Random fact: In 1923, a jockey suffered a fatal heart attack but his horse finished and won the race, making him the first and only jockey to win a race after death.
Another random fact. Between 700 and 800 racehorses are injured and die every year, with a national average of about two breakdowns for every 1,000 starts. According to The Jockey Club's Equine Injury Database, nearly 10 horses died every week at American racetracks in 2018.
Also just so you know the mountain bikers response was actually the correct one, you’re taught to keep calm and keep the person calm, that’s why he’s playing pretty cool making sure he gets a response. He then tells him to stay down because if he’s concussed and stands up he can fall and make injuries worse. Another reason he tells the guy to stay down is because if he has broke any bones in his back or neck he may think he’s fine and movement could sever the spinal cord, aka don’t fucking move until someone who knows about this shit is there especially if they have loss of feeling, pins and needles and/or an extreme lack of strength.
The advice given to Mile's was actually very good. Had Mile's freaked out because the rest of the guys freaked out he may have tensed to much and broken bones, accelerated heart rate could've led to bleeding out and moving could've made the whole situation worse. It's kinda the same reason why most drunk drivers survive their crashes. The calmer the better
I cannot help but feel like that's less "thrill seeking" and more "suicidally depressed and using life-threatening thrills to either commit suicide or stave off the depression depending on how well it goes"...
For anyone wondering, even though I'm 2 years late, that man saying he wanted his ex to mix up her bedtime toy with a curling iron has a MASSIVE canadian accent, I can understand him perfectly but I see how others cant
This is hilarious, because I literally just created a character in my syfy fantasy novel last week based on Sean, named Seagan, who's a dwarf that is in charge of ringing the bell on a steampunk ship of pirates (their captain was a mutineer who stole the ship from an asshole slaver elf and then used it for looting other slaving ships and freeing slaves).
One of my Canadian family members came to visit and we where playing a Microsoft flight sim together he crashed and I said looks like ya crashed he said that exactly
"Anything with more than 4 legs is NOT cute." I put forth the ladybug and the butterfly. Butterflies are pretty and ladybugs are genuinely cute and completely harmless to humans.
Jumping spiders are actually cute too. They're really small and completely harmless to humans. Edit: Also moths are so fluffy and cute. And utterly harmless to any living thing.
Jesus Christ. My brother is a paraglider, and about a year ago on a run he was about 1000 meters up, when his left lines somehow snapped. He was left in a free fall. Luckily he had a reserve parachute on hand and was coordinated enough to disconnect himself from the glider and open the chute. He turned out fine, but the company he was renting from got a big lawsuit up their ass.
"I've talked about this before, you'll hear it again." "Do tell!" I feel that, I felt exactly the same way when I went to the Tower of Montreal, there's this section of glass floor where you can see the curve of the tower all the way down. I think I touched it with my tippy toe to prove I did it and that's as much as I could handle XD
reason why bumblebees are cute: they’re literally like shrunken fat cats with wings. they have no idea what they’re doing except collecting and spreading pollen and they run into shit for no reason. someone’s gonna disagree with me because they sting, but they sting they die. but bumblebees are cute. have a good day.
Octopi are also very cute. A researcher brought a fish tank into his house and kept an octopus in it. Every day the octopus would recognise their faces and even watch TV with them. They wore a mask and even found out the octopus tried to attack them. Only spiders aren't cute.
I'm sure those guys have been through a couple biking accidents before, and know that screaming and worrying ain't gonna do sh*t, first things first, make sure they're okay, second, make sure they go through proper procedure and don't further injure themselves. I would want a friend like that guy because he was calm and made sure that the other didn't do anything rash.
Here’s the thing with the mountain biking one, it’s important that he stays down and make sure that he’s ok. As someone who is crashed badly while mountain biking, it’s very important that you check yourself out before getting up. With his friends, it’s much better if they stay calm instead of over reacting. I get that he’s your friend and you’re gonna wanna go run after him, but if you go in rashly, you could also fall and get hurt too, and that’s not gonna do him any good.
A friend brought her son's tarantulas to co-op this last week for a class about spiders and arachnids. I saw the terrariums and ran over like I would a puppy or kitten or snake or just about any animal. I just love animals. The one was beautiful, very fierce-looking. The other looked like Lucas the spider and was so dang cute!
9:47 Screw part of me, *I’m jumping down to make sure they’re okay* The ‘eldest sibling’ in me would be screeching and clawing it’s way out of my soul to get me to jump down after them and make sure they’re alright. Gosh, all my protective tendencies have kicked in, not even anxious just concerned at this point
That bell's ring is nothing to what some of my musician colleagues had to endure: one of my French horn teachers had to stop playing at his orchestra (in Toulouse) because of a hammer blow (without any protective plexiglas), he lost partially the hearing of his left ear. NB: for the classical music aficionados, that instrument is only used in Mahler's 6th symphony in the finale.
Fun fact (I know this comment is a year late, but); There's actually an octopus that's so cute it has its own name, "adorabilis" And they are absolutely, overwhelmingly ADORABLE 😆 Edit; "that" ---> "they"
When that dude was trying to heal that rope all that was going on in my mind was: I want to die, I want to die so badly, I don’t want to live in earth where this dude tries to grab that rope
@@jimothyjimmz8372 Sadly more. Two little siddle-wigglies and *five* propulsion-wigglies. Had to check it when I wondered which tentacle the thing gave the high five with.
