Jack, since you asked why you guys are allowed to compete in Eurovision: from my understanding, Australia at some point became an associated member of the EBU (European Broadcasting Union) because Eurovision was so popular there. Because of this and because of the huge number of Australian fans, Australia eventually got invited as a guest performer. However, while this was intended as a onetime thing, they were just kind of allowed to stick around, because people liked it a lot. So in short: you guys get to compete, because we like you and want you to party with us (In case I got any details wrong, forgive me, these are just the broad strokes how I remember them off the top of my head, so take it with a grain of salt)
Meanwhile they let America participate one (1) single time, and apparently we were SO heinous that not only are we banned for all eternity from participating (as a contestant OR voting) ever again, we're not even allowed to _watch_ Eurovision live ever again. American IP addresses are banned for the duration of the event, European VPN providers are ordered to temporarily block American users, any restreamers get their accounts copyright-struck out of existence (the kind of strikes that cost you _your entire Google Account_ and not just your youtube account)... They'd stop us from knowing about Eurovision even _happening_ if they could, at least until a month after it happens...
@@unfortunatedisgrace246 Most countries try to not win due to the cost. Except Sweden who take ESC as religion and will fight to the death if anyone says anything bad about it.
Peta would definitely not have nursed a spider missing 6 legs back to health if it was donated to their shelter, definitely would have "put it out of its misery"
Fun fact: the fact that Australia invented Wi-Fi is exactly why theirs is worse. The countries that had certain infrastructures a long time ago generally haven’t updated them fully but countries that put things like internet in more recently are likely to have installed a more modern version to start with. I live in the uk but I’m in a poorer area and we cannot get good internet that doesn’t constantly drop out or has even the basic kind of speeds you need for anything these days, because apparently no company wants to spend money to upgrade the cables etc in an area where people generally can’t afford to pay for the more expensive internet packages. We don’t have fibre internet so it still comes down really old telephone wires, so outdated and worn out that they can’t even give us a clear phone line (old fashioned landlines), so they really struggle with the internet! We had technicians out several times in the last year and (not that I know anything about it all so I’m just repeating what they said) they told us the boxes near us were a mess and they literally couldn’t find a well functioning cable in there. Even people who live not that far from us have way better internet because they have fibre cables so it’s been a really good demonstration for us of how much difference the age of the equipment makes to the quality of service you can get
I've heard Australia liked eurovision so fucking much they asked if they could participate. And they were accepted. They're so committed they livestream the show even at an odd hour they like it so much.
we Indeed watch it live at ungodly hours (5am in Melbourne/Sydney & 3am in Perth) I am also one of the people who the watches the prime time broadcast in the evening that usually goes till at least midnight.
As an Australian I was fully prepared to watch eurovision at 5AM in the morning However during Eurovision season I was in the Philippines on a holiday I still watched it. 3AM. Eurovision forever
As a person who lives in Southern US it's like watching a video of memes about a deranged cousin that you wouldn't want to live with but you'd love to smoke pot with and drink a jar of "mountain dew" with while you listen to their stories about their torrid battles with spiders and "the roos."
The PRC went to war with sparrows, and they were successful. Then because of the disruption of the food chain millions died in a famine. Perhaps the Aussies dodged a bullet there.
But my army DIDN'T lose to Emus. Regardless of Canada's military having no shot against the Emus... You Australians are the only ones who took the L :)
4:48 To be fair Liechtenstein has such a good internet because it is so small and has so much wealth. One thing to know about the German speaking region: Switzerland is like Germany but more extreme, Liechtenstein is like Switzerland but more extreme and Austria is... a middle layer between Switzerland and Germany. In the sense of it's like Germany but tries to copy Switzerland. (We have the SBB, they have the ÖBB etc.)
As a Kiwi, I just feel like I need to remind the Aussies that you don't need to go to Bunnings before a cricket match. (Except to pick up some sausages from the fundraiser outside, those are usually pretty good.)
@@willpyle Yes, we _really_ take pride in our native flora and fauna (especially the birds). To clarify how much we like our wildlife, it made national news for a while that Miami Zoo was mistreating their Kiwi, and basically everyone got angry about it.
@@simonteesdale9752 Oh, neat. I didn’t actually know that kiwis were native to New Zealand. And I would be mad about a zoo mistreating their animals too.
