HAIL HYDRA | Rock Of Ages II #4

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  • @coradhamoon670
    @coradhamoon670 7 років тому +192

    Don Quixote had a screw loose. He saw windmills as giants, townfolk as trolls, etc. etc. He was too caught up with being a knight to actually have, you know, sanity.

    • @dustworlds5205
      @dustworlds5205 4 роки тому +13

      Look at the cow it’s a squid monster. -don

    • @W3Rn1ckz
      @W3Rn1ckz Рік тому +4

      Iirc he had “thinks books are real” disease

  • @dishpitfreak
    @dishpitfreak 7 років тому +250

    Burning giraffe is a Salvador Dalí painting by the way.

    • @maxobb7259
      @maxobb7259 7 років тому +9

      Somebody else gets it!

    • @dishpitfreak
      @dishpitfreak 7 років тому +3

      Maxobb yeah dude

    • @finding_everest
      @finding_everest 7 років тому +7

      Yes! Finally! I knew I realized it from somewhere. All those years of art history class paid off for once

    • @SadeTheCrazyEbony
      @SadeTheCrazyEbony 3 роки тому +1

      Literally I'm so glad someone else knows 😭😭 oh and yes ik its been 3 years 💀💀💀

    • @Richducks0
      @Richducks0 3 роки тому

      Cool÷0

  • @chadthundercock1063
    @chadthundercock1063 7 років тому +146

    Don Quixote was actually about a man trying to reviv chivalry, but after reading so many knightly books he went insane and entered a fantasy world.

    • @theclassydoge6287
      @theclassydoge6287 7 років тому +15

      Neepow Glungus and he was generally insane, to te point where his companion believed his bullshit xD

    • @Gameworks1407
      @Gameworks1407 7 років тому

      it's satire making fun of the knight stories popular in that era!

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 7 років тому

      He also mistook windmills for giants, hence the windmills cycling to giants in the game.

  • @bobsiffjohnny194
    @bobsiffjohnny194 6 років тому +74

    The pure look of confusion on Jack’s face when he found out he was fighting a flaming giraffe is so good

  • @savakirilov5263
    @savakirilov5263 3 роки тому +160

    Seàn: Barely touches the serpent.
    The cutscene: HE STRUCK HIM WITH THE MIGHT OF ZEUS HIMSELF!!!

    • @Spikethealligator
      @Spikethealligator 10 місяців тому

      129 LIKES BUT NO COMMENTS ?! BLASTPHEME lemme change that

    • @goose9515
      @goose9515 4 місяці тому

      Really old comment but you have the accent the wrong way on Seán's name, that's the french accent, the Irish one goes to the right

    • @savakirilov5263
      @savakirilov5263 4 місяці тому +1

      @@goose9515 thanks for correcting me, always appreciate some constructive criticism

  • @matthewvisser5230
    @matthewvisser5230 7 років тому +1219

    The weird dreamy level with the flaming giraffe was a reference to Salvador Dali who painted surrealistic artworks.
    Like so Jack can see

    • @trisarahtops5845
      @trisarahtops5845 7 років тому +17

      I was just about to say that but then I found that you already did. Lol

    • @rowan_jalso
      @rowan_jalso 6 років тому +15

      This game makes reference to so many artists and paintings. Its wonderful!

    • @lieutenantlettuce8306
      @lieutenantlettuce8306 6 років тому +6

      I was confused, then I saw the clocks

    • @pewpewbaaa3090
      @pewpewbaaa3090 6 років тому

      Matthew Visser ok

    • @centosx6643
      @centosx6643 6 років тому

      NO

  • @mystinary
    @mystinary 4 роки тому +315

    Jack in episode 1: "Who uses a cheese wheel?"
    Jack in every episode after that: "NOTHING STOPS... THE CHEDDAR!"

  • @coleneumann5076
    @coleneumann5076 5 років тому +80

    Jack has given me a new motto
    "Everything's easy, :when you're cheesy":

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 7 років тому +526

    0:44 "Oh, God. Who are you? It's God!" "Oh, God" was a very apt reaction :) That's the image of God as represented on Michelangelo's painting "The Creation of Adam" (even though in the game he might be Zeus, because he was in the intro with Atlas; Zeus was the one who condemned Atlas to hold up the sky on his shoulders - thanks to Batman06 Adventures for pointing it out). Joan of Arc claimed that God instructed her to take charge of France's army and recover France from English domination.
    12:50 "I thought I had to hit him again!" Not everything comes in threes :P
    13:18 "The Burning Giraffe" is a painting by the Spanish surrealist Salvador Dalí. Dalí described the burning giraffe in his paintings as "the masculine cosmic apocalyptic monster", and believed it to be a premonition of war. That painting also has two blue female figures with drawers on them, which are a reference to Sigmund Freud (who claimed that the human body was filled with secret drawers that could be opened through psychoanalysis).
    22:24 Don Quixote (a Spanish novel by Miguel de Cervantes) tells the story of a man who, after reading too many books of chivalry, became mad and decided to become a knight himself. He has many kinds of delusions, the most famous of which is believing that windmills are ferocious giants (that's why the windmills on the level change to giants).

