as someone who's never had any idea what i'm doing when it comes to filming youtube videos, it's always so reassuring when other creators are transparent about how we're all just figuring out the technical stuff as we go 😅 you got this teej!
Teej being back with actual amazing editing, tense zoom ins and camera angles, is something that I didn't know I wanted, but it was something that I needed.
@@houselemuellan8756 yeah! Jon did a solo show that's actually still on his channel, that basically is just a compilation of a bunch of his different skits, most of the skits actually started from the solo show that he eventually just made into solitary videos.
LMAO. This is all flawless acting, but my favorite part is how manic Teej's smile is after "But they can't hear you over the sound of thunder!" at 1:08. It comes off perfectly like he's trying to reassure the audience that this is just a silly spooky story he made up, but the wild way of baring his teeth makes him look fully deranged. XD Jon has THE BEST, nuanced crazed smiles I've ever seen.
i love the awkard pauses at the beginning lmao also if this was an actual pelaton course i might take it, the whole "oh my god i just killed someone" adrenaline rush is good for stamina!
I wasn't sure about Teej's credentials, but the result from his classes were violently effective (much like the crash), it was a little odd that there was a guy filming it all, though it looked amazing so I'm not questioning Teej's decision to include cinematography in my fitness plan.
**checks pulse** I have no idea what I’m doing (Seriously though, in less than 3 minutes I have become INVESTED in the Teej lore. Can’t wait to see what else you have in store! 😊)
check your pulse, check their pulse.... check your pulse, check their pulse.. check your pulse check their pulse" has been repeating in my head for days
Hey! It's that guy who doesn't like musicals who for some reason still appears in all the musicals I like... Now he's riding a Peloton! That's what I wanted to see tonight!!!
I have never felt so represented by a character in any form media ever. Like this is literally me!! I think all i need to do now is change my name 2:15
Rewatching old sketches because my friend showed me them a year or so back and I forgot about them until recently; how did I forget the "check your pulse" thing? It's chilling and really fits the manic energy but also hilarious
yes!! i loved this in your one-man show! you should do videos like this for the sketches in that show. teej is so threatening in such a weird and funny way.
Hi, Jon! Me again, you’ve probably seen me in your other videos. I’m no lier (get it?), but I’m your #1 fan, and I wish you the best of luck on any upcoming shows. Of course, you don’t need it because you’re already amazing. Have a great day!
okay that live had everything 😂 cruise ships, coffee talk, teej appreciation... and i think there was mention of an audition tomorrow, best of luck to jon!
Teej will be back in a new video soon! He's working on some personal growth! And figuring out how to white balance!
jon are we actually getting teej character development
So nice he'll be back! That mother and her child, however...
as someone who's never had any idea what i'm doing when it comes to filming youtube videos, it's always so reassuring when other creators are transparent about how we're all just figuring out the technical stuff as we go 😅 you got this teej!
@ice_wolfe yes! Not this week but Teej deserves more story
I feel a little like Teej is keeping me in his basement chained to the excersize bike...and I'm more concerned about his well being than my own
Teej being back with actual amazing editing, tense zoom ins and camera angles, is something that I didn't know I wanted, but it was something that I needed.
Shout out to Matt Linton!
THERE'S MORE TEEJ VIDS????
@@houselemuellan8756 yeah! Jon did a solo show that's actually still on his channel, that basically is just a compilation of a bunch of his different skits, most of the skits actually started from the solo show that he eventually just made into solitary videos.
The delivery of "Mark, stop crying." cracked me the *fuck* up. Jon once again out here bangin out the tunes
Mark really can't keep it together.
Are we sure Teej didn't run away and become a counselor at a camp and go by the name Jerry? He reminds me a bit of someone...
Maybeeeee
The one and only TEEJ from Jon Matteson: A Jon Matteson Solo Show ??????
LMAO. This is all flawless acting, but my favorite part is how manic Teej's smile is after "But they can't hear you over the sound of thunder!" at 1:08. It comes off perfectly like he's trying to reassure the audience that this is just a silly spooky story he made up, but the wild way of baring his teeth makes him look fully deranged. XD Jon has THE BEST, nuanced crazed smiles I've ever seen.
THANK YOU SO MUCH! Lots more coming here. More of Teej but also newer characters too. :)
Teej is the kind of man I aspire to be
We all can be Teej! Move on! Don't think about things!
The way he chants Teej as if it's his mantra of acceptance.. Chef's kiss.
*bows*
@@jonmatteson Brava! Brava! Bravisima!
i love the awkard pauses at the beginning lmao also if this was an actual pelaton course i might take it, the whole "oh my god i just killed someone" adrenaline rush is good for stamina!
honestly, i'd take this class too
the editing and acting in this is brilliant but mark really needs to get his head in the game
Just opened UA-cam to this and screamed "TEEJ!" automatically
... I'm at work
I knew that one day Teej would return. I just knew it.
this mans ability in acting impresses me constantly
Teej 2: The Reckoning
Teej 3: The lessening of cognitive dissonance!
Teej 4: Electric Boogaloo.
I wasn't sure about Teej's credentials, but the result from his classes were violently effective (much like the crash), it was a little odd that there was a guy filming it all, though it looked amazing so I'm not questioning Teej's decision to include cinematography in my fitness plan.
I guess working remotely like this is probably a better fit for Teej than....camp counselor or something
I always die laughing with the delivery of "kill your dog" it's so intense 😅 I love this skit Jon it's genius!
