When you think of what we have to settle for in TV comedy these days. Norman and Gareth are criminally underrated in the history of TV comedy. This sketch is a work of genius.
Russell Ford Too bloody right. Actually, I can see some material in their clips on UA-cam that has been "recycled" by other so called comedians recently. They were brilliant weren't they? Latest thing they did was Benidorm. There is a video of them singing Smoky's "Alice" in the post filming party in Benidorm with the cast and they changed the words to, Chalice? Chalice? Who the f***k is Chalice?" as in Joh Chalice (Boycie) who is was also co-starring. It is on UA-cam somewhere too.
Didn't watch much of Hale and Pace when these sketches were first broadcast, but I'm pleasantly surprised to find their sketches have withstood the test of time.
There was a contractor used to come into my old works a bit like this guy, always said the same shite jokes! His favourite was if you greeted him with a simple, "Hi, how are you! he'd say, "I'm good thanks, any better and I couldn't stand it"... every single time without fail!
I work in Security, one of my team mates is a fat guy called gary, exactly the same as this guy, wont shutup for one minute, talks absoloute shit and bores everyone, we all try to hide when hes in the room
You get people like that, i was a window cleaner for 15yrs always used to get "you've missed a bit haha" every bloody day, every person who said it thought they were unique. Only if they knew. Idiots! 😂 If you have a window cleaner don't tell them they missed a bit.
@@vladdracul5072 a mother that gives up is no mother at all, no matter how anoying he is, he's not a bad person, at at lest should account for something
@@alanaspinall7147 I didn't say he's a bad person, he's just thinking everyone else thinks as he does, and his mother, writing wanker on the cake, has given up to teach him otherwise. He's a positive person and that's the problem: being TOO positive makes one invariably lose some or all sense of reality.
I can say I used to work with a guy just like that. He'd sweep into the office every morning with a 'Good morning campers!!' and all the heads would go down..
Used to work with a bloke like that, in the pub me and mate would have great fun fobbing him off on each other, then stand behind trying to make the other on laugh, mickey takers i know, but hilarious all the same.
Thesedays this type of person would be classed as aspergers, being socially awkward, of a nervous unnatural disposition & lacks general awareness of how he relates to others. In classic observational comedy its the local loon that sits next to you on the bus.
@a w Some shops are starting to bring in glass bottle returns. you just drop the glass bottle off at the machine and you get a token for the return value. a step in the right direction.
@@BatteryExhausted Gave you a thumbs up, hahaha. There are jobs here (in the U.K) that people wish not to do and some of those same people moan that foreigners/aliens/immigrants are taking 'their' jobs. Ive never heard anybody who is highly skilled within their field say "they're stealing our jobs". People don't realise that net migration and immigration generally balances out and has done for however many years.
@@mr.x9566 ye gods even the Uber liberal BBC, and Biden have slagged off ' buy in' job immigration, it lowers wages, and robs the country they have left of a work force, as any Romanian farmer
When you think of what we have to settle for in TV comedy these days. Norman and Gareth are criminally underrated in the history of TV comedy. This sketch is a work of genius.
Russell Ford Too bloody right. Actually, I can see some material in their clips on UA-cam that has been "recycled" by other so called comedians recently. They were brilliant weren't they? Latest thing they did was Benidorm. There is a video of them singing Smoky's "Alice" in the post filming party in Benidorm with the cast and they changed the words to, Chalice? Chalice? Who the f***k is Chalice?" as in Joh Chalice (Boycie) who is was also co-starring. It is on UA-cam somewhere too.
@@Funkstar124 gavin and Stacy stole alot from hail and pace sketches, Cordan the fat unfunny prick made his name off stolen content.
Doesn't seem to even be ANY sketch shows at all these days and decent sitcoms are very rare.
Didn't watch much of Hale and Pace when these sketches were first broadcast, but I'm pleasantly surprised to find their sketches have withstood the test of time.
I didn't take much notice of them when I was a kid but stone me they're funny!
£2.23 for a pack of 20 and a newspaper?? Those were the days!
Yes
Yeah but wages were only 50p/hr😅
That's only cos it seems cheap now, back then it was "pricey"
Keep the change! And if you can't be good, be careful
@@lp7399 Ur joking, 17 quid for cigs?
When I was younger and worked in a market, there really were customers like this. I didn't mind though, they actually made my day better :)
'Falling down water'
Brilliant.
There was a contractor used to come into my old works a bit like this guy, always said the same shite jokes! His favourite was if you greeted him with a simple, "Hi, how are you! he'd say, "I'm good thanks, any better and I couldn't stand it"... every single time without fail!
These guys made Sunday evening before school way less shit back in the day
Sundays were a day off but the day before school. Was it on at 10pm? I used to enjoy the show.