    • @arturlit
      @arturlit 7 років тому +4

      nies

    • @pedrostormrage
      @pedrostormrage 7 років тому +4

      artixus xd Thanks :)

    • @dharmabryant7233
      @dharmabryant7233 7 років тому +11

      Pedro Stormrage Thanks for informing people about that stuff. I was just about to search it up, but this saved me a lot of time.

    • @visigo7770
      @visigo7770 7 років тому +17

      Pedro Stormrage
      This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi-Communist slave owner terrorist lesbian.

    • @charlesfumo333
      @charlesfumo333 7 років тому +1

      Pedro Stormrage i

  • @kaseymathew1893
    @kaseymathew1893 7 років тому +202

    Apparently, hitting the door while airborne will increase your damage output.

    • @EchoL0C0
      @EchoL0C0 7 років тому +3

      +Dragon Gaming
      I guess it would technically add a little more damage because you've added extra force in the hight dimension, but considering the door doesn't really have much traction in that direction (try pushing a door upwards only using the biggest side) I don't think it would make that much difference.
      Then again, things get complicated quickly when dealing with compression and collisions between things that don't act as perfect point masses so I could very well be wrong.

    • @nicklopez8004
      @nicklopez8004 7 років тому +1

      I was thinking right before he gets to the door he should jump at it

    • @bucket762
      @bucket762 5 років тому

      Neat

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 7 років тому +231

    I just realized that this entire game's aesthetic was inspired by Terry Gilliam's animations in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    • @everyemobandever_4623
      @everyemobandever_4623 7 років тому +6

      Baby Hitler does your profile name have to do with little adolf by bo burnham

    • @athena8561
      @athena8561 7 років тому +9

      Baby Hitler and the flying circus don't forget that

    • @EmmaJ_462
      @EmmaJ_462 7 років тому +18

      It was pretty obvious to me as someone who's watched a lot of Monty Python, lol.
      It's inspired by Monty Python as a whole. Monty Python and the flying circus, and all of their movies.
      I highly suggest you watch them all...all of it.

    • @iamjohnwicksdog
      @iamjohnwicksdog 7 років тому +1

      at least the title is fancy

    • @iamjohnwicksdog
      @iamjohnwicksdog 7 років тому

      nah he grew to be an awesome leader who did nothing wrong eventually

  • @thomasomalley6320
    @thomasomalley6320 5 років тому +162

    Jack's neighbour: *reading a book quietly*
    Jack: *muffled* 6:09

    • @ianthehedgehog9327
      @ianthehedgehog9327 4 роки тому +5

      He was about to say "NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH"

    • @ianthehedgehog9327
      @ianthehedgehog9327 3 роки тому +1

      @Noob Destroyer He was *_ABOUT_* to say "NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH"

    • @Viper71022
      @Viper71022 3 роки тому

      @Noob Destroyer he was saying cheddar

    • @Viper71022
      @Viper71022 3 роки тому

      This is perfect

  • @seandarcy1647
    @seandarcy1647 7 років тому +119

    The burning giraffe is the name of a painting

  • @rowynoak6585
    @rowynoak6585 7 років тому +1301

    Quixote went to go fight giants. He was crazy. He went and fought windmills. It's a weird story.

  • @mrquacklingz8034
    @mrquacklingz8034 5 років тому +60

    7:20
    Jack: CUZ NOTHING STOPS
    *Almost gets hit by lightning*
    *Dodges 2 rocks*
    *Avoids falling of the sides*
    Jack: THE CHEESE WHEEL
    AND YES THIS COMMENT IS 2019 I JUST DECIDED TO REWATCH OLD VIDEOS

  • @manmannington1843
    @manmannington1843 5 років тому +259

    Who would win:
    - One of the most powerful mythological creatures of all time
    Or...
    - ONE FLOATY BOI

  • @jasoncarney7666
    @jasoncarney7666 7 років тому +276

    "Over gum drop mountain, down into lollipop lane, FIST UP MY ASS." Mom, I don't like this version of candy land.

  • @talonstallings7396
    @talonstallings7396 7 років тому +163

    THE WHEEL OF STEEL!!!
    THE DONUT OF DOOM!!!
    THE CIRCLE OF SCREAMS!!!
    THE ROUND REAPER!!!

  • @AshMan396
    @AshMan396 4 роки тому +69

    Jack: He hasn’t done any damage!
    Jack 2 seconds later: THAT’S A LOT OF DAMS!

