Getting drafted for WW3

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  • @kevinp.8407
    @kevinp.8407 4 роки тому +20040

    ARMY: We said special forces not special needs.

  • @KmanKimeonOBryant
    @KmanKimeonOBryant 4 роки тому +6649

    “we got human shields”
    “WHAT?”

    • @dammithatty
      @dammithatty 4 роки тому +26

      So Guys its the battle cats all over again

    • @maui2745
      @maui2745 4 роки тому +45

      bts fanbase: *sweats*

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 роки тому +2

      @@maui2745 ua-cam.com/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/v-deo.html

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 роки тому +4

      @@choicethetaurus yo that song was so fire

    • @jackjack9066
      @jackjack9066 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Toby-kd6gt
    @Toby-kd6gt 2 роки тому +5330

    "Retarded niggas can't open doors."
    That line had me crying fr.

  • @shadowbomber6252
    @shadowbomber6252 2 роки тому +1549

    He had me at “We gonna put them on the front lines. Unloaded guns of course “ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CpTheDriller103
    @CpTheDriller103 4 роки тому +15892

    When he gets to Iran:
    “I’m going home”

  • @user-dk8jq6gg1i
    @user-dk8jq6gg1i 3 роки тому +22432

    He hit the disabled outta him, damn.

    • @dustinlemieux1945
      @dustinlemieux1945 3 роки тому +26

      Hahaha

    • @FatherFoxtrot
      @FatherFoxtrot 3 роки тому +142

      Enabled tf outta that nigga ASAP no Rocky

    • @luizations
      @luizations 3 роки тому +95

      Being from a country where you actually can get drafted, thats pretty much what happens lmao
      If you act all limp or something they beat your ass on the spot

    • @typea5426
      @typea5426 3 роки тому +17

      @@luizations oof

    • @shivankmittal715
      @shivankmittal715 3 роки тому +13

      @@luizations 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dangogonns4408
    @dangogonns4408 4 місяці тому +125

    NO WAY THIS WAS 4 YEARS AGO

    • @k.i.a6433
      @k.i.a6433 4 місяці тому +13

      Feels like 14 months tbh

    • @leroyrodgers6089
      @leroyrodgers6089 3 місяці тому +1

      Griffy can see into the future apparently.

    • @BlackRose369.
      @BlackRose369. 2 місяці тому

      ​@@leroyrodgers6089or the past

    • @Vishnu-rf5wk
      @Vishnu-rf5wk 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah time flies lol, I remembered this vedio like I watched it last month but I hadn't watched it since it came out in January 2020 😂

    • @StingDR8
      @StingDR8 Місяць тому

      Bro how bout now? 😮😢

  • @koryleonard8147
    @koryleonard8147 2 роки тому +242

    "It's a plus for us. We got human shields" 😭😭😂

  • @benj1236
    @benj1236 4 роки тому +3413

    *This is the scene that didn't make the Mulan movie.*

    • @yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973
      @yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973 4 роки тому +9

      How did you think that was funny

    • @obi-wankenobi4337
      @obi-wankenobi4337 4 роки тому +21

      @@yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973 What's funny about it is that it's stupid. By funny I mean dumb

    • @will_hunt_music
      @will_hunt_music 4 роки тому +6

      @@yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973 that made me CACKLE idk what you're on

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/v-deo.html

    • @blackatheist6549
      @blackatheist6549 4 роки тому +1

      Let's get down to business, to defeat IRAN

  • @RicePho
    @RicePho 4 роки тому +14578

    When America send in the "Special" forces to the battlefield.

    • @RicePho
      @RicePho 4 роки тому +729

      ......The joke flew right over you so hard.

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 роки тому +101

      headlight 811 r/woooosh

    • @HelvecioGomes
      @HelvecioGomes 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 роки тому +20

      meme lord the fuck did you say to me you little shit

    • @muzankibutsuji622
      @muzankibutsuji622 4 роки тому +6

      *Has Joined the Chat*

  • @Feature0311
    @Feature0311 Рік тому +63

    "Sir, we can't draft him. He's ret*rded sir."
    "Perfect! The Marines could use a man like him!"

    • @luckyy3691
      @luckyy3691 11 місяців тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-ox1pl3po9k
      @user-ox1pl3po9k Місяць тому +1

      Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential.

  • @Chavez96PR
    @Chavez96PR Місяць тому +12

    UA-cam think they slick recommending this to me in 2024 😅

    • @hollow3d
      @hollow3d Місяць тому +1

      More relevant now than it was back then.

