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    Jesus has had a genuinely long journey in South Park history. A major part of the 2 shorts that allowed South Park to be made at all, his initial role on the series was as a humble local tv talk show host. But over the years, through different adventures and even some scandals, Jesus has become a hero to the residents of South Park many times over, in countless different ways. I’ve already covered Satan here on the channel, so I think it’s time we take a look at the other side, and dive into the life of Jesus according to South Park.
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  • @Johnny2Cellos
    @Johnny2Cellos  Рік тому +174

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  • @DustySprinkles
    @DustySprinkles Рік тому +2674

    Jesus is one of my favorite characters. I wish we saw more of him. I especially love his “Find Jesus” side quest in Stick of Truth.

    • @Johnny2Cellos
      @Johnny2Cellos  Рік тому +280

      tee hee

    • @DustySprinkles
      @DustySprinkles Рік тому +62

      @@Johnny2Cellos I also wanted to let you know how much I adore your Bojack Horseman and South Park videos! They make me really happy and let me revisit my favorite shows with new perspectives.

    • @vincentbuscarello1357
      @vincentbuscarello1357 Рік тому +34

      You should try the bible!!
      ... I'll show myself out.

    • @Daraghcotter
      @Daraghcotter Рік тому +9

      tee hee hee

    • @ryancarter2959
      @ryancarter2959 Рік тому +5

      Tee hee hee

  • @lucastoole1
    @lucastoole1 Рік тому +2882

    This Jesus guy is really cool. Someone should write a book about him.

    • @lovroostojic4118
      @lovroostojic4118 Рік тому +123

      I dom’t think it would be very popular :/

    • @mattphillips3537
      @mattphillips3537 Рік тому +131

      Maybe it could be like, an anthology with other interesting people. His friend Moses could have a chapter for example.

    • @TheChickenKing.1
      @TheChickenKing.1 Рік тому +63

      @@mattphillips3537 exactly, and like it should be over 1500pages

    • @missingLEGACY
      @missingLEGACY Рік тому +36

      For some reason this idea sounds familiar.

    • @ThePurpleKiss101
      @ThePurpleKiss101 Рік тому +38

      Or maybe a movie. I think Mel Gibson might be free.

  • @vksasdgaming9472
    @vksasdgaming9472 Рік тому +1676

    JC actually appears very human in South Park. Frail, filled with doubt and fearful. His parentage just happens to be quite weird.

    • @KingOfHarlots86
      @KingOfHarlots86 Рік тому +72

      He seems,idk,a bit more relatable?🤔. Not sure I'm phrasing it correctly,but the SP Jesus would be someone I could at least hear out,does that make any sense?

    • @bigal3109
      @bigal3109 Рік тому +79

      isnt that the point of jesus, to be very human?

    • @lemonofcake
      @lemonofcake Рік тому +59

      @@bigal3109 Yep. God sent him to Earth so he could experience all the same temptations that a human would.

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 Рік тому +5

      @@lemonofcake That is not part of any official doctrine of any Christian sect. I personally find it very believable. JC had many chances to just be human and he refused even as he knew what it meant.

    • @derpfluidvariant0916
      @derpfluidvariant0916 Рік тому +28

      @@vksasdgaming9472 Jesus Straight up spent 40 days without food in a forest/wilderness right after getting baptized, where he was explicitly stated to have been tempted. He didn't go through with the things he was tempted to do, but that doesn't mean he wasn't tempted. Satan himself showed up three times as a test Jesus had to endure before he got out.
      That was the whole point of having Jesus, fully human and fully God, die in a horrible way designed for criminals. If he was just a dude, he would've screwed up or chickened out at some point(he actually kinda does when he asked for God to "take this cup from me", but ultimately states "not my will but your's", meaning that despite the fact that he didn't want to die like that, he was gonna follow through with what God told him, no matter what he wanted). If he was just God, then there wouldn't really be a redemption of humanity, just more proof that God doesn't mess up.
      By being both, he was able to both suffer and face legitimate threats to both his faith and well being, but also play his role without messing up, and ultimately give an example of a "perfect human" that came from the fallen world and didn't mess up in any of millions of ways he could've, in comparison to Adam, who despite living in a perfect worldand with a singular way to screw up, still managed to screw up.
      I understand this kinda comes off as preachy and annoying, and I understand if you don't want to read this, but I just wanted to clarify a part of your comment.

