Why I’m no longer on Impaulsive | JEFF FM | Ep. 122

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 915

  • @Ikissmyself
    @Ikissmyself 4 місяці тому +648

    mike could not possibly manspread any further
    he's practically doing the splits on that couch

    • @twilit
      @twilit 4 місяці тому +14

      at least he has the decency to wear pants while manspreading

    • @TheEnthusiasticHobo
      @TheEnthusiasticHobo 4 місяці тому +13

      Mike Majlacrobat 🤸

    • @khargis
      @khargis 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂

    • @alexnather7614
      @alexnather7614 4 місяці тому +11

      We don't use that feminist lingo around here bro

    • @khargis
      @khargis 4 місяці тому

      @@alexnather7614 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Userr0095
    @Userr0095 4 місяці тому +676

    "you probably have a genetic disposition to move large groups of people" had me crying lmfaooo

    • @L.I.D.I.A.
      @L.I.D.I.A. 4 місяці тому +5

      Bro frlll that shiy killed me

    • @iambakano
      @iambakano 4 місяці тому +9

      😂read the comments before watching that part and now I’m there Lmao

    • @Heather12878
      @Heather12878 4 місяці тому +1

      soooo funny aahahahah

    • @cathr08
      @cathr08 4 місяці тому

      Hilarious

    • @Magda1497
      @Magda1497 4 місяці тому

      Its giving human trafficking lmao

  • @Drea_A
    @Drea_A 4 місяці тому +276

    There's something hilarious about a 30-something year old grown man saying "my mom would have been so mad" lmao that fear never goes away

  • @Xmarkthings
    @Xmarkthings 4 місяці тому +947

    Jeff Fm community should start our own nation we’re a pretty solid crew

    • @alanan.4833
      @alanan.4833 4 місяці тому +13

      facts

    • @skaterdude14b
      @skaterdude14b 4 місяці тому +58

      we could get a trailer park

    • @amiraouahabi
      @amiraouahabi 4 місяці тому +7

      i agree

    • @lucrob4
      @lucrob4 4 місяці тому +11

      Let’s meer somewhere in the middle for the european, african and asian fans

    • @Anarchistpoppy
      @Anarchistpoppy 4 місяці тому +5

      Honestly I would be so down. The medium mediator we all are praying for is this! This is it people 😩 Jeffery has my vote

  • @GlitterkatL
    @GlitterkatL 4 місяці тому +67

    I'm so sorry for your loss Ryan. Today is a month since I lost my sister and the pain is unimaginable.
    I don't know how you even did that segment, I hope Jeff and the crew understand how hard that might've been. Sure dark humor is fine but nothing helps. May moments of peace find you Ryan 🤍

    • @meganklobchar7014
      @meganklobchar7014 4 місяці тому +3

      This is a very sweet comment. He really nailed his segment too.. I might say his funniest one. SAYING Jeff's video inspired him so much .... Hahaha to do what he was trying prevent😂. But yeah having that much energy when your going through something so sad that's the last thing you want to do I am sure. If Jeff didn't say anything I would never have thought he was going through something so horrible. I hope he is able to find whatever he recorded with him.
      I am sorry about your sister. I could not even imagine how painful that is and hard it is to keep going. I absolutely hate death. I hate that we have to just deal with it there is no way to stop it. I hate how forever it is. Just so sad and not fair. I know it means absolutely nothing but I am sorry for your loss and wish your all the strength to be able to process and heal anyway you can. 💐💐💐

    • @DOWNTOWNMAK
      @DOWNTOWNMAK 4 місяці тому +1

      Likewise for Kyle too

  • @harryhmashup
    @harryhmashup 4 місяці тому +391

    Mike is the most Dad looking non Dad going. Respect

    • @emwa.x0
      @emwa.x0 4 місяці тому +11

      The sublime shirt, jeans, maybe his age…

    • @guilhermepereira3512
      @guilhermepereira3512 4 місяці тому

      @@emwa.x0 omg you got me feeling very old rn cause i love my sublime shirt

  • @alexyaalves4214
    @alexyaalves4214 4 місяці тому +203

    Cody is soooo insanely hilarious and he’s being so serious

  • @huumluuv
    @huumluuv 4 місяці тому +224

    the jean jacket compliments the retro set perfectly 👏🏼

  • @hairiseverything
    @hairiseverything 4 місяці тому +217

    Cody has SUCH A PURE INNOCENCE that allows him to be shockingly honest sometimes, I love it so much.