**checks pulse**
I have no idea what I’m doing
(Seriously though, in less than 3 minutes I have become INVESTED in the Teej lore. Can’t wait to see what else you have in store! 😊)
wow i love teej the normal fitness instructor
never change, Teej. Never change
i love teej so much he always helps me remember to check my pulse
Teej gives off “I love Spider Chrysanthemums” vibes and I am all for that!
watching this right after getting off an exercise bike is an experience
the concept of an intense ass spin class with no music is kinda bone chilling actually
I’m gonna buy a peloton just to ride to this.
i love you teej
Teej loves you! And that energy! There's nothing you can't do!
@@jonmattesonthanks teej!!!
jon this gave me anxiety
check your pulse, check their pulse.... check your pulse, check their pulse.. check your pulse check their pulse" has been repeating in my head for days
I feel so much stronger and healthier now, thank you Teeth.
Hey! It's that guy who doesn't like musicals who for some reason still appears in all the musicals I like... Now he's riding a Peloton! That's what I wanted to see tonight!!!
I don't like the way he's looking at me
No way!!!! I love teej
I have never felt so represented by a character in any form media ever. Like this is literally me!! I think all i need to do now is change my name 2:15
wow, so immersive! i can practically see the rivulets of blood-tinged rainwater spreading across the street!
Teej looks a little like Ken
100% facts
Rewatching old sketches because my friend showed me them a year or so back and I forgot about them until recently; how did I forget the "check your pulse" thing? It's chilling and really fits the manic energy but also hilarious
Thank you so much!
yes!! i loved this in your one-man show! you should do videos like this for the sketches in that show. teej is so threatening in such a weird and funny way.
i was lusting for more jon matteson (mr davidson style) and i watched all your streams. thank you, youre my favoirite peloton instructor ever
I think teej is my new favorite
BUT TEEJ YOU’RE MY INSPIRATION
Hi, Jon! Me again, you’ve probably seen me in your other videos. I’m no lier (get it?), but I’m your #1 fan, and I wish you the best of luck on any upcoming shows. Of course, you don’t need it because you’re already amazing. Have a great day!
Legit scarier than Wiggly
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
OUT OF THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND BACK
"He-he-he-HIC!"
this happens in hatchetfield i don’t care what anyone says
The return of the king
Omg He's back 🥹
everyone's favorite peloton instructor!! teej!!!!!!
Thank you for your teejings.
The return of the king. Truly an inspiration to us all!
TEEJ TEEJ TEEJ TEEJ TEEJ
TEEJ IS SO INSPIRING!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS VIDEO. IT CHANGED MY LIFE
I feel so inspired to exercise
new instructor kinda be killin' it! get it he killed two people and ran off get it DO YOU GET IT????
Most normal person in hatchetfield (teej rocks)
So inspired by this absolute legend
everybody go watch Jeff rn he's live giving Jon notes lol
Jeff Blim is my Roman Empire
okay that live had everything 😂 cruise ships, coffee talk, teej appreciation... and i think there was mention of an audition tomorrow, best of luck to jon!
yeah hope you get the gig, Jon! @@jonmatteson
loving that energy teej!!
Thanks Teej! This workout definitely got my pulse up! (don’t worry, I checked)
Can we see Teej being added to Hatchetfield lore?
Lmao going from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals to Teej’s hit and run backstory was wiiiiild
Forget college, I wanna be Teej when I grow up and graduate
Did we all just manage to commit multiple murders with a *bike*
I think we did!
Oh this is genius!! I can't 😭
someone check up on teej for me please im slightly concerned ....
Keep it up Jon
Teej Lore
Thank you teen I’m so motivated right now
Teej is awesome, I hope you make some more videos with him!
MY MAN TEEJ
the angles, the music, the lighting, the acting. this is the perfect sketch!!
Thank you!
its teej time!
this is why i dont exercise, too dangerous.
obsessed with this
This is actually a really good short horror/murder mystery story 😳
check your pulse everybody!!
Teej is literally me! I’ve done everything he’s done, we’re totes the same haha!
Teej lore fr
Obsessed with the delivery of "burn your house doWNNN"
Thanks a lot!
Far cry villain vibes for sure here...2:17 especially
teej what if i cant feel my pulse, can i stay on my bike
I have a busy but a fun 🤩 week this week
I want to be Teej-no I need to be teej. This is my favorite skit!! Need more teej lore :D
This is my kind of overreaction whenever I try to workout 😭
OOOOOOOO TEEEEEEEEEJ
Should i make a series of this character?
@@jonmattesonABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!
@@jonmatteson definitely
hi teej i've been following along but i dont have a dog and the cops are at my door what do i do
I AM CHECKING MY PULSE, TEEJ!
I came here cause of Starkid
& somehow I got a really good workout out of it!
And me and my momma we have had a busy day and a fun 🤩 day all day long today too! So! Yay! 😀! For the both of us woohoo 🥳
Can’t wait for next week :D
You’re so funny 😆 lol. 😂 hahaha 😆
Teej is back!
Teej is so real
Teej is so girlfriend
I- I dont know what I just watched
Probably a little pain! but a lot of exercise!
I don't know what scares me more, the video itself or the oddly specific flag in the background.
teej help! the mother and her child are ghosts now and are after me?? D:
Teej really is as cool as he thinks he is...
My man teej has seen some shit
TEEEJTEEJTEEJTEEJ
venusvenusvenusvenus!
TEEJ!!!