  • @999fallen
    @999fallen 4 роки тому +6068

    Don’t complain about him not saying “I’m going home” he was already home lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +5

      Don't complain about my face just watch my videos i am better than your favorite UA-cam Master

    • @hisoka4595
      @hisoka4595 4 роки тому +47

      @@AxxLAfriku no you ain't

    • @dontcomplain5556
      @dontcomplain5556 4 роки тому +2

      😳

    • @awiawi117
      @awiawi117 4 роки тому

      xd 👀

    • @Hafer_
      @Hafer_ 4 роки тому +5

      I mean if he had said I'm going home while already being at home that'd have been funny too. So funny it'd have been retarded.

  • @alphacraig2001
    @alphacraig2001 4 роки тому +5849

    When you see the school shooter on the front lines:
    "When I asked for reinforcements, I didn't think they'd send a Spartan."

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +617

    This aged well, Putin going to make this to a reality

    • @jilp2002
      @jilp2002 2 роки тому +2

      Shut up

    • @nicoleowens2318
      @nicoleowens2318 2 роки тому +39

      You spelled "Biden and his puppeteers" wrong

    • @icytube2058
      @icytube2058 2 роки тому +2

      Why you change your profile picture?

    • @TheTrainedLamb
      @TheTrainedLamb 2 роки тому +2

      First time I've ever seen you without more than 100 likes. Interesting. I'ma screen shot this special moment.

    • @Timmy-mi2ef
      @Timmy-mi2ef Рік тому

      @@nicoleowens2318 Why are you thinking for yourself? Just believe the president who is obviously mentally fit.

  • @KRISIS1451
    @KRISIS1451 8 місяців тому +29

    This Draft is rated E. That means everyone.

  • @j2rs85
    @j2rs85 4 роки тому +5126

    *global tensions escalate*
    Memers: it’s free real estate

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 4 роки тому +8

      This has so many likes and I have no idea what this means, dammit!!!

    • @paracxsm_moon5976
      @paracxsm_moon5976 4 роки тому

      Reel JSan LMAOO, I was your 1,000th like

    • @danielz-v4083
      @danielz-v4083 4 роки тому +10

      Reel JSan this legit reminds me of that one scene in “Spiderman Far from home”, in which there is a goofy ass montage of the dead heroes from Thanos invasion. I remember some dipshits said online “the movies makes fun of the world ending events that happened previously “. I mean, dude, if ww3 happened right now, people would meme the shit out of anything in less than 2hours

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 4 роки тому

      Call me Carson was right

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 4 роки тому +1

      @@MeanBeanComedy Ha! That's wassup, good look!

  • @Isam113
    @Isam113 4 роки тому +5381

    men with no limbs still get drafted
    *women: ...*

    • @Mila-Nova
      @Mila-Nova 4 роки тому +254

      😂 feminism what's that we dont know her. Equality where?😂😂😂

    • @jiggleskittle4655
      @jiggleskittle4655 4 роки тому +42

      @@Mila-Nova that's the spirit

    • @swkforeal6811
      @swkforeal6811 4 роки тому +67

      You do know that if it really gets down to it, they will draft women as well. There are already women in the navy,marines,and air force. They won't draft a disabled man. Or would they? I hope not cuz then I'm screwed.

    • @Sean_Connery
      @Sean_Connery 4 роки тому +46

      Women born after the year 2000 in america have to sign up for the draft, to be fair.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 4 роки тому +35

      No females should be in war the whole point of war is to get stuff and protect women and children.

  • @hankb9042
    @hankb9042 2 роки тому +89

    Nothing is off-limits for this man. And he is pretty equal as far as making fun of both sides

  • @casmd2131
    @casmd2131 7 місяців тому +23

    My family has had a proud tradition and history of draftdodging, dating all the way back to World War One up to and including the Vietnam war.

  • @tjflame9524
    @tjflame9524 4 роки тому +15227

    When he said “it’s so good it’s retarded”
    I felt that

    • @jaystaynutty7391
      @jaystaynutty7391 4 роки тому +47

      Original comment. Totally😐

    • @finalistgamesandmore9608
      @finalistgamesandmore9608 4 роки тому +5

      STAR WARS TRILOGY HAHA(the new one)

    • @TEKKENFTW
      @TEKKENFTW 4 роки тому +28

      Yeah I exhaled my chromosomes after that line

    • @RiotontheRadioMSCR
      @RiotontheRadioMSCR 4 роки тому +26

      This dude really has 2 letters in his account pic.