    • @PhoenixMan155
      @PhoenixMan155 2 роки тому +1

      it's because they had a different boulder than the cow boulder

  • @mr_gamex6824
    @mr_gamex6824 5 років тому +58

    "Everything's easy when you're cheesy" Jacksepticeye-2017

  • @carsbrilhuis9471
    @carsbrilhuis9471 7 років тому +309

    I'm a simple man, i see Jack. I lower my volume

  • @beanerweiner5996
    @beanerweiner5996 5 років тому +56

    6:10 anyone remember “NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH!!!” I think that’s how it went.

    • @agentdon1760
      @agentdon1760 4 роки тому

      dont worry you got it right. no one can stops the squatch becuase yah know why? the cheese wheel was the squatches wheels ansister

    • @gamerlegion4016
      @gamerlegion4016 4 роки тому +2

      the squatch has 4 cheese wheels

    • @juliancamilo7219
      @juliancamilo7219 4 роки тому

      what idk what the squatch is can someone tell me?

    • @milesbailor5019
      @milesbailor5019 4 роки тому

      look a jacksepticeyes turbo dismounts vids

    • @V2_Prime895
      @V2_Prime895 3 роки тому

      @@juliancamilo7219 it was a vehicle in turbo dismount

  • @lucbotnaoedatuaconta3681
    @lucbotnaoedatuaconta3681 7 років тому +10

    When you realize that a boulder in the shape of a wheel has not only a kill count bigger then that of history's greatest warriors but that said boulder has actually killed most of said warriors...

  • @takamoron.
    @takamoron. 3 роки тому +4

    I kinda miss series like these. The old days of anticipating his next episode. But I’m also really glad he’s doing what he wants

  • @Lee-hr2pf
    @Lee-hr2pf 7 років тому +110

    That's a nice bolder
    -Donkey from shrek

    • @chesmond3737
      @chesmond3737 6 років тому +1

      No , it's: that is a nice boulder. I love that boulder!
      -donkey
      also,
      That'll do donkey, that'll do.

    • @thecoloroffear6060
      @thecoloroffear6060 6 років тому

      Analee IT'S NOT JUST A BOULDER IT'S A ROCK!!! A ROCK!!!

    • @hariodinio
      @hariodinio 6 років тому

      @@thecoloroffear6060 yas

  • @spartanivgaming8025
    @spartanivgaming8025 7 років тому +36

    Jack-a-boy is the reason humpback Whales are almost extinct.

  • @autumnmay5211
    @autumnmay5211 7 років тому +401

    New game: drink every time he says cheese wheel or cheese 😂

    • @georgeii2203
      @georgeii2203 7 років тому +23

      Autumn May I have alcohol poisoning and I 100% blame you

    • @jp1177
      @jp1177 7 років тому +7

      Autumn May TO THE ALCOHOL CABINET!!

    • @hodo9275
      @hodo9275 7 років тому +5

      Can I like drink milk I'm 9 and in 16 I'm ten

    • @evilboobookin8970
      @evilboobookin8970 7 років тому +6

      I'm gonna drink coffee. Alcohol tastes bad and coffee pretty much makes me spastic. So same effect.

    • @autumnmay5211
      @autumnmay5211 7 років тому +5

      Galactic Panda same

  • @xkrulis
    @xkrulis 4 роки тому +29

    Jack:"Oh God, who are you?"
    *2 seconds passes*
    Jack:*"ITS GOD"*

  • @ketchumuu
    @ketchumuu 7 років тому +561

    *JUMP MAKE THE CHEESE WHEEL JUMP BEFORE YOU HIT THE ENEMY DOOR THINGY*

    • @zoeelovee2
      @zoeelovee2 7 років тому +3

      why

    • @Enoonb
      @Enoonb 7 років тому +13

      It probably does more damage that way

    • @rainchopper898
      @rainchopper898 7 років тому +14

      It does more damage to the door

    • @NEXUSELITE97
      @NEXUSELITE97 7 років тому +42

      He should use proper boulders instead of the wheel.

    • @jvabelgas
      @jvabelgas 7 років тому

      Soumojit Bhattacharjee

  • @NezeruGaming
    @NezeruGaming 7 років тому +38

    I guess you could say the boulders in this game.. *hit rockbottom.*

  • @thayertymon4805
    @thayertymon4805 7 років тому +5

    The burning giraffe is a Dali painting that he created before leaving Spain because of the war and him declaring himself independent of politics. That was the guy who ate him in the cut scene. Don Quixote read books for the majority of his life and basically started living them inside his head. Which then leads to odd encounters with not crazy people around him. God I love the history and stories in this it's awesome.

