Buying snacks at the movies

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  • @romasandmo
    @romasandmo 5 років тому +18034

    That's exactly why I sneak in the snacks.

    • @george_3264
      @george_3264 5 років тому +752

      A lot of places don’t actually have a policy against bringing in your own stuff, people just seem to think there is - in the uk at least

    • @merxofficial1756
      @merxofficial1756 5 років тому +161

      Why would you sneak them in? You’re allowed to bring them in (where I live at least)

    • @romasandmo
      @romasandmo 5 років тому +143

      When you say it like that... I'm not sure, if I'm bringing them in or sneaking them in ;D I guess I like the idea of sneaking the things in ;DD

    • @uhsi530
      @uhsi530 5 років тому +82

      MerxOfficial in America you can’t

    • @cowabunger8528
      @cowabunger8528 5 років тому +115

      *thats why you go to coles and get some snacks to bring to the movies*

  • @JJ-kh9xy
    @JJ-kh9xy 5 років тому +1478

    “Have you ever exchanged currency for an item before”

    • @finnrichardson76
      @finnrichardson76 5 років тому +41

      haha yes he said that in the video

    • @ssirsalt
      @ssirsalt 5 років тому +17

      @@finnrichardson76 are you sure? I don't seem to recall such a phrase. Are we watching the same video?

    • @duelknight
      @duelknight 5 років тому +3

      @@ssirsalt yes

    • @bruhmoment6369
      @bruhmoment6369 5 років тому +6

      TheHadG I bet Finn thought you were legit about that comment

    • @ssirsalt
      @ssirsalt 5 років тому +3

      @@bruhmoment6369 hahahaha

  • @darkoFNFN
    @darkoFNFN 5 років тому +2522

    The way the guy said ,” I’m just trying to save up for a car.” Made me feel a little sad for some reason

    • @arka1409
      @arka1409 4 роки тому +51

      but then he said he thinks a car is like 50$ and my sadness turned into rage

    • @urbanizedpizza
      @urbanizedpizza 4 роки тому +9

      Life is the law of life. As the crow eats the caterpillar while the butterfly drinks the honey we watch it drift along like a sea. We are human. And we alone know what lies to come of what we have.

    • @ThatPash
      @ThatPash 4 роки тому +1

      I don't think I wanna change the 999 likes.

    • @josiamoog8401
      @josiamoog8401 4 роки тому +4

      YESS! I felt kinda sad too for him

    • @jiffygaming1822
      @jiffygaming1822 3 роки тому +3

      @@elliotbroadhurst7142 lool

  • @CapitanBastos
    @CapitanBastos 5 років тому +4118

    Movie snacks... It's how mafia works.

    • @Loum1s
      @Loum1s 5 років тому +16

      They stepped up a notch I'll give em that

    • @ItsGiddyup
      @ItsGiddyup 5 років тому +12

      can't argue with that

    • @slinkycrown8757
      @slinkycrown8757 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @acebird8074
      @acebird8074 5 років тому +2

      Who else got that ad

    • @Nixie_536
      @Nixie_536 5 років тому +1

      😄✊😱

  • @thesen8
    @thesen8 5 років тому +1796

    Incoming "That's how mafia works!" comments. Seek shelter.

    • @leonardo2006able
      @leonardo2006able 5 років тому +8

      Its too late i have seen them

    • @craurd
      @craurd 5 років тому +2

      The real senate is under you

    • @ghostmutt4265
      @ghostmutt4265 5 років тому

      I don't get it??

    • @craurd
      @craurd 5 років тому

      @@ghostmutt4265 me or him

    • @ghostmutt4265
      @ghostmutt4265 5 років тому +2

      @@craurd whats this mafia thing about?

  • @Tyrellbater
    @Tyrellbater 5 років тому +2977

    Lachlan was literally offended by his own skit

  • @kiritsuguemiya5724
    @kiritsuguemiya5724 5 років тому +4534

    Jaxon, you look different today, I just can't put my finger on why...

    • @DogeDogeriffic
      @DogeDogeriffic 5 років тому +70

      Kiritsugu Emiya he looks like he needs some sleep.

    • @abrahamakhtar2508
      @abrahamakhtar2508 5 років тому +87

      It's the hicky lol

    • @vinny12379
      @vinny12379 5 років тому +63

      he got a haircut

    • @32beetroot
      @32beetroot 5 років тому +9

      thats not jaxon

    • @MeAndI338
      @MeAndI338 5 років тому +91

      @@32beetroot yeah it is, he got a haircut

  • @user-tw8kt1gs3u
    @user-tw8kt1gs3u 5 років тому +8278

    *Have you ever exchange currency for an item before?!*

  • @akui88
    @akui88 5 років тому +2481

    this isn't satire, this was a reenactment of my recent encounter at my local movie theater, except the movie ticket was like 18.95$....

    • @_nishantj_
      @_nishantj_ 4 роки тому +12

      Lol... here in India, you can get a movie ticket for minimum $2 and maximum $6

    • @aktan4ik
      @aktan4ik 4 роки тому +58

      @@_nishantj_ cuz you live in India. Whats the minimum wage?

    • @handyjobson5900
      @handyjobson5900 4 роки тому +30

      Nishant Jaiswal people also shit and throw trash all over the streets. I’m willing to pay a few extra bucks to not have to wade through shit on the way to a movie lmao.

