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  • @Cukito4
    @Cukito4 Рік тому +2215

    Even better, land in jail, NEVER get out.

    • @17RedKnight
      @17RedKnight Рік тому +104

      Once all the properties are bought up, that is

    • @MelvinGundlach
      @MelvinGundlach Рік тому +124

      Don’t you have to buy your freedom after three turns?

    • @BleachFan2588
      @BleachFan2588 Рік тому +140

      After your third roll, if you still haven't rolled doubles, you have to pay and leave. You can't stay.

    • @justsignmeup911
      @justsignmeup911 Рік тому +17

      This is a strategy people have used in Monopoly tournaments.

    • @ImOriginallyGreen
      @ImOriginallyGreen Рік тому +67

      The strategy is to pay to get out ASAP in the early game so you can buy properties, but once most of the properties have been bought and houses are being built. You want to stay in jail as long as possible

  • @Feefa99
    @Feefa99 Рік тому +1323

    Monopoly was created as critique of capitalism, remember that

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel Рік тому

      Because any critique of anything in a vacuum is going to turn out messed up. The riots at The Rite if Spring prove that, and the rerun of tbe Satanic Panic. Capitalism is far from perfect, but it allows for creativity and new products. Monopoly doesn't. A better critique should be on the housing cronies or wall street, or even stocks.

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael Рік тому +81

      No it wasn't, it was a critique of landlords and a proponent of Georgism, which is still a capitalist economic system

    • @Feefa99
      @Feefa99 Рік тому +161

      @@krombopulos_michael so you agree, thx

    • @harry4454
      @harry4454 Рік тому +59

      ​@@krombopulos_michael"no it wasnt" goes on to explain it was

    • @DavidCruickshank
      @DavidCruickshank Рік тому +9

      "the landlords game" was a critique, monopoly never was.

  • @AdeleiTeillana
    @AdeleiTeillana Рік тому +526

    Middle school. During an ill-fated game with my family while we were on vacation, I received a lifetime ban from ever playing monopoly again. It was deserved. Things might have been said and pieces thrown. I've been a happier person since the ban. And now you're tempting me back. But I won't go back, I can't go back. I'm banned. For life.

    • @kionnakelly2918
      @kionnakelly2918 Рік тому +16

      I loved r Reading your comment. So thank you!

    • @alfredoyelisa
      @alfredoyelisa Рік тому +10

      I need the story, either as a comment, or as a book, but I need it

    • @bzavacado
      @bzavacado Рік тому

      You must return to your throne of capitalist wit and deception! They must be reminded of why you were banned in the first place. Make them feel your power!

    • @verytonk
      @verytonk Рік тому +5

      give me the context
      NOW

    • @sk31370n
      @sk31370n Рік тому +2

      isnt this how every monopoly game ends?

  • @morgandavies9685
    @morgandavies9685 Рік тому +18

    Forced my friends to play by the rules once and they all complained until we actually finished the game in one sitting where most of them said they had never finished a game before lol

    • @raventenebris5344
      @raventenebris5344 Рік тому +5

      Yeah 😂 most “house rules” make the game longer like one of the most common house rules I’ve seen is you can’t buy property until you go around the board once (unless you get a card that explicitly said you can buy if unowned)
      and that tends to add an extra 2-3 turns with no property however it also allows for a little extra money as you get to pass go without losing anything to property
      Another one that I’ve seen -my family plays it for sure- is instead of money from the taxes going to the bank it goes to the center and whoever lands on free parking gets everything in the center this gives more money to the players making it take longer to go bankrupt
      I’ve actually seen this be a turning point in a game where someone was struggling with money then got like 5k completely free by landing on free parking they proceeded to win
      Then there is the people who ignore auction- meaning someone else will have to land on it to buy it
      The rules of monopoly are designed to make the game go by relatively fast

  • @Randy_Butternubs
    @Randy_Butternubs Рік тому +121

    Ruins friendships?!!?? No sir, that goes to Settlers of Catan.

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 Рік тому +11

      I need timber! Give me timber or else! 😂

  • @DigitalxGamer
    @DigitalxGamer Рік тому +314

    I learned all this stuff from the digital monopoly game by Ubisoft. xD The AI will indeed choke you out of houses.

    • @writwits5826
      @writwits5826 Рік тому +19

      Capitalism rule: prey on the vulnerable who just left jail

    • @Sendrim
      @Sendrim Рік тому

      Just impound > trade with AI > AI will pay the impound fee and trade it back to you. If it isn't patched that is.

