ROASTING POKIMANE IN MINECRAFT
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- Опубліковано 31 сер 2019
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woah
Also Fitz ok buddy
gay
Fitz where you at broski
Also Fitz yoo
boomer flirts with twitch streamer for 20 minutes straight
B O O M E R
i-
Who’s the boomer?
Why does this shit have 300 likes lol Fitz is not a boomer
@@wulwul5067 poki is older than fitz
this is like in primary school when you have a crush so you bully her
I mean it still works when ur older if u do it in a smart and funny way
or maybe its just his personality
actually you're right he has a crush on all of his friends aswell
you should see carson play with poki
Wtf y is this me 😑
Pokimaine: “I’m stuck”
Fitz: *starts sweating*
*oh yeah its all coming together now*
Zelty cuming
hol up
What are you doing fitzbro
@No Cap ?
14:35 Poki: "I wasn't a Degenerate"
Fitz *absolutely shook she called him a degenerate*
Fitz did the pikachu meme
As a fellow degenerate I have to say I made the same face for some reason 😂
@@kalvinpacker bro i instantly felt attacked lolol
Poki's chat: Aww they are so cute together
Fitz's chat: *S E X*
Epic Feminists really mirrors the streamers
I like your profile pic
Im laughing way too hard at this
Hes got the CHAD CHAT
I think that just shows how they are by the comments
Poki's chat: aw they are so cute
Fitz's chat: *D O T H E S E X*
anonymous very underrated comment 😂
Lmfao
OTB Kumag do da ting
Haha
Lol
Poki’s chat: this is adorable
Fitz’s chat: M A K E T H E B A B Y
I love how the server is called ''Don't tell carson'' and then 5 minutes later he donates saying ''sex her''
I N D E E D
Where?
Aged like milk
This aged like fine wine
Male and Female playing Minecraft together...
All is right with the world
*cough* pewdiepie and marzia *cough*
There flirting bet
Balanced as everything should be
Fits' chat: DO THE SEX
“ what is your chat saying?”
* flirt* *flirt*
“Oh erm”
Just, uhhhhh, obscenities
Do you have a timestamp?
@@_amydor620 13:06
MoDaPro thanks
Fitz: *Doesn’t have eyes*
Poki: “DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!”
Fits: ‘Sometimes it sets on fire, like the amazon’
Australia: I’m about to end this whole mans career.
Yeah we kinda 1-UP'd the Amazon by a fair bit
420 likes. Not gonna like just to leave it there
“Never judge a book by its character.”
Fitz, 2019
Chat: Are you flirting with Pokimane?
Fitz: *The law requires that I answer no*
Me: so yes
@@ChanceMSmusic Fitz: Yes but actually no
Yesn’t
Fitz: my reputation states I don’t women they are tools
Did you just have a stroke?
9:05 is still relevant to this day
Dolbski 😂😂😂😂
Dolbski dirtyyyy lmaoooo
aged like milk lololol
I can’t really watch fitz without kinda hating him for that bro.
That’s cold
5:50 so we just not gonna talk about Carson’s beautiful donation?
lol those A$5
This uhhh.. aged
@@teotu1456 yes
Yeah what’s up with that
Poki:is it inappropriate calling it hardcore with fitz and poki?
Fitz:.......
Fitz chat: D A T E
Its Spiritual S E X
@@Moonshine449 Spiritual sex? LOL
Yea Ik its suppose to be his name.
Am I the only one who ships?
DO THE FUCKY FUCKY
Fitz: She's just my friend...
The entire universe: *Press X to doubt*
X
You mean shame... x
I Dio say X
✖️
X
Poki: " D O U B L E F I S T I N G "
Fitz chat/mind: F I S T H E R
Pokimane: what's a boat?
Fitz: aight it's this crazy thing made out of wood
Every time Poki would find a cat or a baby rabbit
Poki’s chat: awwwwwwww
Fitz’s chat: Kill It
Lol
They toxic toxic
Girls locker room:
Boiisssss locker room:
Its funny that actually most of poki's chat would also incline her to kill it 😂
She'd be the one to make some silly noise like "Ehhh beep beep boop boop it's so cute beep boop" and then then scold chat for asking such a thing of her 😂😂😂
*YOUR FREE TRIAL OF LIVING HAS ENDED*
The fact that Carson donated telling Fitz not to be racist just makes it so much better.
