If I Laugh I INSTANTLY DIE
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
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CREATED BY
DANIEL HOWELL
PRODUCED BY
SOPHIE NEWTON
CREATIVE PRODUCERS
JACOB RICKARD
KENNY ENGLAND
PHIL LESTER
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
CIARAN O’BRIEN
CAMERA ASSISTANT
JOE ROWE
SOUND ENGINEER
TOM BARTLETT
ART DIRECTOR
LOUIS GRANT
EDITORS
LEVI BEAMISH
ELLIOT GOUGH
DAN HOWELL
ANIMATORS
JAMES PAINTER
PJ LIGUORI
Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound:
Chronometer - Guy Copeland
Night Driver - Ballpoint
Racing Hearts - Mattie Maguire
Oh What A Whirl - Jules Gaia
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Russian - Anna Vinogradova
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Hi dan
Hi dan
Hi Dan love the ads
R.I.P Dan it was nice knowing you ❤
Hi dan
Dan shouting "you're not the main character" at his phone is something that will now live in my mind rent free thanks Dan
Holy shit dan liked my comment I now cannot stop smiling LmAo
SAME!!
i need a reaction gif of that so i can use it for everything
him throwing his phone and then checking to see if it is cracked radiates the energy of the year tbh
this is the real "death avoided" moment
Was the near-property destruction worth it? //
tiktok is genuinely about to send dan on his joker arc i’m living for it
tbf i think tiktok has sent everyone into their joker arc, hes just late to the proverbial game
But… that requires too much effort. And caring.
Probably literally, just wait for the joker thirst trap compilation he'll post lmao
This feels like Dan slowly losing his entire mind and honestly, I wanna go down with him. More pls
welcome to dystopia daily!
@@danielhowell This is suspiciously wholesome, say something only the real Dan would know
@@BlueDragon-vm1bt He can't at the moment because the show in WI just started at 7:30pm.
@@Haley_Halo Hmmmm. .. even MORE suspicious.......
I read this as "Dan slowly losing his EXTRA mind"...I'm like he's got 2?!
the consistent uploading is giving me life
@Don't Read My Profile Photo Okay
Fr I'm struggling to keep up
Don’t jinx it
It's like a long-lost family member suddenly came back
dan's next sponsor needs to be that phone case company so he can just organically incorporate the ad read into an existing montage of him throwing his phone on the floor instead of filming a separate segment like most youtubers have to do
Rhinoshield coming up
Mous phone cases coming up
CaSeTiFy
Casetify
dan in his 30s has low level demigod energy and is legit so captivating. i love this vibe. what is it. i love it.
Son of Dionysus who
I truly love that Sister Daniel is making frequent appearances.
Sister Daniel is everything.
Dans expressionless face made me laugh instantly I can’t handle the awkward situation of someone not laughing after a joke
Please know that my 90 pound dog is absolutely terrified of you and runs from the room whenever he hears your voice
Hehehe
This is the real reason they haven't gotten a dog
Please let your dog know I'm sending him frickin thoughts and prayers 😂😂😂
This comment is certified fatphobic
I'm literally standing in line to meet you Daniel....you know exactly what you're doing.
Omg have fun
Did you meet him yet? lol
How early did you have to get to the show for the meet and greet? I have Gold VIP to meet him but the venue hasn't said anything about how early we need to get there for it!
@@sadlystuckinreality Check in for the vip tickets was from 3:45 to 4:15.
@@sheilabalderas780 lol not yet, but very close
death, instantly. dan screaming is essentially his laughter. also do whatever you want!! upload a single sims video every ten years, rant about neoliberalism on camera for an hour. we just like your sense of self and humor
If the sims content came back I would be HERE for it 💚💚💚
if dan were to do another hour-long rant about neoliberalism i would go absolutely fucking feral
Wait, can i get a link to this neoliberalism rant?!?
@@elysecadrian it hasn’t happened yet but i’m hopeful
@@elysecadrian the youtube one kinda was, i mean it was about a corporation with limited oversight and the amount of bullshit it can and does get up to
6 months of having you back Dan, we are proud of you and we love you
it’s only been 6 months and he’s on tour??
The gentle flip over after Dan tossed his phone had me crying 😂
dan is harbouring a lot of the energy as that one guy from the episode of black mirror when they were all on exercise bikes.
Honestly, I’m still not over how consistently Dan has been uploading.
Still weird to see these notifications come through. Glad to see you Dan 🥺
@Don't Read My Profile Photo why not
I'm surprised Dan didn't laugh instantly for that sweet, sweet release of death 😂
i usually dont find it hard not to laugh but watching someone watch funny videos with a completely neutral face just does it to me
you have no idea how much serotonin this consistent uploading is giving me
Persistent Dan is what we love ❤we’re so proud of you Dan for everything you’ve came through to get to here :)
The fact that someone from NordVpn had to watch and approve that ad just made me laugh even harder
I like how it took Dan finally giving up and making a normal talk show for it to become apparent that he is unironically funny and personable
Dan using NordVPN to watch the Office and not Brooklyn 99 says a lot about him as a person.
