Ciri: How does this work? Yennefer: Geralt is gay, but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Jaskier and Jaskier's really gay for Geralt. And I hate Jaskier Geralt: It's not that complicated Jaskier: Yeah
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that when it comes to Yennefer Jaskier and Geralt switch roles. Where normally the bard is the one sticking his dick where it really shouldn’t be and Geralt has to pull his ass out of the fire, where Yennefer is involved Jaskier keeps trying to stop Geralt from sticking his dick in magic crazy
I just loved Jaskier's tone when he said her name. XD 'I am, indeed, absolutely terrified of you, but i hate you more than i am afraid of you, so i'm going to try and bluff my way through this to make it appear that i am, in fact, not intimidated.' So much emotion in one little utterance. XD
I’m on the bus when I watching this and hearing dandelion say valley of penis nearly just made me laugh out loud to the confusion of everyone on this bus.
And although Yenna and Jaskier disliked each other, she developed an affection to the bard and tried to save him several times. Why? Bec Jaskier is Geralt's bestfriend ❤ He was there for him when she wasn't and she was grateful for that.
@@nercksrule xDD funny that you bitch about spOiLeRS in comments... Under fckn video containing clips from the actual show 😂. You know. This is spoiler itself xdd
Considering all the tension between these two reminds me of Tulio & Miguel's relationship. The fact that various characters throughout the show lampshade it makes it all even more amusing.
What I realy admire about this show in advantage to the games, Jaskier is not shown being an idiot. In games you get an impression he is not smart. But he is in the books. And when it comes to emotionality he is probably the smartest character known in uniwerse. One of my favorite moments is when Geralt and Yen are reunited (again) and we follow the scene from Ciri's perspective, while Jaskier basically lectures her about their complex relationship, perfectly campturing the moments when Geralt speaks his regrets, when Yenner tells what was in their hearts and when they both sorry to each other just from observing how they looked and act, not hearing what they were actually saying. That's why Jaskier is a bard, succesfull one I might add. Thats also why Jaskier was never afraid of Geralt. He just knew he had nothing to fear, because he red him like a book.
One thing about it, with the way aging apparently works in this show, even with the human characters, Jaskier may well reappear in season two looking exactly the way he did in season 1. So far we've only been two people seem to visibly age, the king from the striga episode, and Mousesack, and in Mousesack's case, his beard just got a little gray. We might get more of our favorite pain in the arse bard yet.
Yeah, I think they shoud've make queen Calanth older after a decade wich would have help understand the timeline too, because she looked exactly the same with her daughter and her grand daughter. And as this is a fantasy show, and whithout knowledge of the books and games, i thought of every magical explanation whithout understanding that it was simply different timelines for each characters.
So, I found out something hilarious about Yennefer just now. She's supposed to be almost 100 years old, but the actress who plays her is three years younger than I am. Also, can we all acknowledge that Jaskier is one of, if not the most hilarious person in this show?
Queen calanthe : wait so how does this work exactly? Yen : I'm dating Geralt and he's gay for jaskeir but he's straight for me and jaskeirs gay for him, oh and I hate Jaskeir.
"Toss a coin to your witcher oh valley of penis" I'm dying!!! I've been watching crack vids and the like, but I still have 3 1/2 episodes left. I have not heard that one yet! 😂
“That ship has sailed, wrecked, and sunk to the bottom of the ocean.”
Whoever wrote that line needs a raise.
"Leave the very sexy, but insane witch, to her inevitable demise!"
The fact its followed by a "Ow" makes it one of my favourite scenes
@@FallenOne669 Story of my romantic life
Agreed.
@@ghostcardsandcollectables Why'd you right it twice?
Yennefer pointing at Geralt: This is my boyfriend
Yennefer pointing at Jaskier: This is his boyfriend
I love this joke))
Me too :'DDD
Ciri: How does this work?
Yennefer: Geralt is gay, but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Jaskier and Jaskier's really gay for Geralt. And I hate Jaskier
Geralt: It's not that complicated
Jaskier: Yeah
There are worse threesomes.
