I Work as a Paralegal for a Demigod Lawyer
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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Story inspiration from SCP-3807 from the SCP archives. Also, this was probably a bit influenced by one of my favorite books "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman and the follow-up "Anansi Boys". Check them out if you haven't read yet, they're great!
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Music By Myuu, Jesse Gallagher and Jimena Contreras from UA-cam Studio library
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"A person? They made me into a person? Ugh! This is the worst. I would rather be a f* Golden Retriver." The way you read that cracked me up. You are really good at what you do. Brilliant!!!
Enjoyed the story Jordan!!! Perhaps a part 2 on trials of Seth trying to live as a human and perhaps some way of conning his way back to Demigod status?
LMAO! 😂
Oh man that was absolutely great. Seth's last line was so out of left field I almost choked on my soda it made me laugh so hard. This story is true comedy gold, and certainly fits in the Hollows End universe perfectly.
Thanks for another fantastic tale of law, mischief, and ancient gods that have more issues than guests on Jerry Springer. ❤😮
This was great! You are the only creepypasta storyteller that consistently makes me laugh, or maybe laugh at all now that I think of it.
It is a great niche since everyone tends to go scary. You are in my top 3, alongside Lighthouse Horror and Dark Somnium, because you bring an entirely different vibe. I absolutely love the dark humor.
I L💜VED this one! Mythical tie~ins, not seroius or gory... perfect for a sunny Sunday! I think you did a bit of reading up for this one.
I definitely did a bit of research for this one! It was fun tying in some of the mythology to explain the back stories of the characters
@@JordanGrupeyou are very talented
I love how you combine humour and horror so seamlessly. The stories you write yourself are ridiculously good.
I love the Hollows End series ❤
@@kimberlyshepherd270 Hollow's End is frankly the best thing on the internet.
Thanks for another great story! [a little too close to the truth for comfort tho- ] LOVE creepypastas with wit & humor!
This would make a really good dark comedy series. It’s so crazy but it’s so unique kind of like Lucifer but in a courtroom
Excellent story my friend !!! I really enjoyed this one. Unique is always good, and this one is perfect. Thanks again Jordan !!
This is my favorite of all your horror comedy ones, but really a golden who wants that lol, Much Mahalo for the laughter but dam i listen to the stories before bed 😢, i was laughing so much im never going to sleep now 😂
Glad you enjoyed it! I had a lot of fun writing this one!
Seth is extra evil, even by lawyer standards.
No damn way this pair have been around for multiple thousands of years and this situation hasnt played out before.
Oh wow you don't realize this is fake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Well done sir on a great story, love the ancient Egyptian gods and goddesses thrown in, they are seldom used anymore
This is hilarious.
Jordan your incredible l haven't laughed so much at a story ty Jordan you made an old lady very happy ❤
Jordan, this was priceless!!! The end was hilarious 🤣!!! Thank you for your wonderful story it really was great 😊♥️♥️♥️😊
ps. I hope you do more like this 😊♥️♥️♥️😊
ANOTHER GREAT STORY WRITTEN AND NARRATED BY JORDAN GROPE
Another great one, though I was expecting the assistant respond to be. "Ok fine, I will rub your belly."
That was hilarious 😅😅😅 on multiple levels being the lawyer then the defendant at the end was excellent
Lol !!! Very good! 😅😊 nice one mate! Thanks JG ❤❤❤
Wow... That came out of left field... Lol... Great twist... Fun story
More of this tale.Its awesome.
Mr.Jordan...🙆 that was a Fantastic story! Your voice is so unique and I love it! you make so many of your stories silly...Just by being You! I truly enjoyed the Egyptian theme, I've been into the Ancient Egyptians since I was young ( them & Aliens!) used to piss my Mom off, especially at Sunday school. The teachers would always question her about my "fascination" with both of them, & it used to put her in an awkward situation. Me & My Daddy thought it was funny as hell! & He always used to say... "That's my Tiger, she's a pistol"! Thank you or your time & Thank You for your wonderful stories. ~the 🙋 Lady of the Woods🌲~
👍👍 outstandingly unmatched, this story was very imaginative and creative. I loved and enjoyed this out of this world story. Thanks Jordan. 😇💖
This was a good one, Jordan thank you.😂❤
Laughing uncontrollably and choking at my desk will not help convince my coworkers that I'm not some antisocial weirdo
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Delightful. The camera has it all? So you tell me I've been framed? Genius. ❤
Another great JG masterpiece!
Omg they’re about to fight over being symbols of justice 😂this is hilarious. I’m crying laughing. This whole story is hilarious.
An ancient Egyptian curse is to be reincarnated as a dog in Springfield, OH in 2024.
So, the reverse of the rumors are true. A pet is eating Haitian immigrants.
@@anthonymonge7815 Next Creepy pasta, "Help, my pet tiger's soul was captured by a bokor and turned into a zombie monster that is eating my neighbors."
Bring on the series!!! Awesome!!!
That was another funny one!
This was a good one , well done
I'll be saving this one for tonight, can't wait! Thanks Jordan!