    • @jo-eo9ld
      @jo-eo9ld 4 місяці тому +7

      We call that a low IQ 💀
      nah I’m just playin LOL. i actually think Cody is very intelligent when it comes to certain things, other times tho he be seemin a lil lost and unbothered haha

  • @evap.5121
    @evap.5121 4 місяці тому +135

    "my mom would be so mad"
    "my mom would fight your mom"

  • @obamastolemyvcr1446
    @obamastolemyvcr1446 4 місяці тому +206

    Steven leaving to focus on TikTok is so funny cuz his tiktoks are so half assed

    • @Reformed_Ruler
      @Reformed_Ruler 4 місяці тому +47

      He’s got 0 work ethic lol

    • @apersonwiththoughts
      @apersonwiththoughts 4 місяці тому +21

      Steven isn’t real

    • @waxtopia
      @waxtopia 4 місяці тому +4

      everything he does is just him being drunk like it’s only funny to an extent. i doubt he could ever be good enough on his own, he was better off as a co host lol

  • @lexijones6414
    @lexijones6414 4 місяці тому +71

    “ I cant seem to get comfortable on this strange orange chair” 😂😂

  • @letycherra7485
    @letycherra7485 4 місяці тому +119

    Mike I am a recovering oxy/heroin/fentanyl addict and I just got ur book on audio books and it’s crazy how much I can relate to ur story , it blows my mind how the same story repeats it self over and over again . Ur book gives me
    Hope that it’s possible to achieve success after living thru so much darkness ! I love you guys in the Jeff fm team ❤️❤️

  • @saras2124
    @saras2124 4 місяці тому +76

    Mike telling Jeff he has a pre disposition to moving large groups of people made me envision Jeff as a herding dog moving cattle 😂

  • @taravc
    @taravc 4 місяці тому +104

    The Star-Spangled Banner behind Mike ranting was gold

  • @shook917
    @shook917 4 місяці тому +130

    Watching Mike nod his head up & down knowing he means no and there’s no emotion behind those eyes

  • @xaviercourville6218
    @xaviercourville6218 4 місяці тому +112

    I want a Jeff, Mike and Ethan podcast rn.

    • @HangingWithJ9
      @HangingWithJ9 4 місяці тому +7

      Hell no to Ethan. That guy is a 🤮🤡

    • @apersonwiththoughts
      @apersonwiththoughts 4 місяці тому +4

      @@HangingWithJ9why?

    • @breez1065
      @breez1065 4 місяці тому +8

      @@apersonwiththoughtshe has no real reason

    • @JoshMacDonald-zj1vv
      @JoshMacDonald-zj1vv 4 місяці тому +4

      I laugh at Ethan . Liked the live pod . Him and Jeff vibe

    • @mattH3ew
      @mattH3ew 4 місяці тому +1

      ethan

  • @Plutonium.2
    @Plutonium.2 4 місяці тому +49

    Condolences, Ryan. I’m so sorry for your loss.

  • @caitlyn2oo
    @caitlyn2oo 4 місяці тому +33

    Theres so much that happened in this podcast. Congratulations Oscar. Im so sorry for your loss Ryan. Mike and Jeff should have there own podcast I love when mike is on.