  • @mattcaston9546
    @mattcaston9546 Рік тому +1160

    I love how you really seemed to have to keep from laughing when describing Easter

    • @Johnny2Cellos
      @Johnny2Cellos  Рік тому +160

      honestly might be the most genius south park plot of all time imo

    • @TGo-n-Roscoe
      @TGo-n-Roscoe Рік тому +8

      @Johnny 2 Cellos so true. I think it's a slept on episode. Good Randy episode too.

    • @ezraa7777
      @ezraa7777 9 місяців тому +1

      One of my fav episodes definitely from my favorite season

  • @rapidsloth5654
    @rapidsloth5654 Рік тому +963

    As a Christian, this is how Jesus truly died, protecting Santa from Iraqi terrorists.

    • @orthodoxcrusader5413
      @orthodoxcrusader5413 6 місяців тому +24

      Did he resurrect 911 days later ?

    • @la_niina
      @la_niina 6 місяців тому +5

      😂😅 I need a Christian friend with such a marvelous humor.

    • @rapidsloth5654
      @rapidsloth5654 6 місяців тому +5

      @@orthodoxcrusader5413 nope, it was actually about.. 9 months and 16 days later

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp 6 місяців тому +4

      This is george bush's bedtime story

    • @YanoshRagauld
      @YanoshRagauld 6 місяців тому +1

      Wow what a great analogy. That's ultra well on mark

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop Рік тому +3046

    I just love how according to South Park lore, Jesus is real, but none of his followers will go to heaven.

    • @theone7097
      @theone7097 Рік тому +141

      Mormons follow Jesus tho

    • @gokuss15
      @gokuss15 Рік тому +206

      Mormons still believe in Jesus, they just think that he did a lot of stuff after the agreed upon Bible, whereas traditional Christians believe He has not returned yet.

    • @connorschultz380
      @connorschultz380 Рік тому +7

      ​@@gokuss15 hum in a way I guess that makes sense?

    • @Dellennickolis95
      @Dellennickolis95 Рік тому +88

      Didn't they lift that rule because they had to fight a war with Satan? So they basically had to allow more people in heaven.

    • @connorschultz380
      @connorschultz380 Рік тому +16

      @@Dellennickolis95 uaa good point
      Tho That war ended

  • @calmuellerWAR
    @calmuellerWAR Рік тому +201

    South Park always depicted religious figures in a way that made me find them cool lol. The way Satan threw the boxing match and bet it all against himself was genius.

    • @DatBoiGloomy
      @DatBoiGloomy 9 місяців тому +13

      They used them in fun ways, poking fun at them with all of it in good intention besides mohammed cus we all know how that went. But even there they never made fun of him they just depicted him in a funny manner.

  • @treceh
    @treceh Рік тому +780

    Satan, Jesus and God are some of the most likable characters in the show. At least they’re some of my favorites, haha.

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 Рік тому +55

      God is just weird, but the fact he does provide counsel to Satan and even scolds him for losing his fearsome focus from "headstrong rebel to whiny bitch" really shows that omniscient can be compassionate. Satan is just really sensitive and meek guy despite his fearsome appearance and Jesus is just funny anachronism.

    • @LeantNik
      @LeantNik Рік тому +4

      Can’t Forget abt Santa

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 Рік тому +14

      @@LeantNik "All right. Who the fuck called Santa down from the sky? You killed my reindeer! "
      Santa Claus is quite brutal badass when he gets riled up.

    • @toadb1850
      @toadb1850 Рік тому +1

      Sea man!

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety Рік тому +1

      I love how they portray SATAN

  • @larsandtheoffcolorsanimeto672
    @larsandtheoffcolorsanimeto672 Рік тому +209

    13:23 In a deleted storyboard for the Imaginationland trilogy, when the boys first arrived in the realm, they see Jesus and he waves back to them, so it's implied that it could be the same one they knew back in the real world.

    • @Johnny2Cellos
      @Johnny2Cellos  Рік тому +47

      WHOA interesting

    • @DonnaPinciot
      @DonnaPinciot Рік тому +27

      Yeah, I don't see why it wouldn't be possible. We haven't seen the full extent of Jesus' abilities, but being the son of God, it stands to reason that he could visit someone's mind if he wanted.
      Or maybe every depiction of him is real in the first place? A sort of extension of the omniscience/omnipresence thing?

