Yeah I don't know why that manlet was letting that nothing harm his animal. She can be weird and crazy all she wants, but I pull knives on those who try to harm my animals. Useless junky leech learned that a month ago lmao
I was about to start crying from a sudden bout of depression and I just...I sat down on my bed, saw you two do that phone bit...and I started laughing. Thank you both.
you know it's real when the camera isn't just sitting on someone's lap perfectly still while there's nobody around to notice them embarrassing themselves
I love you guys. I’m leaving for college soon and I’m anxious af but your videos always help me feel better. You and Ethan already know the results of the gay test so just get married so y’all can stream forever together
0:27 me showing the Chernobyl workers my Time Machine ( I tell them what is about to happen in exactly 4.7 minutes) 0:27 me with my Time Machine showing cavemen my Glock 4:40 Indian dudes on Omegle be like -0:27 my therapist trying to get rid of my telephobia the hard way
9:43 you gotta make the call get killed by idiots behind the wheel or get harassed by idiots on the sidewalk ill just take a Big Lead Chew and call it quits at that point
I think the only Karen I ever encountered was someone when I was like twelve and at a roller skating rink. Their child was skating like an idiot, ran right into me and rather than just bowling them over I went " Whoa buddy! " and caught them rather than just clotheslining them like most pre-teens would have at that place. His mother begins screeching I grabbed her child and nearly pushed him down. Her child keeps trying to go " Mom, he caught me! I ran into him! " and she keeps telling him " HUSH! MOMMY IS HANDLING IT! " - and I don't know what she was expecting... but she eventually is like " I'M GONNA GET YOU THROWN OUT OF HERE! I KNOW THE OWNERS! " I go " Oh, really? " I pause and go " MR. J-R! CAN YOU COME OVER HERE!? SHE SAYS SHE KNOWS YOU AND THINKS I SHOULD BE THROWN OUT FOR CATCHING HER KID WHEN HE RAN INTO ME! " J.R comes over and he just looks annoyed as all Hell. She gives her spiel to him. He has that blank look of someone that knows you're bullshitting them, then looks to me. " Well, what actually happened? " Both the kid and I tell the truth. Kid was named Mason. Little guy was a baller. The mother? Psycho. Mason I taught how to turn on his roller skates and how to balance better. By the end of that night he was already cutting complete laps around the rink and passing other kids with me cheering him on. Kid was a natural when taught right. But that woman? She got told " You can take your kid and leave, or you can go sit outside in your car. You are not going to attack children and teens in my establishment. I personally know that kid and he works here part time for free food occasionally as a floor guard. He's one of the reasons they busted the meth dealer in the back corner of the rink and you're trying to get me to throw out one of our most valuable kids. He skates here for free, eats for free and helps with work. You're crazy if you think I believe he's causing trouble where he comes to help out all the time. " She was pissed. Actually tried opening a lawsuit. She ended up having to pay out for the rink's legal fees because this bitch actually took it up to the courts and it got thrown out almost immediately when her child took to the stand and said " ... No, I wasn't hit by anyone. I fell onto a guy that caught me and taught me how to skate better that night. "
*instrumental* *Karen vocals* * heavy lick on the guitar followed by deafening silence* " How you doing?" - Chad stranger *sickest music of all time resumes*
13:58 ngl I kinda agree with her painting arrows on the side walk for walking in one direction coz covid is crazy like what just coz your following an arrow your safe from covid
I expect a full version of 'get off the steps now'
Call 911 now!!!!
and the last part is the guy at 19:41
This better be on their next album
Conductor we have a problem!
@@jbeezostl pearl harbor?
the fucking “how you doin” absolutely just killed me lmao
It's got such a "Idk, I just got here" vibe
I laughed in the middle of drinking chocolate milk.. it came out my fuckin nose...
That mans a legend
"GET OFF THE STEPS NOW!" Needs to be the new outro to the videos. The vocals on these women are seriously crazy.
fr new start to a slackjaw song
They should make a song from this primordial Karen
“Are you going to hit me?” A mf kicks my dog and I’m factory resetting her lol
Exactly! To paraphrase Blarg: "I'll send you to God, live in concert"
if i were in that situation, the person would be getting a bloody ass nose
Fr mf would be meeting Jesus in 4K
Kick my dog I kick you and my dog also gets a free chew toy for maybe an hour whilst I hold you down
Yeah I don't know why that manlet was letting that nothing harm his animal. She can be weird and crazy all she wants, but I pull knives on those who try to harm my animals. Useless junky leech learned that a month ago lmao
"Karens losing their minds" is like saying "paraplegic can't walk anymore". I love it
I just wanna bust it down in a local McDonald's while someone is having a meltdown like these people
The Karen having a meltdown: YOU ARE HARASSING ME!! DONT *TOUCH MEEE*
You in the corner: *jamming out to Let it Be by The Beatles*
Ahh, nothing like a good nearly-lethal dose of rage before I go to bed, always calms my nerves :)
Big same.