    • @o_o1317
      @o_o1317 4 роки тому +27

      Handy Jobson wtf lmao? what shit show theater did you go to?

    • @tijmen131
      @tijmen131 4 роки тому +18

      @@_nishantj_ considering the average wage is probably MUCH lower, probably around 500 dollars per month, 6 dollars for a movie ticket is crazy expensive. That's like living in the US and having to spend 24 dollars on 1 ticket

  • @guystephens7051
    @guystephens7051 5 років тому +894

    Glad to see Malcolm in the middle is finding work down under

    • @Maddie-kz6lp
      @Maddie-kz6lp 5 років тому +30

      i was just scrolling down through the comments to see if anyone was thinking this lol

    • @chelsea6209
      @chelsea6209 5 років тому +7

      omG HAHAHAHA

    • @TheAvprobeauty
      @TheAvprobeauty 5 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @Ram-ys8qv
      @Ram-ys8qv 5 років тому +3

      Bruh lol

    • @fefferryerr1818
      @fefferryerr1818 Рік тому +1

      Or grown up charlie brown, lachlan's brother.

  • @SuperWaistcoat
    @SuperWaistcoat 5 років тому +16382

    I work at a cinema and it absolutely shocks me how people will spend so much money on food just to eat about 5% of it and leave the rest for me to clean up.
    Edit: It's been one year since I made this comment and I've seen the true duality of man through this thread alone.

    • @MichaelBecker93
      @MichaelBecker93 5 років тому +665

      they never felt real hunger. otherwise they wouldnt waste food like that

    • @wyn3214
      @wyn3214 5 років тому +155

      thats y we need more people to eat CHOC TOPS

    • @bacon8353
      @bacon8353 5 років тому +190

      SuperWaistcoat so you’re the guy that cleans up my popcorn that drops in the crevasses of the seats?

    • @bacon8353
      @bacon8353 5 років тому +25

      Lako Mai Elai choc tops r life

    • @SuperWaistcoat
      @SuperWaistcoat 5 років тому +410

      @@bacon8353 So you're you're the guy who drops popcorn in the crevasses of the seats?

  • @lukearmstrong_purple_pride3810
    @lukearmstrong_purple_pride3810 5 років тому +5584

    Man thinks a car is worth 50 bucks when Maltesers cost 100

  • @snazzyhedgehog8702
    @snazzyhedgehog8702 5 років тому +12779

    The sad thing is that this is only slightly exaggerated

    • @mattyd2248
      @mattyd2248 5 років тому +251

      100 dollars for a pack of maltesers isn't *slightly* exaggerated

    • @snazzyhedgehog8702
      @snazzyhedgehog8702 5 років тому +216

      @@mattyd2248 I had only watched the first part about the popcorn when I commented this, that's what I was talking about lol

    • @DimeF1
      @DimeF1 5 років тому +17

      is it tho?

    • @jayhead3239
      @jayhead3239 5 років тому +19

      Do I spy a stay?

    • @Hazzar-eu2zn
      @Hazzar-eu2zn 5 років тому +25

      Where I am water at the movies is $6

  • @emilianogarcia03
    @emilianogarcia03 5 років тому +484

    He looks like Malcom In The Middle.

  • @marcusmilton1
    @marcusmilton1 5 років тому +317

    "What are you gonna do? Walk in there empty handed like a poor person? "
    An extremely relevant question...

  • @slamalracing5191
    @slamalracing5191 5 років тому +5695

    In finland everyone takes snacks from somewhere else
    *Because its allowed*

    • @kayem971
      @kayem971 5 років тому +613

      In usa we sneak it in
      Because its not allowed

    • @mellowater
      @mellowater 5 років тому +209

      It's not allowed in most cinemas in Australia, but I do it anyway. Even take kfc and shit in lol

    • @KimNguyen-zz7hb
      @KimNguyen-zz7hb 5 років тому +126

      @@mellowater Really? In Hoyts I just walk in with the food, don't even bother hiding it. They don't even care.

    • @mellowater
      @mellowater 5 років тому +44

      @@KimNguyen-zz7hb yeah, at events when you buy a ticket online, it says on the email of your ticket it says "Please note: No external food or drink items are allowed in our cinemas. Consumption prior to entry is required."

    • @mellowater
      @mellowater 5 років тому +16

      @@KimNguyen-zz7hb also I don't hide it either, don't think anyone cares.

  • @blockishtunic1939
    @blockishtunic1939 5 років тому +1996

    When you move to Australia and see the prices of anything and everything.

    • @MCProductions201
      @MCProductions201 5 років тому +104

      BlockishTunic1 I live in Australia and bloody hell how much they charge for food in cinemas it’s ridiculous

    • @bacon8353
      @bacon8353 5 років тому +4

      BlockishTunic1 You’re right *inflation*

    • @obamagaming3654
      @obamagaming3654 5 років тому +6

      i think its only on sydney

    • @roversfan1115
      @roversfan1115 5 років тому +25

      Look at a 1 million dollar house in Sydney vs rural areas, it's fucking mental

    • @eren-_
      @eren-_ 5 років тому +16

      @@obamagaming3654 can confirm it's not just Sydney, although Sydney is in like the top 3 most expensive places in the world

  • @bubbles8871
    @bubbles8871 4 роки тому +430

    "The movie starts in 1 minute."
    No, the ads start in 1 minute. The movie starts in 30 minutes.