I love parks and rec reference
Jaskier is like that one dude trying to stop his friend from getting into a terrible relationship and failing miserably.
And yet they have amazing chemistry, we can only hope they get better.
"But she'll die."
"Well let's pray for her on our way out of town"
“Oh valley of... PENIS” killed me the first time still kills me now.
In an Interview they mentioned that Joey improvised and made a bett with Anya whether it would make the cut
The last one killed me so hard that i came back to life
Čus, and i agree
I disagree this so hard that I agree with you
@@wyvernah čau, And I agree too.
to jako vážně?.... no nic taky Čau and i agree too
@@slayerofheretics1804 Čauky and I agree too :D
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that when it comes to Yennefer Jaskier and Geralt switch roles. Where normally the bard is the one sticking his dick where it really shouldn’t be and Geralt has to pull his ass out of the fire, where Yennefer is involved Jaskier keeps trying to stop Geralt from sticking his dick in magic crazy
Jaskier just being like "Dude, I've had a lot of sex. I can tell you from experience, DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY! _ESPECIALLY_ MAGICAL CRAZY!"
Jaskier gets the braincell those days
"Jaskier"
"Yennifer"
this cracks me up every time.
Say what you will, Jaskier was always right about Yen
You never get a second chance at a first impression
About what? That she's a monster? Seems pretty human to me.
@@mariebourgot4949 humans can be monsters too. It's all about behavior and actions
@@TheSaxAppeal Say what you will but deep down she's not all like that, she pretends a lot not to be hurt as she was while still being a hunchback
Man you just started a war
0:21 “can’t have anyone finding out who u actually are” “GERALT OF RIVIA THE MIGHTY WITCHER” “oh shit”
2:52 I just realized Geralt made a rhyme there 😂
All good sayings rhyme
He's a poet. Want to hear one of his limericks?
@@Doncroft1 why that would be delightful
The bard's rubbed off on him
Geralt and Jaskier relationship are basically shrek and donkey XD
The only difference, Donkey likes Fiona
jaskier is such a bby
do you mean bad boy or baby? cause you know both suit to jaskier perfectly.
Алина Караулова he’s a bad baby boy hahah
Jaskier/Dandelion sure is a bad baby boy. Considering how he manages to get into trouble and Geralt ends up having to save him time and time again
Oh God I laughed so hard I choked on my own spit. Jaskier needs his own spin-off show.
Dandelion really does not gonna lie. Maybe have a few episodes dedicated to him or something in the next season
@@ThomasTheAlphaAndOmega8509 I'd be very happy with that!
Jaskier’s back must hurt from carrying this show 🥵😂
😂😂😂 i was in doubt at first. Now I'm like geralt who?
Kayzelle Sarabia lmao sameee 😂💀
Ahaha I've been thinking something along this line for a while now, but your phrase is just spot on! XD thanks! XD
I literally started watching because of him
Most accurate comment on this show I've read by now 😂 he's a scene stealer
1:40 imagine if she misjudged how hard to push him and he just. fell off the edge and his life ended there.
1 less annoyance to worry about
She wouldn't be sorry
she would have saved him, she's not a villain
@@skydishmane65 you'd be surprised to learn that Yen actually does care about Jaskier even if all they so is insult each other.
2:32 the way he just says ‘ow’ lmao i love this dude
I wonder if it was in the script
Da' Awesome Queen me too! would be funnier if it wasn’t hahaha. I think it’s kinda a joey batey thing to do lmao
- hmhmhmhm... Jaskier
- Yennefer
My mind: burst
Amazing face acting
I just loved Jaskier's tone when he said her name. XD 'I am, indeed, absolutely terrified of you, but i hate you more than i am afraid of you, so i'm going to try and bluff my way through this to make it appear that i am, in fact, not intimidated.'
So much emotion in one little utterance. XD
Who would go and see Jaskier's triumphant performance? 😂😂
Damn right, I would. :-3
Mee, i wouldn't miss it for the world
The witcher season 1 has ended.
So when does the new show of The Bard start?
