@@TigerPrawn_ I mean some girl played a princess who killed a bear an old man and kidnapped a kid and thought it was bad she wore a wig so not all characters.
For me it’s anxiety and a conscience. If I didn’t care like way too much about every single person around me, this is 100% the sort of nonsense I would devolve into. Don’t get me wrong. I’m still A LOT, but at least I’m nice about it 😅
When he said, "And you can send over a spin dip. That's short for spinach dip - I'm industry." I made a sound of disgust that I honestly didn't know my body could make.
I know this guy. I can’t put my finger on it but I swear I’ve met this guy like ten different times. (I used to live in Orange County in Southern California-read: white people country)
I used to have a friend like this as a child. She was great, actually - whenever anyone invited her to birthday parties, she'd be such an absolute NIGHTMARE to their parents that she'd make the birthday child look like an absolute angel in comparison. It always made our parents easier on us in the aftermath, which was honestly an amazing birthday present! There was always an inevitable point where she'd announce that "This is the WORST birthday party I've EVER been to!" It became kind of a meme among my group of friends - we'd always guess how long it would take to her to get to that stage, and what would be the thing that would trigger her (once it was because she was jealous of another girl's heelies, another time she literally stormed out of the party because a friend told her that her breath smelt of alcohol (we were twelve at the time)). Last I heard, my former friend got scarily good grades at school and somehow got into Oxford University. I'm not even kidding. Now I'm kind of terrified she's going to become a politician or something - someone with actual power, probably just in time for the aftermath of Brexit. Just what Britain needs!
I'll be honest - if your former friend was sitting in the House of Commons and causing drama, I would never miss a single week of PMQs. "This is the WORST political party I have EVER been a part of!" And so on.
It’s always fun seeing this type of person among another group of people when you’re out by yourself. Like being a spectator of the conversation when they’re talking with people standing in line with them, at Disney World of course.
I think if I could get him to stop being mean to workers, he could be a fun hang Edit: the 9/11 thing is a lot too, but I think I could read that as irony if I worked at it
I can’t believe how much I embody this. I didn’t even know I was annoying until just now. Damn it’s been a hard day. Anyway I probably am going to sue, but I’m definitely going to live stream the court room stich.
this guy is the reason i have no self confidence. not in that they insulted me, more in the sense that it's a survival mechanism to stop me becoming this guy
YEES! I actually thought he was going to be a gay character, didn't except him to be straight. But yeah, totally him, even the voices of the actors are similar lmao
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this isn’t even a monologue, this is a real conversation happening in this guy’s head
This was DEFINITELY based on someone.
Aren't all characters?
me amplified
@@TigerPrawn_ I mean some girl played a princess who killed a bear an old man and kidnapped a kid and thought it was bad she wore a wig so not all characters.
it was me
I sincerely hope not
Oh hey, it's The Barking Glass's secret identity
OMG I think you're on to something!!
This is The Barking Glass’ twin or smth.
when the glass barks
Yeeeessss!!!!!!!!!!
i literally just finished watching that lmao
This gives “I hate him only because he has the same name as me AND IM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN HAVE THAT NAME” vibes
This whole thing swings between big straight and big gay energy until like 2 minutes in where it goes FULL GAY
and i am here for it
Same
If I showed this to my friends I get the feeling based off of your comment that they'll say I'm this guy. And I enjoy it.
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After 4:10 it gets such a Karen energy kkkkkk
True
This is what the average American is like to British people.
They must not know many Americans
cx45830 omg 😂
This is the intensity they seem like :D
This is the average Brit to American people
@@arib6495 No it isn't, dude.
“She doesn’t get over here in 2 minutes I’m gonna go right to the bar.”
I felt him say that
the only thing holding me back from being this person is anxiety
Same but my anxiety only kicks in after the interaction💀
For me it’s anxiety and a conscience. If I didn’t care like way too much about every single person around me, this is 100% the sort of nonsense I would devolve into. Don’t get me wrong. I’m still A LOT, but at least I’m nice about it 😅
good
The irony is the only thing making me exactly this person is anxiety.
good. stay anxious
I'm scared that I'm this friend now
I think we are this friend 🤷♀️
If you don’t have this friend, you ARE this friend.
@yes ...you sure? Someone can be very extra while wishing that they weren't as much? *cough* myself included?
@yes Yeah it really depends lol
Hnnnggggg y e s, gotta go overanalyze all my behavior now thanks
When he said, "And you can send over a spin dip. That's short for spinach dip - I'm industry." I made a sound of disgust that I honestly didn't know my body could make.
is this what theatre kids grow up to be?