    • @prim16
      @prim16 4 роки тому +13

      @Extreme God of Hate
      0:08 - 0:11 This is what you look like right now

  • @babefett8020
    @babefett8020 4 роки тому +3440

    Disability program: *shows up*
    US Army: We didn't expect special forces

    • @troha_halen
      @troha_halen 4 роки тому +76

      That's the point, sergeant.

    • @justcallmekai1554
      @justcallmekai1554 4 роки тому +29

      "These special forces are used for disabling the targets sense of resolve only to be stomped by a man in a wheelchair"

    • @saltytattie833
      @saltytattie833 4 роки тому +4

      Spartans!? Where did they come from?

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 4 роки тому +5

      "Didn't think they'd send the special needs corps"

    • @alexkanga9131
      @alexkanga9131 4 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @MDGOLD
    @MDGOLD 2 роки тому +19

    0:37 damn they called me out it true i can't really open the door

  • @CapucineNighly
    @CapucineNighly Місяць тому +7

    This showed up on my feed again. Yup, y'all know what to do.

  • @davidmi1ler773
    @davidmi1ler773 4 роки тому +2375

    “you have been drafted to serve in-“
    *slowly pulls out uno reverse card*

    • @garymarroquin4677
      @garymarroquin4677 4 роки тому +3

      Yesss let’s do that

    • @brazen9333
      @brazen9333 4 роки тому +5

      YOOOUUUUU......Souja boy tell em'

    • @seg162
      @seg162 4 роки тому +8

      "...guess I've been double drafted"

    • @6ix9ne93
      @6ix9ne93 4 роки тому +2

      Omg im your 1000 like

    • @Gruso57
      @Gruso57 4 роки тому +3

      Copy pasta getting 1K likes gtfoh

  • @glitchxedfix134
    @glitchxedfix134 4 роки тому +2058

    "We even got two dead guys guarding the armory"

    • @Sgreenenov13
      @Sgreenenov13 4 роки тому +39

      Family Guy?

    • @mr.harrypickle2047
      @mr.harrypickle2047 4 роки тому +4

      @@Sgreenenov13 mhm

    • @TiredOfYoutube
      @TiredOfYoutube 4 роки тому +9

      "Great news guys! Democracy just kicked in!"

    • @terezihomestuck
      @terezihomestuck 4 роки тому +35

      @CHEESEYBALL 2000 is just a guy promoting some music, saved you a click

    • @Jay-nv7ho
      @Jay-nv7ho 4 роки тому +9

      CHEESEYBALL 2000 music is ass fuck off nigga

  • @gumz5661
    @gumz5661 Місяць тому +7

    Aged like fine wine

  • @manuthriftspr4725
    @manuthriftspr4725 Місяць тому +5

    2024 and this is still relevant

  • @sankyumiku
    @sankyumiku 3 роки тому +12039

    "It's a plus for us, we got human shields."
    Bruh

    • @voided9643
      @voided9643 3 роки тому +204

      Wait, no way! You also watched the video?

    • @lupinthethird5784
      @lupinthethird5784 3 роки тому +29

      Sounds like Cheney is prosecuting this war

    • @voided9643
      @voided9643 3 роки тому +4

      @chimi flipin changas fr

    • @MT-zu2uq
      @MT-zu2uq 3 роки тому

      @chimi flipin changas It's the PWD he was referring to, though.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому +12

      South Park's Operation: Get Behind Blackie

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 роки тому +2306

    Goes to Google
    *looks up "how people dodged the draft"*
    *looks up "what diseases made you exempt from the draft"*
    *looks up "can a man get pregnant"*

    • @AZKL313
      @AZKL313 4 роки тому +33

      bruh HAHAHAHAHA

    • @ihdenemalek3485
      @ihdenemalek3485 4 роки тому +63

      I prefer the guy without the mustache

    • @Wlemyg
      @Wlemyg 4 роки тому +12

      @@ihdenemalek3485 same

    • @RM-56
      @RM-56 4 роки тому +35

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache *looks up “how to change your sex”*

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 4 роки тому +31

      (Fakes death)
      Army: aight lets start recruiting the most freshest deceased they can be fodder and human sand bags
      Me: bead of sweat rolls down head

  • @bigdraco8515
    @bigdraco8515 2 роки тому +4

    UA-cam think they slick recommending this to me😭

  • @thisiszayan
    @thisiszayan Місяць тому +7

    Shits becoming real AGAIN

  • @kotimoto
    @kotimoto 3 роки тому +8475

    That rifle butt did a factory reset on him.