We all know somebody like this...and if you don't, chances are it`s YOU
There's genuinely people like this and they don't even know it
I work in Security, one of my team mates is a fat guy called gary,
exactly the same as this guy, wont shutup for one minute,
talks absoloute shit and bores everyone, we all try to hide when hes in the room
When I was growing up people like this got laughed at and they kept quiet now it's normal to act like a wanker
@@davemustaki134 are you saying they suck or no?
I don't. Oh fuck...
The bit that he spooks the stranger by going woof-woof cracks me up.
That is hilarious I work in retail and really do get customers like that
He's harmless. We need more characters.
LOL! I remember having customers like this too.
@NumptyMagnet That makes two of us.
Well I won't be patronising your establishment again !!!!!
Those customers always mean well though
There’s at least one of these types where I work.
Strangely though, some people find them amusing.
I’m sure we all know a person like that..so hilarious and true at the same time
Might try that today when they are on phone instead of calling them zombie walkers.
"Oh look. 3 aces. That'll be difficult to beat"
He's so sarcastic though I would have thought it just as likely the guy had nothing and he was trying to help him out.
You get people like that, i was a window cleaner for 15yrs always used to get "you've missed a bit haha" every bloody day, every person who said it thought they were unique. Only if they knew. Idiots! 😂
If you have a window cleaner don't tell them they missed a bit.
I tell im to piss off
If i had a window cleaner id tell him to piss off.
tim lightbrown, you seemed to have missed a bit in the corner
What's a window and why does it need to be cleaned?
Thanks Tim. Have made mental note to tell the window cleaner he's missed a bit next time he comes round.
i forgot how blooy funny these 2 was lol love them
i always felt kind of sorry for him, after all in his own twisted way he's a positive person,yet he gose about it completely the wrong way lol
No, he's just a wanker
@@oddforestcritter a wanker would imply intent to be an arse, he trying to be nice, he just fucks up on an epic scale
@@alanaspinall7147 Obviously even his mother has given up on him.
@@vladdracul5072 a mother that gives up is no mother at all, no matter how anoying he is, he's not a bad person, at at lest should account for something
@@alanaspinall7147 I didn't say he's a bad person, he's just thinking everyone else thinks as he does, and his mother, writing wanker on the cake, has given up to teach him otherwise. He's a positive person and that's the problem: being TOO positive makes one invariably lose some or all sense of reality.
"Be good. And if you can't be good, be careful"
A say this at the end of phone calls
I never forgot this sketch fantastic
"Fair to middlings the way I'm diddling as I always say"
Flanders
I’m actually jealous he gets to commute to work every day and pick up a paper and some darts. Things we took for granted.
Actually as I’m getting older I’m starting to get like this at times and you only just realise when you stop and think 🤔.... 🧐
Maybe you should just stop?
The days when comedy was actually funny 😂
Yeah... and when people didn't call everything racist...
@@IsaacWale2004 I hear you're a racist now father, how did ye get inta that sort a ting
Back when we could have Saville and Rolf Harris and them on tv.
@@IsaacWale2004 snowflake. Try not being racist you pube headed seat sniffer. Your comedy is wank.
there's plenty of good stuff if you look for it. Pleb.
That cake at the end. 😂
The thing that makes it funnier is the fact he laughs after each sentence.
im a bit of a lad... that bit always gets me lol
Inspiration for Colin Hunt, Fast Show
Morning Tiddly Orning!
What a duo the cake classic
I can say I used to work with a guy just like that. He'd sweep into the office every morning with a 'Good morning campers!!' and all the heads would go down..
The Real life Flanders lol.
Yeah, but people like Flanders...
"I really think seeing me set ol' Bob up for the day"
I really have met a few people exactly like this : ))
And for any newcomers wanting to understand English culture start here and take notes !! :-)
You Forget how funny 😂 these guys are😂😂
@aaronstately I wouldn't be surprised. I'm sure Little Britain got a few ideas from Hale & Pace too(especially the police line-up sketch)
He'd be a fun catch for some lucky lady.
2.23 for a pack of smokes, and the paper, i remember i that cheap and even cheaper
That would be over a tenner in January 2020.
That would be over £11 now in January 2020
I remember 10 Players No.6 being 14p. I ain't that old either
@@fasthracing F off, 10 Regal were 80p when i was 12, im 41, you must be about 60?
Wanker section
Stay alert how did he forget that 😂😂😂😮 brilliant
I love this.
"Up at the crack of a sparrows fart eh milky?"
"And if you can't be good be careful"
Gold!
Modern British comedy can't come close to this..
"Morning Bob me old mucka"
"Fair to middlins the way I'm diddling as I always say"
Like an early Colin Hunt prototype.
