Ruining Your Favorite Hetalia Ships

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 545

  • @johnsonken96
    @johnsonken96 3 роки тому +718

    “Every Hetalia ship is kinda problematic”
    They’re countries guys. Remember that.

    • @orivy
      @orivy 3 роки тому +67

      You're absolutely right
      But people can do worse than ship contries

    • @gwynzynoodles2553
      @gwynzynoodles2553 3 роки тому +6

      @@orivy like what

    • @mango2042
      @mango2042 3 роки тому +18

      @@gwynzynoodles2553 planets

    • @mango2042
      @mango2042 3 роки тому +25

      @@gwynzynoodles2553 cells

    • @gwynzynoodles2553
      @gwynzynoodles2553 3 роки тому +13

      @@mango2042 oh GOSH CELLS

  • @tiffany-chan1235
    @tiffany-chan1235 3 роки тому +511

    See's the title and disclaimer: Destroy me honey.

  • @annaferns1840
    @annaferns1840 3 роки тому +494

    It's Japan's birthday, no better time than today since he has the canon harem. Lol

  • @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271
    @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 3 роки тому +214

    in the last one..
    Swissy turned into one of those anime dudes who watch those "onii-chan" animes

  • @fatcat1414
    @fatcat1414 3 роки тому +187

    The nature of the characters representing countries (and furthermore, everyone seeming to be at least distantly related) means it's nearly impossible to avoid weird implications unless you ship pairings with little to no canon or irl backing. The most popular ship in the fandom is rooted in an alliance between two fascist states ffs. That's why this seems to be the fandom where ship bashing seems both the most prevalent and the most pointless. (This is not directed towards HetaFacts, ofc, I'm just talking about the fandom in general)

    • @sab5686
      @sab5686 3 роки тому +5

      exactly

    • @bumblebee8615
      @bumblebee8615 Рік тому +6

      I agree with this statement. Hetalia and it’s world building are strange and defies logic. When I try to explain to people who have never watched it they look at me like 🤨. I tried explaining to a friend about Hetalia because they saw discourse on their Twitter from someone they follow regarding GetIta, UsUK, and another I can’t recall. After I was done explaining to them the world of hetalia and everyone’s relationships, they were like “This sounds confusing and stupid af. I don’t care because it all just sounds too illogical to be that mad over.”
      I don’t see the point in arguing over 99% of the ships in Hetalia, because the series itself defies logic and if wanted to get logical people shouldn’t be shipping anyone! However, shipping is a part of fandom culture so 🤷🏾‍♀️.

  • @salemontrial7
    @salemontrial7 3 роки тому +399

    Why bother fighting about ships, they're all terrible and historically offensive in some way

    • @穎娜
      @穎娜 3 роки тому +22

      This comment worth more like

    • @thechildrensaccountloveshe3487
      @thechildrensaccountloveshe3487 3 роки тому +20

      Yup, so EVERYONE SUCKS!

    • @aphpmr574
      @aphpmr574 2 роки тому +10

      Yes i agree i dont really like ships that unlogical ill see what their history background cause if u really ship them their relationship is really weird

    • @Jammers820
      @Jammers820 4 місяці тому

      other than porteng!

  • @kenndie434
    @kenndie434 3 роки тому +167

    Who would win ?
    Chad America vs random Tree Waifu whose probably not 40 times his age

  • @MaxGreen111
    @MaxGreen111 3 роки тому +509

    Maadeline
    “Every ship is problematic”
    YES. EVERYONE ELSE SHUT UP. THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

    • @MaxGreen111
      @MaxGreen111 3 роки тому +18

      Some r more problematic than others doe

    • @SlavoidUkr
      @SlavoidUkr 3 роки тому +8

      @@MaxGreen111 so what? It's all fictional anyway 😌

    • @dolorexic_s
      @dolorexic_s 2 роки тому +6

      No. They are COUNTRIES. Representatives of REAL LIFE LANDMASS with governments, culture, people and history.