Brandon: "People really think holding up a video camera is gonna scare somebody"
Police: "You have no idea buddy"
💀
Isn’t that ethan
Gods work at hand. Fantastic stream as usual boys, keep up the good work! Hope to see Slackjaw at your guy's upcoming concert
17:55 The Dooo needs to edit this into metal XD
14:53 she just wants the dog to make a succulent Chinese meal
ong she's weird asf atleast go for a dog with more meat on em
Idc if she a woman or not, you kick my dog, imma fuck you up. She lucky she didnt catch a few holes, dont know who's packing these days. Lol
I would’ve given her a nice stern shove lmfao 🤣
racism is cringe
Last 3 minutes was an epic moment in metal \m/
Dimebag would be impressed.
You two are literal modern day Wayne's World.
That's the most accurate description of these two I've heard so far, underrated comment
Which one is wayne tho? They both seems like Garth to me 😂
A simple handgun would’ve solved every single one of these
8:15 slowly zooms in on his shirt with the cover of the song let it be slowly faded in
It's legitimately sad that some adults act like children when they don't get exactly what they want, when they want.
When do you stream? I wanna see this monkey business live.
He streams when he wants
Boig monkleaouy monk 🦿👨🏾🦲🐵🐒🐒🐒🐒🦧🦧🦧🦍🦍🦍🦍
Mohnkeh mayun
Little bit of fmb
Follow him on twitch
4:15 Equal rights, equal fights.
11:26 HE SAID ITS IAM LEGEND💀💀💀
At 9:50, woulda snatched the beer and dipped
I fucking love that Skrillex blew up by sampling a Karen into 'Equinox', before the drop.
EVERYONE knows the "CALL 911 NOW!" line.
Lmao that was a Karen rant? What a legend
@@charityquill4965it was The Karen rant at the end of the video
19:42 you know it’s that guys first day there😂😂😂first week at leastttt
6:19 or like in DBZ when injured ssj2 Gohan and Perfect Cell have that kamehameha fight?! Haha
10:45 all of the alcohol just hit soup at once stg
Ngl when Ethan goes "I'm sending this to corporate" I laughed so loud I scared my dog
And then again at BEEF WELLINGTON
I was about to start crying from a sudden bout of depression and I just...I sat down on my bed, saw you two do that phone bit...and I started laughing. Thank you both.
Homie literally just asked “how ya doing” as if it’s another day in paradise 😂😅
you know it's real when the camera isn't just sitting on someone's lap perfectly still while there's nobody around to notice them embarrassing themselves
I love you guys. I’m leaving for college soon and I’m anxious af but your videos always help me feel better. You and Ethan already know the results of the gay test so just get married so y’all can stream forever together
I love the energy you guys put into this video compared to the other ones 😭 get off the steps hit different I expect a full version in the new album 😭
17:15 They should call the song "Steps to heaven".
I love how they take almost 45 seconds to make a song out of karen screaming
The get off the steps now lady actually yelled call 911 now and skrillex sampled it in a song😂
6:56 girl acting like she owns the place 😂
Ending of this video was great 😂
7:17 she tried to perform the fnaf jumpscare
0:27 me showing the Chernobyl workers my Time Machine ( I tell them what is about to happen in exactly 4.7 minutes)
0:27 me with my Time Machine showing cavemen my Glock
4:40 Indian dudes on Omegle be like
-0:27 my therapist trying to get rid of my telephobia the hard way
"How you doin??" Priceless mann 😂😂
I loved that Elden Ring reference with the moonveil! Friggin awesome!
Luv the vids soup, keep it up
"They should start scissoring" class A content good sir
9:43 you gotta make the call
get killed by idiots behind the wheel
or get harassed by idiots on the sidewalk
ill just take a Big Lead Chew and call it quits at that point
I love the new outro song please keep it this way lol 😂
Like that one brother said much love from wisconsin soup everytime you post i sit for about 3 minutes making soup noises and watch your videos
11:00 R2 D2 at a slaughter house
One of the best yet!!! GET OF THE STEPS NOW😤😤
2:30 it’s rare to see a turf war in the wild
Correction the first two videos are Karen’s v Karen’s
4:41 sounds like 2 drunk men got a hold of the mics in air traffic control
🤣
Definitely the most hammered we've see soupy man
CHANGE MY MIND… ILL WAIT
NO WAY NOT POSSIBLE THIS IS PURE COMEDIC GENIS THE END THERE WITH ETHAN AND SOUP I WAS CRYING😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Cannot get over how these two just feel like freinds having a good night and not somone working
2:15 nicotine break
14:00 she's mad he's walking away with her dinner
I'm going to hell
I'm loving these drops by the last karen
5:36 GUATEMALA
GUATEMALA
@@Kennyisnotdead2283YEAH GUATEMALA☝️☝️
Banger in the video, “get off the steps” good shit guys
The way that guy said "ima put it on facebook right now." It almost sounded like the doo XD
The beginning of these videos are always the funniest😭💀
Ecclesiastes 10:12 12 Words from the mouth of the wise are gracious, but fools are consumed by their own lips.
