If you noticed, some of the replies feature a now dead link to a pre-Tapeworms solo album. I will not be reuploading it, I'm all for media preservation (so I will be keeping them backed up on my own personal drive, sorry Will) but I'm not for getting my ass kicked by copyright strikes, nor am I for publicizing an independent artist's early history against their wishes.
I clicked on this video, it’s been on my FYP for several days. I thought it would be just a cool album by a little known artist. Then the music started. I hear saxophones. I think, “oh that would be a nice will wood intro!” Then the lyrics started and I thought “holy shit it sounds like will wood!” And then I read the description and I was like, “ OH FVCK IT IS WILL WOOD”
Having an absolute hootenanny to this album, this shits hornswoggling swashbuckling tasty ass music. All my homies straight up jiggling and tap dancing having a grand old ball to this wicked ass warlock witching cauldron psychedelic halloween genetlemanly ass beat. Thank you my good gentlemen Mr. Wood and Mr. Maisto for these theatrical devious tunes.
People seem scared about 1fish2fish's lyrics, but to me it's _so_ obvious that it's a Front Street moment. If Will _isn't_ trying to paint the singer of the song as actually the most deranged person ever idk what the hell he was thinking writing the lyrics. It doesn't feel like something an actual misogynist would write at all unless they were specifically trying to paint themself as a cartoon level villian I saw some people annoyed at the low volume lyrics in TBTEYW, but to me it gives me a unique vibe. We're so used to having lyrics in songs a lot louder than the instruments, so hearing them mixed in the background comes off as weird to some people I guess. I love it! Cut/Clap is actually one of my favorite of Will's songs of all time. I can't get enough of it. Everything about it is PERFECT. There's not much more to say than that it's just... AMAZING.
Yeah, Will and the other guy who worked on these tracks apparently made 12 others which we’re never released - which we are sadly never getting because Will doesn’t like bringing up old projects and the other guy got allegations against him
Yeah like 1fish2fish has the chord progressions and flow that I could only make up in my head before this. Hearing all that in an actual song was like an out-of-body experience lmao
1fish2fish lyrics: This cordially inviting lure is sure to let you down This bittersweet bait has a heartbreak waiting And ain’t no fish gonna drown And if you cry “Alright, I’ll bite, I just need a light snack” You’re rooked, line-swingers’ got you hook-line-sinker And ain’t gonna throw you back Wading in the water, waiting for a slaughter Even fucking sharks are somebody’s daughters Lock ‘em up, fathers, ‘cause I’m goin’ fishing This’ll be efficient Haha, isn't she Christian? Diggin’ up the dirt for an earthworm, churning up Her net worth is her purpose: Turning Up Sure enough: Certain of my unhinged, foolish 1 fish 2 fish, black and blue bitch It’s more than whores would bargain for, but lord it’s nicely priced You’re an organ donor for the cure waking up in a tub of ice But at least that baby fat’s gone like a memory, you’ve lost weight overnight But you slip on your own peel, get a grip And clamp And lever And screw And vice Itches come and go, but never slow, did you know Aboriginals used every bit of buffalo? Opportunities they oughtta be chased and tasted, never wasted Maybe wasted Moustraps crack down on a blacked out rat How does that sound? Cheese or an intact back? The better of the two’s up to you It’s 1 fish 2 fish, me or you, bitch
BRO what is the better to eat you with??? like WHAT??? THIS IS SO GOOOD SOUNDS SURREAL WTF i feel like this album is from another dimension, and that is just what slipped into ours 🔥🔥🔥
Exactly, I love the sound of it. One of my favorite deliveries of a line, other than the obvious, is that “pulling up” for some reason lol. I wish it was on other services like Spotify. Also is it just me or is there some In The Hall of the Mountain King in it?
Lyrics for Cut/Clap: Slackjaw bitch with a jigsaw at her throat A nice attempt at the bourgeois, tell ‘em Some born sick with a rich doll’s attitude A trite contempt as if you know, tell ‘em Panic sex and a static wreck I’m sticking out my neck, I got gallow talent Tragic sense of entitlement with a dead-end cul-de-sac of shallow merit Who’s got your back with a knife? I might Who’s the one who wrecked your life this time? Well I’m willing to try I might snap in a minute and I might snap your neck and end it early I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands I might snap in a minute and I might snap your neck and end it early I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands Hacksaw swings at a big-shot animal A white contempt for the truths I tell ‘em I might wink at a nudge and will it well, and wonder who the lie was meant for. Tell ‘em! Spike this drink with anthrax enema, politeness wins over honest terror Slice at link for an impact maximum! Buy your bread from an honest seller Fighting to win over punching bags Garbage cans who watch their waste-lines can’t Go nowhere fast I might snap in a minute and I might snap your neck and end it early I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands I might snap in a minute and I might snap your neck and end it early I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands Blacktop wings: That’s a concrete answer to your weightlessness Icarus says tell ‘em That one thinks is an unsweet treat I think you’re hopeless But we disagree I tell ‘em Shattered specs while you hit the deck You better protect where your eyeballs well up Blue blood, black bile, lips to lick I’m bringing down heaven just to bring your hell up Kites that fly more in the frozen rain: Might they find holes in their broken wings While worship sings/war ships sinks I might snap in a minute and I might snap your neck and end it early I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands I might snap in a minute and I might snap your neck and end it early I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands
I've seen the other two but no one's put the lyrics to The Better To Eat You With so here it is We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might, we never get out alive It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies If I pry my eyeballs open We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might, we never get out alive It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies If I pry my eyeballs open Jockey’s got my riding crop Whipping me to ribbons I don’t want to stop Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer Drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop Jockey’s got my riding crop Whipping me to ribbons I don’t want to stop Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer Drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop Suffering’s just another perspective Toughen up, breathe deep, and just *exhale, exhale* Suffering’s just another perspective Nothing is a much better incentive than- We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might, we never get out alive It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies If I pry my eyeballs open We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might, we