  • @dawsonmueller4842
    @dawsonmueller4842 6 років тому +38

    It’s funny how jack calls everyone “him” even if the enemy is a girl

  • @Nilzalot
    @Nilzalot 7 років тому +147

    6:08
    Jack: "NOTHING STOPS..."
    Me: "The squatch??"
    Jack: "...THE CHEDDAAAAR!!!!"
    Me: :/

    • @oldschoolcuc
      @oldschoolcuc 7 років тому +3

      Oh yea I was totally expecting that. Haven't been watching his videos for many months, I actually forgot from what game this quote was. Something tells me it was Turbo Dismount.

    • @Doc_of_derp
      @Doc_of_derp 7 років тому +3

      not chedar, its Colby jack

    • @Mr_Onion_Real
      @Mr_Onion_Real 7 років тому +2

      Baby bells ftw

    • @michaeltrosak7661
      @michaeltrosak7661 7 років тому +1

      OWWWW PINK LIGHTNNNING!!

    • @thomasvanspronsen4824
      @thomasvanspronsen4824 7 років тому +1

      I miss that

  • @derykfrank
    @derykfrank 7 років тому +46

    Nothing stops the cheese wheel?? What happened to "Nothing Stops.... THE *voice crack* SQUATCH!!!!!!!!"

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 7 років тому +148

    I love this series! It's my second favorite on all of youtube right now, just barely beat out by Markiplier's West of Loathing!

    • @elika3577
      @elika3577 7 років тому +4

      Yea i love it when Jack dances with the stone guy :)

    • @zaynetaylor4580
      @zaynetaylor4580 7 років тому +2

      Micah Philson I am right behind you my dude

    • @jesseadkinsmusic
      @jesseadkinsmusic 7 років тому +2

      I haven't watched Mark's West of Loathing. I watched part of episode 1, then decided I want to play the game for myself and not spoil the experience. There are several series I've missed out on for that reason

    • @afoden
      @afoden 7 років тому +1

      Micah Philson exact same this marks west of and jacks slime rancher

    • @nathanielsocash1258
      @nathanielsocash1258 7 років тому +1

      Micah Philson true!!!

  • @kyrauniversal
    @kyrauniversal 6 років тому +5

    26:28
    All I can think of is The Muppet Show
    "Kermit, let me test out my Boomerang Fish!"

  • @pushycat3597
    @pushycat3597 7 років тому +60

    *That Was A Lot Of Damage. He Cant Live Up To That Because He's A Piece Of Shit And His Father Doesn't Love Him.*
    Damn Jack That Was Harsh.This Is At 16:51

  • @i_make_stuff_i_guess953
    @i_make_stuff_i_guess953 7 років тому +25

    I think you do more damage if you jump and hit the crest on the door

  • @hamishbertholli9055
    @hamishbertholli9055 7 років тому +228

    Jack jump into the gate to do more damage pls like so he sees this

    • @TheKonch
      @TheKonch 7 років тому +2

      Hamish Bertholli I don't think that's true

    • @zomburger2573
      @zomburger2573 7 років тому

      Couldn't hurt?

    • @wattle9163
      @wattle9163 7 років тому +3

      Protoss Executor it was in the firat game so why wouldnt it be in this one

    • @COOLERSWEEP
      @COOLERSWEEP 7 років тому +3

      Hamish Bertholt so I am not the only one who is annoyed by that

  • @kiratheweeb4951
    @kiratheweeb4951 7 років тому +49

    "It's always the giant man mouth that get's ya!" -Jacksepticeye 2017

    • @thundrr1929
      @thundrr1929 4 роки тому +8

      OI!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PROFILE PICTURE!!!!

    • @Tracygames
      @Tracygames 4 роки тому +1

      Yeet poop

    • @sumrando9203
      @sumrando9203 4 роки тому +1

      @@thundrr1929 "DISGUSTING!!! Where can I buy it?"

    • @theghostofadeadsperm6086
      @theghostofadeadsperm6086 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao I tried to write “weeb” and it autocorrected to eren

    • @phoneguy2467
      @phoneguy2467 4 роки тому +2

      @@theghostofadeadsperm6086 lol

  • @MrPingu-yd3bk
    @MrPingu-yd3bk 7 років тому +37

    The burning giraffe is a painting by Salvador Dali

  • @pookiechips3011
    @pookiechips3011 7 років тому +50

    The Boulder
    He Attac
    He protec
    but most importantly...
    He A Rock

  • @dudeman-kg1lk
    @dudeman-kg1lk 7 років тому +14

    "Cheese Wheel it's called rock and roll, not suck and fall."
    -Jack

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 3 роки тому +5

    The Salvador Dali map is one of two maps in the game where the paths are mirror images of each other. In the case of this one I believe it is to not make the course look like a swastika

  • @eastherkyaw
    @eastherkyaw 7 років тому +11

    I legit love this series, its one of my favorites! keep on the good work sean!

