Not the Nine O'Clock News

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 4 роки тому +33

    “GWILT! GWA-HILT!” instead of “Guilt! Guilt!” slays me every time 😂😂😂

    • @donnrutherford7059
      @donnrutherford7059 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe it's Griff taking the piss out of Welsh in an English court or out of both

  • @stewartchristie3408
    @stewartchristie3408 2 роки тому +9

    My favourite bit is when Mel shouts off camera "what are you talking about!"
    RIP Mel
    A funny lovely man.

  • @k.c.lejeune6613
    @k.c.lejeune6613 6 років тому +18

    "Aha, even my learned in counsel for the defense admits it!"

  • @Arrested101
    @Arrested101 16 років тому +22

    "Perhaps you'd like to join me for lunch!"

  • @SjaanK85
    @SjaanK85 14 років тому +41

    I love it how when Griff almost laughs at 1:35.
    They always leave that in the sketch. Brilliant!

  • @marguskiis7711
    @marguskiis7711 2 роки тому +11

    The ensemble play is amazing. Especially Smith's facial expressions

  • @dharmaseed
    @dharmaseed 15 років тому +58

    My Lord, are we going to let phonetic discrepancies deter us from the FACTS?
    Love Griff-Rhys-Jones.

    • @warpnin3
      @warpnin3 5 років тому +5

      A very strong comeback! Remember to use it whenever you get cornered during an argument.

  • @zakelwe
    @zakelwe 5 років тому +14

    "a cross between a human vegetable and Ronny Barker"
    great side gag ........

  • @fanciot
    @fanciot 3 роки тому +11

    Rowan Atkinson has always been a master at playing the roles of older characters. 1:50 His bony oblong face! 😂
    (and Griff is a very talented actor. Bravo!)

  • @kyleaustin7045
    @kyleaustin7045 4 роки тому +8

    I just love Atkinson's facial expression.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 років тому +14

    Griff Rhys-Jones at his hilarious best.

  • @elliotg25
    @elliotg25 17 років тому +10

    Absolutely legendary!

  • @johnx9774
    @johnx9774 4 роки тому +25

    This is such a great sketch, one of my favourites, even though it has a lame ending.

  • @jonnnyren6245
    @jonnnyren6245 8 років тому +28

    Aleebee... Died from this word! XD

  • @uddiptalukdar
    @uddiptalukdar 13 років тому +9

    :P, he is speaking in my accent! I have understood all the words!!

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 Рік тому +2

    I knew he pronounced Alibi wrong but couldn't remember the correct way myself. No wonder. I was schooled in french before english and i think i may have said it his way often

  • @ATurtle05
    @ATurtle05 11 років тому +16

    Love this sketch, every time I mispronounce words (on purpose) for my grand-children. "Skizzors" for Scissors and "Saw sages" for Sausages etc. When my "Girls" have a spelling test they do brilliantly!

    • @AlfonsoPosada
      @AlfonsoPosada 2 роки тому +3

      I worked teaching Spanish and English languages.
      Playing with words is an excellent help for students and it even develops their sense of humour.
      Bit by bit, of course.

    • @hivemistressherguineapigfa8563
      @hivemistressherguineapigfa8563 2 роки тому

      Interesting! I think I'll try that! 😁

  • @colourlessred
    @colourlessred 2 роки тому +9

    "The question is crucial"
    "But we don't understand the question..."
    😂😂

  • @RobRidleyLive
    @RobRidleyLive 7 років тому +45

    I believe this chap is going to be Donald Trump's next nomination for a position as federal judge in the District of Columbia.

    • @anthonypie9509
      @anthonypie9509 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂⚰️

    • @lynnegee6814
      @lynnegee6814 Рік тому +3

      Hah! I can't help wondering how that worked out for you

  • @keithbaines4363
    @keithbaines4363 Рік тому +2

    Glad they referenced ronnie Barker....obvious influences

  • @Marcus.Robinson
    @Marcus.Robinson 7 місяців тому +1

    “WHAT is the uh-lee-bee?” 🤣🤣

  • @geoffreyguestion2843
    @geoffreyguestion2843 Рік тому +2

    My favorite part is always that the books Griff mentions are all "teach yourself law" books.

  • @SleepyChocolateNinja
    @SleepyChocolateNinja 12 років тому +26

    This kind of reminds me of when my sister kept referring to Copernicus as "Copper-Knickers"

    • @Mistersandyrobertson
      @Mistersandyrobertson 2 роки тому +1

      My grandmother called a hysterectomy a hysterical-rectum.

    • @Sojoboscribe
      @Sojoboscribe Рік тому

      So did Michael Flanders of Flanders and Swann in his bit on him.