never get out alive It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies If I pry my eyeballs open Jack off of all trades, masturbator of none I found my place in the Nowhere Zone I’m in between where I’ve been and will go And where I’m from: Till I’m there, I won’t know Suffering’s just another perspective Toughen up, breathe deep, and just *exhale, exhale* Suffering’s just another perspective Nothing is a much better incentive than- The others take on a rage that the others never see, make me the primary target of your catastrophe With bloody fingers, we're smiling and sharpening our teeth; the better to eat you with when I get you underneath Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite Bite down, down frown, it turns me on you're screaming Bite down, down frown, it turns me off you're- Bite down, down frown, it turns me off when you're screaming Bite down, down frown, it turns me off you're- Suffering’s just another perspective Toughen up, breathe deep, and just *exhale, exhale* Suffering’s just another perspective Nothing is a much better incentive than- Suffering’s just another perspective Toughen up, breathe deep, and just *exhale, exhale* Suffering’s just another perspective Nothing is a much better incentive than-
theres so much like..anger in these songs. I think its super fun to listen to (working on a cover of 1fish2fish!) but I can see why he doesn't want this up to represent him
yeah you're right it does and the one after kind of does too. that's right up my alleyway. lbp has such good songs now I need to find an artist who consistently combines sounding like the littlebigplanet ost and will wood
will wood was probably making shit like this in the womb. it never ends i love it why can he never make a bad song (also I'm gonna choose to believe the misogyny was like an artistic thing and this wasn't apart of the rest of early 2010s ww)
it think the misogynistic parts are meant to mock men like that in the music industry (take for instance the line "1 fish 2 fish, black and blue bitch" vs a later line in the same song "1 fish 2 fish, me or you, bitch". it conjures the idea of a man who treats women poorly because he sees them as competition or feels artistically threatened by them). I mean, he wrote Front Street the same year, and that's a song about date r/pe, told from the perspective of the r/pist, as a way to talk about how vile those people are. the ep is called Bigger Than Yours, which to me, at least, feels like a way of (1) mocking those kinds of men, and (2) telling us what perspective the ep is written from. Also, before he made The Stereosexuals with Johnathan Maisto, he was in a band called A Verbal Equinox, which had a female lead singer, Cheska Colombo. Years later she was later featured on a track on "Self-ish", an album Will released with The Tapeworms. tl;dr. i think it was artistic to
@@DJSilly9 well, the band only released this and dropped out of existence without so much as a Facebook page ever created by them. i think the entire point was to create this one solitary piece of art that mocked shitty people
@@DJSilly9 either way, it was back in 2013, misogyny was so ingrained in pop culture back then, one could be forgiven for saying a few misogynistic things because they could have genuinely not known it was misogynistic
@@DJSilly9 either way, it was back in 2013, misogyny was so ingrained in pop culture back then, one could be forgiven for saying a few misogynistic things because they could have genuinely not known it was misogynistic
i heard a clip of the last one and was never able to find it till now cause i forgot the name, i owe you my life tbh im so glad i randomly clicked on this
I have autism and I used to get so overstimulated that I would have these really bad panic attacks like my brain was trying to process so many things at once that it ceased to function correctly so I scream as loud as I could I fall to the floor and start flailing my limbs almost like a seizure but I was conscious for it felt like my brain was overheating/melting I have been looking for music for so long that feels like that
This is so good. Actually I would listen to more from them if they continued their career. By the way, the general mood of this album is very close to Everything is a lot.
I was watching the comments and you guys are Sleeping with The Better To Eat You With so Imma put the lyrics of it on here for the Fellas who want them We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might we never get out alive. It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies if I pry my eyeballs open. We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might we never get out alive. It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies if I pry my eyeballs open. Jockey’s got my riding crop Whipping me to ribbons I don’t want to stop. Suffer, Suffer, Suffer, Suffer Drop, fucker, Drop, fucker, Drop, Fucker, Drop! Jockey’s got my riding crop Whipping me to ribbons I don’t want to stop Suffer, Suffer, Suffer, Suffer Drop, fucker, Drop, fucker, Drop, Fucker, *Drop!* Suffering’s just another perspective. Toughen up, breathe deep and just Suffering’s just another perspective Nothing is a much better incentive than! We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might we never get out alive. It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies If I pry my eyeballs open We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might we never get out alive. It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies if I pry my eyeballs open. Jack off of all trades, masturbator of none I found my place in the NowHere Zone I’m in between where I’ve been and will go And where I’m from: Till I’m there, I won’t know. Suffering’s just another perspective. Toughen up, breathe deep and just Suffering’s just another perspective Nothing is a much better incentive than! The others take on a rage that the others never see make me the primary target of your catastrophe. With bloody fingers, we're smiling and sharpening our teeth the better to eat you with when I get you underneath. Bite down, down frown, Bite down, down frown, Bite down, down frown! it turns me off you're screaming. Bite down, down frown! it turns me off when you're - Suffering’s just another perspective. Toughen up, breathe deep and just Suffering’s just another perspective Nothing is a much better incentive than! (x2)
It’s kinda like early lemon demon, but if LD was way more brutal and misogynistic. (I pray those lyrics are just what front street was trying to do) Other than that it’s slightly similar.
@@xxpromlggamerproxx tbh front street dates as far back as probably 2012, there's a video of will singing an old (maybe meme? i dont remember) version of it on the Verbal Equinox channel
When I listened to 1fish2fish I thought "Huh this sounds a lot like will wood" Then I listened to this and thought "Wow this REALLY sounds like will wood" Then I learned it WAS will wood
@@boozeyoozey7169 Repressing emotions; "Grow up, be a man, cus til then youre just a short haired girl" from lets get you home "Sufferings just another perspective, toughen up, breath deep, and just-" from the better to eat you with There's definitely more, both songs are more complex than that, but I can't find it in me to find any more specific examples; their lyrics in general give off similar vibes.
