Film Theory: The Tragic Life of the Cocomelon Baby!
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The Baby from Cocomelon isn't who you think he is. In fact, he's hiding a deep, dark secret. What is it? Well, he may be an adopted baby. And what's more? Well, he may not even be a BABY at all...
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I love how MatPat's son has truly impacted Film Theory.
Indeed! Next up, Film theory on The Pensuke Files coming soon?
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Maybe if YT will still be a thing by that time, and His son will be like 17 or 18, maybe HE will ask to make videos on the channel instead
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@@MatiNuva1724haha so true
Nothing escapes Matpat and his horror theories
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so many bots
FR
Why so many bots
@@UTTPCaptain Reported
Nobody ever notices the fact that in the new year special, JJ speaks PERFECT RUSSIAN. The fact that a 5 year old has the entire language of russian under his belt and that he can just casually say Happy New Year in russian is insane.
He's a russian spy
He’s practically that short dude in those memes😂
@@livywithaneHasbulla?
I think it is pretty obvious that JJ is a Russian spy.
@@greywolf7577Yea...
2:52 I love when matpat explains the entire fnaf lore to a homeless guy outside his house
What?? 😂
1/10 comment, entirely not true and is just misleading and uncreative.
@@user-vx9mm4yj6o read what it says at that time
@@user-vx9mm4yj6o learn to take a joke
@@user-vx9mm4yj6o Dude why do you got to talk about yourself like that.
Out of everything, I would have never expected MatPat to make a theory on Cocomelon, even then, it is MatPat we're talking about
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I think MatPats gone crazy, but I’m not complaining.
@@UTTPCaptain I literally saw ur comment on the GTA trailer how tf did u find me
@@electronically-charged Makes sense.
The fact MatPat just explained Mendel's biology laws out of Cocomelon is mindblowing
Fr
The coco melon gonna make him lose his mind
Like paw patrol did
Passing AP Bio one theory at a time lol
This quite literally what I’m learning in science class right now
He made it sound and look so simple and that's one of the reasons I watch him
I have never heard of Cocomelon this was the first time i heard of Cocomelon
16:18 dude this is fricking awesome. This is where the statements of “matpat makes lore out of anything” feels a bit off. I never knew about HPP and you just explained the gene thing that i couldn’t figure out before
2:06 "creatively named *Mommy and Daddy"*
🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
Matpat finding dark lore in cocomelon is impressive.
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Edit: I'm not a bot, just mocking the bot I guess?
@@Madcatter_1yeah. The bots really need to get a life.
@@UTTPDIVISONyour existence is a mistake
I just love how MatPat really knows how to find lore in things that dont even have lore.
Tbf he's a dad forced to watch cocomelon
He’s running out of theories 💀
@@BUGSINSIDEYOURSKINI think Ur right lol
No no, cocomelon has a lore 😭😭😭
As someone who also has to watch this show it actually does weirdly have a lot of lore in the modern episdoes.
Once again, Matpat finds a way to make me scared to death of the idea I may one day be a parent.
I have never seen HPP talked about on a UA-cam video like this! As someone who has HPP, and suffered my whole life with it, it’s pretty cool to hear someone researching it! Especially matpat!
There's no way anyone has a weirder search history then MatPat
foot fetishers. . . D:
It’s just par for the course for him to end up on a new watchlist like 5 times a year
"How fast would a kid die if they were mauled by a bear"
is that a challenge?
@@GeoBlits no, don't go insane like he is lol
Kinda funny how this is one of the least dark kid's show theories MatPat has made. The hopeful ending was a pleasant surprise
all the children in cocomelon at J.J’s age like Cody and Nina have 2 teeth on the top so the second dark part is wrong…
Matpat is the definition of overanalyzing everything and i love it🤣🥰
My guy literally explaining Genetics better than my Bio teacher. ABSOLUTELY APPRECIATED
I'm proud to say that I have, in fact, dodged this series... until now. Thanks MatPat.
I have dodged it as well. Until this video.
The way I avoided Cocomelon was never looking for it.
My escape from this series has ended as well ...... Dear gods please help me
same. I had to dislike the video and I'm going to remove it from my watch history all in hopes that I never see anything related to Cocomelon again. Probably won't work, but it's all I can do to try...
@@randomperson8375 You shouldn't have replied. Now UA-cam probably thinks you are extra interested.
Yep, me too. I initially thought Cocomelon sounded like some teen clothing or beauty brand.
