At 2:50 Karen's ""actress"" actually shows emotion for once. Not because it was appropriate for the scene, but because she started laughing at the awful script. I find this oddly adorable.
5:42 I get the feeling Hyoma’s VA is dying of laughter at Wreuzel’s voice and the random question. He’s literally laughing so hard that he has trouble speaking.
The only things legit are the "What!?" said by Rin after hearing "be my groom" and her amazing ability to pronounce "Hyoma," the freakin main character's name, correctly. Also, Hyoma sounds good in the sense that he encapsulates the attitude of a teenage (read: dull, sarcastic, easy to anger).
Apparently the main translator didnt put his name up for the credits. The credited translator was someone that helped the main one a bit with a few lines that wanted to pad out their resume haha
8 years late, but it was the American publishers that did that. They got friends and family of the company, rented a cheap studio for a month, and then came out with this hot garbage.
Oh god, karen karen karen keren. Karen........... I find you hilarious. I thought in the beggining that you were going for sleepy because i guess some guy drugged you, but, that must be one hell of a drug to be still working
watching all of the chaos wars voice acting videos from start to finish is so funny because halfway through this video hyomas VA decides to care about voicing hyoma. he was probably sat there in the booth thinking 'who *is* hyoma?' all while karen's VA takes a shot and hayatemaru's VA continues to mispronounce hyomas name in the background. absolute classic
Yup. It is. Friends and relatives. Sony won't let you release a boxed game without a dub voice track and since they figured NO ONE would bother listening to the dub on a game like this (it has a Japanese voice option), they just called in friends and family. Hence little Zeros in the previous clip. Probably someone's son who wanted to be a COOL character.
The voice-acting is just ... awful. It's like, you know what emotion they are supposed to be showing, but they just didn't even attempt to get it right.
People have been joking bu t I think Karen's voice actor is legitimately high though. First time she randomly laughs during her lines and it's at the mention of food.
“Let’s see, what am I hungry for?” “They’re gone now, you smell nice” “I’m her uncle”-“That’s too bad” “That wierd (sic) detective? What is he saying” everyone talks about the VA but the actual script is horribly translated as well. Also, I refuse to believe a guy with a voice like Uru’s thinks a girl is cute
Yeah, even if you were to switch to the Japanese audio track (which this game thankfully lets you do), it still wouldn't be much better cause the translations are horrid.
Yuri- oh, sorry. *Uru* sounds a lot like Noah from Total Drama. And I would only imagine Noah saying that line in 1:04. Like, WOW! VERY colorful of you.
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At 2:50 Karen's ""actress"" actually shows emotion for once. Not because it was appropriate for the scene, but because she started laughing at the awful script. I find this oddly adorable.
It almost sounds like she is drunk most of the time, given the constant slurring of her speech.
"Foooood huegh huegh huegh..."
"Haha, this lady is sleeping on the street."
Why, Uru, that's no way to treat a homeless person
I like how that one music track is playing almost literally all the time lmao
Or just a remix of it 😂
It's driving me crazy
4:44 That's it, I'm done
I can't breathe after hearing that XD i literary peed myself from that
AAAH AAAH AHH AAH AHHHH AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OMG WTF WAS THAT!?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Running With Pocky! Ah ah ah ah ah ah
A dying seagull
They're gone now
You smell good.
I'm her uncle
that's too bad
feed us!
......
......
feed us!
“I’m her uncle!”
“That’s too bad”
[ Media Xissx ] What was that line even supposed to mean
All Alone Well I guess I have issues then. Care to explain?
@@slufffyg503 He wanted to engage Alice in a relationship, but his uncle is there.
Luis Gonzalez Oh ok that makes sense. I guess I should have realized that from the “you smell good” comment
Oh I thought he was saying she's got some bad genes and would either become ugly/have ugly children.
Chaos Wars
Starring:
Winey Tokyo Man
Gay Hungry Guy
10 Year Old Cup Breaker
Whatever Karen Is
And The *shudders* Monsters....
karen is pure apathy high off of essential oils
5:42 I get the feeling Hyoma’s VA is dying of laughter at Wreuzel’s voice and the random question. He’s literally laughing so hard that he has trouble speaking.
Uru doesn't always hit on girls, but when he does so, it's massively creepy.
it's because he's gay
He's into men, girls are too complex for him
Hyoma's actor is trying, and not doing a bad job, gotta give him that.
