As a retired CO, I can tell you that some guys were really good at making jailhouse hooch, and other guys were one step homemade poison. I remember one time an entire housing unit on a Sunday drank this batch and they all got sick, to the point when chow arrived at dinner, NOT ONE of the 40 inmates even bothered to come to the food cart to get dinner. Of course, it was egg salad sandwiches so who could blame them.
@@alexrmz4728 every prison related video there is someone making a comment and then just people calling them liars. how tf you know if hes lying or not dum dum?
And for our first course we have a bolognese recipe of expertly sliced force meat, then some orange, zest on, citrus to cleanse the palette and its all paired w a cup of our finest vin des toilettes 2020....... enjoy
That would gross me out.. Stickers left on the oranges. Drinking homemade alcohol from a dirty toilet no problem.... By the way... Where to the women prisoners get their yeast from for fermentation... Oh yes they do...
"You've had worse in your mouth than that..." I'm starting to think these guys are gay AF Edit; Haha they def are look at this fat bald guy with terrible tattoos, wearing a gamer shirt. Lmfao.
When I was down years ago we made it with bags of fruit juice we'd get for breakfast and let ferment and then packs koolaid from commissary that were loaded with sugar. we would keep it in a trash can in the day room shower while we played cards so if they came in for a shakedown someone would get in the shower and hold it against the wall behind the door and stay in there till they were done searching. Worked everytime!🤣
Hell yea my celly Eric made hooch. Jail can have it’s fun moments, I’ll always keep em in memory, but def never want to go back.. why well cause it’s jail
If ur concerned about mold you can also heat it in your heating pot, it doesn't need to boil just maybe 160-170°F. Also if you can try to hide it away from your bed, like by a toilet next to the cleaning stuff. Once a guard found mine and took it out with him, and I wondered if it exploded or not lol.
@@thebuddery I've had pruno probably 15 times, and it wasn't sweet. It was like wine, the yeast eats the sugar, ant isn't sweet anymore. If it's still sweet you didn't let it "cook" long enough, or you added something to it at the end.
@@Diddley_Squat nah you had it made wrong apple juice bags, and grape jelly for sugar make it sweet asf fr. It taste like a four loko before we put candy in it
You can probably pasteurize it to make it safe. Or maybe leave it in the bottle and put the bottle in boiling water. Leave it capped. Don’t let the wine come to a boil in the bottle or it will blow up. Maybe put in the water, let it get good and hot, take it out, burp the bottle, then do it all over again a bunch of times. That might work, I can’t say for sure.
@@yaknowwhothis5102 They do actually. They can buy a hot pot, it’s like an electric tea kettle that heats water to just below boiling point. They can modify those to get hotter, but can get in trouble for it. They also make jury rigged improvised hot plates. If they can make a tattoo machine, they can easily make something that gets hot.
I just took some pineapple juice and sugar and bakers yeast and mixed it. We will see what happens. I didn't have any acid tho ? Maybe lime juice. Idk what I'm doing just bored
@@katiestevens8640 What kind of container did you use? Don’t keep it in the refrigerator while it ferments. I think it effects the yeast, you want it at room temperature. My friend is a chef and would make pineapple hootch every once and awhile. He just used a big salad bowl covered with plastic wrap. That made it easy to vent, it almost does it itself. He would dump tons of sugar in it. It always has this weird slimy feel when you drink it. I don’t like it.
1988 Virginia state pen (the wall) right here. We made it but no ketchup, we had yeast, we made our own bread, so that was good. This mash was the shit, the whole cell block was liiiiit asfk !!! 😜😜🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌
I know it's already too late but wouldn't it have made more sense to put all the oranges in the bag and then like squish it and push down on a bunch that way you don't have to get sticky LMAO
For the longest time I thought this was just one of those bs stories my uncle would tell me about prison. Apparently the guys that made it right would sell it or rather trade for other things.
Ive literally made moonshine in jail with bags and bags of koolaid and electrical wire from the light me and my celly and pretty much the whole pod was gettin drunk every chance we could get lmao
Still it!! You can make a jailhouse still by using a tote a trash bag and a stinger. Put the tote in the bag add the wine to the tote drop in the stinger tie up the bag, the alcohol will condense on the bag and sit on the bottom of it.
