I got my grandpa to start genshin the other day and i was showing him a few characters in the character archive and i was like "This is XingQiu. He is a really good hydro character." And his response was, "He?"
@@GamingDimiGD that character is the reincarnation of a godess that died many years before (the gods reborns in this game), abviously, a baby is born again, grows and learns, and in that learning process that character lost the ability to manage the nation she ruled years ago. A certain academy that represents an important political entity (it would be like the church of that country), took over the position of that goddess in an attempt to generate an alliance with the military forces of a certain country in the game. Because this new goddess was literally the archon of children and knowledge, she had the ability to acquire knowledge directly from the Irminsul (a tree in Saxon mythology, said to connect heaven and earth). Among that knowledge she found the past of the gods, the crimes they committed, and historical data that could harm all the archons, including herself before she died, and compromise, among many other people, the very goddess of the country where the treaty was being made (very long lore that I do not intend to explain). What the academy decided to do was simple: silence her. But killing a God is a punishable divine sin and it was what caused, 500 years ago, the genocide that obliterated the entire ancient civilization of the continent, which encompassed the entire continent itself. What they did then was erase information regarding Nahida, handled by the Irminsul itself, so that everyone would forget about Nahida (the goddess), and they locked her in a dome in the heart of the academy, where the consciousness of the goddess herself manifests but she herself cannot free herself, as if she were trapped in a dream, unable to escape. She remained like that for almost 500 years. I ask you, who may be more reasonable than the average player of this game, the following: If I am, I don't know, 20 years old, and they lock me in a capsule where my body doesn't rot, because time itself doesn't run, something like what we imagine happened to Walt Disney today (you know, that theory that says he's frozen and that one day they'll unfreeze him so he can keep living), if they then free me, 150 years later, how old am I? The answer is 20. My mental and physical age is still 20, but now a new perception of age appears that is literal, and it takes into account all those years that I was asleep. It is said that Nahida is around 500 years old because around 500 years have passed since she was born, yes, but practically she is still a little girl. Personally, I see on the internet that many Genshin players use this as an excuse to be able to desecrate these child characters and pervert them on the internet, justifying themselves by saying that they are actually 500-year-old adults. We could conclude that they are bad at Math or they are simply horrible people.
If we want to be technically correct, Venti is actually not a boy or a girl, they just mimic the identity of a fallen friend, as they’re actually an evolved wind spirit.
Damn, I've played Genshin until Sumeru some years ago and thought this would be extremely easy as I don't remember characters' genders being hard to distinguish... But man, Fontaine do be acting up.
Not really, like before I started even playing genshin my friend also did this to me, I got everything right. I mean in my eyes at least, Freminet does not look like a girl, i mean contrast to the female designs in that game. Far from it, honestly every "femboy" in the game, has little to nothing Key characteristics that Genshin paints their women. Most of the "femboys" are just slim and young dudes who basically skipped puberty.
@@bookswithike3256 Ooooops, I got my characters' names wrong. Meant Lyney's; he's the one with the female outifit. Freminet's isn't, that's true. I'll edit my comment, like I said, have not played Fontaine.
Based on their standing position you can tell their gender. Can't describe it well but if you look at a few of them it becomes obvious (they have to be in default standing position, not jumping or anything it doesn't work)
Back then, a lot of clowns keep calling Genshin players "maidenless". (Especially MGRR fangays) Yet here we see WOMEN being the Genshin Experts, and a lot more girls playing Genshin than men do. So looking back at all the insults, it's so funny how much they projected themselves without any proper understanding, lol.
@blackicynoob6119 doubt that since I've already made my friends guess the ages for every character and more than half of it were wrong. It won't really be easy for someone who doesn't play the game.
Becase majority of the girl characters actually look like girls, so I think it'd be pretty easy for para to guess. I'd say that Typho made a pretty good list.(I also actually thought Iansan was a guy)
Getting confused for french femboys makes sense
French femboys is just French boys
Is he gay or European? Maybe both.
