Jeff:why is there a dead person over there we don’t know... Ryan:they are sleeping Jeff:there’s a bike over here and a pool of blood Ryan: they are sleeping to... Great job at keeping it PG Ryan 🤣
ROFL The banter was so good! 3:45 - 6:05. could keep going... but yeah, this is gold. "It's a '95 M Edition" "Wow, this one officer..." *Illegible chatter*" "Hey, I'm a car guy" "Looks like a hairdressers car" "You look like you need a hairdresser!" "It's Zach Houseknecht - common spelling" "Zach in a house dress... oh I think he said Zach Housedress" "No... it's not House Dress... it's *Houseknecht* "Alright it's Houseknecht Common Sp.... what is that officer doing? Wax on Wax Off?"
@@josecarrilloii4036 Depends on the center. Mine is "911, what is the location of the emergency?", because knowing where it is is the most important thing. If we know where it is, we can send someone.
Jeff, you were on some next level shit when you got to ramming him!!! So beautiful to see your years of training in action! Well done mate! Making me proud!
I love how the one sheriff with the mullet at 2:30 looks like Kenny Powers lol. I freaking love this charger though with the all blue lights, gonna have to download it
Jeff : Why is there a dead person over there we don't know about? Me : Uh Jeff, we can't use that word any more, so we have to call them "mortally challenged" now.
I wish CivRyan would have been recording or uploaded this clip from his perspective unless I just over looked it. I would have loved to see him roll and slide @14:53
Jeff van you pin this it would be my dream
Dreams do come true 🤧
Aldeveron yep I’m happy
Me! Lol
Jeff loves his fans.
Yep
6:47 I SEE HOW IT IS.
*Refused*
Mission failed. We'll get em next time
(Btw love the vids)
*Also Refused*
Ryan you look like Eugene from the walking dead with that mullet lol
Sir calm down....
"Looks like you need a hairdresser too."
Everyone: straight face and played it cool.
Ryan: Laughing his ass off.
Qardo shit it hit me deep I need my hair cut but hate wearing a mask lol
Love how jeff just ignored the fact that ryan was skidding on his side infront of him and didn't question it. Must be use to that shit! 14:53
So was I!!!!
🤦🏿♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was likely *desync.*
14:53
THE pinnacle of professionalism sliding across the runway.
Jeff:why is there a dead person over there we don’t know...
Ryan:they are sleeping
Jeff:there’s a bike over here and a pool of blood
Ryan: they are sleeping to...
Great job at keeping it PG Ryan 🤣
**PG-13* (Parents Strongly Cautioned)
Fatigue is REAL in FivePD!
One of these days I'm expecting to see an off-duty Sarge get pulled over, but he still sounds like his voice is coming out of a radio.
Why has this not been a thing yet
That's actually hilarious and i hope it happens now lol
Hahaha I’d love to see that and have him been “visiting the bar” like he had in the last video
Will Myers I can just imagine Jeff yelling at them in a drunk sarge voice to leave him alone 😂
Wow u can tell the future
14:51 You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth crimi... *COP*
C O P
🚔 *"Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"* 🚔
🎵 (plays *"Bad Boys (Theme from COPS)" by *Inner Circle* on stereo) 🎵
14:53 Casually pans past Ryan's car skidding on it's side 🤣
14:52 great driving skills right there Ryan!!...... LOVE IT!!!
The first pursuit was like something out of a Michael Bay movie. 😂😂😂
1st pursuit was one of my favorite. Truly epic.
14:50 How Jeff doesn't die laughing at this I don't know
Even after a few seconds later when he says hes jerking at the end?! how does he not laugh lol
11:32 Jeff’s reaction is priceless 😂👌🏻
Ryan: *requests to hug emote*
Jeff: *emote refused*
.... I felt that
10:37 Airplane in top left literally does a nose dive 🤣🤣🤣 Had me dead 🤣
Lmfao
14:52 my life in a nutshell
if you pause at 8:08 you'll see sarge getting an aerial view while in a hover
ROFL The banter was so good! 3:45 - 6:05. could keep going... but yeah, this is gold.
"It's a '95 M Edition"
"Wow, this one officer..." *Illegible chatter*" "Hey, I'm a car guy"
"Looks like a hairdressers car" "You look like you need a hairdresser!"
"It's Zach Houseknecht - common spelling"
"Zach in a house dress... oh I think he said Zach Housedress"
"No... it's not House Dress... it's *Houseknecht*
"Alright it's Houseknecht Common Sp.... what is that officer doing? Wax on Wax Off?"
4:02 @CivRyan walked himself right into that comeback.
"911, Can I take your emergency please?"
>howling with laughter
I'll have no. 9s, a no. 9 large. A no. 6 with extra dip. A no. 7. 2 no. 45's, one with cheese and a large soda.
It's, *"9-1-1. What's your emergency?"*
@@josecarrilloii4036 Depends on the center. Mine is "911, what is the location of the emergency?", because knowing where it is is the most important thing. If we know where it is, we can send someone.
Lol
@@josephrowe849 lmfao
16:37 "I got a baton with his name on it"
Sounds like somebody wants some payback!
And that Can be lethal in this😅😅😅
Ryan casually sliding through frame on his side is the embodiment of 2020.
4 officers for a traffic stop. Like damn, is this the agency I dispatch for, LOL
14:53 WTF is he doing? 🤣 All u see is a sideways car driving down the runway 🤣🤣🤣
Stay calm Mr. Housdress! LMAO love it! These episodes getting better and better everytime!
I love your content, Jeff! Keep up the outstanding work
If you see this, have a wonderful day.
