I Stabbed These Idiots 1000 Times Before They Could Blink

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  • @kaldogorath
    @kaldogorath 18 днів тому +104

    DF: I'm not doing enough damage
    Also DF: Constantly avoids picking the damage upgrades

    • @duhhnai
      @duhhnai 16 днів тому +2

      ignores the really good scaling option of 3% per wave too

    • @Shadow-zw8ry
      @Shadow-zw8ry 3 дні тому

      And the mirror one that could have been 6%

  • @FarisO7
    @FarisO7 18 днів тому +228

    Hey DF, there is a character called the baby, and do you know what it can do? Hold 24 weapons

    • @SkyBurst365
      @SkyBurst365 18 днів тому +16

      I can’t even imagine the build DF could make

    • @saltskull
      @saltskull 18 днів тому +12

      He won’t read this.. it’s to long

    • @FarisO7
      @FarisO7 18 днів тому +4

      @@SkyBurst365 most likely 24 RPG 😆

    • @FarisO7
      @FarisO7 18 днів тому +9

      @@saltskull there is the number 24 and the word weapons, I’m sure he can figure it out lol

    • @someonecommentingonthisvideo
      @someonecommentingonthisvideo 17 днів тому

      its a really underrated character

  • @Depresso-xr5yc
    @Depresso-xr5yc 18 днів тому +42

    BEAT THE GAME AS JACK. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE. It rewards you with a giants belt. It does the same thing as the Greek fire but with crits. It is one of the best damage dealers in the game

  • @SuperSmashBrosPr0
    @SuperSmashBrosPr0 16 днів тому +2

    4:40. Does the shuriken say its both precise AND melee scaling?!
    PERFECT for this character!

  • @FaceParrot
    @FaceParrot 18 днів тому +23

    Everyone must become addicted
    When you upgrade your upgrades to upgrade upgrades
    When you get swarmed by 637,478,715 enemies at once

  • @HoneyBeeGtag
    @HoneyBeeGtag 17 днів тому +13

    Him removing the ghost shiv and not the smg doing 4000 damage per round killed me 😭😭

    • @joekyu2517
      @joekyu2517 17 днів тому +11

      The smg didnt do much damage itself, but dealing ranged damage to stuff increases the damage they take by 300% because of the character he picked

    • @HoneyBeeGtag
      @HoneyBeeGtag 16 днів тому

      @@joekyu2517 didn’t fully read the character’s stats, I assumed it was for the knock-back being more useful

  • @huginnandmuninn4865
    @huginnandmuninn4865 18 днів тому +18

    Bro as committed to become a brotato channel

    • @norkmork9955
      @norkmork9955 17 днів тому

      heck yeah

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 17 днів тому +1

      I only found out about Brotato because of this channel and I actually just downloaded it recently! Although apparently the phone app updates at a different rate than the PC one he plays.

  • @theoneandonly9094
    @theoneandonly9094 18 днів тому +17

    This game never gets old

  • @Lil_Puppy
    @Lil_Puppy 17 днів тому +4

    Melee attack speed is handicapped by Range. Melee weapons have to complete their animation sequence before they can attack again, range makes that animation take longer.

  • @Strawberry-IwasIcuddlecats
    @Strawberry-IwasIcuddlecats 18 днів тому

    Brotato is so fun to watch you play. DF thank you for all the laughs!!

  • @XJJGGMM
    @XJJGGMM 18 днів тому +3

    oh this might be the closest character to one of DF's most famous sayings "Get in the boat". XD

  • @The_ChaosBinger
    @The_ChaosBinger 17 днів тому +6

    the reason why the harpoon doess that is because they expected you to have a giant melee shredder of doom and a harpoon to bring stuff in thats too far away

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 17 днів тому +1

      It sounds like Diver is supposed to be more melee because he starts with less ranged damage anyway and the harpoon pulls them in🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @The_ChaosBinger
      @The_ChaosBinger 15 днів тому

      @@fuzzyotterpaws4395 thats what i meant

  • @Sir.hydraxis
    @Sir.hydraxis 18 днів тому +2

    I love how I started playing Undermine and Brotato before I started watching you. Especially since now I can watch more gameplay on my some of my favorite games.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 17 днів тому +1

      I only found out about Brotato because of this channel and I actually just downloaded it recently! Although apparently the phone app updates at a different rate than the PC one he plays.