  • @kayav1747
    @kayav1747 4 місяці тому +30

    Hey Jeff, I am a ucsb student and we have a group on campus called Gauchos For Recovery, and I am sure they would LOVE to work with you on some of these topics, they put on events all the time just to hand out free narcan, test strips, etc. Its obviously not the only (or the first) drug rehab group on a college campus but SB is only 2 hours north from you, just throwing it out there. I think you'd really enjoy working with some of the college-aged kids who are really "on the ground" with these issues

  • @Jaskpaints
    @Jaskpaints 4 місяці тому +54

    Listen, I’m not trying to brag or anything, but when I was in elementary school, i was the line leader for an entire month

  • @oliviaposte5053
    @oliviaposte5053 4 місяці тому +30

    Ryan is the funniest. We need him on the pod full time pls

  • @firstlast-yc7tk
    @firstlast-yc7tk 4 місяці тому +21

    Sorry about your loss Ryan 🥺 hang in there

  • @Tracy-id8yo
    @Tracy-id8yo 4 місяці тому +58

    Jeff, Mike, and Cody are killing it! But dude Ryan’s bit this episode was gold 🤣💀

    • @saralyn6852
      @saralyn6852 4 місяці тому +11

      Came to the comments to find this…. Definitely his best segment yet. I love how Jeff was even like “ are you really doing drugs or is this a bit?” lol

    • @dessss17
      @dessss17 4 місяці тому +1

      YAS 😂😂😂😂

  • @Mileyplayz00
    @Mileyplayz00 4 місяці тому +33

    Condolences to Ryan and his family ❤❤❤

  • @Jlaguna30
    @Jlaguna30 4 місяці тому +11

    Please tell Ryan as a fan, he can get through what ever he is going through ♥️ I care about you ryan and I can genuinely see that the team cares aswell for you, I'm not assuming I just know how real Jeff likes to keep the show, it's okay to be lost just try to realize that you are lost before it's too late♥️

  • @taylorluchansky3055
    @taylorluchansky3055 2 місяці тому +7

    And this is the moment Mike and Ryan had off air beef lmaooo. I watched the live stream from tonight 3/14 hahaha

    • @leoabundez
      @leoabundez 2 місяці тому +1

      i had to come back to this too. It seemed like Mike didn't have any interest in Ryan's presence

  • @jokomo2833
    @jokomo2833 4 місяці тому +34

    Jeff, Mike, the bathroom boys… with the occasional visits from Tana, Ryan along with quality guest…. 💋 a dream podcast

  • @hairiseverything
    @hairiseverything 4 місяці тому +16

    THE ABSOLUTE JOY AND GIDDINESS I FEEL WHEN I SEE MIKE ON THAT JEFF FM THUMBNAIL??? 👏

  • @LindseyLewis
    @LindseyLewis 4 місяці тому +40

    Mike and Jeff are so good together! We need a show!

  • @devonmary4143
    @devonmary4143 4 місяці тому +10

    Sorry for your loss Ryan. Hang in there kid!
    Congratulations Oscar.
    This podcast was naturally hilarious everyone being themselves and bathroom boys killing it. Thanks for the laughs

  • @Daw.songreen
    @Daw.songreen 4 місяці тому +28

    These two are clearly the superior duo .

  • @ericaramirezzz
    @ericaramirezzz 4 місяці тому +59

    Perfect timing

  • @jackiejaxkie07
    @jackiejaxkie07 4 місяці тому +16

    Mike flipping the headphones off at the g sound and Cody sitting perfectly still 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kennapenguins
    @kennapenguins 4 місяці тому +12

    I like Jeff talking about missing Steven vs actually hearing from Steven.

  • @kiyahskye6894
    @kiyahskye6894 4 місяці тому +4

    I’m sorry for ur loss Ryan, your energy still shines through the hard times! Continue being you and making us laugh

  • @DelanoJ
    @DelanoJ 2 місяці тому +5

    Mikes comment to Ryan 59:06

  • @Stinaz584
    @Stinaz584 4 місяці тому +21

    CONGRATULATIONS OSCAR!!!!!!