    • @joelxyso
      @joelxyso Рік тому +1

      🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @sonicfanboy3375
      @sonicfanboy3375 Рік тому +10

      ​@@joelxyso "🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓" 🤓

  • @MazingerDestro
    @MazingerDestro Рік тому +103

    Jesus according to Southpark is a pretty flawed normal dude with his heart in the right place but clearly in a position that its very hard to manage. Like a new boss

    • @Echoe-14
      @Echoe-14 4 місяці тому +1

      Jesus is fully God, but he is fully man as well

  • @TheSweatHunter
    @TheSweatHunter Рік тому +769

    As a Christian, I believe his character is hilarious😂

    • @spadinnerxylaphone2622
      @spadinnerxylaphone2622 Рік тому +94

      Same. I interpret him as more a western / American understanding of Jesus than the real Jesus. He reminds me of guys at my church who played him during Easter pageants.

    • @traceyrice4978
      @traceyrice4978 Рік тому +38

      As a character, I believe Christians are hilarious

    • @davidogundipe808
      @davidogundipe808 Рік тому +13

      ​@@traceyrice4978 very cute.

    • @AW27007
      @AW27007 Рік тому +11

      ​@@traceyrice4978 k

    • @tylerriley2587
      @tylerriley2587 Рік тому +1

      Same

  • @abucket14
    @abucket14 Рік тому +72

    My favorite quote is from big gay Al's big gay boat ride. Uncle Jimbo asks Jesus for a miracle, and he's like two rows down and says, "Leave me alone, I'm trying to watch the game,"

  • @329link
    @329link Рік тому +121

    This may be the most positive portrayal of jesus without being explicitly religious. It's a lot funnier than the typical "let's make him a shitty person" approach.

  • @gingerbreadman2083
    @gingerbreadman2083 Рік тому +370

    Oh man. Showing Mohamed like that, you are braver than Comedy Central.

    • @Johnny2Cellos
      @Johnny2Cellos  Рік тому +131

      Technically Comedy Central showed that episode too 😂

    • @aarondunn6759
      @aarondunn6759 Рік тому +33

      @@Johnny2Cellos I like how you avoided naming him directly and then just casually mentioned him as though it as nothing just moments later as if we wouldn't notice 😉

    • @Gorbachof
      @Gorbachof Рік тому +19

      ​@@Johnny2Cellos let us know if you get any death threats over this lol

    • @sesawter4999
      @sesawter4999 Рік тому +9

      ​@@Gorbachof it is rather common grom muslims so he most probably will.

    • @cjpkallday5233
      @cjpkallday5233 6 місяців тому +1

      Well you went the comedy Central route anyways and blurred it lol lame.

  • @faithevers6899
    @faithevers6899 Рік тому +149

    every time the guy goes it’s jeeeeeeeeeesus christ i cry laughing idk why that’s so funny to me

  • @hoodsu
    @hoodsu Рік тому +529

    fun story: when i was a child my deeply religious mother refused to let me watch south park for its depictions of jesus, but for some ungodly reason would let me watch family guy. im sure u can see the irony there. turns out my mom is fundamentally insane

    • @kaylee6159
      @kaylee6159 Рік тому +80

      Theres an episode in family guy were Jesus talks about how he's a virgin and how he'd love for his first time to be with Lois. Peter pities him and accepts. He later finds out by other men that Jesus will constantly claim to be a virgin so guys will let him sleep with their wives.

    • @user-zm7zl9lc6j
      @user-zm7zl9lc6j Рік тому +33

      Its weird because the show makes fun of religion and people that follow it but doesn't usually potray them as bad people

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Рік тому +20

      @@user-zm7zl9lc6jas a religious person
      South Park is so over the top so insane and isn’t afraid of shooting down everyone it sees
      I just can’t help but enjoy it

    • @waterking74
      @waterking74 11 місяців тому +21

      Jesus in family guy is fart joke character compared to south parks jesus who had character development and a likeable personality

    • @nmoney6655
      @nmoney6655 11 місяців тому +7

      ⁠@@waterking74 I find it funny that since the creators are plot twist: are Atheists they really just want to make Jesus real in their show though

  • @RanterInShades
    @RanterInShades Рік тому +131

    Never forget the legacy of Jesus & Pals, the best talk show of all time.

  • @miteihiro3283
    @miteihiro3283 Рік тому +126

    My man Johnny pulling out Uncensored Mohammad. Like I actually had to do a double-take 😂

    • @macknuggz4843
      @macknuggz4843 Рік тому +7

      No fr,, I dug through the comments to see if anyone else noticed, I can't believe what I just saw!!!

