Albert: “Do you think I’m hot? Hotter than your girlfriend in real life? Please say yes.” Kaden: “Um, she’s next to me, man.” Albert: “Say it, but in code.”
*Cart riders: Want to have a nice day* *Flamingo: I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career* (sorry for the mistake, yes I read the replies) OMG, SO MANY LIKES YOU’RE THE BEST
Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see Copy and paste this so albert can see credit:Domenico Florentino
little fun fact about the carts in these games: if you derail the cart and turn on shift lock and turn your camera around you can steer the cart (only works in some variations of the carts though)
I just want to say that I’m happy that Albert makes videos cause when I’m feeling bad or bored or have a stomach ache I watch you and I feel better thank you Albert
I love how whenever kaden is playing with albert, albert always blames kaden for everything lol Edit:I completely forgot about this comment thanks for replies and likes this is my best comment
Video idea: Make a cart ride like “Cart Ride into Epic Portal”. Then the closer to the end you get, the scarier it gets. Stop people with admin to hide the secret. At the end, have scary jumpscares and creepy pictures along the way. Pls like so Albert see (He’ll never check this video again tho)
Why are all people on flamingo so salty just because their comment didn’t get a like or two? I mean it was more like ‘for real tho’. Not everything you see on the internet is supposed to be funny, yknow.
Albert is another type of human.... he a species that has existed in secret for thousandssss of years, FELIPE! Habitat consists of.....Roblox, Minecraft and Amoung us. behaviors: bullying, trolling, and making you laugh till you pee your pants, introducing felipe.
Noob player : Its a good day today! ill go cart riding ! :D Albert : *joins noob player's game* Albert *ruins his day* Noob player : STOP!!! Albert : get noob
Kaden: I think i wa-
albert: *PLÆAAAAEEEEEEAAÂÄÅYYYYŸ*
XD
Fun fact Albert was born on his birthday
No way dude...
Omg
Omg!!!! Best fact ever
Wow
bot idiotic crap
a salute to rabbit 🐰 girl
RABBIT GIRL YAAASSS QUEEENN
Lol
YAAAAAASSS
Rabbit girl? More like... uh... RABID girl!!! -fake albert laugh-
rabbit girl
ah how life was so great in 2019 brings a tear to my eye to see Roblox actually being fun
Up
It still is???
literallyyyy
Albert: “Do you think I’m hot? Hotter than your girlfriend in real life? Please say yes.”
Kaden: “Um, she’s next to me, man.”
Albert: “Say it, but in code.”
Morse code
######
### ##### ###### #### ###
jjjj
._-... ,'-..
Albert and Kaden are like two 6 year olds that are best friends 😂😂
True as heck
but albert be a r i c h 6 year old
I’m six year old lol😂
They both funny people:-)
So true buster
Smile if u been watching Albert over a year 😋😀
Nadeem Khan I’ve been watching for a few months and it’s hard to find a vid I haven’t watched
😃
3 years and i haven’t stopped
😀😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😀
Yes
14:45 “I just spilt honey mustard, HONEY MUSTARD!”
-Albert
YEAH
Eating a burger with no honey mustard
Eating a burger with no honey mustard
Eating a burger with no honey mustard
Eat no burger with no honey mustard.
2:12 when you get your driver's license card
Epicly chill
So true😂😂
epic chilly
Epic chill 😎
wait that's, illegal
Me: Siri, what's the best way to break my toilet?
Siri: *_SeriousPoopDamage_*
hi taco HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
@@macroperson9116 AHHAGAGAHHAGAHHAHHAHAGAGAHAGAGAAKDKUEKDNDNDD
hi taco lol
Do you mean SIRIousPoopDamage?
lol XD
Albert: “Omg i just killed a man..”
Me: *“isn’t that your goal in most of your videos?”*
no it not big stink shoes
R O U X
Most of the time yes but others no
@@zibahdi2790 ur not alberto
That is mrflimflams goal
you're the reason my humor is broken
Same
yup
4:31 when you shove an apple into the doctors face
zuzukittygirl566 IT DOESNT WORK
Lolll
Lol
Lmao
I wonder what happened between you and your doctor after this comment.