    • @sk31370n
      @sk31370n Рік тому

      yea i remember winning on turn one because of a bug

    • @lrjjee
      @lrjjee Рік тому

      ​@@writwits5826 Ur silly

  • @boRegah
    @boRegah Рік тому +10

    The only winning move in monopoly is to never have a game of monopoly anywhere near you.

  • @Jackie815
    @Jackie815 Рік тому +41

    "You are going directly to jail Mr. Sunshine, don't pass co, don't collect 200 pounds"

  • @ActionDweeb
    @ActionDweeb 9 місяців тому

    My friends get ANGRY when I hoard the houses

  • @cricket-zo5qb
    @cricket-zo5qb Рік тому +2

    Even better: inherit money from the last monopoly winner

  • @Maku37
    @Maku37 Рік тому +10

    I have an even better tip:
    Don’t play Monopoly. If you want to have a good time there’s a ton of better board games out there. In my opinion playing Monopoly is like eating French fries without potatoes.

  • @goated3285
    @goated3285 Рік тому +8

    Cool Fact I learned some years ago….
    This very game is banned during the Royal Family gathering because it got to out of hand 😂😂

    • @sk31370n
      @sk31370n Рік тому +1

      they have their own version with real properties

  • @dylanmckinniss
    @dylanmckinniss Рік тому +9

    Thank you man, I can't wait to ruin my friendships.

  • @jasperschannel4976
    @jasperschannel4976 Рік тому +1

    Buy all the houses so no one else can have one
    This game is so realistic

  • @memeington8098
    @memeington8098 Рік тому

    Did anyone else notice the satisfactory noise

  • @mimp8365
    @mimp8365 Рік тому +3

    Not really sure why you would add more houses in. The name of the game is literally Monopoly, that defies the whole purpose of the game. 😂

  • @mattbriggs4844
    @mattbriggs4844 Рік тому +4

    Not expecting Min/Max strats for Monopoly in my Shorts tab but I'll take it.

  • @cannonfodder15
    @cannonfodder15 Рік тому +36

    'tears families apart'
    Yeah that checks out

  • @Jeffersonyuvens
    @Jeffersonyuvens Рік тому +3

    I'll try this tips and tricks when I reconcile with my family, it's been almost 7 years since we have a meltdown

  • @justaninkling
    @justaninkling Рік тому +1

    How to win at monopoly, step 1, discard monopoly

  • @hetheo2343
    @hetheo2343 Рік тому

    The browns are secret superpowers

  • @Omen224
    @Omen224 Рік тому

    What a dystopian game

  • @mbgal7758
    @mbgal7758 Рік тому +1

    Go first. That’s the best strategy for success

  • @arnymon9340
    @arnymon9340 6 місяців тому

    Nice way to ruin friendships 😂

  • @Lapusso650
    @Lapusso650 5 днів тому

    The ideal way to play is to put all properties up for auction. Otherwise it’s too much about luck.

  • @user-gj9jf2yv3r
    @user-gj9jf2yv3r 10 місяців тому

    32 divide by 3 =the amount of property you can get

  • @Emmanuel-ps7yr
    @Emmanuel-ps7yr 7 місяців тому

    "Tear families apart" Isn't that an overstatement

  • @ThePiachu
    @ThePiachu Рік тому +13

    "How to win at Monopoly - don't play it. You'll have a happier life!"

    • @majorgnu
      @majorgnu Рік тому +1

      A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

    • @Sjorsje
      @Sjorsje Рік тому

      Yeah, it's the only game in which it is clear who will win after 40 minutes, only for it to then last another three miserable hours.

    • @HiAdrian
      @HiAdrian Рік тому +2

      @@majorgnu Love the name!

  • @frostifiedconquers
    @frostifiedconquers Рік тому +1

    You can build hotels on New York avenue because a lot of people land there

  • @Bigpunz67
    @Bigpunz67 Рік тому +2

    I don’t think anyone in my family has ever read the rules to monopoly lol we just play how it seems like u should

  • @botwclips1751
    @botwclips1751 Рік тому

    Rule 1: Bring a gun

  • @AwesomeBoysJPTV
    @AwesomeBoysJPTV Рік тому +1

    And Don't use the Win money in Free Parking rule. It makes the game longer

  • @nellieken
    @nellieken Рік тому

    Ever tried playing monopoly with real money? Ended in tears and screams.

