Woman Tries to Use 'White Card' to Avoid Jail ft. Steve Greene & DavidSoComedy

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  • @JailanSimon
    @JailanSimon 6 років тому +1198

    Her: Wait I’m a thorough bred white girl
    Officer: I’m so sorry for wasting your time ma’am please be on your way

    • @mrutadasing5173
      @mrutadasing5173 6 років тому +64

      Carl J what....

    • @D-OW
      @D-OW 6 років тому +49

      Carl J Tf are you talking about?

    • @judekiv
      @judekiv 6 років тому +26

      Carl J huh?

    • @Mistyfgdf
      @Mistyfgdf 6 років тому +7

      MrUtadaSing translation : “I’m a jake pauler”
      Mega YIKES

    • @Rangerfan-gz1rx
      @Rangerfan-gz1rx 6 років тому +21

      Carl J you lost? I think you are in the wrong comment section.

  • @xelopi
    @xelopi 6 років тому +384

    Whenever I hear the word thoroughbred I automatically think of dogs and horses

    • @alondrahernandez5626
      @alondrahernandez5626 6 років тому

      fresa cheesecake 😂 lol

    • @LULEIVON
      @LULEIVON 6 років тому +15

      Lol I think that's the only practical use of the term

    • @bufunga
      @bufunga 6 років тому +6

      Whenever I hear it I think inbreed

  • @Pumpkin0_0
    @Pumpkin0_0 6 років тому +527

    When I read the title, the first thing that came to mind was a hillbilly voice: "But A'm wHite!"

    • @hopevang6810
      @hopevang6810 6 років тому +17

      Who else read this with an accent

    • @starbattles1
      @starbattles1 6 років тому +2

      hillbillys don't drive. They ride ponys. I pictured her with a vally girl accent. Like I'm a white girl, like what everrr

    • @mamindhive
      @mamindhive 6 років тому

      Exaggerated LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @laughlater4562
      @laughlater4562 5 років тому

      I read it with a valley girl accent

  • @ExtraDaze
    @ExtraDaze 6 років тому +174

    Every time Joe tells that story, new information gets added. 😂

    • @Csnacks
      @Csnacks 6 років тому +8

      Not That Guy Ok I wasnt the only one wondering.....did I already watch this video? I've heard that story. lol

  • @E.T09
    @E.T09 6 років тому +109

    Tiff is 100% me!!! I can't flirt for my life😅😅

    • @kellymontalvo9411
      @kellymontalvo9411 6 років тому +2

      Edith Tenezaca me too🤣🤣

    • @avilik13
      @avilik13 6 років тому +4

      Same. It's amazing I've even dated anyone 😂😂😂

    • @jkcompilation501
      @jkcompilation501 6 років тому

      you have gorgeous eyes

    • @E.T09
      @E.T09 6 років тому +2

      avilik13 me too!!! Crazy how this all works😂😅😅

    • @E.T09
      @E.T09 6 років тому

      LLAMA LLAMA wouldn't that be a good thing since now you know you can w/o trying?😂

  • @Martigis
    @Martigis 6 років тому +206

    When David tried to deep throat the water bottle💀

    • @justinnyugen7015
      @justinnyugen7015 6 років тому +4

      He can never go to prison now

    • @starchannel123
      @starchannel123 5 років тому +7

      The Casino ? Why do people like you always ruin the party with your racist ass

  • @JailanSimon
    @JailanSimon 6 років тому +554

    Why did she say that? 😂 Because it probably worked before

    • @DrahcirLXIV
      @DrahcirLXIV 6 років тому +21

      Highly unlikely it has worked before. Everybody hates white people for no good reason these days.

    • @Mistyfgdf
      @Mistyfgdf 6 років тому +7

      Content King Takes me back to the slavery days

    • @flipboi001
      @flipboi001 6 років тому +12

      Because people keep saying white people have special privileges right?

    • @vmontgomery80
      @vmontgomery80 6 років тому +8

      It has definitely worked before 😏

    • @RobinLundqvist
      @RobinLundqvist 6 років тому

      let’s not assume anything

  • @mehlohday
    @mehlohday 6 років тому +92

    I swear geo did tell a story about failing at flirting w a cop

    • @berta143140
      @berta143140 6 років тому +3

      melody ou She did. She probably forgot

    • @MicahangeloYT
      @MicahangeloYT 6 років тому +16

      Exactly, I remember her saying she flirted but failed because she had her hoodie on with the hood on her head and the thought she was a guy!