I’m surprised she didn’t get you to guess XingQiu. That one is particularly trippy
I got my grandpa to start genshin the other day and i was showing him a few characters in the character archive and i was like "This is XingQiu. He is a really good hydro character." And his response was, "He?"
or tighnari
Maybe they already did a question about him
She did say she will change the character depending on how he does. So maybe she went a little easy on para.
@@Luvilliyou got your grandpa to play? That's awesome 😂 and so wholesome too! I assume you're gonna be playing together?
3:56 "Kaveh is in fact a boy". That's literally Kazuha
eh. close enough.
Cry about it, Kazuha main
They always do Kazuha dirty 😢
@@HashiNuke I don't even have it😭
@@HashiNuke what are you being rude for, kiddo ? Go back to your momma and give her her iPad back.
I immediately wheezed when I saw that thumbnail 😭
Venti, Best Girl 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Was expecting Xingqiu to be on this list as one of the more famous ones
Xingqiu is a guaranteed -1 life
He knew venti and like you said xingqiu is one of the famous ones so, he probably already knew about him
Ya this isn't too difficult, what would be more difficult is trying to guess if they have normal age or is 500+ years old
I heard my classmates talking about a kid that is like 500+ years old
That would be Nahida :P
@@GamingDimiGD well technically she's not 500 years old, genshin players are not too good on maths
@ idk i dont play genshin i only know that my friend who plays it is bad at math
@@GamingDimiGD that character is the reincarnation of a godess that died many years before (the gods reborns in this game), abviously, a baby is born again, grows and learns, and in that learning process that character lost the ability to manage the nation she ruled years ago. A certain academy that represents an important political entity (it would be like the church of that country), took over the position of that goddess in an attempt to generate an alliance with the military forces of a certain country in the game. Because this new goddess was literally the archon of children and knowledge, she had the ability to acquire knowledge directly from the Irminsul (a tree in Saxon mythology, said to connect heaven and earth). Among that knowledge she found the past of the gods, the crimes they committed, and historical data that could harm all the archons, including herself before she died, and compromise, among many other people, the very goddess of the country where the treaty was being made (very long lore that I do not intend to explain). What the academy decided to do was simple: silence her. But killing a God is a punishable divine sin and it was what caused, 500 years ago, the genocide that obliterated the entire ancient civilization of the continent, which encompassed the entire continent itself. What they did then was erase information regarding Nahida, handled by the Irminsul itself, so that everyone would forget about Nahida (the goddess), and they locked her in a dome in the heart of the academy, where the consciousness of the goddess herself manifests but she herself cannot free herself, as if she were trapped in a dream, unable to escape. She remained like that for almost 500 years.
I ask you, who may be more reasonable than the average player of this game, the following: If I am, I don't know, 20 years old, and they lock me in a capsule where my body doesn't rot, because time itself doesn't run, something like what we imagine happened to Walt Disney today (you know, that theory that says he's frozen and that one day they'll unfreeze him so he can keep living), if they then free me, 150 years later, how old am I?
The answer is 20. My mental and physical age is still 20, but now a new perception of age appears that is literal, and it takes into account all those years that I was asleep.
It is said that Nahida is around 500 years old because around 500 years have passed since she was born, yes, but practically she is still a little girl.
Personally, I see on the internet that many Genshin players use this as an excuse to be able to desecrate these child characters and pervert them on the internet, justifying themselves by saying that they are actually 500-year-old adults. We could conclude that they are bad at Math or they are simply horrible people.
"If you're getting traumatized, the video ends." -Alien Stage
Absolutely.
HELP NOO
yessssssss i want that
Sorry not sorry, but we have to make Parashock noticed this masterpiece guys 🙏
crying after r7
3 things I'd have done: add xinqiu, used Venti's wind god attire and lynette after freminette and said she was also from fontaine
should've give him Xinqiu with his lantern rite suit next to furina
Should've sent furina to switch it up
No one gets past the French Femboys.
i mean... when there mother.. father..... adoptive parent is well.. yea it makes sense.