    • @EatMyShortsAU
      @EatMyShortsAU 3 роки тому +6

      I just figured this out a year or so ago when I watched the avengers.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I usually get the tickets online so I can choose the seats, then get on the cinema a couple of minutes after the posted time, walk calmly in with a bunch of cheap snacks and it still hasn't fucking started.

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks Рік тому

      If you’re lucky. 😂

  • @dawoon2860
    @dawoon2860 5 років тому +1305

    Judging by comments this scam works everywhere.

    • @samuelyoung1236
      @samuelyoung1236 5 років тому

      Dawoon Cheong sure does

    • @bardisaythen4392
      @bardisaythen4392 5 років тому

      Dawoon Cheong Not Canada. Come to Canada. Yes Canada. (no srsly 15 bucks for small popcorn and small coke and ticket)

    • @mikerennie2024
      @mikerennie2024 5 років тому +3

      @@bardisaythen4392 bullshit. the ticket itself is 13.50 and the popcorn and drink is like 20...

    • @MrAzizYoureFired
      @MrAzizYoureFired 5 років тому +2

      in Russia it's like that too

    • @NInjaCow1234
      @NInjaCow1234 5 років тому +2

      In Sweden a ticket goes for around 13 bucks, and a medium popcorn is like 5-6. So, it's actually pretty decent if you ask me

  • @Xorthane
    @Xorthane 5 років тому +4175

    You forgot about waiting 30 mins for the ads to finish and the movie to start

    • @GrimslyRyuzaki
      @GrimslyRyuzaki 5 років тому +47

      mr Traynor compared to watching another shitty marvel movie or regurgitated remake, the ads are the best part

    • @Anonymous-bz4ms
      @Anonymous-bz4ms 5 років тому +44

      @@GrimslyRyuzaki bet this comment was just to insult marvel right?

    • @GrimslyRyuzaki
      @GrimslyRyuzaki 5 років тому +18

      @@Anonymous-bz4ms funny thing is I'm not joking

    • @gavincambridge9952
      @gavincambridge9952 5 років тому +12

      mr Traynor it’s actually supposed to do that so if someone is late they don’t miss the movie

    • @GrimslyRyuzaki
      @GrimslyRyuzaki 5 років тому +11

      @@glitchyx6995 imagine being a marvel fanboy lmao

  • @LohaRocketLeague
    @LohaRocketLeague 5 років тому +558

    Ah yes Mega Explosion 4, my favourite movie

    • @marcus-serdz3063
      @marcus-serdz3063 5 років тому +29

      Loha nah I think mega explosion 1 was the better one

    • @iAvocado
      @iAvocado 5 років тому +15

      @@markusz4447 I thought I'm the only one

    • @Nate-lo8bj
      @Nate-lo8bj 5 років тому +5

      Markus Zöggeler lol no

    • @Laluan
      @Laluan 4 роки тому +1

      It’s okay, just don’t like the ending. He could have just survived and the movie got an easy 8/10, now it’s just 6/10

    • @EatMyShortsAU
      @EatMyShortsAU 3 роки тому

      Directed by Michael Bay?

  • @AaronRossPhoto
    @AaronRossPhoto 5 років тому +871

    just eat the straws, theyre free

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 5 років тому +9

      GingerSheep yeah cause chicks love plastic.

    • @YourNeighborhoodCaat
      @YourNeighborhoodCaat 5 років тому +8

      Nah. I tried grabbing some straws to eat in an NYC movie theater before. The managers started to stalk me when I refused to pay $10 each (and that’s without sauce). But then again, that’s New York.

    • @lajeenbilal4565
      @lajeenbilal4565 5 років тому +1

      at least the turtles won’t eat them

    • @wajskiii
      @wajskiii 5 років тому

      theyREEEEEEEEEEE

    • @bulldohzah4442
      @bulldohzah4442 5 років тому +2

      Yooo what are you doing here?? ||-//

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 років тому +499

    _That's how scamming works_

    • @Banfa231
      @Banfa231 5 років тому +1

      Just a dude who likes Dbz that’s how mafia works

  • @robertnokkvi5271
    @robertnokkvi5271 5 років тому +525

    The guy in the orange t shirt looks exactly like malcolm in the middle

    • @emal1943
      @emal1943 5 років тому +13

      he is

    • @GlibWings06
      @GlibWings06 5 років тому +4

      @@emal1943 Really??? Dang that's what I was thinking; just wasn't sure.

    • @mikeeaston4431
      @mikeeaston4431 4 роки тому +10

      @@GlibWings06 idiot

    • @michaelashbrook3195
      @michaelashbrook3195 4 роки тому +1

      That's what I was thinking too lol

    • @shaanp9796
      @shaanp9796 4 роки тому

      michael ashbrook Looks like whom from Malcolm in the middle?

  • @EDZ1LLA
    @EDZ1LLA 5 років тому +809

    Can't believe you got Malcolm in the Middle for this! Really going up in the world eh boys?

    • @smophie6260
      @smophie6260 5 років тому +1

      EDZ1LLA same tho

    • @Xurex
      @Xurex 5 років тому +2

      Omfg that's what I was thinking lol

    • @livip1203
      @livip1203 5 років тому +2

      I was thinking that as well ahah

  • @kevinlokitsjr6820
    @kevinlokitsjr6820 5 років тому +581

    Do u understand the concept of money?😂🤣😂🤣

  • @JuanTheBone
    @JuanTheBone 5 років тому +40

    For those wondering, the studios keep most of the money from ticket sales. Theaters make their money from snacks thus the prices.