YES
A show called Dandelion would be sweet
We need Zoltan first.
3:00 you’re welcome.
what episode is that?
Octàvia Reed I don’t actually know haven’t gotten that far yet
Same
Ep 5 people
Can someone explain wtf is actually happening there or do I not want to know?
I’m on the bus when I watching this and hearing dandelion say valley of penis nearly just made me laugh out loud to the confusion of everyone on this bus.
Jaskier’s antics are my favourite! 😂
NETFLIX witcher:This goes to a most solid and deep dark fairytale TV series ever!!!
also NETFLIX witcher:
Valley of *PeNIS*
And although Yenna and Jaskier disliked each other, she developed an affection to the bard and tried to save him several times. Why? Bec Jaskier is Geralt's bestfriend ❤ He was there for him when she wasn't and she was grateful for that.
HEY. SPOILERS, YOU ASS.
What spoilers? He never said WHO did she save him from.
@@nercksrule xDD funny that you bitch about spOiLeRS in comments... Under fckn video containing clips from the actual show 😂. You know. This is spoiler itself xdd
When did she save him?? The first time they met? That does not count. She saved him for her own plan not for geralt.
@@adiadiadi333 no, I mean the third book Blood of the Elves. She basically saves him from being tortured and crippled.
dandelion is exactly how I thought he would both act and look like.
The humor in The Witcher reminds me of Supernatural, I like it a lot.
Yeees😄
You're not a talking dog, Dean
I really like this moment😄
But with better acting and less cringey.
2:52 If I was in the witcher universe first thing I would do is give him a drink for those lines
Jaskier is a best character in the series 😂he is a good boy
Incorrect. Roach is clearly superior. :3
I haven’t watched the show yet but thE LAST ONE CAUGHT ME SO OFF GAURD AKFKSKS
Considering all the tension between these two reminds me of Tulio & Miguel's relationship.
The fact that various characters throughout the show lampshade it makes it all even more amusing.
2:27 is so amazing 😂
" I will not suffer tonight sober because you hid your sausage in the wrong royal pantry"
I love the banters between yen and jask :D
0:41 When your best friend and your girlfriend fight for your attention
3:00 I don't think that I've ever been taken so off guard by something so stupid yet hilarious at the same time xD
What I realy admire about this show in advantage to the games, Jaskier is not shown being an idiot. In games you get an impression he is not smart. But he is in the books. And when it comes to emotionality he is probably the smartest character known in uniwerse.
One of my favorite moments is when Geralt and Yen are reunited (again) and we follow the scene from Ciri's perspective, while Jaskier basically lectures her about their complex relationship, perfectly campturing the moments when Geralt speaks his regrets, when Yenner tells what was in their hearts and when they both sorry to each other just from observing how they looked and act, not hearing what they were actually saying. That's why Jaskier is a bard, succesfull one I might add.
Thats also why Jaskier was never afraid of Geralt. He just knew he had nothing to fear, because he red him like a book.
*"Toss a coin to your witcher, oh valley of P*N*S"* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:20 HENRY CAVILL YOU LEGEND
One thing about it, with the way aging apparently works in this show, even with the human characters, Jaskier may well reappear in season two looking exactly the way he did in season 1. So far we've only been two people seem to visibly age, the king from the striga episode, and Mousesack, and in Mousesack's case, his beard just got a little gray. We might get more of our favorite pain in the arse bard yet.
Yeah, I think they shoud've make queen Calanth older after a decade wich would have help understand the timeline too, because she looked exactly the same with her daughter and her grand daughter. And as this is a fantasy show, and whithout knowledge of the books and games, i thought of every magical explanation whithout understanding that it was simply different timelines for each characters.
#letjaskierbeadragon2020
Dude Geralt and Jaskir made this show for me
I love how both Yen and Jaskier fight so often but both are in love with Geralt XD hahahaha
Jaskier isn't gae
@@xD-zw6jn He has the proper bi energy though
The Scriptwriters for Jaskier always delivered. So good!