"R U OK" in Germany would net you a conversation of about half an hour and detailed knowledge of the problems of your conversational partner. Don't ask if you don't wanna know the answer.
good god, I just got flashbacks to the time I was over at my uncle's house and my grandmother called him up in the middle of dinner to discuss her throat polyps on speakerphone for half an hour
4:07 for those who don’t know: our main telco providers (Telstra, Optus) have only limited data plans instead of unlimited data plans for prepaid and month to month phone plans (the most common form of phone plans) and because some towns are not using 5g we have to use 4g which is slower and uses more data than 5g so when we actually panic about it because we pay more money for less data here
I love the emkay videos where the chosen narrator basically get to represent: Jack for Australia (especially Australian nature videos/memes), Lexi for tech, and Robin for basically anything that urks the average American
*True Story* Back in I think '04 in the Auran Trains IRC chat room we met this guy living in Aus who used to live in England. He was wanting to do game review videos but wanted some input on how to go about it and we came up with a plan. He didn't even have his own computer capable of recording stuff. Telstra bandwidth costs were the SERIOUS consideration. Avoiding pauses of any kind for time and to keep from losing the attention of a gamer, simple color count and representation that was highly compression friendly so people could still see what it was at 240p if need be. Loud banging music to let the viewer know the vid had finished queuing and also at the end to let people know it was over. This meant that he could also cut out shapes for characters and things, print out anything he really needed and stop-motion record his first review video to shop it around. Zero Punctuation was born! The ultimate Telstra meme!
Within the 12 months of australia this is what I’ve seen: 12 magpies swooping 11 pluvers barbing 10 places I’ve been sunburnt 9 cockroaches 8 spiders 7 freaking rats 6 foot long snake 5 inch big huntsmen 4 dead possums 3 bomb threats at school 2 power outages And a drunk guy yelling at me
We definitely need more of these Australian memes 😂. I think it’s awesome that there is a subreddit about our country. I love being an Aussie. Please make more of these meme videos about Australia mate 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
"Australia invented Wi-Fi" {Angry Dutch and American noises can be heard} Both John Hayes (Australia) and Cees Links (the Netherlands) are credited with patents that are used in WiFi technology. It was very much a colaboration. It seems to be a controversial topic. Fact remains that Hayes is called "the father of WiFi but he did so while working for the NCR Corporation, an American Company based in the Netherlands.
“It’s like naming a stingray conservation center after Steve Irwin” I mean…. if anything I think he’d love that…… (Apparently when it happened he was saying not to blame the stingray and I guarantee if he saw the fearmongering so many “top 10 scariest marine animals” lists and shit do about stingrays because of his death he’d be very sad and horrified)
Besides, punishing an entire genus for the actions of one stingray is honestly weird. The stingray that actually killed him is probably long gone anyway, statistically.
Scomo was the prime minister who left the country with his family while the country was burning down end of 2019-2020 bush fires and was out of the country when the varus started kicking off and assaulted someone who had lost everything they have ever owned
1:38 - we fought ONE battle on Australian land in Cowra, NSW when some POWs escaped. Lived there for 8 years and it isn’t really that big a deal to residents.
I was feeling very depressed and crap, tho watching this video helped drag me out of it. Thanks for all that you do, EmKay!! Have a wonderful day to you all!
The definitive list of Aussie heartbreak had me hurting more and more as the list went down. That last one especially as I've had to do it already 3 times today!
17:50 Andy Griffifths definitely. Mostly because I don’t know who Paul Jennings is, and partly because my younger brother once had a copy of _The 39-Story Treehouse_ and I read it and relished every word.
Just FYI, Japan did actually bomb Darwin, they basically leveled it in a three-wave bombing run, sunk several ships and annihilated the runway. Seems most people have no idea that happened.
2:58 ...Even though New Zealand's flag began use before Australia's and the fact that they both use the same British Ensign as many other countries and colonies.
That's how most Australians work with slang 10% basic slang like 'mate' and 'maccas' 10% slang we didn't realise was Aussie like 'winge' and 'sook' Then 80% thick Australian accents and slang that only 5% of the nation understands
Maybe they should have a look at what Thomas Mayo wants. Hate to say it but he wants all land Aboriginals have to be HIS and only HIS, not a fair voice at all. (Aboriginal had it on a sign walking past)
15:47 I think I've been watching too many Lexi videos, because my first throught was "holy freak show that is the spiciest pillow to ever pillow". It's even the right color!