I'm not sure what it says, but it does say a lot.
My husband is tired of me talking about you but its not stopping anytime soon 😂 so glad to have you back!
That girl with the feeding grandma play doh video has her whole page full of that level of chaotic content. Truly remarkably unhinged. Highly recommend.
Dan is funnier than the tiktoks, let's be real
“Something I would never do on main is reacting to funny tiktoks” let Phil live
funny how dan judges that boy chugging that water bottle as if he is not a furry
Dan smiling and laughing instantly makes my day okay 😂🖤
Loved seeing you in Jacksonville and your show was amazing, heartfelt, sincere and witty. I had the best time! Thank you for making videos again. It means a lot :)
Genuinely the only time I didn't skip the ad. Thank you NordVPN for giving us this gem
The fact nord vpn actually allowed that to be the sponsored segment
I live for this version of Dan so much tbh. Watching him scream at TikTok for being terrible but somehow toxicity hilarious is the highlight of my week.
been having a tough day and i’m thankful to watch this having a better peace of mind just as i turn in for bed. thanks dan! wishing you well. (edit: this has solidified my intent in not getting tiktok so thanks x2)
For once in my life, I didn't skip the sponsor because it was hilarious🤌✨️ best sponsor segment on UA-cam fr
feeling suddenly grateful for my very nice, tailored, not-at-all-like-this fyp
All these uploads are constantly reminding me how back in early 2015 Zoe Sugg was coming to my town to do book signings and... I wrote you a letter. As in, I was fully planning on showing up to this woman's book signing in the suburbs of the midwest states of america and be like "Hey,,,, british youtuber! Congrats on the release or whateva cool wow yeah no I don't need a picture with you but can you make sure this letter makes it to Dan?" Anyway she cancelled the event
he actually got a sponsor,,,,,, i should be passively annoyed at the constant progression of capitalism but instead i’m just proud
“That’s not gay, it’s just sad” is actually the slogan of my life
a nord vpn sponsorship... dan has finally made it as a youtuber
The way I was literally looking for something to watch while I eat lunch and I got this notification. Dan saves the day again!
Man im glad you're back in my life after all these years somehow and the quality of your content has truly elevated, or maybe you just evolved to speak even better idk you're so eloquent
I developed an entire snort laugh from laughing along with Dan at the coffee machine/play-doh grandma one. I needed that after the dreadful exam I had earlier
I'm starting every conversation by walking in laughing saying "that's what she said" and then proceed like nothing happened
I couldn't even finish this I hated those TikToks so much. Creepy old man with candy, awesome. Coughing up candy, awesome. Weird water bottle fetish, awesome. Destroying someone's clothes for an obviously staged attempt at making a viral video, awesome. So much desperation to shout into the void.
never expected dan to be a schlatt enjoyer, but that made me weirdly happy to see lmao
The world is sleeping on Dystopia Daily, I'm waiting for the 20 year renaissance. My children will watch this and I'll declare, I was there eating drumsticks
We now learn what Dan finds funny on the internet-
Dan voiced my dislike of the genre of UA-camrs try not to laugh. The point is not to laugh and people laugh their face off. Dan is the only one I have enjoyed this type of video from. Even though he laughed, I feel that.
I’m mad this was one of my favourite Dystopian Daily episodes. I think it’s cause it felt more casual like hanging with a bud🥺
Hey Dan! I just wanted to say, I love the new content and it’s great to have you back but are you okay? (I mean this in the nicest way possible) you’ve seemed like you’re forcing yourself to entertain others rather than entertaining others for the fun of it. There’s no shame in taking a break if you need one. Your content had always been super fun to watch but please don’t try to be entertaining in exchange of hurting yourself for validation. Your fanbase will always be here for you regardless of what you do, so please try to take better care of yourself :)
Dan really out hear underestimating the fact people will watch literally anything he makes😂😂
React to Fanfic! I remember the old video of you & Phil reading and reacting to fanfic
Some of the tags on a03 are.... I don't think weird even begins to describe it tbh 😅
Dan just have fans submit their favorite tiktoks to you on reddit or something so you dont have to watch videos like that and it saves you from doing all the work
The whole point he’s doing it is to like the tiktoks ON tiktok so that the algorithm can do its thing
Oop it's November, time to re-watch the Dan and Phil Undertale series and have an existential crisis over how fast the year went
I really love the content you are posting! I like your channel being a mix of more relaxed content (react/guests/viewers), longer intense videos, and more stand-up monologues/funny stories. It is all you, it has a place on your channel. We just love watching you, no matter if the content is considered 'high-brow/creative' or not.
