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For those who didn’t know; yes, the New Jersey pasta in the woods story did actually happen, the story went that apparently they cleaned out a hoarder’s house and found hundreds of boxes of unused pasta, rather than finding a usable solution, they instead dumped all of it in the New Jersey wilderness where it semi-cooked due to rain. Also public radio kept getting calls with people saying their best pasta and Italian related jokes.
This was a waste of food big time. Unless the hoarded pasta was already filthy or contaminated without its package, I can't think of this as a good solution. Still, the jokes in the radio are awesome, wish I could've heard them.
For anyone actually now wondering what Europeans ate before potatoes were brought over, the answer is turnips! Turnips are very similar in a lot of ways, and were an important staple before potatoes. Potatoes took over in most European countries because they have more calories and minerals, are less bitter, and you can grow more with the same space.
@@weichang9693That was after the potato was introduced. They stopped growing a large variety of vegetables and mostly grew potatoes, so when potatoes got ruined they had no alternative.
12:40 "This leaves me to believe you've either never had mint chocolate chip ice cream before, or have never brushed your teeth before" -some random guy on reddit
If you don't agree that mint chocolate chip is the best ice cream flavor you'll be happy to have mint chocolate chip because you'll be tasting the dirt
Bro said that people hate Pineapple pizza just because society tells us,then proceeded to say that mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes like tooth paste
I heard of that one chef who banned vegans from his restaurant because he was tired of them barging in and protesting and making diners incredibly uncomfortable. That's the most glorious thing I've ever heard!
You didn't even watch the entire video yet, this video was made 8 minutes ago before you made this comment, you only got 8 minutes into the video, you cant confirm if ALL of them are true yet.
12:40 As a wise man once said: "Anyone who think's mint chocolate ice cream tastes like toothpaste has clearly never brushed their teeth." because bro, if that's what your toothpaste tastes like, then idk where the hell you're getting it from, but I want some.
10:10 when whisking, spin it with your hands by rubbing either side of the handle with your palms, this creates a spinning motion which not only mixes far better, but if you do it while lifting up the wisk, basically removes all the grime for you.
4:36 fun fact: during the second world war, french soldiers would carry baguettes in their socks to eat on the go, and apparently if they went stale the french used them as weapons.
5:05 I have failed at making an omelette almost every time. It breaks apart when I fold it about 85% of the time. Seeing this has restored my faith in my ability to make an omelette. Thank you to whoever this is.
Once upon a time I delivered food from Spicy Memory to a hotel. Later the restaurant put in a re delivery because "they said it was too spicy." They told me to take the original food from the customer when I arrived and that I was allowed to have it but they weren't, because they don't let wimps have free food. The free pad thai was really tasty but not exactly that spicy anyway
6:19 My mom did that once on Easter when I was younger. We were getting the eggs ready for painting, and she put one in the microwave, expecting it to heat up, but instead the egg exploded in the microwave & left a mess.
I have a feeling this dude is just stitching together all his other videos on a topic to create these “The Best [Topic] Memes”, and honestly, I respect the hustle.
The fact that you said mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste leads me to believe you've either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your teeth
11:30 bro im brazilian and i dont understand those hot dogs in america, in some places here in brazil we even put fucking mashed potatoes ps: i've eaten a three sausages hotdog
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Can you do colour memes?
Do cringe memes again
Doctor memes
For those who didn’t know; yes, the New Jersey pasta in the woods story did actually happen, the story went that apparently they cleaned out a hoarder’s house and found hundreds of boxes of unused pasta, rather than finding a usable solution, they instead dumped all of it in the New Jersey wilderness where it semi-cooked due to rain.
Also public radio kept getting calls with people saying their best pasta and Italian related jokes.
That’s y I don’t accept spring cleans
I remember this🤣🤣🤣
wtf xD
nice
This was a waste of food big time. Unless the hoarded pasta was already filthy or contaminated without its package, I can't think of this as a good solution. Still, the jokes in the radio are awesome, wish I could've heard them.