    • @zerovermillion2743
      @zerovermillion2743 2 роки тому +2

      But why does it work like that? 🤔

    • @theAstarrr
      @theAstarrr Рік тому +1

      @@zerovermillion2743 if Disney for example makes a movie, they let theaters play it and take a small amount. In exchange Disney gets most of the money from tickets.
      It's how the companies make money

  • @Pikachouse
    @Pikachouse 5 років тому +796

    he protecc
    he attac
    but most importantly
    he wanted a cheap snacc

    • @DutchDouchebag
      @DutchDouchebag 5 років тому +2

      Pffff fucking again....?
      Why wont some people/meme's die with dignity

    • @johnmorgan933
      @johnmorgan933 5 років тому

      *Original

    • @manmadeofmud
      @manmadeofmud 5 років тому

      Jesus christ

    • @bruh_3139
      @bruh_3139 5 років тому +1

      Good Bye ****Cancer unoriginal comment

    • @Mango-wg5cn
      @Mango-wg5cn 5 років тому +2

      Level 1 dead meme.
      *That's how Mafia works*

  • @jessicaemily3057
    @jessicaemily3057 5 років тому +421

    I Just go to woolies to get the snac

    • @tyrannapusandfriends6254
      @tyrannapusandfriends6254 5 років тому +6

      Who wouldn't?

    • @talha.5575
      @talha.5575 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @jessicaemily3057
      @jessicaemily3057 5 років тому

      Scoobz a whole mood though

    • @danielyzisman
      @danielyzisman 5 років тому +4

      Go to maccas get a $1 frozen coke, pop into woolies get chips for $4 easy $5 snack, fuck the movie snacks off

    • @cooperhill7705
      @cooperhill7705 5 років тому +3

      Daniel Zisman this is the most relatable comment I’ve ever seen😂

  • @RichChanLikesTacos
    @RichChanLikesTacos 4 роки тому +116

    "do you know what a dollar is worth!?"
    "have you every exchanged currency for an item before?!"
    "do you make 500 dollars an hour"
    "do you understand the concept of money?!"

  • @junejj2127
    @junejj2127 5 років тому +37

    "What are you gonna do, walk in there like a poor person?"
    Nah fam in this house we sneak food in.

  • @mysticxz5159
    @mysticxz5159 5 років тому +1292

    “How much for a bag of malteasers?”
    *That’ll be 100 dollars*

    • @harvsw
      @harvsw 5 років тому

      Justin Y’s Riches he spelt right, u didn’t lol

    • @harvsw
      @harvsw 5 років тому

      Justin Y’s Riches ok my bad

    • @charlesbock4371
      @charlesbock4371 5 років тому +1

      The hell are malteasers. I fell like I've heard of them before but I don't remember.

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle 5 років тому +1

      Charles Bock They are chocolate balls lol they are a Europe thing I think

    • @nightraven2975
      @nightraven2975 5 років тому

      I can just buy them for $3.50 from the supermarket. Ain't no way I'm payin $100 for those at the Cinema🤣

  • @3333-h4v
    @3333-h4v 4 роки тому +95

    no one:
    everyone each of Fairbairn films comments:
    legit any line in the video with laughing emojis

    • @4li8
      @4li8 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr
      With +5k likes

    • @lilzucc9176
      @lilzucc9176 4 роки тому

      I thought I was the only one thinking that

    • @Razzletazle
      @Razzletazle 4 роки тому +1

      That’s all comedy UA-cam comment sections. Look for the standard “facts” or “fax” (as they edgy kids say) posted below any statement, or the r/wooosh... Damn people are basic

  • @teddy-uf4ip
    @teddy-uf4ip 5 років тому +146

    Where is Jaxon. I need him.

    • @_benny_1778
      @_benny_1778 5 років тому +10

      He was probably already in the movie theater eating the snacks he sneaked in xD

    • @relaxtube8270
      @relaxtube8270 5 років тому +2

      He got fired from eating all the popcorn while he was working

  • @hitzcritz
    @hitzcritz 5 років тому +139

    Now don't get me started with printer ink costs...

    • @fosty.
      @fosty. 5 років тому +4

      You get more value buying a new printer with ink in it.

    • @infinite8382
      @infinite8382 5 років тому +2

      Dont get me started about PLAYSTATION PLUS

    • @Nersius
      @Nersius 5 років тому +1

      @@infinite8382 Do it.

    • @infinite8382
      @infinite8382 5 років тому +1

      lol. :) Am actually making a video on why ps plus is a paywall for multiplayer.

  • @chriscurry2123
    @chriscurry2123 5 років тому +703

    can i get a packet of maltestears?
    that’ll be $100 sir
    5 minutes later
    im saving up for a car i think it costs like 50 bucks

    • @your_fathers
      @your_fathers 4 роки тому +13

      Wow the video is like 2 minutes hmm time travel?

