Jesus According to South Park
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Jesus has had a genuinely long journey in South Park history. A major part of the 2 shorts that allowed South Park to be made at all, his initial role on the series was as a humble local tv talk show host. But over the years, through different adventures and even some scandals, Jesus has become a hero to the residents of South Park many times over, in countless different ways. I’ve already covered Satan here on the channel, so I think it’s time we take a look at the other side, and dive into the life of Jesus according to South Park.
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I just love how according to South Park lore, Jesus is real, but none of his followers will go to heaven.
Mormons follow Jesus tho
Mormons still believe in Jesus, they just think that he did a lot of stuff after the agreed upon Bible, whereas traditional Christians believe He has not returned yet.
@@gokuss15 hum in a way I guess that makes sense?
Didn't they lift that rule because they had to fight a war with Satan? So they basically had to allow more people in heaven.
@@Dellennickolis95 uaa good point
Tho That war ended
This Jesus guy is really cool. Someone should write a book about him.
I dom’t think it would be very popular :/
Maybe it could be like, an anthology with other interesting people. His friend Moses could have a chapter for example.
@@mattphillips3537 exactly, and like it should be over 1500pages
For some reason this idea sounds familiar.
Or maybe a movie. I think Mel Gibson might be free.
As a Christian, this is how Jesus truly died, protecting Santa from Iraqi terrorists.
Did he resurrect 911 days later ?
😂😅 I need a Christian friend with such a marvelous humor.
@@orthodoxcrusader5413 nope, it was actually about.. 9 months and 16 days later
This is george bush's bedtime story
Wow what a great analogy. That's ultra well on mark
Jesus is one of my favorite characters. I wish we saw more of him. I especially love his “Find Jesus” side quest in Stick of Truth.
tee hee
@@Johnny2Cellos I also wanted to let you know how much I adore your Bojack Horseman and South Park videos! They make me really happy and let me revisit my favorite shows with new perspectives.
You should try the bible!!
... I'll show myself out.
tee hee hee
Tee hee hee
JC actually appears very human in South Park. Frail, filled with doubt and fearful. His parentage just happens to be quite weird.
He seems,idk,a bit more relatable?🤔. Not sure I'm phrasing it correctly,but the SP Jesus would be someone I could at least hear out,does that make any sense?
isnt that the point of jesus, to be very human?
@@bigal3109 Yep. God sent him to Earth so he could experience all the same temptations that a human would.
@@lemonofcake That is not part of any official doctrine of any Christian sect. I personally find it very believable. JC had many chances to just be human and he refused even as he knew what it meant.
@@vksasdgaming9472 Jesus Straight up spent 40 days without food in a forest/wilderness right after getting baptized, where he was explicitly stated to have been tempted. He didn't go through with the things he was tempted to do, but that doesn't mean he wasn't tempted. Satan himself showed up three times as a test Jesus had to endure before he got out.
That was the whole point of having Jesus, fully human and fully God, die in a horrible way designed for criminals. If he was just a dude, he would've screwed up or chickened out at some point(he actually kinda does when he asked for God to "take this cup from me", but ultimately states "not my will but your's", meaning that despite the fact that he didn't want to die like that, he was gonna follow through with what God told him, no matter what he wanted). If he was just God, then there wouldn't really be a redemption of humanity, just more proof that God doesn't mess up.
By being both, he was able to both suffer and face legitimate threats to both his faith and well being, but also play his role without messing up, and ultimately give an example of a "perfect human" that came from the fallen world and didn't mess up in any of millions of ways he could've, in comparison to Adam, who despite living in a perfect worldand with a singular way to screw up, still managed to screw up.
I understand this kinda comes off as preachy and annoying, and I understand if you don't want to read this, but I just wanted to clarify a part of your comment.
I love how you really seemed to have to keep from laughing when describing Easter
honestly might be the most genius south park plot of all time imo
@Johnny 2 Cellos so true. I think it's a slept on episode. Good Randy episode too.
One of my fav episodes definitely from my favorite season
Satan, Jesus and God are some of the most likable characters in the show. At least they’re some of my favorites, haha.