As an American, I think I can speak for anyone and everyone saying that food memes are the best but make me hungy
Also African
@@windego64 Yall I stg if yall make the joke
@@windego64makes sense why you would get hungry
who's a hungy boi?? ☺️😍
@@Oscribushe African comment in the replies that’s who’s hungry
Don’t take seriously plz
"Dear vegans, I killed this cow becuase it was eating your food" - a wise man
Lmao that’s funny
There is a meme with an image of a cow with that same text and with PvZ Earrape music
@@jojojoestar4720 for every meme, there is an earrape version out there
@@jojojoestar4720 yeah I stole it from that. It was actually in another vaazkl video
For anyone actually now wondering what Europeans ate before potatoes were brought over, the answer is turnips! Turnips are very similar in a lot of ways, and were an important staple before potatoes. Potatoes took over in most European countries because they have more calories and minerals, are less bitter, and you can grow more with the same space.
im pretty sure they just starved
@weichang9693 not all of them lol. But, like, yeah a lot of them did tbh 😬
@@weichang9693That was after the potato was introduced. They stopped growing a large variety of vegetables and mostly grew potatoes, so when potatoes got ruined they had no alternative.
We used eat a lot of wild berries, mushroom and nuts as well.
Turnips, parsnips, spelt, wheat
12:40 "This leaves me to believe you've either never had mint chocolate chip ice cream before, or have never brushed your teeth before"
-some random guy on reddit
If you don't agree that mint chocolate chip is the best ice cream flavor you'll be happy to have mint chocolate chip because you'll be tasting the dirt
@@Distinguishedalien13 havent tried mint chocolate chip, ive tried just mint but im imagining it and it does sound pretty good
@@krasistefanovlol you both need psychological evaluation
@@krasistefanovlol It's really good trust me. Even if you eat all of the choco chips the mint flavor itself is still good. Definitely try it 10/10.
Bro said that people hate Pineapple pizza just because society tells us,then proceeded to say that mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes like tooth paste
the eating sounds at 5:47 are PERFECT 😭got me crying rn
I heard of that one chef who banned vegans from his restaurant because he was tired of them barging in and protesting and making diners incredibly uncomfortable. That's the most glorious thing I've ever heard!
As a food enjoyer, I can confirm these memes are true.
You didn't even watch the entire video yet, this video was made 8 minutes ago before you made this comment, you only got 8 minutes into the video, you cant confirm if ALL of them are true yet.
@@RandomSBPlayer uhhhhhhhhhh
@@Who_Returned youll never catch me!
The video is so good that turbo saw it in his dream and had to watch it to see if that much quality can be produced
Legend says TurboMarc is still running from Random SB Player.
14:14 that watermelon was shredded, mashed, brutalized, destroyed, some might say, whoever ripped into that poor watermelon deserves a life sentence.
How DARE they!
6:05 says “that b**** Carol baskin”
16:39 i agree, at that point it is just natural selection.
8:34 idc what it is because
1. Fries are fries
2. If they taste good I’m eating all of them
“i keep subtitles on bc sometimes i just be snackin too loud” same
Someone online: "I feel like people just pretend to like strawberry ice cream."
Me: Leave my Strawberry Ice Cream alone or I WILL THROW HANDS.
Tastes like the tang after eating the stuff in the corners of your oven
Scoled hands made out of thick ice cream
We need a video about when VaazkL laughs, or goes out of character, that'll be so funny :joy:
like a compilation video?
where do I sign the petition to make this happen
@@i_guess108 Yeah
It has happened before.
Twice. I think. I remember it. Go. Search onwards on your journey.
🫧🐟
0:45
“Humanoid pickles arent real!” Humanoid pickle:
19:44 are they not two people in French fry costumes 😭
This is a certified Food classic
Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? well neither have they 💀💀
Nahh bro
Have you tried Nigerian water?
Dawg am Ethiopian this shi is harsh yall 😭
Actually, I HAVE had Ethiopian food!
