Mike Krom he did have a .400 average when he played www.salemnews.com/sports/fantasy-matchups-swampscott-danvers-battle-for-nec-best-bragging-rights/article_f0650dc7-874e-5b49-943e-3a8cb74cd967.html 27th paragraph down
"keep in mind, this guy is a lefty! i was never good vs lefties; i probably hit .400 vs lefties, .700 vs righties. so u had a huge advantage" with a straight face and the pitcher behind him just taking it
i’m 30 haven’t played in 15 years and i could hit both righty and lefty against that guy but i gotta say Dave is nasty lol he’s pushing 40 and still can ball in all sports most would make themselves look like fools
honestly he is sneaky athletic for a poor postured old man. I'm starting to near that stage. 35 and still lots of athleticism in me, drive the green on par 4s, am lighter now than I have been in 10-15 years. But sometimes, I just feel it. Its not a lingering feeling or something I think about, but sometimes when I try to do something I used to be good at, it doesn't work quite like it should. Or it hurts the next day, etc. I'm definitely stronger now. Definitely less flexible. Definitely scared an overdue injury is going to happen (Haven't been to a doc in over 10 years) ... Achilles or ACL or something I feel like has got to be about to blow. Cherish your 20s young folks.
Did you hit one lol I played Junior All American football sponsored by the before they left LA Los Angeles Rams... Anaheim Garden Grove CA plus Pony Baseball and high school both.. lol reliving your Pony Baseball days guy lolol
Growing a beard was the best thing Hank ever did for his career.
And his sex life
All these no chin motherfuckers finally have something to cover their inbred heritage .
Without the beard, Hank looks like a deflated blowfish.
He looks like how billy looks
He's a little baby and not the best looking dude. Blows my mind how he bagged Ria
“Blind mike, that rolled across the plate just FYI.”
having blind mike as the ump is amazing
Is he actually blind?
jim burnette no he’s deaf
@@jimburnette3319 yes legally
"I was terrible against lefties.. .400, and I hit .700 against righties." The Pres.
big daddy coool keep saying it and you’ll eventually believe it
@@brennanbrownmusic SAVAGE🤣🤣🤣
@@brennanbrownmusic It's not a lie if you believe it...
@@cj1099 You must work in MSM...
5:50 This pitch couldn't have been more of a strike lmao
“Alright, blind mike’s the ump, lets go.”
You all wouldnt have a job right now if I could throw, I'd be in the big leagues - Dave Portnoy 2015
8 years later and we're still hearing about the shoulder lmaooo
Blind Mike as the Ump has me in tears
The excuses before they square off are golden. Plus the hand when blind Mike calls that first strike is hilarious.
"One hupped the fence"
The setup for this challenge is just too perfect. By 0:41 I was already dying 😂😂
I can never tell if Dave was actually an athlete as a kid. He says he was, but is not athletic and swears his body is always falling apart
Davey hit for a triple crown in high school. Also, Davey scores four touchdowns in one game.
Heart and desire end in College when the genetics kick in..
Tbh prez isn’t that bad. And this was a half decade ago lol. Before prez did the white lol
Chad Garrison yeah he won a state with his team and was easily the best player on the team.
Hank with the zip tie glove 😂😂😂
“I was gonna knock the moon out” lmaoooo
Damn hank was right. He does look like shit without a beard
I probably hit .700 against righties, .400 against lefties. LMAOOO
Mike Krom he did have a .400 average when he played www.salemnews.com/sports/fantasy-matchups-swampscott-danvers-battle-for-nec-best-bragging-rights/article_f0650dc7-874e-5b49-943e-3a8cb74cd967.html 27th paragraph down
@@piffpete420 One bat...not everyone can hit 4 bills
@@piffpete420 "27th paragraph down" lmao
Hank looks like fucking smalls from the sandlot with that hat and glove, just an all around squid
I’m back for my annual watch through of OLD BARSTOOL
This needs a 10 yr revisit!!!
The irony of having a blind ump
his swing looks like the way he walks
Funny part is, he was actually a really good baseball player. He did bat over
.400 in the regular season and playoff
Throwback to blind mike
That catcher looks scared of a 45 mph pitch lol
Dave 10 second stare: "Just so you know that rolled over the plate just FYI"
Great music!!!!
In my opinion any stoolie needs to watch this video and EVERY goalie challenge pres did
it would be a hit on YT if Pat McAfee vs. Dave Portnoy in a one on one match up, HR derby, basketball, tennis, softball....
Dave would lose, every time. Maybe not baseball
Davey peakedinhighschool is my favorite Dave
Pres was a lil chubby before the cocaine glory days
Addies not cocaine
Looked better here honestly
If dave port it was 6’8 he’d be the greatest athletes in the world on sheer will power alone.