  • @dantecarrows
    @dantecarrows 18 днів тому +3

    Ahyes, more of the fine content.

  • @Unknown26411
    @Unknown26411 17 днів тому +1

    1:40 why not the discount first?

  • @adamant4107
    @adamant4107 18 днів тому +5

    There's "Esty's Couch", "Grind's Magical Leaf", "SIFD's Relic", "Retromation's Hoodie"...
    *When are we getting a DF Relic???*
    I wonder what it should be?🤔

    • @NathanJensen-q5l
      @NathanJensen-q5l 18 днів тому +1

      When you increase anything, everything else gets upgraded

    • @stuartrawnsley6689
      @stuartrawnsley6689 18 днів тому

      There is an item called "Dangerous bunny"

    • @The_ChaosBinger
      @The_ChaosBinger 17 днів тому +1

      DF's chaos
      adds 5% to a random stat upon starting a wave,only for that wave. (it picks again for the next)
      the percentage increases by 1% per wave completed (5%-6%)
      for every additional 5%,it can be added again

  • @Gramald
    @Gramald 17 днів тому

    RNG GODS with you on that run!

  • @thebugshaker3504
    @thebugshaker3504 18 днів тому +12

    Diver wit no harpoon gun

  • @Clazfanatic
    @Clazfanatic 16 днів тому +1

    “We might have to play it cautious” Is this an alternate universe or something?

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
    @fuzzyotterpaws4395 17 днів тому +1

    It sounds like Diver is supposed to be more melee because he starts with less ranged damage anyway and the harpoon pulls them in🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
    @fuzzyotterpaws4395 17 днів тому +1

    I only found out about Brotato because of this channel and I actually just downloaded it recently! Although apparently the phone app updates at a different rate than the PC one he plays.

  • @AngelicEternity92
    @AngelicEternity92 14 днів тому

    The hooks get forgotten so often and so quickly by you lol...

  • @primalchaos7823
    @primalchaos7823 15 днів тому

    DF: "whats a triple A game? 🤔"

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
    @fuzzyotterpaws4395 17 днів тому +1

    22:40 I thought he was going to get rhe sausage since he got the fire buff and wanted to burn enemies eventually, but I know in this game you can sometimes forget what you have or want anyway 😂

  • @XxWoodStockPlaysZzxX
    @XxWoodStockPlaysZzxX 18 днів тому

    First time commenting keep up the good work! I enjoy watching your videos!

  • @fernandoledezma8747
    @fernandoledezma8747 18 днів тому

    Love your videos DF ❤
    Could You Play balatro man?

  • @internet_introvert
    @internet_introvert 18 днів тому +3

    You ever consider narrating audiobooks? You've got the perfect voice for it.
    Plus your additional commentary would spice up drier works.

  • @SvenicusGermainus
    @SvenicusGermainus 14 днів тому +1

    Wouldn't having less range with a melee build be better? You wouldn't swing as far but you would swing faster. Maybe I'm mistaken though.

  • @c-j..
    @c-j.. 18 днів тому

    Did the shark boss not spawn as well on wave 20? Or is it only 1 boss pre danger 5? Also buys greek fire then gets no sacreds. Could be doing a lot more damage with a tier 1 item.

  • @KingClown365
    @KingClown365 18 днів тому

    Honey DF posted!!

  • @skeptical_penguin
    @skeptical_penguin 18 днів тому +1

    Higher range makes melee weapons attack slower, is range still worth increasing for this kind of build?

  • @lordfrostdraken
    @lordfrostdraken 17 днів тому +1

    Its simple, I see brotato, I click on video

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
    @fuzzyotterpaws4395 17 днів тому +1

    How does DF get all these characters that aren't available on the app? I thought they'd be the same version especially because it got updated recently

    • @norkmork9955
      @norkmork9955 16 днів тому

      mobile apps pretty much always lag behind PC

  • @ManJunk7
    @ManJunk7 18 днів тому +2

    Why all the zoom in? You couldn't even see your character when the editor did that.

