Couple things I’d add: - Tiana’s Palace restaurant in New Orleans Square, with live music, meet and greet characters, and a Tarot card reader (and sellable cards with similar designs from the movie of course) - Hawaiian Themed restaurant in Adventureland where Moana, Maui, Lilo, and Stitch can meet guests. Some of the profits from this restaurant will be given to different Indigenous Peoples in different parts of the world - replace Autopia with flying cars (hovering cars moved by like, magnets or something) - Skippy gets his own “Mystic Manor” dark ride in Tomorrowland and its like, an alien zoo and you chase him through different alien enclosures -Beastly Kingdom behind Fantasyland -Jean Lafiette and the original secret paths connecting Haunted Mansion, Pirates, Tom Sawyer, and now Mystic Manor together can’t believe you forgot about Jean Lafiette 😔 ...
@@kiannalim308 Wondering if maybe a renaming of said restaurant would work? something like 'Ohana Eatery' ? then it covers Tongan/Tahitian (or... wherever they technically wanna say it was from) and Hawaii so the characters can meet there anyways.
The disneyland would be so over powered lol. It would literally be a mixed of all the parks. And in New Orleans Square I'd add Tiana's Place restaurant and The Snuggly Ducking restaurant from Tangled in Fantasyland. I'd also add a log flume dark ride themed to Princess and the Frog that's similar to Splash Mountain. For the castle I would choose to do Aladdin's castle.
I’m catching up on a bunch of stuff I haven’t watched bc of work now in quarantine and I just found this comment. How’s it feel to be a prophet? PATF Splash mountain,,,, you absolute legend
S. E. A. is so great and so underutilized. I like the fact that it's kind of like a secret thing right now but people look at me like I'm crazy when I try and talk about it and they're not initiated and I just think it's such a cool concept and I wish it was used more in the Parks
My perfect Disney park would incorporate attractions from every park around the world, and if I had to pick a theme to tie it all together it would probably be music, it would be a celebration of Disney’s greatest music, a few examples of attractions that would be in the park are Mickey’s Philharmagic, Slpash Mountain, the country bear jamboree, Seven Dwarves Mine Train, Haunted Mansion, maybe Rock n’ Roller Coaster and other attractions that have classic Disney music in them, I would also add new attractions like dark rides that go through musical numbers of classic movies (like the Lion King, Fantasia, the Jungle Book, etc) I would also add a ride similar to spaceship earth but about the history of music and you would enter through a broadway theater style entrance, and I would also maybe add a music themed roller coaster of some kind. There would also be shows like Mickey and the Magical Map, Fantasmic (a special version with elements of all three Fantasmics), that Guardians of the Galaxy show they have at Epcot, and a theater with the musicals they show on the cruise line maybe they could switch which one’s playing every once in a while. I think I would separate the parks into music styles and put the rides attractions and shows in whatever area it fits into the best
If my MOM had to pick a theme to tie her park together it would probably be fashion, it would be a celebration of Disney’s greatest outfits, a few examples of attractions that would be in the park are Frozen Ever After, The Seas with Nemo and Friends, Killamanjaro Safaris, and Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railway. She would also add a ride similar to Spaceship Earth but about the history of fashion. Yeah that’s her Epcot and a chance to give her first park, DisneyPlanet, a second gate.
This literally sounds like pretty much my perfect park too. The mixture of rides from different parks and EVERY DOLE WHIP FLAVOUR. I also really love that version of Tomorrowland too. I wish we could have that in America. Very grateful for your videos! Thank you and have a happy Thanksgiving!
ANY DISNEY PARK WITH A SLEEPING BEAUTY DARK RIDE!!!! Ideally the queue would be exploring different places in the castle and possibly include character photo spots for while you are waiting in line!
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6:37 If I may make the suggestion, the boats in this version of Pirates should be timed differently, so that the ride perfectly lines up with the dialogue from the talking skull. If Disneyland's Pirates has a flaw, it's that the timing can be so far off, and you can plunge down halfway through the skull's speech
Two years late here, but what I would like to see is a brand new park from Disney that has entirely original lands and attractions. I’d love to see what kind of park Disney could make today without basing anything on what has been done before. I would also like for no individual land to be based on a specific film or franchise. I prefer lands that are more varied although individual rides could be based on this. Some land ideas are as follows. Disney Station: The hub for this new park takes the form of a travel station in between worlds. It mixes together the themes of an airport, a sea port, and a train station all with a futuristic flare. Mythic Mountain: A land based on the myths of Ancient Greece and Europe in general. It would feature Ancient Greek and Roman architecture and would be home to a colosseum show, a Hercules ride, and an underworld walk through. Dark Land: This land would be based on Disney villains in general and would feature Malificants castle as the center piece. Cyber City: A big and futuristic city land with a cyberpunk inspiration. Attractions include a big hero six indoor coaster and the world arcade, a giant arcade featuring cutting edge games. Prehistoric Plateau: A land based on dinosaurs and the ice age. A volcano themed coaster called Molten Mountain would be the centerpiece:
They both had the same opportunities. Edison invented the modern world; Tesla invented...what exactly? Alternating current? A fancy water pump? Ours is an age that derives personal satisfaction from slinging stones at the giants that came before. This meme didn't exist when people were educated.
I'd like to imagine "what they do best" is just them blabbering and arguing "Well,Tesla,keep your mouth shut! It's my turn!" "Yeah? It was my turn to share my ideas and you stole them!" Basically kinda like a comedy show lmao
This is great. Love the Western River Expedition in Frontierland. My ideal Disney park would have incorporated the original mega Indiana Jones complex that had the Railroad, Jungle Cruise, Mine Carts, and the Jeep Ride. I also would add some technological aspects of Shanghai’s POTC to the Disneyland version and put that in the park as well. You could probably make a video series on just your ideal park - going land by land in each episode!
Shanghai's pirates is so different it deserves to be its own ride. I like how Offhand said that it should be an exact clone of Disneyland's except NO JACK SPARROW. Strip the ride of any reference to the movie franchise, and then give Shanghai's pirates its own attraction nearby, without the references to the ride (Like the skeletons in the jail near the beginning)
This is really cool! I love the mix of old, new, and reimagined rides. I myself like to fantasize about building about my own theme parks and dreaming of becoming an imagineer someday. It’s nice to hear about other people’s ideas and what they would do different. Some ideas I would have for my perfect Disneypark is that I would include a DicoveryBay esque area to where either Tomorrowland or Frontierland is. I’ve always liked the idea of steampunk/Victorian sci-fi and I really want to experience that here in the U.S. (assuming this park will be in the U.S.) This area will feature elements from both Discoveryland in Paris and Disneysea in Tokyo. The rides here will be based off of Jules Verne’s novels including a “20,000 leagues” submarine dark ride, a “from the earth to the moon” space mountain, a fly-cycle theatre ride based on “around the world in 80 days”, and an unearthing of an early ride concept for a “journey to the center of the earth” ride: a wild mouse coaster layout with an elevator drop ride element. Also here would be a train station, some live steampunk entertainment, references to S.E.A, and that Tesla/Edison Show you proposed.
We have the same New Orleans feels. I like your park, when can I book? Also, I would add a villians land in the back, kinda where Star Wars is right now.
One problem with Indiana Jones and the Temple and the Temple of the Skies, is that the manufacturer who made suspended coasters is now defunct. It could work as an invert or maybe an axis (s and s prototype)
Although I think perfection doesn't actually exist, I'd be glad enough if they brought Tokyo's Disney Seas to Orlando, preferably with the foods, products and services they do there, and let the Japanese remodel all the parks with their perfection pursuing mania.
On land I would add is a land dedicated on Disney Channel cartoons. Picture a Phineas and Ferb themed thrill rollercoaster. A Ducktales dark ride (Since there are now 2 generations who have grown up with it). A replica of the Mystery Shack as a walk through attraction and gift shop. Ect. Not to mention all the new costume characters they could introduce. Speaking of which I'd also love to include characters from the post renaissance films which didn't succeed at the time like treasure planet or Atlantis or Anastasia since that's Disney now.
I think for me a perfect Disneyland includes my favourite rides, so I’d like Mystic Manor from Hong Kong. From Shanghai I want Pirates of Caribbean Sunken Treasure, Tron and also one attraction I am unsure about the name - challenge trails (the one where you wear a harness and climb/explore different paths). And then I remember as a child to go to America’s parks and the Indiana Jones ride from Disneyland. I love that one. Haunted Mansion is also a must in any Disneypark, so put in one (or two) of that is good too. And then sprinkle the Disneypark with classic rides and a wonderful castle (Shanghai’s castle is good so I want that one) :D And of course a extra good fast pass just for me!
I've been working on my own Disney park (since the early '90s actually) and I am happy to report that it DOES include a People Mover because, as you pointed out, it just wouldn't be a Disney park without it! I love seeing the imagined kingdoms of the fans because in many cases they're better then the 'official' Imagineers' versions. I guess that's one of the perks of having no space restrictions, company politics or budget limitations! Just pure, perfect imagination. Great video!