1fish2fish: This cordially inviting lure is sure to let you down This bittersweet bait has a heartbreak waiting And ain’t no fish gonna drown! And if you cry “Alright, I’ll bite, I just need a light snack” You’re rooked, line-swingers’ got you hook-line-sinker And ain’t gonna throw you back! Wading in the water, waiting for a slaughter Even fucking sharks are somebody’s daughters! Lock ‘em up, fathers, ‘cause I’m goin’ fishing This’ll be efficient Haha, isn't she Christian!? Diggin’ up the dirt for an earthworm, churning up Her net worth is her purpose: Turning Up Sure enough: Certain of my unhinged, foolish 1 fish 2 fish, black and blue bitch! It’s more than whores would bargain for, but lord it’s nicely priced! You’re an organ donor for the cure waking up in a tub of ice But at least that baby fat’s gone like a memory, you’ve lost weight overnight! But you slip on your own peel, get a grip And clamp, and lever, and screw, and vice! Itches come and go, but never slow, did you know Aboriginals used every bit of buffalo? Opportunities they oughtta be chased and tasted, never wasted.. Maybe wasted Moustraps crack down on a blacked out rat! How does that sound? Cheese or an intact back? The better of the two’s up to you It’s 1 fish 2 fish, me or you, bitch! Da da da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da da da Da da da La da da da da! The Better To Eat You With: We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might, we never get out alive It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies If I pry my eyeballs open! We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might, we never get out alive It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies If I pry my eyeballs open! Jockey’s got me riding crop Whip me more Don’t want to stop Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer Drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop! Jockey’s got me riding crop Whip me more Don’t want to stop Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer Drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop! Suffering’s just another perspective Toughen up, breathe deep, and just- Suffering’s just another perspective Nothing is a much better incentive than!- We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might, we never get out alive It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies If I pry my eyeballs open! We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might, we never get out alive It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies If I pry my eyeballs open! Jack off of all trades, masturbator of none! I found my place in the Nowhere Zone I’m in between where it is and will go! And where I’m from: Till I’m there, I won’t know Suffering’s just another perspective Toughen up, breathe deep, and just- Suffering’s just another perspective Nothing is a much better incentive than!- Your failures take on a rage that the others never see, make me the primary target of your catastrophe With bloody fingers, we're smiling and sharpening our teeth; the better to eat you with when I get you underneath! Woah Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite Bite down, down frown, it turns me on when you're screaming Bite down, down frown, it turns me on when you're- Bite down, down frown, it turns me off when you're screaming Bite down, down frown, it turns me off when you're- Suffering’s just another perspective Toughen up, breathe deep, and just- Suffering’s just another perspective Nothing is a much better incentive than!- Suffering’s just another perspective Toughen up, breathe deep, and just- Suffering’s just another perspective Nothing is a much better incentive than!- Cut/Clap: Slackjaw bitch with a jigsaw at her throat A nice attempt at the bourgeois, tell ‘em! Some born sick with a rich doll’s attitude A trite contempt as if you know, tell ‘em! Panic sex and a static wreck! I’m sticking out my neck, I got gallow talent Tragic sense of entitlement with a dead-end cul-de-sac of shallow merit! Who’s got your back with a knife? I might Who’s the one who wrecked your life this time? Well I’m willing to try! I might snap in a minute and I might snap your neck and end it early! I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands! I might snap in a minute and I might snap your neck and end it early! I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands! Hacksaw swings at a big-shot animal A white contempt for the truths I tell ‘em! I might wink at a nudge and will it well, and wonder who the lie was meant for. Tell ‘em! Spike this drink with anthrax enema, politeness wins over honest terror! Slice at link for an impact maximum! Buy your bread from an honest seller Fighting to win over punching bags Garbage cans who watch their waist-lines can’t Go nowhere fast! I might snap in a minute and I might snap your neck and end it early! I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands! I might snap in a minute and I might snap your neck and end it early! I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands! Blacktop wings: That’s a concrete answer to your weightlessness, Icarus says tell ‘em! That one thinks is an unsweet treat I think you’re hopeless But we disagree I tell ‘em! Shattered specs while you hit the deck You better protect where your eyeballs well up! Blue blood, black bile, lips to lick I’m bringing down heaven just to bring your hell up! Kites that fly more in the frozen rain: Might they find holes in their broken wings While worship sings! I might snap in a minute and I might snap your neck and end it early! I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands! I might snap in a minute and I might snap your neck and end it early! I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands!
Hello people of the will wood Fandom I have a question does anyone know any of his work before like 2011 because I'm told he has stuff before Jamface and a strange thick and all that so I was just wondering if anyone knew what was before that.
these are funky as hell, but i just can’t listen to them with the lyrics being what they are. makes me super uncomfy. hoping it’s like front street where it’s more so a culture critique, because if not, yikes.
WHY ARE THEESE SONG SO GOOD FOR GODS SAKE??? Will wood has so much potential, I don't listen to him as much as I used to but I still love his old songs like these, the ones from A Verbal Equinox and many more. I wish I had such a creative mind to produce songs like these. also in my opinion the new album like In case I make it doesn't hit as much as the older ones used to :((
If you noticed, some of the replies feature a now dead link to a pre-Tapeworms solo album. I will not be reuploading it, I'm all for media preservation (so I will be keeping them backed up on my own personal drive, sorry Will) but I'm not for getting my ass kicked by copyright strikes, nor am I for publicizing an independent artist's early history against their wishes.
bro got all the early access 😭😭 /positive
I would give so much to have a chance to hear what that sounds like
@@loganhartson5942 i'm pretty sure its william sunshine which you can find on vidlii
@@loganhartson5942 Same here
thats probably A Demonstrative Manifesto isnt it
WE MAKIN IT OUTTA FRONT STREET WITH THIS ONE BOYS
I think if anything we’re going TO front street with this one🔥
i cant believe will invented music just for this album omg
Yo ur a dolls fan?