    • @tiablue9106
      @tiablue9106 Рік тому +6

      how come he's censored now...

    • @sillyseri
      @sillyseri Рік тому +5

      ​@@tiablue9106 he was censored a while ago bc of muslim extremists

    • @tiablue9106
      @tiablue9106 Рік тому +22

      @@sillyseri no I mean when this vid was originally posted, johnny used uncensored mohammad footage but now he's blurred

    • @sillyseri
      @sillyseri Рік тому +2

      @@tiablue9106 OHH

  • @BlinksAwakening
    @BlinksAwakening Рік тому +233

    The reason why Jesus' place in Imaginationland isn't an anomaly is because of the conclusion of that trilogy itself: they realize and declare that anything you imagine to be real, is real. It's actually the explanation for how Jesus exists in South Park to begin with: at some point he was imagined to be real, and that therefore made him real, and as such he was able to move into South Park.

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 Рік тому +7

      So hell and heaven are technically in imaginationland?

    • @BlinksAwakening
      @BlinksAwakening Рік тому +35

      @@jordanloux3883 absolutely, which means they exist in reality as well, someone imagined them, so they exist.
      It's a big concept to tackle, and one I didn't properly appreciate when Imaginationland first aired, but years later I did come to realize that the message of the trilogy sure feels true: if you imagine something, it in many senses becomes real. Perhaps more real than we'll ever properly be able to comprehend. See I also subscribe to the idea of the multiverse, but the premise of the multiverse is a bit hard to make peace with when it means that every conceivable possibility must exist as some universe, even 2D cartoons or deities. But that's when it hit me, perhaps our imaginations: our books, our movies, our video games, even just our stories that we tell to ourselves help fill out the multiverse by creating universes that can contradict the rules of our universe.

    • @filepeinaw
      @filepeinaw Рік тому +11

      I think that Jesus exists both in South park and Imaginationland because some people think he is real and some people think he is imaginary

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 8 місяців тому +2

      So Jesus is a tulpa?

    • @lemax6865
      @lemax6865 6 місяців тому

      @@BlinksAwakening Before you "subscribe to the idea of the multiverse", you might want to understand what the idea is and where it comes from. Once you do, or at least do a bit of investigation into the development of the concept, you'll realise that a) it's mostly an intellectual exercise aimed at resolving math problems and b) there is little proof of the validity of *any* of the current multiverse hypotheses, and what little evidence exists is debatable at best even amongst the foremost experts of theoretical physics. Alder's razor: If something cannot be settled by experiment or observation, then it is not worthy of debate, i.e. before trying to figure out how the multiverse works, we should prove it exists. Otherwise all you're doing is founding a religion.

  • @tree1568
    @tree1568 Рік тому +47

    As a kid the only thing I knew about South Park was Jesus was in it (my mum would watch it). Now when I’ve mentioned watching it my grandma goes “that’s the paper cut out one with Jesus right? I liked Jesus in that”

  • @TheBhamuntFlare
    @TheBhamuntFlare Рік тому +40

    I'm Christian and I quite enjoy Jesus portrayal in SP, it's quite funny and human.

  • @KremBotop
    @KremBotop Рік тому +312

    9:24 No bleep or censor bar? Impressive. Also, this has to be the first time I've ever seen the HD version of that episode. Pretty sure it's Blu-ray only nowadays.

    • @Johnny2Cellos
      @Johnny2Cellos  Рік тому +49

      Yeah it's a blu-ray rip

    • @KremBotop
      @KremBotop Рік тому +9

      ​@@Johnny2Cellos That's great. And I just thought of something, when were those HD versions made and released in the first place? I once heard that the Ninja episode was first shown in a limited HDDVD shortly before the series' full move to HD in S13, and the rest followed soon afterwards in digital stores and TV reruns. However, the Blu-rays of the earlier seasons in HD weren't released until much later. I'd suggest looking up this topic, might be worthy for a video since I don't think anyone has done so yet. Like, if there're any visual or audio changes compared to the originals. Overall, re-rendering 10 full SD seasons in widescreen HD while still keeping the animation and aesthetic intact should've been a massive task.

    • @Johnny2Cellos
      @Johnny2Cellos  Рік тому +43

      Great timing, I'm actually researching a video now about the SD vs HD South Park episodes. They basically were able to re-render every ep in HD bc they kept all of their old data from the SD era. But looking at the differences is really interesting

    • @VEE0034
      @VEE0034 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Johnny2Cellos where did you get this info from?