    • @jasperharvey770
      @jasperharvey770 4 роки тому +1

      wormchip ikr

    • @neon-io6rw
      @neon-io6rw 4 роки тому

      But the video is only 2 minutes

    • @dracovet777
      @dracovet777 4 роки тому +3

      that is the most incredible butchering of the spelling of "maltesers" I have ever seen

    • @Bestusername290
      @Bestusername290 4 роки тому +1

      B I G B R A I N

  • @waylonuhrig8894
    @waylonuhrig8894 5 років тому +235

    One of the few channels that I have notifications on for. Oi oi lads keep it up!

    • @brow6751
      @brow6751 5 років тому

      Nigga said “oi oi”

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 років тому +142

    Oof, this is accurate too, it's not exaggerated

    • @Saintphoenix86
      @Saintphoenix86 5 років тому

      Well yes it is exaggerated, thats part of the joke, that while partly true its reductio ad absurdum, google that phrase to see

    • @steam_station
      @steam_station 5 років тому

      @@Saintphoenix86 Its not exaggerated though Mr Fancy Pants. Coming up in here telling us to google fucking Latin phrases, legit I can buy A Family Size M&M's a large packet of chips and just a bottle of coke for under $15 at wollies. The M&M's alone at the Cinemas are like 10 bucks, with the drink being like $15. Its a stupido

    • @zSion
      @zSion 5 років тому +1

      @@steam_station Yeah.. but in the video he said malteasers were 100 dollars, that is exagerrated mate

    • @steam_station
      @steam_station 5 років тому

      @@zSion Yes ofc, I know that is, but this knob before was acting all feken superior using Latin and telling us to look it up as if he commands us and whatnot. Was just telling him off

    • @stanloonayoufools3351
      @stanloonayoufools3351 5 років тому

      @@zSion yeah mate, that was the joke, it was meant to be exaggerated but not explained. When a joke is explained it ruins the comedy.

  • @harryroberts66
    @harryroberts66 5 років тому +33

    I immediately go to wollies way before movie starts and buy snacks

  • @ringthebellamy
    @ringthebellamy 5 років тому +32

    I love this video's energy. 😂 It's terrifyingly frank and chaotic.

  • @missmiddle27
    @missmiddle27 5 років тому +724

    I wonder if lachlan knows he’s fine as hell...

    • @wyn3214
      @wyn3214 5 років тому +15

      ikr

    • @sarahmae310
      @sarahmae310 5 років тому +121

      I was gonna say he's looking like a snack... Pun intended

    • @lexien2469
      @lexien2469 5 років тому +51

      statistically there's no way he doesn't

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 5 років тому +12

      He'll most likely have read this comment so what do you think

    • @ninjacell2999
      @ninjacell2999 5 років тому +20

      Might even say he's a legend

  • @hudsonh7259
    @hudsonh7259 4 роки тому +5

    For cinemas that don’t let you bring your own snacks, the trick is to memorise what snacks they’ve got and buy them at Woolies beforehand. Works like a charm

  • @deadstick6320
    @deadstick6320 5 років тому +31

    This is the exact representation of trying to buy snack at a movie theatre over here in australia

    • @xanbar3289
      @xanbar3289 5 років тому

      That... Is the entire point of the video

    • @deadstick6320
      @deadstick6320 5 років тому

      @@xanbar3289 its supposed to be a joke video but they are completly serious with this video

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 5 років тому

      deadstick over in Canada they’ll charge like $27 for a small frozen yogurt which has been a recent gouge item at the theaters

    • @DutchDouchebag
      @DutchDouchebag 5 років тому +1

      @@roddydykes7053 that's because yogurt hasn't been invented yet in Canada, it's all import and that's expensive

    • @steveswanson6280
      @steveswanson6280 5 років тому +1

      Same here in the states

  • @KimNguyen-zz7hb
    @KimNguyen-zz7hb 5 років тому +259

    Me: Walks into the theatre with frozen coke and bag of macdonalds
    Staff: *Does Nothing*

    • @marcus-serdz3063
      @marcus-serdz3063 5 років тому +13

      Kim Nguyen I once went to the movies with a singular kfc chicken burger and they said I couldn't come in but then a lady with 4mkids walks by with 5 shopping bags full of snacks and she walked by and nothing happened

    • @mynameisunknown2771
      @mynameisunknown2771 5 років тому +16

      @Les Grossman they don't trespass you if they can't see what's in the bag then they let you go

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 4 роки тому +1

      Most places dont actually have any rule against it people just assume they do (in the UK at least)

    • @iehnjiemfcohnum
      @iehnjiemfcohnum 4 роки тому +3

      Marcus ._. Usually you can’t bring in hot food

    • @anaa9245
      @anaa9245 4 роки тому

      What is frozen coke?

  • @nononattono
    @nononattono 5 років тому +5

    As a movie theater employee of nearly 4 years, this video just feels like every day at work

  • @TheDreamer452
    @TheDreamer452 5 років тому +331

    Let me drop some knowledge bombs...movie theaters charge so much on snacks n drinks because they barely make a profit with ticket sales.. those sales go to the studio! I found this out last year. If they didn’t charge so much for snacks they wouldn’t be able to afford selling movie tickets.. it sucks ik. But I thought id let you guys know why they’re so expensive!

    • @lukebrookshire1567
      @lukebrookshire1567 5 років тому +3

      Talking Strange only last year?! How old are you??? Tell me you've only recently gone to your first one at least! (rhetorical)

    • @TheDreamer452
      @TheDreamer452 5 років тому +37

      Luke Brookshire from where i live not many ppl know this. I never cared to look into it. I only found out by some UA-cam video where lots of others didn’t know either.