Yeah that was a will thing to do of him
@@SmallAndInconvenient hell yeah
you could say he. he. he wi. wi. will. he will. wille. d. he. h he he will. he willed. d. he willed music to. to make this. this. this album. haha
@@wardinespurrit totally
I clicked on this video, it’s been on my FYP for several days. I thought it would be just a cool album by a little known artist. Then the music started. I hear saxophones. I think, “oh that would be a nice will wood intro!” Then the lyrics started and I thought “holy shit it sounds like will wood!” And then I read the description and I was like, “ OH FVCK IT IS WILL WOOD”
This has happened to me with multiple band recommendations, specifically strange thick and a verbal equinox.
LMAOOOOO
@@kewlcat69 a year late so you probably already have heard of them, ever listen to jamface?? (its another will wood band)
these songs will literally never get old holy shit
Will even had fire in 2014
The guy has been talented from the start.
@@liley3505 yep.
Will born with the music
I feel like Will doesn’t actually regret the stuff from the tapeworms. He just regrets the line about the mousetrap in 1Fish2Fish.
i see what you did there
Username is very fitting
Having an absolute hootenanny to this album, this shits hornswoggling swashbuckling tasty ass music. All my homies straight up jiggling and tap dancing having a grand old ball to this wicked ass warlock witching cauldron psychedelic halloween genetlemanly ass beat. Thank you my good gentlemen Mr. Wood and Mr. Maisto for these theatrical devious tunes.
i want to absorb this comment into my bloodstream
holy shit what are you doing here scratch
@@harptastic I am a will wood stan is this not obvious
SCRATCHRABBIT OMG I LOVE YOUR SHIT SM
@@ScratchRabbit I don't even remember you yet I am subscribed already, how mysterious.
People seem scared about 1fish2fish's lyrics, but to me it's _so_ obvious that it's a Front Street moment. If Will _isn't_ trying to paint the singer of the song as actually the most deranged person ever idk what the hell he was thinking writing the lyrics. It doesn't feel like something an actual misogynist would write at all unless they were specifically trying to paint themself as a cartoon level villian
I saw some people annoyed at the low volume lyrics in TBTEYW, but to me it gives me a unique vibe. We're so used to having lyrics in songs a lot louder than the instruments, so hearing them mixed in the background comes off as weird to some people I guess. I love it!
Cut/Clap is actually one of my favorite of Will's songs of all time. I can't get enough of it. Everything about it is PERFECT. There's not much more to say than that it's just... AMAZING.
Yeah this, will wood was mysoginist but he was not this self unaware,
the fact that most of this album is lost media is kinda surreal tbh
Yeah, Will and the other guy who worked on these tracks apparently made 12 others which we’re never released - which we are sadly never getting because Will doesn’t like bringing up old projects and the other guy got allegations against him
@@Aegrotatiowait what were the allegations??
@@24lenihr grooming
These don’t sound like real songs. i feel like i wasn’t supposed to hear them.
Them not being on Spotify and the cover looking like disfigured version of Everything is a lot ads to that feeling
@@obitosenju3768 Looks more like the border on self-ish if you ask me
@@Jroobelucios I think it’s a curtain! You can see the edge of the room on the cover
@@v4nillatwilight holy- I never noticed that
Yeah like 1fish2fish has the chord progressions and flow that I could only make up in my head before this.
Hearing all that in an actual song was like an out-of-body experience lmao
I saw this when I was very tired and thought it was a Spongebob time card
i am so deep in the will wood iceberg
Trust me you're not even close
@@sortakindaknownish yeah i've realized that now.
[ trust me. it goes even deeper ]
watch?v=qDlmpuwl52w
im currently fascinated as fuck right now
i desperately need a retrospective on it
It’s so weird.
This feels like Will Wood had a musical lovechild with Mindless Self Indulgence and I think I have ascended
YOU HAVE ALL THE REASON WTF
My guy, literally written by will wood
@@lovecraftscat8540 Yes I know that 💀
@@lovecraftscat8540 💀
not mindless self indulgence 🤢 (Jimmy Urine is a p3d0)
The Better To Eat You With is so slept on
ikr?? i wish it was on spotify holy shit
It's such an amazing song, definitely deserves more attention
TRUTH its my favorite song
SO FUCKIN TRUE!!! LITERALLY THE BEST THING IN HERE
its my fav! ^_^
holy shit this is amazing. this is like that handsome devil snorted coke and had a shot of neuroticism. i adore this.
wonderful description.
detailed
EXACTLY HOW WE LIKE IT
If you like it check out will woods other stuff it’s pretty good
omg my Will Wood hyperfixation has gotten me this deep wow
I'm not alone in my addiction. Just one more song man, I'm feigning!
me when ive known him for a week.
I like this album. I feel this 2015-2018 will wood vibe with strange patterns, third eye, colorful suits and madness
This was 2013-4 but aight
probably because it's multiple patterns overlaid I think? but this is REALLY old so I doubt it's ai @42reasons2panic
these are ridiculous, it's like SELF-iSH but with even less restraint. can't wait to listen to these until i get sick of them
Same lol
god damn this will wood hyperfixation rlly taking me in a great direction
could not have fucking agreed more
Accurate (please help it's been 3 years I want to see my family.)
@@rateyes8882 :)
With Will Wood, you're either all out or all in. No turning back now!
@@joeytofil2259 there's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
I've ignored this in suggestions for like 4 months. I'm a damn fool for waiting so long
You're not alone, pretty upset with myself for that 😭
++++++
1fish2fish lyrics:
This cordially inviting lure is sure to let you down
This bittersweet bait has a heartbreak waiting
And ain’t no fish gonna drown
And if you cry “Alright, I’ll bite, I just need a light snack”
You’re rooked, line-swingers’ got you hook-line-sinker
And ain’t gonna throw you back
Wading in the water, waiting for a slaughter
Even fucking sharks are somebody’s daughters
Lock ‘em up, fathers, ‘cause I’m goin’ fishing
This’ll be efficient
Haha, isn't she Christian?