    • @KremBotop
      @KremBotop Рік тому

      @@Johnny2Cellos That's awesome! Looking forward to it.

  • @Flower_Mom
    @Flower_Mom Рік тому +36

    Ah, yes, the reason why my mom hated this show and still does. She thought it was funny when the show poked fun at any other religion, but the moment she saw it mock hers then it went too far.

  • @Cyburim
    @Cyburim Рік тому +18

    I've never seen any footage of Super Best Friends uncensored so its really cool you got ahold of that footage! Hopefully we can get a little bit more South Park in the future considering the legal troubles going on rn...

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 Рік тому +84

    Your content is incredible! Love your south park episodes specially! thank you for this!

  • @DannyCapM8
    @DannyCapM8 Рік тому +20

    Santa and Jesus' friendship was probably my favorite part of the whole Jesus Arc

  • @Randomlad.0737
    @Randomlad.0737 Рік тому +19

    I always enjoy Jesus, he's not my favourite South Park character but I still get excited when he comes on screen. My favourite Jesus moment is from the season 11 Easter episode. Good video

  • @vincentbuscarello1357
    @vincentbuscarello1357 Рік тому +120

    As a christian, there are for sure a few jokes that got me feelin odd, but for the most part, I think South Park's Jesus is pretty clever, and is very much what Jesus would be like if he here more of just a regular dude that "happened" to be God's son. Can't agree with their entire take on religion and faith but its sooooooo much more interesting, challenging, and clever than 90% of what's out there.
    Edit - watching more of your essay, I wonder if Jesus is like a proxy for the genuinely faithful and their path over the institutional religious figures that are so fairly lampooned.

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 Рік тому +23

      Probably. Matt and Trey might think religion is silly, but they sure respect the hell out of people who are genuine believers that practice what they preach.

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 Рік тому +14

      Oh, 100%.
      I feel like he would also have a short-lived local talk show.

    • @Al7249
      @Al7249 Рік тому +12

      Honestly it's better than Family Guy's version. It's kinda funny that he's a talk show host. Him just being a regular Joe who only occasionally goes into action I feel kinda fits him too. He seems like a simple man.

    • @spadinnerxylaphone2622
      @spadinnerxylaphone2622 Рік тому +18

      @@jordanloux3883 I remember then saying that they love Story as a concepy and see religion as sort of a proto-Story. Even though Trey said he thought the Gospel story was silly, he's at least interested by it enough to incorporate parts into his art.
      I wish more people could appreciate the culture and the Art of Story in the Bible or Quaran or other holy books regardless of if they personally believe.

    • @vincentbuscarello1357
      @vincentbuscarello1357 Рік тому +6

      @@Al7249 so much better that family guy's reddit atheist takes

  • @LiminalMan777
    @LiminalMan777 Рік тому +38

    Just fantastic stuff, having been a fan since the beginning I’ve loved seeing every incarnation of Jesus

  • @genericfriend2568
    @genericfriend2568 6 місяців тому +7

    "my son" "yes?" "I'm not touching that one with a 60 foot pole" is one of the fucking funniest deliveries ever.

  • @squidrose
    @squidrose Рік тому +13

    How was this actually heartfelt haha. Thanks Johnny. Keep up the great content

  • @noaha6185
    @noaha6185 Рік тому +56

    Too bad they didn't being Buddha back for the Christmas snow episode. As a Buddhist myself, that bit was awesome 😂

    • @wv5853
      @wv5853 6 місяців тому

      I heard the one who is considered the Buddha keeps changing so they could get pretty creative with that

    • @grenouillesupreme
      @grenouillesupreme 4 місяці тому

      ​@@wv5853 no, buddha is one person and never changed

    • @wv5853
      @wv5853 4 місяці тому

      @@grenouillesupreme we’re probably thinking of different traditions in Pali canon they refer Gautama Buddha as not being the only Buddha and that there are many previous ones will in the Mahayana tradition there’s at least 12 of them and it’s implied there’s more. At least that’s what I learned studying religion.