THIS WAS FREAKING GREAT!!! Top notch, Grupe!! Great way to start the day. Thanks, as always😂😂✌️💜
THIS IS GREAT
This story is great. So much humor.
BAD ASSED
Thank you Jordan ❤. I had to work earlier so I couldn't be there but I'm listening before I lay down ❤
This sounds like either the start or the ending of a great series 😁👍
This would totally make a great series
It does suck at times being human but it's better than nothing now being able to become invisible whenever you want and change back or manipulate time and space have possibilities
I enjoyed that very much ❤
Law And Order: Divine Crimes Unit DCU
Kudos to the narrator and author.
In this case the author and narrator are the same person 😊❤
*Wags excitedly* so so dose this make me a demigod?
Erm god backwards is Dog just so you know
Lol was thinking of you when I made this thumbnail puppydan!
Demidog
This is great- thank you! 🤩
Glad you like it! Thanks Marc!
Dint get me wrong it be ok to be a golden retriever but if I could pick any four legged animal it be a honey badger
I wish the story would have kept going!!!😂
Sup Jordan I liked this one can you turn this into a series
Love❤️❤️❤️
Hey Jordan, just a thought, but it looks like the 3 min premiere screens are customize-able, you can upload a vid or still with a voice over of like your patreon subs like Marc from Earth point out hitting the like / sub buttons for example, or Randy being drunk trying to explain that or Muriel being.. well Muriel. YT wont let me post the link how, but google brings it up. Sorry if I double posted this, just got out of hospital and on meds. But it would make your premieres unique as I have not seen any pasta channels doing it. Just a thought I had on painkillers, but you do you.
I'll look into it, thanks!
Much appreciated Jordan. 👍🏻
Hi Keith 👋. I hope you're doing well ❤️
@@kimberlyshepherd270
I’m doing great and I hope you are too. 👋🏻🤗🙏🏼🥰
Wooo an Egyptian god🧜♀️🥃📻
Isn't the one with the hawk head Horus? Ra was the sun god.
I did take some liberties for the sake of the story
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What exactly is a "demigod?"
I like the premise but any lawyer with Seth's abilities wouldn't be handling such a low-end case from a low-rent client. Those who rob places like that to feed an addiction or addictions, lives hand to mouth. That's why they generally get public defenders instead of paid-lawyers. This is an example of Seth slumming it, which would be why he took on this case. In reality, he should be representing white collar criminals, politicians and mob/cartel bosses. I just think this minor tweak makes the story even better bc it's more believable. Just my thoughts on it.
No way a god of trickery that's been around for millennia don't have caches of magic all over the place. Would be interesting to hear a comeback story of Seth and the Paralegal
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Another great story about old Egyptian god who is now a lawyer and uses his powers to win cases what could be better
Anubis!!! 😂😂😂
This is a great story, good job Jordan. I really liked this one and how overall you can sneak in the humor. You're a great writer and I thoroughly enjoy your content.❤❤❤
This was awesome. Please be a series…… have Seth find a loophole which he goes through a serious of trials he has to do without cheating anyone and win them to get his Immortal abilities back… have Loki help him out because he has a grudge with Justice…
Great
"Nobody practises that religion anymore" Me, a Kemetic Pagan. Wow buds, rude.
Hopefully this is a series. The nerd who sat in class reading ancient mythology books is very pleased.
'he won't be able to lie' ' oh, ok, then I don't have any witnesses' ' LOL!!!
Awesome story as usual but since when was ra and set demigods lol. They are pureblooded as Egyptian gods come.
Soooooo goood!!!
I knew I was in for a laugh when I heard the happy music! I love these style stories.
I would love a continuation of this universe! That was great.
Ii love the artwork! Thankyou for another great story Jordan ❤
Would love this to become a series, law & disorder
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I absolutely love all and any mythology. This story and wonderful narration were such a sweet treat! Thank you, Jordan!
Also, have you tried out the new Age of Mythology:Retold? So much nostalgia. 🎃
No I haven't yet!
So this is why most companies are switching to machines.
Mess with the sun you get the drought😂😂😂
That was a great story thank you very much
Great story, Seth!
Need a full novel of seth's antics
Ra is the sun god. Horus has the eagles head
Yeah that happens sometimes.
ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER!
I love you sense of humor.
This was fun. Thank you
❤❤❤❤❤ HILARIOUS
Im in love, gimme more 😂
Love it Jordan. 💕
I don't mean this in a bad way, but Set/Sutekh was not represented a dog, nor was he the god of mischief, the concept related to him was chaos (mischief retains a lesser meaning) Set was entirely bad created chaos and pain and murder. If anyone's interested there are several excellent books explaining more
Yes I did take a few liberties
@@JordanGrupe did like the humour, and to be fair well written ;)
(I just studied a LOT of Egyptology when I was younger, always hits a nerve xD. )
So not a talented aterny
Awesome as always!
Better call Seth
“Renfield” 😂
Tnx Jordan 😊❤
Good series
Nice Story
Lol, i should've known you wrote this!
Love your stuff!
That's it I'm gonna stop acting human