God is just weird, but the fact he does provide counsel to Satan and even scolds him for losing his fearsome focus from "headstrong rebel to whiny bitch" really shows that omniscient can be compassionate. Satan is just really sensitive and meek guy despite his fearsome appearance and Jesus is just funny anachronism.
Can’t Forget abt Santa
@@LeantNik "All right. Who the fuck called Santa down from the sky? You killed my reindeer! "
Santa Claus is quite brutal badass when he gets riled up.
Sea man!
I love how they portray SATAN
As a Christian, I believe his character is hilarious😂
Same. I interpret him as more a western / American understanding of Jesus than the real Jesus. He reminds me of guys at my church who played him during Easter pageants.
As a character, I believe Christians are hilarious
@@traceyrice4978 very cute.
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Same
Jesus according to Southpark is a pretty flawed normal dude with his heart in the right place but clearly in a position that its very hard to manage. Like a new boss
Jesus is fully God, but he is fully man as well
every time the guy goes it’s jeeeeeeeeeesus christ i cry laughing idk why that’s so funny to me
13:23 In a deleted storyboard for the Imaginationland trilogy, when the boys first arrived in the realm, they see Jesus and he waves back to them, so it's implied that it could be the same one they knew back in the real world.
WHOA interesting
Yeah, I don't see why it wouldn't be possible. We haven't seen the full extent of Jesus' abilities, but being the son of God, it stands to reason that he could visit someone's mind if he wanted.
Or maybe every depiction of him is real in the first place? A sort of extension of the omniscience/omnipresence thing?
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@@joelxyso "🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓" 🤓
fun story: when i was a child my deeply religious mother refused to let me watch south park for its depictions of jesus, but for some ungodly reason would let me watch family guy. im sure u can see the irony there. turns out my mom is fundamentally insane
Theres an episode in family guy were Jesus talks about how he's a virgin and how he'd love for his first time to be with Lois. Peter pities him and accepts. He later finds out by other men that Jesus will constantly claim to be a virgin so guys will let him sleep with their wives.
Its weird because the show makes fun of religion and people that follow it but doesn't usually potray them as bad people
@@user-zm7zl9lc6jas a religious person
South Park is so over the top so insane and isn’t afraid of shooting down everyone it sees
I just can’t help but enjoy it
Jesus in family guy is fart joke character compared to south parks jesus who had character development and a likeable personality
@@waterking74 I find it funny that since the creators are plot twist: are Atheists they really just want to make Jesus real in their show though
South Park always depicted religious figures in a way that made me find them cool lol. The way Satan threw the boxing match and bet it all against himself was genius.
They used them in fun ways, poking fun at them with all of it in good intention besides mohammed cus we all know how that went. But even there they never made fun of him they just depicted him in a funny manner.
Oh man. Showing Mohamed like that, you are braver than Comedy Central.
Technically Comedy Central showed that episode too 😂
@@Johnny2Cellos I like how you avoided naming him directly and then just casually mentioned him as though it as nothing just moments later as if we wouldn't notice 😉
@@Johnny2Cellos let us know if you get any death threats over this lol
@@Gorbachof it is rather common grom muslims so he most probably will.
Well you went the comedy Central route anyways and blurred it lol lame.
This may be the most positive portrayal of jesus without being explicitly religious. It's a lot funnier than the typical "let's make him a shitty person" approach.
My favorite quote is from big gay Al's big gay boat ride. Uncle Jimbo asks Jesus for a miracle, and he's like two rows down and says, "Leave me alone, I'm trying to watch the game,"
Never forget the legacy of Jesus & Pals, the best talk show of all time.
The reason why Jesus' place in Imaginationland isn't an anomaly is because of the conclusion of that trilogy itself: they realize and declare that anything you imagine to be real, is real. It's actually the explanation for how Jesus exists in South Park to begin with: at some point he was imagined to be real, and that therefore made him real, and as such he was able to move into South Park.
So hell and heaven are technically in imaginationland?
@@jordanloux3883 absolutely, which means they exist in reality as well, someone imagined them, so they exist.
