Your Barbarian Bodyguard Keeps You Warm At Night [Older Man] [Deep Voice] [Protective] [M4F]

[@BluestormsSong]

I love it when I get to be the fun-sized bundle of mischief. 😊

[@bt1196]

I NEED this.. there's a creep at my workplace that won't leave me alone, I want to feel protected like this someday..❤

[@BluestormsSong]

You know, ghost pepper sauce is so readily available these days, and spray bottles come in pocket sizes. 😈

[@bt1196]

@BluestormsSong I have one and a taser with me, I've told the staff about him, and they got my back now, always on high alert with him and using a buddy system whenever I need. ☺️

[@iiHoneyyy]

i love being short. so many perks. ^^

[@CrazyGurl88]

Ikr 😁

[@rimoishere564]

I can't relate, being quite tall.

[@iiHoneyyy]

@@rimoishere564 it's okay. being tall also has many perks!!!

[@amira.slayed]

BOOM SHACALACAA😝

[@raethefae2653]

The hearty laugh followed by a deadpan "I don't get it" absolutely ended me. Thanks for the quzlity audio!!

[@avaisabee]

Older men make my brain go bur

[@midnightwolf7131]

YESSS I'M SO HAPPY THIS GOT A PART 2! ❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉 I clicked so fast

[@noa40a]

I really like these shorts stories❤

[@Meipmeep]

I’m currently doing a goblin thanksgiving rpg with my kids. We have a dice advent calendars and they have only what each day gives them. They did their stats with a die10. They have to make a thanksgiving dinner for a human.

[@Little_Duckling18]

Oooo~ ducky likey 😍

[@TikiGrlll]

❤ I luv this series. Shor and Gobbo Girl are so🔥-- Chef's Kiss❤

[@BabyPinkASMR]

Abs =v=

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

how i want guys to talk to me because i'm shorter than them /jk

[@lexi869]

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