16:20 Happened to me once, First time sky diving 4,600 feet up in CO which is already 6,000 ft above sea level; after jumping out of a small plane by myself for the first time ever on a static jump. The parachute decided to tangle up after it deployed, you actually take a class before you jump and they teach you how to handle emergency situations. Its called line twist and is actually quite common and easy to kick out of, it also still slows you down quite a bit so even if you landed like that it wouldn't kill you.
Jack if you ever going to look back at this video I want you to know every time I ever watch wheeler videos I'm higher than a kite and you literally make it to where I cannot breathe because I'm laughing so hard
The video of the girl bungee jumping. Here are some true facts: The girl survived She got caught underwater by the bungee harness She ripped it off then blew bubbles to find the surface She came out only with a few scratches and bruises. (Edit: Thank you so much for the likes like you asked in the comments I got the info from a you tube video so yh!)
@@DalionHeartTTV An Australian women has survived a dramatic bungee jump near Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe, which went wrong after the cord snapped. The 22-year-old suffered a fractured collar bone and massive bruising after plunging into a crocodile-infested river more than 100m below.
@@DalionHeartTTV thats the woman from this story ;) cause idk where flobo got hes info from, but thats not true. a broken colar bone is more then a scratch/bruise :P
@@MissMariska050 Fair enough, I suppose. I can only really take either of your claims at face value. Either way, surviving that still makes her pretty badass. I would have had a heart attack and died in mid-air. (Not that I would ever have jumped or been up that high, to begin with.)
Cloutboy - panicking will make you not be able to think properly, and he was showing his concern already he was just being calm about it, screaming would not help
I can think of a couple things with more than 4 legs that are cute: 1. Jumping spiders, with their big puppy eyes. 2. Moths, being big and fluffy. 3. Bumblebees, fluffy doofuses that bump into things.
Jack reacting to a glass floor in a pool: "No no no no no no no no no no" Me: "Has Jack even seen the path above a canyon where the floor is a bunch of TV screens that 'break' whenever someone steps on them???"
Jack : "As a Minecraft Pro , I know what's wrong with all of this." Then you shouldn't be scared of that suspended pool between those 2 buildings, if it brakes, you just softly ride the waterfall to the bottom!
That one statement- “Look at the penalty for failure, dude!” is the mentality I think that kept me from doing so much of the stupid garbage that most teenagers/early 20-something’s do.
I'm like a bucket of fears. My fears are: Driving(also referred to as amaxophobia, ochophobia, motorphobia, or hamaxophobia, is a type of phobia that results in a persistent and intense fear of driving or riding in a vehicle.)... I can ride in a vehicle just fine but with driving It's not going to happen. Deep dark bodies of water (Thalassaphobia)... Snakes(Ophidiophobia) Flying (example: plane rides) Spiders (Arachnophobia) Heights (acrophobia) Rollercoasters (Coasterphobia) Boats(Naviphobia) Open spaces, crowds, Public places (Naviphobia) I'm usually not as scared when with someone I know but all alone and It's way worse. I could keep going with all the fears I have but I'll stop here. None of these are proven by a professional but I believe I have them or may have them from my life experience so far. Anyways I still watch these type of videos because I like them even though they make more anxious than a normal person would be.
"anything with more than 4 legs can't be cute" Me: Arachne (MonMusu), Kumoko (the manga, not the anime), most tiny jumping spiders (don't look too close)
6:55 when I was a child, my dad and my papa (grandfather) had me start baseball, and for starters they took me to a field and pitched me a few balls. The 1st one whiffed completely but the 2nd one got me right in my 5 year old face, and from then on I was always afraid of baseball. I hated it. So much. But my papa wouldn't let me quit. So in my fear I endeavored to get as injured as possible so that I couldn't play anymore. I got so many walks to 1st because I put my body in the path of so many fastballs that I actually won quite a few games for my team, I became known as 1st base Jake. All because of my endeavor to get injured so I wouldn't HAVE to play 😆
Actually when he said "stay down..." that is actually good advice. Same thing with a car wreck. You want to avoid moving until help arrives because if you have brain damage or spinal injuries, moving could DRASTICALLY worsen the damage, such as increasing the bleeding from your brain if you suffer serious head trauma. Just FYI.
Similar to horse riding accidents. Sadly as a rider it's second nature to try and move, especially when things don't necessarily hurt immediately. My worst fall was actually in the safest place: in a manege. My foot got caught in a stirrup during a fall doing some jumping and I fell directly, at speed, on the base of my skull. I don't get western riding, as this would have been VERY bad had I not been wearing protection. Even with that, I got back on and was very nauseous after a few more jumps. Went to hospital as I began feeling sick and the vision went a bit funny in my right eye. Worst headache ever for about a week with a concussion, had to buy a new helmet as it had a fracture in it. And this was on a standard riding surface.