You know him too ha
Hale and Pace the masters of using profanity. Minimal and perfectly executed.
Fkn great
I like him, reminds me of myself. I also put on 'cow-pat' after shave. Great for queues, or crowded shops. Helps getting noticed in pubs too.
Happy Birthday W**ker 😂😂😂👍🏻epic sketch
Oh look 3 aces that'll be difficult to beat
It's sad when you think there's actually poor sods out there like that ,we all know one..... Maybe it's me !
I forgot about these guys, subscribed.
OMG! I think this is me!
"Morning Bob me old mucka!"
LMAO @
"Morning Bob me old mucka!"
Translate to English
Even google does not understand English
Thats just made me laugh hard...
Every Sunday night guaranteed this was on the family TV, back when ITV has a spine
Used to work with a bloke like that, in the pub me and mate would have great fun fobbing him off on each other, then stand behind trying to make the other on laugh, mickey takers i know, but hilarious all the same.
You do get people like that LMAO hilarious
1:55 that today can land you in a lot of trouble with the law.
Like that bit where the cake says Happy Birthday Wanker and the audience reactions that roar with laughter.
The audiences laughs are so funny
"See ya"
"Not if I see you first"
That sounds like a threat...
Fantastic 😂😅.
Oh gawd, I've had to work with people exactly like him!
03:18
£2.23 for 20 JPS and a newspaper. Those were the days.
“Oh look 3 aces. That’ll be difficult to beat” hahahaha
Thesedays this type of person would be classed as aspergers, being socially awkward, of a nervous unnatural disposition & lacks general awareness of how he relates to others. In classic observational comedy its the local loon that sits next to you on the bus.
"Falling down water"
Yes.
notice the drinks fridge in the shop? thats right metal, glass and cardboard. no plastic bottles. the good old days!
@a w Some shops are starting to bring in glass bottle returns. you just drop the glass bottle off at the machine and you get a token for the return value. a step in the right direction.
I'm a bit of a lad. LMAO
Great, made me laugh!
If you dont know a guy like this YOU are this guy.
Bring them back ! Where are they now ?
Colin Hunt with a side of Only Me. But this was before either.
'Be good, and if you can't be good be careful'. Catchphrase of a work colleague bore. Hope he reads this and know I'm referring to him.
I think most co-workers are a bore to be honest.
0:18
Clement Freud wasn't taking any chances
There's people or someone I once knew who was just like him.
I can tell this guy is pretty popular
my grand kids would say thats me
this reminds me of my old neighbour
I refuse to believe that’s a real Nose on the Milkman.
Aww that's quite sad lol
Oscar winning performance ... this is acting
Brilliant
We all know someone like that
I used to be like that...
Sounds like Richard Ayoade in The IT Crowd 😂
Autistic that’s why
These clips were so funny hilarious comedy gold what’s that on your tie I’m a bit of a lad happy birthday w n er
Nowdays a newspaper is more than £2.23...
Falling down water
This one’s a gooden 😂
Ah, the good ol' days. 😁
That bus.. lol
£2.23 for 20 JPS and a paper? Farkin' 'ell...papers alone are approaching that much nowadays!
Shweppes n CocaCola never change
But he's so nice!
Love the ending *HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANKER* roflmao
There is always that one service user…..ignorance must be bliss!
I literally worked with someone who is the spitting image of this guy
Err no thats NOT the actor who played Tony Angelino in Only fools ;)
Real life Ned Flanders.
Leonard from Big Bang Theory has let himself go
@oddity3927 and a white guy running a newsagents
Yeah amazing, now being squeezed out of every job in the country ....
Free Saxon THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!! You can go and pick fruit, dummy.
@@BatteryExhausted Gave you a thumbs up, hahaha.
There are jobs here (in the U.K) that people wish not to do and some of those same people moan that foreigners/aliens/immigrants are taking 'their' jobs.
Ive never heard anybody who is highly skilled within their field say "they're stealing our jobs".
People don't realise that net migration and immigration generally balances out and has done for however many years.
@@BatteryExhausted that comment fell flat with me
@@mr.x9566 ye gods even the Uber liberal BBC, and Biden have slagged off ' buy in' job immigration, it lowers wages, and robs the country they have left of a work force, as any Romanian farmer
This guy reminds me of Colin Hunt from The Fast Show.
kissy kissy
Proper telly back then.We laughed and didn't harp on about what was PC or not.
Laughing my arse off in 2020 😂😂😂
i could totally see paul whitehouse and the fast show gang doing this as a sketch.
I work with a bloke like this😢
02:18 straight up legendary spoiler
The price of Tabs and a paper ... fook me ......them were the days.....