Getting drafted for WW3

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  • @CpTheDriller103
    @CpTheDriller103 5 років тому +16253

    When he gets to Iran:
    “I’m going home”

  • @KmanKimeonOBryant
    @KmanKimeonOBryant 5 років тому +6986

    “we got human shields”
    “WHAT?”

    • @dammithatty
      @dammithatty 5 років тому +27

      So Guys its the battle cats all over again

    • @mauiss
      @mauiss 5 років тому +48

      bts fanbase: *sweats*

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 5 років тому +1

      @@mauiss ua-cam.com/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/v-deo.html

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 5 років тому +3

      @@choicethetaurus yo that song was so fire

    • @jackjack9066
      @jackjack9066 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @degr8andre
    @degr8andre 5 років тому +5022

    About to pull an Avatar, when the war needed him the most he vanished

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 5 років тому +158

      Degr8Andre see you in a hundred years

    • @emmyjr1231
      @emmyjr1231 5 років тому +17

      😂

    • @invaderzim2996
      @invaderzim2996 5 років тому +3

      Degr8Andre ha haaaaaaa that’s funny because it’s true

    • @degr8andre
      @degr8andre 5 років тому

      @@justsomeguy1014 😂

    • @rinne1669
      @rinne1669 5 років тому

      It's funny because he took this from a meme

  • @Toby-kd6gt
    @Toby-kd6gt 2 роки тому +5842

    "Retarded niggas can't open doors."
    That line had me crying fr.

  • @vAsSniqqerz
    @vAsSniqqerz 4 роки тому +22716

    He hit the disabled outta him, damn.

    • @dustinlemieux1945
      @dustinlemieux1945 4 роки тому +27

      Hahaha

    • @FatherFoxtrot
      @FatherFoxtrot 4 роки тому +141

      Enabled tf outta that nigga ASAP no Rocky

    • @luizations
      @luizations 4 роки тому +97

      Being from a country where you actually can get drafted, thats pretty much what happens lmao
      If you act all limp or something they beat your ass on the spot

    • @typea5426
      @typea5426 4 роки тому +17

      @@luizations oof

    • @shivankmittal715
      @shivankmittal715 4 роки тому +12

      @@luizations 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RicePho
    @RicePho 5 років тому +14731

    When America send in the "Special" forces to the battlefield.

    • @RicePho
      @RicePho 5 років тому +732

      ......The joke flew right over you so hard.

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 5 років тому +103

      headlight 811 r/woooosh

    • @HelvecioGomes
      @HelvecioGomes 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 роки тому +20

      meme lord the fuck did you say to me you little shit

    • @muzankibutsuji622
      @muzankibutsuji622 4 роки тому +6

      *Has Joined the Chat*

  • @999fallen
    @999fallen 5 років тому +6139

    Don’t complain about him not saying “I’m going home” he was already home lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 років тому +5

      Don't complain about my face just watch my videos i am better than your favorite UA-cam Master

    • @hisoka4595
      @hisoka4595 5 років тому +47

      @@AxxLAfriku no you ain't

    • @dontcomplain5556
      @dontcomplain5556 5 років тому +2

      😳

    • @awiawi117
      @awiawi117 5 років тому

      xd 👀

    • @Hafer_
      @Hafer_ 5 років тому +5

      I mean if he had said I'm going home while already being at home that'd have been funny too. So funny it'd have been retarded.

  • @shadowbomber6252
    @shadowbomber6252 2 роки тому +1806

    He had me at “We gonna put them on the front lines. Unloaded guns of course “ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevinp.8407
    @kevinp.8407 5 років тому +20458

    ARMY: We said special forces not special needs.

    • @jjbaglazer_
      @jjbaglazer_ 5 років тому +245

      This needs more likes lmaoooo

    • @adamthompson8865
      @adamthompson8865 5 років тому +77

      Army*

    • @rulezzx-
      @rulezzx- 5 років тому +30

      grim grim underrated

    • @Larc3069
      @Larc3069 5 років тому +4

      HAHAAHHAAH

    • @SavantGardeEX
      @SavantGardeEX 5 років тому +12

      Says the guy that cant even spell a 4 letter word.

  • @alphacraig2001
    @alphacraig2001 5 років тому +6065

    When you see the school shooter on the front lines:
    "When I asked for reinforcements, I didn't think they'd send a Spartan."

  • @shoesuke1613
    @shoesuke1613 4 роки тому +12113

    “It’s part of our disability program, we want everyone to feel accepted” I lost it there

    • @ame6156
      @ame6156 4 роки тому +32

      Oi josuke

    • @Amir-iz8eh
      @Amir-iz8eh 4 роки тому +15

      Same 😂

    • @jawspinner7825
      @jawspinner7825 4 роки тому +4

      I became you 1,100 like

    • @ball1106c
      @ball1106c 2 роки тому +5

      That took me out. 😆😆😆

    • @WaliXan
      @WaliXan 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂I saw this as he was saying it

  • @dangogonns4408
    @dangogonns4408 10 місяців тому +261

    NO WAY THIS WAS 4 YEARS AGO

    • @K.I.A22
      @K.I.A22 10 місяців тому +21

      Feels like 14 months tbh

    • @leroyrodgers6089
      @leroyrodgers6089 10 місяців тому +6

      Griffy can see into the future apparently.

    • @BlackRose369.
      @BlackRose369. 8 місяців тому

      ​@@leroyrodgers6089or the past

    • @Vishnu-rf5wk
      @Vishnu-rf5wk 8 місяців тому +2

      Yeah time flies lol, I remembered this vedio like I watched it last month but I hadn't watched it since it came out in January 2020 😂

    • @Nik-rx9rj
      @Nik-rx9rj 8 місяців тому +3

      We might actually hit WWIII this time

  • @yeaboi8465
    @yeaboi8465 5 років тому +43337

    I guess you could call this division the “Special Forces”

  • @kotimoto
    @kotimoto 4 роки тому +8520

    That rifle butt did a factory reset on him.