  • @magallanthepenguin9132
    @magallanthepenguin9132 6 років тому +52

    wtf..."if you breaking the law, you might as well break it as hard as you can"
    lolololol

  • @DudeWazap103
    @DudeWazap103 6 років тому +110

    All those edits were so funny! Please do more of those. I love it. hahaha
    I thought it was Byron editing but it was Vince.

    • @geejay5397
      @geejay5397 6 років тому +4

      That clip "I'm not a hoe either" lmao omfg

    • @nessa9206
      @nessa9206 6 років тому

      do you know if that is a movie scene or a skit??

    • @thehashtager4750
      @thehashtager4750 6 років тому

      Vanessa, That a clip from Mad TV. Her name is Bunifa-Latifa-Halifa-Sharifa Jackson

  • @selfmade4673
    @selfmade4673 6 років тому +53

    *2:52** u not slick david..bearly put the bottle in your throat and still choked*

  • @whatisupbruh2738
    @whatisupbruh2738 6 років тому +179

    I find it interesting that they took this in a sexual way when I clearly took the “you know what that means” as racially based lol

    • @gaaraFAN42272
      @gaaraFAN42272 6 років тому +3

      Same

    • @notmn8210
      @notmn8210 6 років тому +13

      Yeah, it went right over their heads somehow

    • @lunali7209
      @lunali7209 6 років тому +26

      its bc they have steve the white with them and they have been avoiding speaking about white privilege etc to not upset their semi alt right male fans

    • @SXS_-yv1wb
      @SXS_-yv1wb 6 років тому +13

      luna li or maybe it just went right over their heads

    • @kraio-sfu
      @kraio-sfu 6 років тому +1

      You *clearly* thought it? Thank god you did, or else none of our lowly opinions would’ve been validated

  • @gaytan2002
    @gaytan2002 6 років тому +77

    I can’t remember the name of this UA-camr but one day i was watching their 23andMe video and in the beginning if the video she said “well ik im native American because my grandma was, but other than that i dont know, i wanna see if im a bit asian” and when she opened her results she was 100% white. Like not even joking

    • @sytunsyn
      @sytunsyn 6 років тому +6

      Grandma must of been one of those $5 Indians.

    • @gaytan2002
      @gaytan2002 6 років тому

      sytunsyn 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ElspethGordie
      @ElspethGordie 6 років тому +1

      Her gma probably legit thought she was part native lol

    • @ad_kk16
      @ad_kk16 5 років тому

      @@sytunsyn Get paid $5 each year on Treaty-Day

    • @alexandrahenderson4368
      @alexandrahenderson4368 5 років тому +2

      Well my grandmas dna came back Greek but mine didn’t so she could’ve just not gotten that ethnicity in her ethnic dna.

  • @DudeWazap103
    @DudeWazap103 6 років тому +168

    I don't know what it is, But whenever girls make that disappointed angry face Geo was making to Bart, guys really just don't stop talking and making more stuff up.
    I'm guilty of that all the time with my mom and aunt's. I just keep talking and confessing without them even saying anything, just giving me that face. It's some type of mind tricks or something..

    • @t.rdixon6869
      @t.rdixon6869 6 років тому +33

      It’s actually a documented psychological phenomenon. If you pause and wait after someone’s finished talking, it’ll subconsciously encourage them to continue even if they’re finished. Try it, it’ll work for you too (most of the time).

    • @55CINCO55
      @55CINCO55 6 років тому +6

      timestamp?

  • @peachysoul9136
    @peachysoul9136 6 років тому +82

    Steve Greene and David So are like salt and pepper

  • @queenstargirl
    @queenstargirl 6 років тому +46

    DAVID THROAT GAME WEAK

    • @kimorarobertson9262
      @kimorarobertson9262 5 років тому

      Queen Stargirl true and then he coughed after 😂😂😂😂

  • @Peccos
    @Peccos 6 років тому +17

    Dear editor, I love you

  • @ko-chanTHEBULLY
    @ko-chanTHEBULLY 6 років тому +1

    ahh, I still love these guys after watching them for 3-4 years. They're all so awesome and they don't just give news, they talk about a lot of random things but it's most of the time very interesting, funny, or entertaining if not those two things.

