Swim Fast As A Shark vs Run Fast As A Cheetah | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
Guest:
BT Kingsley
Keysha E.
This week we debate
Swim Fast As A Shark vs Run Fast A Cheetah
Tuna Pancakes vs Candied Chitterlings
Have A Bad Driver As A Chauffeur vs Rollerblading Everywhere
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I like it when he says “we will be back right after this” and no ad read comes on 🙌🏾
The genuine concern and the disappointment about BT’s hygiene in high school 😂😂😂 it was so many questions 😭😭😭
Yooo that whole chapter about BT being a funky ass 🥷 😂😂😂. It just kept progressing 😭😫 and then I almost choked on my mask laughing at their reactions 😂
Pat had me dead with his questions lmao
LITERALLY CRYING!!!
Young BT gravitating to all the fellow funky kids is wild. Fake fighting and sh*t. Sounding like The Mighty Morphin’ Sour Rangers. 😂💀
I swear BT got even louder after they said he was loud
💯💯🙉🙉😵⚰️
Pat's mic was too low but I think he was using earbuds that made BT loudness even worse for him lol
He fkd up the whole video
@@eaz7552 I swear😒😒. Idk why they didn't tell him to turn his volume down
@@eaz7552
that's the only way to put it!!!! he do way too much!!!
I love that pat decided to ask if he might have been homeless. Good that he was receptive and sensitive to that possibility.
Meg: “you look like you was musty earlier!!”
😂😂😂
Hope everything goes well with the delivery!!!
Pat's facial expressions thru that whole BT Don't Bathe portion is GOLDDDDD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pat was stressed, perturbed, disheartened, shocked, sad, grossed out, concerned, appalled, afraid, amazed, and more! Man, i am crying REAL tears hollering laughing at this.
They can’t stand that Pat was 100% correct in the debate about swimming vs running lol. Meg even said this man would be out here running in a hurricane 😂
😂😂😂 he was perplexed
They always make shit up when someone makes good points
Exactly
I think sometimes they just say off the wall things to keep the debate going. At least I hope that's the case.
Ikr what he said made perfect sense I run fast get tired but there’s no giant fish with 20 rows of teeth lurking behind me once I’m done running
Im running like a cheetah and I’m dominating in sports….. I don’t even have to run max speed all the time, just faster than everybody else on the field. Rushing for 7000 yards in the NFL first season.
Squadd Cast: The Musty Ep.
💀💀💀😂😂😂 yo I'm so dead
I'll never forget when Tony told Meg
"....ya musty"
I’ll miss you, Meg! Enjoy your new baby! Prayers for a healthy birth and fast recovery for mama and baby!! ❤ Y’all back reduction jokes were hilarious btw 😂
So when a baby is born with defects somebody didnt pray enough?
@@MrSub132 uhhh no. I was just sending well wishes to Meg and the baby. There was no need for your comment. Just let me spread love like I want to.
@@TheWerbenmanjensen ofc, I'm just tryina check how literal yall take the praying thing.
@@MrSub132 I can’t speak for everyone, but I DO believe in God and prayer. Meg has been vocal that she does as well. I’m not trying to hurt anyone by sending well wishes or praying for the best for them. Sometimes bad situations do happen though. I don’t think that it’s because someone didn’t pray enough. I can’t answer why bad things continue to happen. I just want the best for everyone and I like to bring positivity into any situation I’m in. I’m sorry if that offends you. The Squadd has really given me something to look forward to every Monday with Squaddcast and the ADD channel in general always brightens my day. I want the best for each one of them.
@@TheWerbenmanjensen it's sad that you even have to explain yourself for offering prayers for a safe delivery. Some people just look for the worst in everything, even well wishes lol. I'm praying with you girl 😊
Yesssss love this!!! Every Monday!!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾I’m always here early.. I love Mondays for this reason!!! And pats on time today!! It’s going to be good!
1:01:08 listening to drifting its🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Lol Tahir talking stuff about Meg back I’m surprised no one pointed out “keep y’all in her prayers” instead of “keep her in yall prayers” hahaa
Kesha said BT better be in the water with her 😂🤣😂🤣😅
With a bar of soap please! 😂
"Big Musty".