While I'm obviously biased, I think themeing wise EuroDisney still has the most consistent theming. So I'll probably base mine on it and expand it with things not currently present at EuroDisney like the Little Mermaid ride from Magic Kingdom or the Beauty and the Beast ride from Tokyo. Phantom Manor would be expanded to include the graveyard scene from Haunted Mansion before the Canyon scene. Otherwise it would remain absolutely untouched as it's almost the perfect Haunted Mansion anyway :P I would, however, make some changes to the current layout of EuroDisney. Peter Pan's Flight would leave Fantasyland and be placed next to Captain Hook's pirate ship in Adventureland, in a new and much expanded form ('cause, seriously, 70minutes of waiting times on average is just inadmissible). A Lion King dark ride would also open there. In Fantasyland, there would be a new Hunchback of Notre Dame dark ride and in Adventureland a new Pocahontas boat ride. Discoveryland would be officially turned into Star Wars land since, you know, it's already pretty much that, and expanded without the need to build a superfluos Galaxy's Edge. That would also allow Hyperspace mountain to remain unchanged as it's already the best version of the ride (according to Americans. I wouldn't know). Buzz Lightyear's ride would be moved to the Studios which is where the rest of the Toy Story stuff is and where ANY Pixar stuff would be put (and Pixar here also includes 3D animations from Disney like Moana and Frozen. EuroDisney remains a 2D animation focused park). Any and ALL references to live action remakes would be completely erased from the parks (which is the best we can do since we can't erase those dumb remakes from existence).
My various dream Disney parks actually include a lot of what you mentioned, and I like your idea of a bare-bones tomorrowland, easily able to be updated without leveling stuff.
Dude i'd love to hear you talk through a re-imagined Haunted Mansion! It's my favourite ride and there is so much technology now that could make a new mansion phenomenal
My perfect castle park: MAIN STREET USA - theme park history museum w animatronics and dioramas - plaza and Casey’s would remain - tony’s would become carousel of progress THE HUB - become fantasia gardens at Shanghai - more whimsical - water features - maybe some flat rides ADVENTURELAND - jungle cruise (SEA ties) +updated show scenes - mystic manor - tiki room - fire mountain - SEA restaurant like skipper canteen but more extreme SEA references - tropical hideaway bc dole whips - SEA scavenger hunt (i love this idea of yours) PIRATE MINI LAND off to the side of adventureland - pirates of the caribbean - pirates show - ship wreck walkthrough FRONTIERLAND - phantom manor - big thunder mountain - western river expedition boat ride - riverboat - native american village walkthrough (learn more about thunderbird) ++ dioramas like efteling - saloon quick service - big table service with live actors +animatronics - CRITTER COUNTRY - splash mountain - country bear jamboree - 7D mine train type coaster/ hagrids type coaster but with forest animal animatronics FANTASYLAND(more like fantasy springs & new fantasyland) - tangled boat ride - snuggly duckling - better Ariel dark ride - these two^^ rides are right when you get out of the castle neverland mini land - glowing pandora like mini land - peter pan flight of passage style simulator Arendelle mini land - frozen sled coaster (north mountain +marsh mellow) - frozen dark ride - frozen restaurant inside Elsa ice palace meet and greet BatB miniland - beauty and the beast dark ride in its own castle - be our guest - Maurice cottage meet and greet - gaston’s tavern in corner by where storybook is - villains roller coaster - villains pub w animatronics inside castle - Cinderella castle princess dining - sleeping beauty/snow white walkthrough under castle TOMORROWLAND - Tron - space mountain - Spaceship earth with the time travel aspect focused on more - horizons - peoplemover with added show scenes and real queue for when the park is crowded that makes you feel like you are waiting for futuristic public transit - monorail - atro orbiter - Space 2020
My Perfect Disney Parks Main Street Hall Of Pressident History Of Walt Disney Museum The Hub More Greenery (Because Global Warmimg Still Happening Till This Day) Middle Of The Hub Will Be Walt Disney And Mickey Mouse Statue With Plauge Say " We Cannot Forget One Thing , That It was All Started By A Mouse" . Fantasyland Alice In Wonderland Castle Matterhorn Height Will Increase Sleeping Beauty Carousel Petet Pan Flight Will Be Unchanged But The Entrace Will Be Thru Big Ben , And When You go inside the big ben , you will saw the machine of the clock . Snow White Dark Ride With Silly And Horror Scene Tangled Boat Ride With The Entrace Is Rapunzel Tower Fantasia Dark Ride Alice In Wonderland Ride With Some Additional Scene ( When Alice Wake Up) It's A Small World With More Elegant , Childlike Innocence Background . Beauty And The Beast Dark Ride (Actually I Wamt This To Be Omnimover) Mr.Toad Wild Ride Will Not Have Any Change Winnie The Pooh Ride Dumbo The Flying Elephant Ride Storybook Canals Boat Casey Jr Train Skyway Station To Tommorowland . Mad Tea Party . That It For Now .
Liberty Square (with a spooky twist) Haunted Mansion With The Ghost Of Jean Lafitte Holding A Candlelabra In The Endless Hallway , Upgraded Set , And Advanced Technology ( The Styled Will Be More Like Winchester Mansion Rather Than The Disneyland Version) Museum Of The Weird (I Mean I Like The Idea ) Phantom Manor (More Scary Phantom Animatronic And A Scary Bride) Mystic Manor (Unchanged) Frontierland Big Thunder Mountain But Longer Thunder Mesa ( Where You Try To Escaoe The Curse Of Big Thunder Mountain And It Will Be A Roller Coaster But So Many Backward Turn) Mind Train Thru Nature Wonderland Adventureland Jungle Cruise With Longer Temple Scene Indiana Jones Ride But MORE EXTREME Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room And At The End You will saw walt disney photo in a wooden wall with a tiki styled frame Tomorrowland Submarine Voyage Tron Ride Autopia People Mover Horizon Journey Into Imagination Futurama Spaceship Earth Rocket Jets Astro Orbiter Journey To Saturn (My Catch Of Mission To Mars) Mission To Mars Space Mountain Monorail Station Sub Unit Of Tommorowland Science Land Carousel Of Progress Adventure Thru Inner Space Planet Observery Chemical Museum And honestly I really Want pixarland to be in my disneyland but i will figured it out P.S = Pirate Of Carribean Will Be located Adventureland
Pixar Land Toy Story Ride Where You Were try to escape The villain (except gabby gabby (she will be a cameo)) . A Bug's Life A Ride And A Restaurant Where You Can Eat A Bug . Incredicoaster Unchange Finding Nemo And Dory Aquarium Up A Dark Ride Where You Will Follow Carl In His Adventure Cars Racing Car Ride Inside Out A Ferris Wheel Where You Will Sit In a Memory Ball A Good Dinasour Dark Ride Coco Dark Ride Upcoming In 2020 Onward Dark Ride Soul Dark Ride (The Most Amazing Ride In Pixar Land)
this is amazing i love this. and i wish you a happy thanksgiving (if you celebrate that) to anyone who reads this. have an amazing day you disney fans!
You make some really strong points for more walk-thru attractions! Having just seen Frozen 2, I have a (hopefully non-spoiler-y) suggestion: give me that enchanted forest and Ahtohallan walk-thru. It would be beautiful and with the right special/practical effects, mildly haunting.
My first thought about the perfect Disney park would be just to bring back the People Mover to Disneyland, and you are done. The more I thought about it though, I have a few more modifications to Disneyland (Anaheim) to 'plus' it into perfection. 1. Adventureland - I love the idea of the interactivity you proposed in your video. I would add the elements of Society of Explorers and Adventurers like you suggested, without necessarily creating any new rides. Maybe a restaurant, and some kind of SEA headquarters. 2. Interactive personalized rewards - this is a great plus to add, and use this concept throughout the park. 3. Autopia - Tesla, YES. Electric cars, no rail, and no collisions. The Elon Musk connection doesn't end there, as he also has another company that would be perfect to use for an upgrade. I'll get to that soon. 4. Tomorrowland, Part 1 - There are a few things that could be done in Tomorrowland that would really spiff it up. First, the return of the People Mover. It should go without saying, but we need the People Mover back. I like the revised Inner Space attraction. Toss that in there too. 5. Tomorrowland, Part 2 - Star Wars. Do we need a Star Wars ride in Tomorrowland when Galaxy's Edge is also in the park? Some may find this redundant and unnecessary, but I see it as an opportunity to make one of the most immersive experiences Disney has ever had. This is where Elon Musk comes in. One of his other companies is The Boring Company. Using the services of TBC, Star Tours could be modified so that when you entered the Space Port, you leave, have your adventure in space and then 'land' in a Space Port in Batuu. When in Batuu, you could catch a return flight later back to Tomorrowland, with a different experience during your flight. All while your ride vehicle, or part of it, is silently being whisked away in a tunnel deep under the park. I would pay extra to do this. Thoughts?