If we want to be technically correct, Venti is actually not a boy or a girl, they just mimic the identity of a fallen friend, as they’re actually an evolved wind spirit.
The fallen friend is a guy so I still consider Venti a dude
I guess you could consider Venti to be a boy but Barbatos to be genderless
Tbf he goes by he in mondstadt
The title says gender, not sex. So your comment is technically incorrect.
Technically, your comment is incorrect. The title says gender, not sex. Dont confuse them together.
I was expecting him to call Lynnette a boy just to complete the sibling hat trick
"Lets all be men and not tell Iansan (and Parashock)"
Those 240p pictures are really something
Damn, I've played Genshin until Sumeru some years ago and thought this would be extremely easy as I don't remember characters' genders being hard to distinguish... But man, Fontaine do be acting up.
Not really, like before I started even playing genshin my friend also did this to me, I got everything right. I mean in my eyes at least, Freminet does not look like a girl, i mean contrast to the female designs in that game. Far from it, honestly every "femboy" in the game, has little to nothing Key characteristics that Genshin paints their women. Most of the "femboys" are just slim and young dudes who basically skipped puberty.
@@worminaround Clothing is a real good hint when judging character, and there ain't NO WAY you can say Lyney's clothes aren't female.
@@Bruno.GCF05 They aren't.
@@Bruno.GCF05 they arent
@@bookswithike3256 Ooooops, I got my characters' names wrong. Meant Lyney's; he's the one with the female outifit. Freminet's isn't, that's true. I'll edit my comment, like I said, have not played Fontaine.
The base image of venti haunts me for some reason, so seeing him in the thumbnail freaked me out.
I'm gonna be honest, my main method for determining the gender is just looking at the chest. It's biology 101
Me when flat female character:
Furina and Hu Tao standing in the corner
no way you forgot flat chested females exist 💀
@soran_skies yeah i guess i did 💀 at that point i go by tone of voice
“If you laugh, the video ends.”
-Todd Howard Song - It Just Works
The video should have ended at 1:38 without the lives.
What does this mean?
@@RandomNoob12346thats the first time he gets it wrong
Based on their standing position you can tell their gender. Can't describe it well but if you look at a few of them it becomes obvious (they have to be in default standing position, not jumping or anything it doesn't work)
I would’ve laughed if he failed at Lynette.
If you hit an obstacle or fall down a pit the video ends.
Cookie Run: Ovenbreak
"If you get uncomfortable,the video ends"
-Zajcu37 Achrive
If you guess the gender wrong, the video ends - Fate Grand/Order
Oh nah 💀
@naf2998 hell yes:)
answer: "all of the above"
“If you find a positive comment, the video ends”
- Geometry Dash: Square Adventure (Comment Section)
THAT'S FOUL
if you die, the video ends
half life
Can’t wait for Typho’s Sumeru guessing video to come out
shoulda put Arlecchino's first appearance from A Winter Night's Lazzo
If you guess the age wrong, the video ends
- Genshin Impact
Round it or maybe age group like kid, teen, adult, elderly, very old idk..?
Honestly surprised Father wasn’t on the list
Bro what are the odds that this uploaded the day after I started playing.
It's not too late to stop
Absolutely too late to stop
duality of man in the comments, btw at least don't get addicted bro
@@ste---ny4lh I’ll try 😭
you can't escape the rabbit hole you've entered, boi
3:16 he’s cute
if you die, the video extends by one minute (starting time: 5 minutes)
- item asylum, Roblox
item asylum?! now that's pog
the challenge will be hard af lmao
Back then, a lot of clowns keep calling Genshin players "maidenless". (Especially MGRR fangays) Yet here we see WOMEN being the Genshin Experts, and a lot more girls playing Genshin than men do. So looking back at all the insults, it's so funny how much they projected themselves without any proper understanding, lol.
If you guess the age wrong the video ends.