24:11 okay about this one. My chem teacher said that it was a very very radioactive element that was contained inside of the capsule so don't mind us if we getting all panicky about it. They had to drive a truck down that road to just scan the roads that it passes
Christ, Jack got more and more Australian by the MINUTE on this one.
Jack, the Australian snack that smiles back
He, and ONLY he should do this.
Fuck yeah
Jack is American so I don't know what you mean. Clearly that's an American trying to act Australian.
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon yea… totally…
Nice to see that Jack is narrating this subreddit, but imagine how funny it'd be if Robin or Lexi was doing it.
We need that
Robin would be so confused
@@caledonianrailway1233 Which is exactly why he should be chosen to narrate it.
Okay, now imagine, Jack gets to watch along, reaction video style, but he has no way of informing them
Jack, since you asked why you guys are allowed to compete in Eurovision: from my understanding, Australia at some point became an associated member of the EBU (European Broadcasting Union) because Eurovision was so popular there. Because of this and because of the huge number of Australian fans, Australia eventually got invited as a guest performer. However, while this was intended as a onetime thing, they were just kind of allowed to stick around, because people liked it a lot.
So in short: you guys get to compete, because we like you and want you to party with us
(In case I got any details wrong, forgive me, these are just the broad strokes how I remember them off the top of my head, so take it with a grain of salt)
Australia understands how to succeed at Eurovision better then a handful of actual European countries.
@@imarobotking fun fact. germany is actively trying not to win nowadays because it's too expensive to host the show.
Meanwhile they let America participate one (1) single time, and apparently we were SO heinous that not only are we banned for all eternity from participating (as a contestant OR voting) ever again, we're not even allowed to _watch_ Eurovision live ever again. American IP addresses are banned for the duration of the event, European VPN providers are ordered to temporarily block American users, any restreamers get their accounts copyright-struck out of existence (the kind of strikes that cost you _your entire Google Account_ and not just your youtube account)... They'd stop us from knowing about Eurovision even _happening_ if they could, at least until a month after it happens...
@@unfortunatedisgrace246yeah imo I think the best place to get is second, proof of skill but not footing the bill
@@unfortunatedisgrace246 Most countries try to not win due to the cost. Except Sweden who take ESC as religion and will fight to the death if anyone says anything bad about it.
And now we see the fully powered up Jack in his natural habitat
When Jack started shit talking Brisbane, one quote went through my mind.
“Never before... have i been so offended... by something I 100% agree with.”
🔔
Real tho (go broncos)
With how Jack acts, this is going to be like taking a look at an entirely different world... _I'm _*_100% invested._*
🦢
Peta would definitely not have nursed a spider missing 6 legs back to health if it was donated to their shelter, definitely would have "put it out of its misery"
I'm surprised they were ok with her feeding it cockroaches. Surely they would have insisted on tofu.
the passion in jack's voice when reading memes for his own country is just perfect
Why, hello there
Fun fact: the fact that Australia invented Wi-Fi is exactly why theirs is worse. The countries that had certain infrastructures a long time ago generally haven’t updated them fully but countries that put things like internet in more recently are likely to have installed a more modern version to start with.
I live in the uk but I’m in a poorer area and we cannot get good internet that doesn’t constantly drop out or has even the basic kind of speeds you need for anything these days, because apparently no company wants to spend money to upgrade the cables etc in an area where people generally can’t afford to pay for the more expensive internet packages.
We don’t have fibre internet so it still comes down really old telephone wires, so outdated and worn out that they can’t even give us a clear phone line (old fashioned landlines), so they really struggle with the internet! We had technicians out several times in the last year and (not that I know anything about it all so I’m just repeating what they said) they told us the boxes near us were a mess and they literally couldn’t find a well functioning cable in there.
Even people who live not that far from us have way better internet because they have fibre cables so it’s been a really good demonstration for us of how much difference the age of the equipment makes to the quality of service you can get
I've heard Australia liked eurovision so fucking much they asked if they could participate. And they were accepted. They're so committed they livestream the show even at an odd hour they like it so much.
Indeed we do
we Indeed watch it live at ungodly hours (5am in Melbourne/Sydney & 3am in Perth) I am also one of the people who the watches the prime time broadcast in the evening that usually goes till at least midnight.
I'll be honest, Eurovision having a UA-cam channel was a life saver for me, I wasn't able to get my ass out of bed early enough this year.