My ideas for rides for my park would be as follows. Of course would have the classics rides, but these would be new attractions along with it. Mystic Cruise: A new take on the Jungle Cruise were inside of real animals, you encounter animatronics of magical creatures from across the world such as Dragons, Unicorns, Trolls and even Thunderbirds Heroes Under Siege: a darkride similar to the Transformers ride (yes I know that's from universal) were you join the TV heroes from Gravity Falls, Star vs, Kim Possible, Owl House and Ducktales on the day they are going to be inducted into what is called the Hall of Heroism, a place were heroes a recognized for their bravery and also acts as vault for great mystical items. However, a band of villains lead by Maleficent arrive to steal the hat of Yen Seid. Now, your caught in the crossfire as the heroes try to fight off the villains while you join Dipper and Mabel in protecting the hat from the villains. The finally would feature a massive Dragon Maleficent animatronic breathing fire at you. Mickey's Wet and Wild Adventure: A Splash Mountain type ride were instead of the story of Brer Rabbit, it's a new story about Mickey, Donald and Goofy going on a camping trip and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong. Frozen: Fire and Ice: A darkride/wateride that tells a new story with the Frozen characters were the dragon of nordic myth, Fafnir, has come to destroy Adrendale, leading to a clash between Elsa and the Dragon. the ride layout would be set as a wateride were your caught in the middle of Fafnir and Elsa's battle throughout via both animatronics and screens. Escape From Maleficent: a darkride/roller coaster were in the story you join a group of thieving trolls who want to steal the treasure from Maleficent's castle, but you get caught and now have to escape from both her and her minions. This ride would be like a little toned down version of Revenge of The Mummy at Universal. Zero's Holiday Hi-jinks: A Mystic Manor type dark ride were you follow Zero has he finds himself traveling through Christmas town and all the other Holiday Worlds after being separated from Jack during a nasty prank by Lock, Shock and Barrel. Night on Bald Mountain: A darkride/roller coaster based off of Night on Bald Mouuntain featuring animatronics of demons and ghosts and a massive one of Chernaborg him. Gravity Falls: Hotel of Horrors: A drop tower ride that would be this park's Tower of Terror, where instead of the Twilight Zone, it's themed after Gravity Falls. In this ride's story, Stan has bought a rundown hotel and plans to refurbish it and make a profit off the tourists who come to Gravity Falls. However, Stan ignored the warning's about the place being haunted he, his family and you, will pay the price for trespassing.
There is also a walkthrough version of Storybook Land Canal Boat in HK Disneyland, called Fairy Tale Forest. If I am able to build my own Disney park, I would add more scenes in the little mermaid ride, such as the shipwreck, Ursula becoming gigantic and Ariel crashing the wedding. Also, special video!👍
You smashed it, such a great vision. Only been to Disney land and California adventure once when I was a kid and it was awesome. But your ideas would be even better
AWESOME idea for a video bud! what Disney fan hasn't either thought of this very thing? I know that I have doodled and sketched down at least 5 or 6 of my ideal Disneylands in my time. its a fun and creative thing to do. oh the possibilities. also, im soo happy I met and hung out with you at WDW this week! safe travels back home, and I cant wait to hit the parks together again!
I ADORE Epcot. It incorporates all the things I enjoy. I can stare at a manatee for an hour. I can visit a mini version of a bunch of different countries in a single day. I can snack around the world too. I can see a concert from a Top 40 artist. I can browse a number of shops with all different kinds of merchandise. All around a big beautiful lake. I can't wait for the major overhaul the park is getting and I hope it's going to really upgrade the experience. I know that Epcot isn't perfect, but I can never look back on a day I spent there and say I didn't have an amazing time. Also there needs to be a Tiana's place restaurant in New Orleans Square in Offhand Disneyland.
I wanna go. - I also do agree a Tiana's Restaurant would go well in New Orleans Square. That movie is so underrated it's criminal. - A flying coaster themed around The Rocketeer. - I'd somehow include the Rock N Rollercoaster and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror. My two favourite rides in the world and still popular. - I'd have special area themed to the Disney Renaissance. Some attractions, shows and maybe a restaurant from The Little Mermaid, inside Eric's Castle where you can see the chef and Sebastian in the kitchen and get a Dinglehopper to keep as a souvenir. Maybe one of the shows would be a version of Beauty & The Beast Live from Disney's Hollywood Studios. - I'd also add a cinema-type attraction that shows the classic live action movies such as Escape to Witch Mountain and The Incredible Journey so older guests can enjoy nostalgia and younger ones get a taste of the past.
Add a 101 Dalmatians riding Curella De-vils Car, also I would Love to see Brave as a Ride, The Lion King, Tangled, Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Rides, Frozen Added as well as we can still have Pirates of The Caribbean, The Haunted Mansion, Winnie The Pooh, Snow White, Alice and Wonderland, Peter Pan, Mr Toad, Splash Mountain, Toy Story, Everything
was i the only moron who jumped when he put in the thunder soundbite? Well played Offhand well played. As an individual that cant get spooked easily I appreciate the surprise
I mean...you uh...you used EPCOT entrance music so I am immediately on board because DAMN THAT MUSIC MAKES ME SAY YES TO ANYTHING YOU ASK ME TO SELL MY SOUL TO YOU WHILE PLAYING THIS MUISC AND first off I have an IOU with your name on it, Disney took mine...and also YES
Many Disney Parks’ fans (including myself) have their own versions of the classic Magic Kingdom created by Walt (first as Disneyland)! I love to see some other ideas! And boy, New Orleans Square is my favorite “land” of all, too! Although I’m an East Coast guy, Disneyland will always have a special place in my heart. 💫And, by the way, we have lots of same ideas for our “kingdons”, man! 😂✌️
My perfect dianeyland park would be a very huge one! It will consist of out door and indoor rides and attractions (or both) and everything will be the same from Walt Disney world (Disneyland Florida) expected for some rides will not be present in the park. But I will have newer and better ones that all would enjoy. There will be plenty of restaurants both outdoor and indoor, food/ snack vendors for quick eat up, fast food restaurants ( for more Express and quicker way to eat), restaurants with NO reservations needed it. And souvenir vendors that will sell anything to both the locals and tourists. Yes there will be a fast pass lanes on every ride. There will be a main street that will be more real and a huge tribute to walt himself. And bigger gift shops so anyone can get what they like. There will be a few indoor and out door rollercoasters. A few dark rides and two walk thru attractions. And a two story Disney museum with all the history, nostalgia, and knowledge artifacts that have been collected to be seen in person. And a " park land" where is an open park area for taking breaks, hanging out, relaxing and to eat and smoke. And I borrowed one area from Disneyland is the new Orleans square. Witch will be much bigger than the one in Disneyland. Also it will have live music and a this themed area will have alot of references to princess and the frog. Most new rides will be for that movie. And a new themes area that sea themed and it will be based on the little mermaid and finding Nemo movies. There will be a space mountain but better it will have more lighting effects. And a two more open spaces that will be a much bigger downtown disney witch it will be both and outdoor and indoor shopping experience. And it will include restaurants that are Disney themed. Along with real store and restaurant brands we all know. And other open area that will be either a outdoor or indoor music venue, golf course, open target shooting area or a drive - in theater. And yes my perfect disney park will include a much bigger hotel it will also include a casino within. A bigger car parking spaces. And as the last area in my park will include a villains theme area homage to all the Disney's most flavored baddies. If not then it will be turned into the descendants land. A themes area in the park where it's all descendants related. And inconclusion my perfect Disneyland will take up more lands and space to build it. No joke it will!!! Also I'm so sorry that it took my this long to tell and shear what my own disney parl would look like. Also my park will have a few nick names too. Such as: Disney @ auradon, descendantsland, Evie's Disneyland. Again this ALL OF THIS came from my imagination.
Love this perfect Disney Park idea. As a suggestion, would love if The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh would be something similar to Pooh's Hunny Hunt in Tokyo Disneyland. The thing that would make this ride different would be that it is a water ride. Similar to the concept art that was made for the Winnie the Pooh ride at Disneyland Paris and Disneyland. For the ride, I would be adding the rain scene after you exit the heffalumps and woozles scene. The first thing you will see on your left is Pooh on the tree with his 10 honey pots. He will say "I must rescue my supper." There will be 2 animatronic Poohs for this part. 1 will fall down the tree with the honey pot stuck on his head. He fall down halfway before he his hidden behind the leaves of the branches of the tree. The second animatronic would rise from the ground. A water splash effect (perhaps splashing the guests) will hide the animatronic rising from the ground. Pooh will then float with you for the rest of the scene. On your left will be Piglets house. The window will open to reveal a Piglet animatronic on a chair. Out will come a bottle with a letter. Inside his bedroom, you can see his furniture floating about. Piglet would say "Oh d-d-dear!" Also on your left before you make a sharp right turn, you will see Eeyore on top of Owl's house saying "First the wind, and now this." Soon after, Owl will fly above you hooting out "Christopher! We've found them!" On your right, an animatronic Christopher Robin (detailed like the Beauty and the Beast animatronics used for Tokyo Disney), will call out "Look! There's Pooh, and Piglet!" Tigger, Rabbit, Kanga and Roo will be by Christopher on an umbrella. The final splashdown will be next, so Piglet would say "A very big waterfall!" Here your picture is taken. You will then be in the hero party scene. Everyone but Pooh will be there. Here's why. Above the lift hill will be a honey tree with Pooh's bottom wiggling about. As you ascend to the unloading station, you will be in a room full of honey. (It smells like honey in here too.) Guests can turn around to see Pooh happily eating his honey. What are your thoughts on this? Any suggestions as well?
A Couple of adds i would make. 1- Mix Adventure Land with Beastly Kingdom. The S.E.A adventures will be there to explore new exotic creatures. 2- In Adventure Land, add a Lion King Dark Ride and a Moana Water ride (I think about this one as a mix between Splash Mountain and Grizzly River Run) 3- Add Journey Into Imagination, the original one, at Fantasyland. The exterior will be obviously different to fit with the land (i think of a little scale version of Gardens of Imagination at Shanghai). 4- Add a Robin Hood dark ride at Fantasyland. 5- Improve Mickey's Toontown. I think that land has a lot of potential. This land will be the same as in Disneyland, with the same rides but it will be feature Mickey's Philharmagic, Mickey and Minnes Runaway Railway and a dark ride about Oswald, the Lucky rabbit. 6- Add a Big Hero 6 ride or roller coaster at Tomorrowland. 7- A Mary Poppins attraction at Main Street.