  • @x_Hachii
    @x_Hachii 6 років тому +17

    Joe was right Geo also tried and failed! She said she was wearing a hoodie when she got pulled over. o;

    • @mayaangels1720
      @mayaangels1720 4 роки тому

      you mean she was wearing a pullover 👀

  • @irishpanda8648
    @irishpanda8648 6 років тому +18

    noooo Geo definitely did try to flirt with a cop and it failed anybody else remember an episode where she said this? Maybe I'm wrong lmao

  • @TheBbb163
    @TheBbb163 6 років тому +71

    officer: miss you killed 4 people whilst we were chasing you, u are going to jail
    girl: but wait officer im white
    officer: oh sorry miss you are free too go

    • @user-pr3jm9jx1f
      @user-pr3jm9jx1f 6 років тому +6

      lil cumstain _understandable, have a nice day_

    • @ShawnBloom
      @ShawnBloom 6 років тому +1

      lil cumstain white men get charged women usually get let free

    • @imwaytoshort
      @imwaytoshort 6 років тому +3

      Jermaine Williams Yep. Exactly. Women in general will get less time for the same crime where as a man will get years and years. It's that double standard.

  • @blackopszombiekill11
    @blackopszombiekill11 6 років тому +7

    I always love watching JKNews because they make someone's day better and we get to know some weird and interesting topics

  • @justingonzalez7158
    @justingonzalez7158 6 років тому

    “Do you have something in your fucking eye ma’am🤨”😂😂😂😂

  • @CP9_Shino
    @CP9_Shino 6 років тому +144

    DAVID SO SLIM!

    • @RK-yg7ne
      @RK-yg7ne 6 років тому +7

      TheOriginalCP9 every video 😂

    • @solovelyvi
      @solovelyvi 6 років тому +4

      I miss the chubby vers of himm

    • @bassplayerhaha
      @bassplayerhaha 6 років тому +4

      Sdfu

    • @CP9_Shino
      @CP9_Shino 6 років тому +3

      Salice Bayybe True. Gotta be happy for the man. He’s done so well thus far.

    • @CP9_Shino
      @CP9_Shino 6 років тому

      md love You literally typed the same message a couple days ago and removed it after I asked you to provide a list of who I’m supposedly chatting up. Dumb ass. Get a life.

  • @chococone2552
    @chococone2552 6 років тому +4

    omfg David choking after deep throating the water bottle freakin killed me lmao

  • @TokenTheGreat13
    @TokenTheGreat13 5 років тому

    "Roll the window down with your fist in your mouth" LMAO

  • @Devinator-mu5su
    @Devinator-mu5su 6 років тому

    When Steve said when the Queen would say "oh Dreadful" hahaha got me ballin' with laughter

  • @SuperTyrannical1
    @SuperTyrannical1 4 роки тому +4

    She also basically said, just because he's a cop he has to be racist too. XD

  • @jonathanmomperousse4367
    @jonathanmomperousse4367 6 років тому

    5:48 bart: "Something more discrete probably. lol!

  • @happydeamon
    @happydeamon 6 років тому

    Real friends allways give the BEST advice. ^_^

  • @ikraam.osman.9337
    @ikraam.osman.9337 6 років тому

    2:54 David actually choked! I’m in tears 😂😂😂

  • @jakesizer6483
    @jakesizer6483 6 років тому

    Nothing compared to my security guard at school getting arrested for impersonating a police officer...

  • @Geo_Che
    @Geo_Che 6 років тому +6

    Yup many native tribes can look part asian, white or latino....

  • @romanhuerta3870
    @romanhuerta3870 6 років тому

    You should stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green then go 😂😂😂

  • @thomaschristopherwhite9043
    @thomaschristopherwhite9043 6 років тому +5

    Man... she needs to call customer service. Her white card is broken.

    • @thomaschristopherwhite9043
      @thomaschristopherwhite9043 6 років тому

      Genlogic
      She's white and she's a woman. Didn't you watch the video? The fact that she said that she's a thoroughbred white woman means she knows that shit worked. Of course it only works until it doesn't.

  • @candicecervantes132
    @candicecervantes132 6 років тому +1

    Who else saw David at 2:51 gagging on the water bottle 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @crossingfires7717
    @crossingfires7717 6 років тому +24

    Please put your film on Kickstarter or Indiegogo so we can help make it come to life! Or make your own, cause I know they take quite a fee and we need all the money possible to make the best film!

  • @MicahangeloYT
    @MicahangeloYT 6 років тому +7

    Didn't Geo try to flirt but they thought she was a guy because she had a hoodie on with the hood on her head?

