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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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    Starring ‪@tanjareen‬ ‪@justambermonique9563‬
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 745

  • @v.w.1000
    @v.w.1000 Рік тому +163

    “Quamere Avocado Smith” 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @mikesmithh
    @mikesmithh Рік тому +445

    You need to drop her immediately 😂😂😂😂

  • @yosheeyawbogan9286
    @yosheeyawbogan9286 Рік тому +420

    At this point, I would have said, “We over, reservations and everything is cancelled, and I’m filing a complaint with the department. Congratulation, you played yourself!”

  • @JuaneeTv
    @JuaneeTv Рік тому +192

    “Ain’t nobody even read me my monifas”😂I fell out

    • @HakDolla
      @HakDolla Рік тому +2

      Lol deadass that was hilarious

    • @rellbridgers7323
      @rellbridgers7323 Рік тому +2

      You mean your Miranda rights…yea her too 😂😂😂

    • @natureboygolfer
      @natureboygolfer Рік тому +1

      Hahahahaaaaaaa

    • @JuaneeTv
      @JuaneeTv Рік тому +1

      @@HakDolla I was crying 😂😂

  • @chrissmith197
    @chrissmith197 Рік тому +37

    “That’s impressive.
    That’s weird, and low key sexy.”
    He ain’t lying tho 😂

    • @BigQualo
      @BigQualo Рік тому +1

      One of the coldest lines in the skit

    • @malikholmes5045
      @malikholmes5045 Рік тому +1

      So you like muff🤣😂🤣😂

  • @thestackjohnsoncompany
    @thestackjohnsoncompany Рік тому +81

    This MF said “didn’t even read me my Monifah rights”
    🤦🏾‍♂️🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jokerasylum14
      @Jokerasylum14 Рік тому +6

      Wtf is Monifah Rights lol 😂 I gotta use that lol

  • @Mabin3d
    @Mabin3d Рік тому +280

    These names get me every time 😂😂😂😂

  • @GamerMIGOS
    @GamerMIGOS Рік тому +196

    Bruh the "Shaved My Muff" got me weak

  • @ZuluPoet
    @ZuluPoet Рік тому +18

    “Were you getting the condoms to go over his house to run a train on some people with him?”, is top 5 wildest shit I ever heard. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @arismousse8702
    @arismousse8702 Рік тому +13

    "Don't second think, ...baby we're first thinking!" 😂😂😂

  • @_Tree
    @_Tree Рік тому +58

    There's always some shenanigans when Tanjareen is on screen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dayhop3257
    @dayhop3257 Рік тому +28

    "Oh, and where's her gap?" Tanjareen, you are killing me! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ULIEINTOME
    @ULIEINTOME Рік тому +24

    You prefer hairy muff was super random & voluntary ass hell lol 😂

  • @kevinhall3797
    @kevinhall3797 Рік тому +45

    Her writing without looking is hilarious!!!! And I swear my dad came up with the line, “you know you done fucked up right.” Before Menace to Society” came out. We still laugh about that line to this day.

  • @GreatsMomentsTV
    @GreatsMomentsTV Рік тому +21

    I was dead at the name! The middle is Avocado! Jahh must be stopped! This shit is diabolical😂😂😂

  • @kraftmatickarizma4743
    @kraftmatickarizma4743 Рік тому +108

    When he said I ran into her & her response was "what you mean you ran into her like with a car" I almost chocked on my water 😂😂😂 Funny but shorty gotta go 😂😂😂 Great skit

  • @dietrickholliday4188
    @dietrickholliday4188 Рік тому +20

    She's writing without looking at the paper😂😂

    • @gkus7008
      @gkus7008 Рік тому +2

      Something only psychos can do

  • @josephbrown2805
    @josephbrown2805 Рік тому +67

    You are the man Jah. You have perfected your craft. The quality of acting and your films have improved greatly. I always look forward to your work. Bravo.

  • @gbamontanaman4369
    @gbamontanaman4369 Рік тому +9

    No second thinking, we first thinking 😂😂😂😂

  • @t-ravconsultantgroup2003
    @t-ravconsultantgroup2003 Рік тому +8

    No she did not hit him with the "Menace To Society" line. LOLOL.