  • @SkyB12_
    @SkyB12_ 4 місяці тому +30

    keep coming with the consistent content jeff 🔥🔥

  • @MrAwesomemax
    @MrAwesomemax 4 місяці тому +30

    lol Mike looks a little too excited about that starting their own show idea

  • @jessicasponagle1156
    @jessicasponagle1156 4 місяці тому +3

    As someone who’s lost someone close to them from a fentanyl laced drug. Thank you for talking and educating about test strips. They’re free, they can save lives, they’re so important. 💕😞

  • @wendyngo4900
    @wendyngo4900 4 місяці тому +9

    Brooooo when the star spangle banner started playing as Mike was popping off I LOST IT 💀

  • @meaghahan
    @meaghahan 4 місяці тому +58

    Please do a podcast together!!!! Sobriety Society!!!

    • @brookebixler1040
      @brookebixler1040 4 місяці тому +3

      Ohhh I love that name!! Great idea!

    • @impano666
      @impano666 4 місяці тому +4

      Only sober guests allowed!!! 🎉

    • @iyona2305
      @iyona2305 4 місяці тому +2

      That would go hard

    • @pooja_aggarwal
      @pooja_aggarwal 4 місяці тому +5

      Im a sober alcoholic and that is the corniest name I’ve ever heard sorry no

    • @meaghahan
      @meaghahan 4 місяці тому

      Well! We as a fan base are taking suggestions

  • @crys--qy4ti
    @crys--qy4ti 4 місяці тому +20

    Im happy to be here a minute after posting! Im loyal to ya’ll! Happy to see Mike back 🥹

  • @PrivacyDefend
    @PrivacyDefend 4 місяці тому +4

    When Mike said “let’s wrap it up” when they were talking about Ryan’s loss, that was rude!

  • @user-pn2vv4nw2v
    @user-pn2vv4nw2v 4 місяці тому +14

    Mike fighting the plant is so me 🤣🤣

  • @gabiitana6049
    @gabiitana6049 4 місяці тому +5

    so sorry for your loss ryan, i lost my 80 year old father right before christmas of last year. it’s hard losing them when we’re young

    • @mattH3ew
      @mattH3ew 4 місяці тому +1

      sorry for your loss

    • @gabiitana6049
      @gabiitana6049 4 місяці тому +1

      @@mattH3ewthank you ❤

  • @ohkeish
    @ohkeish 4 місяці тому +11

    Jeff and Mike are the best duo!!

  • @meowskulls6561
    @meowskulls6561 4 місяці тому +5

    Ryan KILLED the in that bit 😂 👏👏👏

  • @johndaly5782
    @johndaly5782 4 місяці тому +5

    Thanks guys, bout time we have a great guys podcast…..I love the honesty and candid open conversations!

  • @andreacamargo350
    @andreacamargo350 4 місяці тому +25

    Jeff I recommend watching a series that a Mexican stand up comedian did on prime where she taught prisoners how to write a comedy show and then picked some to actually do their bit on a theater, it was very interesting and full of emotions. It’s called “Libre de reir”

  • @meowskulls6561
    @meowskulls6561 4 місяці тому +7

    I want more LIVE JEFF FM 🙏😭

  • @Janm-2
    @Janm-2 4 місяці тому +4

    mike is so good at keeping conversations flowing

  • @FaituCopley
    @FaituCopley 2 місяці тому +1

    Only podcast I can actually sit and listen to the full way through anymore so entertaining always

  • @shawnakenney9179
    @shawnakenney9179 4 місяці тому +4

    Jeff is a nurse plz don’t randomly take those antibiotics! Mike was right, you can build up antibiotic resistance really quickly if you pop a few randomly!