  • @052096blake
    @052096blake 5 років тому +1783

    When he started naming off the disabled human shields I died

    • @lancomepotatoes5753
      @lancomepotatoes5753 5 років тому +27

      Get you ase from the grave, you gonna get drafted.

    • @Mmvyvub
      @Mmvyvub 5 років тому

      Blake Watson m.ua-cam.com/video/RlmkmT3af1E/v-deo.html

    • @colbertcobene9032
      @colbertcobene9032 5 років тому +4

      CHIRAQ VEVO Visual GARBAGE 🗑

    • @tomzomy6405
      @tomzomy6405 5 років тому

      @@lancomepotatoes5753 it is

    • @tomzomy6405
      @tomzomy6405 5 років тому

      @@lancomepotatoes5753 a fruit.

  • @koryleonard8147
    @koryleonard8147 2 роки тому +286

    "It's a plus for us. We got human shields" 😭😭😂

  • @ytghop
    @ytghop 5 років тому +2483

    When he sees an Iran soldier:
    “Don’t shoot! Let’s go get some tacos”

    • @mauiss
      @mauiss 5 років тому +45

      sincerely, the mexicans & blacks

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 5 років тому +1

      @Mya Heart fire song

    • @mustafabarak4580
      @mustafabarak4580 5 років тому

      So good

    • @ytghop
      @ytghop 5 років тому +1

      Spectre N7 chill habibi😭I’ll make you some tacos

    • @mustafa_9078
      @mustafa_9078 5 років тому

      @Mya Heart fire ass song

  • @benj1236
    @benj1236 5 років тому +3524

    *This is the scene that didn't make the Mulan movie.*

    • @yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973
      @yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973 5 років тому +9

      How did you think that was funny

    • @obi-wankenobi4337
      @obi-wankenobi4337 5 років тому +21

      @@yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973 What's funny about it is that it's stupid. By funny I mean dumb

    • @will_hunt_music
      @will_hunt_music 5 років тому +6

      @@yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973 that made me CACKLE idk what you're on

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 5 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/v-deo.html

    • @blackatheist6549
      @blackatheist6549 5 років тому +1

      Let's get down to business, to defeat IRAN

  • @j2rs85
    @j2rs85 5 років тому +5157

    *global tensions escalate*
    Memers: it’s free real estate

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 5 років тому +8

      This has so many likes and I have no idea what this means, dammit!!!

    • @paracxsm_moon5976
      @paracxsm_moon5976 5 років тому

      Reel JSan LMAOO, I was your 1,000th like

    • @danielz-v4083
      @danielz-v4083 5 років тому +10

      Reel JSan this legit reminds me of that one scene in “Spiderman Far from home”, in which there is a goofy ass montage of the dead heroes from Thanos invasion. I remember some dipshits said online “the movies makes fun of the world ending events that happened previously “. I mean, dude, if ww3 happened right now, people would meme the shit out of anything in less than 2hours

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 5 років тому

      Call me Carson was right

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 5 років тому +1

      @@MeanBeanComedy Ha! That's wassup, good look!

  • @hankb9042
    @hankb9042 2 роки тому +97

    Nothing is off-limits for this man. And he is pretty equal as far as making fun of both sides

  • @vincentt.9845
    @vincentt.9845 5 років тому +4830

    The “we want everybody to feel accepted” part got me dying

  • @glitchxedfix134
    @glitchxedfix134 5 років тому +2084

    "We even got two dead guys guarding the armory"

    • @Sgreenenov13
      @Sgreenenov13 5 років тому +39

      Family Guy?

    • @mr.harrypickle2047
      @mr.harrypickle2047 5 років тому +4

      @@Sgreenenov13 mhm

    • @TiredOfYoutube
      @TiredOfYoutube 5 років тому +9

      "Great news guys! Democracy just kicked in!"

    • @dovestrider
      @dovestrider 5 років тому +35

      @CHEESEYBALL 2000 is just a guy promoting some music, saved you a click

    • @Yeee10012
      @Yeee10012 5 років тому +9

      CHEESEYBALL 2000 music is ass fuck off nigga

  • @tjflame9524
    @tjflame9524 5 років тому +15374

    When he said “it’s so good it’s retarded”
    I felt that

    • @jaystaynutty7391
      @jaystaynutty7391 5 років тому +48

      Original comment. Totally😐

    • @finalistgamesandmore9608
      @finalistgamesandmore9608 5 років тому +5

      STAR WARS TRILOGY HAHA(the new one)

    • @TEKKENFTW
      @TEKKENFTW 5 років тому +31

      Yeah I exhaled my chromosomes after that line

    • @RiotontheRadioMSCR
      @RiotontheRadioMSCR 5 років тому +26

      This dude really has 2 letters in his account pic.

    • @prim16
      @prim16 5 років тому +13

      @Extreme God of Hate
      0:08 - 0:11 This is what you look like right now

  • @Chavez96PR
    @Chavez96PR 8 місяців тому +24

    UA-cam think they slick recommending this to me in 2024 😅

    • @hollow3d
      @hollow3d 7 місяців тому +1

      More relevant now than it was back then.

    • @aliciabell6688
      @aliciabell6688 6 місяців тому +1

      Funny how, 4 years ago we didn't get any new wars.

    • @PruthviG8
      @PruthviG8 3 місяці тому

      "It's Trump's plan of course."

  • @sankyumiku
    @sankyumiku 4 роки тому +12013

    "It's a plus for us, we got human shields."
    Bruh

    • @voided9643
      @voided9643 4 роки тому +203

      Wait, no way! You also watched the video?