It's a big concept to tackle, and one I didn't properly appreciate when Imaginationland first aired, but years later I did come to realize that the message of the trilogy sure feels true: if you imagine something, it in many senses becomes real. Perhaps more real than we'll ever properly be able to comprehend. See I also subscribe to the idea of the multiverse, but the premise of the multiverse is a bit hard to make peace with when it means that every conceivable possibility must exist as some universe, even 2D cartoons or deities. But that's when it hit me, perhaps our imaginations: our books, our movies, our video games, even just our stories that we tell to ourselves help fill out the multiverse by creating universes that can contradict the rules of our universe.
I think that Jesus exists both in South park and Imaginationland because some people think he is real and some people think he is imaginary
So Jesus is a tulpa?
@@BlinksAwakening Before you "subscribe to the idea of the multiverse", you might want to understand what the idea is and where it comes from. Once you do, or at least do a bit of investigation into the development of the concept, you'll realise that a) it's mostly an intellectual exercise aimed at resolving math problems and b) there is little proof of the validity of *any* of the current multiverse hypotheses, and what little evidence exists is debatable at best even amongst the foremost experts of theoretical physics. Alder's razor: If something cannot be settled by experiment or observation, then it is not worthy of debate, i.e. before trying to figure out how the multiverse works, we should prove it exists. Otherwise all you're doing is founding a religion.
My man Johnny pulling out Uncensored Mohammad. Like I actually had to do a double-take 😂
No fr,, I dug through the comments to see if anyone else noticed, I can't believe what I just saw!!!
how come he's censored now...
@@tiablue9106 he was censored a while ago bc of muslim extremists
@@sillyseri no I mean when this vid was originally posted, johnny used uncensored mohammad footage but now he's blurred
@@tiablue9106 OHH
9:24 No bleep or censor bar? Impressive. Also, this has to be the first time I've ever seen the HD version of that episode. Pretty sure it's Blu-ray only nowadays.
Yeah it's a blu-ray rip
@@Johnny2Cellos That's great. And I just thought of something, when were those HD versions made and released in the first place? I once heard that the Ninja episode was first shown in a limited HDDVD shortly before the series' full move to HD in S13, and the rest followed soon afterwards in digital stores and TV reruns. However, the Blu-rays of the earlier seasons in HD weren't released until much later. I'd suggest looking up this topic, might be worthy for a video since I don't think anyone has done so yet. Like, if there're any visual or audio changes compared to the originals. Overall, re-rendering 10 full SD seasons in widescreen HD while still keeping the animation and aesthetic intact should've been a massive task.
Great timing, I'm actually researching a video now about the SD vs HD South Park episodes. They basically were able to re-render every ep in HD bc they kept all of their old data from the SD era. But looking at the differences is really interesting
@@Johnny2Cellos where did you get this info from?
@@Johnny2Cellos That's awesome! Looking forward to it.
As a kid the only thing I knew about South Park was Jesus was in it (my mum would watch it). Now when I’ve mentioned watching it my grandma goes “that’s the paper cut out one with Jesus right? I liked Jesus in that”
I'm Christian and I quite enjoy Jesus portrayal in SP, it's quite funny and human.
As a christian, there are for sure a few jokes that got me feelin odd, but for the most part, I think South Park's Jesus is pretty clever, and is very much what Jesus would be like if he here more of just a regular dude that "happened" to be God's son. Can't agree with their entire take on religion and faith but its sooooooo much more interesting, challenging, and clever than 90% of what's out there.
Edit - watching more of your essay, I wonder if Jesus is like a proxy for the genuinely faithful and their path over the institutional religious figures that are so fairly lampooned.
Probably. Matt and Trey might think religion is silly, but they sure respect the hell out of people who are genuine believers that practice what they preach.
Oh, 100%.
I feel like he would also have a short-lived local talk show.
Honestly it's better than Family Guy's version. It's kinda funny that he's a talk show host. Him just being a regular Joe who only occasionally goes into action I feel kinda fits him too. He seems like a simple man.
@@jordanloux3883 I remember then saying that they love Story as a concepy and see religion as sort of a proto-Story. Even though Trey said he thought the Gospel story was silly, he's at least interested by it enough to incorporate parts into his art.