  • @yeaboi8465
    @yeaboi8465 4 роки тому +43343

    I guess you could call this division the “Special Forces”

  • @yungrek747
    @yungrek747 Місяць тому +9

    well well well
    guess who's back

  • @scott-gaming.8834
    @scott-gaming.8834 4 місяці тому +6

    I remember when this came out.

  • @haydenlare2079
    @haydenlare2079 4 роки тому +3629

    I didn’t know Army recruiters liked My Hero Academia.

    • @haydenlare2079
      @haydenlare2079 4 роки тому +72

      4K LØVE It was a joke, he has a My Hero Academia shirt on. I don’t know how I’m mental unless you’re saying that I’m mentally observant?

    • @lahaine7630
      @lahaine7630 4 роки тому +15

      Its a Dragon Ball shirt

    • @haydenlare2079
      @haydenlare2079 4 роки тому +9

      Sagify No it’s not, it’s All Might and All for One from My Hero Academia

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 роки тому +1

      @@haydenlare2079 ua-cam.com/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/v-deo.html stop the hate and please like

    • @lilshart7914
      @lilshart7914 4 роки тому +1

      Hayden Lare Dragon ball

  • @degr8andre
    @degr8andre 4 роки тому +4954

    About to pull an Avatar, when the war needed him the most he vanished

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 роки тому +158

      Degr8Andre see you in a hundred years

    • @emmyjr1231
      @emmyjr1231 4 роки тому +17

      😂

    • @invaderzim2996
      @invaderzim2996 4 роки тому +3

      Degr8Andre ha haaaaaaa that’s funny because it’s true

    • @degr8andre
      @degr8andre 4 роки тому

      @@justsomeguy1014 😂

    • @rinne1669
      @rinne1669 4 роки тому

      It's funny because he took this from a meme

  • @arjunbist2363
    @arjunbist2363 2 роки тому +14

    Ain't no way UA-cam recommended this right now after 2 years 💀💀

  • @dexkani9993
    @dexkani9993 4 місяці тому +7

    This was 4years early!!!

  • @ytghop
    @ytghop 4 роки тому +2475

    When he sees an Iran soldier:
    “Don’t shoot! Let’s go get some tacos”

    • @maui2745
      @maui2745 4 роки тому +46

      sincerely, the mexicans & blacks

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 роки тому +1

      @Mya Heart fire song

    • @mustafabarak4580
      @mustafabarak4580 4 роки тому

      So good

    • @ytghop
      @ytghop 4 роки тому +1

      Spectre N7 chill habibi😭I’ll make you some tacos

    • @mustafa_9078
      @mustafa_9078 4 роки тому

      @Mya Heart fire ass song

  • @introverteddawg9805
    @introverteddawg9805 4 роки тому +14290

    My man roasted SJWs, Trump and the civilians making excuses in a single video. Damn.

    • @MrKarlozz
      @MrKarlozz 3 роки тому +439

      Griffy is a national treasure

    • @dakotasherman632
      @dakotasherman632 3 роки тому +188

      He has no chill and it is amazing

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 роки тому +114

      That takes talent. And balls.
      But mostly talent.

    • @Picklericksin
      @Picklericksin 3 роки тому +167

      As a trump supporter I couldn't help but laugh

    • @gijuki1335
      @gijuki1335 3 роки тому +8

      I guess I have to look into another comment section if I wanna find someone with an above average iq.

  • @northernpenguin2188
    @northernpenguin2188 2 роки тому +42

    I'm already practicing my "mentally disabled act". Thank you Griffy

  • @toasterinmyintestine7156
    @toasterinmyintestine7156 2 роки тому +5

    UA-cam knows the right time

  • @td003
    @td003 4 роки тому +17334

    Iran: declares war on USA
    USA:declares war on Iran
    Germany: declares war on France
    Germany: sorry, force of habit

    • @rishijoshi7989
      @rishijoshi7989 4 роки тому +117

      ΘΟΔΩΡΗΣ ΔΟΥΚΑΣ lol

    • @soulyourgrim1164
      @soulyourgrim1164 4 роки тому +75

      😆

    • @yush7221
      @yush7221 4 роки тому +49

      @@rishijoshi7989 its stolen

    • @rigovalentine
      @rigovalentine 4 роки тому +353

      @@yush7221 omg omg omg it's stolen totally.....
      like any cares bro

    • @Unknown-User44
      @Unknown-User44 4 роки тому +84

      It's not even funny, because it's an American habit to make war.