It’s nice to see Albert enjoying him self even if the subject that brings him joy is human suffering
Hehe 69
@@jodievaga4509 heh
😂 that’s his life enjoying people suffering
Freak UA-cam sucks when you want to say something it says like something else
It’s nice because he’s an actual UA-camr,and doesn’t act these out,he actually enjoys this
*Cart riders: Want to have a nice day*
*Flamingo: I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career*
(sorry for the mistake, yes I read the replies)
OMG, SO MANY LIKES
YOU’RE THE BEST
*y e s*
You say cart riders but say man as if it's only one...
Cart riders: *say sike right mow*
*me causally seeing the cart riders suffer* 0-0
You mean Albert
Man I love flamingos old vids like this just 2 best buds having fun and terrorizing children in a kids game
innocent cart rider: Yay this is so fun i cant wait till i get to the end!
albert: No
jeb_
Be quit noob
WOW Taser ZZ what was the point of saying that
@@wowtaser4473 no dont talk to me
sorry no
perfectpartners jaja.
Kaden: Ooo dude lucky you...
Albert: *smile.*
3:44
Yes
Hi
Players: I'm in the games cart vroom vroom
Flamingo: gEt oUt mE cArT
Lol
N O
I see your a person of culture as well
@Victor Lee scam
@Victor Lee *No*
I like how Kaden was trying to explain to Albert that he killed them, but at the same time he didn't, and Albert was truly confused
he was bamboozled
Noob Player: *rides cart peacefully*
Albert: *joins game* “Ima about to ruin this whole noob’s career.”
not funny didnt laugh.
iver-a good for u
iver-a you must be fun at parties aren’t ya?
Questionable Topics that’s a hard question
Instead of career it should've been day
Cart Riders: *Exists*
Albert: *Not Today M'lady*
yes.
*GeT nOoB* **le epicly dies**
buster*
YES
yes queen
rabbit girl:Im so happy to get almost half way!
Albert: *N O*
rabbit girl:😡😡😡😡😡😡
{ S i l e n t M e l o n } rabbit girl as in spring Bonnie right
@@batvaleska 16:50
R A B B I T G U R L REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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@@iamtherealikonikandidoscen4737 *Y e s*
When Albert and Kaden are together it's always chaotic. Every time I watch them I laugh uncontrollably.
To the new viewers of Flamingo. Remember the three d's
*Diarrhea
*Death
and..
*Don't touch my tail
100,000 subs with no videos? Go to hell
100,000 subs with no videos? LIES U NO HAVE 10,000 SUBS
Edu_zin ass
@@tretro12 Alright, beggar.
Yes
"Uh uhhhh"
Ad: "perfect skincare... be beautiful"
Me: oooooooook.........
That happened to me too
xD
sAmE
literally anyone who watches youtube with the ads
I got an apple arcade ad ._.
Your mom: How was school today? you: 5:54
LMAO
😂
Lol
Lol
Dude how does that fit so well
Albert: *kisS mE💄🤩*
Kayden: *does opposite*
7:05 just walking the dog. my fav part xD
7:18 C:
0:38 when life gives you lemons
lol
u throw them out the window
XD
Imao
You make lemonade
16:37 me
when my siblings eat all the food in the fridge:
Same
same :)
16:37 me when i accidentaly step on a rock (that never happened)
16:35 set the playback speed to 0.25 and hear the true wrath of flamingo
LOL
16:37 this is the moment I realized albert was going to scream
Ten photos taken before disaster
I watched this part before I saw this comment, and because I watch Albert a lot, I just knew he was gonna scream.
•Perfect Pancakes ROBLOX• same except it wasn’t a jumpscare for me
Lol
If you tap this reapiteadly he is just breathing
Albert: Let's try to get to the end this time.
Kaden: Yeah.
Rocket Launcher: *i'm about to end this man's whole career*
Lmao
flam go says stop but KaDeN SAYS I DIED
lmao
Lol
*ends career*HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?AFTER YOU ABUSED THE WHOLE GAME AND THE PEOPLE IN IT.