I wish more people could appreciate the culture and the Art of Story in the Bible or Quaran or other holy books regardless of if they personally believe.
@@Al7249 so much better that family guy's reddit atheist takes
Ah, yes, the reason why my mom hated this show and still does. She thought it was funny when the show poked fun at any other religion, but the moment she saw it mock hers then it went too far.
I know that feel
I always enjoy Jesus, he's not my favourite South Park character but I still get excited when he comes on screen. My favourite Jesus moment is from the season 11 Easter episode. Good video
Santa and Jesus' friendship was probably my favorite part of the whole Jesus Arc
Too bad they didn't being Buddha back for the Christmas snow episode. As a Buddhist myself, that bit was awesome 😂
I heard the one who is considered the Buddha keeps changing so they could get pretty creative with that
@@wv5853 no, buddha is one person and never changed
@@grenouillesupreme we’re probably thinking of different traditions in Pali canon they refer Gautama Buddha as not being the only Buddha and that there are many previous ones will in the Mahayana tradition there’s at least 12 of them and it’s implied there’s more. At least that’s what I learned studying religion.
@@wv5853 no, buddha is the founder of buddhism, the man who discovered the eightfold path, the first to ever reach nirvana, he is just one person, maybe buddha is also a title in different religons but buddha refers to one person in buddhism, THE buddha
@@grenouillesupreme oh so you’re talking about the founder of Buddhism I was talking about his teachings.
If that’s the case why are there so many different buddhas in the religious texts about specifically Buddhism invented by the Buddha himself you described.
Your content is incredible! Love your south park episodes specially! thank you for this!
Thank you :)
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I've never seen any footage of Super Best Friends uncensored so its really cool you got ahold of that footage! Hopefully we can get a little bit more South Park in the future considering the legal troubles going on rn...
Ngl Jesus role in South Park has never failed to be hilarious xD. Definitely mi favorite Jesus episode is Jesús vs Satán xD
I kinda miss him being a regular on the show.
Just fantastic stuff, having been a fan since the beginning I’ve loved seeing every incarnation of Jesus
The confession booth of guns is just perfection.
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fun fact: they made a spin off book about him called something like "bibble" , i forgot the name
How was this actually heartfelt haha. Thanks Johnny. Keep up the great content
Top quality content. One of the best videos covering south park ive seen. Your dang outro is always stuck in my head for days too!
"my son" "yes?" "I'm not touching that one with a 60 foot pole" is one of the fucking funniest deliveries ever.
I'm an atheist... but I believe in South Park Jesus
Thanks for all the awesome content Johnny!!
I grew up Christian and I've always loved South Park's Jesus
This video really made me smile. The absurdly of this serie is so unique
Going though your south park videos reminds me of why love it so much. Even when its bad, it's tepid, and it's usually not.
"One of Jesus oldest friends is Santa Claus." Nailed it! ;)
Jesus putting on the sunglasses real cool, after Darth Mauling the Pope, is my favorite Jesus.
ngl the amount of bread and fish he hid behind the cart is magic in of itself
Getting an ad for a church on this video was way too surreal
they could make a whole book about this guy
LOL
1:06 so you're telling me Raid won't let JoCat date any of the champions, but Johnny giving us a blank check to date any of them?
JoCat was too cringe for them
This was such a great video and really funny ad for RAID, RAID, RAID!!!
I wonder if we’ll see the Hare Club for Men again.
ayo thats just asmongold
First time I saw South Park Mohammad uncensored 😂
I was expecting a vid on another immortal but this is awesome too
Technically it IS a video an another immortal!
now that I think about it I am seeing ALOT of similarities between Jesus and Kenny...
“Jeeeeeeeeeeesus chri”
"what game is free to play and has over 80 million downloads?" the battle cats.
Fuck yeah
This video would sound insane to someone who's never heard of South Park.
Thanks!