  • @richpopadon3187
    @richpopadon3187 Рік тому +5

    “You know you done fucked up , right?”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisjohnson4272
    @chrisjohnson4272 Рік тому +15

    " Nobody read me my Monifa rights"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @roylettasmith1787
    @roylettasmith1787 Рік тому +11

    When he said, I haven't spoke to my ex, in ages. Lol The handcuffs stayed on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheMIB76
    @TheMIB76 Рік тому +3

    When she broke down her suspicions about his bathroom throne time activities (10:10), I lost it! 😅😂😂😂😂

  • @maze1987eb
    @maze1987eb Рік тому +9

    LaQuinta had me flabbergasted. Shorty came in the room looking all the way right. 😍😅

  • @seanr152
    @seanr152 Рік тому +17

    Avocado???😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nmajors2911
    @nmajors2911 Рік тому +10

    Not Avocado 🥑😂😂

    • @jboyd3915
      @jboyd3915 Рік тому +1

      Her name cilantro 😂

  • @jeffreywilliams7553
    @jeffreywilliams7553 Рік тому +15

    One of my favorites. I still remember when she was Ms Sade sister 😂😂😂😂

    • @dvwash145
      @dvwash145 Рік тому +4

      "I'm coming too!" skits...miss them, they were good! 😅😅 Classic

  • @Mike_M.
    @Mike_M. Рік тому +20

    @0:13 Tanjareen walking through that door set the tone 😌

    • @Docfly62
      @Docfly62 Рік тому

      She plays intense characters very well

  • @Branmur86
    @Branmur86 Рік тому +13

    Take that ring back bro! 😂

  • @E-Tee
    @E-Tee Рік тому +3

    "So u just bobbled head? Like you have an attitude about the questions I'm asking u?" 😂 😂 😂 The one that played his girlfriend, she nail that role! I like her!

  • @ericsermon8239
    @ericsermon8239 Рік тому +29

    Jah is funny as hell😂😂

  • @walt0336
    @walt0336 Рік тому +6

    This boy say his name is Avocado Smith! LOL! He kills me with these names!!!

  • @ikabangaji6509
    @ikabangaji6509 Рік тому +4

    They had me at "avocado" Ddddaaaaammmmnnnn!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YourNorthFloridaRealtor
    @YourNorthFloridaRealtor Рік тому +53

    This man has been putting out work that rivals In Living Color, Key & Peele and that Black Lady Sketch show and Hollywood ain't came to get him yet, FOH...I watch this dude stuff more than anything on TV #REALTALK

    • @Jokerasylum14
      @Jokerasylum14 Рік тому +8

      He not with that Hollywood stuff. I believe someone asked him during an interview and he said nah. I believe he likes having his creativity.

    • @SilverSkywalker
      @SilverSkywalker Рік тому +2

      Jahh was actually on one of Tyler Perry shows. I think he just like doing his own thing tho.

    • @Jokerasylum14
      @Jokerasylum14 Рік тому +2

      @@SilverSkywalker I know he was in Bruhs with Barry

    • @SilverSkywalker
      @SilverSkywalker Рік тому +1

      @@Jokerasylum14 Yep, that's it.

    • @BlackJesus-ei5xq
      @BlackJesus-ei5xq Рік тому +3

      He was in the Upshaws too...

  • @orlandodumas5471
    @orlandodumas5471 Рік тому +17

    I need more my roommate pay the bills videos

  • @Quiet_Riot
    @Quiet_Riot Рік тому +4

    Detective Cilantro Brown 😂😂😂

  • @bironcaldwell3923
    @bironcaldwell3923 Рік тому +5

    Where's her gap? 😂😅🤣🤣😂

  • @TheRealKnightRaider
    @TheRealKnightRaider Рік тому +20

    "Nobody read me my Monifah rights"
    "You mean your Miranda Rights"
    "Yeah her too!!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dwainejean-paul7938
    @dwainejean-paul7938 Рік тому +25

    Much love from Barbados 🇧🇧. Full support. 2 da max!

  • @MichaelJr561
    @MichaelJr561 Рік тому +52

    This finna be huud guud 🍿🔥😂💯 #2DaMax Tanjereen came into the room looking like a snack

  • @Browns2446
    @Browns2446 Рік тому +6

    Nice skit funny as hell all that for a phone code “buy the drinks!”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bajansirneil
    @Bajansirneil Рік тому +4

    Shout out to all the Bajans watching from Barbados 🇧🇧 🇧🇧

  • @sijiadegoke
    @sijiadegoke 9 місяців тому +1

    The gun barrel rolling sound at 11:16 is mental. 🤣🤣

  • @Charismaniac
    @Charismaniac Рік тому +2

    Tanjareen, good to see her again. She looks gorgeous!