One time my brother saw me rubbing my Barbies together and said he would tell mom, so I cried and begged and he had me doing everything he wanted for a whole month
I'm getting over the flu, so every time I laugh I just start coughing, and I just choked on the loud coffee maker video 😂😂😂
Yikes... the funniest part of this video was the ad break... 😬 Please no more tiktok crap.
dan started at being terrified of the app to screaming at people dancing that’s a great evolution there
Also, Dan… 19 hours on PHub?!? You’re better off spending that time on TikTok escaping the default algorithm
HIGHLY relate to your feelings about having to be a content creator even after becoming painfully aware of the dystopian oligarchy our content is being provided to. But I laughed and I’m glad if anyone is brainwashing me today it’s you. Thanks Dan ❤
we can tell you're a millennial bc you called tiktok a website btw
I didn't know I needed a YLYL vid from Dan but I'm massively happy that it's here.
YLYID*
i hope you realise 11:52 was the exact same as water chugging dude
We love seeing/hearing you laugh, Dan!!
“YOU’RE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER” so many people need to hear this fr.
I gotta edit this just to add: I’ve missed you so much, I didn’t even realise how much I had missed you! My childhood was filled with Dan and Phil, I bought the books and watched them religiously. I vividly remember going to the library and seeing a girl and her mum picking up The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire and me being socially awkward so instead of saying “excuse me…” I just RAN, graBBED A BOOK, and ran off again. I heard the girl say “wow, they must love Dan and Phil too” as I sped off at sonic speed into the sunset. (Nah dw I paid)
Thankyou for being you Dan, odd thing to thank someone for but you, as a person, have made my life so much brighter (sounds odd seeing as Dan is the king of darkness but-) and no matter how frequent or infrequent videos may be, I will be there, to watch them, and appreciating every single one for existing and you for making them. Ilysm! You got me through some rough early teen years and words can’t express how greatful I am.
Honestly, what ever kind of content you make, I'll probably watch it. Dystopia daily is now my favorite talk show
AH YOU WENT BACK TO MY TIKTOK OF THE COFFEE MAKER AHHHHHHH!
still riding the high of dan posting regularly again. how long has it been since it started? no idea time no longer has any meaning: dan's posting again!
Okay, but lets take a moment to appreciate that Dan is the only fucking youtuber who makes the spon shit interesting enough to not skip past????
danisnotinteresting content is always magnificent, but video essays are as well so like... do whatever bro. we'll be here regardless
Can we have a mix of those two choices? I like the longer videos but I don't think my sanity could take a three year wait
I love watching Dan have an existential crisis while watching tiktok
this was fun! my favourite part was the tiktok breakdown cam lmao, i'm praying for your algorithm. please make whatever videos make you happiest :)
6:59 "why is it a 50yr old man squealing and looking at haribo"
arent they describing a future phil?
The fact that I actually get to meet this man in less than 6 days is absurd to me. I get to stare up at his 6’4” self and tell him how he’s changed my life
"It's like just in voice chat with a friend. It's warm, its cozy, its casual." Like I would know.
So many years have passed and you're still the most relatable youtuber on the platform. Your humor is on the same wavelength as mine and I love it.
Ok so. Tiktok doesnt care about likes. its about watchtime... when you watch the dancing tiktok multiple times because you are yelling at it. Tiktok thinks thats what you like.. If you think your gonna hate somthing. SKIP PAST IT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. then the algorithm will stop being shit.
Dan, thank you so much for all your videos lately. You help make this daily dystopia more bearable.
Was having a really hard night insert mental health ✨️ ✨️ you've made me feel better - thank you 😊
Screaming at my phone for the first hour of having tiktok was also my experience... But now it's all BDSM & LGBTQ+ people and my one brain cell is happy.
i saw your tour last night and it was amazing. i have never felt so understood. thank you :)
bro I literally have two 1esbian moms and it STILL never occurred to me that I could like girls. I never played it with my dolls, they were all fuckin STRAIGHTS
The phone death avoided made me 😂😂
Dan, baby, sugar plum, darling, I did not download instagram for you and I will not download tiktok for you
Dan's expressionless face is funnier than those tiktoks
Baby Dan buying a Barbie doll because he didn't want his Action Man to be lonely is actually so precious, and I would like to just someone psychically send a hug back through time to him please.
it's so nice to see new uploads from dan omg
Never expected to see Jschlatt within a Dan video. Granted it’s just his thumbnail for like half a second but still an odd crossover
Dan doing a try not to laugh challenge is content I didn’t know I needed.
Chronic pain is acting up, and I ran out of vitamin D about a week ago...so this was a lovely little dose of (much needed) serotonin.
🌻 Thank you. 🌻
Daniel we’ll literally watch anything you do we just want to see you being happy tbh
Please consider taking part in Jackspeticeyes THANKMUS fundraising event this year for the homeless ❤️
Just go back to telling stories and being you! Don't try to fit in when you're born to stand out. We love you Dan and Phil!!
PLEASE, just watch the tiktoks and laugh, it's even more fun when youtubers actually laugh at the videos they find funny
Please continue Dil's story on the Sims, even if it's just occasionally!!