Yokai Explained: The Pervert Squirtle Who Grabs Your Butt (Kappa)

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  • @Linfamy
    @Linfamy  4 роки тому +500

    Will this video be demonetized?
    Worth it.
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  • @sorban5352
    @sorban5352 4 роки тому +1476

    Christian : The Soul is in your Heart.
    Scientist : The Soul is in your Brain.
    Japanese : The Soul is in you Butt !
    Christian & Scientist : ...wtf ?

    • @Losshe
      @Losshe 4 роки тому +165

      Does this mean in Japan touching someone's soul means...

    • @sorban5352
      @sorban5352 4 роки тому +101

      @@Losshe Gays love it !

    • @k0rpen.
      @k0rpen. 4 роки тому +3

      Lol Ledgett

    • @ccaffie1231
      @ccaffie1231 4 роки тому +41

      beautiful, truely soul-touching

    • @lazy_nyt
      @lazy_nyt 3 роки тому +11

      And the Soul replied: I stay anywhere I want in body and none of your dam business whether in the heart or in the a$$ or in the balls- left or right.
      Anyway who can stand the stinking shit smell for very long time?

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 роки тому +1633

    This is why I choose Charmander instead of Squirtle

  • @thareqprimaharianto8725
    @thareqprimaharianto8725 4 роки тому +1020

    Shirikodama actually exists, in male's body at least. It's called "prostate".

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 4 роки тому +209

      Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Although that sheds zero light on why Japanese folklore would think it contains the soul. Well, not unless those Japanese villagers were really into p-spot massages, anyway...

    • @idraote
      @idraote 4 роки тому +119

      @@jasonblalock4429 I'm told (by a friend, I wouldn't know anything about it) that prostate massages can be pleasurable. That's why people use cucumbers.

    • @shannonlove4328
      @shannonlove4328 4 роки тому +85

      That was my thought as well. All this sounds related to the massage/electrical stimulation of the prostate used to induce ejaculations in studs/bulls as well as impotent and paralyzed humans.

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +256

      This is a lot of information..

    • @thareqprimaharianto8725
      @thareqprimaharianto8725 4 роки тому +40

      @@jasonblalock4429 I do believe they somehow were into that kind of thing.

  • @Inconsolable_Weeb
    @Inconsolable_Weeb 4 роки тому +753

    “Pull off it’s arm like a LEGO figure” ah yes, the great LEGO massacres around the world

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +84

      Revenge for them destroying the bottom of my feet.

    • @Sovietube
      @Sovietube 4 роки тому +9

      Rwandan genocide Lego set

    • @antokarman2064
      @antokarman2064 4 роки тому +17

      A man has fallen into the river in Lego city
      HEEYY!!

    • @bryank4521
      @bryank4521 4 роки тому +3

      anto karman *speed building intensifies*

    • @benn6726
      @benn6726 4 роки тому +1

      I would not stand a chance against kapas because i have a hard time pulling of lego figures arms off

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 4 роки тому +654

    No one:
    The Kappa: Swiggity swooty. I'm coming for your booty.

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 4 роки тому +532

    Human used fart: It's super effective!

    • @TheTheManCave
      @TheTheManCave 3 роки тому +2

      Cocogoat milk

    • @graylee945
      @graylee945 3 роки тому +2

      you got me laughing for real!! XD🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hi.241
      @hi.241 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheTheManCave qiqi?-

    • @lilbill7385
      @lilbill7385 3 роки тому +2

      Everyone in a mile radius fainted!

  • @Linfamy
    @Linfamy  4 роки тому +436

    Guess the kappa’s preferred adult entertainment category.

  • @kevinaudrey4731
    @kevinaudrey4731 4 роки тому +313

    And the carpenter walks along the river. His straw doll he carried with him. The river before him, he yeeted the doll so hard and and brazenly yelled, "Eat *ss!!!"

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +73

      And scientology is born.

  • @frnz1943
    @frnz1943 4 роки тому +700

    ER doctor: for the last time, butts and cucumbers don't mix
    me: but linfamy said

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +140

      Oof, you'd be surprised how many people come to the hospital with stuff stuck up their bums.

    • @frnz1943
      @frnz1943 4 роки тому +61

      @@Linfamy but how many people come into the hospital with stuff up their butts and blame you?

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +119

      @@frnz1943 not answering. You can't fool me, officer.