All that's needed is to hear this in Tony Bakers voice😂😂😂
This really went back to school! Everybody got all in BT ass over the must 😂😂😂
"Socrates was musty." - Patrick Cloud 🤣
Tahir listed those IHOP syrups like they was his social 🤣🤣😂 & Meg you will be missed!! Blessings to you and the family 🙌🏾💚
😂😂😂 Pat has valid points! Don’t nobody want to swim as fast as sharks
Sharks are not even the fastest in the ocean
Yea I feel like if they was going to put the fastest animal on land, then It should be the fastest animal in water. Killer whales are faster than a shark. I know killer whales don't harm humans much, but what if killer whales don't hunt humans because there's no enjoyment out of it. Animals have fun hunting things they normally can't catch.
Also if I can run fast as a cheetah I can invent something so I can run on water. Then I'm beating you running on water while you swimming
Yeah but the possibility of you getting caught by a shark is way higher than the possibility of you being able to escape the shark😂. It don't matter where you swim to, if a shark 🦈 wants you it will get to you.
Time to start my week off right! ❤️
I ordered a couch from Potterybarn in November 2021. Est delivery date June 2022. I've made the best of it by setting up my exercise bike in my living room 😄. Tested the couch in store so I know it's worth the wait.
Tahir is a villain, “ he said how you going to put and lip gloss and you musty” to his daughter.
Pat is killing me with the first one 😂
tahir so wrong for exposing his daughter like that come OONNNN now!!!!!
I loved the bonus “debate / ‘vs’” ‘pancakes vs waffles’ 🤤😄
I’ve come to realize ppl who prefer waffles ONLY like waffles and ppl who prefer pancakes will still eat a waffle from time to time.
I’ve observed a major difference between the two are their textures.
Therefore, I concluded ppl who eat both place importance/craving of taste over texture while those who rather waffles prefer texture / crispness over taste.
🤷🏽♀️
Could be the 🌬🤭😮💨
Feel free to add more findings below ⬇️⬇️⬇️.
Btw I prefer a fluffy pancake over waffles. 🤤😝 however, I’d still enjoy a waffle if served both options (because I will always choose a pancake over a waffle if I hv to pick one ), also if pancakes are not given as an option.
Also, it’s duly noted that the square grooves on a waffle helps with keeping your syrup from running off of your stack😫
I’ll admit, they do have one up on us in that regard 😔
All kix 😂All peace ✌🏾☺️
its literally the same batter. You just add like an extra tbsp of vegetable oil and put it in a different appliance (a waffle maker) v pancakes. I do pancakes for that reason, save them extra calories and fat grams. Then I'm gonna put peanut butter and honey on them shits
@@DB-sj6ji it definitely is
I sincerely appreciate this analysis as a waffle lover.
I like both but I like waffles a little more cuz I can get more butter and syrup on it. But if you come to Hawaii we have thick cut sweet bread french toast that is better than both of them.
Great explanation
PAT facial expressions 😂😂
Meg enjoy your time off and the new addition to your family! I will miss your roasts and over analytical arguements. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
BT's hygiene was the best topic in this episode!!
58:26 lmaoooo Don’t tell me BT is the musty red tornado of the MCU.😭
Hahahahaah bruh every Monday morning never disappoints.
I’m not dirty no more
Awwww have a good delivery Meg!! Gonna miss your presence on here for a few episodes! ❤️ Also y’all should do be Chris Rock or be Will Smith lol.
Best part of my Mondays !!!
Pat is the Meg of this episode with all the questions 😅🤣😂
You can see Tahirs concerned face even behind the glasses lmao
BT not dirty no more!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 that shit was hilarious. All of that has taken me out. I wanna run fast but I dont want to be musty?? 😩😩🤣🤣
Damn BT, ain't no way in the hell I would've told a damn soul I was stinky in high school, wtf bruh
I feel like since it’s Meg’s last episode she empty the whole clip at every chance lol
When Tahir said his baby girl is so musty that he doesn't even know how her grades are, that floored me 😂😂😂😂
OAN: Farren may need to just start sending her to go shower whenever you all smell her. And/or maybe Farren can go over her showering regimen, after shower care with her
Baby keysha ate this whole episode 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 and when it comes to some food…I’m gonna eat!!
Meg such an antagonist to Pat lol....we live on land so therefore the running fast wins
Pancakes and waffles come from the exact same batter they’re just made differently. French toast is the superior breakfast bread.
Pat destroyed them when it comes to running on land or swimming in the water. He made way more sense lol.
This was hi-la-ri-ous!!!!!! The musty convo had me ☠☠☠🤣🤣🤣🤣
Run like a cheetah, tuna pancakes, rollerblade everywhere.