    • @youraveragegeographyfan699
      @youraveragegeographyfan699 2 роки тому

      @@dolorexic_s oh they know that they do it anyways

  • @Moonlitwatersofaqua
    @Moonlitwatersofaqua 3 роки тому +102

    In regards to Ameripan, I feel the need to elaborate on Japan's age. I find that a lot of people do not seem to grasp just how old Japan is. Also note I am about to really roast my otp.
    Japan does not have a stated age, however there is a lot of content to indicate that Japan is much older than America mentally and physically. He talks about how old he feels many times throughout the series. He talks about how he looks younger than he actually is. He talks about having high blood pressure that makes him wake up early and go for morning walks. He has hip pains. The comic where America invites Japan to his Christmas party talks about how America sees Japan as older and wiser than him. He sees Japan as someone who can help him out of bad situations. Japan's patience is reminiscent of a man who has lived many years and as a result isn't phased by much. Granted it does seem to be the case that he is predisposed to this temperament. The fact his age is described as a secret, might also be another indicator of Japan's age. How often do older people evade answering the question of how old they are? If we found out Japan was like physically 35 or older, I would not be shocked.
    America meanwhile is barely legal 19. He's a freshmen college student. While he may be an adult in his own country, in Japan he isn't one. the Legal age of adulthood in Japan is 20. This is changing to be 18 like it is in the west. America is old enough to do the devils tango in Japan and a lot of other things. But the traditional legal age is 20. So America would be perceived as being more of a child.
    Going after Japan's natural age may seem like a cheap shot. Everyone is older than America lol. However one should consider the fact that during Japan's 250 hikkiomori phase America went from a fetus to being some where in his teen years by the time of the Perry expedition.
    I love Ameripan, it is my otp, but of all of the popular and semi popular ships in Hetalia, Ameripan is probably the one with the most egregious age gap. Japan isn't just a cougar in this relationship. He is a bit of a sugar daddy.
    And yes peer pressure is a problem in this relationship. While Japan isn't completely spineless, its pretty clear he has a problem saying no to America. Especially when it comes to politics. He can't say no when America forces him to open up. He doesn't say no to America's ridiculous ideas at world meetings. I suppose being the junior partner in an alliance with a superpower does that.

    • @invadercat3505
      @invadercat3505 3 роки тому +19

      Your rant was wonderful to read! (and not because I hate Ameripan, I'm very neutral towards it). It is always refreshing to see people who are critical of the things they love, even if it is a fictional pairing and characters. I hope your comment gets plenty of likes and responses, it certainly deserves it :)
      I'm also glad I found someone else who sees Japan as an older character, though to be fair I'm not sure what the fandom's general perception of his age is.

    • @Moonlitwatersofaqua
      @Moonlitwatersofaqua 3 роки тому +13

      @@invadercat3505 thanks. I try my best. I invest too much time in helltalia thinking.
      I feel like most people probably see Japan as being in his 20s like most of the hetalia characters. I'm mostly familiar with ameripan in this case though. I've noticed people have a tendency to age japan down. I think its because he really fits into that blushing shy nerdy kid trope that a ton of us fans can relate to. Its perfect for your highschool au. Though its hard to say whether or not this is a conscious creative decision for most people or if that's just how creators perceive Japan.
      I've also seen so many fics that make Japan a virgin. He's over 2000 years old guys. He may canonically not have sex often but I sincerely doubt this man is a 2000 year old virgin.
      That said though I have seen fanfics that lean into the fact Japan is older than a lot of the other countries.

    • @invadercat3505
      @invadercat3505 3 роки тому +10

      @@Moonlitwatersofaqua Looks like we both invest too much time into Hetalia thinking.
      I must say, this insight into fanon Japan is really helpful and appreciated! Glad to know how they massacred weeb boy. I think one of the reasons (atop the ones you mentioned) as to why the fandom de-ages Japan and put him in high school settings is because of his appearance. Making Japan short and thin was the correct choice on Hima's part since it is an accurate portrayal of the build of a regular Japanese person, but it consequently makes him look like a prepubescent. His big eyes and haircut which most boys abandon by age 12 have the effect of making him look very young (though admittedly I like his design).

    • @Moonlitwatersofaqua
      @Moonlitwatersofaqua 3 роки тому +6

      @@invadercat3505 Sometimes I wonder if himaruya did this on purpose. making japan look like a 12 year old dweeb.

    • @K04xqsaondnjk44hm
      @K04xqsaondnjk44hm Місяць тому

      Btw japan is 2685 years old! I think

  • @Moonlitwatersofaqua
    @Moonlitwatersofaqua 3 роки тому +190

    Man most of these ships have pedo energy or are a constant fight fest.

  • @ElricGurl
    @ElricGurl 3 роки тому +201

    Me who doesn't ship(and is still in the fandom somehow): Oh THIS is gonna be good.

  • @s_lasgalen
    @s_lasgalen 3 роки тому +180

    The AusHun one is also literally Servant x Boss ship so im surprised no one mentioned that yet

    • @suzy4840
      @suzy4840 3 роки тому +4

      Ive been waiting for that:'(

    • @makcrossing
      @makcrossing 3 роки тому +67

      Boss who gets pegged

    • @hundin7585
      @hundin7585 3 роки тому +11

      @@makcrossing LMFAO

    • @auroramacula
      @auroramacula 3 роки тому +5

      @@makcrossing based

    • @FrederickIIAnticMaster
      @FrederickIIAnticMaster 3 роки тому +2

      Looks like Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun's relationship.
      Fegelein and Gretl can screw themselves.

  • @shadowpuppet7964
    @shadowpuppet7964 3 роки тому +75

    *Most of the ships here* : Wow, this rivalry or war or mutual distaste is giving me weird 'feeling' (youtube)... Eh, screw history.