Edit: I know it probably wasn't the real Carson but just the fact it was his name is the dono still makes it funny
eromns when
@@orthodox8518 3:32
WAIT THAT WAS CARSON
Carson has a face for radio, Fitz ftw
Shy gamer
Jschlatt:"hey fitz. Remember when you played minecraft with pokimane?. What happened? "
15:03 the way she said yeah
“Don’t judge a book by its character” Fitz 2019
jack zuleger Fitz reading Mein Kampf
G Prada I don’t speak rearranged alphabet bruh
Xander57 GD mein kampf.... it’s a pretty big book
Fitz kills Cows to feed his stomach, Poki kills Dolphins to feed her bloodlust.
Like 420
1:45 that server name aged well
Joey Flower you're gonna have to comment that again
Poki's fans: Awww, they're so cute together
Fitz's fans: YOU MUST FILL HER FESTERING WOMB WITH YOUR SEED, AND SILE A BOY!!!!!!
Pokimane chat: aw they are cute
Fitz's chat : D O T H E S E X
lmao
That just shows you how pure Pokimane’s chat is and how fucked and scuffed Fitz’s fan base is.
Elijah Carter but why not do the sex ?
you literally copied my entire comment
Mani32 big hmm moment
Normally her Chat is full of "THICCC :pog:"
Fitz: "i have a wholesome side"
Me: * flashbacks to when they met Coyote *
madz oh i see a Man of quality
“A fellow man of culture, I see”
madz too true
that was the best fortnite video ever made because of how wholesome it was
I fucken died when mason rocket rode him
Guess Fitz was playing as a different “Steve”
Wai-
The layers to this joke is astonishing
Guess you can say he minded the right block😏
14:58. this joke did not age well lol
Australia?
No the Amazon rain forest like he said in the video
Yeah? That bit? Not the one where fitz talks about angering Carson?
@@tomatoheadfd well which is more important: a forest fire or a cheating girlfriend?
@@raskolnikov7049 was the fire not already a thing when he made that joke? Also yes on a direct personal level i think the carson thing is more impectfull. Amazon burning jokes are easy. Especially since its far away from many od us and doesnt directly impect our lives. Its horrible ofcourse. But the ..... i just got tired of writing this comment. You get my train of thought :)
21 minutes of poki and fitz flirting with eachother
aaaand 12 seconds :)
fitz's chat is like my parents when I mention any female friend
Whackle I can relate Jesus XD
I don't have that problem because I don't have any friends 😂
@@tagtoy1426 F
Me too
Flirt
2019: Getting bullied by pokimane
2020: Getting bullied by his entire fanbase
2021: wanting him back...
Fitz: *I think it’s an island*
Poki: *How did you know?*
Fitz: *Well i looked around with my eyes and made a judgement based off of that..*
"I think that was just a little island"
"How could you tell?"
"Well I looked around using my eyes, and I made a judgement call based on that" 😂😂💀
Fitz: "i have a wholesome side"
Me: *flashbacks to when they used a translator app to talk to a Chinese Teammate in PUBG* ♡♡♡
SephCon Uno flashback to coyote
SephCon Uno the time he played fortnite with wild coyote
Flashback to that time he was playing with a kid about to go to college, and told him that (paraphrasing) he'll live an unfulfilling life and eventually resort to drugs and end up killing himself when he loses everything.
*flashbacks to when he used google translate to tell a Mexican guy that the children in his country work in labor camps*
*Do you like uh fuck women?*
"No, I wasn't a degenerate". Best quote.
9:06
LMFAO! poor carson 😂
*insert carson crying meme*
hardcore with pokimane while carson double fists
Lol hell no....unless...?
@@arnav3133 unless
Unless???
I quite loudly laughed while on the bus and now people are looking at me send help
@@emilealpha2392 remember reach
Lmao pokimane's chat: they be so cute together
Fitz's chat: Do ThE sEx, WeAr ThE PrOtEcTiOn
Dew it
Gil Huizar not even a lie
True
Poki chat: U guys so cute
Fits:Fuk her fuk her fuk her fuk her
Lmao
*Scrolls down looking for recent comments*
Tealo same
"never judge a book by its character" what an inspiring quote
I love how right when Pokimane joins the game, Fitz’s first instinct is to punch her.