    • @grenouillesupreme
      @grenouillesupreme 4 місяці тому

      @@wv5853 no, buddha is the founder of buddhism, the man who discovered the eightfold path, the first to ever reach nirvana, he is just one person, maybe buddha is also a title in different religons but buddha refers to one person in buddhism, THE buddha

    • @wv5853
      @wv5853 4 місяці тому

      @@grenouillesupreme oh so you’re talking about the founder of Buddhism I was talking about his teachings.
      If that’s the case why are there so many different buddhas in the religious texts about specifically Buddhism invented by the Buddha himself you described.

  • @cliffymonster6800
    @cliffymonster6800 Рік тому +36

    NEW JHONNY VID WAKE UP BABE!

  • @AngelPerez-tu1nk
    @AngelPerez-tu1nk Рік тому +26

    Ngl Jesus role in South Park has never failed to be hilarious xD. Definitely mi favorite Jesus episode is Jesús vs Satán xD
    I kinda miss him being a regular on the show.

  • @IceChomp
    @IceChomp Рік тому +11

    Top quality content. One of the best videos covering south park ive seen. Your dang outro is always stuck in my head for days too!

  • @ACDC-Productions
    @ACDC-Productions Рік тому +24

    The confession booth of guns is just perfection.

  • @johnwilbur3050
    @johnwilbur3050 Рік тому +14

    I grew up Christian and I've always loved South Park's Jesus

  • @fortymcmeme3846
    @fortymcmeme3846 Рік тому +12

    fun fact: they made a spin off book about him called something like "bibble" , i forgot the name

  • @Amz_G
    @Amz_G 6 місяців тому +7

    I'm an atheist... but I believe in South Park Jesus

  • @JacobManning
    @JacobManning Рік тому +11

    they could make a whole book about this guy

  • @Sketchers.WeGotThaDrip
    @Sketchers.WeGotThaDrip 6 місяців тому +3

    ngl the amount of bread and fish he hid behind the cart is magic in of itself

  • @jackdawjohnson7436
    @jackdawjohnson7436 Рік тому +4

    I really appreciate how childish SP is. It takes real, adult situations and fears but tackles them through the lens of a child, causing absurdist situations like Saint Peter being a rabbit in the process.

  • @mboyd92
    @mboyd92 Рік тому +5

    The depiction of Muhammad is why I've been collecting physical media. That shit got scrubbed post 9/11. A couple of animators lose their lives and all of a sudden it didn't and can't happen. I never could reconcile that episode with cartoon wars. It didn't used to matter.

  • @zacatrongaming
    @zacatrongaming 6 місяців тому +3

    "what game is free to play and has over 80 million downloads?" the battle cats.

  • @xxDOTH3DEWxx
    @xxDOTH3DEWxx Рік тому +7

    Jesus putting on the sunglasses real cool, after Darth Mauling the Pope, is my favorite Jesus.

  • @cbhlde
    @cbhlde Рік тому +6

    "One of Jesus oldest friends is Santa Claus." Nailed it! ;)

  • @onlyfrons
    @onlyfrons Рік тому +5

    Getting an ad for a church on this video was way too surreal

  • @JohnDoe-ff2mo
    @JohnDoe-ff2mo Рік тому +7

    This video really made me smile. The absurdly of this serie is so unique

  • @cicabeot1
    @cicabeot1 Рік тому +7

    This video would sound insane to someone who's never heard of South Park.

  • @BubbyBoy
    @BubbyBoy Рік тому +16

    1:06 so you're telling me Raid won't let JoCat date any of the champions, but Johnny giving us a blank check to date any of them?

  • @skyrogue1977
    @skyrogue1977 Рік тому +9

    I wonder if we’ll see the Hare Club for Men again.

  • @tinytawnie
    @tinytawnie Рік тому +6

    Thanks for all the awesome content Johnny!!

  • @nickgarcia610
    @nickgarcia610 Рік тому +4

    “Jeeeeeeeeeeesus chri”

  • @isabelstefani8931
    @isabelstefani8931 Рік тому +4

    First time I saw South Park Mohammad uncensored 😂

  • @ThePhenomenalEX
    @ThePhenomenalEX Рік тому +4

    NGL, I for sure thought you were gonna jokingly say Santa with that intro.