9:30, they act like Facebook is the only platform
"Dance for meh"......"I'm sending that to corporate" that killed me more than it should have xD
I think the only Karen I ever encountered was someone when I was like twelve and at a roller skating rink. Their child was skating like an idiot, ran right into me and rather than just bowling them over I went " Whoa buddy! " and caught them rather than just clotheslining them like most pre-teens would have at that place. His mother begins screeching I grabbed her child and nearly pushed him down. Her child keeps trying to go " Mom, he caught me! I ran into him! " and she keeps telling him " HUSH! MOMMY IS HANDLING IT! " - and I don't know what she was expecting... but she eventually is like " I'M GONNA GET YOU THROWN OUT OF HERE! I KNOW THE OWNERS! " I go " Oh, really? " I pause and go " MR. J-R! CAN YOU COME OVER HERE!? SHE SAYS SHE KNOWS YOU AND THINKS I SHOULD BE THROWN OUT FOR CATCHING HER KID WHEN HE RAN INTO ME! " J.R comes over and he just looks annoyed as all Hell. She gives her spiel to him. He has that blank look of someone that knows you're bullshitting them, then looks to me. " Well, what actually happened? " Both the kid and I tell the truth. Kid was named Mason. Little guy was a baller. The mother? Psycho. Mason I taught how to turn on his roller skates and how to balance better. By the end of that night he was already cutting complete laps around the rink and passing other kids with me cheering him on. Kid was a natural when taught right. But that woman? She got told " You can take your kid and leave, or you can go sit outside in your car. You are not going to attack children and teens in my establishment. I personally know that kid and he works here part time for free food occasionally as a floor guard. He's one of the reasons they busted the meth dealer in the back corner of the rink and you're trying to get me to throw out one of our most valuable kids. He skates here for free, eats for free and helps with work. You're crazy if you think I believe he's causing trouble where he comes to help out all the time. "
She was pissed. Actually tried opening a lawsuit. She ended up having to pay out for the rink's legal fees because this bitch actually took it up to the courts and it got thrown out almost immediately when her child took to the stand and said " ... No, I wasn't hit by anyone. I fell onto a guy that caught me and taught me how to skate better that night. "
Absolute bruh moment
The last guys literally me "how's it going" lol lmfao
Bro the last guy is so nice 🤣 "How ya doin?"
There is a TikTok chanel, metal breakdowns to mental breakdowns
16:17 I'll take that charge
I like whenever this one woman yells they both just burst into "Bury The Light"
14:09 If somebody kicked my dog, they're gonna get sent to the hospital.
*instrumental*
*Karen vocals*
* heavy lick on the guitar followed by deafening silence*
" How you doing?" - Chad stranger
*sickest music of all time resumes*
“How are you doing” 😂
Good video to watch while I'm high asf in the kitchen at 2 am making cheese rollups
14:25 she was getting hungry thats all
“Get off the steps now!!!” 🤣🤣
15:13 I live there in spokane wa, pull up yo
There is so much wrong with soups Harry Potter reference. I was dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the one part of the stream I missed. YEAH BABY
Ethan saying "𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖋 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖙𝖔𝖓" got me for no reason 💀
I feel like I’m just drinking with my buds love these reactions
soup really the best UA-camr out there
i loving the ending lol nice karen jam
“Get out of my face” as she had all the room in the world to walk away lmao
cant wait for the full edit of "Get off the steps now" lol
The “THATS A LIE” hit different
“I’m sending that to corporate” lmaoo
That dog is like “come on not the Lufkin”
17:20 this is what the special ed class is like at my old highschool
Thank you for showing my state some love. Made me want cheese curds
What a nice father and son bonding moment
That was the sickest breakdown
I love this stuff man, keep it up
can we talk about the improvised beatboxing that was in time with each other? these dudes are fuckin' awesome.
the segment of the partial step song fire.....hahahah
14:09 shes a hungry one, she dont give up too see food get food
16:51 unrelated but ive been to that exact place in san francisco
"Dude hit my dog and I'm body slamming you" lol
13:58 ngl I kinda agree with her painting arrows on the side walk for walking in one direction coz covid is crazy like what just coz your following an arrow your safe from covid
9:37 is it just me or just that sound like thedooo
That lady with the ice cream story is too good. I woulda been counting the shit outta my big ass tip.
New Slackjaw single: Get off the Steps NOW!
Thanks for talking up my state! Much love from wisco!