    • @lukebrookshire1567
      @lukebrookshire1567 5 років тому

      Talking Strange ...I see. " -I- -never- -cared- -to- -look- -into- -it- ." -That- -seems- -to- -be- -the- -main- -reason- -most- -don't- -know- -about- -it- . -No- -big- -deal- -in- -the- -long- -run- -I- -suppose- .

    • @TheDreamer452
      @TheDreamer452 5 років тому +19

      Luke Brookshire after I found out i asked around to see if others knew... up till finding out this information i had no care to search why snacks were expansive.. is that better for you?

    • @lukebrookshire1567
      @lukebrookshire1567 5 років тому +1

      Talking Strange For fucks sake dude... I used three question marks(4) and some exclamation points...sounding like some annoying fuckhole...even put rhetorical at the end, the "effect intended" being something along the lines of "it's seems likely to be odd for an adult to not have looked into why something he's buying/bought has such a high mark-up, therefore it seems possible to have only recently come aware of said mark-up but I don't actually expect any response," and, "calling the whole comment rhetorical should loosely hint that it's not expecting someone to take it as if it's worthy of taking the time to respond seriously" ...strike through, poorly done, attempting to further explain and reply to a serious comment, that was a possibility anyway, and help end the serious chain and segway into less serious replys, but also shouldn't really be taken as serious and fully formed for conversation, etc.
      ...I'm not being serious and I'm fucking tired.

  • @Purchh
    @Purchh 5 років тому +71

    damn you got malcolm in the middle in this episode

  • @eethanc_9866
    @eethanc_9866 5 років тому +48

    “How much do you think are car cost?”
    *idk like 50 bucks*
    IM CRYING 😂😂😂

  • @Musty_Justy
    @Musty_Justy 5 років тому +298

    Dear Lachlan, I've noticed that your lips are looking a bit parched. It would be of your best interest to purchase some chapstick. I recommend the strawberry flavor, good for eating.

    • @lildiesel6033
      @lildiesel6033 5 років тому +34

      Chapstick is affordable, but I dunno if they have it in Australia. Might wanna try rubbing vegemite on your lips before you go to bed.

    • @justusstephens7506
      @justusstephens7506 5 років тому +3

      Must be that frigid Australian winter 😂

    • @poppyharlow7688
      @poppyharlow7688 5 років тому +7

      Ica Bica It's summer over here

    • @sixstringepic7052
      @sixstringepic7052 5 років тому +6

      @@lildiesel6033 Of course they have chapstick. You can buy it at any Kangaroo ranch or Koala farm.

    • @aaronwoodsfilms
      @aaronwoodsfilms 5 років тому +2

      @@sixstringepic7052 Gotta watch out for the dingos though. They can sometimes scam you

  • @nobric880
    @nobric880 5 років тому +475

    I am the senate

  • @Shmoorgusboard
    @Shmoorgusboard 5 років тому +69

    *"THURTE NOINE FIFFDE?!"*

    • @keanufuna8786
      @keanufuna8786 5 років тому +2

      You wrote this in a British accent

  • @myman9566
    @myman9566 5 років тому +214

    Wtf is this guy doing? Why doesn’t he use his kangaroo pouch that all Australians are equipped with to sneak his snacks in?!?

    • @tochukwuudu7763
      @tochukwuudu7763 5 років тому +1

      Lol ur a Mad man

    • @iRazorTV
      @iRazorTV 5 років тому +4

      We do this

    • @rogueisded
      @rogueisded 5 років тому +1

      thisonejdmguy this man is correct

    • @legendp2011
      @legendp2011 5 років тому

      you don't have to sneak food in, nobody has ever got upset at me walking into Australian cinema with other food

    • @user-gc9pq7zg9i
      @user-gc9pq7zg9i 5 років тому

      Once I saw a kid sneak a fucking boost juice in

  • @mvasquez1990123
    @mvasquez1990123 5 років тому +74

    Every Australian and Texan I've met has so much in common, aside from the size of their gun collection.

    • @tamemonkeyboy3385
      @tamemonkeyboy3385 5 років тому +2

      Max Vasquez and everything about them

    • @AnnachieOhEarcain
      @AnnachieOhEarcain 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, nah. Australians and Texans have zero in common.

    • @tamemonkeyboy3385
      @tamemonkeyboy3385 5 років тому +7

      Annachie Harkin ᛏ Personally I get offended by being called
      similar to an American.

    • @tacosmexicanstyle7846
      @tacosmexicanstyle7846 5 років тому +2

      Max Vasquez
      What a ghastly prospect

    • @tamemonkeyboy3385
      @tamemonkeyboy3385 5 років тому +1

      Nyxy nah what are you talking about mate, it’s us aussies that are normal not everyone else, and maybe chuck Queensland in whilst your at it.

  • @nesto9889
    @nesto9889 4 роки тому +6

    Guy at the counter: We also accept kidneys!

  • @joelbegbie8886
    @joelbegbie8886 5 років тому +177

    Lets go bois, been grinding the vids lately

    • @SammyGFC
      @SammyGFC 5 років тому

      Joel Begbie sub to me please

    • @joelbegbie8886
      @joelbegbie8886 5 років тому

      @@SammyGFC yeah uh... why

    • @kow7213
      @kow7213 5 років тому +2

      @@SammyGFC how about let this poor guy Comment instead of bombarding him with "SUb tO meE pLEasE" and learn to stop being so goddamn rude.