Diggin’ up the dirt for an earthworm, churning up
Her net worth is her purpose: Turning Up
Sure enough: Certain of my unhinged, foolish
1 fish 2 fish, black and blue bitch
It’s more than whores would bargain for, but lord it’s nicely priced You’re an organ donor for the cure waking up in a tub of ice
But at least that baby fat’s gone like a memory, you’ve lost weight overnight
But you slip on your own peel, get a grip
And clamp And lever And screw And vice
Itches come and go, but never slow, did you know Aboriginals used every bit of buffalo?
Opportunities they oughtta be chased and tasted, never wasted Maybe wasted
Moustraps crack down on a blacked out rat
How does that sound?
Cheese or an intact back?
The better of the two’s up to you
It’s 1 fish 2 fish, me or you, bitch
THANK YOU Morgan Lea Stauter
@@lavindollz You’re welcome, I don’t know your full name
Thank you so much
WAIT I KNOW YOU YOU SENT ME LOTS OF WILL WOOD PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM THAT ONE TIME OMGGG??
@@arttheclown9114 OH YEAH HI
Absolutely not complaining about it but why am i finding so many old ww songs that i didn’t even know existed?? They’re absolute fire damn
same
mostly on accident
@@TeiJay_ I blame you fr
@@Arsonimp D: you did this to me its your fault
Try ‘You are love’
Defo the most hidden one 😊
@@destroy2enjoy Definitely not even close to being the most hidden one but that one's pretty cool :D /nm
BRO what is the better to eat you with??? like WHAT??? THIS IS SO GOOOD SOUNDS SURREAL WTF
i feel like this album is from another dimension, and that is just what slipped into ours
🔥🔥🔥
5:26 if listen closely it sounds like will is screaming ‘Mario Mario Mario Mario’
He’s screaming for Mario conte
Maybe it's just me, but the saxes in 1fish2fish sound like they're talking to each other and I love that
The lyrics to 1fish2fish are so revolting but its so catchy, i cant get enough of it. I need it on Spotify 🙏🏼😭
Exactly, I love the sound of it. One of my favorite deliveries of a line, other than the obvious, is that “pulling up” for some reason lol. I wish it was on other services like Spotify.
Also is it just me or is there some In The Hall of the Mountain King in it?
What in the mindless self indulgence has will wood done
so true
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT😭
Y E S!!!!
This hits different at 1:11 am waiting for dryer to be done
is it done yet
@@JimBFB yes, but it literally took like 5 hours 😔
Is it done yet
@@GYaah_ no
@@omj1045 😞
Lyrics for Cut/Clap:
Slackjaw bitch with a jigsaw at her throat
A nice attempt at the bourgeois, tell ‘em
Some born sick with a rich doll’s attitude
A trite contempt as if you know, tell ‘em
Panic sex and a static wreck
I’m sticking out my neck, I got gallow talent
Tragic sense of entitlement with a dead-end cul-de-sac of shallow merit
Who’s got your back with a knife? I might
Who’s the one who wrecked your life this time?
Well I’m willing to try
I might snap in a minute and
I might snap your neck and end it early
I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands
I might snap in a minute and
I might snap your neck and end it early
I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands
Hacksaw swings at a big-shot animal
A white contempt for the truths I tell ‘em
I might wink at a nudge and will it well, and wonder who the lie was meant for. Tell ‘em!
Spike this drink with anthrax enema, politeness wins over honest terror
Slice at link for an impact maximum!
Buy your bread from an honest seller
Fighting to win over punching bags
Garbage cans who watch their waste-lines can’t
Go nowhere fast
I might snap in a minute and
I might snap your neck and end it early
I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands
I might snap in a minute and
I might snap your neck and end it early
I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands
Blacktop wings: That’s a concrete answer to your weightlessness Icarus says tell ‘em
That one thinks is an unsweet treat
I think you’re hopeless
But we disagree I tell ‘em
Shattered specs while you hit the deck
You better protect where your eyeballs well up
Blue blood, black bile, lips to lick
I’m bringing down heaven just to bring your hell up
Kites that fly more in the frozen rain: Might they find holes in their broken wings
While worship sings/war ships sinks
I might snap in a minute and
I might snap your neck and end it early
I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands
I might snap in a minute and
I might snap your neck and end it early
I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands
@Ashley Campbell OH HI ASHLEY
Best one of the 3
The best
@hotpocketyummy hi ashley
@@Press-Star-ToPlay fr
I've seen the other two but no one's put the lyrics to The Better To Eat You With so here it is
We all love to lie and bide time to die
And try like we might, we never get out alive
It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies
If I pry my eyeballs open
We all love to lie and bide time to die
And try like we might, we never get out alive
It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies
If I pry my eyeballs open
Jockey’s got my riding crop
Whipping me to ribbons
I don’t want to stop
Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer
Drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop
Jockey’s got my riding crop
Whipping me to ribbons
I don’t want to stop
Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer
Drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop
Suffering’s just another perspective
Toughen up, breathe deep, and just *exhale, exhale*
Suffering’s just another perspective
Nothing is a much better incentive than-
We all love to lie and bide time to die
And try like we might, we never get out alive
It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies
If I pry my eyeballs open
We all love to lie and bide time to die
And try like we might, we never get out alive
It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies
If I pry my eyeballs open
Jack off of all trades, masturbator of none
I found my place in the Nowhere Zone
I’m in between where I’ve been and will go
And where I’m from: Till I’m there, I won’t know
Suffering’s just another perspective
Toughen up, breathe deep, and just *exhale, exhale*
Suffering’s just another perspective
Nothing is a much better incentive than-
The others take on a rage that the others never see, make me the primary target of your catastrophe
With bloody fingers, we're smiling and sharpening our teeth; the better to eat you with when I get you underneath
Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite
Bite down, down frown, it turns me on you're screaming
Bite down, down frown, it turns me off you're-
Bite down, down frown, it turns me off when you're screaming
Bite down, down frown, it turns me off you're-
Suffering’s just another perspective
Toughen up, breathe deep, and just *exhale, exhale*
Suffering’s just another perspective
Nothing is a much better incentive than-
Suffering’s just another perspective
Toughen up, breathe deep, and just *exhale, exhale*
Suffering’s just another perspective
Nothing is a much better incentive than-
When you read the lyrics it actually hits hard
@@Mr.Overrated fuckin right?????? god, i wish we had more of this album
@@rosieclym8197 yeah :(
Thank you ugh!!!! I love you for giving this song the attention it deserves
THANKK YOU!