@@mildlymarvelous🤓
“That’s a bowl of ketchup I microwaved” 😂😂😂💀💀
8:33 if you aren't saying waffle fries then you've never been to chick-fil-a
But sometimes you get a fry with a potato bottom
@@exppion it's called a trash can
No I havent
Or popeyes
@@just_master9034they got waffle fries at popeyes?
2:49 As someone who loves sausage rolls it’s kinda dumb you think it won’t have meat when it literally has a type of meat in its name
0:22 bro has had enough 💀
not hearing of an empanada is one of the most British things I've heard
12:40 As a wise man once said: "Anyone who think's mint chocolate ice cream tastes like toothpaste has clearly never brushed their teeth." because bro, if that's what your toothpaste tastes like, then idk where the hell you're getting it from, but I want some.
Nice Terraria Queen Slime pfpf
1:20, the guy with that lunch is either really happy, or really UNhappy, there is no in between.
8:17 I remember a few years ago a grocery store near me got in trouble because they were doing that
That round cheese was so round that it rounded up back into this video after being shown
9:06 *random animal chilling*
“One second later”
*animal gets hit by carrot*
The best part is the fact that half of these are potato related.
10:10 when whisking, spin it with your hands by rubbing either side of the handle with your palms, this creates a spinning motion which not only mixes far better, but if you do it while lifting up the wisk, basically removes all the grime for you.
Fr I just use a spoon
@@Distinguishedalien13 ehh, i guess that works, but you kind of need to use whisks for things.
the whiskiciyst has blessed us with wisdom
2:53 I don’t see how she didn’t see that coming, it’s literally called a sausage roll
8:00 finally someone understands what makes a girl happy
4:36 fun fact: during the second world war, french soldiers would carry baguettes in their socks to eat on the go, and apparently if they went stale the french used them as weapons.
14:51 someone actually made that into a snack, they’re called muddy bites and they are amazing
0:48 didnt knew post malone was homeless dang
5:05 I have failed at making an omelette almost every time. It breaks apart when I fold it about 85% of the time. Seeing this has restored my faith in my ability to make an omelette. Thank you to whoever this is.
5:58 E621 in the background, lovely. For everyone who sees this and thinks to look it up, Don’t! You have been warned.
Once upon a time I delivered food from Spicy Memory to a hotel. Later the restaurant put in a re delivery because "they said it was too spicy." They told me to take the original food from the customer when I arrived and that I was allowed to have it but they weren't, because they don't let wimps have free food. The free pad thai was really tasty but not exactly that spicy anyway
0:50 Woah! 🇿🇦🌍♥️
As a South African from Cape Town, that food court is situated within Century City's Mall, Canal Walk.
3:08 poor guy didn’t deserve it,
Pineapple pizza is the main course version of mint ice cream
0:51 bro i actually live near there and have seen it , its mad
Me eating an empanada watching him say he’s never heard of them
6:29 IS HE COOKING WITH A SHOVEL OR IS THAT JUST ME?!?!
*bruh* 💀
8:33 all fries slap, but as a kid those smiley fries hit different man
0:40
alright so yall know that one guy that doubles eggs
12:43 i’d eat that with no hesitation, i like em pickles.
1:10 you need to add ketchup that’s sans undertale.
8:04 i've never felt this validated in my life... gimme a sec...
*cries*
0:32that’s so wholesome
6:19 My mom did that once on Easter when I was younger. We were getting the eggs ready for painting, and she put one in the microwave, expecting it to heat up, but instead the egg exploded in the microwave & left a mess.
As a Colombian, it hurts to see that you have never heard of an empanada.
As a man I can confirm that the food is indeed put up
I remember reading at a food place "Don't count the calories, count the memories"
0:49 bro i thought the homeless man was post malone 💀💀💀
As food I approve of this
11:29
Double hotdogs are just Choripanes
9:16 Y’all ain’t ever catchin me eatin a floor burrito. That’s nasty.