If we're lucky
As a theater kid I'm afraid ofvthis future but knowing oldee theater kids it is an inevitability. This man just screams Mark
This is what the ones who aren't nice or interesting people become
I love that this cursed comment has 666 likes
ye
Growing up in a cozy, suburban, middle class setting must really do a number on your psyche if yall can relate this much.
Bone Lad fuckin oath I was s u f f e r i n g watching this
Bone Lad I grew up in one of those but I turned out to be the opposite 😂😂
Shit, I grew up in poverty and I’m still an asshole
I don't relate but this isn't the worst thing I've ever seen
I know this guy. I can’t put my finger on it but I swear I’ve met this guy like ten different times. (I used to live in Orange County in Southern California-read: white people country)
The longer it's been since the election, the funnier "Bernie can still win" gets
it’s especially funny considering he’s currently the frontrunner by a massive margin
this is how bernie can still win (the 2020 election)
Looped back around to being right it’s the long game
@@wohdinhel uh oh
So, I’ve got some bad news y’all. 😂
This gives off major Brandon Rogers energy
Bryn B EXACTLYYYY
Needs more violence.
If you close your eyes it sounds exactly like him 😂
His name is Matt Rogers. Are they related?
The leg slaps are the most realistic shit
ADHD Gay
YES!!!!
....gaydhd
@@maura2409 THANK YOU!
Yea that’s us
Jazz Etienne shit you caught me
Tiktok povs could NEVERRR
not enough time lol
I used to have a friend like this as a child. She was great, actually - whenever anyone invited her to birthday parties, she'd be such an absolute NIGHTMARE to their parents that she'd make the birthday child look like an absolute angel in comparison. It always made our parents easier on us in the aftermath, which was honestly an amazing birthday present!
There was always an inevitable point where she'd announce that "This is the WORST birthday party I've EVER been to!" It became kind of a meme among my group of friends - we'd always guess how long it would take to her to get to that stage, and what would be the thing that would trigger her (once it was because she was jealous of another girl's heelies, another time she literally stormed out of the party because a friend told her that her breath smelt of alcohol (we were twelve at the time)).
Last I heard, my former friend got scarily good grades at school and somehow got into Oxford University. I'm not even kidding. Now I'm kind of terrified she's going to become a politician or something - someone with actual power, probably just in time for the aftermath of Brexit. Just what Britain needs!
I'll be honest - if your former friend was sitting in the House of Commons and causing drama, I would never miss a single week of PMQs. "This is the WORST political party I have EVER been a part of!" And so on.
I have a friend like this and they are indeed a lot, but not in a way that makes you tired of them
R .R lol I’m like this but not in a bad way my man says it’s cute but I annoy myself sometimes lol I keep it real tho...n I love fall too🤣🤣
he does the forced-laugh-while-crying incredibly well god damn
He’s like a not *as* fucked up, gay college student version of Handsome Jack
I haven't borderlands'd in years but if u think handsome jack isnt already a gay college student u need to open ur eyes
Rhiannon Deegan handsome jack isn’t a creepypasta tho?
@@gaeriefire1385 I know but I've spent five days in purgatory unable to remember what the game with the rhy guy is called
Rhiannon Deegan borderlands
Rhiannon Deegan tales from the borderlands
I am five mid-life crises away from being this guy
how many are left?
@@tychoderkommentator2989 Like 3. But I think I'll hit them all by 2021 (;
@@teresablue2553 Good job on only 2 those past 7 months👍
Each crisis will occur during a showing of Hamilton.
@@teresablue2553how we feeling teresa
This is a case study in "Karen-ism", gender not withstanding-
"I have strong feelings about EVERYTHING!!!" (main protagonist, Pillars of eternity)
This is like the ultimate combo of my two best friends (one's a female, and one's a gay man). I love them, but I also often feel in danger.
"I love them, but I also often feel in danger"
*chuckles* I'm in danger
For me its a straight best friend and a girl, and they are dating, being their third wheel can be... a lot
I'm a food service employee and the part where he tells the manager what to do is too real.
I am feeling CALLED OUT (except the server thing)
Asher sameeeee
You must be a bunch of douchebags
Aiden Vinh fuck yeah I am lol
"...Have you ever seen steel melt like that?"
Holy shit I'm DYING.
All I can think about is Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Rec
Ah yes, the King of Bis.
this is what happens when a highschool theater kid doesn't leave their theater phase
When did my boyfriend's brother get filmed at Applebees? It's so spot on, my palms are sweating and I need a time out. 🤯
Being the person who is A LOT, this is just a huge call out. AND I LOVE IT
I can't believe he actually did it, he barked glass
Ain't this The Barking Glass?! Lmao. He's a cutie! Crazy as hell 😂
I keep coming back to this. "being around me is gonna be like this" has entered my lexicon
Ugh, I don't like me in public either
I HATE THAT THIS IS ME. DOWN TO THE LETTER.