    • @lupinthethird5784
      @lupinthethird5784 4 роки тому +29

      Sounds like Cheney is prosecuting this war

    • @voided9643
      @voided9643 4 роки тому +4

      @chimi flipin changas fr

    • @MT-zu2uq
      @MT-zu2uq 4 роки тому

      @chimi flipin changas It's the PWD he was referring to, though.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 роки тому +12

      South Park's Operation: Get Behind Blackie

  • @davidmi1ler773
    @davidmi1ler773 5 років тому +2395

    “you have been drafted to serve in-“
    *slowly pulls out uno reverse card*

    • @garymarroquin4677
      @garymarroquin4677 5 років тому +3

      Yesss let’s do that

    • @brazen9333
      @brazen9333 5 років тому +5

      YOOOUUUUU......Souja boy tell em'

    • @seg162
      @seg162 5 років тому +8

      "...guess I've been double drafted"

    • @6ix9ne93
      @6ix9ne93 5 років тому +2

      Omg im your 1000 like

    • @BMB57
      @BMB57 5 років тому +3

      Copy pasta getting 1K likes gtfoh

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 років тому +2318

    Goes to Google
    *looks up "how people dodged the draft"*
    *looks up "what diseases made you exempt from the draft"*
    *looks up "can a man get pregnant"*

    • @AZKL313
      @AZKL313 5 років тому +33

      bruh HAHAHAHAHA

    • @ihdenemalek3485
      @ihdenemalek3485 5 років тому +63

      I prefer the guy without the mustache

    • @Erxoyhmier
      @Erxoyhmier 5 років тому +12

      @@ihdenemalek3485 same

    • @RM-56
      @RM-56 5 років тому +35

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache *looks up “how to change your sex”*

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 5 років тому +31

      (Fakes death)
      Army: aight lets start recruiting the most freshest deceased they can be fodder and human sand bags
      Me: bead of sweat rolls down head

  • @lordfufuXL
    @lordfufuXL 6 місяців тому +40

    This aged well

  • @Vel00
    @Vel00 5 років тому +2377

    "Those mothafuckas gettin' drafted too...."
    Me: *Looking at my crutches across the room.*

  • @introverteddawg9805
    @introverteddawg9805 4 роки тому +14267

    My man roasted SJWs, Trump and the civilians making excuses in a single video. Damn.

    • @MrKarlozz
      @MrKarlozz 4 роки тому +441

      Griffy is a national treasure

    • @dakotasherman632
      @dakotasherman632 4 роки тому +189

      He has no chill and it is amazing

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +114

      That takes talent. And balls.
      But mostly talent.

    • @Picklericksin
      @Picklericksin 4 роки тому +167

      As a trump supporter I couldn't help but laugh

    • @gijuki1335
      @gijuki1335 4 роки тому +8

      I guess I have to look into another comment section if I wanna find someone with an above average iq.

  • @sauxce
    @sauxce 5 років тому +6430

    Griffy is the only one bold enough to make vids like this

    • @sewme7861
      @sewme7861 5 років тому +5

      go to daily stormer dot name or the right stuff dot bizz

    • @ezerahonorat336
      @ezerahonorat336 5 років тому

      Tru😂😂😂

    • @TK-cs1qc
      @TK-cs1qc 5 років тому +87

      Sauxce VFX 逆説 fr and I respect it🤣🤣🤣we can’t keep tiptoeing like bitches when it comes to comedy

    • @jokesalot1414
      @jokesalot1414 5 років тому +5

      Sauxce VFX 逆説 #im the 89 nigga to like

    • @yaboylion9244
      @yaboylion9244 5 років тому +1

      Sew Me umm check out twitter

  • @casmd2131
    @casmd2131 Рік тому +24

    My family has had a proud tradition and history of draftdodging, dating all the way back to World War One up to and including the Vietnam war.

  • @Otgmjay
    @Otgmjay 5 років тому +3119

    It’s all fun in games till Griffey can’t say
    “I’m going home” anymore

  • @motoharumotoharu
    @motoharumotoharu 5 років тому +1716

    Recruiters: You are drafted.
    *CURRENT MISSION: S U R V I V E*

  • @td003
    @td003 5 років тому +17324

    Iran: declares war on USA
    USA:declares war on Iran
    Germany: declares war on France
    Germany: sorry, force of habit

    • @rishijoshi7989
      @rishijoshi7989 5 років тому +117

      ΘΟΔΩΡΗΣ ΔΟΥΚΑΣ lol

    • @soulyourgrim1164
      @soulyourgrim1164 5 років тому +75

      😆

    • @yush7221
      @yush7221 5 років тому +49

      @@rishijoshi7989 its stolen

    • @rigovalentine
      @rigovalentine 5 років тому +353

      @@yush7221 omg omg omg it's stolen totally.....
      like any cares bro

    • @Unknown-User44
      @Unknown-User44 5 років тому +84

      It's not even funny, because it's an American habit to make war.

  • @CapucineNighly
    @CapucineNighly 8 місяців тому +15

    This showed up on my feed again. Yup, y'all know what to do.

    • @PruthviG8
      @PruthviG8 3 місяці тому

      Trump's back at it.

  • @TheMike0088
    @TheMike0088 4 роки тому +5460

    "Let me go pack."
    *A single gunshot is heard from the bedroom*

    • @Ardeleus
      @Ardeleus 4 роки тому +299

      "He already started training huh?"

    • @leowzhilin
      @leowzhilin 4 роки тому +58

      Actually he can try to ditch them, by packing, climbing out the window, then firing a gun in the bedrm & running for it lol.

    • @pokemonwokeaf4277
      @pokemonwokeaf4277 4 роки тому +11

      Super effective

    • @johnnyryall3966
      @johnnyryall3966 4 роки тому +4

      @@leowzhilin i think theyll check iwl

    • @leowzhilin
      @leowzhilin 4 роки тому +4

      @@johnnyryall3966 yeahh, but u get a couple seconds!!! XD Rather be running fr them than the enemy u k!! MOVE.