Everything looks great until he actually throws and until pres actually swings..
6:35 right field would have been there, 400 v lefties, 700 v righties
Need to do this again prez
WARNING TRACK POWER
That pitch was for sure a strike
3:10 that was an hr
The pitcher is wearing and outfielders glove. What’s more swampcot than that?
7:09 Stoolie Clowns. Great line Prez Lol
"keep in mind, this guy is a lefty! i was never good vs lefties; i probably hit .400 vs lefties, .700 vs righties. so u had a huge advantage" with a straight face and the pitcher behind him just taking it
Lol I wasn't expecting Blind Mike
Is this challenge still open?
God damn hank is blinding without a beard
Great video
Please do a remake with glenny balls as the umpire!
no skull cap on the catcher lmao
Man that major League music... spot on.
Blind Mike was a clear #1 for ump, but a little part of me wanted Glenny Balls.
I rly want that jersey hes wearing
What movie is the music from? I can’t remember!
For those that don't know... this music is the soundtrack to Charlie Sheens greatest work!
Hey does hank have a first basemans glov
Delino...Delino!
Who else thinks pre-coke prez is the best
i’m 30 haven’t played in 15 years and i could hit both righty and lefty against that guy
but i gotta say Dave is nasty lol he’s pushing 40 and still can ball in all sports most would make themselves look like fools
It's edited in his favor
honestly he is sneaky athletic for a poor postured old man. I'm starting to near that stage. 35 and still lots of athleticism in me, drive the green on par 4s, am lighter now than I have been in 10-15 years. But sometimes, I just feel it. Its not a lingering feeling or something I think about, but sometimes when I try to do something I used to be good at, it doesn't work quite like it should. Or it hurts the next day, etc. I'm definitely stronger now. Definitely less flexible. Definitely scared an overdue injury is going to happen (Haven't been to a doc in over 10 years) ... Achilles or ACL or something I feel like has got to be about to blow.
Cherish your 20s young folks.
@@SaydeeEnwardjust turned 30 stop scaring me haha
What was he throwing? 75mph tops... I'd strike him out and I haven't pitched for 20 years
This was a classic! I miss this kind of stuff.😢
I have to comment again about the catcher turning his head!! Lol
Prez the jack of all trades
Dave would be toast in a pull shift
Started flapping his gums
Marathon Watching 9/24/21 This is very interesting... Go Dave! You got this! Blind Mike as ump... umm... ok... 😂 🤣
legendary shit
700 against right hand pitchers
Lmao
It one hupped the fence!
Just not able to get out of high school....coulda, woulda, shoulda guy....
GLORY DAYS
What's he swinging a drop 12 t ball bat
Nice you used the major league movie music Holla
handsome hank with a lot of actually decent throws
Nice touch with the Major League music
Love the Major League music!
Hey dave one throw everyone knows the rules??
I bet a job interview at barstool pres couldn’t even get a foul tip off me
Good luck
Your swing looks so fkn bad Davie on that soft toss lol 😂
That's the triple crown :)
What is this? SeaWorld music?
this is from 5 months ago...
Did you hit one lol I played Junior All American football sponsored by the before they left LA Los Angeles Rams... Anaheim Garden Grove CA plus Pony Baseball and high school both.. lol reliving your Pony Baseball days guy lolol
BTW Lakers Rams Angels and Ducks! Hooah
Michael Phelps is a pitcher now?
Love that this the same music as the Big Cat and Pres minor league video
Thats a little league park - fence is 200 ft
He starts with the excuses at 0:50
Would love a shot at the almighty pres , lol would b amazing. Let’s hit up Central Park
Love the major league
“4.00 verse lefties 7.00 verse righties” said it like it’s absolutely true, I was dying
Decimals should be at the front yo. Hitting 400% is impossible bruh.
That guy throwing about 50?
Dude was serving up meatballs . Mine as well put it on a t . Not one breaking ball
Might as well learn English while you're at it.
No beard hank looks like Sid from ice age
Hank before his jaw transplant
If you’re ever in STL.... I drop a K on you.
Swampscott high has theeee worsttttt mounddd everrrr
ID STRIKE PREZ OUT PITCHING BACKWARDS BETWEEN MY LEGS!!! ( all sinkers most likely )
Hank shoulda stayed outside. Dave can't hit an outside pitch to save his life.
You guys need a real pitcher and athlete on the barstool team .. put me in coach!?
You need a real pitcher too see if you could hit!! Lol
Hank is absolutely terrible i would for sure dice up el pres