@@misschieflolz1301 I used to ride horses, I completely agree, when you fall off, it's the immediate instinct to get right back on. sadly, I had a really bad horse instructor in one time I had fractured my ankle, the instructor didn't believe me and demanded I got back on the horse, now I have permanent ankle injuries, causing my ankle to pop every single time I lift my foot, I cannot bend it in certain ways, and I haven't ridden a horse sense, mostly because the ankle injury prevents me from doing so. So instead of riding horses, we rescue horses from places that aren't taking care of them and bring them to a large field for them to rest and live their days.
@@lillielloyd2194 That really sucks. I have a horse-related foot injury, but thankfully not that severe (Heavily pregnant sports horse stood on me, felt weird for a week and was back doing my usual, stepped on an upturned crack and snap goes the two metatarsels in my right foot). That hurt like hell and I was kind-of on my own on the yard. Used the horse I was grooming as a crutch to get to a phone and find somewhere inside to sit while I waited for a ride (middle of january, not much fun) I can't imagine actually having a fractured ANKLE and getting back on. The yard owner thought I was faking too, but I came back the following day up to my knee in plaster with the 'I told you it was broke' face. Damage should always be assessed from a fall, especially if there's any type of acute pain afterward. Glad to hear you're still working with them in other ways!
At the same time, you wont feel heavy injuries right after a crash, some motorcycle riders walk on a broken leg for a while untill they even realize anything is wrong, adrenalin is one hell of a pain reliever
Same here with motorcycles I got in a small reck going 35 while lane splitting (California) and some idiot opened his door to spit I hit it and did a dive role (also a parkourist) and hoped right back up people kept telling me to lay down and stay till and I'm just like move I know my own body at the end I was fine. were my riders at
My moms childhood friend went skiing in Colorado and fell 200ft down a cliff, she's completely paralyzed from neck down, and has no feeling anymore, that man is very lucky
The "friends" at the top of the cliff were actually in the right yelling at the friend who fell not to get up, to stay put, and not to move his body. He could have been in shock; he could have been seriously injured without realizing it and by moving around he could have made any injuries worse or even died. Fortunately that wasn't the case and the guy walked away with nothing but scrapes and bruises but that easily could have ended up far worse.
@@sandpaperchan5086 Lol yeah I'm from Alberta. I sound like that when I'm drunk as fuck. But when I'm sober I sound pretty normal except for the occasional "eh" and "fuck bud".
Big fear requires big bell!
yup
JACK HEYYYY
Lol
Jack go look up a baby octopus it's super cute and you will fall in love.
I need a Bell as well :)
“Are people ok?” Jack that’s a stupid question, of course not.
PMA
I mean, u right-
He liked your comment 😱😱😱
are all people cool ans: no
are all people nice ans: no
are all people mean ans: some
do all people have darkside ans: some
are people ok? ans:no
I saw a homeless guy using a tree to pleasure himself once, so... bet.
Random fact:
In 1923, a jockey suffered a fatal heart attack but his horse finished and won the race, making him the first and only jockey to win a race after death.
Thank you, now I have a record to beat
Potato girl Potter oh shit
Another random fact.
Between 700 and 800 racehorses are injured and die every year, with a national average of about two breakdowns for every 1,000 starts. According to The Jockey Club's Equine Injury Database, nearly 10 horses died every week at American racetracks in 2018.
@@ghostytoasty4550 I believe in you, chase your dreams.
@@sydthakyd98 Random and very very very sad :-(
Also just so you know the mountain bikers response was actually the correct one, you’re taught to keep calm and keep the person calm, that’s why he’s playing pretty cool making sure he gets a response. He then tells him to stay down because if he’s concussed and stands up he can fall and make injuries worse. Another reason he tells the guy to stay down is because if he has broke any bones in his back or neck he may think he’s fine and movement could sever the spinal cord, aka don’t fucking move until someone who knows about this shit is there especially if they have loss of feeling, pins and needles and/or an extreme lack of strength.
The advice given to Mile's was actually very good.
Had Mile's freaked out because the rest of the guys freaked out he may have tensed to much and broken bones, accelerated heart rate could've led to bleeding out and moving could've made the whole situation worse.
It's kinda the same reason why most drunk drivers survive their crashes. The calmer the better
Extreme thrill seekers be like: *”I haven’t died yet, so it’s fine.”*
Lol. Yes.
Guilty
He died
I cannot help but feel like that's less "thrill seeking" and more "suicidally depressed and using life-threatening thrills to either commit suicide or stave off the depression depending on how well it goes"...
@@GrahamChapman without confirming or denying anything that i may or may not have ever done, i will confirm that is the case, for a fair few.
Jack: I'm gonna ring this every time I'm uncomfortable
Me: Uncomfortabell
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*Snaps fingers* eyeee
You are a genius.
love ya pfp
I want Jack to see this
Jack: Man, my tinnitus has been getting way worse...I just don't know why!
Also Jack: *DING DING DING*
For anyone wondering, even though I'm 2 years late, that man saying he wanted his ex to mix up her bedtime toy with a curling iron has a MASSIVE canadian accent, I can understand him perfectly but I see how others cant
Sean: "it's too loud, it's way too loud, this belongs on a boat"
literally anyone who has watched jack from the beginning: like father like bell
i read this as he said it
YAAAAAAAAAA
let's just talk about your pfp-
This is hilarious, because I literally just created a character in my syfy fantasy novel last week based on Sean, named Seagan, who's a dwarf that is in charge of ringing the bell on a steampunk ship of pirates (their captain was a mutineer who stole the ship from an asshole slaver elf and then used it for looting other slaving ships and freeing slaves).