Everyone's laugh: *is normal*
Alberts laugh: *aggressive sucking in air*
My laugh: litterely spitting my organs out
@Cameron Horton Ah yes Damien
I have the same mf laugh and everyone mocks me when i laugh, when im sad they say "Why do you never laugh?" Wow. Just pure wow.
@@yesla4512 I have a funny laugh but nothing is funny so. I just never laugh ins chool just from jokes from Tiktak
Cameron Horton
Ah, we have the same taste
Just imagine kaden snapping back at Flamingo. That would be too much.
that would be horrific
12:50 XD I LAUGHED SO HARD
XD
YEAH
Okay
Me to!
Me too
Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
Copy and paste this so albert can see credit:Domenico Florentino
@Aydin Rahman bfcgb dgtndfnxgnfxgndgdngndtgeth
Thats a great idea!シ☀︎︎
This. Video. Is. A. Year. Old.
This video Big old Big
BIG BRAIN IM PROUD
The pure joy in Alberts face when he tortures noobs is terrifying
IKR
IKR
Damn
Ikr
Damn
little fun fact about the carts in these games: if you derail the cart and turn on shift lock and turn your camera around you can steer the cart (only works in some variations of the carts though)
0:03 spongebob really been enjoying some sweet wholesome thermonuclear radiation
XD
LOLOLOLOLOL9L
lmao
That's beastboy
Sans the lazy boi lol, You do realize it’s a joke, right?
*Cart Riders: This is my favourite game!*
*Albert: hold my roux.*
roux*
@@GoogasSpaghetti Bester?
@@koronicking949 yes
*YeS rOuX*
robux
"I JUST SPILLED HONEY MUSTARD"
Honey mustard??
ok ok...
@zeeker plays off
honey: sticky
mustard: white
o.o
I just want to say that I’m happy that Albert makes videos cause when I’m feeling bad or bored or have a stomach ache I watch you and I feel better thank you Albert
Grammarly be like when they see this: I KNOW THATS A SMALL TYPO BUT THE WORD IS SPELLED " BORED " BUD
@@nhopkins9040 i know how to spell bored my phone just changes the words
bro i dont think albert is gonna care about this comment not to be mean
Are you that patheic?
the 3 main emotions , feeling bad , bored and having a stomach ache
“I just spilt Honey Mustard. HONEY MUSTARD.”
-Albert August of 2019
(14:35)
u mean 14:44 rite?
I didn’t find the exact time so I put a time close to it
@@ancomoverheaven5307 14:44
Whenever I get honey mustard from bojangles, that always happens to me :c AND IN THE CAR TOO! :C
Dark Hunter The God 14:45
6:51 "Now we go THIS way" *falls out of world*
Zoe Towner I didn’t mean tooo 😂
Lol broooo
Kirsten in the other room while Albert is filming:👁👄👁
👁👄👄👁
👄👁👄
👁👄👁
what the-
👁👄👁
It’s so crazy that the fact 4 years ago was 2019
it's insane honestly
i didnt realise like 3 years have passed since i first started watching this guy
5 years :)
Realize*
@@Askullazz You don’t get it he started watching him 3 years ago
@@Askullazz You do realize that his first video was 4 years ago so .-.
@@Askullazz his first vid was in 2017 when he did what is flamingo
Me: starts computer
Computer when it starts: 16:38
Amazing
So you computer says "Chobani flip,super naturally good"?? Do I have that right??
Di Feok
Hhhhhhh
Keep on clicking it it’s a song
K0be •• maybe it was Alberta signature scream but u got close enough
12:50 me when my teacher assigns me more work then I already have
BRUH
@@amarmalik1145 Bruh indeed my homeboy.
Lol
Kaden is like a human with the soul of a golden retriever, he’s very loyal.
Peace: *exists*
Albert: *Sorry, your request isn’t appropriate here.*
.-.
??????