  • @Andyroo9000
    @Andyroo9000 Рік тому

    The only winning move is not to play.

  • @ShawnHCorey
    @ShawnHCorey Рік тому +135

    How to win at Monopoly: don't play. Use the free time for something meaningful, like building friendships.

    • @MsBrowniepuff
      @MsBrowniepuff Рік тому +29

      Playing board games is a fun way to spend time with friends and build relationships in my experience

    • @ShawnHCorey
      @ShawnHCorey Рік тому +5

      @@MsBrowniepuff Monopoly is a game designed to show why monopolies are bad. There is only one winner and the most cut-throat player wins. Not good for relationships. Try other games.

    • @davidwu3076
      @davidwu3076 Рік тому +12

      @@ShawnHCorey no. It was designed during the Great Depression for children and families to play in times of hardships.

    • @Raprada
      @Raprada Рік тому +6

      Speak for yourself.

    • @MsBrowniepuff
      @MsBrowniepuff Рік тому +13

      @@ShawnHCorey it’s entertaining and has led my friends into late nights filled with laughter and excitement. I get your point, but I still think it’s a fun game.

  • @benrutgers6329
    @benrutgers6329 Рік тому

    Bidding should start at the mortgage price

  • @garycomehome2191
    @garycomehome2191 Рік тому +3

    Risk ruins more friendships and family’s in my experience

  • @Imperial_Squid
    @Imperial_Squid Рік тому +1

    There's a fair few games with AI players that do the houses trick in the hardest setting, it's really mean but a very legit strategy 😂

  • @WizDaPenguin
    @WizDaPenguin Рік тому +2

    So basically buy the most desirable land, and buy all the houses so that nobody can get any? Sounds kind of familiar…

    • @verytonk
      @verytonk Рік тому +1

      it's
      literally
      called
      monopoly

    • @WizDaPenguin
      @WizDaPenguin Рік тому +1

      @@verytonk it’s an analogy for capitalism

  • @Basta11
    @Basta11 Рік тому +4

    Hoarding houses, hmmm, some people and corporates do that in real life.

    • @-.-____-.-
      @-.-____-.- Рік тому

      Welcome to capitalism

    • @Basta11
      @Basta11 Рік тому

      @@-.-____-.- in true capitalism. Supply is not artificially limited due to restrictive government regulations. Zoning, parking requirements, height restrictions, city boundaries, environment reviews, red tape prevent construction of new homes in a dense configurations (taller buildings, smaller lot partitions).

  • @Reggaetonaldo
    @Reggaetonaldo Рік тому +1

    I like to play as the shaker. Offer some bogus protection to every property owner and in exchange, they pay me every round.

  • @Bearly_Coping
    @Bearly_Coping Рік тому

    According to official rules, the bank never technically runs out of houses, if you run out your supposed to make standins.

  • @Arogrocks
    @Arogrocks Рік тому

    Another tip: try to buy 1 of each color. Then no one can buy houses as long as you never trade.

  • @lkjkhfggd
    @lkjkhfggd Рік тому +7

    Ever since I saw a video talking about the hoard houses strat, I've wanted to do it, but no game I've ever played gets to that point. The houses never get close to running out before someone gets an unlucky roll and has to sell some houses.
    And while orange is undeniably the best color, this fact means nobody ever trades to give someone else a monopoly of it, so in a way it becomes the worst color. I much prefer brown and blue because there's only 2 of each. Railroads are also great.

  • @cuddleswithdogs
    @cuddleswithdogs Рік тому +2

    If everyone never bought properties, players will only get richer and richer

    • @sk31370n
      @sk31370n Рік тому

      basically if we never left paradise

  • @yuvalne
    @yuvalne Рік тому

    ACTUALLY, someone has done the calculation and the best property depends on the number of players. Orange is the best for 2, and you move right for every additional player.

  • @eve_______
    @eve_______ Рік тому

    One thing I will never do is play by the rules

  • @gbear1005
    @gbear1005 Рік тому

    Some people by hotels directly, bypassing the need to buy houses (hotels cost 5x house)

  • @RFS12395
    @RFS12395 4 місяці тому

    Me and my family is about ready to play this

  • @aftabansari9723
    @aftabansari9723 Рік тому +1

    I know its not related but can you Guys Cover whats going on in India?

  • @-Ruben
    @-Ruben Рік тому +1

    I thought everyone knew these things 😅 Also, the optimal number of houses is 3, nad the most probable number of the dice is 7, then 6 and 8, 9 and 5...