“Yeah no fucking shit there, bud” me: yep. He’s Canadian.
Me being canadian and hereing that fraise more than once a day proves that he is a canadian
He even broke out the Shorzy impression 😂
I am convinced that Canadians and Michiganders are the same people, when I heard it I immediately thought of my friend and I 😂
One of my Canadian family members came to visit and we where playing a Microsoft flight sim together he crashed and I said looks like ya crashed he said that exactly
My Canadian Ass: "aww shite yo ok dhere bud that was a right hard biffer"
I can confirm, hitting the water from that high = the most effective enema you will ever find
Thanks for the mental image
The worst part about living so close to Canada is understanding EXACTLY what that man in the first clip said lol
Ah the old sleepaway camp treatment (I mean the horror movie btw)
I follow his account on TikTok
That’s just fucking Canadian for you there bud.
It is also one of the worst parts of watching too much Letterkenny lol
Living close? Imagine living in it!
Since snakes have 0 legs that means they’re the cutest
Agreed but others would argue 2 to 4 legs are required
i have one and can confirm
T r u e
That's what i thought
Snake in carpet
Jacksepticeye: the angry mom of UA-cam.
@@aboredsadbean1770 thank you!!! 💗💗
Yup
Damn doe, u got a heart from the mom himself
@@Nick-ef6gf i know :') mom is proud of meee 🤧
Yes?
"Anything with more than 4 legs is NOT cute."
I put forth the ladybug and the butterfly. Butterflies are pretty and ladybugs are genuinely cute and completely harmless to humans.
Jumping spiders are actually cute too. They're really small and completely harmless to humans.
Edit: Also moths are so fluffy and cute. And utterly harmless to any living thing.
Why am I terrified of both of those things
@@Egg-ld8gl Maybe because they fly? I've seen a video on girl afraid of butterflies once, I didn't even know that was possible before that, lol.
you guys forgot that cancer is cute and so are serial killers that murder babies as well!
Hate to ruin it to you but butterflies suck blood too
4:58 I couldn’t breathe I swear to god, it’s just the best reaction in this video
"HÖŒØÕŒH HÖÔŒŌÕŒH ËŒØÕGH"
Jack: "My mom instincts are kicking in!"
Ad: "Being a mom is all about..."
Me: O_O;
perfect timing
Time lvl 100
Jesus Christ. My brother is a paraglider, and about a year ago on a run he was about 1000 meters up, when his left lines somehow snapped. He was left in a free fall. Luckily he had a reserve parachute on hand and was coordinated enough to disconnect himself from the glider and open the chute. He turned out fine, but the company he was renting from got a big lawsuit up their ass.
I'm glad your brother was able to think quickly and save himself.
I'm glad he's okay! He's really lucky. The company he was with deserves a massive lawsuit, the line snapped and your brother almost died!
WoW oK
Damn, how big of a settlement did he get from them?? I sure fucking hope he won that lawsuit, anyway...
"I've talked about this before, you'll hear it again."
"Do tell!"
I feel that, I felt exactly the same way when I went to the Tower of Montreal, there's this section of glass floor where you can see the curve of the tower all the way down. I think I touched it with my tippy toe to prove I did it and that's as much as I could handle XD
6:29 "Are people ok? I'm not sure they are."
They probably aren’t.
No. Farthest from it. Me included
"Anything with more than four legs isn't cute"
Appa: *yip yips away in sadness*
Appa deserves anything and everything nice in the world
Yep
Appa is essentially a Buffalo Wild Wings
@@cecilyerker He should be their mascot lmao
Way ahead of you
reason why bumblebees are cute:
they’re literally like shrunken fat cats with wings. they have no idea what they’re doing except collecting and spreading pollen and they run into shit for no reason.
someone’s gonna disagree with me because they sting, but they sting they die.
but bumblebees are cute.
have a good day.
I agree, they are very cute.
Bumblebees are the best!
cutest bug for sure.
Octopi are also very cute.
A researcher brought a fish tank into his house and kept an octopus in it. Every day the octopus would recognise their faces and even watch TV with them. They wore a mask and even found out the octopus tried to attack them.
Only spiders aren't cute.
@@squishycow7259 wow female bumblebees are jerks
sean: talking louder than ever
also sean: TOO LOUD THE BELL IS TOO LOUD
I'm sure those guys have been through a couple biking accidents before, and know that screaming and worrying ain't gonna do sh*t, first things first, make sure they're okay, second, make sure they go through proper procedure and don't further injure themselves. I would want a friend like that guy because he was calm and made sure that the other didn't do anything rash.
“anything with more than 4 legs isn’t cute”
Appa: *sad flying bison noises*
You are a man of fucking culture I salute you sir
Legend of korra sucks
N.J.P UR AN IDIOT. Appa is mainly from avatar
@@nate3479 Flying Bison are in LOK, but not _APPA._
Of course Appa is from avatar I’m saying separately that legend of Korra sucks
"Humans should have wings"
Red bull: Hello there
lmfao sponsorship here they come
You called for help, my child?