Mr Toad always belonged in Liberty Square along w a true Sleepy Hollow attraction, so I say merge the theming of N.O. square & Liberty Square to a new Historic Square and put Mr. Toad up behind the Haunted Mansion, add a Sleepy Hollow/Headless Horseman attraction similar to Splash Mountain. Add back the tie-in themes between lands/attractions. And as much as a hate to say it, use the Hightower version of Tower of Terror bc I think the story arc continuation is important. ... Also bring back Wishes. Ok thanks ♡
I was with you all the way until I realized there was no TOM SAWYER ISLAND! Not only do we need this, but you gotta have a AAA darkride there, maybe with the riders helping Tom, Huck, and Becky evade Injun Joe. Also, bring back Missile/Rocket/Flight to the Moon/Mission to Mars with more convincing technology as opposed to the true simulator that is Mission Space. Also a restoration of Space Station X-1 as a restaurant, maybe. Ready to start saving up for my Offhandland Annual Pass.
This is really good! Mine would be more of a thrill park. Save the pre-existing Disney parks for the kids; this one is more geared towards teens, older kids, and adults. It has some dark rides, yeah, like maybe a grimmer version of Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion, but also the thrill rides, like Rock 'n Roller Coaster, Space Mountain, Expedition Everest, Matterhorn Bobsleds, Big Thunder, Radiator Springs Racer, Flight of Passage, and so on. Heavy on the simulators and roller coasters.
I think a Nightmare Before Christmas dark ride would definitely go in Fantasyland. It’s so popular and loved throughout Disney parks, it needs it’s own ride.
I think the perfect park would be a mix of original ideas and attractions, lots of E ticket and interactive experiences, plenty of immersive Disney property lands and attractions, as well as the all of the adventurer society interactions and references!!!
Well done, Dallin. So many great ideas!!! The only thing I'd add (other than some sort of Jean Laffite tavern) would be something having to do with Mickey Mouse. Not a Toontown duplicate, Runaway Railway or Philharmagic, necessarily, but I don't feel like you really gave the Fab 5 any representation at all.
I want to go to Offhand Disneyland!!!! Yes to the People-mover. Some thoughts... I love Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean and never want to see it replaced but Shanghai Disneyland’s Pirates is a truly spectacular experience that Offhand Disneyland has to add somehow... Also, Edison was a vicious and vindictive competitor of Tesla with opposing philosophies. Can’t really combine them into one experience. Maybe just Nikola since his work seems to be the future of powering our world...
I agree with you but Jean la Fete should be a meet and greet character and be in the SEA and Tomorrowland should be themed to be in the original EPCOT.
When i went to HKD i was excited to ride the haunted mansion ( didn’t dig to much in the rides before i went) when i seen there’s no HM but a mystic manor, i didn’t understand where this fit in with Disney, till i came home and did some research and found you videos on “SEA” , i understood then ,but mystic manor was maybe the best ride I’ve been on at Disney
I think a thing that would be so awesome to add to this would be a Tiana's Palace restaurant in New Orleans Square. I always thought it would be neat if the restaurant could be made into a ship very similar to the Mark Twain that would float along the river as you ate, and was modeled after her restaurant at the end of the movie! Maybe it could replace the Mark Twain? But I also wouldn't want to take out the regular ship, preventing people from being able to just ride along the rivers without having to pay for food or something.
I would only add that above New Orleans Square and Fantasy Land you have a lot of empty space. Of course that's potentially there to expand in for the future, of course, but the only thing I'd add to your Offhand Disney Park would be some kind of Toontown that's more fully developed, where you have not just Roger Rabbit characters and original Disney cartoon characters as their main "land", but you have a salute to a lot of old 1930s - 1950s Disney cartoons. And if you want to want to make it extremely distinct from Disneyland's Toontown or Disney World's Toontown Fair you could tie in DuckTales and perhaps call the land Duckburg. While overall the theme would be a kind of 90s Disney Afternoon theme now that I think on it more intertwined as well. I imagine what would be a big feature of the ride would be Scrooge McDuck's Vault Ride, a roller coaster purporting to take you deep into Scrooge McDuck's vault into unseen underground portions as part of a tour that goes horribly wrong when the Beagle gang tries infiltrating the tour as an excuse to break in and steal McDuck's treasure. The big feature of the ride being a drop down into what looks like a pile of gold, which is just a clever illusion. Then there could be a Steamboat Willie cruise which can take you to Tom Sawyer Island from a dock on the far edge of Duckburg. Perhaps near Tom Sawyer Island there'd be a Jr. Woodchuck's Campground Playground for especially younger kids. Part of that playground including an interactive tree house featuring Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers theming. Mickey's House, Minnie's House, Goofy's House (this could have Goof Troop connections), Donald's House and such would all be here as walk-through attractions as well as character meet and greet spots, as would Rodger Rabbit's dark ride. I also imagine a Darkwing Duck dark ride as well, and perhaps a hanging outdoor roller coaster with theme based off of Tailspin--a roller coaster which promises at first to be a tour over the skies of Duckburg. And of course there'd be a Villains' Cabaret down near the docks where one can eat but also be entertained by Disney Villains performing their villain songs or other skits or acts at scheduled certain hours of the day. Specifically there could be a "red trolley car" line which can divide Duckburg in two between a "good" side of the tracks and a "villain" side of the tracks. The cuisine at the Villains' Cabaret would be different depending upon the villains performing that day with perhaps making it seem that it's a villain potluck where each Villain brought along a dish that's part of the menu. I could see the official host of the cabaret being Jessica Rabbit, and the main "story" of the day is Jessica Rabbit's cabaret is taken over each day by a bunch of villains and at the end of the day Jessica Rabbit along with the help of her husband Roger and his friends get the Cabaret back into her hands. The signage would say Jessica Rabbit's Cabaret with Jessica Rabbit crossed out in red and the word Villains' written above. I imagine it being a kind of immersive Dinner Theatre experience and a huge draw with a lot of return draw as different villains are there each day and the menu changes along with them. It would also serve as a Villain meet and greet location. I could see the Darkwing Duck dark ride serving as a transition point between the good and villain side of the tracks for Duckburg. Meanwhile up in the "good" side of town you have perhaps Daisy's Country Kitchen as a restaurant which serves a more homestyle country cuisine and an opportunity to see some of the classic Disney characters. I could also see some attraction Gummi Bears themed could serve as a transition point between Duckburg and Fantasyland. Thus, with the spitballing finished, you'd likely have two sections of Duckburg: Duckburg proper, which would feature a square where all the cartoon characters' houses would be centered around with Scrooge McDuck's vault ride being the main attraction, and Pete's Pier, which is the "shady" side of Duckburg that has the Villains' Cabaret as the main attraction. Something else on the Pete's Pier side could be a gift shop where people could purchase their favorite villains' merchandise. The train station would connect to the "good" side of the tracks. The Pier which is another way to get to Tom Sawyer Island being another way to enter the land, albeit indirectly via Tom Sawyer Island and New Orleans Square.
Absolutely amazing video dude. As a fanboy I to am always coming up with my own theme park idea. Mostly a “Knott’s Ghost Town Park” But I’ve tackled a Disney park to. I have it located in Texas and features a lot of classic, canceled, and original attractions. Including their own Mystery Shack and a personal favorite, a Legend of Sleepy Hollow dark ride. Oh yes, I have ideas 😁
Great video! Having recently been to Shanghai Disney though, I have two remarks: there is a Snow White walk trough attraction in the castle there (so a walktrough dark ride Snow White based attraction does exist). Also at Shanghai Disneyland´s Camp Discovery there are several references to the S.E.A. :)
Couple things I’d add:
- Tiana’s Palace restaurant in New Orleans Square, with live music, meet and greet characters, and a Tarot card reader (and sellable cards with similar designs from the movie of course)
- Hawaiian Themed restaurant in Adventureland where Moana, Maui, Lilo, and Stitch can meet guests. Some of the profits from this restaurant will be given to different Indigenous Peoples in different parts of the world
- replace Autopia with flying cars (hovering cars moved by like, magnets or something)
- Skippy gets his own “Mystic Manor” dark ride in Tomorrowland and its like, an alien zoo and you chase him through different alien enclosures
-Beastly Kingdom behind Fantasyland
-Jean Lafiette and the original secret paths connecting Haunted Mansion, Pirates, Tom Sawyer, and now Mystic Manor together
can’t believe you forgot about Jean Lafiette 😔 ...
Just going to say Lilo and Stitch are from Hawaii, but Moana and Maui are technically not. They are more likely Tahitian or Tongan
@@kiannalim308 Wondering if maybe a renaming of said restaurant would work? something like 'Ohana Eatery' ? then it covers Tongan/Tahitian (or... wherever they technically wanna say it was from) and Hawaii so the characters can meet there anyways.
emmguy about the autopia ride replacement, Disney tried making a flying attraction, twice, they both didn’t work lol
We need Star Wars
Tiana's Palace is just so overdue atp. Like its not that difficult. I don't understand😭
I can't wait for someone to replicate this in Planet Coaster.