  • @SUPERMAN-uf6wk
    @SUPERMAN-uf6wk 5 років тому +1733

    When he gets to iran:
    “look i’m with y’all i’m not trynna shoot”

    • @theemperor1379
      @theemperor1379 5 років тому +23

      Funny thing. In the iran-iraq war, many iraqis did that.

    • @mustafabarak4580
      @mustafabarak4580 5 років тому +2

      Idk why everyone keeps reposting this but imma do the same ua-cam.com/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/v-deo.html

    • @dwatsonj
      @dwatsonj 5 років тому +5

      *Dies immediately in a POW camp

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 5 років тому

      gets on the frontlines
      yells to iranian forces: twitter.com/rosemcgowan/status/1212976832544460801

  • @Tejano_Sports
    @Tejano_Sports 2 роки тому +10722

    Dammit Griffy this aged too well

  • @KRISIS1451
    @KRISIS1451 Рік тому +41

    This Draft is rated E. That means everyone.

    • @uncoiledfish2561
      @uncoiledfish2561 7 місяців тому +2

      Ima just identify as female 😉😅

    • @Mariana-du3vv
      @Mariana-du3vv 5 місяців тому

      @@uncoiledfish2561that will not help this time

  • @haydenlare2079
    @haydenlare2079 5 років тому +3630

    I didn’t know Army recruiters liked My Hero Academia.

    • @haydenlare2079
      @haydenlare2079 5 років тому +72

      4K LØVE It was a joke, he has a My Hero Academia shirt on. I don’t know how I’m mental unless you’re saying that I’m mentally observant?

    • @lahaine7630
      @lahaine7630 5 років тому +15

      Its a Dragon Ball shirt

    • @haydenlare2079
      @haydenlare2079 5 років тому +9

      Sagify No it’s not, it’s All Might and All for One from My Hero Academia

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 5 років тому +1

      @@haydenlare2079 ua-cam.com/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/v-deo.html stop the hate and please like

    • @lilshart7914
      @lilshart7914 5 років тому +1

      Hayden Lare Dragon ball

  • @Isam113
    @Isam113 5 років тому +5402

    men with no limbs still get drafted
    *women: ...*

    • @Mila-Nova
      @Mila-Nova 5 років тому +258

      😂 feminism what's that we dont know her. Equality where?😂😂😂

    • @jiggleskittle4655
      @jiggleskittle4655 5 років тому +42

      @@Mila-Nova that's the spirit

    • @swkforeal6811
      @swkforeal6811 5 років тому +68

      You do know that if it really gets down to it, they will draft women as well. There are already women in the navy,marines,and air force. They won't draft a disabled man. Or would they? I hope not cuz then I'm screwed.

    • @Sean_Connery
      @Sean_Connery 5 років тому +47

      Women born after the year 2000 in america have to sign up for the draft, to be fair.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 5 років тому +35

      No females should be in war the whole point of war is to get stuff and protect women and children.

  • @niyrob2565
    @niyrob2565 5 років тому +1779

    US Army Running out ammunition:
    We hAVe SPeCIaL nEEdS

    • @dalekmasterblaster585
      @dalekmasterblaster585 5 років тому +7

      Launches Mental out of RPG.

    • @Subt0nix
      @Subt0nix 5 років тому +4

      honestly if the us army ran out of ammo i dont think anyones going to have special needs lmao

    • @cfryantofficial
      @cfryantofficial 5 років тому

      @LORD PAIN GANG if this guy is as good as you all keep spamming on these top comments, then why do you need to spam at all?
      You do understand that anything you gain in views, subscribers, and recommendations will only be temporary, right? Eventually Google's algorithm will kick in and bury the lot of you. Don't take my word for it - actually do the research and you'll see why this is an incredibly bad idea. I have a feeling this will get ignored, so please enjoy getting shadow banned in 1-3 weeks. You had an um... acceptable run.

    • @LcFranchise
      @LcFranchise 5 років тому

      Subtonix - Sir Weaboo Na we gone be six feet 🦶🏽 deep under smh 🤦🏽‍♂️ ducking WW3 who believes EhT shit ? I’ll believe it wen a 💣 hit da house 🏠 real talk trumps fD u0 but shit we ain’t gone let slide if dey gone cum 4 us on guade 😇🙏🏽🦾

    • @Subt0nix
      @Subt0nix 5 років тому

      @@cfryantofficial Funny enough i tried calling him out in his comments and got banned from his comment section

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +627

    This aged well, Putin going to make this to a reality

    • @jilp2002
      @jilp2002 2 роки тому +2

      Shut up

    • @nicoleowens2318
      @nicoleowens2318 2 роки тому +39

      You spelled "Biden and his puppeteers" wrong

    • @icytube2058
      @icytube2058 2 роки тому +2

      Why you change your profile picture?

    • @TheTrainedLamb
      @TheTrainedLamb 2 роки тому +2

      First time I've ever seen you without more than 100 likes. Interesting. I'ma screen shot this special moment.

    • @Timmy-mi2ef
      @Timmy-mi2ef 2 роки тому

      @@nicoleowens2318 Why are you thinking for yourself? Just believe the president who is obviously mentally fit.

  • @thegamingapprentice4022
    @thegamingapprentice4022 2 роки тому +17933

    Get ready boys, this about to become relevant.

  • @ninjacenagt9324
    @ninjacenagt9324 5 років тому +1013

    North Koreans: You're only getting drafted during war?

    • @thelastbackyardigan1897
      @thelastbackyardigan1897 5 років тому +21

      underrated comment 😭

    • @notjohndoe6878
      @notjohndoe6878 5 років тому +12

      Thinking about it tho, I'd want combat training before having to work normally, it'd be nice to have those skills

    • @shaelle0
      @shaelle0 5 років тому +3

      first time?