  • @tonkinthehanoian1843
    @tonkinthehanoian1843 3 роки тому +162

    Ruining my OTP is as easy as opening a history book. Once you know history, you can butcher your pairing as you please, but at the same time can't stop manipulate them to come together.
    Ruining pairing in your way sounds like you've never seen Angst in a relationship before.

    • @sab5686
      @sab5686 3 роки тому +6

      i think she was just poking fun at it but yeah literally i don’t think extreme problems means end of relationship. maybe that’s a me problem but

  • @migueltomi3087
    @migueltomi3087 3 роки тому +190

    The whole concept shipping of countries is a little bit weird for me (I know we are shipping characters but what we are shipping exactly population , pieces of land or what)

    • @lemon-mm7sq
      @lemon-mm7sq 3 роки тому +30

      Exactly. When reading fanfiction the mental image of two countries fruk-ing appears

    • @migueltomi3087
      @migueltomi3087 3 роки тому +16

      @@lemon-mm7sq the worst part is when the countries have a huge land size difference

    • @faith4disney
      @faith4disney 3 роки тому +6

      The pieces of land are actually their houses, no?

    • @migueltomi3087
      @migueltomi3087 3 роки тому +15

      @@faith4disney in that case we are shipping millions of people with millions of people?

    • @invadercat3505
      @invadercat3505 3 роки тому +30

      @@migueltomi3087 Here's how I would put it:
      What shapes a person? Things like parentage, environment, pop culture, what you were taught, what people around you believe and how they acted all influenced your current attitudes, lifestyle, and interests. It's the same with nations, only they have significantly longer lives. The reason their relationships with other countries and their beliefs/attitudes/values parallel historic relations and historic beliefs/attitudes/values is because they live alongside history and are products of their time and place just like regular people, but because they live longer their persons change as their cultures, relations, and status in the world change. So you're not shipping landmasses or millions of people together, you are shipping two individuals who are deeply influenced by the changing tides of history and culture. The nations are still individuals and can have interests, opinions, and personal relationships outside of what is common within their populations. If Hungary thinks a hat is cute, it's not because every Hungarian or the majority of Hungarians think said hat is cute, she just likes the hat because she's a person who has opinions and preferences. Nations aren't dictated by their people.
      That being said, nations are definitely influenced by things like their country's geography and industry, but even then, there is usually an easy comparison to be made between something "nation" and something "human". For example, Iceland is noted to have a hot/cold personality to parallel his island's many volcanoes, which isn't too different from how someone's appearance affects them. Seychelles is very friendly as a result of her large tourism industry, but this can be read as someone's job affecting their personality. The only exclusively non-human, 100% nation attributes they have are how nations exist only if their people/culture do, or how their economy affects their health and physical growth.

  • @MelonTea
    @MelonTea 3 роки тому +82

    I was laughing through basically the whole way because of how true it is

  • @Nicknstrips
    @Nicknstrips 3 роки тому +38

    so many ᵇᵒⁿᵉʳˢ and ᶜʰⁱˡᵈʳᵉⁿ... I really need to go back to therapy for being in this fandom-

  • @cransberryv2777
    @cransberryv2777 3 роки тому +216

    Hetafacts speaking facts
    Me: 👁👄👁 fascinating it really is.

  • @zoologygirl252
    @zoologygirl252 3 роки тому +45

    Literally ship wars over how problematic ships are are pointless in hetalia. All you have to do is look at the last two hundred years of imperialism and wars and every ship(and character) is automatically problematic.

    • @PolishAxolotl
      @PolishAxolotl 2 роки тому

      So PolHun is also problematic?

    • @peachesandcream22
      @peachesandcream22 2 роки тому +4

      @@PolishAxolotl yes, they are. Just read how Poles treated Hungarians in WWII

  • @ameriix4125
    @ameriix4125 3 роки тому +61

    F for everyone.

  • @nayhtsuru6481
    @nayhtsuru6481 3 роки тому +126

    Me a multishiper who clicked this video: Maybe I am a masochist

  • @rosie-Queen-of-hearts
    @rosie-Queen-of-hearts 3 роки тому +41

    I was honestly surprised Ruslat was there since it’s kind of a rare pair in someways

    • @superdevton1137
      @superdevton1137 3 роки тому +2

      Wanna know what’s an even rarer ship? RusSey

  • @hanasan4845
    @hanasan4845 3 роки тому +90

    I had to Google what that AmeLiet roast meant and it feels more like I received a book recommendation.
    Honestly, the FrUK roast isn't even a roast, it's FrUK in a nutshell:-D
    I'll firmly believe Czechia and Slovakia aren't related until proven otherwise, though it might make sense
    EstLat is too unpopular to be involved here, but from the author's opinion that I recall that it doesn't make sense, I bet the diss would be brutal
    Overall, fun video lol

    • @DaughterofHebe
      @DaughterofHebe 3 роки тому +18

      Estonia and Latvia actually hate each other over which one of them Lithuania likes more but Lithuania ultimately chose Poland over them 😂