  • @shoesuke1613
    @shoesuke1613 3 роки тому +12103

    “It’s part of our disability program, we want everyone to feel accepted” I lost it there

    • @ame6156
      @ame6156 3 роки тому +32

      Oi josuke

    • @Amir-iz8eh
      @Amir-iz8eh 3 роки тому +15

      Same 😂

    • @jawspinner7825
      @jawspinner7825 3 роки тому +4

      I became you 1,100 like

    • @ball1106c
      @ball1106c 2 роки тому +5

      That took me out. 😆😆😆

    • @WaliXan
      @WaliXan 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂I saw this as he was saying it

  • @journeyinspirit
    @journeyinspirit 4 місяці тому +9

    WELL WELL

  • @uncleseekx
    @uncleseekx Місяць тому +12

    Who's here after Iran attacked Israel?💀💀

  • @vincentt.9845
    @vincentt.9845 4 роки тому +4830

    The “we want everybody to feel accepted” part got me dying

  • @arnemandanao
    @arnemandanao 4 роки тому +3109

    Everyone's a badass until US army knocks into your door

    • @TruthOne313
      @TruthOne313 4 роки тому +83

      @Nick Dagrosa I guess see you in jail then

    • @iliaz7057
      @iliaz7057 4 роки тому +1

      Homeless life here I come

    • @cowabanga9663
      @cowabanga9663 4 роки тому +8

      @HoH SiS wHAt If

    • @DorronSylve
      @DorronSylve 4 роки тому

      arne mandanao 😂😂😂😂.
      WW3 : Preparing for the Draft ua-cam.com/video/kH3QyrJV230/v-deo.html

    • @mrflip-flop3198
      @mrflip-flop3198 4 роки тому +1

      It's "everybody gangsta until.." but whatever floats your boat.

  • @fruitpunchsamurai7482
    @fruitpunchsamurai7482 2 роки тому +7

    UA-cam: "Ay you remember this"
    Me: "😐 bro chill"

  • @TheMostOrdinaryMan
    @TheMostOrdinaryMan Рік тому +11

    3 years ago this was a skit, now its almost a reality. Crazy how the world goes.

  • @mikaelporter8663
    @mikaelporter8663 4 роки тому +1358

    Men: I can't go
    US Army: Why not?
    Men: I'm pregnant
    US Army: You are? Even better, 2 soldiers for the price of one

  • @052096blake
    @052096blake 4 роки тому +1771

    When he started naming off the disabled human shields I died

    • @lancomepotatoes5753
      @lancomepotatoes5753 4 роки тому +27

      Get you ase from the grave, you gonna get drafted.

    • @Mmvyvub
      @Mmvyvub 4 роки тому

      Blake Watson m.ua-cam.com/video/RlmkmT3af1E/v-deo.html

    • @colbertcobene9032
      @colbertcobene9032 4 роки тому +4

      CHIRAQ VEVO Visual GARBAGE 🗑

    • @tomzomy6405
      @tomzomy6405 4 роки тому

      @@lancomepotatoes5753 it is

    • @tomzomy6405
      @tomzomy6405 4 роки тому

      @@lancomepotatoes5753 a fruit.

  • @AyeAshh
    @AyeAshh 2 роки тому +2

    I remember when this drop it been 2 years already

  • @julianaustin4151
    @julianaustin4151 2 роки тому +4

    This shit really got recommended to me now

  • @Otgmjay
    @Otgmjay 4 роки тому +3126

    It’s all fun in games till Griffey can’t say
    “I’m going home” anymore

  • @mikejeger696
    @mikejeger696 4 роки тому +3304

    "Soldier met disable kids"
    *LITERALLY HIT THEM WITH GUN*

    • @Mortal7
      @Mortal7 4 роки тому +66

      *GET YO ASS ON THE FUCKING BATTLEFIELD FRONTLINE*

    • @pheben1450
      @pheben1450 4 роки тому +19

      “We want everybody to feel accepted.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 роки тому +8

      Everybody gets some smoke. Nobody's off the hook. Diversity is king.

    • @dairu21
      @dairu21 4 роки тому +3

      Ur joke was actually funny until u said thx for likes

    • @mikejeger696
      @mikejeger696 4 роки тому +1

      @@dairu21 then i will delete that, sorry for the trouble

  • @Dr.Baymax-iu2dd
    @Dr.Baymax-iu2dd Місяць тому +2

    finna put the special in special forces.