Nothing can escape MatPat, not when he even manages to make a theory about a food delivery service ad.
And an M&M ad. Next thing you know he’s going to make a theory on Godzilla 😂
@@ani4301 he's kinda had
Next thing MatPat might surprise us all with is him losing his sanity over trying to figure out the lore of Super Why.
0:11 best way to start a horror movie
Once your son ages into Nicktoons like Rugrats, Loud House, and Fairly OddParents, a theory video about why child services are nonexistent in most kids shows would be very interesting.
I think the answer has to be similar to the one he presented in the Could The Squid Games be legal video..
And then an Anime Theory about why protag's parents are never seen.
I don’t think we’ll be having those anymore 😞
@abbylaska3828 , yeah, I know. I saw recently. Our man is retiring, so let's respect our man and see the last 10 theories he's gonna make..
the way we don’t have to worry about this cause he’s resigning 🙁🙁
I absolutely love how Matt’s son really affects the lore of the theory channels 😭
Are you trying to say that I am adopted😂😂😂
@@HamterGgaming huh and yes
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@@TurtleSB 2/10 comment,
Sorta dry, some good chunk of information but it doesn’t add up and isn’t very true.
the one person Matpat uses in 10:00 as an example for the parent looks a lot like charlie spring from heartstopper volume 3-5 and that makes me happy for some reason
Game Theory! Ruining Your Childhood since 1983
This has been said many times before but MatPat has truly gone insane
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For me I think he lost it when he brought up fnaf world
He was a theater kid, can't break what's already broken
@@ItsChevnotJeff ye
Agreed 😆
matpat is the kind of guy to say "is anyone gonna theorize on that?" and not wait for an answer.
Cocomelon: "Its just a series of nursery rhymes"-
Matpat: LOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEE
0:42 I hate this 😭😭😭😭
It's nice to know that MatPat has been spending quality time with Ollie.
I'm pretty sure he once said he doesn't allow Ollie too watch Cocomelon
i love this episode of film theory. as a nursing student we have to learn everything about mothers and infants. and everything matpat said was very accurate, down to the number of days and months and how many words babies could speak. or when can they ride a bike, etc.. kudos to the film theorists' research team!!
Thank you for confirming that. I now know I can use this video as a reference for those sorts of milestones.
There is just one problem here, the diagnosis, yea sure the kid COULD have what they said but it could also be Cushing’s or Osteogenesis Imperfecta or something else entirely, the way i see it they just picked whatever horrible condition they could find and ran away with it, finding symptoms that are common for alot of other diseases and convincing students like you that this is the only thing they could have, the reality here is that the days where you could diagnose someone just by looking at them are long gone, now the only thing that determines whether this poor kid has HPP or something else is tests and without doing one there is no way to know what he has.
I have never gotten so excited and stimmed so much just to see a theory video
Thank you Matpat 🙏🏻🦕✨
My oldest daughter was born with dark brown hair. At around 6 months old it all fell out and grew back red. I have very dark brown hair, my husband has light brown. But we both have red heads in the family. It was so funny. Now she is a red head that can tan in the sun, I can not. So strange how genetics work out.
Can we appriciate the effort matpat puts into saving newborns from deadly diseases from an early age?
Yes we can
@@funfantasy3500that is amazing
Yea lol
I never thought I'd hear that sentence in a million years
It’s nice to see that MatPat still watches shows with his son
he did say once he doesn't allow his son to watch Cocomelon
based
0:54
Because it cheated all the way up there.
This is the first time hearing about cocomelon 😅 every time Mat Pat says if you miss this I don’t think he understands that the theory channels are my main source of media information, thank you for keeping me updated 😊
Mat has gone from horror games to.. kids shows?.. Give this guy some affection!
He had a child. Of course his content consumption changed.
@@ceinwenchandler4716..had?
@@orenjinokawa I meant that him and his wife having a child, as in bringing a child into the world, is what made him go from horror games to kid's shows.
To be fair, this theory IS a horror show..
I mean he did make a theory about invincible so
I'm am thoroughly convinced that MatPat has a vendetta against kids shows at this point.
MatPat : *"If I have to suffer by watching this with my kid, then I'm going to make the most of it by ruining some childhoods."*
I don't think he has a vendetta against the shows. I think the reason he comes up with these theories is that it makes the shows more fun to sit through and it's more child friendly than starting a drinking game.