  • @kasperhansen9443
    @kasperhansen9443 7 років тому +23

    don quixote was an insane knight that thought wind mills were giants so he destroyed

    • @doctorsyanide1977
      @doctorsyanide1977 7 років тому

      kasper hansen was don high as balls

    • @centurionconrad
      @centurionconrad 3 роки тому

      he wasn't even a knight, he was just some crazy person who thought he was a knight.

  • @esaka5782
    @esaka5782 7 років тому +110

    OH GOD WHO ARE YOU? oh... its God

    • @esaka5782
      @esaka5782 7 років тому +3

      Zesty - CareBear yes, yes you are

    • @esaka5782
      @esaka5782 7 років тому

      Zesty - CareBear kermits seal of approval

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 7 років тому

      Don't Kermit suicide 1)how did jack know???
      2)well, yeah, the reason artists at the time interpreted the Lord as man-like was this one teaching: WE HOOMANS ARE CREATED THROUGH HIS IMAGE, thats it.

  • @MilesGoudy
    @MilesGoudy 4 роки тому +3

    AI: makes it past jack's defense
    Jack: bring forth the holy hand grenade.

  • @moththegreatest9795
    @moththegreatest9795 7 років тому +5

    A little history lesson for ya Jack.
    Joan of arc left her home at thirteen because apparent voices in her head were telling her to defeat the British so she went to the king and told him about it. The king didn't believe her because she was a girl so she dressed as a guy and went back to the king and told him that she could do it. The king let her while also believing she was a boy lead the French army and they won. She kept winning battles for him and when he became king he let her go. Later she was soon captured by the British who told her that they wouldn't hurt her if she never wore men's clothing again. Later she was tricked into wearing men's clothes again and was later burned at the stake.
    I hope you see this I learned this from school a few days before this so when I saw Joan of arc I was like:
    "It's time to du du du du du duel!" I was so hyped for that XD

  • @Chrissi_Interlude
    @Chrissi_Interlude 7 років тому +41

    That awkward moment when you remember J o an of Arc was like 14... and incinerated

    • @arkytior1016
      @arkytior1016 7 років тому +11

      EmeraldBoxer *burned at the stake Same basic idea though.

    • @frap7774
      @frap7774 7 років тому

      EmeraldBoxer Bruh.....

    • @sakswa4411
      @sakswa4411 7 років тому +2

      She was 19, but nice try

    • @Chrissi_Interlude
      @Chrissi_Interlude 7 років тому

      lol, not much better

    • @arkytior1016
      @arkytior1016 7 років тому

      EmeraldBoxer Yeah.

  • @lucasderegt8712
    @lucasderegt8712 7 років тому +76

    holland isn t just whindmilles
    we have cheese too

    • @lucasderegt8712
      @lucasderegt8712 7 років тому +3

      just like your wheel

    • @prrrismo
      @prrrismo 6 років тому

      so you have a kindle right?Because autocorrect problems like that can only be found there

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 5 років тому

      Also 90% water

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 5 років тому

      Ok that was an exaggeration

    • @143TSH
      @143TSH 5 років тому

      Exactly 69 likes nice bro

  • @-B33P_B00P-
    @-B33P_B00P- 4 роки тому +4

    I love how he can just fly through the coarse like it’s nothin’

  • @aydenhobbs9767
    @aydenhobbs9767 7 років тому +83

    He's really gouda at this game hehe.

    • @briazrasparks9071
      @briazrasparks9071 7 років тому +4

      Ayden Hobbs Brie more considerate with these puns. ;P
      They might kill someone with laughter. x3

    • @dysondoggo3336
      @dysondoggo3336 6 років тому +2

      Cheesy joke

    • @yodashairline8789
      @yodashairline8789 6 років тому +2

      dyson doggo you really blue that joke didn’t you

    • @TheArbiter1721
      @TheArbiter1721 6 років тому +1

      you CHEDDAR stop

    • @jaidonalparone5427
      @jaidonalparone5427 6 років тому

      Ayden Hobbs this is very puns but we should stop before this gets out of hands
      I can’t think of pun

  • @thewhiteninja7099
    @thewhiteninja7099 7 років тому +30

    Jack, watch drawing youtubers as heroes or villains by draw with jazza

    • @kathyread5896
      @kathyread5896 7 років тому +2

      TheWhiteNinja YESSS THAT WOULD BE AMAZING IF HE DID

  • @rufusishere
    @rufusishere 7 років тому +148

    Jack in the next video put your facecam in the middle of the left so we can see the health of the boulder :)

  • @Gelibeli
    @Gelibeli 6 років тому +7

    Jack: "I did it with my normality!"
    Me: "What's that like?"

