This was one of the best ideas chat came up with. Maybe next time he thinks about calling us bozos, he’ll remember we fave him the chance to go back to work
This is a sick concept, really too bad this generation is full of lil babies who are afraid of a lil mesothelioma. Back in my day, class action lawsuits were just part of the job
this was so fun! You should do another one where you do a full day of illegal jobs (turning to a life of crime after being fired) like drug dealer simulator, GTA, etc
Skipping train orientation sending your train hurtling down the tracks at 100 mph and then bailing out of the back is such a Squeex move. I bet he tied a damsel to the tracks the night before and that's why he's so tired. Probably sitting there rubbing his hands together grinning and twirling his mustache while reading this honestly.
Asiago cheese bagel is a reference to that chibi kid in Crowbcat's video. He was told to shut up during a GDQ speedrun after making a string of terrible jokes.
There's people in chat saying "don't quit your day job" while laughing at you, and I couldn't disagree more. Squeex, you SHOULD quit... and save everyone some time from having to fire you; not to mention the mental toll and suffering you'd prevent. Thank you, and yes... your resignation is accepted. 🙏
Hey I found you from the Ludwig streams but this is the first one of your solo videos I've seen and it was honestly really creative and funny. I know you're already growing fast but I could see you blowing up on Twitch and UA-cam
Squeex looks like the kind of guy to say "Aw shucks mister" after his boss tells him that he is fired
This was one of the best ideas chat came up with. Maybe next time he thinks about calling us bozos, he’ll remember we fave him the chance to go back to work
Squeex you never fail to make my night even worse
the fuck are those things in my twitch streamer chat
@@SKNokiathose are called "chatters" theyre your audience trying to interact with you, hope that helps!
AINTNOWAY Lil bro thinks he’s a full-time streamer 💀
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As full as his hair
This is a sick concept, really too bad this generation is full of lil babies who are afraid of a lil mesothelioma. Back in my day, class action lawsuits were just part of the job
I used to work 16 hour shifts everyday at the plant, real hard work
Obviously a little zoomer trying to act like an adult. Everyone knows that we wouldn’t sue, we’d die slow and painful like real men.
@@joolian4763 i remember my first after school job too
This but unironically
this was truly one of the squeex moments of all time
Squeex really working on these intros, and I’m so proud
You should do a sequel to this where you play Streamer Life Simulator. That way it follows Squeex lore.
this was so fun! You should do another one where you do a full day of illegal jobs (turning to a life of crime after being fired) like drug dealer simulator, GTA, etc
Skipping train orientation sending your train hurtling down the tracks at 100 mph and then bailing out of the back is such a Squeex move. I bet he tied a damsel to the tracks the night before and that's why he's so tired. Probably sitting there rubbing his hands together grinning and twirling his mustache while reading this honestly.
Lil bro thinks 9-5 means you wake up at 9 💀
He forgot the part when you go home and stare at the wall after the grocery store shift
Bro works 10 meters from his bed and was probably still late, just shiny bald streamer man things fr fr
squeex was so dog at papa's freezeria it was cut from the vid LMAO
Why’d the commute start when work began? The realism has been ruined.
Squeex can’t go back to work because he’d just be Squeexing his shit the whole time
Asiago cheese bagel is a reference to that chibi kid in Crowbcat's video. He was told to shut up during a GDQ speedrun after making a string of terrible jokes.
that ending 💀 its so over
if i saw squeekys bald head irl i would laugh at him
There's people in chat saying "don't quit your day job" while laughing at you, and I couldn't disagree more. Squeex, you SHOULD quit... and save everyone some time from having to fire you; not to mention the mental toll and suffering you'd prevent. Thank you, and yes... your resignation is accepted. 🙏
Jokes aside, 10/10 stream idea! Had a blast watching. 🤣 Keep it up man!
Im sorry, after the shopping game I had to squeex my shit for a good 25 minutes after
wait this is actually decently clever
KEKW WHEN HE DEPART THE TRAIN
This was amazing lol
That ending was funny af bro
0:00 you in your room 🗣️ 🎥
Hey I found you from the Ludwig streams but this is the first one of your solo videos I've seen and it was honestly really creative and funny. I know you're already growing fast but I could see you blowing up on Twitch and UA-cam
Ludwig ahh intro
for it to be realistic shoulda woke up at 7 am to get on the train
squeex sounds like gleen from supermarket on netflix
he's right behind me isn't he
loved the video, wonder if squeex revealing that he couldn't stream a 9-to-5 anymore in the intro hurt retention though
The intro makes me want to
when an 8 hour stream gives you less than 20 minutes of content pepew
the magic of squeex
9 am is early af! I wish my day started at 9!
That would be absolutely glorious!
baited me so much at the start
Babe wake up squeex posted
Bros not even making 5 figures on twitch 😂tf did he think getting a job would fix. Lil bros hairline is a natural disaster 🌊
I love the squeexy boy
12:06 Ogre
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"I've been a streamer for a while now but can I win the Republican primaries?"
Will he be okay~??? 😭
JOBBBB🎉
shoulda done OSRS and hit the mines
good vid
I'm over here squeexing my shit
I get 7 adds in a video less than 20 minutes tf
BOYS
I'm up squeexin my shit rn
idk why i thought he was gonna do a full work week, dude hardly lasted a day
The reddit powerwashing joke sounds word for word like a northernlion bit
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squeexin my shit rn
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AINTNOWWAY
i love you blush
Lil bro thinks he has a job 😭 😭
ludwig ahhh intro 😭😭
i love you squeex
peak
Hey Squeex can I borrow some money now that you have a real job? My grandma needs her insulin really bad
Moin moin!
I was missing those after credits of my little pookie bear. Thanks Design
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These intros are painfully bad lmao
This guy looks good in a suit. 😘
ummmm bald?