relistening to this with fresh ears omg the instrumental is fucking batshit insane technically
(specifically 1fish2fish)
i love 1fish2fish so much i listen to it bi-weekly
So real
the “Haha, isn’t she christian” line EUAGAIDJKSS- 😫😫😫 I love how demented and chaotic his voice sounds
are you gay, small pupper?
REAL OMG
eSPECIALLY THE LAUGH BRO OMFG
if will wood and neros day at disneyland had a lovechild it wouldq be this. specifically better to eat you with
Specially The better to eat you with
EXACTLYYYTTTTTTT
Do I understand the lyrics: no
Do I love the music: yes
I don't even know how I got into this, one moment I was listening to wilwood and the next moment I'm listening to this, and it's not bad
Technically you're still listening to will wood, lol
God I feel so lucky to have found this!!!!!!!!!!! WW really never misses
theres so much like..anger in these songs. I think its super fun to listen to (working on a cover of 1fish2fish!) but I can see why he doesn't want this up to represent him
can i hear?
ooooo a cover would be gnarly!!
Mindless self-ish indulgence
the instrumental for the better to eat you with reminds me of something that would be in a little big planet level lmao
fr ‼️ this guy speaks facts 🤣
@@axolitic that sure is a will wood fan right there
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yeah you're right it does and the one after kind of does too. that's right up my alleyway. lbp has such good songs now I need to find an artist who consistently combines sounding like the littlebigplanet ost and will wood
and also there's a strange thick song that sounds like volver de comenzar from littlebigplanet but i don't know it's name
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THSI I LOVE WILL WOOD
Back a year later to say I LOVE MISOGYNY ROCK
Wow how come I JUST NOW learn this exists, so sad it’s not on Spotify😭
“The Better to Eat you with” is my new favorite song
will wood was probably making shit like this in the womb. it never ends i love it why can he never make a bad song (also I'm gonna choose to believe the misogyny was like an artistic thing and this wasn't apart of the rest of early 2010s ww)
it think the misogynistic parts are meant to mock men like that in the music industry (take for instance the line "1 fish 2 fish, black and blue bitch" vs a later line in the same song "1 fish 2 fish, me or you, bitch". it conjures the idea of a man who treats women poorly because he sees them as competition or feels artistically threatened by them). I mean, he wrote Front Street the same year, and that's a song about date r/pe, told from the perspective of the r/pist, as a way to talk about how vile those people are. the ep is called Bigger Than Yours, which to me, at least, feels like a way of (1) mocking those kinds of men, and (2) telling us what perspective the ep is written from. Also, before he made The Stereosexuals with Johnathan Maisto, he was in a band called A Verbal Equinox, which had a female lead singer, Cheska Colombo. Years later she was later featured on a track on "Self-ish", an album Will released with The Tapeworms.
tl;dr. i think it was artistic to
@@juniperberryyyy yeah thats what i meant, and I'm hoping and praying to god you're right
@@DJSilly9
well, the band only released this and dropped out of existence without so much as a Facebook page ever created by them. i think the entire point was to create this one solitary piece of art that mocked shitty people
@@DJSilly9 either way, it was back in 2013, misogyny was so ingrained in pop culture back then, one could be forgiven for saying a few misogynistic things because they could have genuinely not known it was misogynistic
@@DJSilly9 either way, it was back in 2013, misogyny was so ingrained in pop culture back then, one could be forgiven for saying a few misogynistic things because they could have genuinely not known it was misogynistic
HAPPY 10 YEARS TO PEAK
MISOGYNY ROCK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
One of the best albums I've ever heard
real. i'm so upset the rest is lost media, just from what we've heard from these 3 it's probably an amazing album in itself
8:54 banger
frrr it’s the best part of the song
i've found it
Rad
I NEED THIS ALBUM ON SPOTIFY
i heard a clip of the last one and was never able to find it till now cause i forgot the name, i owe you my life tbh im so glad i randomly clicked on this
I have autism and I used to get so overstimulated that I would have these really bad panic attacks like my brain was trying to process so many things at once that it ceased to function correctly so I scream as loud as I could I fall to the floor and start flailing my limbs almost like a seizure but I was conscious for it felt like my brain was overheating/melting I have been looking for music for so long that feels like that
Being autistic and a will wood fan is definitely an experience
this album makes me wanna draw the most dehinged, trippy ass gore art
i dont know why, but these songs genuinely comfort me for some reason. i would sacrifice all but 2 of my toes (on each foot) for the full album.
the fact the album cover is on a curtain or something astounds me
I NEED THE 12 TRACKS HOLY..
This is so good. Actually I would listen to more from them if they continued their career. By the way, the general mood of this album is very close to Everything is a lot.
when i saw will wood i scrumed so fucking loud
crumming
@@zerotian5661 i dislike you and your unethical practices
@@zerotian5661 Scrumming*
they scrummed 😔
I was watching the comments and you guys are Sleeping with The Better To Eat You With
so
Imma put the lyrics of it on here for the Fellas who want them
We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might
we never get out alive.
