Flex Tape, but It's the Australian Dub

G'day, Bruce Ocker is here to show you cunce the power of Strewth Tape! The fair-dinkum ripper of a tape that's built like a bloody brick shithouse! NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!
After many requests, Flex Tape and Phil Swift finally receive the true-blue aussie treatment. I hope you cunce enjoy, I had a ripper of a time making this one. Cheers.
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G'day, Bruce Ocker here with Strewth Tape! The fair-dinkum ripper of a tape... that's built like a bloody brick shithouse!
Strewth tape is no fucken joke mate, it's big fuck off adhesive sticks right to any fucken cunt ya put it on!
Ahh Look at this mate, that's some major fucken damage! But with Strewth tape, it's no worries at all cobber!
Strewth tape is so bloody shit-hot, the cunt even works underwater! Now youse can stop havin' a sook and
fucken do somethin' useful for a change ya dickhead.
Whatever it is that you stupid cunts get up to on smoko, strewth tape is up for the fucken task. Like a true
aussie battler, Strewth tape is one bloody tough cunt, and holds on tighter than Nick Riewoldt!
Look at this bullshit, me roof is buggered! But with Strewth tape, ya can say good fucken night to unwanted
gloryholes with no worries at all!
To show you cunts the power of Strewth tape... I fucked this tinny right up! And repaired the bastard with
only Strewth tape!
Not only does this shit hold the bloody thing together, but the seal is fair-dinkum water tight, so she'll be
right mate! Yeah straya!!
I sure hope you cunts are convinced, cause if not, I'll have to fucken glass ya.
So c'mon mate, pick up some Strewth tape today! Now available at SuperCheap Auto and Bunnings Warehouse.
Speakin' of Bunnings, I need a snag or two after that, fucken hell.
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[@ShadowNexa]

WE HAVE TO STOP THE BOATS.

[@MrSaywutnow]

BAN STREWTH TAPE

[@maxholmeselectricboogaloo5154]

I wish

[@ralvepetty3420]

No, no we have not.

[@StickMaster500]

IT CAN EVEN FIX MY BARBY

[@maxischew514]

Hi.

[@loomilf928]

*me barby

[@theaustraliankangapus16]

Are you Aussie mate

[@willawanna7117]

I sawed this Holden ute in half!

[@goldboss7929]

We have stopped the boats

[@maxholmeselectricboogaloo5154]

Not anymore

[@Ignisan_66]

I died at "me roof is buggered" part xD

[@JackMcSomeone]

"Holds on tighter than Nick Reiwoldt" 😂😂😂😂

[@samalvarez7177]

You gotta love all the people who haven’t got a clue who he is

[@benschannel9065]

You have to be an Aussie to understand the Tony Abbot and Nick Rewolt memes

[@marleyw6659]

i lost it when he said “unwanted glory holes!"

[@CloudySkies17695]

NOW THATS SOME MAJOR FUCKING DAMAGE

[@trash_kew871]

1:23 a great call back to one of your greatest vids

[@wingdagger7612]

I'll be honest, If I saw an ad worded like this, I'd buy anything they're selling.

[@jcs_190]

I would love to see a GTA San andreas Aussie dub.

[@northseahero3387]

I'm not even Australian but "we have stopped the boats" got me good anyway. Probably because I just infer the context.

[@mrrichard5493]

Maybe we can saw refugee's in half and then Strewth Tape them into Fairdinkum Aussies ?

[@FarmingtonS9]

Fucking 'oath

[@ScuzzyYT]

I never clicked on a notification fast enough.

[@evilhellokittie]

Mi roofe iz buggered 😢

[@mezznator7392]

all the dislikes were tony abbott's family and fan boys

[@CaptainAwesome-mz6mt]

"And to show you cunts what strewth tape can do..."
*Saws boat in half*
Tony Abbot "We have stopped the boats"
FUCKIN' GOLD MATE!

[@pineconesyeet3923]

THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE

[@antimatterstudios8395]

pinecones yeet L E T S A D D A L I T T L E M O R E

[@pineconesyeet3923]

Antimatterstudios WE HAVE STOPPED THE BOATS

[@caha7850]

you actually deserve so much more, this is some of the best shit i've ever seen on youtube, as a fellow aussie i commend you you absolute legend, keep the good fuckers comin mate!

[@goofygoober2382]

put this tape on me front bumper and its fair dinkum
kangaroo proof.

[@danielbyrne9007]

I one day wish to be fluent in Australian

[@callmeaweeb4169]

"The cunt even works underwater" idk why that made me laugh so much

[@kampiz7361]

I highly enjoyed this video which release coincided with my date of birth。

[@michael-of7fk]

Strewth mate

[@officialbubbletanks3383]

the only thing it cant fix is a broken marriage

[@christopherariza8448]

I could witness a puppy get ran over, switch over to one of your videos, and proceed to laugh my ass off

[@19Link86]

1:23 when you get hit by a blue shell in Mario Kart

[@Artoo44]

i probably said the loudest HA ever when i heard super cheap auto and bunnings warehouse

[@heckler3119]

Finally, a fuckin upload!

[@nikudriverhc4647]

Putting the 200th like, because this fair dinkum video deserves even more. Fuckin' oath, this was a top barrel of laughs!