  • @vincentvalentine1435
    @vincentvalentine1435 6 місяців тому +4

    ayo thats just asmongold

  • @lucasvincent3021
    @lucasvincent3021 3 години тому

    Hearing Kyle yell “our savior” after the boxing match with Satan is and always will be hilarious to me

  • @Hypnos132
    @Hypnos132 Рік тому +11

    As a Christian I honestly find him very funny, and it’s great to watch your vids even if I’ve only been watching them for a couple days. Glad I’m “ early” for once

  • @carlo0717
    @carlo0717 Рік тому +5

    Not gonna lie I choked up a bit when "HE has risen"

  • @totallytravicious5919
    @totallytravicious5919 5 місяців тому +1

    No one ever talks about how the david blaine episode is definitely also a scientology episode where they just use a different super popular celebrity instead of like tom cruise or whoever. But then when they had the opportunity to spill the beans on the real scientology and realized it was, in reality, more ridiculous than blainology.

  • @29jemo
    @29jemo Рік тому +5

    I was expecting a vid on another immortal but this is awesome too

    • @Johnny2Cellos
      @Johnny2Cellos  Рік тому +4

      Technically it IS a video an another immortal!

    • @aylin6766
      @aylin6766 Рік тому +1

      now that I think about it I am seeing ALOT of similarities between Jesus and Kenny...

  • @That-Lazy-Animator
    @That-Lazy-Animator 10 місяців тому +2

    I'm going to say this
    little bunny Pope is like the best thing ever.

  • @MysticMorigan1998
    @MysticMorigan1998 Рік тому +2

    Going though your south park videos reminds me of why love it so much. Even when its bad, it's tepid, and it's usually not.

  • @Giosuke_Giogashikata
    @Giosuke_Giogashikata 4 місяці тому +2

    Jesus Christ of Christianity being a character with an entire personality and satisfying character arc is the type of dumbassery I strive to achieve in my own writing.

  • @Clambamthankyoumam
    @Clambamthankyoumam 16 днів тому

    “Buddha don’t do coke in front the kids!” is one of my favorite lines from Jesus at this point throughout the series of South Park along with “Maybe because “I’m the Son Of God brainiac”, “My son, I’m not touching that with a sixty foot pole”, “You’re all a bunch of Judases!” and “My children, you should know something… I’m packing!”.

  • @hooeythegreat1987
    @hooeythegreat1987 Рік тому +2

    I still find this to be one of my favorite representations of Jesus.

  • @LiftandCoa
    @LiftandCoa 21 день тому

    "[But everything changed when] Santas Slay was shot down over Iraq"
    is SUCH a South Park sentence lol

  • @miteihiro3283
    @miteihiro3283 Рік тому +5

    So my theory on the Jesus from Imaginationland, is that he’s the Jesus portrayed in the Book of Revelations. Or another theory is that the Jesus we’ve been seeing IS the Imaginationland version. But there’s a lot of issues with that theory.

    • @kyaksachan502
      @kyaksachan502 Рік тому

      God, I kinda of wish Jesus from SP met with Jesus from Imagination land, if by chance that was true. I just wanna know what would happen.

  • @brendenlatkovich7016
    @brendenlatkovich7016 Рік тому +4

    This was such a great video and really funny ad for RAID, RAID, RAID!!!

  • @Joemama55122
    @Joemama55122 6 місяців тому +1

    I like how they portray him as a nice person instead of like in an overly offensive way (just cos it would be so obvs and cheap I'm not christian)

  • @jesussalomon3598
    @jesussalomon3598 Рік тому +2

    I actually laughed when Raid Shadow Legends was the actual sponsor in this one.

  • @kraatarin8226
    @kraatarin8226 Рік тому +2

    Really waiting for your "Muhammed according to South Park"-video

  • @Meegeee
    @Meegeee 6 місяців тому +1

    South park does a better job convincing me to become a christian than most pastors 😂

  • @kyrasoze516
    @kyrasoze516 Рік тому +1

    I'm reminded of my favorite part of Orgazmo, near the beginning:
    "Oh yeah, I dig that Jesus guy."
    "Y-you do?"
    "Ah, sure, the kids love 'im."

  • @ares2438
    @ares2438 Рік тому +6

    Love the videos Johnny! Is Cartoons That Curse ever coming back? I need some of that Monday entertainment back

    • @Johnny2Cellos
      @Johnny2Cellos  Рік тому +5

      We're working on how we want to return, we've both been so busy and the pod takes up A LOT of time

    • @ares2438
      @ares2438 Рік тому +1

      @@Johnny2Cellos Totally understand! Love the channel, love the podcast man, can't wait for you guys to come back 🤘

  • @xmapa4677
    @xmapa4677 6 місяців тому +1

    That's not Jesus! That's Cesare Borgia, illegitimate son of Pope Alexander VI!