  • @dark0ne284
    @dark0ne284 7 років тому +33

    has anyone noticed jacksepticeye has been saying duce's ever since Emily is away too

    • @jojojojo-yi6wb
      @jojojojo-yi6wb 7 років тому +6

      i think anybody who has an observation level over 0 would have noticed that..ya dumb dumb!

    • @Twelvebeans
      @Twelvebeans 7 років тому +1

      Night Knight Are you sure you don't need help. Seems like a Quixote kind of problem here.

    • @Titananik
      @Titananik 7 років тому +1

      "Douches"

  • @janiesofficial6940
    @janiesofficial6940 7 років тому +18

    Rock of Ages is my favorite history lesson

    • @dahrens9228
      @dahrens9228 7 років тому

      It's almost an art history lesson.

    • @minekiller1326
      @minekiller1326 7 років тому +3

      are you stupid? this is fucking acurate history.
      i myself was born in 1700 so i can confirm all this is acurate!

  • @fridareminisx
    @fridareminisx 7 років тому +43

    "I'll f*ck you up lady." Ok,that's inappropriate
    "You and your horse."
    DEAD

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 7 років тому

      Frida Reminisx OML I LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW I'M DEAD

    • @tyexavierbrown8750
      @tyexavierbrown8750 7 років тому

      Frida Reminisx shut the fuck up

  • @karenblade4261
    @karenblade4261 7 років тому +21

    Some people say Sean is crazy, some say he's glorious. I say somewhere in between with a little bit of
    THE BIG BANG BECAUSE DAMN HE LOUD AM I RIGHT???

  • @tjgreen8661
    @tjgreen8661 7 років тому +23

    They see him wheelin'
    They squeelin'
    He's dealin'
    They tryna catch him wheelin dirty!

  • @gabrielholder374
    @gabrielholder374 7 років тому +26

    what's a Pirates favourite soccer team. AAARRRRRRSENAL

  • @hans-christian712
    @hans-christian712 7 років тому +10

    Jacksepticeye motto: Here at the channel we're Cheese Wheelin' and Dealin'

  • @StewartFotheringham08
    @StewartFotheringham08 5 років тому +5

    I always love how happy jack is 😁

  • @UGCNaveToof
    @UGCNaveToof 7 років тому +8

    Who else thought that jack was gonna say "NOTHING STOPS,THE SCWATCH!!!" When he said nothing stops the cheddar?

  • @poorpotato5572
    @poorpotato5572 7 років тому +9

    A burning giraffe means war jack

  • @traket2120
    @traket2120 7 років тому +173

    1:24 Omg what am I watching?

  • @blcksmth7
    @blcksmth7 5 років тому +5

    17:27 "Well off i go killin' again! I just love killin' " *cough cough* rick and morty reference

  • @softfie
    @softfie 7 років тому +94

    Jack's hair... MEGA POOF!!!! :D

    • @visigo7770
      @visigo7770 7 років тому +8

      Swalshy
      This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi-Communist slave owner terrorist lesbian. ( *lol* )

    • @softfie
      @softfie 7 років тому +1

      Random Person sorry wat XD

    • @softfie
      @softfie 7 років тому

      SAMEEEE

    • @redassasine4430
      @redassasine4430 7 років тому +1

      Swalshy i who t to eat it

    • @softfie
      @softfie 7 років тому +1

      Ok too far

  • @jdeltonryandaawesome9340
    @jdeltonryandaawesome9340 7 років тому +256

    17:30 RICK AND MORTY REFERENCES

    • @OO0RI
      @OO0RI 7 років тому

      JDelton / ryan da awesome :O I didn't think anyone else heard it

    • @multiplefandomlover7179
      @multiplefandomlover7179 7 років тому +2

      JDelton / ryan da awesome I love that reference. XD

    • @ihatethisyoutuber9088
      @ihatethisyoutuber9088 7 років тому +2

      fuck jacksepticeye! that Irish son of a bitch got famous because of daddy pewdiepie (who is obviously much better) and no jack would not get famous because screaming is not a talent. also almost half of his fans are 8 year olds and don't give me bull shit comments like "I'm not 8 and I watch jacksepticeye" well grow the fuck up because who wants to watch a leprechaun scream into a camera. go back to hiding gold and drinking beer while planting potatoes you bitch!!!!!! Also subcribe to account for real quality content and look at my latest video roasting jack!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ehuuh3h37huw7huhwh7w7hw7hw7w7h9

    • @shanedelmolino8361
      @shanedelmolino8361 7 років тому

      I was just about to comment that😂

    • @verquin9800
      @verquin9800 7 років тому +6

      Who wants to see a sweed run out of ideas he should be building me furniture XD He has been resorting to click bait for views and it's not working Ps. i'm joking pewdiepie is ok not better than jack but ok