    • @JuntsArchived
      @JuntsArchived 5 років тому

      Surgam Identidem yeah and you’re gonna have to go through hell and back to gain the physical requirements for those skills

    • @Incognito_Blazer
      @Incognito_Blazer 5 років тому +4

      @wildwilllis1 There is, but it's not gonna be actually used since we already have a large standing army plus a large reserve pool, so drafting isn't gonna happen. But the memes are still great tho lol

  • @LukasDorian
    @LukasDorian 5 років тому +703

    Saw the title and was like: " Sure there's gonna be something about feminism"...Griffy never lets me down

  • @gumz5661
    @gumz5661 8 місяців тому +12

    Aged like fine wine

  • @ragingbird8682
    @ragingbird8682 5 років тому +965

    “We got human shields” killed me 😂

    • @coffeydoes3000
      @coffeydoes3000 5 років тому +1

      Remember that Teen Titans Go episode where the titans were split into 5-6 parts and the lazy beast boy was a human shield?

  • @mikaelporter8663
    @mikaelporter8663 5 років тому +1358

    Men: I can't go
    US Army: Why not?
    Men: I'm pregnant
    US Army: You are? Even better, 2 soldiers for the price of one

  • @lisa_rue
    @lisa_rue 5 років тому +20325

    Plot twist: he was disabled the dude just hit it out of him
    𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁:
    jeez 20k?! i didnt know finding a cure could be this remarkable

    • @Erxoyhmier
      @Erxoyhmier 5 років тому +440

      Oh damn

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 5 років тому +47

      Brontide _ XD!!

    • @pheonixflame2130
      @pheonixflame2130 5 років тому +238

      I always told my wife a good backhand can save a child. But I still got arrested for long term child abuse

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 5 років тому +5

      @CHEESEYBALL 2000 ua-cam.com/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/v-deo.html stop the hate and please like

    • @UNDENIABLEBarttySky
      @UNDENIABLEBarttySky 5 років тому +4

      Domestic Abuse

  • @yungrek747
    @yungrek747 8 місяців тому +14

    well well well
    guess who's back

  • @armondtomorrow
    @armondtomorrow 5 років тому +2632

    Griffy in old place: “I’m going home”
    Griffy in new place: “Lemme go back”

    • @KingBarney
      @KingBarney 5 років тому +88

      I think he said lemme go pack

    • @armondtomorrow
      @armondtomorrow 5 років тому +12

      King Barney ooohhh yeah you’re right. Either way that was hilarious.

    • @adriancabonce2719
      @adriancabonce2719 5 років тому +13

      Plus, he's already home😅

    • @duffdingelmeyer7101
      @duffdingelmeyer7101 5 років тому

      So creative.

    • @palevfx
      @palevfx 5 років тому

      Extreme God of Hate I can’t tell if you’re serious or doing a bit... now that I see your name you’re probably doing a bit...

  • @Feetlcker123
    @Feetlcker123 2 роки тому +1444

    The fact this got recommended a day after the Russians attacked Ukraine

    • @malaksalama9759
      @malaksalama9759 2 роки тому +16

      Fr

    • @hassankhalid8917
      @hassankhalid8917 2 роки тому +13

      I blame Ukraine president for that. He wanted to allow NATO to make military bases near Russia. Like wth?
      The fact that he is an israeli make it clear what their intention are.

    • @alexmonza2823
      @alexmonza2823 2 роки тому +14

      @@hassankhalid8917 who is Israeli? Ukrainian president? Tf are you talking about?

    • @hexmech1893
      @hexmech1893 2 роки тому +8

      @@alexmonza2823 His name is Arabic and probably believes "death to all jews" and "wine is haram". Don't bother with him.
      The Ukrainian president is a Jewish-Ukranian but I have never heard of NATO bases installed in a country that strived to be neutral (out of fear) and has political instability.

    • @ИванПетров-ы9ф9ш
      @ИванПетров-ы9ф9ш 2 роки тому +5

      @@hexmech1893 you are fascist or nazi? You sounds like nazi, but you may be fascist.
      What you have against East? Don't speak like that.

  • @Miles_Moraless
    @Miles_Moraless 5 років тому +2136

    Me leaving my kids to go back to Africa: "I'm Not Your Dad."

  • @northernpenguin2188
    @northernpenguin2188 2 роки тому +45

    I'm already practicing my "mentally disabled act". Thank you Griffy

  • @goonterthesociallyawkward367
    @goonterthesociallyawkward367 5 років тому +10214

    "We don't want sjw's and feminists to cancel us because of lack of representation"
    Im dedt HAHAHAHHAHAH

    • @rahulrai7910
      @rahulrai7910 5 років тому +51

      @Indian Girl social justice warrior

    • @stupidperson9250
      @stupidperson9250 5 років тому +182

      @Indian Girl basically a person that want to break the legs of able people instead of building a ramp for people in wheelchairs

    • @attitudes745
      @attitudes745 5 років тому +44

      Indian Girl a term coined by the alt right which is used to stop all sensible and critical kinds of discourse. Example: "So I think there might be a certain inequality between group x and group y, as shown in these statistics-" "Oh shut up SJW, u just a special snowflake hughughugh"
      _inb4 the altright edgelords getting their diapers full because I hurt their weewees_

    • @LegendarySuperVegeta
      @LegendarySuperVegeta 5 років тому +73

      @@YoungAlienBoy nigga fuck off

    • @attitudes745
      @attitudes745 5 років тому +14

      @Spencer Roper Alt left fucking lol. Anyway. Yet all I see are insecure white males getting their jimmies rustled. But sure, believe what you want.

  • @santostracey93
    @santostracey93 5 років тому +1662

    “we’re gonna put em on the frontline with guns, unloaded of course. It’s a plus for us, we got human shields..”
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ricardopattinson9318
      @ricardopattinson9318 4 роки тому +58

      "It's trumps plan of course it's so good it's retarded"

    • @itsyaboiswish0635
      @itsyaboiswish0635 4 роки тому +35

      We got deaf niggas
      We got blind niggas
      We got niggas with no arms
      We got niggas with no legs
      We got niggas with one leg and one arm
      We got niggas with no arms and no legs

    • @corazon.c
      @corazon.c 4 роки тому

      If only that would really happen, the world would be a better place.