    • @NeruNeru75
      @NeruNeru75 3 роки тому +3

      @@Linfamy i am- nvm

    • @Luv4gael
      @Luv4gael 2 роки тому +5

      *cutley eats cucumber*

  • @jif.6821
    @jif.6821 2 роки тому +26

    My mother was born and raised in very rural pre-WWII Japan, in mountainous Tochigi prefecture near the small town of Ashio. As a child she and her many (13) siblings would play by the numerous mountain streams at the bottom of gorges. One thing her mother always told them was to not go swimming in the streams because the Kappa that inhabit the streams would come, and eat their butts right off. I guess that tale prevented any of the 13 siblings from ever drowning. I got to visit those streams as a child back in 1965. Before place, but it was basically a ghost town by then, the main industry of that area copper mining long since dead for decades.

  • @EmpressMermaid
    @EmpressMermaid 4 роки тому +193

    Never knew the plural of anus until now.

  • @kleenation4510
    @kleenation4510 4 роки тому +360

    Kappa: touches our butt when we're pooping
    Me: oh my free toilet paper

  • @His_scars
    @His_scars 3 роки тому +53

    "So if you wanna find a kappa for some reason, you may want to look in Japanese trains."
    *Omg *Instantly subscribes*💀*

  • @Josh-jp9sf
    @Josh-jp9sf 4 роки тому +178

    Lotoad is actually a Pokémon based on the kappa

    • @Inconsolable_Weeb
      @Inconsolable_Weeb 4 роки тому +5

      Yep! :3

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +30

      Yeah, the whole Lotad line is =)

    • @R_candy
      @R_candy 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah! I think it’s cool!

    • @tankenming4760
      @tankenming4760 4 роки тому +13

      Golduck is also based on a kappa. It's Pokédex entries from Pokémon Red and Leaf Green reads: Often seen swimming elegantly by lake shores. It is often mistaken for the Japanese monster, Kappa.

    • @Josh-jp9sf
      @Josh-jp9sf 4 роки тому +1

      Tan Ken Ming I didn’t know this, Thank You!

  • @rachel_sj
    @rachel_sj 4 роки тому +158

    I got a new idea for a twisted animated TMNT spinoff: Perverted River Child Mutant Ninja Turtle Yokais (doesn’t roll off the tongue as well)

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +18

      PRCMNTY
      hm... needs work 🤔

    • @rachel_sj
      @rachel_sj 4 роки тому +7

      Linfamy I can see it being a dark gritty manga or graphic novel like how TMNT started

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +10

      Interesting, I was picturing a lighthearted comedy. Gritty dark story would be a good twist :D

    • @glttrfsh8968
      @glttrfsh8968 3 роки тому +1

      @Rachel S Annnd I wrote one. Seriously. And no it's not weird lemon/lime fluff :) Cuz that would be weirder than what's already weird. Speaking of - @Linfamy I've been watching your vids for a week now & I can't get enough! You gotta be the only one that could make something actually informative on kappa folklore, this fn funny!

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  3 роки тому

      @@glttrfsh8968 😅👍

  • @vishnubhattacharyya8885
    @vishnubhattacharyya8885 4 роки тому +179

    "Most of you are hollow shells of human anyways,..so it's hardly a change"
    I fell down laughing

  • @justaguywithnoface6370
    @justaguywithnoface6370 4 роки тому +136

    I see...🤔 so he's basically a perverted pokemon who'll literally "toss your salad" to death....kinky

  • @Rixec2
    @Rixec2 4 роки тому +32

    The TMNT often get mistaken for kappa when in Japan and it makes for some fun times when they play into it.
    The fish that causes earthquakes is Onamazu. And fun fact, if you type it into google, your video on it shows.

  • @ZERO_ULTRA
    @ZERO_ULTRA 4 роки тому +33

    Can't get enough of this channel and it's Japanese folklores legends!

  • @hemidas
    @hemidas 4 роки тому +62

    There's a similar creature in Slavic mythology called Vodenjak. In the Witcher games it is known as the Drowner.

  • @Fempath
    @Fempath 4 роки тому +110

    “The anus is often open and swollen” 😂 I turned it back just to hear you say that again, this video has me laughing out loud

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +16

      😂

    • @KatelynRinn
      @KatelynRinn Рік тому +5

      But how did you find that out? 🤔🤔🤔

  • @SengokuStudies
    @SengokuStudies 4 роки тому +53

    Well that title is an interesting way to describe a kappa. In premodern Japan this kind of yokai would be especially common. Japan has a lot of rivers and streams, and most of the population that did not live on the coasts, lived near one of these rivers or streams. Meaning that the kappa were a threat to a lot of people. And the answer is Namazu/Oonamazu.