  • @ivanthegreat1260
    @ivanthegreat1260 4 місяці тому +5

    Jeff no longer on impaulsive
    JeffFM bout to BLOW UP even more
    Been here since Day 1 lol

  • @Suq3rst4r
    @Suq3rst4r 2 місяці тому +3

    59:19 CRAZY foreshadowing

  • @DerekHaddlesey
    @DerekHaddlesey 4 місяці тому +2

    Love this community and the fact that Jeff actually reads our comments. I will say it again Jeff is one solid guy. Very wholesome he seems to genuinely care about his fan base. Love the show Jeff! Always entertaining

  • @dillanhamilton
    @dillanhamilton 4 місяці тому +2

    Sorry for your loss Ryan. Best Co Host! You’re the man

  • @blerinfamous4061
    @blerinfamous4061 4 місяці тому +8

    Bruh I chuckle every time I hear “my biggest strongest boy” 😂😂😂

  • @Oraclebruja
    @Oraclebruja 4 місяці тому +6

    Sound bites were on point lol thank you Kyle 🔥

  • @BabyMango
    @BabyMango 4 місяці тому +11

    When Mike tore his headphone off when the gunshot went off 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @wormofthehour
    @wormofthehour 4 місяці тому +3

    You are definitely made for more. Keep following your passions Jeff, you’re a fighter with a vast imagination.
    leaders need to lead

  • @saturnal
    @saturnal 4 місяці тому +3

    The Mearth vs Nearth discussion was the height of scientific discourse 🔥🔥🔥 love this show

  • @bmoney28
    @bmoney28 4 місяці тому +13

    Cody's 3 minute rant starting at 46:00 is one of the funniest moments in jeff FM history. im dying

  • @EmilyTianaCampy
    @EmilyTianaCampy 4 місяці тому +1

    So so sorry for your loss Ryan, I hope you know that we appreciate you and are thinking of you x

  • @mike10dude
    @mike10dude 4 місяці тому +8

    didn't even know about jeffs new video but definitely going to watch it now

  • @lindsaycameron04
    @lindsaycameron04 4 місяці тому +8

    I love Jeff FM. I have never missed an episode. I’ve never been offended or read into anything wrong but I want to be honest… the section with Cody and his comments today made me really uncomfortable.

    • @ScratchMarc.
      @ScratchMarc. 4 місяці тому +4

      Yup... doing boy math about buying women like they're animals was rather dehumanizing

  • @danieljack407
    @danieljack407 4 місяці тому +8

    100% the best pod

  • @ogloc9245
    @ogloc9245 4 місяці тому

    Very good episode! Thanks guys! Props to the whole team!

  • @tinaball7
    @tinaball7 4 місяці тому +1

    Thank u for begin SO honest & saying ur Dad hated every second of his Job!! ✍🏼

  • @rob4430
    @rob4430 4 місяці тому +3

    Ryan coming in like that is gold 😂😂😂 was not expecting that. Also doc was incredible Jeff!!!

  • @SarahKing3GD
    @SarahKing3GD 4 місяці тому +16

    Jeff, do not let anyone convince you that you're any less attractive with some scarring. Scars are sexy AF. It's like a tattoo but better because you earned it. You are still very much "the good looking one".

    • @Plutonium.2
      @Plutonium.2 4 місяці тому +6

      This is the truth and Jeff needs to understand it. Even the slight squint to the eye now is hot. It’s like when old movie stars had scars or one weird tooth or whatever and it became their calling card. A mark of character. Everyone wants to iron everything out of their face these days but what is truly hot in a man is a face with character

    • @Sof__pr
      @Sof__pr 4 місяці тому +1

      When he says this he’s literally fishing for a compliment and for validation

    • @Plutonium.2
      @Plutonium.2 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Sof__pr oh no does he need support after a harrowing disfigurement? What a fucking baby

    • @sierracindrell5775
      @sierracindrell5775 4 місяці тому +3

      Jeff is so much hotter to me now than he ever was in the Vlog Squad

  • @jadenlunsford4186
    @jadenlunsford4186 4 місяці тому

    i just lost my brother to an OD on 1/26/24….thank u guys for speaking on the importance of being careful and bringing awareness to such a heartbreaking topic! ❤️😞

  • @LauraPerez-uk7ym
    @LauraPerez-uk7ym 4 місяці тому +5

    Mike irks me… nothing is gonna change that hahah

  • @melaniemoreira3937
    @melaniemoreira3937 4 місяці тому +7

    Thank god for this ep. Always makes my day better. Great idea if you both collab and do something together. 😍

  • @TheKatarinaGiselle
    @TheKatarinaGiselle 4 місяці тому +5

    Mike works GREAT with you Mike! I loved seeing Mike on last time. I hope you guys are serious about doing this together!