You make no sense
@@mayahernandez7249 no u
@@mayahernandez7249get older then you will be able to understand jokes
Rabbit girl:what a lovely day on this cart ride
Flamingo:💣 *EXPLOSION* 💣
rabbit girl:time to delete roblox
Albert and Kaden’s friendship makes my heart so happy bro omg :’) 8:26
Fun fact: Albert’s birthday is Friday the 13th
That explains a lot
Albert: Noob: a new player not someone that killed you. Albert in different videos: NOOB YOU KILLED ME
Lmao 😂😂😂
Me:*farts*
Albert who bullies me:STOP HOTTT BABE!
@@emmanuelscripts7830 YAS queen
You don’t know how to do this
See what you can’t do xD
Yes
Yes
Sniff.
sniff.
Sniff.
That was good communication, albert.
Butterfly Honey lol I am seeing this it 2020 to
YES
Butterfly Honey lol
Milliexroblox M me to
Milliexroblox M that worse time persons are lighting stuff of fire
When u watch alberts videos
3:08
Robert K ffcfffcf
Yes big up
Oh okay go!
I remember when Albert was the shy boy about the facecam! Look at him all grows up two years later.
16:36 Me when I stub my toe
SAME!
AAAAAAAA
TheJackPotGoldYT No copied
Thx for over 40 likes
I think im more like: * *Deeeeep inhale* * 16:36
A lovely poem by kaden
“The way that the wind gently blows up my nose”
Right
Left
Not poem quote
Up
@@adiamondsword8392 down
Someone who literally just joined Roblox: woah what a cool game!
Albert: I’m bout to end this mans whole career
What the heck
I love that everytime kaden and Albert try to do it Ferrell kaden messes it up
5:52 it took me a while to realize hes not tapping anything on his table
I just noticed that lol
No
Malinalovespuppysquad :D are u stupid
Yeah me too
Wow
0:00 OLD KAYDEN ROOK!!
remember when shrek became friends with albert? *good times 🤧🤧*
Yeah
Yes
😡😡😡
🤧yes
The part at around 2:12, when you sent that guys cart away and then he crashed into kadens cart. That was hilarious it made me laugh so hard! XD
I love how whenever kaden is playing with albert, albert always blames kaden for everything lol
Edit:I completely forgot about this comment thanks for replies and likes this is my best comment
XD
@@Ookjafe you sure
@@sandrahernandezmaciel1839 Stop.
😆XD
SAME XD
12:50 I almost had an asthma attack laughing at this
Jk
You know...after almost 2 years, I just realized Kaden's alt: SeriousPoopDamage
bro thats dope
Lol
LMFAO
LOL
Imao
Albert:MOVE NOOB
His shirt: Noob: A new player not someone who killed you
FLAMINGO REALM THREE CAME OUT U NEED TO PLAY NOW like this so he can see it
he wont see it
Read my username
100,000 subs with no videos? Your username is a lie
Matthew Burns thx for letting me know I want to get into that asap
when I search it up I cant find it
2:13 killed me 😂 💀
Lyric Perry you good bro? Or ya died with your bro on the trampoline?
@@eliethchua4078 boioyong
Same 😂
Elieth chua ??? noisy person
Kaiden after being fired for the 25th time: 12:50
ITS KADEN
That's him when he is heart broken my Albert lmao
Hard Ahmet is kaden
Don’t forget 16:37
Playful Pengu .
5:53 *fart intensifies* “I had diarrhea 3 times today”
Nice to know 😅
Alberts avatar is a cute little flamingo and in his videos is *DEATH* and diarrhea. Keep being you lol.
actually lie big hater big lie his thumbnails are gool fool but shoel and the flamgo is beating Albert sin out so he’s like the video if u pee
Or is it a joke
@@ekusproshon7886 *is it me or is tom and Jerry becoming a show for adults*
Alyssa Henderson stop scammin
Rabbit Girl
Dude albert your scream when I was sleeping gave me a heart attack .
Show when you're alone: *"Flamingo"*
Show when mom walks in: *"AlbertsStuff"*
wym?
@@mxllard Flamingo is no cursing but AlbertsStuff is cursing
@@mxllard W-how do you not know ._.