Use orange juice butter scotch candy or sugar from the kitchen but you gotta melt the sugar down in your hot pot then use tomato paste let it rot for a day that will jump start your wine
Wow it’s amazing what would be priceless in the joint, is so worthless on the outside. Lol Really tells you what happens to a human being in confinement and what your willing to do ( Actually seems like a great idea 😁 ) when everything is token away from ya. Lol
Add a pack of powder juice for flavor...koolaid, crystal light..etc. whatever you can get off commissary. Thats how i made it. I would also add cartons of juice..it gets you pretty buzzed. A mean headache if you drink alot though..lol
We made some in San Diego county jail! Broke the seal around the sink and kept it under it and re sealed it with toothpaste 😆😆 we popped the bag on Thanksgiving at rec time and probably 10 of us got fucked up!!😆😆🤟
Ha I love all the variations to prison hooch - I swear you knew that! You see the homies cook up chicken recently?! Spectacular (Umm I thiiink it was chicken!)
Someone smuggled a phone in using their booty hole lol I love it when people tell me they did some drugs in jail i call it butt dope, and they get pissed.
Cells don’t have a toilet tank , above the shitter is the sink . The sink-toilet is all one unit and nowhere to put the bag besides the shitter itself that’s why he only needed the lower part of it .
I'm being sentenced to Federal prison in a few days. Been to county but never to prison. Just here to learn the basics lol. Next I'm searching "how to get your cell phone through metal detectors in your prison wallet"
Tomato juice works better and gives you a better buzz,I've drank hundreds of gallons of spud juice,that's what we call it here in michigan,never got sick from it,got some good shines going for sure
ive made alot of hooch in jail fruit cocktail applesauce oranges bread but thats alot of water bruh I've never had mold on it tho if u do it right its fizzy like some bubbly I always used empty peanut butter jars hide in 3d puzzle boxes for a week and filter through a sock enjoy lol moldy is never good
For real for this had me lit🔥🔥😏And you using the best keptup 😁I approve this recipe💯In this 2rd round in this pandemic 🙃If you get caught with this (bady) more time for you.
As a retired CO, I can tell you that some guys were really good at making jailhouse hooch, and other guys were one step homemade poison. I remember one time an entire housing unit on a Sunday drank this batch and they all got sick, to the point when chow arrived at dinner, NOT ONE of the 40 inmates even bothered to come to the food cart to get dinner. Of course, it was egg salad sandwiches so who could blame them.
Wow no one got their trays that’s amazing! Ppl atleast find use in trading it
prolly had shit particles in it
I don't believe you
@@alexrmz4728 good. U shouldn’t.
@@alexrmz4728 every prison related video there is someone making a comment and then just people calling them liars. how tf you know if hes lying or not dum dum?
And for our first course we have a bolognese recipe of expertly sliced force meat, then some orange, zest on, citrus to cleanse the palette and its all paired w a cup of our finest vin des toilettes 2020....... enjoy
Yooo!!! you are my child hood
Absolutely hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
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I like how you left the stickers on the oranges for extra flavor
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO WTFFFF!!!!
They are edible
That would gross me out.. Stickers left on the oranges. Drinking homemade alcohol from a dirty toilet no problem....
By the way... Where to the women prisoners get their yeast from for fermentation... Oh yes they do...
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The Worst Prison Alcohol Recipe
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I'm gonna hug my bottle of wine a bit tighter tonight. 🥰🤭
Lmao 💀
no wonder felons bref be smellin like a public restroom
@@lyssanch3096 why u smelling they bref
@@CheekyTop1 cause they in your face when you look at them funny
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Finally a REAL yt channel making what is REAL pruno. Thanks for being legit and I'm happily subbed
I can't imagine the rush of diarrhea that follows an evening drinking this.😂😂😂
@Damian -Janusz was gonna comment this same thing. Plenty of days I woke up feeling like death.
@Damian S I get super stupid hangovers when I drink cheap strong beer. I imagine this would keep my ass in bed all day
@Damian S that's from all that sugar
Ahhh yes it runs right through you 💩
@@yodaddy9362 well if you are in prison the hangover is a welcome reprieve from having to be out in gen pop.
"You've been to jail, you've been sticky before"👀🤣🤣
"You've had worse in your mouth than that..."