General Kenobi
General kenobi
You are a bold one.
Here’s the thing with the mountain biking one, it’s important that he stays down and make sure that he’s ok. As someone who is crashed badly while mountain biking, it’s very important that you check yourself out before getting up. With his friends, it’s much better if they stay calm instead of over reacting. I get that he’s your friend and you’re gonna wanna go run after him, but if you go in rashly, you could also fall and get hurt too, and that’s not gonna do him any good.
A friend brought her son's tarantulas to co-op this last week for a class about spiders and arachnids. I saw the terrariums and ran over like I would a puppy or kitten or snake or just about any animal. I just love animals. The one was beautiful, very fierce-looking. The other looked like Lucas the spider and was so dang cute!
“Anything with more than four *legs* is NOT cute!”
My snake: ... I guess I rein victorious.
Cookie Mew snake will always rein victorious
lol yea
Yes snek is very cute will always be victorious no matter the occasion
YES OH GOD PLS YES
MORE than four legs
I can feel his Irish accent getting stronger as he gets more anxiety.
Idk why but I love so much that it's feel and not hear cuz saying feel just makes me think "MMM I CAN FEEL THE IRISH VIBRATIONS IN MY BONNNEEEESSS" XD
I'm higher than giraffe nuts right now who's gotta a penny I wanna make a wish for my ex to get her bedtime toy mixed up with a curling iron f*&$! XD
He sounded like Arnold’s accent. COCAINUMH 👁👄👁
Mine does when I get angry or really excited
He literally said it last video
Jack channeling his inner Arnie at 12:16 was hilarious.
9:47
Screw part of me, *I’m jumping down to make sure they’re okay*
The ‘eldest sibling’ in me would be screeching and clawing it’s way out of my soul to get me to jump down after them and make sure they’re alright. Gosh, all my protective tendencies have kicked in, not even anxious just concerned at this point
You sound like a great elder sibling. 👍
@@The_Ultimate_Agent I certainly try to be!
Jack: Are people okay?
Me: No, I don't think they ever truly have been.
Also my mind the entire time watch things: This is it, this is it ah god. there he goes...
Anthony Raber I am surprised that jack said this the most un okay person xD
Jack: "Anything that has more than four legs can't be cute"
Ladybugs: *cries*
Octopus: sobs
@@grantyes2622 sad rolly polly noises
Octopi can still be cute they don't have legs or tentacles they have arms
Seals technically have four limbs that were made into flippers so suck it Sean.
@@jx3889 *zaguan noises*
That bell's ring is nothing to what some of my musician colleagues had to endure: one of my French horn teachers had to stop playing at his orchestra (in Toulouse) because of a hammer blow (without any protective plexiglas), he lost partially the hearing of his left ear. NB: for the classical music aficionados, that instrument is only used in Mahler's 6th symphony in the finale.
it's also used in the Ring Cycle for Thor.
he has literally talked about the tokyo skytree in every video so far, it's tradition at this point
sean: “anything with more than 4 legs isn’t cute”
inky stinky: *sad squid noises*
Sad muffet noises (undertale)
@Dropdead_bop, they are limbs
Dropdead_bop he used them to walk across the bottom of his tank, my brain calls them legs
Tenacles
Snake
jack : "ready to get anxious?"
outro song : *pitched up for extra anxiety*
Joshua Novikoff yES everyone is talking about the 4+ legged animals and not the weird sped up outro song!
so it was pitched up i thought i am going crazy
or its just anti back at it
3:25 Sean goes from Irish to Canadian
Fun fact (I know this comment is a year late, but);
There's actually an octopus that's so cute it has its own name, "adorabilis"
And they are absolutely, overwhelmingly ADORABLE 😆
Edit; "that" ---> "they"
Jack: "Anything with more than four legs can't be cute!"
Lucas the Spider: "Am I a joke to you?"
Zexity Yes, yes he is. Lucas ain’t f**king cute.
What about octopi
Dragons, cuddle fish.
@@randomneko2678 tentacle, technically not legs and therefore do not count. My first thought was Appa from Avatar the Last Airbender
Lucas the spider is the only exception lol
When that dude was trying to heal that rope all that was going on in my mind was: I want to die, I want to die so badly, I don’t want to live in earth where this dude tries to grab that rope
“Anything with more than 4 legs can’t be cute.”
Rosy maple moth: *becomes extinct*
Jack: "anything with more than 4 legs can't be cute"
Me: "sad Cuddlefish noises"
But what if those are arms? Or are you high fiving its legs?
*sad octopus noises*
They have less than 4 legs
He said more
@@jimothyjimmz8372 what?
@@jimothyjimmz8372 Sadly more. Two little siddle-wigglies and *five* propulsion-wigglies. Had to check it when I wondered which tentacle the thing gave the high five with.
Jack: Anything with more than four legs isn’t cute
Bumblebees : Sad bumblebee noises
Sad butterfly noises.
Sad octopus noises
Sad moth noises
Sad spider noises
Eyyy. I said this too. Bees are great.
4:58 - Jack was so shocked that he turned Japanese temporarily! 😂
3:24 this is when Jack just becomes Canadian
“Who else feels awful right now?”