  • @noahxcuse
    @noahxcuse Рік тому +14

    My guess is that the "ball" was actually a reference to the prostate, which is probably also where the idea of a moment of bliss came from as well 🤔😂

  • @microcosmos1864
    @microcosmos1864 4 роки тому +19

    Until I was at least 15 (yes) I was really scared of toilets (yes).. I used to think a demon would come out of the pothole and kidnap me (yes).. Don't remember how or why it started, because as far as I can remember, I've always been afraid.. This Yokai brought back all those scary memories😅😅

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +5

      Haha! Well, people have been scared of weirder things..

    • @microcosmos1864
      @microcosmos1864 4 роки тому +3

      @@Linfamy Hey! Thanks for the reply🧡

  • @terrynewsome6698
    @terrynewsome6698 4 роки тому +25

    The fish that distorted your summer palace was the Namazu, my retired emperor. Now if you excuse me I need to finish off this plate of bake beans, and go on a kappa hunt!

  • @melanitesong
    @melanitesong 4 роки тому +34

    Ooooh, the fish is called Onamazu.
    Earth-something.
    Earthquake?
    Earthshaker.
    Yes, I'm a Linfamy Nerd.

  • @meetaverma8372
    @meetaverma8372 4 роки тому +21

    "What would you do if you're on the toilet and someone reaches and grabs your butt??"
    I remember running when that happened

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +5

      When did this happen? 😱

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 4 роки тому +6

      @@Linfamy I was watching a horror movie in the toilet and then...

  • @kv5917
    @kv5917 3 роки тому +25

    Japanese folk tales are the best.
    Also it explains a lot about the human race, knowing where our soul is x3

  • @mollietenpenny4093
    @mollietenpenny4093 4 роки тому +29

    My favorite episode of the 2012 TMNT series is A Tale of Yokai. The turtles are sent back to 1990's Japan before Master Splinter is mutated. You can really tell that the writers did their research since they mentioned kappa love cucumbers. They even mentioned the part about kappa stealing a person's soul through their (ahem) backside.😅😂

  • @vada4104
    @vada4104 Рік тому +6

    Kappa teaching about medicine is so funny and accurate since they're based some on the Japanese hellbender salamanders which we're still studying like hell. They have these crazy regenerative abilities. Some have even regrown full limps, parts of the head and face, etc. Too cool.

  • @flornica79
    @flornica79 4 місяці тому +2

    "If you want to find a kappa, you may want to look in Japanese trains." Your writing deserves all the awards. ALL of the awards.

  • @merriellenroselette5191
    @merriellenroselette5191 4 роки тому +14

    I clicked becuz i knew exactly what i was getting into.
    And you didn't disappoint. Good job Linfamy 😎👌

  •  4 роки тому +42

    Linfamy: what would you do if a hand grabs you from the toilet?
    Me: depends....

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +9

      😂

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon 3 роки тому +1

      on what?

    •  3 роки тому +2

      @@Sewblon stuff

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon 3 роки тому

      @ like what?

  • @potatoman2673
    @potatoman2673 4 роки тому +36

    Onamazu is the fish that causes earthquskes.

  • @starcults9354
    @starcults9354 3 роки тому +9

    Lol learning more about kappa folklore makes me appreciate Sarazanmai even more. Just subtle inserted folklore about kappas throughout it. XD it was hilarious. Had less sexual elements to it tho lol.

  • @jakelossing2117
    @jakelossing2117 3 роки тому +6

    1:41 in the words of edward elric " DONT CALL ME LITTLE"

  • @AzraelAngel945
    @AzraelAngel945 4 роки тому +295

    Linfamy: “This is where things get weird.”
    Me: “It wasn’t weird already?”
    Edit: A bot stole my comment

  • @Mikeztarp
    @Mikeztarp 4 роки тому +4

    The legend of the kappa reaching up and taking your shirikodama reminds me of shit-stealing, which I believe you talked about in a video last year. There was a period when people sold shit as fertilizer, and took it from toilets.