9:28 with banana bread it's best to use the bananas shown because they release their natural sugars into the bread mix which makes it sweeter.
0:56 aka Diluc's signature dish
8:37 Say what you will about unleavened bread, but that stuff hits the spot when your not in the mood for anything yet hungry regardless
4:50 oh god the europe
Bro finally broke character in the mint ice cream one💀
3:34 the hot dogs are sad af
3:45 this is literally just like the trap used in WWII that had spikes, and when you tried pulling your foot out, the spikes punctured into your leg
VaazkL kinda sounds like he adds powderd milk to his milk to have milk to the second power...
Bro ima try that shit rn
@@FortifiedBastionmore milk per milk
Are you saying you don't eat your sugar coated sugar bombs with sweetened condensed milk?
Powdered milk in milk is amazing! Makes it creamier.
Milk²
Icecream endings as a popcorn, you order this at the cinema instead of popcorn thoughts?
5:37 i don't understand, is there supposed to be something wrong with it?
🥪
@@UnnamedUnkown ah yes.
@@UnnamedUnkownstill don’t understand
It’s an inside joke where you get your balls chopped off, or your uhhh, let’s just say “igloo” filled with molten iron if you eat the grilled cheese
I have a feeling this dude is just stitching together all his other videos on a topic to create these “The Best [Topic] Memes”, and honestly, I respect the hustle.
3:28 nawww this sum kind of fever dream shit?
Tripophobia
@@amirferdhany3177Thank you good sir. Now i finally have a word to describe how i’m feeling, Your a good man, Thank you.
Ok so pineapple on pizza is BUSSIN at 3 am
17:33 I've eaten cows that I've raised myself. Your vegan propaganda pictures do not make me falter for one moment.
“You ever had sleep for dinner”
Me: that’s your childhood struggle meal? That’s my adult struggle meal…
5:56 uh I think you might want to check your computer
It’s an ai picture???
I personally like that website
@@Intergalactic_Primeit’s a site for furry stuff
5:38 "would you eat this for-" Y E S
1:02 OMG! That’s Las Vegas!
that vegan in the thumbnail must’ve been like “dam why is this so good”
1:39 I hear that...
Actually I don't, that's why I keep the subtitles on😂
0:51 I was about to give that food court shit when I realised that it's from Canal Walk...the shopping centre 2km from my house.
I honestly don't know how to feel about seeing Canal Walk on here...
18:27 so the limit is 412...
The fact that you said mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste leads me to believe you've either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your teeth
I NEED HELP MY FOOT is stuck in a circle of 7 blankets and it has a heart beat
20:45 SO I'M *NOT* THE ONLY ONE
same
9:22 Its actually good if he used evaporated milk and added sugar
As someone who munches on curry, I approve
1:44 XD *pours myself a cup of THE VOID*
5:56
I think I may be one of the very few people who understand this
(Hint: look at the background)
A robot dog and some text I think says “e (or is it an o?) 621”…
I’m sorry, but could you explain me what it means?
@@nikotine1030 furry p*rn website. if you wanna get more information do it at your own risk.
Mmh yiff
@@trafficlover74 No, thanks.
Woman traumatized after eating a SAUSAGE ROLL I don’t think she got the memo
6:23 what the hell is she-ra doing here
6:27 as someone who doesn’t eat seafood, I see this as an absolute win.
1:23 Madlad.
Exposure.
Pizza being healthier then cereal makes sense. Most cereal has so much sugar its basically candy in milk.
2:53 its a SAUSAGE roll what did she think was in it
That lemon one needs to become a series😂😂😂😂😂
3:42 I did but it was sadly not my finger 😔
Your tongue?
🤨
Happens to the best of us.
I hope you mean your tongue…
@@lolapink532 other end of the body
8:50 add chilly and onion then those beans taste good and fish and chips are good
11:30 bro im brazilian and i dont understand those hot dogs in america, in some places here in brazil we even put fucking mashed potatoes
ps: i've eaten a three sausages hotdog
bread balls just hit different