@@TheQuietTyper So you are ignoring the fact that he said that he can't escape it. He obviously wants to make it stop. That sounds like a man in suffering. My opinion still stands.
The game theory channel slogan is literally “ruining childhoods”
@@Minetendo_Fan My point exactly. He turns his suffering into sweet, sweet childhood ruining content. If that's not revenge, I don't know what is?
@@Minetendo_Fanyeah I was gonna say that too u beat me to it lol
This theory is very cool and I find it so cool how you just find about all these things and explain it but, are you really sure that it’s not just the character design? I mean, they could’ve just make him like this because they found it “good” but- this theory is really cool and it isn’t a low chance that it isn’t “true”✨👍
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@@Flowergirl5709 all the theories
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Film and game
Hey Matpat love your video! I would love a more meta video about how Cocomelon affects kids' psychologically and why its so insanely popular. I've heard stories of toddlers who were addicted to how overwhelming and stimulating the show is and I think it would be great if you looked into this
Yeah, I'm kinda missing te grounded and informative theories, I watch blues as much as the next young guy but these are starting to sound like something from an insane asylum.😂😂😂
@@King_Ghost777go to the loony bin 🤡
If you're looking for a video like that I could recommend savantics. They made I pretty good video on this topic comparing cocomelon to other kids shows figuring out why kids are so addicted.
No kidding. My four year old couldn't get enough. Now she's into Lellobee and Pinkfong.
Wow matpat really goes insane
Only MatPat can make literal nursery rhyme videos have secret horror lore
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@@CommanderTommyParkyAnd we never asked you if your content is supposedly "better."
14:51 Why did you forget to count bar diamater to the total? and maybe perspective has a role here?
As an older sister, I can advise other people that live with children that blast cocomelon 24/7, to avoid it all you have to do is run to the other room and wear soundproof ear plugs😂
Matpat is the kind of guy to make a theory of a kids show that took a dark turn
This isn’t the sambucha comments section buddy
Another kid’s show that has an extremely dark secret? Oh, that’s just a normal Sunday.
Nice seeing you again
thank you
This is very far down
No way this mf has descended to this level
@@PastelLavenderYTReported For spaming
Thank you bro
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR A COCOMELON THEORY!!!THANK YOUUUUUUU!!!! I literally would search up cocomelon lore hoping you would post about it
im gonna miss you so much mat.
As someone who’s been around kiddos before, I’m still plagued by memories of that gosh forsaken wheels on the bus song, over, and over, and over, and over, and over, an-
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends! (edit: that was a Steven Universe reference)
and over, until you make it to the end.
And yet, a certain toothy fish child is still so much worse...
turns out high school students like this too. we had an excursion once and 4 different divices were blaring wheels on the bus.
@@VanNessy97yup! It is a real shame
Hi, mom here who also has a son that drives her crazy with Cocomelon. Question: since all of JJ's friends also has only the upper front teeth do they all have HPP? Have they perhaps built a community for parents with kids that have this disease?
And thank you MatPat for addressing JJ's age, I have made several comments about how it makes no sense. I kinda feel like I have been heard now
That actually makes a lot of sense. Think about it. Imagine being in an environment where JJ grows up around normal people. He would stand out then be bullied for looking weird. However if somebody makes a community for these children with HPP then they'll be in an environment where everyone accepts them. They'll be able to live somewhat normal lives.
Exactly what I thought! Even Cody and Nina have 2 front teeth on top
@@1smene I don't think you realize just how dark the implications are. In the CocoMelon universe, HPP is so ridiculously common that they had to make an entire town to give them a normal life! This is hereditary so in the future the children of these kids will have an even HIGHER chance of getting it. But what would be in it for the town maker? Why would they do this? Research subjects of course.
The entire town is most likely a government funded research site. Think about it: Have you ever seen the parents go to work? Now I haven't watched it but chances are that they don't. Although, Even if they do they could be faking it. They could just be giving the scientists their reports. Think about that!
when i was 15 i remember his old videos on rosalina and mario playing in my head about genes and different traits when i was taking my SAT’s in Juvy, I’m 18 in college now i love your videos
Okay I didn't realize that I accidentally clicked on this video and my headphones were off of my head so you dont want to know how terrifying it is to hear the intro nursery song distantly and having no clue where it's coming from
I love that Mat could have taken two paths in this video, one being that JJ is a genius and the other being that he is brutally ill-formed 🤣🤣 The choice he made speaks volumes about his personality.