  • @dragonson04
    @dragonson04 Рік тому

    The real winner's move is to buy the entire row from GO to Jail. Everyone is guaranteed to land on on that row. After going past Boardwalk, and likely light in the pocket after coming from that last and most expensive row, you can hit a player for possibly 2 or 3 hits having the entire row. They have no money, and you keep them down with low payments. Then they hit the beginning of the really expensive stuff.

  • @olivenstein
    @olivenstein Рік тому +29

    I shouldn’t send this to my family… 🤯

    • @squirrelman111
      @squirrelman111 Рік тому +1

      bro had his mind blown by someone reading the rules of monopoly XD

  • @Gwinningbcn
    @Gwinningbcn Рік тому

    Upgrade the game and make two jails

  • @jacksonsonnenberg7659
    @jacksonsonnenberg7659 Рік тому +1

    My mom divorced my dad because when he won he said, "that's why you just ain't good enough." And my mom interacted him until she found out he had a side chick

  • @TimurTripp2
    @TimurTripp2 Рік тому

    Me: buys oranges
    My opponents: always roll 7s to go to Community Chest 😤

    • @verytonk
      @verytonk Рік тому

      slot 7 is bow street

  • @dorianjack2240
    @dorianjack2240 Рік тому

    Bro the oranges are op

  • @raghavsial8619
    @raghavsial8619 Рік тому

    Best strategy is monopoly is just luck

  • @wildbanana5628
    @wildbanana5628 Рік тому

    Take over the bank

  • @jthemegaviru8681
    @jthemegaviru8681 Рік тому

    If I have a monopoly and the money for the house, I don't care if it's Pennies. I'm getting house

  • @redbandanacat6206
    @redbandanacat6206 Рік тому +1

    Tip 1: Play a better boardgame
    Tip 2: When playing monopoly, don't
    Tip 3: Instead of using house rules, throw away the game and learn Catan Rules instead

  • @bassfish4476
    @bassfish4476 Рік тому

    Nah,in my experience blue and purple are the best spots because you land on them alot and can develop them early for very cheap

  • @user-vg7fe7qt6d
    @user-vg7fe7qt6d Рік тому

    Bro my parents almost got a divorce over monopoly 💀

    • @jeannesery9936
      @jeannesery9936 Рік тому

      Monpoly-the game that ruins families
      Since 1930

  • @gliocasneko
    @gliocasneko Рік тому

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • @visousbee
    @visousbee 2 місяці тому

    It’s weird seeing these versions of the board, I have a super old one. It has british places like mayfair and trafalgar square

  • @OctopusGlove
    @OctopusGlove Рік тому +7

    I love this, but you're undervaluing Orange with your probabilities, the reason orange is so valuable is that with a hard 6 or 8, you get out of jail and are forced on to one of those spaces

    • @MeesterTweester
      @MeesterTweester Рік тому +2

      Plus, you land on New York Avenue if you happen to get the "go back 3 spaces" card on the next Chance space

    • @fanime1
      @fanime1 Рік тому

      Orange IS a warm color.

    • @harry4454
      @harry4454 Рік тому +2

      He literally said orange is the secret winner

    • @donttakemeseriously3564
      @donttakemeseriously3564 Рік тому +1

      @@harry4454 Bro doesn’t even have the attention span for a one-minute short 💀

    • @harry4454
      @harry4454 Рік тому

      @@donttakemeseriously3564 he seen 5 seconds and went full " *ACHUALLY* 🤓"

  • @thebonewarrior8757
    @thebonewarrior8757 Рік тому

    My best tactic is buy all the railroads. Unlike other properties your opponent will ALWAYS be within a possible roll to land on it. Even better to earn 200 per land you only need to invest 800. This is much better than any other property as you would have to invest much more to get this much

  • @Rory_Shade
    @Rory_Shade Рік тому +1

    Strategy. Tip: read the directions in the box

  • @cadbyo4683
    @cadbyo4683 Рік тому

    the pink and orange have the most cheapest house so i bought it all.... i won

  • @Andrew-vj7dk
    @Andrew-vj7dk 9 місяців тому

    Me and my mom have been playing a game of Monopoly for 2 years

  • @coreygossman6243
    @coreygossman6243 Рік тому

    Hoard all of the houses, set traps for people who just get out of jail, force land to be sold at below market value through legal loopholes.