I'm starting to think these guys are gay AF
Edit; Haha they def are look at this fat bald guy with terrible tattoos, wearing a gamer shirt. Lmfao.
@@whorebagsss it may have been a gay joke but yeah maybe🤷
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@@sodasauce74 🤣🤣🤣🤢
Love the commentary at the end..., "Wouldn't pimp my booty for it, but, I'd trade a dessert, tho!" Lmao, truth, fr.
Lmfao like wtf you pimpin yo booty ????
1:21 😂😂😂😂 the long pause
Finally quarantine recipe worth trying.
The raw narration is the best: “Shiii…we even got a f*^%% toilet…” 😂😂🤣
We used honey buns..... more yeast in them.
"I wouldnt pimp my booty for any of this!" Lmmfao! 💀😂
🤦🏾♀️😂😂
You already done pimped out your boity for some Ramon noodle packets
@@jnighs8380 do what u gotta do can’t starve
In the words of the immortal Sweeney Todd it looks like piss smells like piss it's piss with ink
When I was down years ago we made it with bags of fruit juice we'd get for breakfast and let ferment and then packs koolaid from commissary that were loaded with sugar. we would keep it in a trash can in the day room shower while we played cards so if they came in for a shakedown someone would get in the shower and hold it against the wall behind the door and stay in there till they were done searching. Worked everytime!🤣
Now that's smart.. I'm just sitting here thinking like how can you hide it without them finding it
Hell yea my celly Eric made hooch. Jail can have it’s fun moments, I’ll always keep em in memory, but def never want to go back.. why well cause it’s jail
If ur concerned about mold you can also heat it in your heating pot, it doesn't need to boil just maybe 160-170°F. Also if you can try to hide it away from your bed, like by a toilet next to the cleaning stuff. Once a guard found mine and took it out with him, and I wondered if it exploded or not lol.
“That’s that ketchup”😂😂😂
Lmao
😂😂
Labels are still on the orange 🍊
You can't get reactive yeast out of bread. Its baked. Cooked out. All you're doing is making the hooch taste worse.
2:57 isn't it ridiculous how we get jealous when we hear about what people in other JAILS get?? Like I swear that's such a sad but real reaction.
I got 1 toast and a baby cereal box without milk and cheap apple. And cold coffee small cup.
apple juice bags + grape jelly + jolly ranchers= alcohol that taste like a 4 loko in jail
It won't be very sweet.
@@Diddley_Squat says some1 who must have never had 1 hahaha shit called bucc in florida
@@thebuddery I've had pruno probably 15 times, and it wasn't sweet. It was like wine, the yeast eats the sugar, ant isn't sweet anymore. If it's still sweet you didn't let it "cook" long enough, or you added something to it at the end.
@@thebuddery hahahahahaha
@@Diddley_Squat nah you had it made wrong apple juice bags, and grape jelly for sugar make it sweet asf fr. It taste like a four loko before we put candy in it
You can probably pasteurize it to make it safe. Or maybe leave it in the bottle and put the bottle in boiling water. Leave it capped. Don’t let the wine come to a boil in the bottle or it will blow up. Maybe put in the water, let it get good and hot, take it out, burp the bottle, then do it all over again a bunch of times. That might work, I can’t say for sure.
And just where ya think prisoners are gonna get boiling water ? They don’t have hotplates-stoves- etc
@@yaknowwhothis5102 They do actually. They can buy a hot pot, it’s like an electric tea kettle that heats water to just below boiling point. They can modify those to get hotter, but can get in trouble for it. They also make jury rigged improvised hot plates. If they can make a tattoo machine, they can easily make something that gets hot.
I just took some pineapple juice and sugar and bakers yeast and mixed it. We will see what happens. I didn't have any acid tho ? Maybe lime juice. Idk what I'm doing just bored
@@katiestevens8640 What kind of container did you use? Don’t keep it in the refrigerator while it ferments. I think it effects the yeast, you want it at room temperature. My friend is a chef and would make pineapple hootch every once and awhile. He just used a big salad bowl covered with plastic wrap. That made it easy to vent, it almost does it itself. He would dump tons of sugar in it. It always has this weird slimy feel when you drink it. I don’t like it.