Bright Spark yes and or parkitect
Or even Minecraft!
Thinking the same thing lol
I mite try to do that
emerald 9 elephant I would love that. If you have a twitch or UA-cam and upload the series there I’ll watch, like comment every video
There's just one thing your park is missing. Jean Laffite Land.
JEAN LAFFITE!
offhand disneyland's pirates of the caribbean will center around jean lafitte and not jack sparrow
It's called new Orleans square. I wonder if it will have club 33
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💜
Runaway Raft!
The disneyland would be so over powered lol. It would literally be a mixed of all the parks. And in New Orleans Square I'd add Tiana's Place restaurant and The Snuggly Ducking restaurant from Tangled in Fantasyland. I'd also add a log flume dark ride themed to Princess and the Frog that's similar to Splash Mountain. For the castle I would choose to do Aladdin's castle.
I’m catching up on a bunch of stuff I haven’t watched bc of work now in quarantine and I just found this comment. How’s it feel to be a prophet? PATF Splash mountain,,,, you absolute legend
Amy Watson omggg I forgot about this comment. Call me that’s so raven 😂✨
Oh wow this aged well
holy shit you predicted the future
Are you a time traveler?
I would actually really love that S.E.A. scavenger hunt thing.
S. E. A. is so great and so underutilized. I like the fact that it's kind of like a secret thing right now but people look at me like I'm crazy when I try and talk about it and they're not initiated and I just think it's such a cool concept and I wish it was used more in the Parks
I would totally be ok with this SEA thing as well.
Theres a bit of an SEA adventure at DisneySea. It's super fun and features Leonardo Da Vinci speaking Japanese
My perfect Disney park would incorporate attractions from every park around the world, and if I had to pick a theme to tie it all together it would probably be music, it would be a celebration of Disney’s greatest music, a few examples of attractions that would be in the park are Mickey’s Philharmagic, Slpash Mountain, the country bear jamboree, Seven Dwarves Mine Train, Haunted Mansion, maybe Rock n’ Roller Coaster and other attractions that have classic Disney music in them, I would also add new attractions like dark rides that go through musical numbers of classic movies (like the Lion King, Fantasia, the Jungle Book, etc) I would also add a ride similar to spaceship earth but about the history of music and you would enter through a broadway theater style entrance, and I would also maybe add a music themed roller coaster of some kind. There would also be shows like Mickey and the Magical Map, Fantasmic (a special version with elements of all three Fantasmics), that Guardians of the Galaxy show they have at Epcot, and a theater with the musicals they show on the cruise line maybe they could switch which one’s playing every once in a while. I think I would separate the parks into music styles and put the rides attractions and shows in whatever area it fits into the best
Exactly
i love this. its like the fantasia of disney parks. (and fantasia is amazing)
So your park is all ABOUT the music. Fantasialand. The Most Musical Place on Earth. 50th, the world’s most musical celebration.
If my MOM had to pick a theme to tie her park together it would probably be fashion, it would be a celebration of Disney’s greatest outfits, a few examples of attractions that would be in the park are Frozen Ever After, The Seas with Nemo and Friends, Killamanjaro Safaris, and Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railway. She would also add a ride similar to Spaceship Earth but about the history of fashion. Yeah that’s her Epcot and a chance to give her first park, DisneyPlanet, a second gate.
@@HCSAgirl99 fantastia is NOT on disney(plus)
This literally sounds like pretty much my perfect park too. The mixture of rides from different parks and EVERY DOLE WHIP FLAVOUR. I also really love that version of Tomorrowland too. I wish we could have that in America. Very grateful for your videos! Thank you and have a happy Thanksgiving!
I going to start a kickstarter to make this park a reality
Y E S were so close only two trillion dollars to go let’s do it guys!
Let’s go! What’s the link I’m donating my life savings
Yeah, good luck with that.
Its time for us to live up to our name.... LET GO FUND THIS NEW DISNEYLAND!
Disneyland Paris' Pirates is better than Disneylands. The lady in the auction scene doesn't talk there. It's perfect.
I would have added Tony Baxter's Discovery Bay to the mix too, preferably with the Journey to the center of the Earth ride from Tokyo
that is a nice idea.
@The Reverend Jim Jones That too!
And DisneySea's version of 20K Leagues.
Screw thanksgiving dinner I am booking my trip to offhand Disneyland
ANY DISNEY PARK WITH A SLEEPING BEAUTY DARK RIDE!!!! Ideally the queue would be exploring different places in the castle and possibly include character photo spots for while you are waiting in line!
Imagineers need to step up their game!
(This is a joke. Don't hurt me Iger.)
I won’t
now its bob chapstick you have to worry about
@@intothemagicBob Chapstick 😭😭😭
WHEN THE INTRO MUSIC IS DIFFERENT
Offhand Disneyland sounds pretty perfect for me.
Ah! Ha! Considering that that was the original name of the Channel!
Practically perfect in every way
It rhymes
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6:37 If I may make the suggestion, the boats in this version of Pirates should be timed differently, so that the ride perfectly lines up with the dialogue from the talking skull. If Disneyland's Pirates has a flaw, it's that the timing can be so far off, and you can plunge down halfway through the skull's speech
Two years late here, but what I would like to see is a brand new park from Disney that has entirely original lands and attractions. I’d love to see what kind of park Disney could make today without basing anything on what has been done before. I would also like for no individual land to be based on a specific film or franchise. I prefer lands that are more varied although individual rides could be based on this. Some land ideas are as follows.
Disney Station: The hub for this new park takes the form of a travel station in between worlds. It mixes together the themes of an airport, a sea port, and a train station all with a futuristic flare.
Mythic Mountain: A land based on the myths of Ancient Greece and Europe in general. It would feature Ancient Greek and Roman architecture and would be home to a colosseum show, a Hercules ride, and an underworld walk through.
Dark Land: This land would be based on Disney villains in general and would feature Malificants castle as the center piece.
Cyber City: A big and futuristic city land with a cyberpunk inspiration. Attractions include a big hero six indoor coaster and the world arcade, a giant arcade featuring cutting edge games.
Prehistoric Plateau: A land based on dinosaurs and the ice age. A volcano themed coaster called Molten Mountain would be the centerpiece:
"Not a graphic designer, have mercy" 🤣
"Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison doing what they do best"
AKA Edison stealing Tesla's work and patenting it.
They both had the same opportunities. Edison invented the modern world; Tesla invented...what exactly? Alternating current? A fancy water pump? Ours is an age that derives personal satisfaction from slinging stones at the giants that came before. This meme didn't exist when people were educated.
David Poole do yourself a favor and read up on the Current Wars
I'd like to imagine "what they do best" is just them blabbering and arguing
"Well,Tesla,keep your mouth shut! It's my turn!"
"Yeah? It was my turn to share my ideas and you stole them!"
Basically kinda like a comedy show lmao
6:35 there is one thing to make it even better, Bring back the original auction scene, maybe just keep the redhead as a pirate.
The castle in Shanghai Disney is a walkthrough of snow white.
Came here to say the same!
I hope Disney executives are watching this and taking notes for the UK park
This is great. Love the Western River Expedition in Frontierland.
My ideal Disney park would have incorporated the original mega Indiana Jones complex that had the Railroad, Jungle Cruise, Mine Carts, and the Jeep Ride.
I also would add some technological aspects of Shanghai’s POTC to the Disneyland version and put that in the park as well.
You could probably make a video series on just your ideal park - going land by land in each episode!
Shanghai's pirates is so different it deserves to be its own ride. I like how Offhand said that it should be an exact clone of Disneyland's except NO JACK SPARROW. Strip the ride of any reference to the movie franchise, and then give Shanghai's pirates its own attraction nearby, without the references to the ride (Like the skeletons in the jail near the beginning)
This is really cool! I love the mix of old, new, and reimagined rides. I myself like to fantasize about building about my own theme parks and dreaming of becoming an imagineer someday. It’s nice to hear about other people’s ideas and what they would do different.
Some ideas I would have for my perfect Disneypark is that I would include a DicoveryBay esque area to where either Tomorrowland or Frontierland is. I’ve always liked the idea of steampunk/Victorian sci-fi and I really want to experience that here in the U.S. (assuming this park will be in the U.S.) This area will feature elements from both Discoveryland in Paris and Disneysea in Tokyo. The rides here will be based off of Jules Verne’s novels including a “20,000 leagues” submarine dark ride, a “from the earth to the moon” space mountain, a fly-cycle theatre ride based on “around the world in 80 days”, and an unearthing of an early ride concept for a “journey to the center of the earth” ride: a wild mouse coaster layout with an elevator drop ride element. Also here would be a train station, some live steampunk entertainment, references to S.E.A, and that Tesla/Edison Show you proposed.
Your videos are perfect to play when I’m crying trying to sleep
We have the same New Orleans feels. I like your park, when can I book? Also, I would add a villians land in the back, kinda where Star Wars is right now.
In hindsight if it was a standalone DL, I would put Pandora there
The most painful part is when Offhand says: "OK is just my IMagInAtIOn."