Keee! = EUR EUR EUR EUR EUR EUUUR!
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
*dying seagulls noises *
I'm Gepett...? ... ... ... ... ... Her Uncle!
"You smell good."
Could he have made that sound any MORE creepy? XD
thats the canon line from the original game uru came from though
2:50 Karen's VA is LOL'ing at her line xD
So I'm not the only one who noticed that:D
Ken narville yeah
Alexander Mariager Nielsen That’s the most alive she’s ever sounded
"Sounds like a girl. I'll go check it out. She's probably being attacked by a bunch of hot guys."
Atleast the guy doing Hyoma's voice tries...
Even he's bad. But at least props for trying :DDD
2:42 fetus! Feeeetus!!
ZeroKN Best Line in the game
@@slufffyg503 No, that honor belongs to YEE YAH
Super Meat Boy lore:
i like how the gay guys hitting on that girl
Karen's drunk again
Keee! is pronounced ergh err errgh errh errgghhhh.
0:39 "I should probably see if she's hurt........and then go SHOPPIIIING!"
this is gold! uru sounds like a drag queen, Karen sounds high as a kite, lines like "you can really call me uru". love it!
0:23
"Sounds like a girl, I'll go check it out."
You're not fooling anyone, Uru.
"Ha ha this lady is sleeping on the street"
That voice acting made it funnier than it already was XDD
I think the Perfume de Zigitaris had some unforeseen side effects.
2:04 - 2:07 "We told you to get some food, not more people!" Aha, but you see, Hyoma . . . they ARE the food!!
MUHUHAHAHAA!!!!!
Make up your freaking mind about how you pronounce your main character's name! Hyoma or Highoma
The only things legit are the "What!?" said by Rin after hearing "be my groom" and her amazing ability to pronounce "Hyoma," the freakin main character's name, correctly. Also, Hyoma sounds good in the sense that he encapsulates the attitude of a teenage (read: dull, sarcastic, easy to anger).
8:09 Even Yoichi is embarassed by the voice acting.
0:19
"Screeeming. It came from the bag gallery."
"Screaming? It came from the back alley"
Can I get paid now?
This makes me feel like my english class at school is reading a play.
"Sounds like a girl. I'll go check it out!" *smirk* Yeah, sure, he's into women. That's believable.
god, that monster XD
"Kee!" = "AAU! AAU! AAU! AAU! AAUHHH!"
IT CAME FROM THE BAGEL ALLEY!!
Uru: “Alice”, I like that.
GEPETTO: i’M GePeTtO, hEr UnclE.
Uwu: That’s too bad.
They’re really trying to convince us that Uru likes girls
Poor dude should come out of the closet already
I wouldn't put this on my CV. Imagine a potential employer looking this up lol.
Apparently the main translator didnt put his name up for the credits. The credited translator was someone that helped the main one a bit with a few lines that wanted to pad out their resume haha
I'm Gepetto... HER UNCLE!!
That’s too bad.
According to Gene, the Japanese developer just got his friends to voice act because of a lack of localization funds.
8 years late, but it was the American publishers that did that. They got friends and family of the company, rented a cheap studio for a month, and then came out with this hot garbage.
The game: _"Feed us, feed us!!"_
Shizuku's VA: *_"Feed us?..........FEED US!?"_*
4:44 Sounds less like a monster and more like a dog. -_-
Girl dogs dont sound like that wtf
What kind of dogs do you encounter? That’s a fucking seagull
how was this greenlit??
Karen sounds like an AI that is slowly dying.
"Just when I learned to loooooooove..."
Yoichi sounds like he is doing a big the cat expression
Yoichi... Is that you Patrick Star?
I love how all of the monster sounds in this game is just some guy going "UH! UH! UH!"
"Who? Hyoma?" "So you're HAIYOMA?" i rofl'd at the ignorance of the voice acting
Oh god, karen karen karen keren. Karen........... I find you hilarious. I thought in the beggining that you were going for sleepy because i guess some guy drugged you, but, that must be one hell of a drug to be still working
Alice asking for food sounds like if a cat could talk.
WeNeedToHurryEveryoneIsWaitingForUs...
Feed us!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
*FEEEEEED US!*
"Hey lady, you wake?"
Lady: *MONSTERS* 👁️👄👁️
"they're gone now. You smell good" WTF!?!?!?!?!?
"They're gone now. You smell good."