  • @KingMetroChan
    @KingMetroChan 6 років тому +1

    I'm from South Carolina and this doesn't surprise me at all

  • @emerson-med
    @emerson-med 6 років тому

    2:53 The face of regret is killing me

  • @gaaraFAN42272
    @gaaraFAN42272 6 років тому +1

    David look good bruh, keep it up dude

  • @TheFindingLight
    @TheFindingLight 6 років тому

    4:04 That awkward moment when no one wants to take one for the team and attempt a Donald Duck impression XD

  • @dayehardman2796
    @dayehardman2796 6 років тому

    window goes down "good evening osciffer *hick* i swear to drunk... im not god *hick*"

  • @bbyjeep1161
    @bbyjeep1161 6 років тому

    BART you gonna die 😭😂😂stopppp speeding !! Shallow downnnn

  • @yessirskiott8778
    @yessirskiott8778 6 років тому +4

    As the " thorough-bred " white community representative, we politely decline her as one of us.

  • @6351torres
    @6351torres 6 років тому +3

    I’m glad Steve referenced Pocahontas

  • @ArminciaEdwards
    @ArminciaEdwards 6 років тому +4

    Lmao the whole video. 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @thehashtager4750
    @thehashtager4750 6 років тому

    Love the editing, Vince! I miss the old school editing with the hilarious GIF's!

  • @PlumOverIt
    @PlumOverIt 6 років тому +1

    10:20 David roasting geo 😂

  • @princessagotswagger
    @princessagotswagger 6 років тому +2

    11:41 bruh 😂😂🤣

  • @Justme94
    @Justme94 6 років тому

    2:52 did anyone else notice david? Lololol

  • @sour3000
    @sour3000 6 років тому

    2:48 David hurt himself a bit😂😂😂

  • @extracurricular1
    @extracurricular1 6 років тому +6

    Pretty sure Geo did try and it failed can’t remember which old ep it was. This was years ago

  • @kelliepham3300
    @kelliepham3300 6 років тому

    David actually choked!!! 😂😂

  • @rudystraight1750
    @rudystraight1750 6 років тому +6

    DUI Deborah

  • @emmahuynh348
    @emmahuynh348 6 років тому +9

    Geo looks so gorgeous!

  • @DailYxDosE
    @DailYxDosE 6 років тому

    The Ford Fusion is amazing David is tripping so hard.

  • @nixlicks
    @nixlicks 6 років тому

    I'm actually Native American and in the Nevada school system every year the government gives me school supplies and stuff. And I always had friends that were like "I'm 15 Cherokee/Blackfoot/Navajo where's my free stuff?????" Like sis plz

  • @hellopeople5600
    @hellopeople5600 6 років тому +2

    That has probably worked before she sounded confident

  • @bhaweshprakash843
    @bhaweshprakash843 6 років тому

    2:53 David realised he went to far hahaha

  • @MM-ji1bq
    @MM-ji1bq 6 років тому

    everybody seem so genuine

  • @DarkestBowser
    @DarkestBowser 5 років тому

    Whoever edited this video is really into the gifs lmao

  • @belletrepanier7582
    @belletrepanier7582 6 років тому +3

    Native American 💪🏾

  • @OhCanaDave
    @OhCanaDave 4 роки тому

    Anyone else notice David making himself gag with that deepthroating demonstration? Lol.

  • @GlorifiedArchitect
    @GlorifiedArchitect 6 років тому

    Once I got pulled over for not stopping at a stop sign and when he got to my window, I told him I had dissociative identity disorder and one of my alters did it, and he looked at me for like thirty seconds, decided it wasn’t worth it, and let me go lmfao

  • @Dtzeo503
    @Dtzeo503 6 років тому

    Lol omg that Madtv skit.

  • @AnneSofie557
    @AnneSofie557 6 років тому

    whenever they mention Norway I get so taken aback I'm like....Do they know I'm watching?

  • @MoooseBlood
    @MoooseBlood 4 роки тому

    She should have shown to officer the picture book of her family to confirm she was from a champion bloodline.

  • @ktmcgoogle7927
    @ktmcgoogle7927 6 років тому +12

    It's probably because I'm Irish but I would definitely mistake geo and tiff as white and just tanned if I didn't know they were Hispanic

    • @evaninemendez2343
      @evaninemendez2343 6 років тому

      KT mcgoogle Im Mexican and I'd do the same tbh

    • @sadhammustang5581
      @sadhammustang5581 6 років тому

      KT mcgoogle Geo is 70% white and Tiff was like 90% so they are white.

