funny that joke was
10:56... looks like hes prison shanking that pile of pillars lol
You are so entertaining you do challenge runs and do funny commentary
That liverhook from behind looks nasty, ngl.
the 2009 film jumper was actually kind of a good movie with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a lutle harsh
TYE. I thought we were friends. My scalp is displeased
I thought of you every time I got rid of a bald person ❤️
@@TyeTaylor Your platitudes feel vaguely threatening lmao
Not surprised you struggled so much into killing anything since you played as Jake Paul
Actually Jumper was a pretty decent movie. I remember witching it few times and loving it.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kinda good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film jumper was actually kind of good
The 2009 film Jumper was actually stripped its best picture award at the Oscars, when Slumdog Millionaire paid the producers to make sure JUMPER DID NOT WIN.... 😭☝️
saitama run looks great, love the content
Bro, I am enjoying these videos quite a bit. Shame youtube didn't lead me to your videos sooner. Keep it up man, I can see you doing well at this. You are genuenly funny, and I think you would be entertaining no matter what game it is you play.
The 2009 film jumper was actually kinda good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seemed kinda harsh
the 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh
I miss this beautiful man playing this game
Hey... hey Tae... DLC laynched.. time to strap on the flogger and get to work
The 2009 film jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
dude, the family guy killed me
putting family guy clips for my adhd brain, i love it xD
I love jumper, such a underrated movie
This video has inspired me to crush monsters and put holes in walls but also watch the absolute masterpiece of cinema that the film Jumper is. We thank you for your valiant service sir
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good, with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh
That jump scare edit before maneater actually got me 😰😓
Jumper is a masterpiece
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh. And also the vanguard demon is back for a rematch and it was actually a pretty good time.. if a good time to you is getting constantly shoot off screen by enemies you can't kill because your arms are not 200 feet long to punch them in their stupid faces.
once again, the funniest narrator on youtube blesses my day
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kinda good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film jumper was actually kind of good, with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh
Fire, last Elden Ring upload I suggested this run. I don’t know if it’s coincidental or you seen the comment, either way I’m glad you uploaded a fist only on Demons Souls 🐐
The OG DBZ music is a nice touch
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
Yoooo is that mike tyson?!?!!??
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good, with a nuanced main character and really. Cool effects, and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh
11:11 min my soul left my body with that damn scream
Demons Souls remake looks drop dead gorgeous.
I wish I didn't need to buy an entire platform for it.
The Tye Jake Paul crossover we all have been dreaming of!!
Nice video Tye! I did not burn down several rural Armenian villages over the course of the summer of 1997
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and cool and special special effects, and 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
I thought about doing something like this, but instead I decided to do an Oscar run in DS1 lol
Demon souls with your commentary is incredible
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
That’s gotta be either Canelo Álvarez or Tank Davis, one or the other
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh. And also the vanguard demon is back for a rematch and it was actually a pretty good time if a good time to you is constantly getting shot off screen by enemies you can't kill because your arms are not 200 feet long to punch them in their stupid faces.
The 2009 film jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh
I had to rewind the flame lurker fight because it looked like you edited Danny Devito's head onto him.
he 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh and also the vanguard demon is back for a rematch it was actually a pretty good time if a good time to you getting constantly shot off screen by enemies you cant kill because your arms are not 200 feet long to punch them in their stupid faces and i actually don't have to kill him because he's technically not a boss because he has no boss health bar but i did this for you because i kind of like like you alot check this box if your like me too and the worst part about this fight is you cant even bait him over here to avoid getting shot because he refuses to move more than a few feet away from his original position even if i lay down a non conspicuous trail of skittles which are his favorite it once again takes a very long time but i got the job done and at this point i was very desperate to increase my damage in anyway possible and found out about a ring that increase ring that increases your damage by 50 but only if your health is lower than 30 so I immediately head out to go get that and take a voluntary trip to prison this time and unlike the last time I I'm not locked up for tax fraud so I just run around beating up a bunch of squilliams some crackhead chases me around begging for Souls I absolutely bust this man's jaw with the cleanest uppercut and then
I use this free punching bag that's just hang in here for anyone to practice on oh boy I sure do hope the ring I'm looking for is not right in front of that giant arrow throwing machine and with that I head back to the storm area where they summon a bunch of spooky ghosts covered in spooky ghost com and then I find some random ball dude hanging out in this room and his face is
just so damn disgusting when he talks
that I have to beat the absolute piss
out of him and getting to the next boss
was not an easy task because this is
another area where it's almost
impossible to run around the enemies
without fighting them and I'm getting
shot from this guy and after about 20
attempts I finally gather the strength
to get lucky enough for them both to
fall off and now I can safely run past
the rest of the enemies into this room
where another enemy is blocking the
stairs and then shoots me with a death
beam and I get a nice visit from the
skeletons I just ran past and these
dudes have an absolute ton of health so
fighting them is not an option so I just
have to awkwardly Shuffle around them
while saying oh let me just squeeze past
you here and since I have a deep hatred
for blind people because I think they're
faking it I take much pride in taking
out this next boss who happens to be