3:01
I almost spit out my drink
I’m dying so much right now
So, I found out something hilarious about Yennefer just now. She's supposed to be almost 100 years old, but the actress who plays her is three years younger than I am.
Also, can we all acknowledge that Jaskier is one of, if not the most hilarious person in this show?
I love him
*"ArE YoU peRHaPs ShOrT oF A mArBLe?!"*
I want to use this line someday now lolololoool
Geralt's face when Yen ask the guy to join her.."I wish you would.."😂😂😂
Thank you for that ending scene, it was perfect!
Geralt and Jaskier have the same dynamic as Arthur and Merlin
I agree
this is so much better when you haven’t watched the show and don’t know the context of half of those scenes 😂
We better get some funny ass interactions between jaskier and Lambert next season
Please no, that’s too much more comedy than I can handle
“just a friend i hope” *GLARE of what the ever loving FUCK*
3:00 I don't remember that part, but it's perfect.
Queen calanthe : wait so how does this work exactly?
Yen : I'm dating Geralt and he's gay for jaskeir but he's straight for me and jaskeirs gay for him, oh and I hate Jaskeir.
jaskier is so lovely😭😭❤️❤️
1:35 that is the face of *"Bitch, **_excuse_* me?"
Also whoever wrote the line of "Oh valley oF PENIS-" needs a god damn promotion
"Toss a coin to your witcher oh valley of penis" I'm dying!!! I've been watching crack vids and the like, but I still have 3 1/2 episodes left. I have not heard that one yet! 😂
Love that it’s just ALL of their scenes, this duo is tv gold!
2:59 always gets me
I literaly can't wait the season 2 😭
This show is so awesome. Can't get enough of it.
We need Zoltan and his love of lesbomancy
I was not prepared for that end
Jaskier got the best lines
Loved it. But how would you, or anyone; describe that look on Geralt's face at 2:20?
Concerned annoyance. Or, alternatively, annoyed concern.
"what the fuck"
god the writing team for this show deserve so much recognition
Dafuq Last one Got me!?!
*completely caught off guard at the ending* WTF
Jaskier is an awesome dandelion
"Toss a coin to you witcher, o valley of pENIS" It got me then, it got me now, it'll get me forever
*TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER*
Misaka: *sUrE whY nOt* ;)
wat
To aru no majutsu no index
Look it up
@@danyboyell1107 ik but ur comment makes no sense ig
@@erwins_arm jeez dude dont you know that lightning coin toss that she does
@@danyboyell1107 no sounds weird tho
Geralt and Yennifer my be destined to be together but Dandelion (Jaskier) and Geralt are meant to be together
The look Geralt has when Yennefer is flirting with the guy that's about to shit himself..."The audacity of this bitch..."😂
"Toss a coin to your witcher, oh Valley of Penis!"
WHAT THE FUCK
“Look mean...”
So, you mean how he always looks? 🤣
0:15 i am using that line instead of "are you out of your mind"
Ok now I want to watch this tv show!!
Hah! Perfect music for Jaskier. It's the theme from Chuck.
The ending lmao
Such a great video.
I'm going down with this ship!
This is a perfect music for it
What music is this?
Listening to Bad Guy while watching this is strangely satisfying
Jaskier is my spirit animal
Sausage in the wrong royal pantry😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Toss a coin to your Witcher oh valley of- PeNiS!!!!
When Queen Calanthre called Geralt an idiot I was like, "Bitch... Steel for humans, but the back of my hand for women."
Still love this 😂
Why is no one talking about the end? Jaskier voice went 📈📈📈
Toss a coin to your Witcher, oh valley of PeNUs!
Jaskier's comebacks with Yennefer are gold XD
Jaskier me tue toujours autant, je kiff ce personnage, l'acteur est vraiment top 😂😍
Ahahahaha that is amazing
Jaskier gives Rumpelstiltskin (from shrek) vibes
so love this video it so good
Thank you🥰
oh gosh i neeeeeed moooore
Dying to see the scene where Jaskier/Dandelion cheated on the Duchess of Toussaint
Tom hanks at the Oscars face like 2:58