  • @amarukud1013
    @amarukud1013 17 днів тому

    This is one of my favourite channels becus I get like 2 to 4 ads evry 6 videos

  • @Dub_Gaming1
    @Dub_Gaming1 17 днів тому

    use baby, it holds 24 weapons

  • @masterofthepinkside
    @masterofthepinkside 17 днів тому

    df still misses that piggybank mostly just means you don't spend your money and therefore earn less by a larger margin that the bonus money... also that its unique.... and that inflation hugely reduces its value anyway

  • @JFTshaormer
    @JFTshaormer 17 днів тому

    is the ''curse'' a mod because i don't have it

  • @norkmork9955
    @norkmork9955 17 днів тому

    Would love to see you do a proper melee run (no range!), lots of armour and dodge, walk straight through the hordes :D

  • @thegamingdeath123
    @thegamingdeath123 18 днів тому +1

    Over one hour gang 😅

  • @kaldogorath
    @kaldogorath 18 днів тому

    Hello peeps, just a question. If you have the fish hook, does it add MORE curse to something that is cursed if it stays locked?

    • @Farmehsutehcals
      @Farmehsutehcals 18 днів тому

      @@kaldogorath im pretty sure you would have to reroll

    • @That-_-Guy
      @That-_-Guy 16 днів тому

      no, you cant re curse something that’s already cursed

  • @vello0721
    @vello0721 18 днів тому +4

    That was a lie

    • @FarisO7
      @FarisO7 18 днів тому

      Don’t worry, he’ll change the title soon enough 😂

    • @Ssimpleperson
      @Ssimpleperson 18 днів тому

      @@FarisO7 He sure did

    • @TarellHudson
      @TarellHudson 18 днів тому

      What was the title previously?

    • @Ssimpleperson
      @Ssimpleperson 18 днів тому

      @@TarellHudson "I killed 600 million something idiots before they could blink". It was something like this

  • @tokiken6113
    @tokiken6113 17 днів тому

    Would you play binding of Isaac again?

  • @omarolivas1575
    @omarolivas1575 17 днів тому +1

    It hurt to watch him discard the double vigilante ring instead of cursing it

  • @justaguywhosasigmaforfun3752
    @justaguywhosasigmaforfun3752 18 днів тому

    Yea im sleeping to this

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 18 днів тому

    Hi DF.

  • @Cryptonitebandit
    @Cryptonitebandit 16 днів тому

    Where are they getting these characters! Are they not on mobile? They aren't are they...

  • @bensoncheung2801
    @bensoncheung2801 17 днів тому

    🔥

  • @johnnysmith5923
    @johnnysmith5923 17 днів тому

    He always takes Greek Fire, but never takes the Scared Sausage 😂😅

  • @ghostzphantom7679
    @ghostzphantom7679 18 днів тому

    YAYYYYY MORE DF

  • @oofman073
    @oofman073 18 днів тому +1

    Hii

  • @shreenesh-q6y
    @shreenesh-q6y 18 днів тому +1

    less than 10 minute gang

  • @Bluewave10146
    @Bluewave10146 13 днів тому

    try mod luck blocks, its you like mod

  • @SuperlexPlays
    @SuperlexPlays 18 днів тому +2

    Who's here before the BOTS?
    Thanks for 80k subs 🍆💚

  • @Ann_Tokyo
    @Ann_Tokyo 18 днів тому

    34 seconds ago is crazy

  • @LegendMax52
    @LegendMax52 18 днів тому +1

    w vid (i watched it real)

  • @AndrewNewberry-z5j
    @AndrewNewberry-z5j 18 днів тому

    Day 5 of asking DF to play antimatter dimensions

  • @marcovarrone2040
    @marcovarrone2040 18 днів тому

    Nice vid

  • @Bungal0wO
    @Bungal0wO 17 днів тому

    DF got me into Brotato
    Nobody can get me out of it.
    He's holding me hostage in his pantry and forcing me to watch him grow in there please help my address is--

  • @rocketman08
    @rocketman08 18 днів тому

    Now hold on DF, did they at least receive medical attention?