  • @sdotyall
    @sdotyall Рік тому +17

    CT is one lucky bastard

  • @themancaveofstyle2789
    @themancaveofstyle2789 Рік тому +1

    Not the "You done F'd up Line" lol CLASSIC

  • @lRXXCEl
    @lRXXCEl Рік тому +7

    That last "BABY" I felt it lmao

  • @MonteWhite-pv9qs
    @MonteWhite-pv9qs Рік тому +3

    Legend has it he is still sitting in that chair in that room waiting to be released 😂😂

  • @robX931
    @robX931 Рік тому +38

    This was so good! I remember dating a crazy freshmen when i was a sophmore in college. Didnt take me long to realize something wasnt wired correctly. As fine as she was i cut her off cause i could see her doing some crazy crap, maybe not quite like this, but something similar.

    • @justallah2785
      @justallah2785 Рік тому +3

      😊when it comes to the ladies, just like Cracker Jack's there's a surprise in EVERY BOX. Did you know they now have "Cracker Jill"?

  • @Elyricist746
    @Elyricist746 3 місяці тому

    Thats exactly how those detectives be talking to the "suspect"...😂😂😂

  • @pacoog77
    @pacoog77 11 місяців тому +1

    Nah Jah always remember the one accusing you of cheating is always the one doing it. I'll take the 10 years where my lawyer.

  • @aaronhutchinson885
    @aaronhutchinson885 Рік тому +1

    He said. Now I'm second thinking😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @reginaturner4814
    @reginaturner4814 Рік тому +1

    Did you just bobblehead 😂😂😂

  • @deentheking1057
    @deentheking1057 Рік тому +2

    When she was talking about him being on the toilet 🚽 too long 😮 I almost 😅 lost it lol 😝

  • @ezprofit6878
    @ezprofit6878 Рік тому +1

    Lawyer lawyer lawyer lawyer‼️

  • @ryanvassell7652
    @ryanvassell7652 Рік тому +1

    The names brah,the names😂😂😂

  • @jameslovejoy1599
    @jameslovejoy1599 Рік тому +5

    Jah x Tangerine combo always hit

  • @thanosd5809
    @thanosd5809 Рік тому +1

    Avocado, cilantro these names getting me hungry😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @treyman03
    @treyman03 Рік тому +1

    Insecurities Be Screwing Up Blessings I Swear🤦🏾‍♂️😆

  • @CobraC.
    @CobraC. Рік тому +1

    This Skit Was Sooo Good I Got Triggered😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight
    @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight Рік тому +3

    Quameer Avocado Smith😂STOP IT WITH THE CRAZY NAMES JAHH, Shit kills me EVERYTIME!!!😂 Q sittin on a 5 ta 10yr slide for playin Ex-Games.

  • @staticteez8499
    @staticteez8499 Рік тому +1

    “You know you done fucked up right” 🤣🤣‼️ hope yal get the reference

  • @kdrewluv2103
    @kdrewluv2103 Рік тому +2

    Y'all had ONE CHANCE to name her Cilantra Green!😂 like the herb Cilantro 🌿

  • @mikeybrazy115
    @mikeybrazy115 Рік тому

    She said so you ran across her with what a car😂😂😂❤

  • @FunkyBigSam
    @FunkyBigSam Рік тому +1

    “Enough meat to fill me up” (pause) 😂😂😂

  • @MrStig288
    @MrStig288 5 місяців тому

    “I want to speak to my lawyer” lol

  • @iamkentrrize
    @iamkentrrize Рік тому +6

    🤣🤣🤣I’m spitting up all my food watching this

  • @xxjamrock
    @xxjamrock 9 місяців тому

    “Avocado wats the password” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RileyFreeman_247
    @RileyFreeman_247 Рік тому +2

    How she talk about his goofy govt name and hers is cilantro lmao

  • @levarmoody6309
    @levarmoody6309 Рік тому +1

    Don't second think it, we first thinking it😂😂

  • @mprupt879
    @mprupt879 Рік тому +2

    Avocado they be Killin me

  • @SoMrSerious
    @SoMrSerious Рік тому +1

    The names always get me bro 😂

  • @gbamontanaman4369
    @gbamontanaman4369 Рік тому +1

    Bruh said I don’t hear you walking back in here 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bigGtheGeneral
    @bigGtheGeneral Рік тому +3

    Aint no kitty dat good to go through this smh, shorty definitely would of been kicked to the curb 😂

  • @marvingeorge1274
    @marvingeorge1274 Рік тому

    Laquita not hearing hearing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @demomatthews4907
    @demomatthews4907 Рік тому +1

