Spot on man. The other day when my left cheek fell off I simply reached under the truck seat pull out my trusty roll of duct tape and asked myself....."how did civilization ever manage to progress as far as it did before this stuff was invented'?
Heard of a guy who found a terrapin with a cracked shell on the side of the road. He taped the afflicted critter up and took it with him to be sure it was safe. He released it when the tape fell off and the shell was healed.
Actually, I had a kid goat that had gotten caught in a fence and broke its leg at the shoulder of all places. After serving and splitting it I had to find a waterproof way to keep the splint in place and the leg immobile. Yup, duct tape. The shoulder and leg healed just fine.
3 men were talking. The man from Texas in a low voice says,”I’m from Texas and was raised on calf fries!” Second man says,”I’m from Colorado and was raised on mountain oysters!” Third man in a high pitched voice says,”Don’t look at me I raised chickens!”
Baxter, you need to meet up with Red Green! His real name is Mr. Duct Tape!! You both would get along very well!!
Baling twine has almost as many uses. One of my favorite uses for baling twine is for spur strap.Works in pinch when out in the middle of nowhere
If you can't fix it with duct tape, it ain't worth fixing. 😂
The cowboy's version of 'droppin' the mic' is droppin' the duct tape.
Thank you Mr Black.
Spot on man. The other day when my left cheek fell off I simply reached under the truck seat pull out my trusty roll of duct tape and asked myself....."how did civilization ever manage to progress as far as it did before this stuff was invented'?
There's a book out there titled "Bag Balm and Duct Tape" by Beach Conger, MD. Same kind of humor, but with human patients; worth the read!
Heard of a guy who found a terrapin with a cracked shell on the side of the road. He taped the afflicted critter up and took it with him to be sure it was safe. He released it when the tape fell off and the shell was healed.
I go Duct Hunting I use 12 gauge #7
Baxter, you may be the Man of my Dreams. Call me! BR 5 4 9! LOL
Actually, I had a kid goat that had gotten caught in a fence and broke its leg at the shoulder of all places. After serving and splitting it I had to find a waterproof way to keep the splint in place and the leg immobile. Yup, duct tape. The shoulder and leg healed just fine.
Did anyone else really crave a burger after that intro?
Frying one right now :)
3 men were talking. The man from Texas in a low voice says,”I’m from Texas and was raised on calf fries!”
Second man says,”I’m from Colorado and was raised on mountain oysters!”
Third man in a high pitched voice says,”Don’t look at me I raised chickens!”
LMBO , Baxter . Good Gracious . THe wonders of Good Ol Duct Tape .. :)
Baling wire wrks wonders
I always thought you were from Texas Baxter
Can I have some money
He should get together with Red Green.
Loved that show! lol
Lol 😂
just need to add 3mmm 5200
Yeah really
1:05 if you want to skip the bs
I found the b.s. started about there? Was it supposed to be humor?
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Was this humor? I was distracted by the combination Minnie Pearl and red Skelton voice imitation that really was a fail.