Hey, thanks! You too.
I love this community
You too
No u
Thanks you too 👌🏼
“The insta popcorn popper” there it is 😂
20:15 this is my favorite part of the video
Surely that car can continue.
Leslie Nielsen: Sure it can. And don't call me Shirley.
YES!!!!
“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...127 show me 10-8.” Best way to start a video ever.
im so glad you guys are all back together with the same old great content, also great seeing you joining in Ryan, aanndd everyones dead :).
Ryan: Skidding on his side across the airfield
Jeff: Meh just another day in FivePD
That needs to be on a t-shirt "I would too if I saw 404 coming"
I remember coming across your channel years ago & been watching since & When you got hit head on I couldn't stop laughing with Zach being crazy 🤣
25:50
"I just talked to all these people over here... yea.... none of them want this guy here"
😂😂😂
20:15 🤣
Jeff, you are my hero!
Imagine getting pulled over and 4 cops just roast you constantly.
I love it when Jeff says "He's all ova da woad"
at 14:52 when one of the cops slid by on their side absolutely killed me lol!
no one's gonna talk about the perfect goofy scream? 11:30
Lol
The graphics seem especially crisp on this video, stunning even.
Natural Vision Evolved looks great
Jeff, you were on some next level shit when you got to ramming him!!! So beautiful to see your years of training in action! Well done mate! Making me proud!
LMAOO ryan at the end completely GRILLIN zach for being invisible with god mode was the best fucking part of the whole video 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Love when u guys do the group videos absolutely hilarious
beamng drive physics and realism would be awesome for lspdfr
Always loving that you guy's go grazy on the end🤣
"Oh i just gracefully ruined that" 😂😂
I love how the one sheriff with the mullet at 2:30 looks like Kenny Powers lol. I freaking love this charger though with the all blue lights, gonna have to download it
10:23 I would turn around too if I saw 404 heading toward me🤣🤣🤣
14:51 Ryan's Blues Brothers moment from stage right... XD
14:54 when the blue charger just slides by casually 🤣🤣
The chase was so dukes of hazard 🤣🤣
So funny. Just like police academy. Highlight was when the blue car went past on it’s side
when I a see new fivePD episode uploaded I get sooo happy
This is easily one of the funniest episodes of FivePD
Hope the comments stay this quiet
(speeds by completely naked but quiet)
This is so fun to watch it would be cool if he drove in first person although that is very diffecult on high speed.
Car chase was hilarious 😂
This entire episode was hilarious!
You guys always make me laugh. Feel like watching the Police Academy Haha
This gotta be the wildest craziest lspdfr 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 paleeeez more content like this
Is civryan rocking a mullet? The elcamino of haircuts. Business in the front party in the back
Show Deputy Chad Mullett and his catastrophically blue charger 23. I had fun at the premiere this morning. I wouldn't change FivePd one bit !
The grunts at 20:20 sent me 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Cop sees motorcycle in the middle of the street ... Drives past.
Four cops for a traffic stop... LOL
All I heard was.......EUROBEAT! MUCH RESPECT MR. HOUSEDRESS!
"Baby face mullet head" seems legit
That's OFFICER Baby Face Mullet Head to you, sir.
*"That's 'sir,' to you."*
- *Strike Cmdr. Jack "Soldier: 76" Morrison*
0:21 Fun Fact: In CT all the state police cars are unmarked units with lightbars.
It sounds like Ryan is saying "NO TOMATOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Driving by a dead 127 after it sounds like Jeff said "A NUMBER TWOOOOOOO. IM DEAD!!!!!!" 😂😂
Classic Zach Driving.
I like to see everyone's perspective so I watch all videos!
PIIIIIT THA VEHICLE! PIT IT!
Does anyone else think of super troopers while watching these vids keep up these awesome videos Jeff
Yes sir a new banger video
Hey Jeff,
Loved the Video/Episode as always, keep up the amazing amazing content!!
Zach at 19:27 is a whole mood😂😂😂😂
14:00😆 "what kind of T&J Mikey Mouse is this" 🤣
I heard Jeff say esports and I instantly wished there was some GTA V police chase esports out there. Seems like a no brainer.
Dang you hit hard jeff damm that sand king
Jeff : Why is there a dead person over there we don't know about?
Me : Uh Jeff, we can't use that word any more, so we have to call them "mortally challenged" now.
Keep up the good work Jeff 🔥
I wish CivRyan would have been recording or uploaded this clip from his perspective unless I just over looked it. I would have loved to see him roll and slide @14:53
The flashlight Brothers at the beginning 😂
Use the police force, Luke!
14:52 are we gonna ignore the unmarked casually cruzin on it door down the runway
Keeps getting better each time. Excellent!
I just love this channel
Been watching u guys since 2014
21:12 cops in gta singleplayer when you're dead lmfao
14:52 that was hilarious!
Those last 4 hits at 20:14 were fucking hilarious. 💀🤣
"It is ok to have beer be brought to you from a sober driver as a minor than a drunk driver"
-Zach Houseknecht
2021
Did anyone else see Ryan slide on his side through the frame of view on the runway
Hi Jeff I love your gta V videos!!!
8:11 how come Ryan sounds like hes announcing someone's birthday at the bowling alley.
Just wanted to go to sleep, but you haaadddd to upload so I have to watch this
Jeff needs to do a full episode as Sarge
Anybody else hear Tom doing his iconic scream from Tom and Jerry at 11:33??
Omg you guys are amazing 3 videos down and have been laughing the whole way through! 🤣
Hey Jeff, never say quiet on shift, you will get all the crazy calls.