  • @kimilyholgate1456
    @kimilyholgate1456 6 років тому +1

    I’m Native American 😊 Navajo 😊

  • @lindsayg0420
    @lindsayg0420 6 років тому

    DAVID ACTUALLY GAGGED HAHAHAHA IM DYING

  • @LosTheGuy
    @LosTheGuy 6 років тому +6

    I'm too Dominican to go to jail

  • @goku270ljr2
    @goku270ljr2 6 років тому +2

    That’s funny my father is black and my mother is Indian as in Choctaw So that makes me mix But of course people gonna say I’m black just because of my father side

  • @costel4president31
    @costel4president31 6 років тому

    I feel like they laugh at guests jokes a little tooooooo hard to make the feel good LMFAO

  • @MM-ji1bq
    @MM-ji1bq 6 років тому

    back to the actual good shit and entertaining convos

  • @Jocarla5
    @Jocarla5 5 років тому

    David love you, I moved to Washington and No one say Wet Back Lmao

  • @Surv27
    @Surv27 6 років тому +3

    Do the story about the dude who got fired for recording all the Mexicans leaving their job after they sent two dudes home

  • @algerome28
    @algerome28 6 років тому

    Whos that Asian kid next to joe? Loll keep it up David!!! Looking great

  • @twinklingsparkling
    @twinklingsparkling 6 років тому +1

    imagine mar comes home and she’s like:
    “hello my big fa- JESUS CHRIST YOU LOST A LOT”

  • @axnnxa1857
    @axnnxa1857 6 років тому

    What was the video Joe tell that casino story and makes the cheif of nowhere comment? I totally forgot but it was so funny 😂

  • @GaaraLover999
    @GaaraLover999 6 років тому +4

    I have 3 friends, they’re all brother and sister. The mother is Oijibwe (I want to say 100% but the British invaded that part of Canada so who knows) and the father is Swiss (blond hair blue eyes). All 3 of the kids are blond hair blue eyes, but have facial features/structures that resemble the mother. Genetics are interesting.

  • @The13iokiller
    @The13iokiller 6 років тому

    This shit happened in my hometown. Good old HHI, South Carolina.

  • @philipocallaghan
    @philipocallaghan 5 років тому

    A red light IS a stop sign!

  • @yellowfellow0472
    @yellowfellow0472 6 років тому

    I’m definitely no a pure breed cause I’m Scottish 😂

  • @sofyejohn5217
    @sofyejohn5217 6 років тому +20

    jknews needs a Native American on their show

  • @oscarmayer2517
    @oscarmayer2517 6 років тому

    Her family ain't gonna be thoroughbred after this

  • @rosaceous4715
    @rosaceous4715 6 років тому +2

    No geo said she failed before, I remember it because I watched it again like yesterday lmao

  • @Konstant
    @Konstant 6 років тому

    We saw you with that Water bottle David, it’s too late lol

  • @viciousv.
    @viciousv. 6 років тому

    Lol how do you get tickets all the time when you’re so nice? I get pulled over constantly and as long as you comply with the cops, they’re pretty chill and let you go without a slap on the wrist.

  • @vwhitehorse92
    @vwhitehorse92 6 років тому +2

    JK Needs A Native American or Simply A Navajo Guest Over And See How Much We Actually Have In Common With Asian Americans As Well Lol

    • @supratrd900
      @supratrd900 6 років тому

      If you use to watch super old JK films. They had a part Navajo/Persian (West Asian) girl name Sayeh.

  • @honeybabie8484
    @honeybabie8484 6 років тому +1

    Lol the queen isn’t thorough bred white. She has black ancestry.

  • @coffee.pillar
    @coffee.pillar 6 років тому +1

    I literally worked with this girl lol.

  • @mikethatcher6494
    @mikethatcher6494 5 років тому

    why did bart sound like a valley town version of donaldo trumpo at 5:11

  • @CaptainCJ97
    @CaptainCJ97 6 років тому +4

    I don't see the appeal of drinking

  • @johnmo2947
    @johnmo2947 6 років тому

    The card is a Tribal ID. You have to have a certain percentage of Native blood to have one and be enrolled in a tribe, some tribes require 1/4 others 1/8.

  • @smokedoutpositivesquad1738
    @smokedoutpositivesquad1738 5 років тому +1

    Thoroughbred White is prolly the same as WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant/aka English/welsh/Scottish/Germanic)

  • @nitishbhardwaj3271
    @nitishbhardwaj3271 6 років тому +1

    Joe and David camera settings are somewhat messed up.

  • @OutlawPiRu420
    @OutlawPiRu420 5 років тому

    Gave this Video a Thumbs up jus cause David So Mentioned Mayhem Lauren.

  • @midnightblue1293
    @midnightblue1293 5 років тому +1

    Damn my name is Lauren........

  • @Henchman_Holding_Wrench
    @Henchman_Holding_Wrench 6 років тому +2

    No! You put your white card under your license and hand it over.