When he said you been to jail you been sticky before I fucking died hahha lol
1988 Virginia state pen (the wall) right here. We made it but no ketchup, we had yeast, we made our own bread, so that was good. This mash was the shit, the whole cell block was liiiiit asfk !!! 😜😜🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌
NEVER SEEN it made with ketchup! Although, a few Arians & Border Bros made theirs with potato skins.
We used to use Vegemite for a yeast source here in Aussie...got to about 8% ABV too. Nice vid mates. See ya's in lock down :)
8% is not bad at all. One desperate pint would leave a dude with a lower tolerance pretty buzzed.
Just how did you know the exact alcohol content?
@@willk.illyouii5583 Made some and tested it when I got out.
I'm really intrigued how you use vegemite (Marmite here in UK, which is way stronger, so, in theory. Would make a stronger product?)
@@SombreroPharoah depends how much sugar you put in and the yeast tolerance per alcohol %age
I know it's already too late but wouldn't it have made more sense to put all the oranges in the bag and then like squish it and push down on a bunch that way you don't have to get sticky LMAO
For the longest time I thought this was just one of those bs stories my uncle would tell me about prison. Apparently the guys that made it right would sell it or rather trade for other things.
The stickers on the orange peel is what gives it the kick.
🤣🤣🤣 funniest comment
Ive literally made moonshine in jail with bags and bags of koolaid and electrical wire from the light me and my celly and pretty much the whole pod was gettin drunk every chance we could get lmao
Koolaid and electrical wire?
You are spewing nonsense out of your mouth....So lame.
You get sticky lol you been to jail before. Now that was the best omg way to funny
U drank some and woke up in ur cell sticky?
Ha gayeeee
Freudian slip
You give me missfummmmmmmm
‘You’ve been to jail you’ve been sticky before’😂😂😂
Are they gone come back and drink ?
"Would you like some merlot? I made it in the toilet."
Let's Go To Prison
How many soups for a glass?
Great video!
Y'all done made some mad dog 20/20
Hi have you ever seen a film called flushed away ?
Still it!! You can make a jailhouse still by using a tote a trash bag and a stinger. Put the tote in the bag add the wine to the tote drop in the stinger tie up the bag, the alcohol will condense on the bag and sit on the bottom of it.
this was a good dam video
Thanks for making me laugh...been needing that lol
Can't imagine how they do this with an old, wet toilet
You don’t actually put it in the toilet
Use orange juice butter scotch candy or sugar from the kitchen but you gotta melt the sugar down in your hot pot then use tomato paste let it rot for a day that will jump start your wine
And how long does this take
10 days
Potatoes for yeast and i used apples and not many oranges better with apples.
How long you kept your bag cooking? How many weeks b4 it was done
Wow it’s amazing what would be priceless in the joint, is so worthless on the outside. Lol
Really tells you what happens to a human being in confinement and what your willing to do ( Actually seems like a great idea 😁 ) when everything is token away from ya. Lol
I thought the rich folks in jail always snuck stuff in from the gaurds
@@richyket661 not always but yeah, guards are how you get weed, cell phones, cigarettes and such.
I was sold at “ We gots a fuckin toilet”
What’s the toilet for
You were supposed to peel the oranges...
i wonder how the yeast survives the bread process? I thought the air in the bread was the yeast
Haha I wouldn't Dare try it but I enjoyed watching your video got a few chuckles
Thanks for watching!!!
Add a pack of powder juice for flavor...koolaid, crystal light..etc. whatever you can get off commissary. Thats how i made it. I would also add cartons of juice..it gets you pretty buzzed. A mean headache if you drink alot though..lol
there was a bee in it!!!!!!!!!
How long do u sit it for
Only 4 days if u keep it warm enough
Till the bag dont grown no more, got to let it air out and reseal and bag will grow again.
The good oldays, break out the ramon noodle, cheese, crackers, beef jerky, roll a big fatty with bible paper.
WTF.....I would not pimp maaa bootie for this. Hahahahhaa 🤣🤣🤪🤪😜😜😜
15 yrs and I never drank the hooch! Nasty stuff. Had some smuggled jack daniels though 😎
Niiice🧡
just don't sniff the bottle lol
60 days in brought me here 😂😂😂😂
Used to house juice concentrates and yeast in bottles with balloons or condems over the mouth of the bottle in the free world when I was younger
How do you make yeast?