Blue Archive
They're in school uniforms...
@blackicynoob6119 and?
@@nekokoishi too easy to guess
@blackicynoob6119 doubt that since I've already made my friends guess the ages for every character and more than half of it were wrong.
It won't really be easy for someone who doesn't play the game.
Bonus question: The quizmaster.
Imagine he thinks atlecchino is a boy 😂
If you hear Matt Bellamy screaming, the video ends
-any Muse song
if you see a coin, the video ends
-Geometry Dash [Main levels]
If you don't ace a level, the video ends.
Game: Zuma's Revenge
Its fine Freminet tripped me up too.
If you guess the age wrong, the video ends
- fate/ Grand Order
If you get a googol antimatter the video ends
-Antimatter dimensions
Should have used Isak in cosplay haha
Thanks whatever higher being there is to let his man keep the the lolololololol outro even after that long
GIVE HIM TIGHNARIIII
If you feel disturbed the video ends
- The convienience store game
You can kinda tell from the body shapes for most them, like I got 1 wrong and I don't even know anything about Genshin
wow, first time I've seen perashockx since 2020
If you get chased by a cake dog the video ends.
Cookie Run: Kingdom
If you give up, the video ends
-Awaria (hard mode)
It feels weird to see parashock win . lmao
now do this but with honkai star rail characters
"if you spell the letter "B", the video ends"
- Roblox: Block Tales
If you have to censor something, the video ends
-Meepcity on Roblox
3:32 wait I was pronouncing it Freminet not Freminae
Now do Object Shows but video ends if you guess their gender wrong. Video will only last 90 seconds tops
I got confused with Xingqui at first lmao.
Not using Furina was criminal
2:42 IS THAT THE RED MIST?!?!?!?
Oh my god it’s been ages since I’ve seen one of your videos
Now he needs to do Cookie Run 💀
Oh with a partner now? Interesting switch up para
5 minutes, buckle up
GENSHIN AND PARA? HECK YEAH
he actually did it...
It's been 5 years since I last watched him, this guy's view count has significantly dropped.
Please do if I guess the gender wrong for Project Moon characters. It will be genuinely hard
Edit: Never mind, he did it
all men?? not a single girl 😢
Iansan???
Becase majority of the girl characters actually look like girls, so I think it'd be pretty easy for para to guess. I'd say that Typho made a pretty good list.(I also actually thought Iansan was a guy)
@ LMAOOO REAL, ME TOO AT FIRST!!
@@randyrandom3358 i forgor
Good. Give me the men.
I’m inside
If you lose 3 rolls the video ends
Game:Disco Elysium Final cut
If you get spoiled, the video ends
-Sonic 3 (youtube search)
I nevee played genshing impact. But what the fuck were they thinking making these fontanians 💀
Am I the only one who somehow knew that Lyney and Freminet were boys when I first saw them? 😅
Para I stopped getting your videos on my feeds, I had to come to the channel to see what's going on
no xingqiu :(
If she would have put Ms hina he would have lost for sure
Who tf is Ms hina
Who?
@@McNari-vx6
The genderbent Gorou character from Inazuma
..y'all don't know miss hina?...
@ I’ve only JUST gotten to wherever it was that zhongli is man I don’t know these things
You should have put xingque
If you find skibidi toilet, the video ends
- Search: Fortnite
honestly good luck lmao
wait what, he didnt lost, why video ends?
Damn 21 seconds ago is crazy
day one of requesting Albuquerque by weird al
Kaeya lmao
Woohoojin??
wtf I thought your channel died UA-cam stopped showing me anything about you like 5 months ago lol
If you get a multi-kill, the video ends.
- League of Legends
Interesting...
Where’s ms hina
Why has nobody done this before? Also first but no one cares
Mrow
yo
OwO
atp just play genshin
lol why do you talk like that
Yayyyyyy early af
Not the gooner impact!
What does goon even mean 😭
Oh look, says the one with an Emergence pfp.
12 seconds, I’m in