  • @Jimmy8InFinity
    @Jimmy8InFinity Рік тому +4

    Why is this even more relevant nowadays and recommended?

  • @SUPERMAN-uf6wk
    @SUPERMAN-uf6wk 4 роки тому +1735

    When he gets to iran:
    “look i’m with y’all i’m not trynna shoot”

    • @theemperor1379
      @theemperor1379 4 роки тому +23

      Funny thing. In the iran-iraq war, many iraqis did that.

    • @mustafabarak4580
      @mustafabarak4580 4 роки тому +2

      Idk why everyone keeps reposting this but imma do the same ua-cam.com/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/v-deo.html

    • @dwatsonj93
      @dwatsonj93 4 роки тому +5

      *Dies immediately in a POW camp

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 4 роки тому

      gets on the frontlines
      yells to iranian forces: twitter.com/rosemcgowan/status/1212976832544460801

  • @vXtincs
    @vXtincs 4 роки тому +1467

    “Ni**as with no legs no arms” 😭

  • @jeremyb3612
    @jeremyb3612 2 роки тому +4

    Perfect time to recommend this ngl

  • @diffmonke406
    @diffmonke406 2 роки тому +3

    Well he did predict world war 3

  • @Tejano_Sports
    @Tejano_Sports 2 роки тому +10721

    Dammit Griffy this aged too well

  • @blank_2067
    @blank_2067 4 роки тому +1637

    "We want equality"
    "Ok you're drafted"
    "Wait that's illegal"

    • @MrRamazanLale2
      @MrRamazanLale2 4 роки тому +14

      If it's an illegal war then yes

    • @pinofshame6253
      @pinofshame6253 4 роки тому +10

      *illequal

    • @chocokittybo
      @chocokittybo 4 роки тому +34

      Equality is eliminating the draft, because rich people already don't have to go

    • @Sleep_jaywalking
      @Sleep_jaywalking 4 роки тому

      Nice repost.

    • @yungturtle5586
      @yungturtle5586 4 роки тому

      NAH it's how the game is played and they got played

  • @NoNameX_X0
    @NoNameX_X0 2 роки тому +3

    If this gets recommended to you while ww3’s ongoing then you should get ready cuz shit’s boutta go down.

  • @mrfreshafrican20
    @mrfreshafrican20 2 роки тому +3

    Why did this get recommended to me at this moment?😭

  • @thegamingapprentice4022
    @thegamingapprentice4022 2 роки тому +17436

    Get ready boys, this about to become relevant.

  • @AmethystSnow
    @AmethystSnow 4 роки тому +1611

    School shooter on the frontlines: *THIS IS MY CALLING*

  • @FreeZeOpZ
    @FreeZeOpZ 2 роки тому +3

    *Man the algorithm real funny…*

  • @user-li9uk8du7l
    @user-li9uk8du7l 7 місяців тому +4

    We closer to ww3 now then we you made this

  • @TheMike0088
    @TheMike0088 3 роки тому +5469

    "Let me go pack."
    *A single gunshot is heard from the bedroom*

    • @Ardeleus
      @Ardeleus 3 роки тому +299

      "He already started training huh?"

    • @leowzhilin
      @leowzhilin 3 роки тому +58

      Actually he can try to ditch them, by packing, climbing out the window, then firing a gun in the bedrm & running for it lol.

    • @pokemonwokeaf4277
      @pokemonwokeaf4277 3 роки тому +10

      Super effective

    • @johnnyryall3966
      @johnnyryall3966 3 роки тому +4

      @@leowzhilin i think theyll check iwl

    • @leowzhilin
      @leowzhilin 3 роки тому +4

      @@johnnyryall3966 yeahh, but u get a couple seconds!!! XD Rather be running fr them than the enemy u k!! MOVE.

  • @bigboibundy7566
    @bigboibundy7566 4 роки тому +2416

    I’m surprised he didn’t say special forces.

  • @CoolestRedHead
    @CoolestRedHead 7 місяців тому +3

    “Them drooling mfs” is really fkin wild 🫠🫠

  • @christiananthony8139
    @christiananthony8139 7 місяців тому +5

    youtube has a dark sense of humor to recommend this now

  • @bitraven5956
    @bitraven5956 4 роки тому +763

    Feminists when they realize that they get drafted too:
    I am something of a chef myself

    • @woohooo7634
      @woohooo7634 4 роки тому +4

      Big Bloo It’s a joke. Y’all think everything is a joke, until it’s inconvenient for you. We’re joking. Chill.

