Opie & Anthony - Wesley Snipes Goes To Prison

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  • @TimeKillingFuel
    @TimeKillingFuel  7 років тому +16

    Check out JohnnyUtah's animation of this clip below!
    www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/450253
    If you liked this then you'll love this! Patrice O'Neal Discussing Movies [13 Hours]
    ua-cam.com/video/CMvAid_A3Kw/v-deo.html

    •  9 місяців тому

      free tossed salad

  • @bavs8a
    @bavs8a 2 роки тому +48

    “You ain’t crying blade.” 😂🤣😂

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname 7 років тому +131

    This is one of my favorite moments with Patrice

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 роки тому +6

      This, him talking about sneaking cooking oil on planes, and him roasting Jim/Colin/Sandy Kane are all gold.
      Also, "It's cold out here" deserves an honorable mention.

    • @HUTCHIRL
      @HUTCHIRL Рік тому +2

      @@jimmyrustler8983 The stuff with Bobo was always great too

    • @nicholasgenovese2295
      @nicholasgenovese2295 8 місяців тому +1

      I remember listening to this I was laughing my ass off in the car. I’ll never forget this funnier than shit.

    • @gilsouza8303
      @gilsouza8303 6 місяців тому

      This and Popeye Jesus

    • @lakerdude42
      @lakerdude42 2 місяці тому

      I love the compilation of him guessing what the country music songs are about. This shit is depressing though. Miss the times like these.

  • @petakirikiri4074
    @petakirikiri4074 3 роки тому +54

    "I'd like to say that Blade fought off the sisters" - The best part about this is how hard it gets Anthony haha

    • @matthewrolfe23
      @matthewrolfe23 Місяць тому

      "but he did not have that magical sword against the sisters "

  • @thomaslippiatt7107
    @thomaslippiatt7107 Рік тому +17

    I know it’s been said before but the way Anthony riffs with Patrice (one of the greatest stand ups I’ve seen) is amazing

    • @brandonobaza8610
      @brandonobaza8610 Рік тому +2

      Ant and Patreeky are the Ebony & Ivory of savage comedy. Well...Ant isn't exactly ivory 😂

    • @234i9
      @234i9 3 місяці тому

      Really, that's been said before?

  • @j.t.r1409
    @j.t.r1409 4 роки тому +61

    I think I have listened to this at least 30 times, never gets old.

  • @DudleyLess323
    @DudleyLess323 7 років тому +58

    The Tax EvadeOR
    Good 'ol Ant.

  • @Jk201
    @Jk201 5 років тому +61

    “A lot of empty straight to dvd cases”

  • @yoyoyo4520
    @yoyoyo4520 6 років тому +43

    The world needs Patrice right now. R.I.P. big man

  • @bryanmckinney1098
    @bryanmckinney1098 3 роки тому +19

    "You ain't so bad without yo sword"...

  • @citrusforce
    @citrusforce 3 роки тому +32

    The Tax EvadOR 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jk201
    @Jk201 4 роки тому +48

    “And a white woman that’s sweaty” dammit Patrice we miss you . Need your insight in 2020 ....

  • @ricardomartinez8430
    @ricardomartinez8430 Місяць тому +1

    7:31 “you better not bite me when I’m asleep” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Growinggolfing
    @Growinggolfing 3 роки тому +18

    You betta not bite me when I’m sleep. Hahahahaha

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 2 роки тому +12

    One of Ant's and Patreeki's best bits together

    • @PoyTroy
      @PoyTroy Місяць тому +1

      Whenever referring to movies or actors. These two together are gold

  • @carbon.the.christ5626
    @carbon.the.christ5626 3 роки тому +11

    "Wait wait wait,I know alot about taxes" lol.

  • @Woodzo
    @Woodzo 3 роки тому +21

    "The Tax evad-or" 1:47 ... should of got more laughs,, ant was so quick at times

    • @Nandi-jh6ll
      @Nandi-jh6ll 3 роки тому +5

      Thought so too. That was such a good one. Anthony is so quick witted.

  • @williamcrothers1060
    @williamcrothers1060 4 роки тому +21

    they never talked about The Marksman - which they should have just called Wesley, Snipes

    • @rutgerhauser2377
      @rutgerhauser2377 3 роки тому +5

      I don't know if I should boo you or commend you, so I gotta do both.

  • @macberry4048
    @macberry4048 5 років тому +22

    They could make a TV show off these jokes

    • @lifelove6988
      @lifelove6988 4 роки тому +6

      They do ( shortie's watching shortie's) look at it and get ready to crack up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @macberry4048
      @macberry4048 4 роки тому +1

      @@lifelove6988 thank you I'll look it up

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 2 роки тому +1

      There are cartoons of this bit. Funny shit mate

  • @ahoypolloi2980
    @ahoypolloi2980 2 роки тому +6

    January 2022 missing Ant and Mr. P bits. Nothing funnier. ♥️

  • @toddf.packer9394
    @toddf.packer9394 2 роки тому +2

    easily this is the best Anthony and Patrice moment

  • @toneyahmeen940
    @toneyahmeen940 2 роки тому +3

    11:18 super hero landing🤣🤣

  • @mbrown5494
    @mbrown5494 Рік тому +3

    Damn! my stomach hurts!