Classic Fitz.
[RS]Obsidium no he said it was a pat on the back
beating women like an alpha
Beating women like a Chad. Absolute Chris Brown
Classic domestic disputes
Well, he is a gamer
A fitz vid without a racist joke?
What has the world come to
*post apocalyptic world starts*
Its called love and it changes you.
TooProGamer 🦀Gay and lame🦀
Why does it bother you n*****
PATHETIC
9:06 Donation: just destroyed Carson’s dreams
Fitz: snorts
yeah thats in the collection of stuff in this video that did not age well
@@pandade5173 or the minecraft world with the name:dont tell carson
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
@@tokyo7249 don’t tell me what
4:06 it's funny because this still holds up
What do you mean?
fitz chat: G O S E X F L I R T
poki chat: actual minecraft-related chat
I hope kryoz doesn't find out about fitz cheating on him like this.
What? Kryoz is dating his ownself, smiity that is
@NOV 4 isn't he dating inut or something like that?
MrRadFantastic "isn’t HE dating inut or something like that?" HE, are you saying something we don’t know?
@@deadcat2759 uhhhh let me just say im a close friend of bordie eheheheh....
MrRadFantastic no one cares
this era of content, Fitz streaming and SMPlive is one of the best times of my life and I'm so thankful for that
Ah yes, Hardcore with Poki and Fitz, my favorite UA-cam show.
1:45
Love how the server is called "don't tell carson"
@Jonathan Gorgis and lmao is his sister
:/
this comment didnt age well
Hahahahhahahahahaha this aged so well
I have my regrets
“Going hardcore with Pokimane”
“Spending the night with Pokimane”
“Teaching Pokimane how to swim”
“Getting food with Pokimane”
“Getting a bed for me and Pokimane”
Many good titles
Emilio Tenorio “beating meat with pokimane”
(A cow of course)
Each different videos
Change 3rd to "Getting pokimane wet for the first time"
Skipping past a ship wreck and not even looking what is inside it...
really liked the first one
this is wierdly wholesome after watching it again after so long
girls when they just broke up and found another guy 18:06
Fitz- I was worried that they weren't going to like me.
Poki's Chat- I'm not calling him dad.
EDIT: omfg tysm for the 644 likes
BasicallyUrHomie 😂😂😂
What if.. Fitz and Poki.. put their Minecraft beds together.. haha jk.. unless??
Maybe they do...
i see that you have 69 likes........
I shall ruin this >:D
Her bed is already next to Carson's
They did
If u watched whole stream
3:33 I just realised after 3 months, it was CallMeCarson...
Probably fake
I'm not going to lie this is actually the funniest and yet chilled content I've ever seen 🤣🤣
i feel physical pain watching poki dig dirt with a pickaxe
*A good comment deserves a reply.*
Agreed
I Gave You 1K Like's
Big fax
I know right
she is accidentally setting him up for so many jokes, but he knows he can't say them lol
he must not reveal the true fitz
He slick about it
1:46 the server in the middle was the main aim of fitz and katerino’s relationship💀
9:03 this aged well
poki; shall we call it “hardcore with poki and fitz”
fitz mind: 😏
fitz: no.
me and my pp conversation be like.
you KNOW fitz wants to smash 110%
😂😂😂😂
Fitz chat/boys locker room: yes and the sex
First it was HeyImBee and Swagger souls, now its Fitz and pokimane
What about Kara and Captain Sparkelz?
A lonely bag of Ramen like me may never find love
@@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 F
XD both is one American and one auzzie/new zealander
@@thetrashmammal7389 Poki is from canada
poki: is it inappropriate to call this “hardcore with poki and fitz”
fitz: 😳. that’s disgusting
me: DIES
Oh you did more than roasting my friend. What a king
_Llama sounds_
"I thought it was him but it was just a cow"
- Pokimane
Pokimane seems nice but she isn't the brightest.
you do know there was a cow sound after that right? smh
@@rorytgm2008 You do know it's ok to have a laugh, right?