*Suddenly, thousands of tiny bells were heard all over the world*
* Bell of same *
Ofcourse I feel the same way
That's really sad
@@giorgoschristoforou8511 We just feel awful while watching the video because of how anxious we have gotten.
Bell of mutuality
"I'm screamin' and throwin' a hissy fit and part of me will probably want to jump down after them to make sure they're okay"
Jack is a mom confirmed.
Or dad
Sean is literally the nicest person
bless him 😊
12:53 - Reminds me of the joke:
Q. What has six legs, is green and would kill you if it fell on you?
A. A billiard table!
😂
"Anything with more than four legs is not cute"
Sad octopus noises
Fun Fact: Octopus don't have any legs.
@@nickybutton100 eh close enough
Seen enough hentai to know what those 8 tentacles are mostly used for
Tardigrades too
Yes
If humans had wings, Jack would still be afraid of heights.
If humans had wings we wouldn’t need planes and shit, now would we?
We already have that, just play VR
@@beatricefontaine3588 we' stil need those if we needed to go very high up
*intense Maximum Ride flashbacks*
RagiestPolishGamer go in the glass bottom pool
16:20 Happened to me once, First time sky diving 4,600 feet up in CO which is already 6,000 ft above sea level; after jumping out of a small plane by myself for the first time ever on a static jump. The parachute decided to tangle up after it deployed, you actually take a class before you jump and they teach you how to handle emergency situations. Its called line twist and is actually quite common and easy to kick out of, it also still slows you down quite a bit so even if you landed like that it wouldn't kill you.
Jack if you ever going to look back at this video I want you to know every time I ever watch wheeler videos I'm higher than a kite and you literally make it to where I cannot breathe because I'm laughing so hard
My whole ass body started to hurt when the guy on the rope started accelerating to mach 5
Yad .A especially without the gloves!! What a freaking idiot!
@@migaish_ right i yelled tHIS IS WHY WE KEEP THE GLOVES!!!
@Pugunicorn 777 doing the zoomies
I thought the rope was gonna snap
That wasn’t rope. It was steel cable wire.
The video of the girl bungee jumping. Here are some true facts:
The girl survived
She got caught underwater by the bungee harness
She ripped it off then blew bubbles to find the surface
She came out only with a few scratches and bruises.
(Edit: Thank you so much for the likes like you asked in the comments I got the info from a you tube video so yh!)
If at all true, she sounds like a badass.
@@DalionHeartTTV An Australian women has survived a dramatic bungee jump near Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe, which went wrong after the cord snapped.
The 22-year-old suffered a fractured collar bone and massive bruising after plunging into a crocodile-infested river more than 100m below.
@@MissMariska050 She too sounds like a badass.
@@DalionHeartTTV thats the woman from this story ;) cause idk where flobo got hes info from, but thats not true. a broken colar bone is more then a scratch/bruise :P
@@MissMariska050 Fair enough, I suppose. I can only really take either of your claims at face value. Either way, surviving that still makes her pretty badass.
I would have had a heart attack and died in mid-air. (Not that I would ever have jumped or been up that high, to begin with.)
Literally the only video from this whole series, future and past videos in this series, that made me anxious is the Minecraft one.
Ya know what? I feel awful, why? Bc I have strep throat and a fever and your videos make my day. You bring me joy, thank you Jack!🙃
Jack: Rings bell of discomfort
Me: Realizes that he's accidentally conditioning himself to be intensely uncomfortable with the sound of bells
and thats on pavlov's dogs
@@lucreziazichichi3674 aahh yes a man of culture I see.
Ah, gotta love classical conditioning.
*sips tea*
*dont you dare start talking about the actual mini movie called bells*
Guy: * falls off a cliff *
Friend: “oh, oh no. Golly jee willakers”
That Girl Sarah How would screaming and panicking help the situation
OMG I cried!!
Simba KingOfLions by showing you at least care for the guy, and maybe by panicking you can think of some way too help
Cloutboy - panicking will make you not be able to think properly, and he was showing his concern already he was just being calm about it, screaming would not help
Simba KingOfLions it wouldn’t. It’s just strange how calm he is watching his friend fall off a cliff like that, ya know? I’d at least gasp😂
My first ever 5 jack's videos I see, and I'v listen to the Tokio story 3 times already, I still enjoy it
I’m absolutely extremely horrified of heights I understand how you feel Sean.
“anything with more than four legs are not cute” snakes: finally, my time to shine.
Yessss snake bois are big cute
Snakes are heccin cute, especially hognoses!
Yes! I have one. Shes cute and she's my baby! No one can tell me otherwise!
R/technicallythetrurh
@@eszterh.8936 absolutely! I already have two snakes but my third is def going to be a western hognose.
Jack: “Anything with more than 4 legs isn’t cute!”
Opisthotheusis Adorabilis (Flapjack Octopus): "Am I a joke to you!?"
And star fish
Seán saw this coming
and don't forget about dumbo octopuses! :)
I looked this up and AWWWWE you made my day!
Just looked it up and its soo cute.