  • @FelixMainwaring
    @FelixMainwaring 18 днів тому

    W vid

  • @nighthawk9134
    @nighthawk9134 16 днів тому

    Not a fan of the random zooming on the video, just a simple playthrough would be nice

  • @vello0721
    @vello0721 18 днів тому

    I love you

  • @Idontnowwhattoput
    @Idontnowwhattoput 18 днів тому

    hi

  • @c-j..
    @c-j.. 18 днів тому

    I wonder if he knows melee damage does nothing if you don't put raw damage in as well. I finally beat this game in abyss, and crash both danger 5. I didn't know the damage thing until like 6 characters in.

  • @MadiTheGhost
    @MadiTheGhost 18 днів тому

    🗿

  • @Farmehsutehcals
    @Farmehsutehcals 18 днів тому +1

    1000 materials is the max for piggy bank unless you use mods so anything above that does not generate more materials. So maintain 1000 materials and you will get the full interest from piggy bank

    • @stock_movie1875
      @stock_movie1875 18 днів тому

      When did they change that. Cause it usually just spirals

    • @villekoskinen8810
      @villekoskinen8810 18 днів тому

      this is completely untrue, i just tried it out

    • @Farmehsutehcals
      @Farmehsutehcals 17 днів тому

      Its been like that since ive played maybe its different on the computer or after the abyssal terrors. I play on console

    • @stock_movie1875
      @stock_movie1875 17 днів тому

      @@Farmehsutehcals I've played since it was released and on all platforms. It's still spiraling

    • @Farmehsutehcals
      @Farmehsutehcals 17 днів тому

      Played it on the phone and tried it on multiple different runs and didnt recieve anymore materials played it on the xbox as well multiple runs with the same result

  • @KainYusanagi
    @KainYusanagi 17 днів тому

    Watching the number of times he skipped the Scared Sausage which inflicts burns hurts...

  • @cabellism
    @cabellism 17 днів тому

    dam

  • @ayangtofu.3025
    @ayangtofu.3025 18 днів тому

    2min ago. yea

  • @logenetherington9563
    @logenetherington9563 17 днів тому

    Day 5 asking Df to play the tower

  • @jonaldpamisa9032
    @jonaldpamisa9032 18 днів тому

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @swickens930
    @swickens930 17 днів тому

    Please upgrade your SMG

  • @LMAOLOLLMFAO
    @LMAOLOLLMFAO 18 днів тому +1

    Spaghetti

  • @shangingcluedonh2479
    @shangingcluedonh2479 18 днів тому

    Pog

  • @jamesamore407
    @jamesamore407 18 днів тому

    Early gang 😎

  • @silagyiz
    @silagyiz 18 днів тому

    live laugh love df

  • @iffyspark7417
    @iffyspark7417 18 днів тому

    4th

  • @vello0721
    @vello0721 18 днів тому

    208th viewer♡

  • @karmabyforce1
    @karmabyforce1 17 днів тому

    I know your dangerously funny and your shtick is being "dumb" but running around with a teir 1 sub machine gun in round 21 with -101 range damage and the gun itself only doing 3,485 damage during the wave when all of your other weapons are doing 40k plus. Is extra stupid even for you

  • @williamyuei1534
    @williamyuei1534 18 днів тому

    1st

  • @jeremiahstaggs8876
    @jeremiahstaggs8876 18 днів тому

    Extremely early

  • @Dee-y2h
    @Dee-y2h 18 днів тому

    Top 10 59 sec

  • @kennycarter5682
    @kennycarter5682 18 днів тому

    df refuses to have hour long vids.. so he likely suicided off camera

  • @SleepyKill
    @SleepyKill 18 днів тому +1

    hi

  • @paranapanda8985
    @paranapanda8985 17 днів тому

    I love you