    • @穎娜
      @穎娜 3 роки тому +8

      Fruk shipper here and can confirm, yes, that's the point

    • @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271
      @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 3 роки тому +2

      *screams in EstLat shipper because yes it's unpopular so it's kind of hard to find fanfics and fanart of EstLat*
      But like..
      Yeah they don't suit each other all that much, but it kind of depends on how you see the ship, I think auiwrgukwagrw
      *i would love to see Hetafacts absolutely destroying EstLat even if it would make me cry*

    • @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271
      @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 3 роки тому +1

      @@DaughterofHebe well, Latvia does kind of look up to Estonia and wants to be as confident in himself as him (but he doesn't want to be like him), and well, Estonia does care for Latvia and worries for him?
      I don't know?
      I think some of this is canon in some way or maybe I have misunderstood the whole universe and yeah
      *yeah*
      *but it's so sad like they really like Lithuania but he just simps for Poland instead*

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 2 роки тому +3

      The Jungle also has the darkly funny story around it that the Americans who read it were more concerned about the lack of food safety in the book than the fact that Lithuanians were being exploited. Like they seemingly didn’t care at all.

  • @soy_was_here_but_gae2859
    @soy_was_here_but_gae2859 3 роки тому +41

    We can all agree that France speaks in cursive

  • @leahheddinger2962
    @leahheddinger2962 3 роки тому +45

    As someone who has actually read "The Jungle", I cackled at AmeLiet's. And AmeLiet is my OTP. This entire video had me in stitches, though.

    • @eatyourself5859
      @eatyourself5859 Рік тому +2

      What's this book about?

    • @El_Soyato
      @El_Soyato Рік тому

      @@eatyourself5859 the working conditions of meat processing plants around the turn of the 20th century

    • @wolfbyte2468
      @wolfbyte2468 8 місяців тому +3

      @@eatyourself5859 It's a book from the early 1900s that detailed the horrors of what poor workers in the US, especially immigrants, went through when working in meatpacking factories. It was so shocking to the public that it was a major cause in legal protection for workers becoming a thing in the country. The main character was a Lithuanian immigrant (since it was very common for workers in these factories to be Lithuanian immigrants).

  • @Nikosauruss
    @Nikosauruss 3 роки тому +23

    im kinda scared of these ships ngl... but then again all ships scared me

  • @Luna-kn2ug
    @Luna-kn2ug 3 роки тому +30

    If there will be a part 2, I'd really like to see PrusPol

  • @drewgray2303
    @drewgray2303 3 роки тому +19

    im surprised ameripan wasnt just
    America: you can totally forgive me for hiroshima and nagasaki right lol

  • @ahaha5057
    @ahaha5057 3 роки тому +42

    Me: *Doesn't know anything about Hetalia*
    UA-cam: Hey wanna watch this video about Hetalia ships
    Me: I don't see why not

    • @SaferWafer
      @SaferWafer 3 роки тому +9

      Join us in hell 💕✨

  • @invadercat3505
    @invadercat3505 3 роки тому +42

    When I saw the title I assumed this video was made by Unhappy Chibi.

  • @coldmetal-2576
    @coldmetal-2576 3 роки тому +17

    8:37
    Switzerland You mind taking a seat?

  • @TwiceBlessed60
    @TwiceBlessed60 Рік тому +3

    That's why I to my RP stories with a understanding plot for both sides to agree on...
    if the other person disagrees on how I replied, then I can turn the tables and do something else for the story keeping it clean enough to finish!~ 😌

  • @doitsuduck8049
    @doitsuduck8049 3 роки тому +31

    7:02 i follow the same logic ngl

  • @Cherry33Blossom435
    @Cherry33Blossom435 3 роки тому +30

    Cold War love attracts the Rusame loverss

  • @denaeiii
    @denaeiii 3 роки тому +15

    IM SCREAMING THE FACT THAT USUK FRANADA AND SPAMANO ARE ALL THE SAMEEE

  • @adrenaliner4163
    @adrenaliner4163 3 роки тому +18

    THE JUNGLE REFERENCE HAD ME IN PEICES. HOLY SHIT.

  • @alexandriawang8292
    @alexandriawang8292 3 роки тому +17

    I mean, hetalia characters are sentient nations. Shipping them is always kind of strange. By the age thing, lots of characters are hundreds or even thousands of years apart. I'm kind of curious though, what do people think about different ships in different countries? Like, how do fans see their own countries as characters?