    • @menproductions4941
      @menproductions4941 5 років тому

      For a sec i thought you were promoting your channel hahahah

    • @kow7213
      @kow7213 5 років тому

      @@menproductions4941 who?

  • @apemayor3046
    @apemayor3046 5 років тому +42

    2:02
    What he means is that that trailers start in 1 minute.

    • @genericchannel126
      @genericchannel126 5 років тому

      Ape Mayor *and ads

    • @leahdudley1914
      @leahdudley1914 5 років тому +1

      Yep, Ads and trailers for other movies run for about 15 minutes before the movie actually starts at the local movie theatre.

    • @chiliboi1951
      @chiliboi1951 5 років тому

      W

  • @jimtoms7591
    @jimtoms7591 4 роки тому +4

    "Have you ever exchanged currency for an item before?" 🤣

  • @bashirsfar3825
    @bashirsfar3825 5 років тому +22

    "Thats just what we do" XD

  • @MrGutapercho
    @MrGutapercho 5 років тому +73

    Lachlan you were suposed to buy some chicken for Jaxson mate he still sick

  • @ShinySephiroth1
    @ShinySephiroth1 4 місяці тому +1

    Jackson's acting as the popcorn was top notch

  • @EricN
    @EricN 5 років тому +155

    is no one going to question on the camerawork and how every single shot is being zoomed in and out

    • @skylerskomars9018
      @skylerskomars9018 5 років тому +40

      That's part of the beauty of it

    • @Saintphoenix86
      @Saintphoenix86 5 років тому +10

      Dude if you dont get that that is part of the joke you probably dont understand half of the humour style of this channel

    • @kingnothing2161
      @kingnothing2161 5 років тому

      Nope ✌

    • @mingodingo
      @mingodingo 5 років тому

      Nope

  • @tonof.c.1397
    @tonof.c.1397 Рік тому +6

    In Spain, the cinema cost 5~8€ and you can bring your own snacks in.
    In fact, we wear grocery bags sometimes 🤣🤣

    • @Echiio
      @Echiio Рік тому +2

      In Australia, we can just bring our own snacks aswell lol. Never understood why people buy $20 popcorn, when you can buy a popcorn maker for $30

    • @tonof.c.1397
      @tonof.c.1397 Рік тому

      @@Echiio Sameee, what a waste of money 🤣

  • @sophieclarke6147
    @sophieclarke6147 5 років тому

    The understated acting on here is truly authentic i seriously hope they get scouted!!

  • @Fuuutile
    @Fuuutile 5 років тому +6

    as someone who works at the cinema, i can say that this is 100% accurate

  • @LucindaPug
    @LucindaPug 5 років тому +11

    That’s why I always go to Coles before hand 😂

  • @jamesgoodwin2656
    @jamesgoodwin2656 3 роки тому

    This has been my favourite skit for years now!!

  • @4li8
    @4li8 4 роки тому +15

    Me: finishes the snacks while watching the ads

  • @timmym4381
    @timmym4381 3 роки тому +2

    "What are you gonna do walk in there empty handed like a poor person?" Yes

  • @derekbos4404
    @derekbos4404 4 роки тому +4

    I wish I had the guts to say "are you fucking serious?" In such instances.

  • @_knighted
    @_knighted 5 років тому +34

    "The movie starts in a minute sir" *_RUN_*

    • @apemayor3046
      @apemayor3046 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, he will run into the theater only to realize that is when the trailers start.

  • @sarer_
    @sarer_ 5 років тому +2

    I can't even tell you how relatable this is

  • @Poseidon650
    @Poseidon650 5 років тому +41

    Wow! Frankie Muniz!

  • @freakonature316
    @freakonature316 5 років тому +105

    Just bring Tom Holland to the movie with you, then you gotta snac that smiles back

  • @KlinkeManden
    @KlinkeManden 4 роки тому +1

    “Have you ever exchanged currency for an item before?” That almost made me fall down my staircase

  • @MCProductions201
    @MCProductions201 5 років тому +53

    Cinemas say that’s why they go out of business if people bring in there own food. Well charging $15 for 1 kit Kat bar is what will make then go out of business cause they charge so much just for some popcorn and a drink know why wants to pay that much for food bloody hell 🤦‍♂️

  • @MoistCrumpet
    @MoistCrumpet 4 роки тому +15

    My mum taught me when I was very young how to sneak snacks into movie cinemas for this very reason. Now I just buy snacks from Woolies and hide them in my handbag.

  • @andrewj1754
    @andrewj1754 3 роки тому

    'The move starts in 1 minute sir' "Exasperated breath of acceptance" - perfect.

  • @foolishprofessional3244
    @foolishprofessional3244 4 роки тому +38

    At our local theatre, a small drink is like $5 damn

  • @aircrashbandit
    @aircrashbandit 5 років тому +65

    use code Fairbairn Films

    • @rogueisded
      @rogueisded 5 років тому +1

      Fortnite in the fortnite item shop

    • @reece4353
      @reece4353 5 років тому

      Sent code lachlan fairbairn

    • @rogueisded
      @rogueisded 5 років тому

      myparentsare disappointedinme why lol that’s what the original comment is referring to wtf kid

  • @Meeskait1992
    @Meeskait1992 2 роки тому

    The Pixies playing after is perfect

  • @olavihauhio643
    @olavihauhio643 5 років тому +4

    This is legit best channel I’ve seen on youtube. I dont understand how they dont have more subscribers

  • @muhammadlee-
    @muhammadlee- 4 роки тому +14

    Why doesn't he just get a backpack, buy a bunch of snacks from a supermarket and sneak the snacks into the cinema like a normal person?