  • @ichabodfrances8544
    @ichabodfrances8544 2 роки тому +5

    There is a Kappa in a game called Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town that is actually a woo-able bachelor. He can be married and your character can even have kids with him!

  • @OfficialKatyMikayla
    @OfficialKatyMikayla 4 роки тому +4

    This has to be my favorite video so far 😂
    The scare tactics totally reminds me of that scene from Asobi Asobase when you see the butt canon from Hanako’s butler 😂😂😂

  • @caminoalavirtud
    @caminoalavirtud Рік тому +3

    The way you explained this stuff its hilarious 😂😂😂😂 I like your videos very much man 👍👍👍👍

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  Рік тому +1

      Glad you like them :D

  • @TheGalCantHelpIt
    @TheGalCantHelpIt 4 роки тому +3

    7:41 - is also how I feel when I'm watching whatever pops up in my UA-cam recommendations after midnight.

  • @ArcherMcdonald
    @ArcherMcdonald 4 місяці тому

    The fact that you match your animation to the current events brings me so much joy

  • @bluefox8011
    @bluefox8011 3 роки тому +3

    I first heard of kappa through the tigers curse book series. They were described as terrifying monkey like creatures that grab you out of the water and eat you. Only if your curiosity made you come to close to the water.

  • @ccshade7294
    @ccshade7294 4 роки тому +5

    i remember when jeremy wade investigated the kappa, and concluded it was inspired by the japanese giant salamander

  • @lazypops3117
    @lazypops3117 4 роки тому +12

    today I learnt that the Japanese intimately knew about prostate massage.
    good on them, I guess.

  • @Jordi42
    @Jordi42 4 роки тому +3

    Your videos always make me smile. Thank you.

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +2

      This comment made me smile, so we're even :p

  • @MechWarrior894
    @MechWarrior894 3 роки тому +5

    I heard a rumor where you could carve your name in a cucumber and the Kappa would remember you as a friend. Also, the bowing was a good approach because they were part vampire, and it’d weaken them due to water draining from the head.

  • @jeanfalconer6377
    @jeanfalconer6377 4 роки тому +23

    A friend had gone camping and once while they were visiting the loo a frog jumped onto them. From inside the bowl.
    Was a Kappa behind that?🤣🤣🤣

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +9

      Omg a baby kappa. How freaked out was your friend? 😂

    • @jeanfalconer6377
      @jeanfalconer6377 4 роки тому +7

      @@Linfamy Very!

  • @joannamysluk8623
    @joannamysluk8623 4 роки тому +15

    Nitori: *_*Get Down intensifies_**

  • @ShiningAoiTsuki
    @ShiningAoiTsuki 3 роки тому +5

    The Edward-Part literally killed me XD 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @cooleecoolee9504
    @cooleecoolee9504 3 роки тому +7

    Nitori: Guess my new job is being a pervert now

  • @patrickomeagher9868
    @patrickomeagher9868 4 роки тому +2

    There are some old myths and rituals about kappa that are downright horrifying (and depressing), especially in the Tohoku region. Nevertheless, it's one of the most popular yokai out there. My kids used to watch a cartoon about a kappa (Hana Kappa) every weekday when we lived there. Whenever one of the schools I worked for had a Halloween party, there would be at least 2-3 kids in kappa costumes.

  • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
    @rumplstiltztinkerstein 4 роки тому +6

    I can imagine Kappa becoming a trending tag in certain sites after this video

  • @user-nx9xf5tv9x
    @user-nx9xf5tv9x 4 роки тому +5

    4:50 that scared kappa is really cute ngl

  • @nickd3157
    @nickd3157 3 роки тому +3

    The origin of the Kappa is the Japanese giant salamander. A species that was once extremely common in japan, as ancient Japanese people sighted the Kappa, legends grew. But it all began with the Japanese giant salamander.

  • @Enchanted_Heart521
    @Enchanted_Heart521 2 роки тому +2

    I’m happy that you mentioned the Ninja Turtles because that’s immediately where my mind went!😆

  • @杉乃かふん
    @杉乃かふん 4 роки тому +3

    As a modern Japanese, the kappa is a symbol of the clear stream and an opponent of pollution. When I go to a river in Japan, I often see signs that Kappa insists, "Don't throw garbage in the river."

  • @alotosius
    @alotosius 4 роки тому +5

    Nitori is best Kappa, get your cucumbers ready.