    • @renne1578
      @renne1578 4 роки тому

      Yoo i was reading this as soon it came on lmfao

  • @xeyn2549
    @xeyn2549 3 роки тому +4690

    Draft blind people for the friendly fire division

  • @shokurt1
    @shokurt1 6 місяців тому +16

    We all came back after draft buzz 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @lordfufuXL
      @lordfufuXL 6 місяців тому +3

      Ye woman included now

  • @AmethystSnow
    @AmethystSnow 5 років тому +1612

    School shooter on the frontlines: *THIS IS MY CALLING*

  • @Hexxagone850
    @Hexxagone850 5 років тому +1704

    “You drafted”
    “Peace out America the motherland calling me home”

    • @janefiddler6641
      @janefiddler6641 5 років тому +19

      Amen

    • @elitebeing21
      @elitebeing21 5 років тому +10

      Lol.
      sure go back to your corrupted continent. Lmao

    • @jodeflores9938
      @jodeflores9938 5 років тому +2

      @calvin ayy yes thinking that he wasn't born here

    • @zak15557
      @zak15557 5 років тому +57

      @@elitebeing21 this channel is suppose to be toxic free now gtfoh lil bitch

    • @alexsanches2079
      @alexsanches2079 5 років тому +4

      Im from europe so im safe
      Good luck with WWIII

  • @blank_2067
    @blank_2067 5 років тому +1637

    "We want equality"
    "Ok you're drafted"
    "Wait that's illegal"

    • @MrRamazanLale2
      @MrRamazanLale2 5 років тому +14

      If it's an illegal war then yes

    • @pinofshame6253
      @pinofshame6253 5 років тому +10

      *illequal

    • @chocokittybo
      @chocokittybo 5 років тому +34

      Equality is eliminating the draft, because rich people already don't have to go

    • @Sleep_jaywalking
      @Sleep_jaywalking 5 років тому

      Nice repost.

    • @yungturtle5586
      @yungturtle5586 5 років тому

      NAH it's how the game is played and they got played

  • @TheMostOrdinaryMan
    @TheMostOrdinaryMan Рік тому +13

    3 years ago this was a skit, now its almost a reality. Crazy how the world goes.

  • @mcatano13
    @mcatano13 3 роки тому +3806

    When he started listing off the disabilities they’ve got drafted, that killed me

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 3 роки тому +27

      You'll be drafted as an example "don't die like him"

    • @comradesusiwolf1599
      @comradesusiwolf1599 3 роки тому +27

      They also draft dead people

    • @wolfpriest6954
      @wolfpriest6954 3 роки тому +16

      Guess that means, you are now in the special ops

    • @TheMask123
      @TheMask123 3 роки тому

      Almost 2 years now 😬

    • @MrCODEmaster00
      @MrCODEmaster00 3 роки тому +3

      We did that back during the Vietnam war, look up Project 100,000 otherwise known as McNamara's Morons.

  • @mikejeger696
    @mikejeger696 5 років тому +3302

    "Soldier met disable kids"
    *LITERALLY HIT THEM WITH GUN*

    • @Mortal7
      @Mortal7 5 років тому +66

      *GET YO ASS ON THE FUCKING BATTLEFIELD FRONTLINE*

    • @pheben1450
      @pheben1450 5 років тому +19

      “We want everybody to feel accepted.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 5 років тому +8

      Everybody gets some smoke. Nobody's off the hook. Diversity is king.

    • @dairu21
      @dairu21 5 років тому +3

      Ur joke was actually funny until u said thx for likes

    • @mikejeger696
      @mikejeger696 5 років тому +1

      @@dairu21 then i will delete that, sorry for the trouble

  • @dickyturbofisto_1934
    @dickyturbofisto_1934 2 роки тому +3396

    This aged well like fine wine...

  • @gizmo051
    @gizmo051 6 місяців тому +3

    this man jinx us all

  • @UserUser-qo9lj
    @UserUser-qo9lj 5 років тому +1948

    When one gets drafted to Iran
    “I’m in danger”

    • @jamesagwe2981
      @jamesagwe2981 5 років тому +2

      BART

    • @mjohnson6820
      @mjohnson6820 5 років тому +14

      Why did i hear the chuckle 😂😂😂

    • @rood7997
      @rood7997 5 років тому +3

      I chuckled😂

    • @trent1776
      @trent1776 5 років тому +5

      Imagine laughing to this

    • @senkkella7664
      @senkkella7664 5 років тому +3

      Yo this comment would go nicely in a millennial humor meme.

  • @V_luv22
    @V_luv22 5 років тому +1679

    Everyone: makes memes about ww3
    Also everyone:*chuckles* i'm in danger

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 5 років тому +8

      nin bmo ignorance is bliss

    • @LeftyPencil
      @LeftyPencil 5 років тому +2

      ladies: :)

    • @ZionSairin
      @ZionSairin 5 років тому +1

      That feeling when you’re not allowed to rejoin and aren’t able to sign up for the draft anyway.

    • @jonassteinberg3779
      @jonassteinberg3779 5 років тому +10

      Americans: "uh...we're tough...right guys?"

    • @randyb9544
      @randyb9544 5 років тому +25

      Be smart buddy. There’s no current draft, and the mitary boasts 1.2million active duty members with 800,000 in reserve vs a country that doesn’t even have a wmd.

  • @ejodh0826
    @ejodh0826 3 роки тому +4230

    Ain’t no way this was one year ago? Damn time flies

  • @thisiszayan
    @thisiszayan 8 місяців тому +9

    Shits becoming real AGAIN

  • @MirMaxxWynn
    @MirMaxxWynn 5 років тому +933

    Disabled Kid Enters Battlefield
    "Ight lemme enable friendly fire"

  • @a.p.6301
    @a.p.6301 5 років тому +1353

    Taking the aptitude test
    Spell “Red”: L-S-T-E-R

    • @udang4604
      @udang4604 5 років тому +44

      Beetlejuice 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 5 років тому +90

      aight hit the marines you good.