    • @gemmaburger65
      @gemmaburger65 4 роки тому +1

      1 minute til the movie starts

    • @muhammadlee-
      @muhammadlee- 4 роки тому

      Gemma Burger Fair point.

    • @muhammadlee-
      @muhammadlee- 4 роки тому +4

      Teemukissa Of course you don’t need to, it’s more like you want to.

  • @user-ys3jq3uf4p
    @user-ys3jq3uf4p 4 роки тому

    And this is exactly why I always bring my own snacks to theatres

  • @morgankosokowsky812
    @morgankosokowsky812 4 роки тому +7

    OH MY GOD PIXIES
    hearing that riff at the end made me smile
    The vid was funny also

    • @beatlesbr0ther144
      @beatlesbr0ther144 4 роки тому

      Finally someone noticed

    • @xxxx-jh5vc
      @xxxx-jh5vc 2 роки тому

      What’s it called?

    • @morgankosokowsky812
      @morgankosokowsky812 2 роки тому +1

      The song is called "Here comes your man" off their album Doolittle
      Fun fact, the song is essentially about hobos riding on freight trains and dying during earthquakes, and the band would refuse to perform it live cause everyone treats it as a love song. Ok that's all lmao, the pixies are just one if my favourite bands

  • @jai456
    @jai456 5 років тому +164

    Have you ever been the MCG 😂😂
    $10 for chips

    • @SammyGFC
      @SammyGFC 5 років тому

      yes

    • @mattmoore4170
      @mattmoore4170 5 років тому

      Daddy Ninja?! You watch these videos too?!

    • @FinalAlpha
      @FinalAlpha 5 років тому +5

      @@mattmoore4170 Its a fake

    • @task_force4552
      @task_force4552 5 років тому

      Best yt ever

    • @mattmoore4170
      @mattmoore4170 5 років тому +1

      FinalAlpha you're right:-/ broke my heart to find out the truth

  • @alifinley9156
    @alifinley9156 4 роки тому +3

    “Do you know how much things cost?” Hahaha

  • @soumikd794
    @soumikd794 5 років тому +7

    wait a minute I live in Australia too(South Australia Adelaide) and we are always buy snacks from woolworths or coles and take them into the theatre... I've done it multiples times with my mates. Is that illegal? I mean no one said anything. or maybe it's different in other states idk

  • @CosmicDomino
    @CosmicDomino 5 років тому +4

    All jokes aside, the usual theater I go to, the Large Popcorn and Large soda cost $18.

  • @DaitoAnonymous
    @DaitoAnonymous 2 роки тому

    That's exactly why I bring my OWN popcorn and drinks with me. The stuff they sell at the cinema is unreasonably expensive

  • @nefelipapaioannou6386
    @nefelipapaioannou6386 5 років тому +73

    And Lachlan gets hotter and hotter... great vid!

  • @masad2003
    @masad2003 5 років тому +399

    That's why I just pirate a movie and watch it on my laptop with my cheaply bought snacks
    Edit : To clear the misunderstanding, I do buy the movie if I enjoy the movie. I also want to support the movie industry (after all, they are the one who produce the movies). Sure, I do pirate but if get a chances to not pirate then I will take that chances.

  • @terencedebruycker3840
    @terencedebruycker3840 3 роки тому

    Excellent! These absolutely charming lads remind me a lot of Harry Potter and dear Ron Weasley. Carry on!

  • @wooof.
    @wooof. 5 років тому +13

    The real question is where are you getting $10 tickets? Normal price is $21 for hoyts and savers is $16

    • @courtneymurphy0209
      @courtneymurphy0209 5 років тому

      Sandwich Party event cinema have $10 tickets for memebers

    • @wooof.
      @wooof. 5 років тому

      @@courtneymurphy0209 damn none in my state

  • @jetdoggaming4694
    @jetdoggaming4694 5 років тому +11

    Meanwhile, in England, everyone just casually walks in with their carrier bags of snacks

    • @mysteryguy5177
      @mysteryguy5177 5 років тому +2

      OH MY GOD YES IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE

  • @sarpyeltik6791
    @sarpyeltik6791 4 роки тому +1

    I like how they make an “I don’t give a shit”impression every video

  • @josefantonbruckner4843
    @josefantonbruckner4843 5 років тому +6

    40$ for popcorn, take it or leave it
    *thats how mafia works*

  • @achilles5716
    @achilles5716 5 років тому +12

    You’re paying for all that salt in the popcorn

  • @Simtar123
    @Simtar123 5 років тому

    It got funnier and funnier, but the thing that cracked me up "DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF MONEY?!"

  • @MiggyBenz
    @MiggyBenz 5 років тому +11

    I live in Bakersfield California. These are pretty typical prices here 😂, thank god there’s a Target next to my theater, so I just get shit there and sneak it in. Lol

  • @soph8160
    @soph8160 4 роки тому +3

    A single chocolate bar is usually at least $100