    • @chio3000
      @chio3000 3 роки тому +4

      🥛I mean, human can only last 100 years while countries remain more than centruries and expect them to have few age gap like human are really delusional. 🥛
      🥛Like for example, Liechtenstein is older than Switzerland actually, but it didn't help me view her only as a teenager. If we force human moral on a peice of land, shouldn't it better to take their human age instead? (That why I don't care about Japan & USA real country age gap)🥛
      🥛I could give you my personal experiment. First of, if it a country that have bad relation with us only in the past, then I only hate it when they make a tragic event into some kind of romantic. If it still bad nowaday, I feel lack of respect. If it a good relation countries, it's cool and I feel they actually care about our history. If it a completely stranger country, I have no problem but will extrem curious why they are shipped. 🥛

    • @vermilion6966
      @vermilion6966 Рік тому +1

      I'm kind of curious though, what do people think about different ships in different countries? - I think it just depends on the person, and not persons nationality.
      I ship 'my' country with anything that breaths xD Like literally. Depending on the time of day, and its quite fortunate that that country is russia since it had some kind of history with half the world it seems. If there was any history with it, i can ship it. Because you can spin that history 180 and it will still make sense. You can take countries like Prussia and America to name a few for example and make them fkn hate each other or love each other or something inbetween and it still makes sense.
      And thats pretty much it, everything else is just personal preferences.
      I dont ship other countries tho, but thats just me, i jsut dont find ship without my own that interesting not to mention dont know their history all that well

  • @axirius8187
    @axirius8187 3 роки тому +5

    The thing that make me laugh the most is the voice you make of every characters

  • @indiannajohns5441
    @indiannajohns5441 Рік тому +7

    “Any ship involving Sealand”
    *british whispering*
    *im 12 years old*

  • @starflightwinter633
    @starflightwinter633 3 роки тому +7

    You absolutely nailed all their accents! This is a great video

  • @Katerina-kqkq
    @Katerina-kqkq 3 роки тому +30

    10/10 for PruHun

  • @LenaLovesLlamas
    @LenaLovesLlamas 3 роки тому +14

    Ameripan is my OTP. Even though I've acknowledged the weird side of this ship before, the Ameripan part still had me dead lmaoooo.

  • @UnhappyChibiWasAlone
    @UnhappyChibiWasAlone 3 роки тому +10

    The video I never knew I needed! (I'm also glad Pruliet got mentioned lol)

  • @Error403HRD
    @Error403HRD 11 місяців тому +3

    I'm a multishipper and this fandom is like the easiest one to ship problematic ships in. In fact, it's the only fandom that i actively ship an incest ship in. Every ship can be justified, every ship can be problematic, so just read what you like, draw what you like, and try not to start shipwars.

  • @Bonebrothsoup
    @Bonebrothsoup 3 роки тому +11

    can you PLEASE do a part two this was hilarious

  • @badumba5511
    @badumba5511 10 місяців тому +4

    Sometimes it's easier for me to separate the character from the nation cause I just simply like them for that alone with 0 knowledge of their country, realistically all of them screwed up.

  • @sab5686
    @sab5686 3 роки тому +3

    i am so excited for this destroy me pls
    edit: PLS MAKE A PART 2 THIS WAS SO FUNNY

  • @Jettus
    @Jettus 3 роки тому +19

    When it's the ships I don't ship: *laughs*
    When it's the ships I do ship: *bursts out laughing even harder*
    But hey, you didn't roast my 2nd favourite ship so I'm good xD

  • @cermtart8645
    @cermtart8645 3 роки тому +12

    Heck it's a freaking landmass we're shipping! What is wrong with us?!😔

    • @sab5686
      @sab5686 3 роки тому

      thoughts every day😍

    • @faith4disney
      @faith4disney 3 роки тому +2

      It's not landmass being shipped, it's the characters themselves.

  • @shipperina2213
    @shipperina2213 3 роки тому +71

    Some of them are okay I guess, just silly, but
    Usuk
    Franada
    Fransey
    Rombelg
    And spamano is fucked up
    (cough cough, this is like dating your teacher/parent/oldest sibling)

    • @shipperina2213
      @shipperina2213 3 роки тому +8

      Seborga is about 16 years old if we go about the height and maturity levels as an indicator

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 3 роки тому +11

      I don't think there's anything wrong with dating your teacher when you get old. I mean you're both consenting adults so why not? But yeah the rest is fucked up

    • @jayy17783
      @jayy17783 3 роки тому +20

      @@raspberrycrowns9494 Spain basically raised him, would you date an adopted family member? That's basically the mentality of this ship

    • @jayy17783
      @jayy17783 3 роки тому +8

      What about AmeCan? That's fucked up too, and how is romano x Belgium bad? I'm curious

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 3 роки тому +6

      @@jayy17783 I don't even ship any of those you mentioned. And I said teacher not parent. Adopted Parent/child is incest but teacher/consenting student is fine since there's no relation between them other than one used to teach the other. There's been plenty of cases where that has happened in real life.
      My otps are and only Giripan, AmeLiet, and maybe SwisAus

  • @nadillasakinah950
    @nadillasakinah950 3 роки тому +21

    And here I am shipping Sweden x Ukraine
    They actually look good together

    • @kzzra
      @kzzra 3 роки тому +4

      e x p l a i n

    • @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271
      @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 3 роки тому +6