    • @dabocousin
      @dabocousin 5 років тому +2

      Im dead 💀

    • @BP-fx3qc
      @BP-fx3qc 5 років тому +44

      Whoever fails gets frontlined.

    • @skizama
      @skizama 5 років тому +5

      A . P . Underrated comment💀

  • @yessir7998
    @yessir7998 5 років тому +367

    This man Griffy said “It’s a plus for us, we got human shields.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigdraco8515
    @bigdraco8515 2 роки тому +5

    UA-cam think they slick recommending this to me😭

  • @Hashlime
    @Hashlime 4 роки тому +10084

    This became relevant again way sooner than it should

    • @orvvro
      @orvvro 4 роки тому +55

      It shouldn't have

    • @davidstrange6759
      @davidstrange6759 4 роки тому +13

      .......yeah

    • @myst1741
      @myst1741 3 роки тому +91

      Well at least it's not WW3. Just the Civil War sequel nobody but Trump wanted.

    • @sexyalien806
      @sexyalien806 3 роки тому +103

      @@myst1741 well, maybe far right and far left people want civil war

    • @BrutallyHonest-
      @BrutallyHonest- 3 роки тому +28

      This is literally front page news now. China and Iran, or any “enemies” of that matter, are laughing their way to control. These “progressives” are full of sh*t

  • @Ustral
    @Ustral 2 роки тому +4007

    Griffy: I’m not a prophet!
    Everyone: *He is a prophet!*

    • @malaksalama9759
      @malaksalama9759 2 роки тому +19

      He just predicted the future

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 2 роки тому +14

      Just the wrong president.

    • @TapMustDie
      @TapMustDie 2 роки тому +4

      This was made when people thought we3 was gonna be against north korea

    • @SephirothSonic2011
      @SephirothSonic2011 2 роки тому +3

      Griffy: ...well I'm still not your dad!

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 2 роки тому +14

      @@TapMustDie No it was because of when Trump bombed Soleimani

  • @letit023
    @letit023 5 років тому +1335

    Griffy: I'm going home.
    Commanding Officer: Oh you will, in a body bag.

  • @prod.juni0r
    @prod.juni0r 2 роки тому +3

    BROOOO I JUST SAW THE DATE THIS WAS UPLOADED 😭😭😭, GRIFFY WTF LMAOO

  • @bitraven5956
    @bitraven5956 5 років тому +763

    Feminists when they realize that they get drafted too:
    I am something of a chef myself

    • @woohooo7634
      @woohooo7634 5 років тому +4

      Big Bloo It’s a joke. Y’all think everything is a joke, until it’s inconvenient for you. We’re joking. Chill.

    • @K6482-g5h
      @K6482-g5h 5 років тому +45

      @@woohooo7634 well that's the point

    • @ichase8555
      @ichase8555 5 років тому +47

      @@woohooo7634 you good? he was making a joke lmao

    • @Kaplykos
      @Kaplykos 5 років тому +43

      @@woohooo7634 your exact same comment can be applied to you just right fucking now

    • @derekk2666
      @derekk2666 5 років тому +8

      Woohoo :o uhh what? He was making a joke wtf

  • @balmain-i3e
    @balmain-i3e 5 років тому +667

    When the government bout to send you the draft letter online, so you turn on the VPN real quick

  • @arnemandanao
    @arnemandanao 5 років тому +3107

    Everyone's a badass until US army knocks into your door

    • @TruthOne313
      @TruthOne313 5 років тому +82

      @Nick Dagrosa I guess see you in jail then

    • @iliaz7057
      @iliaz7057 5 років тому +1

      Homeless life here I come

    • @cowabanga9663
      @cowabanga9663 5 років тому +8

      @HoH SiS wHAt If

    • @DorronSylve
      @DorronSylve 5 років тому

      arne mandanao 😂😂😂😂.
      WW3 : Preparing for the Draft ua-cam.com/video/kH3QyrJV230/v-deo.html

    • @mrflip-flop3198
      @mrflip-flop3198 5 років тому +1

      It's "everybody gangsta until.." but whatever floats your boat.

  • @fruitpunchsamurai7482
    @fruitpunchsamurai7482 2 роки тому +7

    UA-cam: "Ay you remember this"
    Me: "😐 bro chill"

  • @JuanVasquez-el1xt
    @JuanVasquez-el1xt 5 років тому +604

    Not even Mexican but I’ll call ice on myself and get deported.

    • @metatronblack
      @metatronblack 5 років тому +50

      I'm going with you 😂😂😂😂 I'm half Mexican

    • @MoneySG24
      @MoneySG24 5 років тому +21

      lmao he said half mexican.... originally came for the main comment but dude stole the show

    • @dianaxx9833
      @dianaxx9833 5 років тому +6

      Juan Vasquez you sure you aren’t mexican “juan vazquez”

    • @PewPew-es7mx
      @PewPew-es7mx 5 років тому

      Wtf!🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁

    • @isamic8068
      @isamic8068 5 років тому

      You mean you ain’t an illegal alien?

  • @cumulus1869
    @cumulus1869 5 років тому +1979

    "It's part of our disability program. We want everyone to feel accepted."
    Then you see a guy in a wheelchair carrying a rocket propelled grenade launcher on the battlefield.

    • @justcallmekai1554
      @justcallmekai1554 5 років тому +83

      That will be the only reason I would wanna go. Just to see that greatness.

    • @burritowyrm6530
      @burritowyrm6530 5 років тому +16

      Just Call Me Kai
      “y’all ever played killer7?”