The voice actor for Uru sounds utterly FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS~~
"Let's see. What am I hungry for" Oh boy, with that voice, we know JUST what!
I'm not sure if Hyoma is actually that good or if he always talks in a half-condescending tone that just works because of his role in the story.
4:44 sounds like a crow that lost its voice
watching all of the chaos wars voice acting videos from start to finish is so funny because halfway through this video hyomas VA decides to care about voicing hyoma. he was probably sat there in the booth thinking 'who *is* hyoma?' all while karen's VA takes a shot and hayatemaru's VA continues to mispronounce hyomas name in the background. absolute classic
Yup. It is. Friends and relatives.
Sony won't let you release a boxed game without a dub voice track and since they figured NO ONE would bother listening to the dub on a game like this (it has a Japanese voice option), they just called in friends and family.
Hence little Zeros in the previous clip. Probably someone's son who wanted to be a COOL character.
Uru, hitting on Alice? Goodness, with that voice I didn't know he was like that!
The voice-acting is just ... awful. It's like, you know what emotion they are supposed to be showing, but they just didn't even attempt to get it right.
Uru's voice actor is ironically god-tier.
" haha this lady is sleeping on the street."
"Ha ha, this lady is sleeping on the street."
Moltar: "What an ass."
People have been joking bu t I think Karen's voice actor is legitimately high though. First time she randomly laughs during her lines and it's at the mention of food.
0:32 Most hilarious thing I've seen all day
Whoa..Anastasia's voice... >_>
5:02 this describes this dub perfectly
“Let’s see, what am I hungry for?” “They’re gone now, you smell nice” “I’m her uncle”-“That’s too bad”
“That wierd (sic) detective? What is he saying” everyone talks about the VA but the actual script is horribly translated as well. Also, I refuse to believe a guy with a voice like Uru’s thinks a girl is cute
Yeah, even if you were to switch to the Japanese audio track (which this game thankfully lets you do), it still wouldn't be much better cause the translations are horrid.
The music never seems to dip low enough to match the enthusiasm of these talkers.
Oh Yuri, what have they done to you.
It's kind of cute how Rin sounded so sincerely worried Hyoma was gonna marry Wruzel.
Wruzel is so pretty 😊
Karen sounds like she’s having a presentation in front of the whole school and she’s nervous
There a web-show on bad-voice acting and one of the episode were Chaos Wars XD
I can't seem to find that show anywhere though :
2:42
Fetus! FEEEEEEEETUS!
2:06 ok, that was funnier than I thought
Also most of the game's plot in a nutshell.
Any other Shadow Hearts fans that ended up screaming at the game for messing up every character from that series?
In an alternate universe, the Geonosians from Star Wars are voiced by whoever performed as the Choripper.
I can't fucking breathe, this game man--
4:44 - GOOD LORD!!!! Warn a guy that type of massive lawls is coming! I couldn't get up from the floor till the video stopped.
4:45
text box: "Keee!"
voice actor: *"EEAAAAAHH EAAAAHHH EAAAAAAH EAAAAH EAAAH"*
*subtitles say KEEE*
Choripper: AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAAAAGH!
They unleashed 16 eagles into the booth and copied those sounds.
Karen even LOOKS stoned.
2:50 LMFAO holy shit even the girl is laughing at her FAILness
Yuri- oh, sorry. *Uru* sounds a lot like Noah from Total Drama.
And I would only imagine Noah saying that line in 1:04. Like, WOW! VERY colorful of you.
Hyoma is like- the only one trying. It's like watching Jerry in a room of Kramers
Two things - what oh what have they done to my beloved Shadow Hearts?
Yoichi sounds like Yogi bloody Bear!
0:11 YOY ARE TEARING ME APART YURI!!
Well I officially laughed my ass off.
Hyoma best voice actor
Now that I’m used to it I low key like it half ironically half unironically cuz it’s hilarious 😔 I couldn’t imagine them with different voices.
Yes, Karen, it came from the bag alley
1:13 omg it's the mad hatter!
That's obviously why he knows Alice!
1:06 EXCUSE ME ?! O3O
2:47 - 2:56 Simple conversations, even simpler minds.
Me with my dog: "What are you eating? What's that on your mouth? Don't eat that!"
My dog: 4:44
4:44 possibly the greatest thing ever
It's a crossover game. Chaos Wars takes characters from several different games (some released stateside, others not) and puts them into one setting.