@@mxllard
If you search up his old channel Albertsstuff, you can see that he cursed a lot in his videos
Albertsstuff swears and flamingo does not
kaden is like the bullys nice freind who dosent want to hurt other people but doesnt want to hurt people too
Albert actually never fails at making me laugh
SAME
SUPER SAME
Samə
Same
not same
a noob is a new player better than you, not someone who EPICLY killed you
-ME
Now thats edgy
*subtitle text here*
This reminds me of a free t-shirt that roblox made . Hmmmm
@@jigglyandfriendstheseries3769 2:03
@@jigglyandfriendstheseries3769 i think roblox deleted it once and it got reuploaded
Except you didn’t make that quote, you just added the word “Epicly”
12:50 that sounds like a giant Cleetus stomping on people
GRRRR GRRRRRRRRRR 😠
*XD*
XD
My god! XD
lol
DISLIKE IDIOT Edit don’t do it it’s super funny 😄
Just know, every noob that has the Goldrow accessory now has a free limited.
I love your voice acting in the new popular roblox Power Simulator game! You make the villain extremely funny! Great work!
@@detectivewoosher oh god call fbi we need backup
SAD TIME o
FBI OPEN UP
when where why???
Birdemin they just got video footage from his videos..
Lol look at the left, middle side of the screen.
5:00
Mikayla M what is it
Because I think I know
I dont see it
XD its gary xD
ASS/Fun
0:15 Kaiden was poised by Felipe
0:15 I love how the mouse is picking his nose
Lol
I was 4 years old when you made this video 3 years later I watched this
Video idea: Make a cart ride like “Cart Ride into Epic Portal”. Then the closer to the end you get, the scarier it gets. Stop people with admin to hide the secret. At the end, have scary jumpscares and creepy pictures along the way. Pls like so Albert see (He’ll never check this video again tho)
Hi
@Agustín Gonzalez Valenzuela no
@Agustín Gonzalez Valenzuela he didnt "noob"
@Agustín Gonzalez Valenzuela No need to be so toxic jeez
@Agustín Gonzalez Valenzuela who’s a noob is you
12:44 when a poop is on ur wind sheild
Poop = humor
@@whooshifgay9833 poop=immaturity
Weee
Me: teeheedxanddfd hahahaha
Shield*
i feel like kaden is being held by gun point in this video
albrt: " where did that portal come from? "
the gun: * is called blackhole *
" Black Hole Gun" Huh, man was on since 2008 and still doesnt know some of the gears :/
Another title for this video
AREA 51 GUARDS VS MY SCREAMS
yes
Why are all people on flamingo so salty just because their comment didn’t get a like or two? I mean it was more like ‘for real tho’. Not everything you see on the internet is supposed to be funny, yknow.
What is Area 51?!
Milly Gonsau true
Devin Pereira OML IT WASNT A LAUgh jokE
Came here early because I miss flamigos shout! I hope you guyz miss me too! lol
Albert is another type of human.... he a species that has existed in secret for thousandssss of years, FELIPE! Habitat consists of.....Roblox, Minecraft and Amoung us. behaviors: bullying, trolling, and making you laugh till you pee your pants, introducing felipe.
12:50 is what it sounds like when i rage over a game
XDDD
Ashlyn Maxwell, Lol.
Well now 17
11:23 me: stays up all night for 5 days
9:38
The difference between Albert and Kaden:
Albert: I hate him!
Kaden: This poor man...
(Btw they said this at the same time)
Lol
Hope Hope they dident.....
they didnt say it at the same time
Noob player : Its a good day today! ill go cart riding ! :D
Albert : *joins noob player's game*
Albert *ruins his day*
Noob player : STOP!!!
Albert : get noob
*y e s*
stop being stink hater BIG BRAIN and then let me alone again and tell me wat 😯 was an epic victory royale
@@nahthisdontexist no one is a hater here?
*get new player*
Zalzone are u high?
"Make sure to leave a rabbitgirl in the comments rabbitgirl. Yezzz queen."
- Albert, 08/04/2019.
Roblox: Exists
Albert: I’m gonna end this mans whole career.