One problem with Indiana Jones and the Temple and the Temple of the Skies, is that the manufacturer who made suspended coasters is now defunct. It could work as an invert or maybe an axis (s and s prototype)
Honestly, just make it the classic ride. Suspended coasters are overrated anyways, and really not the right theming for an Indiana Jones ride
Although I think perfection doesn't actually exist, I'd be glad enough if they brought Tokyo's Disney Seas to Orlando, preferably with the foods, products and services they do there, and let the Japanese remodel all the parks with their perfection pursuing mania.
I think we can make this happen
On land I would add is a land dedicated on Disney Channel cartoons.
Picture a Phineas and Ferb themed thrill rollercoaster. A Ducktales dark ride (Since there are now 2 generations who have grown up with it). A replica of the Mystery Shack as a walk through attraction and gift shop. Ect.
Not to mention all the new costume characters they could introduce. Speaking of which I'd also love to include characters from the post renaissance films which didn't succeed at the time like treasure planet or Atlantis or Anastasia since that's Disney now.
I’d love to see an Encanto ride that’s like Mystic Manor
I think for me a perfect Disneyland includes my favourite rides, so I’d like Mystic Manor from Hong Kong. From Shanghai I want Pirates of Caribbean Sunken Treasure, Tron and also one attraction I am unsure about the name - challenge trails (the one where you wear a harness and climb/explore different paths). And then I remember as a child to go to America’s parks and the Indiana Jones ride from Disneyland. I love that one. Haunted Mansion is also a must in any Disneypark, so put in one (or two) of that is good too. And then sprinkle the Disneypark with classic rides and a wonderful castle (Shanghai’s castle is good so I want that one) :D And of course a extra good fast pass just for me!
Finally a 2-day park!! Looks awesome
I just came back from Disneyland 5 days ago and listening to Walt talk about it makes me tear up and want to to again.
You had me hooked at different flavors of Dole Whip.
Fantastic blend of the best and almost was (Western River Expedition). Especially with Adventure and Tomorrow land updates.
Where’s the Jean Lafitte attraction?!
It replaces Tom Sawyer Island and is called Lafitte Cove or Island or something like that.
Where’s the Jean Lafitte land???
There's a People Mover?
Conciser myself an investor! When do we break ground!
Did you expect there wouldn't be one?
writerpatrick dude it was a joke ofc he knew there would
I've been working on my own Disney park (since the early '90s actually) and I am happy to report that it DOES include a People Mover because, as you pointed out, it just wouldn't be a Disney park without it! I love seeing the imagined kingdoms of the fans because in many cases they're better then the 'official' Imagineers' versions. I guess that's one of the perks of having no space restrictions, company politics or budget limitations! Just pure, perfect imagination. Great video!
I’m thankful for Offhands videos 😁
While I'm obviously biased, I think themeing wise EuroDisney still has the most consistent theming.
So I'll probably base mine on it and expand it with things not currently present at EuroDisney like the Little Mermaid ride from Magic Kingdom or the Beauty and the Beast ride from Tokyo.
Phantom Manor would be expanded to include the graveyard scene from Haunted Mansion before the Canyon scene. Otherwise it would remain absolutely untouched as it's almost the perfect Haunted Mansion anyway :P
I would, however, make some changes to the current layout of EuroDisney.
Peter Pan's Flight would leave Fantasyland and be placed next to Captain Hook's pirate ship in Adventureland, in a new and much expanded form ('cause, seriously, 70minutes of waiting times on average is just inadmissible). A Lion King dark ride would also open there.
In Fantasyland, there would be a new Hunchback of Notre Dame dark ride and in Adventureland a new Pocahontas boat ride.
Discoveryland would be officially turned into Star Wars land since, you know, it's already pretty much that, and expanded without the need to build a superfluos Galaxy's Edge. That would also allow Hyperspace mountain to remain unchanged as it's already the best version of the ride (according to Americans. I wouldn't know).
Buzz Lightyear's ride would be moved to the Studios which is where the rest of the Toy Story stuff is and where ANY Pixar stuff would be put (and Pixar here also includes 3D animations from Disney like Moana and Frozen. EuroDisney remains a 2D animation focused park).
Any and ALL references to live action remakes would be completely erased from the parks (which is the best we can do since we can't erase those dumb remakes from existence).
This channel is probably my favorite one due to the creativity of the topics and video itself. Offhand Disney, you’re the man for this one.
LES GO THIS NOTIFICATION MADE ME STOP THE THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE
People still watch that thing? 😆
My various dream Disney parks actually include a lot of what you mentioned, and I like your idea of a bare-bones tomorrowland, easily able to be updated without leveling stuff.
Dude i'd love to hear you talk through a re-imagined Haunted Mansion! It's my favourite ride and there is so much technology now that could make a new mansion phenomenal
As someone who used to work at Prince Charming’s Regal Carrousel, I loved the “Ride this classic attraction” 😂🤣😂 nice work keeping that
My perfect castle park:
MAIN STREET USA
- theme park history museum w animatronics and dioramas
- plaza and Casey’s would remain
- tony’s would become carousel of progress
THE HUB
- become fantasia gardens at Shanghai
- more whimsical
- water features
- maybe some flat rides
ADVENTURELAND
- jungle cruise (SEA ties) +updated show scenes
- mystic manor
- tiki room
- fire mountain
- SEA restaurant like skipper canteen but more extreme SEA references
- tropical hideaway bc dole whips
- SEA scavenger hunt (i love this idea of yours)
PIRATE MINI LAND off to the side of adventureland
- pirates of the caribbean
- pirates show
- ship wreck walkthrough
FRONTIERLAND
- phantom manor
- big thunder mountain
- western river expedition boat ride
- riverboat
- native american village walkthrough (learn more about thunderbird) ++ dioramas like efteling
- saloon quick service
- big table service with live actors +animatronics
- CRITTER COUNTRY
- splash mountain
- country bear jamboree
- 7D mine train type coaster/ hagrids type coaster but with forest animal animatronics
FANTASYLAND(more like fantasy springs & new fantasyland)
- tangled boat ride
- snuggly duckling
- better Ariel dark ride
- these two^^ rides are right when you get out of the castle
neverland mini land
- glowing pandora like mini land
- peter pan flight of passage style simulator
Arendelle mini land
- frozen sled coaster (north mountain +marsh mellow)
- frozen dark ride
- frozen restaurant inside Elsa ice palace meet and greet
BatB miniland
- beauty and the beast dark ride in its own castle
- be our guest
- Maurice cottage meet and greet
- gaston’s tavern
in corner by where storybook is
- villains roller coaster
- villains pub w animatronics
inside castle
- Cinderella castle princess dining
- sleeping beauty/snow white walkthrough under castle
TOMORROWLAND
- Tron
- space mountain
- Spaceship earth with the time travel aspect focused on more
- horizons
- peoplemover with added show scenes and real queue for when the park is crowded that makes you feel like you are waiting for futuristic public transit
- monorail
- atro orbiter
- Space 2020
gardens of imagination not fantasia gardens sorry
My Perfect Disney Parks
Main Street
Hall Of Pressident
History Of Walt Disney Museum
The Hub
More Greenery (Because Global Warmimg Still Happening Till This Day)
Middle Of The Hub Will Be Walt Disney And Mickey Mouse Statue With Plauge Say " We Cannot Forget One Thing , That It was All Started By A Mouse" .
Fantasyland
Alice In Wonderland Castle
Matterhorn Height Will Increase
Sleeping Beauty Carousel
Petet Pan Flight Will Be Unchanged But The Entrace Will Be Thru Big Ben , And When You go inside the big ben , you will saw the machine of the clock .
Snow White Dark Ride With Silly And Horror Scene
Tangled Boat Ride With The Entrace Is Rapunzel Tower
Fantasia Dark Ride
Alice In Wonderland Ride With Some Additional Scene ( When Alice Wake Up)
It's A Small World With More Elegant , Childlike Innocence Background .
Beauty And The Beast Dark Ride (Actually I Wamt This To Be Omnimover)
Mr.Toad Wild Ride Will Not Have Any Change
Winnie The Pooh Ride
Dumbo The Flying Elephant Ride
Storybook Canals Boat
Casey Jr Train
Skyway Station To Tommorowland .
Mad Tea Party .
That It For Now .
Liberty Square (with a spooky twist)
Haunted Mansion With The Ghost Of Jean Lafitte Holding A Candlelabra In The Endless Hallway , Upgraded Set , And Advanced Technology ( The Styled Will Be More Like Winchester Mansion Rather Than The Disneyland Version)
Museum Of The Weird (I Mean I Like The Idea )
Phantom Manor (More Scary Phantom Animatronic And A Scary Bride)
Mystic Manor (Unchanged)
Frontierland
Big Thunder Mountain But Longer
Thunder Mesa ( Where You Try To Escaoe The Curse Of Big Thunder Mountain And It Will Be A Roller Coaster But So Many Backward Turn)
Mind Train Thru Nature Wonderland
Adventureland
Jungle Cruise With Longer Temple Scene
Indiana Jones Ride But MORE EXTREME
Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room And At The End You will saw walt disney photo in a wooden wall with a tiki styled frame
Tomorrowland
Submarine Voyage
Tron Ride
Autopia
People Mover
Horizon
Journey Into Imagination
Futurama
Spaceship Earth
Rocket Jets
Astro Orbiter
Journey To Saturn (My Catch Of Mission To Mars)
Mission To Mars
Space Mountain
Monorail Station
Sub Unit Of Tommorowland
Science Land
Carousel Of Progress
Adventure Thru Inner Space
Planet Observery
Chemical Museum
And honestly I really Want pixarland to be in my disneyland but i will figured it out
P.S = Pirate Of Carribean Will Be located Adventureland
Pixar Land
Toy Story Ride Where You Were try to escape
The villain (except gabby gabby (she will be a cameo)) .