In this case it would be more likely that he has a relatively common illness than being a super genius infant though
i think he picked this direction to bring awareness to the condition he does similar with other characters if you look for it
No simple show can escape MatPat. He just makes THEORY after THEORY for anything he can find. I think MatPat has gone crazy
Crazy I was crazy one they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy Crazy I was crazy one they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy Crazy I was crazy one they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy
I think mat is off his meds
In this case, it's just cocomelon causing the insanity
I'm pretty sure he almost always been crazy - Matt fan for 5+ years who watches every video he posts
I love it when mat rip these horrifying and annoying strobe lights with voice acting "kids" shows apart. Makes my day 😂
At 3:03 I tried to catch my iPad after the video rolled away 😃
Gotta salute MatPat for slowly going into madness for our viewing pleasure 😅 thank you for your service
How to avoid: be blissfully ignorant and only connected where you want to be.
"When I started seeing theories floating around online that JJ is adopted I got really excited." - Matpat
Bruh.
Sounds like shotacon
i love how he says its just a theory but no matter how you put it its not just a theory its facts and he uses so much proof theres no going back when you have watched his videos but still like the catchphrase and your vids so keep up the good work.
Hi MatPat! I think a good video idea would be “the dark truth about numberblocks.” Numberblocks is this weird show that’s supposed to teach kids about math… but it’s SO creepy and weird. I don’t actually have a theory lol, but looking back, there’s plenty of opportunities for dark theories. Thanks bye:)
Mat: If two people have the same hair color, it means they are related
Also Mat: Babies sometimes have different hair color than their parents
That's an error in logic you have made there.
1st Statement:
(Deductive Reasoning)
Correct:
Major Premise: In the context of the video, people with the same hair color are related
Minor Premise: 2 people have the same hair color.
Conclusion: They are related.
Incorrect:
Major Premise: People who are related have the same hair color.
This is wrong because the major premise is false.
Comparing the 1st and 2nd statement, you can see that it is part of a bigger set. Both groups mentioned in such statements are subset of people who are biologically related, meaning that the 1st statement does not contradict the 2nd statement. For example, imagine a family with two kids. One kid got their brown hair from their mother, while the other got his blonde hair from their father. However, that doesn't mean that the first kid and their father are unrelated due to difference in hair color. Same can be said to the second kid and thier mother. Of course, this is largely simplified, but it proves the point. *These 2 statements can be true at the same time.*
However, I do agree that there are flaws in Mat's reasoning. After all, it's just a theory.
Follow-up: The parent example was an extremely bad example.
However, I'm too lazy to explain a better one. So, just search about Mendel's laws 👍
matpat needs an adoption theory channel
💀
I’m going to be in a theory? Great!
Omg like tha show that Maury guy had “you are not the father” or whatever but it’s “you are/are not adopted”
@@jjkitty-qo8vm I only remember his name because of a Jarvis Johnson video 😭
Adoption theory
Therorizlsing how adoption is bad for your mental health
You should have taken into account how many birthday songs JJ has. I believe there's at least 3 different occasions that it's his birthday!
another classic film theory matpat! keep up the good work
one major flaw in the whole language and dexterity point is that JJ is also a child who has been taught sign language his entire life, so not only would his development of words likely be more vast, but his dexterity from his fingers would be more developed. Not to mention, you accounted for JJ's height to prove that he's too short, but I didn't see you account for the other people in the family's height since they would presumably be average size if they don't all have the disease, because if they are average height then JJ's design can be more attributed to the way he looks rather than some random disease. I feel like there are a bunch of other theories that could have held more ground to come up with, this one wasn't much fun.
Plus JJ’s entire class would have to have this disease too
Mat makes theoryes that get most attention There are times he ignores important info like This
I agree with this one being a meh theory
But hereditary deseases don’t necessarily mean that every person in the family suffers from the symptoms
My aunt has Down’s syndrome, so my dad, all his siblings, me, my siblings and cousins have the genetic information (or rather malfunction) to cause it when born, but we don’t actually have it, it’s up to chance
My kids probably wont have Down’s unless my partner has a history of having relatives with it, and even then the chance is super low; you get the idea
Not only that but jj goes to preschool so he should be 4-ish anyways not much of a theory there and also all the kids look and do everything jj does so does that mean they all have this rare disease? No i dont think so. i love matpats theorys wish he would've dug a bit deeper this is just basic stuff anyone would know from being forced to watch the show 10 times
I love how matpat said he was excited for a child to be confirmed adopted 😂
15:13 is just crazy, matpat did him dirty💀💀💀😭
Someone needs to give this guy a good dose of CARTOON LOGIC
The day I found out I was having a kid, I started having cocomelon recommended to me. It wasn't a matter of me suddenly noticing it, I noticed before, but it blew up I my face at that point.