  • @aussie7305
    @aussie7305 4 місяці тому +5

    We do have a community on reddit. We love Jeff

  • @Erykah_Mia
    @Erykah_Mia 4 місяці тому +1

    🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼My Condolences to Ryan! Sorry for your loss!🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @katielegate
    @katielegate 4 місяці тому +3

    Sending lots of love to Ryan!!

  • @galiii999
    @galiii999 4 місяці тому +4

    “Why are you talking in spaces” 😂😂 had me weak 😂😂

  • @Natalie-gw3cb
    @Natalie-gw3cb 4 місяці тому

    LOVED THIS PODCAST AND EVERYONE!!❤️❤️

  • @daswulf2694
    @daswulf2694 4 місяці тому

    I rarely finish a full YT vid these days, but I always finish every JFFM pod haha 10/10

  • @adriandebora2840
    @adriandebora2840 4 місяці тому +7

    RIP Ryans dad man🙏🏻 but Mike fucken doing the math cause Jeff said "I see a lot of you in him" 😭😭😭 had me fucken dead bro 🤣

  • @sharyn20611
    @sharyn20611 4 місяці тому +11

    Why am I so into this pod cast 😅😂😂 I am a new subscriber You're funny as hell

    • @cemernater
      @cemernater 4 місяці тому +1

      pod case

    • @sharyn20611
      @sharyn20611 4 місяці тому +1

      @@cemernater 😂

    • @sharyn20611
      @sharyn20611 4 місяці тому +1

      @@cemernater thank you ahahaaaa

  • @TexasPoonTappa11
    @TexasPoonTappa11 4 місяці тому +2

    Just in time for lunch. Thank you 🙏 ❤

  • @TipToeTee
    @TipToeTee 4 місяці тому +1

    This is becoming one of my favorite podcasts ❤

  • @jony6907
    @jony6907 4 місяці тому +5

    Jeff episodes are the only thing helping 2024

  • @maddyrocks4904
    @maddyrocks4904 4 місяці тому +3

    Love this podcast

  • @Briebrie334
    @Briebrie334 4 місяці тому +1

    Literally amazing timing, I’m on my lunch break

  • @trd-ricky6904
    @trd-ricky6904 4 місяці тому

    These podcast with Mike are always 🔥 keep them coming

  • @hamzahaque867
    @hamzahaque867 4 місяці тому +7

    holy shit this was one of the funniest episodes lmaoooo

  • @LauraVernon-hz7cr
    @LauraVernon-hz7cr 4 місяці тому +8

    Cody, Jeff and Mike, and weatherman Ryan are the quadruple we’ve always needed

  • @SourZappa
    @SourZappa 4 місяці тому

    What’s up family! Love this duo. Both are one of a kind ❤

  • @Nina525
    @Nina525 4 місяці тому

    Sorry for your loss Ryan💜

  • @Jadewonderland
    @Jadewonderland 4 місяці тому +3

    Awww I wish Ryan’s segment was longer 😢

  • @taravc
    @taravc 4 місяці тому +6

    “Why are you talking in spaces?” 😂

  • @raychelmiller2307
    @raychelmiller2307 4 місяці тому

    You guys are the highlight of My week. I am going through the pits of hell & all jokes aside, You guys make Me excape the pain for a needed break from the trials of life. Thank You... Truly!!!

    • @Inthemorningisay
      @Inthemorningisay 4 місяці тому

      Hope you find some light. ❤️ Sending positive vibes to you!

  • @kelseybuttner9973
    @kelseybuttner9973 4 місяці тому +5

    You look incredible, Jeff! 😍

  • @420yoloswag4jesuss
    @420yoloswag4jesuss 4 місяці тому +4

    Best timing lol I love sitting at work listening whoever comes in to buy cigarettes is forced to listen too🤣😭