A Bug's Life
A Ride And A Restaurant Where You Can Eat A Bug .
Incredicoaster
Unchange
Finding Nemo And Dory Aquarium
Up
A Dark Ride Where You Will Follow Carl In His Adventure
Cars
Racing Car Ride
Inside Out
A Ferris Wheel Where You Will Sit In a Memory Ball
A Good Dinasour Dark Ride
Coco Dark Ride
Upcoming In 2020
Onward Dark Ride
Soul Dark Ride (The Most Amazing Ride In Pixar Land)
offhand disney: disneyland’s pirate’s of the caribbean can’t be improved any more
disneyland paris’ pirates of the caribbean: am i a joke to you?
this is amazing i love this. and i wish you a happy thanksgiving (if you celebrate that) to anyone who reads this. have an amazing day you disney fans!
“Not a graphic designer”
Also made the castle look like it’s part of the map legitimately
You make some really strong points for more walk-thru attractions! Having just seen Frozen 2, I have a (hopefully non-spoiler-y) suggestion: give me that enchanted forest and Ahtohallan walk-thru. It would be beautiful and with the right special/practical effects, mildly haunting.
I like your park. Thank you for bringing back and updating Adventure thru Innerspace!
My first thought about the perfect Disney park would be just to bring back the People Mover to Disneyland, and you are done.
The more I thought about it though, I have a few more modifications to Disneyland (Anaheim) to 'plus' it into perfection.
1. Adventureland - I love the idea of the interactivity you proposed in your video. I would add the elements of Society of Explorers and Adventurers like you suggested, without necessarily creating any new rides. Maybe a restaurant, and some kind of SEA headquarters.
2. Interactive personalized rewards - this is a great plus to add, and use this concept throughout the park.
3. Autopia - Tesla, YES. Electric cars, no rail, and no collisions. The Elon Musk connection doesn't end there, as he also has another company that would be perfect to use for an upgrade. I'll get to that soon.
4. Tomorrowland, Part 1 - There are a few things that could be done in Tomorrowland that would really spiff it up. First, the return of the People Mover. It should go without saying, but we need the People Mover back. I like the revised Inner Space attraction. Toss that in there too.
5. Tomorrowland, Part 2 - Star Wars. Do we need a Star Wars ride in Tomorrowland when Galaxy's Edge is also in the park? Some may find this redundant and unnecessary, but I see it as an opportunity to make one of the most immersive experiences Disney has ever had. This is where Elon Musk comes in. One of his other companies is The Boring Company. Using the services of TBC, Star Tours could be modified so that when you entered the Space Port, you leave, have your adventure in space and then 'land' in a Space Port in Batuu. When in Batuu, you could catch a return flight later back to Tomorrowland, with a different experience during your flight. All while your ride vehicle, or part of it, is silently being whisked away in a tunnel deep under the park. I would pay extra to do this.
Thoughts?
My ideas for rides for my park would be as follows. Of course would have the classics rides, but these would be new attractions along with it.
Mystic Cruise: A new take on the Jungle Cruise were inside of real animals, you encounter animatronics of magical creatures from across the world such as Dragons, Unicorns, Trolls and even Thunderbirds
Heroes Under Siege: a darkride similar to the Transformers ride (yes I know that's from universal) were you join the TV heroes from Gravity Falls, Star vs, Kim Possible, Owl House and Ducktales on the day they are going to be inducted into what is called the Hall of Heroism, a place were heroes a recognized for their bravery and also acts as vault for great mystical items. However, a band of villains lead by Maleficent arrive to steal the hat of Yen Seid. Now, your caught in the crossfire as the heroes try to fight off the villains while you join Dipper and Mabel in protecting the hat from the villains. The finally would feature a massive Dragon Maleficent animatronic breathing fire at you.
Mickey's Wet and Wild Adventure: A Splash Mountain type ride were instead of the story of Brer Rabbit, it's a new story about Mickey, Donald and Goofy going on a camping trip and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong.
Frozen: Fire and Ice: A darkride/wateride that tells a new story with the Frozen characters were the dragon of nordic myth, Fafnir, has come to destroy Adrendale, leading to a clash between Elsa and the Dragon. the ride layout would be set as a wateride were your caught in the middle of Fafnir and Elsa's battle throughout via both animatronics and screens.
Escape From Maleficent: a darkride/roller coaster were in the story you join a group of thieving trolls who want to steal the treasure from Maleficent's castle, but you get caught and now have to escape from both her and her minions. This ride would be like a little toned down version of Revenge of The Mummy at Universal.
Zero's Holiday Hi-jinks: A Mystic Manor type dark ride were you follow Zero has he finds himself traveling through Christmas town and all the other Holiday Worlds after being separated from Jack during a nasty prank by Lock, Shock and Barrel.
Night on Bald Mountain: A darkride/roller coaster based off of Night on Bald Mouuntain featuring animatronics of demons and ghosts and a massive one of Chernaborg him.
Gravity Falls: Hotel of Horrors: A drop tower ride that would be this park's Tower of Terror, where instead of the Twilight Zone, it's themed after Gravity Falls. In this ride's story, Stan has bought a rundown hotel and plans to refurbish it and make a profit off the tourists who come to Gravity Falls. However, Stan ignored the warning's about the place being haunted he, his family and you, will pay the price for trespassing.
I want literally all of this to be real...
I think you just shook Chapek and Iger. Offhand Disneyland is awesome. The best park
There is also a walkthrough version of Storybook Land Canal Boat in HK Disneyland, called Fairy Tale Forest. If I am able to build my own Disney park, I would add more scenes in the little mermaid ride, such as the shipwreck, Ursula becoming gigantic and Ariel crashing the wedding. Also, special video!👍
Happy Thanksgiving Offhand Disney!
Okay... all of this is GOLD. I was not expecting to agree with everything you said. But. I love it all!!
You smashed it, such a great vision. Only been to Disney land and California adventure once when I was a kid and it was awesome. But your ideas would be even better
AWESOME idea for a video bud! what Disney fan hasn't either thought of this very thing? I know that I have doodled and sketched down at least 5 or 6 of my ideal Disneylands in my time. its a fun and creative thing to do. oh the possibilities. also, im soo happy I met and hung out with you at WDW this week! safe travels back home, and I cant wait to hit the parks together again!
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Walt Disney said it himself that Disney Land will never be perfect. What makes it so magical, along with all other parks is that it is always evolving
coming back 3 years later and this still hits
I ADORE Epcot. It incorporates all the things I enjoy. I can stare at a manatee for an hour. I can visit a mini version of a bunch of different countries in a single day. I can snack around the world too. I can see a concert from a Top 40 artist. I can browse a number of shops with all different kinds of merchandise. All around a big beautiful lake. I can't wait for the major overhaul the park is getting and I hope it's going to really upgrade the experience. I know that Epcot isn't perfect, but I can never look back on a day I spent there and say I didn't have an amazing time. Also there needs to be a Tiana's place restaurant in New Orleans Square in Offhand Disneyland.
I wanna go.
- I also do agree a Tiana's Restaurant would go well in New Orleans Square. That movie is so underrated it's criminal.
- A flying coaster themed around The Rocketeer.
- I'd somehow include the Rock N Rollercoaster and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror. My two favourite rides in the world and still popular.
- I'd have special area themed to the Disney Renaissance. Some attractions, shows and maybe a restaurant from The Little Mermaid, inside Eric's Castle where you can see the chef and Sebastian in the kitchen and get a Dinglehopper to keep as a souvenir. Maybe one of the shows would be a version of Beauty & The Beast Live from Disney's Hollywood Studios.
- I'd also add a cinema-type attraction that shows the classic live action movies such as Escape to Witch Mountain and The Incredible Journey so older guests can enjoy nostalgia and younger ones get a taste of the past.