blind I hurt myself enough beforehand to
get the attack boost and spend the next
10 to 15 minutes slowly walking behind
this guy waiting for him to attack
nothing and then run up on him and punch
him right in his ankles you don't
actually have to wait for him to slam
his weapon first but the hitboxes are a
little janky and seem to work a little
bit better after he attacks and for some
reason he has a tiny chance of just
randomly spinning around and charging at
eel which only happened once but it
scared the absolute [ __ ] out of me after
I take him out I head back to roll my
way through a bunch of arrows and before
I can fight the next boss I find a
gentleman who tells me he's not doing
anything malicious and I do believe him
but unfortunately he is bald so I must
take him out of the gene pool with him
out of the way I can start the next boss
fight which was another tough one my
main issue is I was too stubborn to just
go in with a full health bar because I
wanted the damage boost and this boss
lays a bunch of invisible traps
everywhere that'll either kill me on
their own or stun me long enough to get
shot by one of the bosses it seems a lot
less likely that the traps are on the
side of the Arena so that's where I
stick to and your best bet is just to
find the main boss as fast as possible
and immediately start punching her in
the face because as soon as you do
damage to the main boss the other ones
will stop shooting at you and you can do
a nice chunk of damage the damage
boosting ring definitely helps and this
would have taken away longer without it
but I also died a few times because my
health was so low so I don't know if I
actually saved any time in the long run
after that I get kidnapped and taken to
Epstein's Island before I quickly escape
and head on over to the poop swamp area
and getting through here is a nightmare
because you could fall off the sides at
any minute so I have to kill mostly
everybody on the way and I find this old
lady who attempts to hustle me for some
grass for 2 000 souls and when I
politely decline her offer she says this
and I simply could not contain myself
and not even the ability of flight will
save you from my fists oh fell in the
poop swamp after that section I was able
to just run my way to the boss and this
was one where I had to balance being on
the brink of death the whole time while
I was constantly losing Health in order
to get the attack boost but once again
it was completely necessary because it
makes it go so much faster and he's not
even that hard you're just constantly
taking damage and if you stay behind him
he'll usually only do two or three moves
that are pretty easy to avoid then you
could just punch him in the spine and
roll away whenever he does his explosion
attack I was able to get through the
first 75 percent of the fight at low
Health but I got a little noisy because
I had a couple close calls and ended up
fully healing myself and yippee because
the next boss is right through the hole
in the wall but unfortunately I have to
get past her goon which was extremely
difficult at least that's what I would
say if I was a normal player that could
not Parry this man to death with ease
okay that was a lie I died about 20
times trying to Parry him to death and
the only reason I finally got past it is
because I realized if you punch him as
he's getting back up he'll almost always
do the exact same attack again because
if you don't he likes to run to the back
of the Arena into the blood swamp and if
you stand in that area for too long
it'll hurt you and he'll switch to a
two-handed stance and he now attacks
twice as fast and it's just not a good
time and once I was able to Parry him a
few times the game just could not handle
my skill and began to collapse in on
itself once I was finally able to make
it past him all you have to do to beat
the real boss is just talk to her and
she'll immediately disappear into the
ether never to be seen again just like
most of the girls I talk to in real life
now I could head back to the fire area
and you might not know that these Ledges
are made of solid butter which is why
you slip off of them so goddamn easily
it's like that is this saying real or is
it cake except now it's is the
structural Integrity of this mine shaft
made of wood or butter and the answer is
butter I make it to the flame lurker but
he's more like the lame flurker am I
right but no this bite was awful first
off there's lava everywhere and if you
step on it you take damage and second of
all he has a handful of AOE attacks and
if you're next to him as he jumps away
it'll just damage you no matter what so
fighting him at low Health was not an
option this time I eventually learned to
just pretend he has cooties and stay as
far away from him as possible and wait
for him to either slam his arms down or
attempt to leap at you and just roll
under him and get a few hits in I try to
go for his back legs because it seems to
stun lock him pretty easily but don't
get too greedy because like I said he
can jump away and just burn your buns at
any time this is also one of the few
bosses that actually gets harder and
harder as the fight goes on because by
the end of it he is literally constantly
chasing you down never giving you a
single second to breathe or heal and the
stress of it is causing me to go bald
and you all know how I feel about bald
people and this was definitely the
longest fight so far it easily took over
YOU DID NOT TELL ME WHERE IM SUPPOUSED TO END IT
music in the maneater fight sounds like minions
charatcher: taytlor swirft
bro jumper is a good movie for a small early 2000's company
I would like to see an headbutt only run, but I can’t bring myself to say Jumper was good
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh. IMO, at least.
I just wanted to say i really enjoy your videos and commentary. :)
gotta be jared leto
goddamn, u got my respect
Jumper is actually like one of my top 5 movies
The 2009 film jumper was actually kinda good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh
"And you all know how I feel about bald people"
*me being bald 😂😂😂
Sending Jake Paul to the prison of hope seems like the only appropriate punishment
The LTG speach 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
I would like a full VOD of these runs.
You made a call back to your DS3 fist only vid in this one didn’t you? When you were parrying Garl
Thank you for the family guy in the background of the phalanx fight my attention span is short
I hope that was a joke about one of the Paul brothers being the greatest boxer of our generation lol
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kinda good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on rotten tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good, with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects, and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.
The 2009 film Jumper was actually kind of good with a nuanced main character and really cool special effects and the 15% on Rotten Tomatoes seems just a little harsh.