    • @user-uj8nr5ik4i
      @user-uj8nr5ik4i 4 роки тому +45

      @@woohooo7634 well that's the point

    • @ichase8555
      @ichase8555 4 роки тому +47

      @@woohooo7634 you good? he was making a joke lmao

    • @Kaplykos
      @Kaplykos 4 роки тому +43

      @@woohooo7634 your exact same comment can be applied to you just right fucking now

    • @derekk2666
      @derekk2666 4 роки тому +8

      Woohoo :o uhh what? He was making a joke wtf

  • @Vel00
    @Vel00 4 роки тому +2383

    "Those mothafuckas gettin' drafted too...."
    Me: *Looking at my crutches across the room.*

    • @chief10133
      @chief10133 4 роки тому +19

      Fraisur same, I felt attacked

    • @cahmon3y338
      @cahmon3y338 4 роки тому +46

      Your going on the front line boi 😁😂

    • @kilianfinnegan7660
      @kilianfinnegan7660 4 роки тому +10

      Me who's actually handicapped

    • @chief10133
      @chief10133 4 роки тому +3

      Kilian Finnegan half deaf

    • @kilianfinnegan7660
      @kilianfinnegan7660 4 роки тому +5

      Feels bad you can't hear and I can't walk

  • @dojofi7487
    @dojofi7487 2 роки тому +2

    kinda funny how this is on my reccomended now

  • @galaxywanderer5508
    @galaxywanderer5508 2 роки тому +2

    This is so relevant right now I thought it was new.

  • @motoharumotoharu
    @motoharumotoharu 4 роки тому +1719

    Recruiters: You are drafted.
    *CURRENT MISSION: S U R V I V E*

  • @lisa_rue
    @lisa_rue 4 роки тому +20368

    Plot twist: he was disabled the dude just hit it out of him
    𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁:
    jeez 20k?! i didnt know finding a cure could be this remarkable

    • @Wlemyg
      @Wlemyg 4 роки тому +441

      Oh damn

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 4 роки тому +47

      Brontide _ XD!!

    • @pheonixflame2130
      @pheonixflame2130 4 роки тому +237

      I always told my wife a good backhand can save a child. But I still got arrested for long term child abuse

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 роки тому +5

      @CHEESEYBALL 2000 ua-cam.com/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/v-deo.html stop the hate and please like

    • @UNDENIABLEBarttySky
      @UNDENIABLEBarttySky 4 роки тому +4

      Domestic Abuse

  • @capitanspoiler7393
    @capitanspoiler7393 2 роки тому +4

    the fact this was in my suggested feed NOW is a bit suspicious

  • @buzzoprintswork8874
    @buzzoprintswork8874 2 роки тому +4

    At this point I might just deploy… 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @UkrRusSlavic
    @UkrRusSlavic 4 роки тому +9276

    When unvaccinated kids get drafted:
    “Ah yes our biological weapons have arrived!”

    • @TMoney53
      @TMoney53 4 роки тому +122

      Edward Zhadan i really hope this comment blows up

    • @MrChilley
      @MrChilley 4 роки тому +14

      69th liked... I did it finally

    • @TranquillShot
      @TranquillShot 4 роки тому +28

      Oh it will blow up alright

    • @whyichigo
      @whyichigo 4 роки тому +13

      This is a wonderful comment

    • @lugabo5756
      @lugabo5756 4 роки тому +4

      So good lmao

  • @sauxce
    @sauxce 4 роки тому +6443

    Griffy is the only one bold enough to make vids like this

    • @sewme7861
      @sewme7861 4 роки тому +5

      go to daily stormer dot name or the right stuff dot bizz

    • @ezerahonorat336
      @ezerahonorat336 4 роки тому

      Tru😂😂😂

    • @TK-cs1qc
      @TK-cs1qc 4 роки тому +88

      Sauxce VFX 逆説 fr and I respect it🤣🤣🤣we can’t keep tiptoeing like bitches when it comes to comedy

    • @jokesalot1414
      @jokesalot1414 4 роки тому +5

      Sauxce VFX 逆説 #im the 89 nigga to like

    • @yaboylion9244
      @yaboylion9244 4 роки тому +1

      Sew Me umm check out twitter

  • @-0Peanut0-
    @-0Peanut0- 2 роки тому +2

    Bro I ain’t even realize this was old 😭

  • @osariemenokungbowa5565
    @osariemenokungbowa5565 2 роки тому +3

    2 years ago:😂
    Now:😳

  • @xeyn2549
    @xeyn2549 3 роки тому +4698

    Draft blind people for the friendly fire division

  • @Feetlcker123
    @Feetlcker123 2 роки тому +1445

    The fact this got recommended a day after the Russians attacked Ukraine

    • @malaksalama9759
      @malaksalama9759 2 роки тому +16

      Fr

    • @hassankhalid8917
      @hassankhalid8917 2 роки тому +13

      I blame Ukraine president for that. He wanted to allow NATO to make military bases near Russia. Like wth?
      The fact that he is an israeli make it clear what their intention are.