The best way to start the week
Bruh BT got me dying right now🤣
Meg was so mad Pat wasn't pickin shark lmao for what reason 😭😭
Pat was 110% correct in his choice for running vs swimming
Chitterlings are matumbu in our culture, we eat them mixed in with casings (maguru), which is the stomach I think. They are so FIRE, people will fight over those. Those are even the cow ones, the goat ones?!?! oh my gosh, I'm drooling, they'll tie the chitterlings around the casings....perfection!!
41:00 Wait, wait, wait Pat has seen the bucket, experienced the smell, but he’s questioning the cleaning part. How did you miss that part, is this all the information you know???
More girls should tell guys they are cute. They changed BT’s life 🤣🤣🤣
You know I use to wonder why nobody ever told BT his yeti microphone is loud asf 😂 Like you can adjust it on the actual blue yeti lol
Meg is right. BT definitely is still big dirty
“Who TF can backstroke 30 miles an hour?” Tahir funny😭
We still need to Kev on stage on these episodes‼️‼️‼️
Yes one of my arm pits is mustier than the other. My mom only realized that after I told her about my discovery of this years ago.
The level of genuine concern in just the expression on Pat's face before and after he asked he asked, was he homeless, then Tahir tried to save him. Damn.
31:53 her thinking BT was wearing melisas has me living , ifykyk
Oh shit Pat was on time!
“SUP LADIES🤙🏾😜” 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
Meg be wildin… if pat don’t wanna be in the water, he ain’t gotta be in the water! Lol
I'm late but when it comes to water Pat becomes Meg😂😂
Tuna pancakes might be pretty good. Anyone ever had salmon cakes? They’re delicious. I’ll just drop a little syrup on my tuna cakes and call it a day lol.
Hope everyone has a blessed beautiful day. Whatever problem you have going on right now in your life just know it soon will pass and you about to be blessed. Whoever reading this i'm talking to YOU!
There’s a place in Dallas called first watch, and they have the most fire waffle’s I’ve ever had in my life. After i ate that i dont even care for the pancakes as much as i used to
Meg that butter pecan syrup from ihop is different
Ok either everyone is talking super low today or BT’s 🎙 is just that hot 🥵….super pause
Universoul circus is lit 🔥
Man they ain't lying about Burger King, cause they really went down hill, and they are still right about the breakfast being good because the ham and cheese croissandwich with a side of hash browns is still great lol.
I was just thinking they haven't had BT in a while.
Kesha E “ what yo mama say” 😅
Bruh listening to BT I’m going to take a shower right now
BT IS MY SON FRFR IT KILLS ME MAN...NOOOOO MATTER WHAT WE DO AND HE IS A 10TH GRADER...ITS GOING TO TAKE A GIRL THATS ALL😂😂😂😂
Ya'll saying youd be big musty running like you wouldn't stink from seawater 😂
how come no one said run fast as a cheetah because if a water emergency happened id jump on a pedal boat now im a speedboat 🤣😂
Cuz said dirty girls lmao!
48:34 That Native deodorant is like $15 a stick for the normal size of any other brand. All my fiance uses.
Wishing you a safe delivery Meg! We’ll miss you. ♥️
36:20 I’m in a hurry 😂😂😂😂
I'm with KeyshaE ain't no natural deodorant EVER worked for me. The pandemic was the perfect time to try them. I got a shower & was literally just watching a movie & by the time it ended I yarned & stretched to catch the whiff of funk & immediately took another shower & used my regular deodorant. #IveTriedSeveralKindsNoneWork
Yall forgot it only takes a few seconds for a cheetah to get exhausted after running full speed
Pat brought wayyy too much logic to the table today 🤓
Kesha said: I choose fast as a Shark and I *KNOW* BT better better get in the water with me! 😂😂😂
Hold on cause me and my sister used to make seasoned tuna, with pancakes yummm
Hope megs back surgery goes okay ✅
They would not give Pat a break on that first topic 🤣🤣🤣
(Edit) this episode just got funnier and funnier. My stomach hurt 🤣💀🤣💀
Pat made some good points
Meg and Keisha fine!
Sounds like Tahir daughter got dairy or beef or processed meats in the diet almost everyday. Charcoal water or green juices daily will eliminate that . Otherwise cut back on those foods majorly.
BT aka Big Dirty
BT my ears hurt😫🤣🤣
Cheetah because wtf would I be in the water in a situation that calls for me to swimming
Meg looks so pretty! Why does her voice sound deeper? Or did I miss out on a lot 😭
Cheetah all day everyday
Pancakes over waffles
Ya'll missed the greatest advantage of running or swimming fast. With either one you can win every Olympic race and get rich af
Keyshia and Ty be up here for decoration lol.
Is that JaWanna Man?