This video is a combo of "I am so sick of wasting memory space hearing Cocomelon songs on repeat" and "As a parent I've learned more about child development than I ever expected and want to flex that knowledge"
I feel that
This reminds me when my and my cousin found basically a Cocomelon ripoff called "Tutu boy" where we found evidence and theorized that he was trapped in a coma and was hallucinating his whole life.
We were interesting children.
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Even though theres only 2 minutes worth of there content my brain has already rotted
Thank you matpat, for everything.
I love how matpat reached a point where he explains ageing as "its like levelling up"
Matt has mastered the art of turning wholesome into surreal dark theories
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Hello heinsenburg plz respond
You again
@@UTTPDIVISONYou guys have thousands of more people than Mat Pat, but your content is worse.
Dad tip: beatbox to the cocomelon songs and its actually fire
1:19 'It's too late for you, you're a Dad.' got me lol
I love how Matpat can turn a cartoon with nursery rhymes and over analyze it so much to make something sinister. It’s actually impressive.
Matpat is the only person who can find dark stories in a children's tv show-
Bro why the "-" its almost like you use that the same way you would use a period.
Not seen many children's shows have ya!
It's the happiest one yet.
No he’s not. A lot of The new FNAF fans saw this and came to FNAF to run away from the horror of Cocomelon, only to be brought back into it by the graphics of Security Breach.
This was the theory I have been waiting for since I started to watch film theory
"That another UA-cam sensation baby shark was adopted" that exact video was right next to the video
I got to give Matt and his team some respect. They risked watching all these cocomelon videos and have forever doomed their feed. Thank you for your sacrafice Game Theory
film theory
Did MatPat really upload on Cocomelon? He really can find lore in anything.
It feels like it’s been a minute since we’ve had a Film Theory that incorporated so much science 😊
I love how bro was happy that jj was adopted
I learn more with MatPat than my class.
Yes fr
What's your class? Pre-algebra?
LOL
Fatherhood has at last driven matpat insane.
Lol.
Either that or the FNAF lore
MatPat are you ok ? just remember we’re always here to talk to 💀
YES I NEEDED THIS
Hey Mat Pat and the theorist team, i got an idea. What if you made an energy drink? It could have 4 flavors based on the channels, with one tasting like Diet Coke
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@@UTTPDIVISON💀
I think it's better they stay out of the path of the Paul, and let Gfuel or other energy drink corporations sponsor them
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Game theory should be half life 2 medkit flavour
I had thought it was odd that he looked so different from everyone else and just figured he was adopted myself without allowing myself to think too much on it after that…there is only so much confusion and questioning I can do about a weird children’s cartoon without going insane…
Matpat: something that I wouldn’t want to wish on anyone
Me: well I’m glad it’s on the nuance of the cocomelon baby
mother goose club, super simple songs and brainy babies are the real og baby channels
We don't need a Godzilla Analog Horror Film Theory..
We needed THIS! LOL
How does this have 0 comments 0 likes bruh
Keep up the great work on the horror series man! Don’t let the haters get to you 😎🫡
11:27 “MatPat horribly out of context”
Film theory Idea:The back story of Dobby
First Paw Patrol, then Dora, then Bluey, and now Cocomelon. MatPat is ruining childhoods left and right.
I can already tell this will be an distur- entertaining episode!
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@@UTTPCaptainwhy are you in every comment 😭
Why did my comment become ground for spammers
@@fpsZNTPWhy didn't you say that on his old videos, AYE?
I can't believe Matpat made a cocomelon theory. It's impressive
*looks around*
@@DexTheTVMan oh-
then all of jj's friends has hpp
The weird thing about my exposure to Cocomelon is my 3-year-old cousin never watching a proper episode of Cocomelon but instead watching the equivalent of Cocomelon UA-cam Poops. She watches videos of random clips taken from Cocomelon videos that constantly replays, but becomes more weird and distorted each time. I wish I could understand the brains of little children, because I don't know if its more annoying than an actual Cocomelon video.