  • @Mojosbigstick
    @Mojosbigstick 11 років тому +9

    I'm so glad I'm a native English speaker. I'd have hated to have learnt it from scratch!

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 6 місяців тому +1

    A tissue a tissue. Bless you me lord 😂

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 років тому +4

    0:40 1:43 3:11 3:23 and 3:34 LOL Rowan's reaction at 0:40 is priceless.

  • @eckpolmick5080
    @eckpolmick5080 2 роки тому +2

    Rowan is brilliant as always

  • @black_hawk9638
    @black_hawk9638 9 років тому +3

    I love the layout of the courtroom

  • @o_t_m_
    @o_t_m_ 9 місяців тому +3

    Probably newly relevant for those who learn a lot on the Internet. You know a word and exactly what it means, but you have no clue how to actually pronounce it, since you've only read it, never heard it spoken.

  • @ShatteredxSpiritx
    @ShatteredxSpiritx 13 років тому +12

    three people didn't have an aleebee :) x

  • @42lookc
    @42lookc 4 роки тому +3

    I had trouble with 'epitome' when I was young. I saw it written before I heard it pronounced, and thought it was 'ep-i-twam'.

    • @Undivided-X
      @Undivided-X 2 роки тому

      Same. With hyperbole too.

    • @G6JPG
      @G6JPG Рік тому

      For me it was misled, which I assumed rhymed with fizzled. Can work the other way round too - I remember thinking there was a word (spelt) kayos.

    • @Sojoboscribe
      @Sojoboscribe Рік тому

      When I was a kid, I got mad when I discovered there is no "q" in "choir" (well not in that one, "quire" is a measure of writing paper).
      and for a while I thought "doughty" was pronounced more or less the same as "dough".

  • @KAM-666
    @KAM-666 Місяць тому

    It’s Griff playing a future Starmer 😂

  • @magdykamel4120
    @magdykamel4120 8 років тому +2

    the judge used his time to work as a interpreter lololo

  • @MHOvi-nj6dv
    @MHOvi-nj6dv 2 роки тому +1

    Old is Gold.

  • @jointhe6461
    @jointhe6461 7 років тому +6

    I love how, during the speech at the end, Rowan Atkinson gradually sounds more and more Beanlike.

  • @kazuhirala
    @kazuhirala 5 років тому +2

    From the very start he calls the judge "my lahd"

  • @symeonhelms3972
    @symeonhelms3972 9 років тому +5

    Another Not the nine o'clock news favourite

  • @NicNacSN
    @NicNacSN 2 роки тому +1

    The barrister must be convicted before the lady for being such a confident murderer (of English language)

  • @notreallydavid
    @notreallydavid Рік тому

    Unbeatable TV/film barrister shtick from GRJ - glasses on / glasses off / glasses back on again.

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 2 роки тому +1

    Find And Watch
    " Four Candles "
    Two Ronnie's
    Brilliant Language Use .
    Also
    Ronnie Barkers
    " Mispronouncation Sketch "
    ( Brilliantly Done In One Take )
    Is A Must Find And View .

    • @Sojoboscribe
      @Sojoboscribe Рік тому

      WHICH mispronunciation sketch, he did about half a dozen over the run of the show.

  • @paultodd7806
    @paultodd7806 Рік тому +1

    Ah when comedy was great and we could laugh at ourselves 😂 them where the day’s 😢

  • @k.c.lejeune6613
    @k.c.lejeune6613 6 років тому +3

    ALEEBEE, GWILTY, GWILT, ALLEY-ASS, PUBE-LICK NOOEY-SANCE, SPOSE, FATTAL, NEFFA-RY-ASS, TISS-WAY, ALL-EGGED, FURRY

  • @johnrutledge8267
    @johnrutledge8267 2 роки тому +2

    funny thing is that some of these odd pronunciations may have correct, at least in the thirteenth century ...

  • @merdufer
    @merdufer 15 років тому +8

    there's a good chance he's pronouncing the names in proper latin

  • @jogsterman
    @jogsterman 16 років тому +4

    all egged....classic..lol

  • @cmolodiets
    @cmolodiets 2 роки тому +7

    C'est le genre de reactions qu'ont mes interlocuteurs quand j'essaye de parler englais

    • @janbonsema5888
      @janbonsema5888 7 місяців тому

      au contraire ! Mes propres experiences me disent que ton anglais typique montrent appreciation pour un ame que volontierment párle anglais y qu' ils sont toujour prets de t'aider , comprendre , y faire des nouveaux amities en plus !