As an Australian I was fully prepared to watch eurovision at 5AM in the morning
However during Eurovision season I was in the Philippines on a holiday
I still watched it. 3AM. Eurovision forever
As an Australian I can confirm that these Australian memes are indeed Australian
Do you have any proof? This proof can be a passport or a reference to Australian media.
Edit: typo
yes
as an australian i can confirm this reply is indeed australian
@@whaleman5844 as an Australian this reply of this comment is Australian
I call bollocks! You didn't say "mate"!
As a person who lives in Southern US it's like watching a video of memes about a deranged cousin that you wouldn't want to live with but you'd love to smoke pot with and drink a jar of "mountain dew" with while you listen to their stories about their torrid battles with spiders and "the roos."
Pretty much, yeah
To be fair that’s what I think about the US
@@Delmworks lol
Genuinely appreciate Jack's insider context for this video! This was a very fun intro to Australia's pop culture and socioeconomic problems.
People who make fun of Australians for losing to Emus don't understand their country's army would also lose to anything in Australia.
Birds freak me out so I believe you.
The PRC went to war with sparrows, and they were successful. Then because of the disruption of the food chain millions died in a famine. Perhaps the Aussies dodged a bullet there.
But my army DIDN'T lose to Emus. Regardless of Canada's military having no shot against the Emus... You Australians are the only ones who took the L :)
What if the emus start shooting down US boats? Not much I can think of after this so I'll just accept it if this isn't even enough.
Send one cassowary to a u.s. naval base and we'll apologize profusely before accepting our deaths.
Imagine if emkay does memes or just some Reddit for every country
New Zealand memes
4 kamikaze 2 mohito hirro dzieci i młodzieży fggg16vy y yyyyyyyyyycyvyyy ty yyy yyyyyyyyyycyvyyy yyyyyyyvyyyyy yyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y
if i get hired and there's an r/tunisia (my home country) i will be nagging them a year after getting hired about doing it
Does South Africa have one?
@@uwotm8yep922the heck?
4:48 To be fair Liechtenstein has such a good internet because it is so small and has so much wealth.
One thing to know about the German speaking region: Switzerland is like Germany but more extreme, Liechtenstein is like Switzerland but more extreme and Austria is... a middle layer between Switzerland and Germany. In the sense of it's like Germany but tries to copy Switzerland. (We have the SBB, they have the ÖBB etc.)
As a Kiwi, I just feel like I need to remind the Aussies that you don't need to go to Bunnings before a cricket match. (Except to pick up some sausages from the fundraiser outside, those are usually pretty good.)
I must know, why are you New Zealanders called Kiwis? Do you just really like the fruit and the bird that much?
@@willpyle Yes, we _really_ take pride in our native flora and fauna (especially the birds).
To clarify how much we like our wildlife, it made national news for a while that Miami Zoo was mistreating their Kiwi, and basically everyone got angry about it.
@@simonteesdale9752 Oh, neat. I didn’t actually know that kiwis were native to New Zealand. And I would be mad about a zoo mistreating their animals too.
😂 Steve Smith and David Warner did. Sandpaper maaaaate won't be caught maaaaate
"R U OK" in Germany would net you a conversation of about half an hour and detailed knowledge of the problems of your conversational partner.
Don't ask if you don't wanna know the answer.
good god, I just got flashbacks to the time I was over at my uncle's house and my grandmother called him up in the middle of dinner to discuss her throat polyps on speakerphone for half an hour
For any non-Australians thinking the Sco-Mo and Prime Minister jokes are jokes: they're not. That's exactly what happened.
Jack singing bits
1:49
2:16
2:48
12:33
20:08
22:00
6:47 “you freak of Australian nature” that is big considering the spiders
4:07 for those who don’t know: our main telco providers (Telstra, Optus) have only limited data plans instead of unlimited data plans for prepaid and month to month phone plans (the most common form of phone plans) and because some towns are not using 5g we have to use 4g which is slower and uses more data than 5g so when we actually panic about it because we pay more money for less data here
australia: makes plastic money
canada: adopts it
society: omaygot canada's money is waterproof
I love the emkay videos where the chosen narrator basically get to represent: Jack for Australia (especially Australian nature videos/memes), Lexi for tech, and Robin for basically anything that urks the average American
I love how you borrowed Jimmy Rees' "Shut up Tazmania!" line. 🤣 All you're missing is the 🎤
*True Story* Back in I think '04 in the Auran Trains IRC chat room we met this guy living in Aus who used to live in England. He was wanting to do game review videos but wanted some input on how to go about it and we came up with a plan. He didn't even have his own computer capable of recording stuff.