[@PhilVillagerOffical]

Do a hungry jacks commercail but it actually has real australians that cuss every two seconds

[@kingcodester1112]

Half of the bottom of our internet modem was melted away so I'm gonna have to get some Strewth Tape from my local Bunnings

[@_pricey_7122]

HoLdS oN tIgHtEr ThAn NiCk RiEwOlDt

[@theothernekoboy995]

STRUTH tape. Classic mate

[@dweep9546]

Perfection.

[@ebbingtime]

i come from a land down under

[@hamishmackie8827]

Where do i buy this?

[@ScarnonCunce]

Bunnings maaaaaate

[@t1p9d]

Canadian Tire?

[@hamishmackie8827]

ScarnonCunce ? Of course!

[@TheWaterStrider658]

This is Fucken Legendary!

[@trash_kew871]

Yes! About fucking time!

[@78gaiagirl]

Amazing. I have never laughed so hard.

[@cksupreme]

Just leaving a comment to commemorate the awesomeness of this channel, and to leave proof that I've been following since before it got big (as it inevitably will). The first vid I ever watched by this bloke was the Australian dub of the sodium chloride clip from Jimmy Neutron. I've followed em' since, and I gotta say: this mate shows promise. Keep it up my cheeky cobber.

[@spicydramarama852]

I sawed a Bunnings Snag in half

[@ezioauditore8682]

*THATS SOME MAJOR FUCKIN DAMAGE*

[@orange9807]

Sold at all your local Bunnings warehouse

[@Tyrone_M]

Yep. This is your best one.

[@HonkyCatto]

It like a british guy with an Australian accent

[@jizzmaster83]

HES AT AUSTRALIA NOW

[@kateweeda632]

As an Australian I approve

[@yiff]

Aw shit mate. This is amazing.

[@James_Ness]

Much better, really good; as good as the Steamed Hams one.

[@theaustraliankangapus16]

STREWTH TAPE!!!!!

[@piotrekszczepanski5125]

Those Bunnings snags are great tho....

[@mafublog]

Mate,this is the wrong fucken way.

[@heyitsmejm4792]

*it even works unde woootah!*

[@smallgremlin8647]

This. Is. The fucking best.

[@loomilf928]

tony's gonna be pissed

[@dantessecondemail8614]

Who else used the word cobber before seeing this guys channel

[@centokiVA]

Stroke tape

[@cartervideos697]

Me roof is bugged

[@redlackxjamieshanks6028]

Me roof is bugging

[@Stop_FR]

10/10 ON THAT

[@stefanpns]

*Foodfight but is the australian dub*

[@FUBAR_FROM_AUS]

I can't help but wonder if you legends are Saints fans after the "Rooey" reference... instant subscription if you are indeed saints fans!!

[@martycathcart143]

Do the flex seal one next

[@LikeAntennasToHeaven]

Fucking Beautiful

[@shrekthe4th503]

Nice vid mate

[@JunGaGotoku]

Dorime Aussie dub

[@colonelshadilay8409]

Got a girlfriend from Alice Springs. Showed her this..... She says it’s “Fair enough, cunt.”

[@ScarnonCunce]

Mate you have me word that if she starts coming onto me I'll respectfully decline her advances.
*#ScarnonNeverDogstheBoys*

[@joshuathomas9555]

Fucking oath mate this shit is a fuckin ripper

[@thechemistrynerd4725]

This would make me buy the bloody product 😂😂

[@CheekyChuffer]

Where can I buy this, I'll buy 20!

[@user-bz7kq1fi1b]

superchep auto or bunnings warehouse lmao

[@ganaverageyoutubecomment.79]

Flex mate

[@chefexcellence322]

Lost it at unwanted glory holes😂

[@Sonic_Gamer501]

That's a lot of damage!

[@dronessential]

If they had some in TLOU2, they could've used it on Joel's head :(

[@bingbingbong7231]

I understand what they are saying now
Thank you

[@TheBlippen]

You are a legend

[@ripoffpingu]

I'm laughing at how often the internet thinks us aussies swear xD
see! i didn't swear in this whole comment! EAT SHIT M8!
wait... fuck.

[@TheUnholyToucan]

*I'll take your entire stock*

[@darklimeking372]

I see rooey in the thumbnail.. im here

[@moony8305]

Me house is buggerd

[@Clancy_Hill]

Scaaaaaarnon. fkn oath m8

[@sealstealer5007]

We should just replace Phil with you. No one would notice a thing.

[@bgarv7]

they dont sell strewth tape at bunnings

[@ScarnonCunce]

Well fuck you're a bloody genius arent ya

[@adelaideautowashes]

1:48 tony got triggered

[@sophiazimmermann8146]

YES

[@ScarnonCunce]

- Daniel Bryan 201?-20??

[@oootagoquivis7438]

Oath

[@Alolan.Vulpix.Getting.Railed]

i loved that little moan you did 😭

[@novatare]

That's quite the username you've got there.

[@tbtimtam]

Careful Scarnon, you might find old Tony at your house in a few days time

[@sevenskyline3280]

Fukin oath Bruce...what about Strewth seal?

[@Clay3613]

But can it mend people?

[@yolee1312]

Carn the saints

[@dantessecondemail8614]

Who else also watches the big Lez show

[@codygrandell]

Holy $H!T

[@Ladderthief1]

Jontron has competition now.

[@KotaroKoala]

I am offended you didn't replace Phil with James Cheney.

[@dcspidey1218]

I actually trust this guy more than Bruce Ocker

[@doomthedemonhedgehog]

hahahahah fuking othe cute mate