      It's a cute ship. I agree (at least on the surface. I'm too lazy to go into deep shit)
      Like, scary but gentle dude and scared & gentle gurl (i honestly don't really remember Ukraine's character-)
      It's a little like SuFin, but more.. sensitive? I do not know
      (buuuuuut Sweden is homosexual so i don't think it would ever happen. But it's still a cute ship)

    • @lilith3313
      @lilith3313 3 роки тому +4

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who has thought about this pair. To me, Ukraine is like a female version of Finland (appearance-wise of course, Tino might seem soft and sweet but he is actually pretty savage) 😇 I used to mistake Ukraine for Fin and vice-versa a few times when I just started reading the comic strips

  • @SaferWafer
    @SaferWafer 3 роки тому +5

    3:17 my Romano kinnie ass was hurt personally by this. I will never recover.

  • @annataran3567
    @annataran3567 3 роки тому +6

    I love how you imitate the character's voices)❤

  • @leticiadonozo4759
    @leticiadonozo4759 3 роки тому +10

    I would love for you to a part 2 and many even parts to this

  • @nachiro3298
    @nachiro3298 3 роки тому +11

    I swear this is the second time today I've had to watch a video during class lol

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 3 роки тому +7

    7:19 “Our marriage was literally a compromise that was the last resort because I threw a rebellion and got martial law imposed on me! And we’re a healthy couple in canon!”.
    My god this ship frustrates me. I mean it isn’t as bad as a lot of other ships but that fact that it’s canon will forever baffle me.

  • @kimifw58
    @kimifw58 Рік тому +3

    Second favorite:
    England: We've been intermingling for so long, we're practically the same person now.
    France: Or twin brothers at the very least.
    England: Odd.
    France: Indeed.
    ...
    England: _W-Why are you removing my trousers?!!_ D:
    France: _Honhonhonhon! You know you want it!_ >:D

  • @lilith3313
    @lilith3313 3 роки тому +4

    Oh, and what about rare (?) ships like ItaEng, PruEng, England/Belgium, Prussia/Friedrich II and Holland/Spain :3 Also, has no one mentioned yet that North Italy is much older than Germany? Germany might not have needed a new body to be "reborn" as a new country (because there was HRE's), but he has not retained HRE's memories (except for a tiny part as we can see in Buon San Valentino), he has a different personality and accent and Italy doesn't seem to recognise Germany as his childhood love (pretends not to?). I hope this makes sense (GerIta is my OTP but the part about HRE is really confusing)

  • @Bowtie_Pasta
    @Bowtie_Pasta 3 роки тому +3

    Is crazy how invested i am in usuk. I wish i could forget about hetalia as a whole.

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 2 роки тому +1

    I’m happy you included my comment about The Jungle lol

  • @siaorihara
    @siaorihara 3 роки тому +9

    The PruHun made me laugh hard XD poor Austria but I still ship both AusHun and PruHun. Prussia deserves to have some happiness but Hungary canonically married Austria. XD LOVE TRIANGLEEEEEE

  • @_himoza_
    @_himoza_ 3 роки тому +6

    Well in defence of Spamano... Spain AT LEAST didn't called Romano his brother...so minus incestuous shit...i guess
    🤔😣😅

    • @chio3000
      @chio3000 3 роки тому

      Not a Spanmano shipper but they don't really like brothe in-a-relationship than some other cases

  • @RainbowBoo42
    @RainbowBoo42 3 роки тому +5

    2:29
    Random Human:
    There’s no jungles in Lithuania I don’t get it
    Semi-Cultured Human Hetalia Fan:
    So Lithuania is thinking about American meat packing OwO
    Cultured Hetalila Veteran who lost all faith in humanity after 2019:
    Yes there is Meat packing oh my sweet naive child in America’s completely screwed up factories mainly staffed by immigrant workers who often died on the job or were beaten or killed for trying to form Unions
    The brand new hetalia fans:
    I just came here for the memes and cute anime characters *Crying in terror in the corner*

  • @lilith3313
    @lilith3313 3 роки тому +4

    8:26 "Suck it, loser!" Can't help but love PruHun even though AusHun is kinda canon and I kinda accept it but I hate it a bit too because Hungary had to change herself for Austria...

  • @iggytalia6486
    @iggytalia6486 3 роки тому +10

    damn. i was waiting for someone to bring up czechia and slovakia being related :D

    • @somename625
      @somename625 3 роки тому +2

      Are they?