Telstra bandwidth costs were the SERIOUS consideration. Avoiding pauses of any kind for time and to keep from losing the attention of a gamer, simple color count and representation that was highly compression friendly so people could still see what it was at 240p if need be. Loud banging music to let the viewer know the vid had finished queuing and also at the end to let people know it was over. This meant that he could also cut out shapes for characters and things, print out anything he really needed and stop-motion record his first review video to shop it around.
Zero Punctuation was born! The ultimate Telstra meme!
Within the 12 months of australia this is what I’ve seen:
12 magpies swooping
11 pluvers barbing
10 places I’ve been sunburnt
9 cockroaches
8 spiders
7 freaking rats
6 foot long snake
5 inch big huntsmen
4 dead possums
3 bomb threats at school
2 power outages
And a drunk guy yelling at me
Jack reading the hangul correctly CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.
We definitely need more of these Australian memes 😂. I think it’s awesome that there is a subreddit about our country. I love being an Aussie. Please make more of these meme videos about Australia mate 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Man. Australia truly is like South Africa's lost sibling
16:50 I can't believe that they forgot "WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?"
Jack just slowly getting more Australian as the video goes on
1:06 THAT'S THE "I'm just waitin for a mate" GUY LMAO
"Australia invented Wi-Fi" {Angry Dutch and American noises can be heard}
Both John Hayes (Australia) and Cees Links (the Netherlands) are credited with patents that are used in WiFi technology. It was very much a colaboration. It seems to be a controversial topic. Fact remains that Hayes is called "the father of WiFi but he did so while working for the NCR Corporation, an American Company based in the Netherlands.
“It’s like naming a stingray conservation center after Steve Irwin”
I mean…. if anything I think he’d love that……
(Apparently when it happened he was saying not to blame the stingray and I guarantee if he saw the fearmongering so many “top 10 scariest marine animals” lists and shit do about stingrays because of his death he’d be very sad and horrified)
Apparently Steve had the bone pointing ceremony because a sacred area to the native owners in Cape York was filmed
Besides, punishing an entire genus for the actions of one stingray is honestly weird. The stingray that actually killed him is probably long gone anyway, statistically.
We DEFINITELY need more of this sub on emkay in the future
I'm surprised Jack and Slazo, the man himself, didn't collaborate on this one.
7:33 That German was PERFECT
If you only hear that clip it sounds like a German is speaking
This may very well be the most educational Emkay video so far
God the Starbucks thing is so true lmao, went to a mall the other day, NOBODY was getting coffee from them but the cafe next to it was full lmao
I do really enjoy learning about Aussie culture as an American.
the best things we have done are 1. Heath Ledger 2. uh, superwog? thinking about this made me realize we don't do much
HOGS BREATH, I FORGOT ABOUT HOGS BREATH UNTIL I GOT THERE WHY ARE ALL THE WA ONES SHUT DOWN IM SEETHING
We also have Hugo Weaving and Priscilla
I have no idea who Scott Morrison is, but the boneless party pleaser meme nearly floored me.
The previous prime minister.
He was the comprise candidate. So literally no ones first choice for PM.
Scomo was the prime minister who left the country with his family while the country was burning down end of 2019-2020 bush fires and was out of the country when the varus started kicking off and assaulted someone who had lost everything they have ever owned
1:38 - we fought ONE battle on Australian land in Cowra, NSW when some POWs escaped. Lived there for 8 years and it isn’t really that big a deal to residents.
wow im actually on time im so proud of myself for not being 2 years late!
Ah I remember having to learn the recorder for no reason. It was the weirdest thing never.
I was expecting this entire video to be upside down ngl
as someone who lives cross the ditch, these memes are valid
Yep this subreddit is perfect for Jacc the Snacc
The new best
Subreddit on this channel
1:40 you're furthest away from most of the countrys.
To be fair, I'm pretty sure Steve Irwin would be ECSTATIC at a sting ray conservation.
Antarctica next
Continental memes have to exist maybe
This subreddit is perfect for Jack this will be fun. :D
I was feeling very depressed and crap, tho watching this video helped drag me out of it. Thanks for all that you do, EmKay!! Have a wonderful day to you all!