    • @sirtamer566
      @sirtamer566 5 років тому +1

      You are either pedantic or tried to be funny

    • @ashtroashtro8171
      @ashtroashtro8171 5 років тому

      Cumulus ua-cam.com/video/g-SpAbln8qU/v-deo.html

    • @statanks505
      @statanks505 5 років тому

      *unloaded*

  • @AutoJay
    @AutoJay 5 років тому +188

    He’s gonna be “special forces”

  • @CoolestRedHead
    @CoolestRedHead Рік тому +4

    “Them drooling mfs” is really fkin wild 🫠🫠

  • @IsraelTheChosen
    @IsraelTheChosen 3 роки тому +1189

    Plot twist he was disabled but that gun to the face got him all refreshed into a normal person

    • @OrthodoxVar
      @OrthodoxVar 3 роки тому +57

      Impossible, disabled people can’t open doors

    • @destroplayz7397
      @destroplayz7397 2 роки тому +2

      That's not how it works

    • @izzy9566
      @izzy9566 2 роки тому

      Nice name

    • @monkehman979
      @monkehman979 2 роки тому +8

      @@destroplayz7397 really? No shit? Your lying.

    • @imabot6802
      @imabot6802 2 роки тому

      It really is like that because they are afraid of nuclear missiles. Big respect to those who volunteers

  • @SoSaReaper
    @SoSaReaper 4 роки тому +5231

    Just wait, rona was just filler. Soon we'll be back on the ww3 arc soon.

    • @majinbuu8972
      @majinbuu8972 4 роки тому +283

      The longest set of filler episodes ever.😫

    • @DynamiteChannelist
      @DynamiteChannelist 4 роки тому +122

      It’s like the “Virtual World” arc that was thrown in the middle of the “Battle City” arc in the first Yu-Gi-Oh! series. It was so unnecessarily tedious, you forgot that they were in the middle of a tournament that started in the previous season.

    • @rafken2281
      @rafken2281 4 роки тому +53

      I'll skip both

    • @SoSaReaper
      @SoSaReaper 4 роки тому +42

      @@rafken2281 super volcano filler coming soon

    • @rafken2281
      @rafken2281 4 роки тому +2

      @@SoSaReaper If it is inevitable then I would prefer if it was a huge snow storm or something ,I can't handle the heat that well .

  • @bloodymagg
    @bloodymagg 3 роки тому +7379

    Funny fact is that my grandfather did the same thing when they was drafting back in the day lol.

  • @MikeSlimmen
    @MikeSlimmen 2 роки тому +1

    This video seems to show up on my reccomended everytime we go through some conflict. UA-cam knows something

  • @goosebumps6243
    @goosebumps6243 5 років тому +522

    Me: I have flat feet
    Army: we got flat shoe's

    • @johnnym9909
      @johnnym9909 5 років тому +1

      There's orthopedics for flat feet.

    • @BlueBlazerX7
      @BlueBlazerX7 5 років тому

      Awww man you could've worked in that low flat rate quote from usps xD

    • @roxyfoxyyy7
      @roxyfoxyyy7 5 років тому +1

      GOOSE BUMPS 😂😂 oh my gosh

    • @johnnym9909
      @johnnym9909 5 років тому

      @@asherkhattak3987 Ye thanks. I'll edit my comment and correct it.

  • @RB-pp9cx
    @RB-pp9cx 4 роки тому +3341

    I can’t believe it’s been a year bro😭

    • @kobejahbridgewater1826
      @kobejahbridgewater1826 4 роки тому +13

      Ikr wtf

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean 3 роки тому +1

      Woahhhhh

    • @Rei-gd5ip
      @Rei-gd5ip 3 роки тому +2

      yeah same , like wtf

    • @hxnnid
      @hxnnid 3 роки тому +12

      I could have sworn this came out a month ago😭😭😭

    • @Rei-gd5ip
      @Rei-gd5ip 3 роки тому +1

      @@hxnnid right? time flies.

  • @crackedhammer4612
    @crackedhammer4612 5 років тому +285

    “That’s a plus for us, we got human shields”

  • @hoswee100
    @hoswee100 2 роки тому +3

    It’s crazy how this is being recommended

  • @UkrRusSlavic
    @UkrRusSlavic 5 років тому +9259

    When unvaccinated kids get drafted:
    “Ah yes our biological weapons have arrived!”

    • @TMoney53
      @TMoney53 5 років тому +122

      Edward Zhadan i really hope this comment blows up

    • @MrChilley
      @MrChilley 5 років тому +14

      69th liked... I did it finally

    • @TranquillShot
      @TranquillShot 5 років тому +28

      Oh it will blow up alright

    • @NewtonSparetire
      @NewtonSparetire 5 років тому +13

      This is a wonderful comment

    • @lugabo5756
      @lugabo5756 5 років тому +4

      So good lmao

  • @datonetiger
    @datonetiger 5 років тому +340

    Yeah so I guess 2019 wasn’t that bad

    • @benblanc2483
      @benblanc2483 5 років тому +1

      😭😭😭

    • @LTRUTH334
      @LTRUTH334 5 років тому +2

      Nope the beginning of year was funny because of Soulja Boy on The Breakfast Club

    • @LTRUTH334
      @LTRUTH334 5 років тому

      @OtherwiSe known as the 'Bruk' iight imma fw u

  • @istaka1416
    @istaka1416 4 роки тому +25901

    Imagine a war getting canceled because of lack representation 😂

    • @traptinseid8577
      @traptinseid8577 3 роки тому +1270

      If only wars could get stopped so easily.

    • @Blackpilld
      @Blackpilld 3 роки тому +174

      DAAMN! Lol. Good one!

    • @JesusSanchez-tn9jq
      @JesusSanchez-tn9jq 3 роки тому +111

      OH SHITTT😂 imagine Fuckk🤣

    • @binowino6348
      @binowino6348 3 роки тому +395

      War getting cancelled = world peace

    • @arb1897
      @arb1897 3 роки тому +96

      Then we all will respect the s**t out of those......

  • @hardwired2
    @hardwired2 2 роки тому +3

    Of course now this gets recommended to me