  • @tiaroybal9333
    @tiaroybal9333 4 роки тому +7

    For this weeks quiz question: the namazu! Also now I am terrified of the toilet 😭

  • @keewin7520
    @keewin7520 4 роки тому +7

    A lot people pulled up in the first minute of this vid being posted lol

  • @dontmindmeijustkindaexist6528
    @dontmindmeijustkindaexist6528 4 роки тому +6

    i'm late as hell. i know
    but
    i can't unsee nitori doing this to hina as a joke
    and then nitori gets slapped by hina

  • @dempirecat
    @dempirecat 4 роки тому +4

    Linfamy: Some of you are already empty shells
    Me: Wow just @ me next time (._.)

  • @johnedelmalit439
    @johnedelmalit439 4 роки тому +3

    if you give him one cucumber for 10 days straight he'll give you a blue power berry

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 2 роки тому +2

    5:30 I guess if your arms just come off, and you want your arm back so you can reattach it, then you might know a thing or two about putting arm bones back into place.

  • @dakotamartinez8310
    @dakotamartinez8310 4 роки тому +13

    Nitori from Touhou Project, and she is very different from appearance.
    Maybe the inappropriate stuff was just personality, and not nature. Who knows?
    Thank you for this video.
    I hope you are well.

    • @AzariusR
      @AzariusR 3 роки тому +3

      Touhou Project Youkais are just humanized. Nitori is a Kappa Youkai sure but it is just based of real Kappa yeah.

  • @thunderwolf2576
    @thunderwolf2576 4 роки тому +2

    I love the title for this video. The best description of the Kappa I ever heard. 🤣

  • @cloemelin9843
    @cloemelin9843 4 роки тому +4

    Namazu, A giant catfish monster thing that causes earthquakes.

  • @marr1379
    @marr1379 4 роки тому +2

    Another outstanding video! Keep up the good work! 頑張れます!!

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому

      Thanks, you too!

  • @jasonblalock4429
    @jasonblalock4429 4 роки тому +12

    Wow, funny... I just started a new island in Animal Crossing New Leaf a couple weeks ago, and decided to play as a girl this time to see if anything was different. And one thing was different: Kapp'n is weird and creepy towards female villagers. Now I know why!

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @sammythehamster9093
      @sammythehamster9093 4 роки тому

      He sings song about missing his reflection on the mirror. Kappa are ugly and hope they won't bring them back in New Horizons.

    • @SaltySeaStella
      @SaltySeaStella 2 роки тому

      He's a lot more tame in New Leaf since he got a family in that but prior games when he wasn't married, a whole lot weirder.

  • @Spelling-ch2
    @Spelling-ch2 Місяць тому +1

    4:01 this part is soo devious

  • @bunnogstudio
    @bunnogstudio 4 роки тому +3

    thanks... now i cannot use my toilet anymore

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +2

      Just flush often :p

  • @Asjkcj
    @Asjkcj 3 роки тому +2

    Old kappa’s- I killed people!
    Other kappa- I grab peoples butt!
    Yo Kai-watch kappa- I uh... just ate pizza.

  • @Liquid278
    @Liquid278 3 роки тому +3

    1:58 Bruh
    Why you gotta hit me like that

  • @ucbrightnoa
    @ucbrightnoa 2 роки тому +1

    My best friend tells me about interesting things he reads or learns-frequently involving world folklore. He told me about the Japanese beliefs about the kappa demons in brief. A man tricked a kappa into bowing and spilling the head water; instead of asking for a selfish bonus reward, he asked the kappa to teach him something beneficial to all. The kappa taught the man bone setting-so the Japanese achieved bone setting at an earlier time than the progression of other cultures.
    The anus thing came about from finding dead bodies by rivers or lakes-obviously after the bloating and rigor mortis stage-with distended anuses (from nitrogen leaving the bloodstream and expanding). So the ancient Japanese would say, “Oh, a kappa got that person.”
    That’s the best I can paraphrase what I remember my friend telling me.
    Ancient Aliens explained the kappa head water thing as coming from some sort of environment suit helmet. That the kappas are an aquatic alien species…

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 4 роки тому +8

    What is That?!
    🅱utt *Consuming* Yokai?(!)

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +3

      The worse kind of yokai.
      Or the best.