Australian sightseeing is trying not to die.
australia just became more hell bc this year, it was fucking 35 degrees, in august. WINTER, 35 DEGREES!!!!!!
The definitive list of Aussie heartbreak had me hurting more and more as the list went down. That last one especially as I've had to do it already 3 times today!
1:07 I'M JUST WAITING FOR A MATE.
WHY did Jack sing "stop your f*cking whining" to the tune of Sunsetter from Homestuck
I will note, as a car guy, I will cheer on your car culture. Rest in piece Falcon.
Jack was... useful and informative??? What a rare occasion, I like it.
For a second I thought it meant autistic memes 😭
Sorry fellow aspie
Not today
same
@@seantaggart7382 haha yeah
@@alikaisdead ayy I'm also aroace
@@sowrgummiwrmz nice
2:49
As an Australian from the true blue city of Mandurah (WA) I can confirm all of this
P.s. I wrote this while fighting a kangaroo on my farm
17:50
Andy Griffifths definitely. Mostly because I don’t know who Paul Jennings is, and partly because my younger brother once had a copy of _The 39-Story Treehouse_ and I read it and relished every word.
I am from the US. And pretty much everyone I know thinks Starbucks is burnt piss water. I wouldn’t drink their filth either.
Just FYI, Japan did actually bomb Darwin, they basically leveled it in a three-wave bombing run, sunk several ships and annihilated the runway. Seems most people have no idea that happened.
Being from Australia this relates to me so freaking much!
14:59 Jack must think he's Jimmy Rees
I feel Americans think we Australians eat Vegemite by the spoonful, 😂 like bro it not nuttella
6:28 To be fair; irwin would probably like that.
3:22 i must be living in a golden era! My local bakery does the saucing for free
6:38 Ummmm....Jack.....I call them fritters
15:05 no, spring is definitely bipolar in Victoria, it can go from raining to sunny to hailing in the span on 5 minutes
I'm not even Australian and I experienced some of the exact same things.
Mainly the government corruption
2:58 ...Even though New Zealand's flag began use before Australia's and the fact that they both use the same British Ensign as many other countries and colonies.
9:34, as à Brisbane I can confirm that we want to be big and people don’t know how to merge, and that is why there is traffic.
as an australian, i am in pain
I like how on the list capitals hobart got missed
in Canada we get the Friday or the Monday off if any public holiday falls on a weekend
Appreciate how EmKay puts out two videos per day
I feel I now grasp at least 10 percent of what the essence of Australia is like.
I'm glad I'm here to see all in it's purest form. :)
That's how most Australians work with slang
10% basic slang like 'mate' and 'maccas'
10% slang we didn't realise was Aussie like 'winge' and 'sook'
Then 80% thick Australian accents and slang that only 5% of the nation understands
as a canadian this is fascinating
"Go isolate yourself in perth"
Stealing that mate
We need more of this, it’s just gold
17:38 Australians in tf2 comics:
our priminister shat himself
Half of r/Australia is complaining about/making fun of Mr. ScoMo
Very entertaining!
Maybe they should have a look at what Thomas Mayo wants. Hate to say it but he wants all land Aboriginals have to be HIS and only HIS, not a fair voice at all.
(Aboriginal had it on a sign walking past)
4:37 I will now be referring to every inventor as the "baby daddy" of their invention.
as a Victorian the seasons meme just hurts me. Also it is so funking cold rn down here
This must be how Robin felt when narrating r/GoCommitDie
That a subreddit?
15:47 I think I've been watching too many Lexi videos, because my first throught was "holy freak show that is the spiciest pillow to ever pillow". It's even the right color!
“I’m filming in your estate, and I want you to be the first to know, I fucked in both your guest houses”. -FriendlyJordies
Gotta appreciate the absolutely useless censoring of the word "CUNT" at 11:35
24:11 okay about this one. My chem teacher said that it was a very very radioactive element that was contained inside of the capsule so don't mind us if we getting all panicky about it. They had to drive a truck down that road to just scan the roads that it passes
11:00 its alright jack
CORRUPT BUDDIES
*this is fine*
2:40 “IVE BEEN DOXXED”
Oh nice mate didn’t realise that us Aussies have a meme subreddit now lol.
Finally Jack's natural habitat Australia memes.
Also JOD how does Jack scare you? I need to know please JOD hear my prayers
3:36 as someone who was born on anzac day I assure you this is hell when it lands on a weekend because I don't skip a day off school