@@rorytgm2008 You do know its ok to have a laugh right?
RoryTGM you do know its ok to have a laugh, right?
I expected Fitz to be awkward, but he just memed her and made it awkward for her and I was smiling/laughing the whole time
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Random guy in Fitzs chat: *D O T H E S E X Y T I M E*
7:30 fitz: here have a sword.
Fitz’s mind: hErE hAvE mY sWoRd!
Callmecarson is so depressed fitz plz don’t brag like this
Homie Carson Agreed
@Yare Yare Daze lol wtf
Wait say what?
I love fitz just ignoring the chat and donations saying they ship it
Sweet MrPickles funniest cause you can see his facial reactions 😂
Enjoys Cereal So true it can be funny when it’s obviously just messing around without it coming off as annoying but when people constantly ship someone it pisses the person involved off and just normally ruins a stream sometime since they are constantly getting donations saying “*insert name* likes *insert name*”
HARDCORE WITH POKI AND FITZ HAHAHAHA
“I kinda don’t think you know what you’re talking about, here have a sword.”
Whipped.
Is worried about breaking pickaxe...
Uses it to mine dirt
The whole stream was a W for fitz
FACTS
He slayed the Minecraft mobs and gamergirls
And an L for Carson
REXY KUN is Carson her bf or who is he
“No I wasn’t a degenerate “ she had me dying
the fact that this was over 3yrs ago...
Yeah, what the fuck. I thought this was last year
how could you possibly cut 4 hours of pure gold into a 20 minute vid
this is only like the first hour
Coincidence?
"part 2 soon"
@@toastedstroodl8733 I THINK NOT!
Fitz: *casually ignores flirting comment because he knows it's true*
143_ 182 which part? hahahahaha
@@chewyhw5426 6:35
@Tony Flamingo ...sit down child.
That teasing type thing they do is flirty, especially considering what Fitz's normal 'teasing' is, and it's cute
Tony Flamingo youngin
@Tony Flamingo its flirting dude...very subtle, like if you have a female friend trust me you'd know what flirting is
"A hardcore with Poki and Fitz."
"You see where I'm coming from?"
“ I’m just raising awareness through jokes.”
I live by this quote.
Pokimane: “I’ll look for sheep’s for us so we can make beds”
Me: What’s your intentions?
Phantoms are annoying and it is too early on for them to make elytras so they don't need the membranes to fix them. Pretty simple stuff, you must really suck at MC.
I honestly did not know that Fitz was this smooth.
And I never thought I would witness an actual Minecraft date
Idk, still seems pretty rough around the edges.
fitz is a demon for what he did 💀
9:05 Wouldnt be the first time that has happened...
Fitz and Poki: *are dating*
Carson: *cries in background*
Carson: *Watches from the bush while eating beans*
Me: Standing on the beans eating beans
69 baby
@@Ariverfish Me: Sitting in beans eating beans
w h a t a d a y me: sitting on bean flicking my bean eating beans
20:21
"You should never judge a book by its character" - Fitz 2K19
gotta judge it by its cover fam, only way to go
he's right some books are shady lookin
Pokimane: oh no I’m stuck
Fits: winky face
"you should never judge a book by its character" - Fitz 2019. It honestly inspired me
“Pokimane tries hardcore” would’ve been a better title
no no
just a random user oh y e s
I think "Poki and Fitz hardcore" is good 😂
Me and poki get into some hardcore
You can tell how nervous fitz was in the beginning
Nervous? Nah he’s his usual toxic self
And so he hid the fact by roasting her
@@hydropump8731 I believe the term is socially disabled
He wasn’t nervous about talking. He was probably nervous chat would say inappropriate things that would make things awkward. It’s like taking your 12 year old brother on a date you have with a girl.
12:32 stepbrother fitz came in clutch
A boat is this crazy thing made out of wood
Swagger has “dating hey i’mbee in vr” now fitz has “trying to bone pokimane in Minecraft”
97player44 the absolute chads
The boys are now men
97player44 she’s Carson’s
Hes trying to bonemeal her
I laughed way too Hard at this
Legit the ship we've all waited for since Poki watched your videos on stream
Carson cries every single frame of this video.
14:52 a wild woman telling fitz to stay out of her land