Love the videos Johnny! Is Cartoons That Curse ever coming back? I need some of that Monday entertainment back
We're working on how we want to return, we've both been so busy and the pod takes up A LOT of time
@@Johnny2Cellos Totally understand! Love the channel, love the podcast man, can't wait for you guys to come back 🤘
Hey, I have a cool idea for a video I was watching season 15 and it leaves a big cliff hanger on the episode with Mr Kim being not even being Chinese I mean they really never discuss it but Mr Kim has been with us forever in this show,
I feel like this is something people need to discuss about this twist and that cliff hanger
"He wouldn't even hurt a fly"
Not trying to spam but if you do end up using this for a video idea let me know I would love to watch a description of the mind of the man behind who MR Kim was all along
NGL, I for sure thought you were gonna jokingly say Santa with that intro.
Great content as usual!
The depiction of Muhammad is why I've been collecting physical media. That shit got scrubbed post 9/11. A couple of animators lose their lives and all of a sudden it didn't and can't happen. I never could reconcile that episode with cartoon wars. It didn't used to matter.
I really appreciate how childish SP is. It takes real, adult situations and fears but tackles them through the lens of a child, causing absurdist situations like Saint Peter being a rabbit in the process.
I watched Super Best Friends when it aired and never watched it again. It’s the same with Cartoon Wars pt 1 & 2. I want to watch them again.
You're the best, Johnny!
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Really waiting for your "Muhammed according to South Park"-video
you know with the Christmas Snow episode, somehow I thought the plot direction was gonna be about all their cars get booted/had breathalyzers installed, thus all of them drunk while taking a bus, or as something that would be as in character for South Park's universe, the grown-ups were somehow able to make A.I. self driving cars drunk,
Kenny being split in half when you mentioned “splitting people apart” is crazy 😂
I'm going to say this
little bunny Pope is like the best thing ever.
This a good video on so many levels. Well done, nice commenting.
Now you have to do a video on the Canadian Devil, also known as Bealzibud
11:22 never thought I would hear that sentence out loud
Just brilliant. No notes.
I got Madden 10 for the nostalgia a few months ago, can’t believe the amount of stuff that’s been removed since.
I really like seeing Jesus and Satan, somebody should compile all of their stories and put them in one big book. I don’t think anyone would read it though.
these sp videos are my life support. (also like you should totally talk about moral orel dude. I need validation for my crush on a piece of clay)
Not gonna lie I choked up a bit when "HE has risen"
I actually laughed when Raid Shadow Legends was the actual sponsor in this one.
Amen
Are u gonna do spidey and his amazing friends or are u gonna wait for it to end first
Holy shit Johnny where did you get uncensored footage from that episode ?
Blu-Ray! They never even censored that ep they just removed it from all streaming services.
Hi I absolutely love your videos :333
I was half expecting that ad section to have a "What game is spammed on all of your favorite content creators? RAID!" bit
No one ever talks about how the david blaine episode is definitely also a scientology episode where they just use a different super popular celebrity instead of like tom cruise or whoever. But then when they had the opportunity to spill the beans on the real scientology and realized it was, in reality, more ridiculous than blainology.
Can't get over how the episode today (29th of May) is the last :( let me guess, we'll get Jesus cameo in Spring Break?
So my theory on the Jesus from Imaginationland, is that he’s the Jesus portrayed in the Book of Revelations. Or another theory is that the Jesus we’ve been seeing IS the Imaginationland version. But there’s a lot of issues with that theory.
God, I kinda of wish Jesus from SP met with Jesus from Imagination land, if by chance that was true. I just wanna know what would happen.
“that tear people apart”
kenny in question:
8:00 "tears people apart" (Kenny snapping in half) it sure does tear J2C, it sure does.
What about the Jesus and Santa lounge act? (one of the funniest parts of Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
Never mind.
Jesus catchphrase is KIYAAAAA
At the sponsor segment before he said raid I answered “warframe”
I'm reminded of my favorite part of Orgazmo, near the beginning:
"Oh yeah, I dig that Jesus guy."
"Y-you do?"
"Ah, sure, the kids love 'im."
What about his appearance in Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Dunno if the last line was an intentional nod to the song, but also a missed opportunity to use "Jesus Was Way Cool" by King Missile.
Praise good content
Cartman gave us all those great Jesus songs from the Christian band episode and you didn't use a single one? Wasted opportunity
Was that g jones music at the start ?
10:45 is Charlie during the sneako drama