  • @hublotkingcole683
    @hublotkingcole683 2 роки тому +6

    "Ya beat up a Lotta white people in that movie 🤨"

  • @joevingo4654
    @joevingo4654 5 років тому +8

    I need some of that serum.

  • @Caressiive19
    @Caressiive19 Рік тому +1

    The shawshank part omg..

  • @jerm7737
    @jerm7737 7 років тому +10

    There's one unlike in this video it's probably Wesley

  • @Leelicious1312
    @Leelicious1312 4 роки тому +10

    "The elevator"
    Lmaaaaoo

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 3 роки тому +1

      tax evador hahahaha

  • @Opie..
    @Opie.. 2 роки тому +2

    ...YOU AIN'T SO BAAAD WITHOUT YO SWORD

  • @brandonobaza8610
    @brandonobaza8610 Рік тому

    8:22 They gotta smuggle bleach from the prison laundry to give Wesley the Demolition Man 😁

  • @AnneHathawayRules
    @AnneHathawayRules 2 місяці тому

    Every movie poster is him with an explosion blowing up and a sweaty white woman on the box 😂

  • @harrypponder7396
    @harrypponder7396 2 роки тому +3

    That’s a lot of movies though
    Wesley was working 🤷🏾‍♂️💯

  • @bradyisthegoatofallgoats1327
    @bradyisthegoatofallgoats1327 2 роки тому +2

    Best bit ever!

  • @sarge-T.O.
    @sarge-T.O. 11 місяців тому

    Thanks for the clip. 😊

  • @ibnbrydie
    @ibnbrydie 3 роки тому

    Definitely listening while driving my truck 2021

  • @austinwhite4464
    @austinwhite4464 Рік тому +2

    The Tax evaDOR

  • @pryese7
    @pryese7 4 роки тому +16

    They got Wesley messed up Wesley Snipes was an action star... Blade 1 and 2
    The Art of War
    passenger 57
    Demolition Man
    White Men Can't Jump
    New Jack City
    jungle fever
    Money Train
    King of New York
    Sugar Hill....classics

    • @harrypponder7396
      @harrypponder7396 2 роки тому +3

      BigFacts!! All in the 90s
      Wesley was the Man💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💯💯💯💯
      Mo better Blues!!!

  • @stepheng887
    @stepheng887 6 років тому +2

    Came back here from your most recent video :)

  • @BigHud83
    @BigHud83 2 роки тому

    My fucking stomach is hurting 😂😂😂

  • @wtfsamusidk7574
    @wtfsamusidk7574 3 роки тому +1

    I know A LOT about taxes!!

  • @brandonb3174
    @brandonb3174 Рік тому +1

    2:11 Stallone doing a tv show now

  • @TheDeviousDrDoom
    @TheDeviousDrDoom Рік тому +1

    4:45 ONE FLAG!?!?

  • @TomMSTie1138
    @TomMSTie1138 2 роки тому +3

    Not once did they mention the movie where he played a drag queen. Missed opportunity.

  • @FortunateJuice
    @FortunateJuice 7 років тому +15

    Thank god Opie kept bowling over Patrice in this one.

    • @TweekDash
      @TweekDash 6 років тому +7

      Wow let's find a way to blame Opie for every single little thing that'll be fun?
      Actually I think Opie had a nice little input in this one, even made a contribution at 7:36.

    • @mikeperry7335
      @mikeperry7335 5 років тому +13

      @@TweekDash ya he definitely didnt completely kill the bit at the end the hilarity could of continued atleast another 10 minutes but autistic mctits cant riff and i guess never saw a wesley snipes movie

  • @rutgerhauser2377
    @rutgerhauser2377 Рік тому +2

    As much as opie gets hate for cutting out of this bit early, he's also the person that instigated this bit.

  • @masavoy0228
    @masavoy0228 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JokermanUno
    @JokermanUno 2 місяці тому

    12:00

  • @michaelrobertson3453
    @michaelrobertson3453 2 роки тому

    Gallow walker wasn't bad IMHO

  • @daniel_dumile
    @daniel_dumile 3 роки тому +7

    Too bad Ant is doing the equivalent of selling dvds out of his trunk. He used to be so funny before he thought Twitter made him interesting

    • @AndrewBarsky
      @AndrewBarsky 2 роки тому +1

      Don’t worry, he will have a phoner from Steven S from Bayshore. He needs a comedian to bounce jokes back and forth of. When he’s alone he turns into a dollar store knockoff political talking head. Yuck.

  • @Predators--cz2fb
    @Predators--cz2fb Рік тому +1

    Patrice and Anthony’s camaraderie was in paralleled. Nobody had the chemistry they had together.
    Bill Burr didn’t come close.

  • @sirzmo
    @sirzmo 3 роки тому +12

    "I'd like to say that blade fought off the sisters..." Lmao I know I'm immortal because I always die there