You're not a lone I felt the need to tell you that
Same ngl (except I'm more polite to servers lmao)
Im shaking this is a personal attack
Y’all gay
Derek Zheng your point?
All of this guy's characters are HILARIOUS
It’s always fun seeing this type of person among another group of people when you’re out by yourself. Like being a spectator of the conversation when they’re talking with people standing in line with them, at Disney World of course.
I think if I could get him to stop being mean to workers, he could be a fun hang
Edit: the 9/11 thing is a lot too, but I think I could read that as irony if I worked at it
But 9/11 WAS an inside job
@@Andrew-qx8lh No, it wasn't.
It was an inside job tho
I am basically him without the strong Karen vibe
@@Takumi_Did_Nothing_Wrong well it started as an outside job, but it made its way inside in the end
*I am the friend who talks WAY more than any of my friends.*
The sheer volume of people in these comments who can relate makes me fear for the waiters of the world
If you don't know this person, you ARE this person
I can’t believe how much I embody this. I didn’t even know I was annoying until just now. Damn it’s been a hard day. Anyway I probably am going to sue, but I’m definitely going to live stream the court room stich.
Ok but this is me if I had confidence
Chara Violet so annoying
@@HamiltonIsLife yea
this guy is the reason i have no self confidence. not in that they insulted me, more in the sense that it's a survival mechanism to stop me becoming this guy
is this laganja estranga
FUCKING.YES.
This comment is making her feel very attacked
😭😭😭
This monologue was so great, that I was rolling my eyes the whole way through...
I got to the end of the video and then this man stood up and shouted and I was like, “The Barking Glass??”
This is DEF The Barking Glass.
I have a relative like that. I'm immigrating to get away from him.
Emigrating?
Fall is the best f*cking season
This was great
Well I COULD go to Disneyworld with him. At one point he is bound to get tired of waiting in the line to Magic Mountain and just yeet off somewhere.
This person is actually my entire friend group
I watched this knowing I’d see myself and I am not disappointed, well a little in myself
I didn’t realize until halfway through that I was being called out
why is this Forty in You
The accuracyyyyy 😵😂
LOL omg. I’m gonna miss forty 😭
I was waiting for him to call someone “old sport”
YEES! I actually thought he was going to be a gay character, didn't except him to be straight.
But yeah, totally him, even the voices of the actors are similar lmao
YES
Okay he didn’t have to call me out like this.
This is a spot on depiction of a guy I knew in college
This channel is gold.
As someone who is kind of a lot, I just feel relieved to be reminded that I'm not really too bad 😂
how did I get here? why do my cheeks hurt? I've been here for three hours.
I want a friend like this, unironically
John mulaney but unhinged and even gayer
HE'S MARRIED TO A LADY, MA'AM
@@absolutelynotarobot yeah but John Mulaney is a proud Asian American woman, so still gay then
Think back to that day... have you ever seen steel melt like that? I’m just saying.... *its interesting*
LMAOOO
I relate to this person on a different level.
Here’s how to know if this is you: if no one comes to mind without thinking about it first
I wish I had a friend like that
I want a friend like this honestly
This guy is my spirit animal💃🕺
I am in love with this human
I know this person. oh god why
Matt Rogers is too good
“You said the mets?”
“They’re a bad team”
Well now I'm exhausted.
You can’t tell me he’s not being Jay from Big Mouth
PLOT TWIST: It's Barking Glass in disguise.
i. i dont think ive ever felt this called out in my entire life
Why does EVERY theater company have that exact chair??????
5:05 There’s still hope in 2020!!!
I don't have that friend,
Oh, fuck does that mean that I'm that friend!!
Oh my god i just saw him on late night and i was like.. i know this dude. Why do i know this dude. Characters welcome produces legends!!!!!!!!!
Finally, a cross between Max Landis and Ben Schwartz
"I'm industry" 😂
fall is the best summer
Oh my god I'm THAT FRIEND oh nooooo
I know this guy.
9 months later...I still know this guy. He's related to me. Unfortunately.
@@healinggrounds19 damn bro
This hurts...
I am THAT friend. I AM that friend. I AM THAT FRIEND.
But he's right, autumn IS the best season
That last line made me look at the upload date
I looove people like that
Chaotic Jean Ralphio
I feel so attacked
Goddess bless this UA-cam channel
Wait, wait, *_I'm_* that friend!
“HAW HAW HAW HAW”
You know which laugh I’m talking about
Hes terrible but also i want to be best friends
I want to travel the world with him but he like only goes to Disney World and that's like a thing about him
i clicked on this knowing i would feel called out and i was not dissapointed