I can think of a couple things with more than 4 legs that are cute:
1. Jumping spiders, with their big puppy eyes.
2. Moths, being big and fluffy.
3. Bumblebees, fluffy doofuses that bump into things.
Jack"i am getting upset" but smiles 😂
Jack reacting to a glass floor in a pool: "No no no no no no no no no no"
Me: "Has Jack even seen the path above a canyon where the floor is a bunch of TV screens that 'break' whenever someone steps on them???"
Oh bingus no
Kill me. Just strike me down where I stand. End it all.
I don’t want to live in a world where these things exist.
I was thinking of that too
Wouldn't be too surprised if I'd start crying
oh hell no
oh fuck no
oh fucking hell no
why would people create things like this, humanity is doomed
Just the sound of that guy hitting the water 😱 sounded like his whole body broke
I love nestle crunch
*crack*
@@theocobb9960 I actually snorted 😂
12:45 waterbears aka the moss piglet is probably the cutest thing with more than four legs
I planned on watching this playlist but I need a break.... congrats first time ever have you destroyed me with the internet
Jack : "As a Minecraft Pro , I know what's wrong with all of this."
Then you shouldn't be scared of that suspended pool between those 2 buildings, if it brakes, you just softly ride the waterfall to the bottom!
Lol
They probably have an elytra lol
MLG water bucket.
😂
the most concerning thing is that jack actually has been thinking that people are ok, and is just realizing that they arent
Omg no! I nearly screamed when the guy stepped on the glass pool. I spent 5 minutes going 'no I hate that!' Over and over.
"Nothing with more than four legs is cute"
Crab with tiny cowboy hat: Am I a joke to you?
I know right!
Technically crabs have 4 legs, and 2 claws
@@evilal20 if you look up crab on Google or whatever you use, you'll see that they have more than 4 legs
YEE CLAW
@@darshiit lmao
Jack: anything with more than 4 legs isn’t cute Appa: sad yip yip noises
Water to Spicy you are now my new favorite person
My mother always says more than 4 or less than 2.
Water to Spicy can I make a meme from this lol
My exact thought
I subbed to you because of this
That one statement- “Look at the penalty for failure, dude!” is the mentality I think that kept me from doing so much of the stupid garbage that most teenagers/early 20-something’s do.
I'm like a bucket of fears.
My fears are:
Driving(also referred to as amaxophobia, ochophobia, motorphobia, or hamaxophobia, is a type of phobia that results in a persistent and intense fear of driving or riding in a vehicle.)... I can ride in a vehicle just fine but with driving It's not going to happen.
Deep dark bodies of water (Thalassaphobia)...
Snakes(Ophidiophobia)
Flying (example: plane rides)
Spiders (Arachnophobia)
Heights (acrophobia)
Rollercoasters (Coasterphobia)
Boats(Naviphobia)
Open spaces, crowds, Public places (Naviphobia) I'm usually not as scared when with someone I know but all alone and It's way worse.
I could keep going with all the fears I have but I'll stop here. None of these are proven by a professional but I believe I have them or may have them from my life experience so far.
Anyways I still watch these type of videos because I like them even though they make more anxious than a normal person would be.
Does anyone else think that they can hear Jack just screaming when that guys hook starts sliding across the metal wire
Exactly.
*EXTERNAL SCREAMING*
I was legitimately thinking about Jack's April Fool's video because the sound of it was similar to it
same
Jack: "Anything with more than 4 legs cant be cute."
Lucas the spider: Im about to end this mans whole career
I hate Lucas the spider, and that joke format is overused and sucks ass and isn't funny anymore.
Lucas the spider is adorable
WaddleDoot well that’s your opinion dude so leave people alone
@@imyourdad8826 still gets the sentence done.
@@xfand0mx617 I honestly couldn't care less.
9:52 well, Sean, you just naturally have a kind heart that I know you will ALWAYS be admired for:)
“Anything with more than 4 legs cant be cute!”
Cuddlefish from subnautica (which have 5 tentacles)
Seán: Is being loud
Big Bell: *I'm about to end this whole man's career*
Imagine falling down the side of a volcano and just being like
"aw heck gee frick dangit gosh"
aww god, now I'm burning ah
Owchie wowchie
Ouchie I’m burning, mommy I have a boo boo
Oh toe nails I have 3rd degree burns all over meh body hewowlwlpwwlwpwpll
I am crying so hard oh my god this comment-
"anything with more than 4 legs can't be cute"
Me: Arachne (MonMusu), Kumoko (the manga, not the anime), most tiny jumping spiders (don't look too close)
6:47
No joke, when the ball flew towards the camera, my reflexes made my phone jump 2 feet in the air. xD
Jack: sees people doing reckless things
Also jack: *protective parent mode on*
He's not wrong tho
@@0MEGA_ right??!?
@@0MEGA_ btw nice pfp
Mumma mode active
at the age of 17-19 i was a anarchist and was pretty reckless now i'm 29 and a man who nearly died many time's so there's my 17 year old story for ya
friend: **topples down giant steep and jagged cliff**
everyone there: "oh shit bruh u good?" "yea he prolly fine"
"Thank you"
Lol I'm glad you went back on the 4 leg thing. Cuz I seen a video of the cutest puppy that was born with 5 legs. She was sooo cute!
Glass swimming pool......I love the IDEA of it! It's awesome!
“Anything with more than 4 legs isn’t cute” Sweet, my snake still qualifies!