    • @alexmonza2823
      @alexmonza2823 2 роки тому +14

      @@hassankhalid8917 who is Israeli? Ukrainian president? Tf are you talking about?

    • @hexmech1893
      @hexmech1893 2 роки тому +8

      @@alexmonza2823 His name is Arabic and probably believes "death to all jews" and "wine is haram". Don't bother with him.
      The Ukrainian president is a Jewish-Ukranian but I have never heard of NATO bases installed in a country that strived to be neutral (out of fear) and has political instability.

    • @user-xx8bq6rh5o
      @user-xx8bq6rh5o 2 роки тому +5

      @@hexmech1893 you are fascist or nazi? You sounds like nazi, but you may be fascist.
      What you have against East? Don't speak like that.

  • @theblacknaruto
    @theblacknaruto 2 роки тому +4

    It's so weird that this got recommended today lol

  • @AiRPasternak
    @AiRPasternak Рік тому +3

    Vladimir Ivan you've been drafted...

  • @some1744
    @some1744 3 роки тому +7682

    “ it’s trumps plan ofc,”
    “ it’s so good, it’s retarded” 😭

  • @ragingbird8682
    @ragingbird8682 4 роки тому +964

    “We got human shields” killed me 😂

    • @coffeydoes3000
      @coffeydoes3000 4 роки тому +1

      Remember that Teen Titans Go episode where the titans were split into 5-6 parts and the lazy beast boy was a human shield?

  • @Yoimommy
    @Yoimommy 2 роки тому +1

    Saw this In my recommendation and thought this vid was recent but then remembered I watched this 2 years ago

  • @justgay
    @justgay 2 роки тому +3

    today there were two extremely loud explosions outside but good thing these two recommended nuclear weapon yt videos already taught me that that's not how nuclear bombs sound like so i was only mildly distressed by it

  • @ninjacenagt9324
    @ninjacenagt9324 4 роки тому +1009

    North Koreans: You're only getting drafted during war?

    • @thelastbackyardigan1897
      @thelastbackyardigan1897 4 роки тому +21

      underrated comment 😭

    • @notjohndoe6878
      @notjohndoe6878 4 роки тому +12

      Thinking about it tho, I'd want combat training before having to work normally, it'd be nice to have those skills

    • @shaelle0
      @shaelle0 4 роки тому +3

      first time?

    • @JuntsArchived
      @JuntsArchived 4 роки тому

      Surgam Identidem yeah and you’re gonna have to go through hell and back to gain the physical requirements for those skills

    • @Incognito_Blazer
      @Incognito_Blazer 4 роки тому +4

      @wildwilllis1 There is, but it's not gonna be actually used since we already have a large standing army plus a large reserve pool, so drafting isn't gonna happen. But the memes are still great tho lol

  • @santostracey93
    @santostracey93 4 роки тому +1667

    “we’re gonna put em on the frontline with guns, unloaded of course. It’s a plus for us, we got human shields..”
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ricardopattinson9318
      @ricardopattinson9318 4 роки тому +58

      "It's trumps plan of course it's so good it's retarded"

    • @itsyaboiswish0635
      @itsyaboiswish0635 4 роки тому +35

      We got deaf niggas
      We got blind niggas
      We got niggas with no arms
      We got niggas with no legs
      We got niggas with one leg and one arm
      We got niggas with no arms and no legs

    • @corazon.c
      @corazon.c 4 роки тому

      If only that would really happen, the world would be a better place.

    • @renne1578
      @renne1578 4 роки тому

      Yoo i was reading this as soon it came on lmfao

  • @jonaab1551
    @jonaab1551 2 роки тому +4

    They took equality to a other nevel

  • @ruthcrossdale8065
    @ruthcrossdale8065 4 місяці тому +13

    Who's here in 2024?

    • @Igor-my6ml
      @Igor-my6ml 4 місяці тому

      Yep, here we are just waiting for draft