It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies
if I pry my eyeballs open.
We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might
we never get out alive.
It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies
if I pry my eyeballs open.
Jockey’s got my riding crop Whipping me to ribbons
I don’t want to stop.
Suffer, Suffer, Suffer, Suffer
Drop, fucker, Drop, fucker, Drop, Fucker, Drop!
Jockey’s got my riding crop Whipping me to ribbons
I don’t want to stop Suffer, Suffer, Suffer, Suffer
Drop, fucker, Drop, fucker, Drop, Fucker, *Drop!*
Suffering’s just another perspective.
Toughen up, breathe deep and just
Suffering’s just another perspective
Nothing is a much better incentive than!
We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might
we never get out alive.
It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies
If I pry my eyeballs open
We all love to lie and bide time to die And try like we might
we never get out alive.
It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies
if I pry my eyeballs open.
Jack off of all trades, masturbator of none
I found my place in the NowHere Zone
I’m in between where I’ve been and will go
And where I’m from: Till I’m there, I won’t know.
Suffering’s just another perspective.
Toughen up, breathe deep and just
Suffering’s just another perspective
Nothing is a much better incentive than!
The others take on a rage that the others never see
make me the primary target of your catastrophe.
With bloody fingers, we're smiling and sharpening our teeth
the better to eat you with when I get you underneath.
Bite down, down frown, Bite down, down frown, Bite down, down frown!
it turns me off you're screaming.
Bite down, down frown!
it turns me off when you're -
Suffering’s just another perspective.
Toughen up, breathe deep and just
Suffering’s just another perspective
Nothing is a much better incentive than! (x2)
It vaguely sounds like an old fnaf song lmao
SSUFFERING IS JUST ANOTHER PERSPECTIVE!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥 (my favorite from this album is "The Better to eat you with")
Now that I can say for sure that the other voice is Jonathon Maisto, I finally can sleep knowing who those background vocals are on self-ish 😊
Now i want a remaster version of this album
my lord I love all 3 of these songs
Im just trying to cover everything in the will wood iceberg and its amazing why i havent heard of those before and why its not on spotify i need it😿
I finally found it
listening to this at school
It’s kinda like early lemon demon, but if LD was way more brutal and misogynistic. (I pray those lyrics are just what front street was trying to do) Other than that it’s slightly similar.
They are, front street was made same year
@@xxpromlggamerproxx tbh front street dates as far back as probably 2012, there's a video of will singing an old (maybe meme? i dont remember) version of it on the Verbal Equinox channel
this some oogly boogly type
I really can't believe I didn't know about this
this guy kinda sounds like will wood
You’re not gonna BELIEVE this but 💥
it is him dawg
@@handmemyshovel that was the joke
i think this was the first release will made under the will wood name lol
When I listened to 1fish2fish I thought "Huh this sounds a lot like will wood"
Then I listened to this and thought "Wow this REALLY sounds like will wood"
Then I learned it WAS will wood
A round of applause for Jonathon Maisto as well.
Update: Don't give him an applause
doesn't age well
@@whereisqwerty what did he do?
@@wwrreenn search up about it
@@wwrreenn he was sexting a 16 year old and grooming her.
@@wwrreenn groom children
Betealaberga, tomó mucho encontrarlo aquí
The better to eat you with has very similar themes to lets get you home 🤔
I don't see the similarity can you explain more?
@@boozeyoozey7169 Repressing emotions;
"Grow up, be a man, cus til then youre just a short haired girl" from lets get you home
"Sufferings just another perspective, toughen up, breath deep, and just-" from the better to eat you with
There's definitely more, both songs are more complex than that, but I can't find it in me to find any more specific examples; their lyrics in general give off similar vibes.
@@kaishakat2741 oh ok thanks!
@@boozeyoozey7169 np!
@@kaishakat2741 Oh, no. No. Not at all. The better to eat you with is more about SA. Far more serious if you ask me.
i LOVE finding out new things abt will wood (old music btw) its so fun i love him i love all his projects and silly little songs
All of these are so good :D i keep watching this over and over >:]
So,true me from the past
Sooo true me from 3 months ago
So true me from 3 months ago
so true you from 3 months ago
@@capriciousTaciturn thank you for reminding me to keep the chain going 🙏 thank you Willard from 2 hours ago
I got recommended this, didn’t even know Will Wood was the singer! UA-cam knows me too well.
0:00 1fish2fish
3:04 better to eat you with
6:17 cut/clap
The Better To Eat You With sounds like it's from Shadow the Hedgehog.
i can't get over how good these are
🕺💃🕺
Awesome :) I wish I could listen to the rest of this album :( I hope will wood releases the other songs someday :D
They got lost as the result of a power surge 😔
@@LonelyGamer4 :(
1fish2fish:
This cordially inviting lure is sure to let you down
This bittersweet bait has a heartbreak waiting
And ain’t no fish gonna drown!
And if you cry “Alright, I’ll bite, I just need a light snack”
You’re rooked, line-swingers’ got you hook-line-sinker
And ain’t gonna throw you back!
Wading in the water, waiting for a slaughter
Even fucking sharks are somebody’s daughters!
Lock ‘em up, fathers, ‘cause I’m goin’ fishing
This’ll be efficient
Haha, isn't she Christian!?
Diggin’ up the dirt for an earthworm, churning up
Her net worth is her purpose: Turning Up
Sure enough: Certain of my unhinged, foolish
1 fish 2 fish, black and blue bitch!
It’s more than whores would bargain for, but lord it’s nicely priced!
You’re an organ donor for the cure waking up in a tub of ice
But at least that baby fat’s gone like a memory, you’ve lost weight overnight!
But you slip on your own peel, get a grip
And clamp, and lever, and screw, and vice!