  • @JamesKingsleyQPatriotOrg
    @JamesKingsleyQPatriotOrg Рік тому +2

    I would really like to see Jesus appear again on SP

  • @Jaeywa
    @Jaeywa 6 місяців тому +1

    Jesus catchphrase is KIYAAAAA

  • @zoltankolozsvary8319
    @zoltankolozsvary8319 9 місяців тому +1

    8:46 yeah you can see mohamednext to Jesus

  • @eric6cartman9
    @eric6cartman9 Рік тому +2

    watched while having a panic attack would recommend

  • @unib4324
    @unib4324 Рік тому +1

    11:22 never thought I would hear that sentence out loud

  • @Mysticwolf8052
    @Mysticwolf8052 8 місяців тому

    Kenny being split in half when you mentioned “splitting people apart” is crazy 😂

  • @ajzeg01
    @ajzeg01 Рік тому +1

    What about his appearance in Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

  • @bluelobster3016
    @bluelobster3016 Рік тому +2

    Thanks!

  • @ander8845
    @ander8845 7 днів тому

    I think jesus might be a saiyan. Every time he dies and comes back he gets more powerful

  • @Invalid-user13k
    @Invalid-user13k 6 місяців тому +2

    Jesus is awesome

  • @RoninRen
    @RoninRen Рік тому +1

    you know with the Christmas Snow episode, somehow I thought the plot direction was gonna be about all their cars get booted/had breathalyzers installed, thus all of them drunk while taking a bus, or as something that would be as in character for South Park's universe, the grown-ups were somehow able to make A.I. self driving cars drunk,

  • @Gunkier
    @Gunkier Рік тому +1

    “that tear people apart”
    kenny in question:

  • @dreamieramune
    @dreamieramune Рік тому +1

    i appreciate trey parker and matt stone a lot for depicting jesus not as someone to be cruelly made fun of, but satirical in a way that plays with funny ideas and 'what ifs' without actually pinning a target on anyone. i often feel like people, christians especially, tend to take religion way too seriously sometimes, so this is a nice refresher that not everything needs to be so serious all the time, and that it's okay to have fun.
    it's like, they're not making their interpretation of jesus hold a gun to paint him as someone who's aggressive and violent. they're making him hold a gun because like... dude... it's _jesus..._ holding a _gun..._ that's funny as hell, and it's funny because we all know it's something he wouldn't actually do.

  • @sapaulgoogdmen9542
    @sapaulgoogdmen9542 10 місяців тому +1

    So another layer to the joke when Jesus shows up in the anti bullying video when you start the clips just a few seconds earlier.
    The producer to yelled at Stan “Jesus Christ, just get out…” so Jesus isn’t just chastising him about being a jerk. He’s literally shown up after he “took the lords name in vain” in the childhood interpretation of the meaning.
    To me that just makes it more funny. Like he’s always listening and showed up going “so I heard you were talking shit. What’s up?”

  • @zorglubmagnus455
    @zorglubmagnus455 8 місяців тому +1

    Jesus is one of my favourite characters in South Park. I wish we saw him more often. Poor Jesus he's also always misunderstood. What else is new.

  • @Wh0s_Aa1i
    @Wh0s_Aa1i Рік тому +1

    I wish people talked about Jesus from South Park more he’s funny

  • @d1egomon194
    @d1egomon194 Рік тому +2

    If that was irl Jesus I would definitely follow him

  • @matthewterlaga3022
    @matthewterlaga3022 Рік тому +2

    Now you have to do a video on the Canadian Devil, also known as Bealzibud

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 Рік тому +2

    Imagine if Jesus shows up in the next special event

  • @WasabiCannon
    @WasabiCannon Рік тому

    I was half expecting that ad section to have a "What game is spammed on all of your favorite content creators? RAID!" bit

  • @vintageswiss9096
    @vintageswiss9096 9 місяців тому +1

    @17:03 - for anyone wondering...

  • @DrFuntimes32
    @DrFuntimes32 Місяць тому

    The fact that it’s Canon that Jesus died in Iran only for him to return and save the rabbit Pope is the strangest thing I’ve heard

  • @Josh11902
    @Josh11902 Рік тому +2

    0:48 battle cats (idk man)

    • @teacherbunbun9082
      @teacherbunbun9082 Місяць тому

      BATTLE CATS MENTIONED! WHAT THE FUCK IS A DOGE?! RAHHH!