Nice! What kind of snake is it?
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
sunfish 5 She’s a ball python 🐍
Snakes are cute fight me
you are awesome
6:55 when I was a child, my dad and my papa (grandfather) had me start baseball, and for starters they took me to a field and pitched me a few balls.
The 1st one whiffed completely but the 2nd one got me right in my 5 year old face, and from then on I was always afraid of baseball.
I hated it.
So much.
But my papa wouldn't let me quit.
So in my fear I endeavored to get as injured as possible so that I couldn't play anymore.
I got so many walks to 1st because I put my body in the path of so many fastballs that I actually won quite a few games for my team, I became known as 1st base Jake.
All because of my endeavor to get injured so I wouldn't HAVE to play 😆
15:05 my left hand started sweating and tingling when the guy grabbed the metal wire.
Seán: Are you all ok?
Me: *looks at mirror and sees someone who has eaten EVERYTHING in the house* no...
😂😂😂😂
lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Actually when he said "stay down..." that is actually good advice. Same thing with a car wreck. You want to avoid moving until help arrives because if you have brain damage or spinal injuries, moving could DRASTICALLY worsen the damage, such as increasing the bleeding from your brain if you suffer serious head trauma. Just FYI.
Similar to horse riding accidents.
Sadly as a rider it's second nature to try and move, especially when things don't necessarily hurt immediately. My worst fall was actually in the safest place: in a manege. My foot got caught in a stirrup during a fall doing some jumping and I fell directly, at speed, on the base of my skull.
I don't get western riding, as this would have been VERY bad had I not been wearing protection. Even with that, I got back on and was very nauseous after a few more jumps. Went to hospital as I began feeling sick and the vision went a bit funny in my right eye.
Worst headache ever for about a week with a concussion, had to buy a new helmet as it had a fracture in it. And this was on a standard riding surface.
@@misschieflolz1301 I used to ride horses, I completely agree, when you fall off, it's the immediate instinct to get right back on. sadly, I had a really bad horse instructor in one time I had fractured my ankle, the instructor didn't believe me and demanded I got back on the horse, now I have permanent ankle injuries, causing my ankle to pop every single time I lift my foot, I cannot bend it in certain ways, and I haven't ridden a horse sense, mostly because the ankle injury prevents me from doing so.
So instead of riding horses, we rescue horses from places that aren't taking care of them and bring them to a large field for them to rest and live their days.
@@lillielloyd2194 That really sucks. I have a horse-related foot injury, but thankfully not that severe (Heavily pregnant sports horse stood on me, felt weird for a week and was back doing my usual, stepped on an upturned crack and snap goes the two metatarsels in my right foot). That hurt like hell and I was kind-of on my own on the yard. Used the horse I was grooming as a crutch to get to a phone and find somewhere inside to sit while I waited for a ride (middle of january, not much fun)
I can't imagine actually having a fractured ANKLE and getting back on. The yard owner thought I was faking too, but I came back the following day up to my knee in plaster with the 'I told you it was broke' face.
Damage should always be assessed from a fall, especially if there's any type of acute pain afterward. Glad to hear you're still working with them in other ways!
At the same time, you wont feel heavy injuries right after a crash, some motorcycle riders walk on a broken leg for a while untill they even realize anything is wrong, adrenalin is one hell of a pain reliever
Same here with motorcycles I got in a small reck going 35 while lane splitting (California) and some idiot opened his door to spit I hit it and did a dive role (also a parkourist) and hoped right back up people kept telling me to lay down and stay till and I'm just like move I know my own body at the end I was fine. were my riders at
My moms childhood friend went skiing in Colorado and fell 200ft down a cliff, she's completely paralyzed from neck down, and has no feeling anymore, that man is very lucky
The baseball one really got me since I was a catcher in softball. I've caught a few balls/bats to the face mask. It's definitely scary as hell
The "friends" at the top of the cliff were actually in the right yelling at the friend who fell not to get up, to stay put, and not to move his body. He could have been in shock; he could have been seriously injured without realizing it and by moving around he could have made any injuries worse or even died.
Fortunately that wasn't the case and the guy walked away with nothing but scrapes and bruises but that easily could have ended up far worse.
Yeah, especially for a spinal injury they shouldn't move, and you can't really restrain them from the top of the cliff.
Jack isn't against what they're saying. He just thinks they sound far too calm and casual for someone who just saw their friend fall off a cliff.
@@kyuubinaruto17 i think there reaction was great calm and rational
Yeah, screaming in panic isn't going to accomplish anything.
1:20 " Who's got a penny I wanna make a wish for my ex to get her bedtime toy mixed up with a curling iron."
This statement is painful for me.
That dude was super Canadian lol.
NGL, I thought the whole thing was just Jared Keeso voicing over someone’s vacation clip as Shoresy from Letterkenny.
@@miracleofo2704 Lol I know right.
xtravagentK
I WAS SO THINKING THAT TOO LMAO
I channeled my inner self to find that one out
I’m Canadian and he acts like everyone I’ve ever met here
@@sandpaperchan5086 Lol yeah I'm from Alberta. I sound like that when I'm drunk as fuck. But when I'm sober I sound pretty normal except for the occasional "eh" and "fuck bud".