  • @somebasics7968
    @somebasics7968 7 років тому +92

    Jack whale-biologist has killed a whale
    Jack has betrayed his peole

  • @Reonan404
    @Reonan404 7 років тому +2

    The ping sounds in the beginning 😂 Flyff used the same ones for DMs...the memories

  • @thebakedtoast1549
    @thebakedtoast1549 7 років тому +27

    "Im getting bitch slapped by tentacles" jacksepticeye 2017

    • @santheman8802
      @santheman8802 7 років тому +2

      XD nice here is another "Fuck The Cats!" jacksepticeye 2016

    • @sonnigbiene
      @sonnigbiene 7 років тому +2

      +santheman
      Pussies*

  • @trev258
    @trev258 7 років тому +15

    26:15 till 26:51 was my favorite part . jack/seán ur so adorable I love u💚💚💚

    • @basakakkurt5535
      @basakakkurt5535 7 років тому +3

      Maitha Alabbar I thought you were a spam bot for a second, was about to report you

    • @BasasunaBasasuna
      @BasasunaBasasuna 7 років тому

      Teal Crystal same xD

    • @afoden
      @afoden 7 років тому +5

      Bumper Boy way to crush dreams

    • @kingkrunchy2814
      @kingkrunchy2814 7 років тому +2

      Bumper Boy I think they just mean love as in love watching his videos and loves his personality

    • @ryuta2038
      @ryuta2038 7 років тому +1

      Bumper Boy you sound really stupid, please look up the many definitions of love.

  • @shutdown4750
    @shutdown4750 7 років тому +7

    @jacksepticeye you know if you jump at the door it does double damage just as your about to hit will make you win so much faster and break the door down quickly just in case you didn't know this 😁

  • @kryla_
    @kryla_ 7 років тому +8

    The burning giraffe is a painting.

  • @oakleyhunter3804
    @oakleyhunter3804 7 років тому +4

    i wish it was more difficult you just see jack win like every time

  • @VinB786
    @VinB786 7 років тому +96

    Great antisepticeye is part of hydra someone call captain America
    Edit- oh wait he's a war criminal now

  • @alexanderharris1370
    @alexanderharris1370 5 років тому +9

    no one:
    Jack: Don Quicksoat

  • @meteorhatesyou
    @meteorhatesyou 5 років тому +20

    Joan of arc, thought she heard god when a king spoke to her and believed what the king was saying was holy from then. She fought the enemy and she did it for god. It pretty cool actually and thats coming from an atheist

    • @rockstarbeats6388
      @rockstarbeats6388 5 років тому +2

      It just sucks that she was burned at the stake for witchcraft, by her own people she fought so hard for

    • @Strawberry_Caffeine
      @Strawberry_Caffeine 5 років тому

      Y all need jesus

    • @rishrg6639
      @rishrg6639 4 роки тому +1

      Zac Tucker ahaha YoUr sO FunNy!!!11!!

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 4 роки тому

      @@Strawberry_Caffeine The young boys getting touched up need something other than jesus

  • @paige2005
    @paige2005 7 років тому +33

    i was eating a doughnut while watching this video.. thats sad

  • @Leah_mei
    @Leah_mei 7 років тому +58

    You should collab with *Draw with Jazza!!!* He drew you in his recent video.

    • @yasmincurtis9366
      @yasmincurtis9366 7 років тому

      Leah I do hope he sees it, I tweeted him to try and help

    • @randomperson3379
      @randomperson3379 7 років тому

      Please Jack?

    • @Felix-ou2es
      @Felix-ou2es 7 років тому +2

      Leah a collab? They have pretty much completely different content

    • @Swallowd1ve
      @Swallowd1ve 7 років тому

      Aurora Baker not really, jack lives in Brighton and jazza lives in Australia...

    • @superbanamana5283
      @superbanamana5283 7 років тому +2

      Erm no jazza is Australian and jack lives in england

  • @burnt.library48_
    @burnt.library48_ 5 років тому +5

    "I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder" -Donkey

  • @coeikoei1370
    @coeikoei1370 5 років тому +1

    Some info on who Joan is:
    Joan of Arc, nicknamed "The Maid of Orléans", is considered a heroine of France for her role during the Lancastrian phase of the Hundred Years' War, and was canonized as a Roman Catholic saint. She was born to Jacques d'Arc and Isabelle Romée, a peasant family, at Domrémy in north-east France.

  • @Sir_nooter
    @Sir_nooter 5 років тому +8

    1:23 when I get my first victory royal

  • @middleton8309
    @middleton8309 7 років тому +19

    Joan of ark is probably the most famous French leader. She fault in one of the longest wars ever and ended it after seeing a sign from god when 16.