    • @iggytalia6486
      @iggytalia6486 3 роки тому +2

      @@somename625 don't think so

    • @somename625
      @somename625 3 роки тому +1

      @@iggytalia6486 ight that's good

    • @suhana8516
      @suhana8516 3 роки тому +3

      Bruh weren’t they married

    • @svefngengillv3522
      @svefngengillv3522 3 роки тому +1

      By Hetalia rules they can be related. It reminded me one post from Tumblr by cotov:
      Herzegovina: Sometimes I hate him
      Herzegovina: But I love him
      Herzegovina: But he’s my brother
      Herzegovina: But we’re married
      Czechia: *pours vodka*
      Czechia: I know that feel sis

  • @FrederickIIAnticMaster
    @FrederickIIAnticMaster 3 роки тому

    *Sees Hetafacts (Kolko) carrying a flammenwerfer roasting sailors of these particular ships and soldiers who are defending it, especially GerIta, FrUK, USUK, AusHun, PruHun and LietBel, while playing Ohne Hemd und Ohne Hoschen.*
    FLAMETHROWER! *Gets hit*
    *SCREAMS IN AGONY*

  • @bastardboi5516
    @bastardboi5516 3 роки тому +3

    Me, who was waiting for Ruscan:

  • @gaea7464
    @gaea7464 3 роки тому +11

    So what this tells me is that Prumano is the best ship for Romano hands down cuz it just means that Romano only feels superior to germans but will not bomb Prussia’s muscles and threathen him- OKAY XDDDD

    • @shipperina2213
      @shipperina2213 3 роки тому +5

      Nah I am pretty sure is romerica (jkjk, unless?)

    • @heedzhee1578
      @heedzhee1578 Рік тому +1

      plus it's not really historically problematic(?) just two overshadowed insecure dudes... I like this ship because PruMano shippers also write these characters in really fun ways where they actually progress as characters and manage to help eachother with friendship/romantic relationship instead of the SpaMano way of Romano's character stagnation and the protectee+protector dynamic

  • @twiteruplsur3514
    @twiteruplsur3514 3 роки тому +15

    So... When is part 2?

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 3 роки тому +6

    This is why I rarely ship lol.
    Well I ship less for the sake of it and more for narrative purposes. A lot of the very few “ships” I have are pretty unhealthy and I know this, they’re a dysfunctional couple. Even for those I actually kind of ship that can be the case. I consider myself a Ancient Rome x Ancient Greece shipper, but even then I write them as seeing each other in this sort of patronizing, let’s just say complicated way.
    But honestly I hate shipping culture in Hetalia so much.
    Also you went so easy on TurkGre lol.

    • @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271
      @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 3 роки тому

      Ancient Rome and Ancient Greece? I don't think I've ever heard that before
      Sounds interesting

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 3 роки тому +1

      @@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 Ancient Rome and Ancient Greece, BTW.

    • @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271
      @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 3 роки тому

      @@wannabehistorian371 ah okii
      But still cool

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 3 роки тому +1

      @@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 Late I know but... It’s just too funny how Ancient Rome was apparently tsundere towards Ancient Greece. It’s hilarious. And these two just had such an interesting relationship IRL in general.

    • @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271
      @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 3 роки тому

      @@wannabehistorian371 sounds cute

  • @cccrrr450
    @cccrrr450 3 роки тому +9

    Happy birthday to Spain and Japan.

  • @crybaby4936
    @crybaby4936 3 роки тому +11

    Hetalia ships are all about ANGST

  • @fandomdump192
    @fandomdump192 3 роки тому +10

    Ships I didn't see that will either show up in a part 2 or meant they perfection:
    Belarus X Vietnam
    Denmark X Belarus
    Frying Pangle (Austria X Hungary X Prussia)
    Japan X Turkey
    Greece X Japan X Turkey(Idk the ship name if you do know plz tell me)
    Iceland X Hong Kong
    Thailand X India (unless they were supposed to go in the incest parings, I just don't consider them related no one has to agree with me!)
    Canada X Cuba
    Iceland X Turkey
    Ukraine X Hungary
    Taiwan X Belgium
    Ukraine X Canada
    Canada X Netherlands
    That is all, thank you for coming to my ted talk-

    • @KolkoCat
      @KolkoCat  2 роки тому +2

      Challenge accepted

  • @ChibiJanelle
    @ChibiJanelle 3 роки тому +5

    I CHOKED THROUGH THIS WHOLE VIDEO I WAS NOT READY LMAOOO

  • @KaitlynMilliken
    @KaitlynMilliken Рік тому +1

    I was hoping my parents wouldn’t hear that, I don’t think they did

    • @KaitlynMilliken
      @KaitlynMilliken Рік тому +1

      My parents don’t know that I like Hetalia (I haven’t actually seen the show) and the talk when they figure it out is going to be very difficult

  • @TheHollandHS
    @TheHollandHS 2 роки тому +3

    You have ships
    I got an entire fleet

  • @snowshower4415
    @snowshower4415 3 роки тому +7

    * sits there in SpUk *

  • @TheCoomer
    @TheCoomer 3 роки тому +11

    🤔 I think England wouldn't be faithful 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @blitszina2570
    @blitszina2570 3 роки тому +5

    Welp...no Netherlands ship was roasted.... I AM INVINCIBLE

    • @blitszina2570
      @blitszina2570 3 роки тому +1

      @@annataran3567 I'm not saying that mo Netherlands ships aren't toxic but they're really small

    • @blitszina2570
      @blitszina2570 3 роки тому +1

      @@b.b.b.b.b.b.b fair point, anything about nedcan?