    • @thedoruk6324
      @thedoruk6324 4 роки тому +2

      @@Linfamy They are truly a unique form of yokai none the less

  • @inaactivee
    @inaactivee 3 роки тому +2

    5:32 i was waiting for this moment throughout the whole video

  • @stevenchoza6391
    @stevenchoza6391 4 роки тому +5

    So... where’s the video on the myths of Yoshitsune’s survival?

  • @ijansk
    @ijansk 2 роки тому +2

    I did a quick search and I've found even neighbouring countries around Japan (Korea, China, Taiwan, etc) seem to find Kappa and other Japanese mythological creatures interesting.

  • @L33TH4XM8
    @L33TH4XM8 4 роки тому +5

    I remember seeing an episode of Arthur where tell a Kappa there's a $5 bill on the ground to make the water fall out 😂. Very informative and funny video but just FYI it's pronounced like "kahp-pa" than "kahpah"

  • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
    @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 3 роки тому +1

    OMG THATS WHERE THE TITLE “KAPPA MIKEY” CAME FROM??????
    I’m 26 actual years old and I didn’t know that. And I watched Kappa Mikey when I was like, 8. I never realized it was a beautiful pun after all this time.

  • @squirrlygrrlg
    @squirrlygrrlg 4 роки тому +3

    thank you! liking the pumpkin head! some cukes for the kappa! 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒

    • @Linfamy
      @Linfamy  4 роки тому +1

      🥒🥒🥒❤❤❤

  • @chrishoh8896
    @chrishoh8896 7 днів тому +1

    The Kappa was my niece's favourite Japanese monsters ❤

  • @ReallyRealDog
    @ReallyRealDog 4 роки тому +3

    5:41-5:43 Am I the only one that laughed here or something 😂

  • @clxwncrxwn
    @clxwncrxwn 4 роки тому +2

    0:31 oh hey look it’s Johnny! Except he’s green and missing his crown

  • @hallygibblets2747
    @hallygibblets2747 3 роки тому +5

    6:05 who the fuck drew this??? I'm gonna piss myself 🤣🤣🤣 look at it

    • @AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg
      @AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg 11 місяців тому

      I'll do that in a different way I take my lighter but it in my a$$ light it up and fart a farty 🔥fire!🔥

  • @cristig243
    @cristig243 2 роки тому

    Thank you for sharing this wisdom . I feel enlightened now . Like glowing inside .

  • @aha4850
    @aha4850 4 роки тому +4

    "look at the top of his head"

  • @strawberry_bruja
    @strawberry_bruja 4 роки тому +1

    I needed this laugh! As always, I love your vids. You're the best!

  • @ninjabaiano6092
    @ninjabaiano6092 3 роки тому +13

    5:45 fun fact:some people have two anuses, the first is where its suposed to be, while the other is a bit higher and in the front roughly where the mouth is suposed to be.
    Its horrible cause those people start to say innapropriate things.

  • @wiktoriakos2597
    @wiktoriakos2597 4 роки тому +2

    That's why Grandpa had a Kappa's severed hand

  • @skull2470
    @skull2470 4 роки тому +7

    So they are like goblins.
    Goblin slayer- intense heavy breathing

  • @Noperare
    @Noperare Рік тому

    2:48 "doesn't like the sound of gun fire" TBF, unless it is in the context of shooting range or videogames, nobody likes the sound of gun fire, especially if you are the target.

  • @Nastoustodouious
    @Nastoustodouious 4 роки тому +4

    What?!?!6:51

  • @thomasthetank9976
    @thomasthetank9976 2 роки тому +1

    This stuff sounds like something out of the Shadow over Innsmouth and Innsmouth Lore/ Dagon Lore

  • @beaulecroutche
    @beaulecroutche 4 роки тому +4

    I believe you are talking about the big catfish Onamazu, The Earthshaker... Or in my own weeb dreams, Kyogre of Pokemon. ✌️

  • @marvinwoods4556
    @marvinwoods4556 4 роки тому +1

    Oh Linfamy, you no-eyed henti protagonist, you did it again 🤣🤣🤣 Great vid!

  • @ramprasadvoleti6163
    @ramprasadvoleti6163 4 роки тому +6

    I believe that ONAMAZU is the fishy yokai that causes earthquakes.
    Edit: YES, I know I am late.

  • @kal-muzel875
    @kal-muzel875 3 роки тому +1

    The name and pic reminded me of a nursery rhym I've read.... I wonder if I would finally find it again here 😂