    • @swansyboy8512
      @swansyboy8512 7 років тому +2

      She STARTED when she saw a sign of God! Well actually, wasn't it some type of holy person? Forgot who tho.
      Anyway, she was very strong. Apparently even got an arrow to her heart, and kept on fighting like nothing was wrong. Scientists and historians etc still can't explain how she did it. Eventually, the enemy captured her? I think? And the French king (which was the worst French king of em all) betrayed her, and didn't pay to let her free. She got burned, and died, and every French person was sad, and angry about the king's decision.

    • @cadewatson3009
      @cadewatson3009 7 років тому +3

      Middleton Henry The most famous French leader? THE most famous French leader?!? NAPOLEON!!! NAPOLEON BONAPARTE!!!!

  • @wolflesdoes240
    @wolflesdoes240 7 років тому +6

    25:08 The Whale Biologist becomes the Whale Beater!

  • @spaghettiandpuzzles4626
    @spaghettiandpuzzles4626 5 років тому +1

    jacksepticeye's logic
    at the start of video: thank you guys for telling me to drag towers so i make walls!
    at 17:23 in the video: *taps with towers to make a wall made of towers*
    also at 18:41in the video the enemy has 2 boulders

  • @Its_Mattie
    @Its_Mattie 7 років тому +4

    I don't know many dragon jokes.
    But the jokes I do know, are pretty LIT

  • @captainsynd8119
    @captainsynd8119 7 років тому +25

    Hey jackcepticeye :D I'm trying my best to be as active as you're you make my day :) always thank you so much for everything :D

  • @scottaldworth1154
    @scottaldworth1154 7 років тому +48

    Praise the cheddar "jack" cheese

    • @mistazelf
      @mistazelf 7 років тому +4

      Memes Mcmemes or Monterey "Jack" cheese.

    • @Doc_of_derp
      @Doc_of_derp 7 років тому +2

      or Colby jack

  • @dangoyaki
    @dangoyaki 6 років тому +1

    4:43
    "FUCKING KNOCK KNOCK. IT'S A CHEESE WHEEL"
    -Jacksepiceye, 2017
    *it continues*:
    8:28
    "KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE? YOUR DEATH."

  • @CallMeLDK
    @CallMeLDK 7 років тому +5

    Jack i think if you JUMP before hitting the door you will deal a little more damage :D Love the video Love you like from me :))

  • @ghostsharklegs6687
    @ghostsharklegs6687 7 років тому +11

    Apparently the burning giraffe is a Salvador Dali reference.

    • @DeLiller40
      @DeLiller40 7 років тому +5

      Yeah you can tell by the melty clock logo and the fuck ton of clocks in the level. Dali drew some weeeeeiiiiiird shit huh?

    • @Charjune
      @Charjune 7 років тому +2

      I didn't know about the Burning Giraffe but I immediately recognized the clocks.

  • @BigPapaLemon
    @BigPapaLemon 7 років тому +59

    “I’m getting bitch slapped by tentacles” Jse2k17

    • @BunnyboyCarrot
      @BunnyboyCarrot 7 років тому +1

      by*

    • @visigo7770
      @visigo7770 7 років тому +6

      LEMONKNIGHT YT
      This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi-Communist slave owner terrorist lesbian.

    • @trashartist1
      @trashartist1 7 років тому +1

      Random Person Okay then

    • @maisie1701
      @maisie1701 7 років тому

      Random Person OH GOD NOT AGAIN! lol XD

    • @nate566
      @nate566 7 років тому

      LEMONKNIGHT YT haha I died! So funny!

  • @carlosacosta1170
    @carlosacosta1170 2 роки тому +1

    So for anyone confused cuz even jack didnt know but Don Quixote was in his 90s or 80s and was beginning to go senile and he thought he was a royal knight and had to save his princess who was his wife who died before him so he went out in armor,a horse and a lance now since he is senile and seeing things he saw windmills and thought they were dragons and charged at anything that was a monster in his head its both dark but wholesome that he went on an epic journey in his mind on his final days

  • @catherine7374
    @catherine7374 7 років тому +12

    Omg 😂 the fluffy hair of Jacky 😂💚

    • @SubtoxicZer0
      @SubtoxicZer0 7 років тому +2

      Inku Aiku Jackfluffticeye

    • @catherine7374
      @catherine7374 7 років тому

      Jetzki: The Gaming Hobo 😂😂😂😂

  • @Lucas-Gabriel_Chelcea
    @Lucas-Gabriel_Chelcea 6 років тому +21

    OH GOD who are you? OH! GOD!?
    xD

  • @sozzy_7412
    @sozzy_7412 7 років тому +23

    Jack did you know that in cartoons gravity does not exist untill you look down.The More You Know...

  • @Palaeono
    @Palaeono 4 роки тому +2

    13:05: Long horse!
    about a year later: a really creepy long horse by trevor henderson!