Is the ketchup mandatory?
No
Why out of the commode???? Lmao 😂
“Toilet wine” needs a toilet
1:28 that delayed "eff you" 🤣
Commentary funny asl 😭😭
New to your channel. What prison were you in ?
Did he die??
We made some in San Diego county jail! Broke the seal around the sink and kept it under it and re sealed it with toothpaste 😆😆 we popped the bag on Thanksgiving at rec time and probably 10 of us got fucked up!!😆😆🤟
How high is the alcohol content in u think
So how many day total
Ha I love all the variations to prison hooch - I swear you knew that! You see the homies cook up chicken recently?! Spectacular
(Umm I thiiink it was chicken!)
In their cells, and on cellular device! How the fk does that happen btw!
Someone smuggled a phone in using their booty hole lol I love it when people tell me they did some drugs in jail i call it butt dope, and they get pissed.
@@philbillymoonshine7356 next time ask of they smoked ass crack
How many days you let it sit
As long as you want
For some real pruno, should use the back of the tank. And then a lovely mash of saltines, grape jelly and/or ketchup packets.
Cells don’t have a toilet tank , above the shitter is the sink . The sink-toilet is all one unit and nowhere to put the bag besides the shitter itself that’s why he only needed the lower part of it .
I'm being sentenced to Federal prison in a few days. Been to county but never to prison. Just here to learn the basics lol. Next I'm searching "how to get your cell phone through metal detectors in your prison wallet"
You out now?
Why didn't you take the skins of the oranges it's just the juice you need??
They took me to flavor town n i feel like i got car jacked after i tasted it lol .
@@philbillymoonshine7356 Too much, aye
Thats what gives it.....
THE KICK 🤣🤣🤪🤪😜😜😜
Tomato juice works better and gives you a better buzz,I've drank hundreds of gallons of spud juice,that's what we call it here in michigan,never got sick from it,got some good shines going for sure
Y the bread the yeast is dead…
The fruit by its self has natural yeast..
Why kethup?
From rikers Island in nyc you can add kool-aid to add color
gloves?
Does the pruno get stronger as it ages?
Its never gonna be liquor, i say the highest proof would probably be around 10 to 11 unless you get some real deal yeast like ec-1118 in there.
ive made alot of hooch in jail fruit cocktail applesauce oranges bread but thats alot of water bruh I've never had mold on it tho if u do it right its fizzy like some bubbly I always used empty peanut butter jars hide in 3d puzzle boxes for a week and filter through a sock enjoy lol moldy is never good
Y'all need to make a lot more of it and distill it into "toiletshine"....couldn't be worse than the "Beast"...LOL
Do they have to put it in the toilet 🚽 bowl like that 🤢🤮 can't they just put it in a corner out of sight?
Where you guys from? Yall seem pretty dope and funny
"...Big ole hands of Harambe..." LMAO How long did you guys let that sit?
This is the best hooch I’ve ever had
Dont use the peels to much acid. When you ready for a tried an true recipe I'll make a video for yall. Actual jail hooch.
"You been too jail befor , you been sticky"
How did I get here ??
I drank that for four years and my cell buddy used to make clear out of it just like moonshine.
How do you get a clear distillate inside? I'm genuinely interested
Henbane Hedgewytch I bet you are curious
@@fearrp6777 nah, got it answered. Asked a friend who's been in a fair bit. Surprisingly innovative.
@@SombreroPharoah care to share? I don’t know
@jeffrey seahope you know the deal grease ya self up
We didn't get sugar but Jolly Ranchers made a fine substitute
If i could drink in jail I don't think I would mind it all that much. Maybe lol
:in America toilet wine
:in england toilet marmalade
I’m a CO and this is pretty accurate lol
Whats going on with the orange slices?? Wtf is going on??
If you know the cooks you can get the yeast you need
Make your own yeast? Are you god or something?? How the hell are you going to just make your own living organism? 😂
For real for this had me lit🔥🔥😏And you using the best keptup 😁I approve this recipe💯In this 2rd round in this pandemic 🙃If you get caught with this (bady) more time for you.
Much love from El Chapo son senior Indio 701 from dunseith North Dakota native American Chippewa 🙏🤟
Finally a useful video.
Are you still here today ??