  • @alauddinrosli1847
    @alauddinrosli1847 Рік тому

    I hate the original rules since you need to have the full color set in order to build anything

  • @redmist6131
    @redmist6131 6 місяців тому

    Orange is good and all but I find I do better with the go to jail corner you get more per hit and if you have everything from railroad to railroad your almost guaranteed to get a least 1 hit per cycle around the board

  • @breadboi3837
    @breadboi3837 Рік тому

    all those houses can backfire if you draw the card and red is far better for the price and reward along with the frequency

  • @trickyhindi222
    @trickyhindi222 Рік тому

    Confusion clear

  • @savagepro9060
    @savagepro9060 Рік тому +1

    Trump and Putin should play, while the world watch

    • @verytonk
      @verytonk Рік тому

      toss in the chinese and north korean presidents/top brass and watch the nuclear war happen

  • @krishnawidardjo5777
    @krishnawidardjo5777 Рік тому +1

    If the player who lands on a spot refuse to buy and then the land goes to auction, does the said player who landed has the right to bid for the aforementioned land as well?

    • @raventenebris5344
      @raventenebris5344 Рік тому +1

      Yes they do get to bid 😊
      It’s a strategy to send it to auction sometimes because you have the potential to get it cheaper then the listing price
      However be warned because there is technically no cap (other then running out of money) so you could also spend twice as much or lose the property to someone else

    • @krishnawidardjo5777
      @krishnawidardjo5777 Рік тому

      @@raventenebris5344 Nice! Thank you very much :))

  • @nicolemasse2687
    @nicolemasse2687 2 місяці тому

    I just buy boardwalk and get a hotel to instantly win😭

  • @Mansoor322
    @Mansoor322 Рік тому +1

    Thanks ill use these

  • @ashakydd1
    @ashakydd1 Рік тому

    Here is a tip for playing Monopoly: Play Carcassonne instead. It is a far more enjoyable game in every way possible.

  • @kenmeadows444
    @kenmeadows444 Рік тому +1

    Also, get all the railways!

  • @ananas_anna
    @ananas_anna Рік тому

    #0: be a business major and/or a sociopath (the two tend to correlate)

  • @bookmouse2719
    @bookmouse2719 Рік тому

    I just remember board walk and park place. My Sister always won. My cousin always won when my Sister played her. I hated it.

  • @mrmustangman
    @mrmustangman Рік тому +1

    i have monopoly on playstation

  • @tp1382
    @tp1382 Рік тому

    Very on brand for Vox to teach people how to be ruthless capitalists in monopoly

  • @renesauer872
    @renesauer872 Рік тому +1

    I once played that game six hours with my family. We didn't notice 😅
    What was the longest you played it?

    • @BankruptMonkey
      @BankruptMonkey Рік тому

      Monopoly games are a multi day affair. I refuse to play them anymore because they just drag on.

  • @peeperfromflxovich9458
    @peeperfromflxovich9458 Рік тому

    We've added more houses just to not let somebody buy all houses, that's kinda unfair.

  • @C1azed
    @C1azed Рік тому

    Of you play by the rules the game gets slower the more pieces you lose

  • @TheDennys21
    @TheDennys21 Рік тому

    If you didn't throw the board away, did you even play Monopoly?

  • @azbolicle1
    @azbolicle1 Рік тому

    I simply plead the second.

  • @TomCook1993
    @TomCook1993 Рік тому +4

    Step 1: be the banker.

  • @harukills
    @harukills Рік тому

    My family plays monopoly and were chill, i dont get the rage lol

  • @iosefstalin6832
    @iosefstalin6832 Рік тому

    First enjoyable vox video

  • @rocketpadgamer
    @rocketpadgamer Рік тому

    The properties have the wrong names

  • @Newoboi
    @Newoboi Рік тому

    Step one: be the banker

  • @mathguy37
    @mathguy37 Рік тому

    Also, if the property costs more than any of the other players’ money (and you have more) then auction to save money

  • @wildgrizzlybear8920
    @wildgrizzlybear8920 Рік тому

    No ones talking about park place and boardwalk?!? Wow

  • @DirtySocks-qu5tz
    @DirtySocks-qu5tz Місяць тому

    I have good friends my friends dont get angry while playing monopoly its my favorite board game

  • @kakungcu
    @kakungcu Рік тому

    How to win monopoly

  • @IGoByBeastbb
    @IGoByBeastbb Рік тому

    Immediately says play by the rules and I go that's the one rule I don't use is the auction rule if somebody does want to buy the property or doesn't have the money the property just stays until somebody lands on it again