    • @blitszina2570
      @blitszina2570 3 роки тому +1

      @@b.b.b.b.b.b.b I don't think he was ever aggressive towards Canada? He sends him tulips every year as a thank you for helping out in ww2 for crying out loud

  • @thefae8678
    @thefae8678 3 роки тому +2

    **Vibes quietly in shipping a ship that not a damn soul ships, so it wasn't included in the video**

  • @kimberlybogert-nemeth4760
    @kimberlybogert-nemeth4760 3 роки тому +6

    Omg that Pruhun one tho😂😅😌😅

  • @miau_555
    @miau_555 3 роки тому +8

    8:21 F for Austria

  • @soyokothematryoshkakitten9752
    @soyokothematryoshkakitten9752 3 роки тому +2

    OH GOD THE JUNGLE. I kinda laughed cause of the scream im sorry!

  • @dinotazar
    @dinotazar 4 місяці тому

    skips away happily knowing that me (an australia x new zealand shipper) egos didn’t get ruined

  • @anette.a.e8885
    @anette.a.e8885 3 роки тому +2

    Ruseng
    England: Imma get together with my younger brother's rival

    • @vermilion6966
      @vermilion6966 Рік тому

      can you even roast it?
      i mean... its just a pretty weak roast xD

  • @KaeserLooty
    @KaeserLooty 3 роки тому +2

    you are too kind...
    btw tag yourself, I am "OMG, a long history of hatred, rivarly..."

    • @cheep5645
      @cheep5645 3 роки тому +1

      As an America fan and a history nerd, I’m “The (X) War has given me the weirdest boner...”

  • @iggygirly
    @iggygirly 3 роки тому +9

    IggyPan has been spared ? XD

    • @Moonlitwatersofaqua
      @Moonlitwatersofaqua 3 роки тому +1

      It got lucky this time. I like roasting how Iggy totally neglected that relationship.

    • @iggygirly
      @iggygirly 3 роки тому +1

      @@Moonlitwatersofaqua Really ? How so ? (sorry if the question is stupid but i am an anime only.) In the manga, did England neglected Japan ?

  • @capiisawesome6290
    @capiisawesome6290 3 роки тому +5

    OMG, This made me laugh more than it should've

  • @sleepyheadIllinois
    @sleepyheadIllinois 3 роки тому +4

    I DONT SHIP SWISSLIET-
    BUT THAT ONE CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD AND I AUDIBLY GAGGED

  • @almavalcas
    @almavalcas 3 роки тому +3

    *What a cute child, he shall be my little brother*

  • @JJ5_dragon_heart
    @JJ5_dragon_heart 11 місяців тому +1

    Why are half of these “oh what a cute kid they will be my little brother/sister”
    Or “something bad has given me the weirdest b****”

  • @beatsbycossack
    @beatsbycossack 3 роки тому +3

    As a prumano shipper I've actually made a prumano meme similar to 6:28

  • @IvAnimatesDaH3talian
    @IvAnimatesDaH3talian 5 місяців тому

    Me: sees my ships in there
    Also me: “true tho, it would pan out like that, but in that fic I read it was a charade.. ether one, anyway you SLAY :3”

  • @UkraineMotherland
    @UkraineMotherland Рік тому +1

    Seborga being canon 16-17: *gets called 13*

  • @mitsubapancake4906
    @mitsubapancake4906 Рік тому +1

    The last one caught me off guard🤣

  • @gamerpez7074
    @gamerpez7074 3 роки тому +12

    You didn't get LATLIECH =)

  • @yoshikoka
    @yoshikoka 3 роки тому +2

    I never wheezed so hard in my life- this is gold

  • @phaethonpoincare8892
    @phaethonpoincare8892 2 роки тому +1

    Did you know there has a Hikaru Genji Plan story in Japan?
    Although I'm not saying I ship Franada or Fra X Sey......
    There are many characters mutually calls brother or sister, but it's not saying they have blood-related......
    North Italy calls France and Spain big brother France and big brother Spain, but they are not blood-related. (I think it's because they are all under Roman influence.)
    I saw some comments, I don't think that England and Seychelles picture is a slavery joke, I think it just wants to mean Seychelles becomes England's colony......but I know it's easy to get misunderstood......

  • @dirtbag9928
    @dirtbag9928 3 роки тому +8

    I ship belarus and belgium but that's such a damn rare pair so I know for a fact it isn't gonna be on here 😂

  • @wodahexe8400
    @wodahexe8400 3 роки тому +7

    "Gender rolls"