Itches come and go, but never slow, did you know Aboriginals used every bit of buffalo?
Opportunities they oughtta be chased and tasted, never wasted.. Maybe wasted
Moustraps crack down on a blacked out rat!
How does that sound?
Cheese or an intact back?
The better of the two’s up to you
It’s 1 fish 2 fish, me or you, bitch!
Da da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da da
Da da da
La da da da da!
The Better To Eat You With:
We all love to lie and bide time to die
And try like we might, we never get out alive
It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies
If I pry my eyeballs open!
We all love to lie and bide time to die
And try like we might, we never get out alive
It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies
If I pry my eyeballs open!
Jockey’s got me riding crop
Whip me more
Don’t want to stop
Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer
Drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop!
Jockey’s got me riding crop
Whip me more
Don’t want to stop
Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer
Drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop, fucker, drop!
Suffering’s just another perspective
Toughen up, breathe deep, and just-
Suffering’s just another perspective
Nothing is a much better incentive than!-
We all love to lie and bide time to die
And try like we might, we never get out alive
It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies
If I pry my eyeballs open!
We all love to lie and bide time to die
And try like we might, we never get out alive
It’s nighttime and I could find light in skies
If I pry my eyeballs open!
Jack off of all trades, masturbator of none!
I found my place in the Nowhere Zone
I’m in between where it is and will go!
And where I’m from: Till I’m there, I won’t know
Suffering’s just another perspective
Toughen up, breathe deep, and just-
Suffering’s just another perspective
Nothing is a much better incentive than!-
Your failures take on a rage that the others never see, make me the primary target of your catastrophe
With bloody fingers, we're smiling and sharpening our teeth; the better to eat you with when I get you underneath!
Woah
Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite
Bite down, down frown, it turns me on when you're screaming
Bite down, down frown, it turns me on when you're-
Bite down, down frown, it turns me off when you're screaming
Bite down, down frown, it turns me off when you're-
Suffering’s just another perspective
Toughen up, breathe deep, and just-
Suffering’s just another perspective
Nothing is a much better incentive than!-
Suffering’s just another perspective
Toughen up, breathe deep, and just-
Suffering’s just another perspective
Nothing is a much better incentive than!-
Cut/Clap:
Slackjaw bitch with a jigsaw at her throat
A nice attempt at the bourgeois, tell ‘em!
Some born sick with a rich doll’s attitude
A trite contempt as if you know, tell ‘em!
Panic sex and a static wreck!
I’m sticking out my neck, I got gallow talent
Tragic sense of entitlement with a dead-end cul-de-sac of shallow merit!
Who’s got your back with a knife? I might
Who’s the one who wrecked your life this time?
Well I’m willing to try!
I might snap in a minute and
I might snap your neck and end it early!
I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands!
I might snap in a minute and
I might snap your neck and end it early!
I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands!
Hacksaw swings at a big-shot animal
A white contempt for the truths I tell ‘em!
I might wink at a nudge and will it well, and wonder who the lie was meant for. Tell ‘em!
Spike this drink with anthrax enema, politeness wins over honest terror!
Slice at link for an impact maximum!
Buy your bread from an honest seller
Fighting to win over punching bags
Garbage cans who watch their waist-lines can’t
Go nowhere fast!
I might snap in a minute and
I might snap your neck and end it early!
I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands!
I might snap in a minute and
I might snap your neck and end it early!
I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands!
Blacktop wings: That’s a concrete answer to your weightlessness, Icarus says tell ‘em!
That one thinks is an unsweet treat
I think you’re hopeless
But we disagree I tell ‘em!
Shattered specs while you hit the deck
You better protect where your eyeballs well up!
Blue blood, black bile, lips to lick
I’m bringing down heaven just to bring your hell up!
Kites that fly more in the frozen rain: Might they find holes in their broken wings
While worship sings!
I might snap in a minute and
I might snap your neck and end it early!
I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands!
I might snap in a minute and
I might snap your neck and end it early!
I might cut my wrists and I might clap my hands!
Appreciated
I am so madly in love with you
@@littleblockser8d840 mwah
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma YAAYY MWAH
Isn't this technically an EP? but THANK YOU SO MUCH anyways :3
no it is a album but apparently the 12 other tracks are lost in a hardrive or something
listening to this at the airport
Hello people of the will wood Fandom I have a question does anyone know any of his work before like 2011 because I'm told he has stuff before Jamface and a strange thick and all that so I was just wondering if anyone knew what was before that.
A verbal equinox
Ohh ok I thought he had stuff even before them
@@willieseybold3170jamface/strange thick
@@willieseybold3170jamface
im sorry person who uploaded this but i keep seeing your profile picture as lhuguenys. i'm going nuts.
m might mut my mrists mnd m might mlap my mands
it feels illegal to listen to this but 💥
it's a shame that they only made 3 songs. the songs are so good.
They made 15, actually! The other twelve are lost media, though
Busting it down nematode style
I found out abt this and A Verbal Equinox from a tiktok comment on a bad Will Wood edit
these are funky as hell, but i just can’t listen to them with the lyrics being what they are. makes me super uncomfy. hoping it’s like front street where it’s more so a culture critique, because if not, yikes.
It defo is
Not exactly songs to be happily singing to…
It is a culture critique
it is dw
WHY ARE THEESE SONG SO GOOD FOR GODS SAKE??? Will wood has so much potential, I don't listen to him as much as I used to but I still love his old songs like these, the ones from A Verbal Equinox and many more. I wish I had such a creative mind to produce songs like these. also in my opinion the new album like In case I make it doesn't hit as much as the older ones used to :((
didn’t he loose the rest of the album in a power outage or something? i saw someone say that’s why the album was only three songs but idk
im not entirely sure, but they're probably rotting in a old harddrive or got lost/deleted & turned into lost media
this tickles my brain :)
Wawawawawa yes
3:38
2:41