  • @triggerfish999
    @triggerfish999 2 місяці тому

    As a student of philosophy i studied Dave Cart

  • @giash1
    @giash1 5 років тому

    Halfway through, I'm thinking The two Ronnies, then he mentions Ronnie Barker!

  • @anwayaprakashmishra7777
    @anwayaprakashmishra7777 3 роки тому

    World is really small cuz dew days back I heard that hell quote in squid games

  • @WrvrUgoThrUR
    @WrvrUgoThrUR 2 роки тому

    These people exist and they know what they’re doing. Annoying the bloody hell out of the rest of us.

  • @warpnin3
    @warpnin3 5 років тому

    Eight people have gone under an alley-ass

  • @brianmccann2806
    @brianmccann2806 2 роки тому

    Griff sounded like Robert hardy at the start of sketch

  • @EvaSnyder
    @EvaSnyder 6 років тому +6

    questions
    alibi
    guilt
    alias
    nefarious
    allege
    spouse
    fatale
    public
    nuisance
    testimony
    tissue
    fury
    scorned

  • @paulfallon7038
    @paulfallon7038 10 місяців тому

    Pam looks good enough to eat here😃

  • @reuvengershon6625
    @reuvengershon6625 2 роки тому +1

    Was this sketch written by Gerald Wiley?

  • @denisesaunders3067
    @denisesaunders3067 2 роки тому +1

    Griff was funny in the court.

  • @raymichaels5022
    @raymichaels5022 3 роки тому +1

    AliArse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mithrandir491
    @mithrandir491 13 років тому +4

    to behave like a cross between a human vegetable and ronnie barker.
    :epic:

  • @robertashley7751
    @robertashley7751 5 місяців тому

    British judges do not have a gavel

  • @mjmjmj50
    @mjmjmj50 3 місяці тому

    The aleebee😅

  • @May-papa-Nurgle-bless-you
    @May-papa-Nurgle-bless-you Рік тому

    I have an Alley-ass

  • @signal1538
    @signal1538 6 років тому +2

    Hell hath no furry

  • @michaelchen9664
    @michaelchen9664 7 років тому

    half of my understanding, could some one explain me what the hell are they talking about?

  • @1KSarah
    @1KSarah 2 роки тому

    0:30 Actually, that's exactly how alibi is pronounced in Hebrew.

  • @Johnno9989
    @Johnno9989 5 років тому +2

    Next thing, he'd be like; "Anybody care for some cham-paggun?"

  • @jakubkrcma
    @jakubkrcma 2 роки тому

    ❤️

  • @garethjennings7192
    @garethjennings7192 2 роки тому

    Seriously what is alley arse?

  • @FvonZeikhoven
    @FvonZeikhoven 15 років тому

    Crabtree's father ;)

  • @rolfdejonge3915
    @rolfdejonge3915 3 роки тому

    ✌️🤠🌟

  • @GumbootZone
    @GumbootZone Рік тому

    Ha!

  • @hoss1962
    @hoss1962 16 років тому

    "learned counsel" - sorry can't stop being a lawyer - apologies for being a grammar/ spelling fascist...

  • @magdykamel4120
    @magdykamel4120 8 років тому +2

    yes my lord

  • @stevebritgimp
    @stevebritgimp 15 років тому

    @Scientor
    Indeed - that's what I implied by 'would be'. If he was speaking Latin it might sound better than people's usual rendering. Anyway, this pales into insignificant besides Pam S's awesomeness.

  • @Quiras2
    @Quiras2 15 років тому

    あははははは 超面白い ^_^

  • @markmurphy8078
    @markmurphy8078 Рік тому

    Ah, the British Legal System....the finest and most impartial in the World...so long as you're not Black, Irish, Gay, Female, etc.,....😮😢😂

  • @jackmonaghan8477
    @jackmonaghan8477 10 місяців тому

    I don't know, he'd probably still have been a better Director of the CPS than Keir Starmer.

  • @neverfearchrisishere
    @neverfearchrisishere 13 років тому +3

    Good to see them keeping up the old comedy tradition of filling all female roles with page 3 models :)

    • @robertengland8285
      @robertengland8285 4 роки тому +8

      Are you referring to Dr Connolly?

    • @rnstoo1
      @rnstoo1 2 роки тому

      @@robertengland8285 Indeed. Billy Connelly's wife. PHD. Bit more than a "page 3 model"

  • @albertbatfinder5240
    @albertbatfinder5240 2 роки тому

    Seems so slow compared to 2022 comedy. The style today is to move on to something else the moment (or even just before) the audience gets what’s going on. Back then they kept bobbing into the same barrel to bring out more apples, some good, some bad.

  • @englishgeezer655
    @englishgeezer655 2 роки тому

    I really liked NTNON but this is crap.