    Whisper sound like a Thunderstorm in Texas!! 😂😂😂

  • @BaebaeW
    @BaebaeW Рік тому +1

    These names my goodness😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KingTxne
    @KingTxne Рік тому +1

    Knew soon as I heard …. “So what I’m hearing is…” that it was bout to be an outrageous translation 😂😂😂

  • @ActionFigureWorld
    @ActionFigureWorld Рік тому +4

    😂😂😂 seeing Tang, we need some Reggie Bo skits immediately 😂😂😂😂

  • @Iamindomike
    @Iamindomike Рік тому +3

    Amber is hilarious! This was a good skit 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-nk7de9ym3i
    @user-nk7de9ym3i Рік тому +2

    My manifa rights got me good 😂😂😂😅

  • @anthonyhardin3006
    @anthonyhardin3006 Рік тому +1

    And this is why I stay single. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rellbridgers7323
    @rellbridgers7323 Рік тому

    Should’ve start yelling out numbers she probably wouldve came back 😂

  • @David-uq5xe
    @David-uq5xe 8 місяців тому

    SHE SAID SO HIM AND HIS HOMIES COULD RUN A TRAIN ON SOME PEOPLE 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @v1n082
    @v1n082 Рік тому +15

    I used to be with a woman like that..... And man am I glad I got out of that relationship. It was just too stressful,,, and nothing worse than an insecure scorned woman!!!!!

    • @justallah2785
      @justallah2785 Рік тому +2

      They want ownership not relationship actions like this will sink a battleship

    • @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106
      @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 Рік тому +1

      I was married to one! She had all kinds of listening and tracking devices on phone. I still to this day don't know how the hell she put that on my phone. From what she told me all she needed was my phone number. She heard a convo my co worker had with while I was at work. My phone was on the desk at idle nobody was on it. Co worker came up to telling me about some women he smashed the weekend an she was this and that. Hours later I get home. Ex wife confronting saying so all I do at work is talk about bitches with an attitude towards me. I'm trying to figure out what she talking about. She tell me she heard me and my co worker Convo. For a second I thought that fool told her what he told me. She pull out her phone an pull up that all she had connected to my phone an played the Convo I listen to him tell me. I didn't even say nothing to him I just was listening. At that point I knew it had to end that marriage. I played it save an started moving thing out slowly at a time. Eventually I was able to get out but had to leave some stuff behind 😂

    • @2EKgn16
      @2EKgn16 Рік тому

      ​@@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106You are lucky to be alive. Someone like that is dangerous. She all the way mental!

  • @kappakumplete
    @kappakumplete Рік тому

    “muff” is wild AF 😂

  • @NuttyNorth1300
    @NuttyNorth1300 Рік тому

    “..your goofy ass government.” Why she do him like that? 😂

  • @JoshuaChilds-fi1go
    @JoshuaChilds-fi1go Рік тому +1

    “Is she even a real cop”😭😭😭

  • @Rossburner
    @Rossburner Рік тому +2

    Avocado couldn’t catch a break

  • @krisa7910
    @krisa7910 Рік тому +6

    Tanjareen is a 🔥 actress, her and Jah do dope skits together.

  • @terrellrobinson3286
    @terrellrobinson3286 Рік тому +1

    These goofy ass names be killin me. 😂😅😂

  • @JihiTheMusicGeek
    @JihiTheMusicGeek Рік тому +1

    Bruh. The names in all his skits are the most underrated piece of them.

  • @brianlewis7632
    @brianlewis7632 Рік тому +8

    Blessings 🙌🏿
    KANSAS CITY IS WATCHING 👀

  • @prestochainjo3543
    @prestochainjo3543 Рік тому +1

    @biggjah we need them bloopers for this one. I know you lost it when tanjareen talked about her muff 😂

  • @biggflo
    @biggflo Рік тому +1

    La Quinta funny asl 🤣

  • @pisfinest660
    @pisfinest660 Рік тому

    Hilarious!! When she busted in the interrogatuon like that!!😂😂

  • @anthonypayne1447
    @anthonypayne1447 Рік тому +3

    Tangerine is str8 pressure ❤❤🔥🔥

  • @Bobbeige
    @Bobbeige Рік тому

    “WHO IS THIS”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aundrekerr
    @aundrekerr Рік тому +1

    I remember the last time I spoke to my ex laquinta
    I'm talking to her right now
    We done fam
    Over 😂😂