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Add a 101 Dalmatians riding Curella De-vils Car, also I would Love to see Brave as a Ride, The Lion King, Tangled, Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Rides, Frozen Added as well as we can still have Pirates of The Caribbean, The Haunted Mansion, Winnie The Pooh, Snow White, Alice and Wonderland, Peter Pan, Mr Toad, Splash Mountain, Toy Story, Everything
was i the only moron who jumped when he put in the thunder soundbite? Well played Offhand well played. As an individual that cant get spooked easily I appreciate the surprise
I mean...you uh...you used EPCOT entrance music so I am immediately on board because DAMN THAT MUSIC MAKES ME SAY YES TO ANYTHING
YOU ASK ME TO SELL MY SOUL TO YOU WHILE PLAYING THIS MUISC AND first off I have an IOU with your name on it, Disney took mine...and also YES
Many Disney Parks’ fans (including myself) have their own versions of the classic Magic Kingdom created by Walt (first as Disneyland)! I love to see some other ideas! And boy, New Orleans Square is my favorite “land” of all, too! Although I’m an East Coast guy, Disneyland will always have a special place in my heart. 💫And, by the way, we have lots of same ideas for our “kingdons”, man! 😂✌️
My perfect dianeyland park would be a very huge one! It will consist of out door and indoor rides and attractions (or both) and everything will be the same from Walt Disney world (Disneyland Florida) expected for some rides will not be present in the park. But I will have newer and better ones that all would enjoy. There will be plenty of restaurants both outdoor and indoor, food/ snack vendors for quick eat up, fast food restaurants ( for more Express and quicker way to eat), restaurants with NO reservations needed it. And souvenir vendors that will sell anything to both the locals and tourists. Yes there will be a fast pass lanes on every ride. There will be a main street that will be more real and a huge tribute to walt himself. And bigger gift shops so anyone can get what they like. There will be a few indoor and out door rollercoasters. A few dark rides and two walk thru attractions. And a two story Disney museum with all the history, nostalgia, and knowledge artifacts that have been collected to be seen in person. And a " park land" where is an open park area for taking breaks, hanging out, relaxing and to eat and smoke. And I borrowed one area from Disneyland is the new Orleans square. Witch will be much bigger than the one in Disneyland. Also it will have live music and a this themed area will have alot of references to princess and the frog. Most new rides will be for that movie. And a new themes area that sea themed and it will be based on the little mermaid and finding Nemo movies. There will be a space mountain but better it will have more lighting effects. And a two more open spaces that will be a much bigger downtown disney witch it will be both and outdoor and indoor shopping experience. And it will include restaurants that are Disney themed. Along with real store and restaurant brands we all know. And other open area that will be either a outdoor or indoor music venue, golf course, open target shooting area or a drive - in theater. And yes my perfect disney park will include a much bigger hotel it will also include a casino within. A bigger car parking spaces. And as the last area in my park will include a villains theme area homage to all the Disney's most flavored baddies. If not then it will be turned into the descendants land. A themes area in the park where it's all descendants related. And inconclusion my perfect Disneyland will take up more lands and space to build it. No joke it will!!!
Also I'm so sorry that it took my this long to tell and shear what my own disney parl would look like. Also my park will have a few nick names too.
Such as: Disney @ auradon, descendantsland, Evie's Disneyland. Again this ALL OF THIS came from my imagination.
There are little bits of SEA in SDL. They are mostly hidden in the ropes course queue, maybe some in the river ride queue.
Love this perfect Disney Park idea. As a suggestion, would love if The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh would be something similar to Pooh's Hunny Hunt in Tokyo Disneyland. The thing that would make this ride different would be that it is a water ride. Similar to the concept art that was made for the Winnie the Pooh ride at Disneyland Paris and Disneyland. For the ride, I would be adding the rain scene after you exit the heffalumps and woozles scene. The first thing you will see on your left is Pooh on the tree with his 10 honey pots. He will say "I must rescue my supper." There will be 2 animatronic Poohs for this part. 1 will fall down the tree with the honey pot stuck on his head. He fall down halfway before he his hidden behind the leaves of the branches of the tree. The second animatronic would rise from the ground. A water splash effect (perhaps splashing the guests) will hide the animatronic rising from the ground. Pooh will then float with you for the rest of the scene. On your left will be Piglets house. The window will open to reveal a Piglet animatronic on a chair. Out will come a bottle with a letter. Inside his bedroom, you can see his furniture floating about. Piglet would say "Oh d-d-dear!" Also on your left before you make a sharp right turn, you will see Eeyore on top of Owl's house saying "First the wind, and now this." Soon after, Owl will fly above you hooting out "Christopher! We've found them!" On your right, an animatronic Christopher Robin (detailed like the Beauty and the Beast animatronics used for Tokyo Disney), will call out "Look! There's Pooh, and Piglet!" Tigger, Rabbit, Kanga and Roo will be by Christopher on an umbrella. The final splashdown will be next, so Piglet would say "A very big waterfall!" Here your picture is taken. You will then be in the hero party scene. Everyone but Pooh will be there. Here's why. Above the lift hill will be a honey tree with Pooh's bottom wiggling about. As you ascend to the unloading station, you will be in a room full of honey. (It smells like honey in here too.) Guests can turn around to see Pooh happily eating his honey. What are your thoughts on this? Any suggestions as well?
A Couple of adds i would make.
1- Mix Adventure Land with Beastly Kingdom. The S.E.A adventures will be there to explore new exotic creatures.
2- In Adventure Land, add a Lion King Dark Ride and a Moana Water ride (I think about this one as a mix between Splash Mountain and Grizzly River Run)
3- Add Journey Into Imagination, the original one, at Fantasyland. The exterior will be obviously different to fit with the land (i think of a little scale version of Gardens of Imagination at Shanghai).
4- Add a Robin Hood dark ride at Fantasyland.
5- Improve Mickey's Toontown. I think that land has a lot of potential. This land will be the same as in Disneyland, with the same rides but it will be feature Mickey's Philharmagic, Mickey and Minnes Runaway Railway and a dark ride about Oswald, the Lucky rabbit.
6- Add a Big Hero 6 ride or roller coaster at Tomorrowland.
7- A Mary Poppins attraction at Main Street.
I love the S.E.A medallion idea, that's definitely up Disney's alley.
Mr Toad always belonged in Liberty Square along w a true Sleepy Hollow attraction, so I say merge the theming of N.O. square & Liberty Square to a new Historic Square and put Mr. Toad up behind the Haunted Mansion, add a Sleepy Hollow/Headless Horseman attraction similar to Splash Mountain.
Add back the tie-in themes between lands/attractions.
And as much as a hate to say it, use the Hightower version of Tower of Terror bc I think the story arc continuation is important.
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Also bring back Wishes. Ok thanks ♡
I was with you all the way until I realized there was no TOM SAWYER ISLAND! Not only do we need this, but you gotta have a AAA darkride there, maybe with the riders helping Tom, Huck, and Becky evade Injun Joe. Also, bring back Missile/Rocket/Flight to the Moon/Mission to Mars with more convincing technology as opposed to the true simulator that is Mission Space. Also a restoration of Space Station X-1 as a restaurant, maybe. Ready to start saving up for my Offhandland Annual Pass.
My perfect Disney park is your perfect Disney park. You are brilliant. There are so many parts in your vid that I was thinking also.
This is really good!
Mine would be more of a thrill park. Save the pre-existing Disney parks for the kids; this one is more geared towards teens, older kids, and adults. It has some dark rides, yeah, like maybe a grimmer version of Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion, but also the thrill rides, like Rock 'n Roller Coaster, Space Mountain, Expedition Everest, Matterhorn Bobsleds, Big Thunder, Radiator Springs Racer, Flight of Passage, and so on. Heavy on the simulators and roller coasters.
Nearly perfect. Now if, Offhand-Land, adds the carousel of progress under the castle as rotating hub-subway I'm sold lol.
This is the kind of content that I subscribed for. Well done, keep up the great work!
You’re calling it offhand Disneyland?
I’m having flashbacks
I think a Nightmare Before Christmas dark ride would definitely go in Fantasyland. It’s so popular and loved throughout Disney parks, it needs it’s own ride.
I love your Tomorrowand!!
If it doesn't already exist, someone needs to make a virtual version of this so we can put on the goggles and go!!
I think the perfect park would be a mix of original ideas and attractions, lots of E ticket and interactive experiences, plenty of immersive Disney property lands and attractions, as well as the all of the adventurer society interactions and references!!!
Well done, Dallin. So many great ideas!!! The only thing I'd add (other than some sort of Jean Laffite tavern) would be something having to do with Mickey Mouse. Not a Toontown duplicate, Runaway Railway or Philharmagic, necessarily, but I don't feel like you really gave the Fab 5 any representation at all.
I want to go to Offhand Disneyland!!!! Yes to the People-mover. Some thoughts... I love Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean and never want to see it replaced but Shanghai Disneyland’s Pirates is a truly spectacular experience that Offhand Disneyland has to add somehow... Also, Edison was a vicious and vindictive competitor of Tesla with opposing philosophies. Can’t really combine them into one experience. Maybe just Nikola since his work seems to be the future of powering our world...
I agree with you but Jean la Fete should be a meet and greet character and be in the SEA and Tomorrowland should be themed to be in the original EPCOT.
When i went to HKD i was excited to ride the haunted mansion ( didn’t dig to much in the rides before i went) when i seen there’s no HM but a mystic manor, i didn’t understand where this fit in with Disney, till i came home and did some research and found you videos on “SEA” , i understood then ,but mystic manor was maybe the best ride I’ve been on at Disney
I love your idea and layout concept. The one thing I would add would be the 20 thousand leagues ride. I bet you could even tie that in to S.E.A.
This video is so fun, I’ve always imagined what a Disney park would be with all the best attractions from all around the world
I think a thing that would be so awesome to add to this would be a Tiana's Palace restaurant in New Orleans Square. I always thought it would be neat if the restaurant could be made into a ship very similar to the Mark Twain that would float along the river as you ate, and was modeled after her restaurant at the end of the movie! Maybe it could replace the Mark Twain? But I also wouldn't want to take out the regular ship, preventing people from being able to just ride along the rivers without having to pay for food or something.
I would only add that above New Orleans Square and Fantasy Land you have a lot of empty space. Of course that's potentially there to expand in for the future, of course, but the only thing I'd add to your Offhand Disney Park would be some kind of Toontown that's more fully developed, where you have not just Roger Rabbit characters and original Disney cartoon characters as their main "land", but you have a salute to a lot of old 1930s - 1950s Disney cartoons. And if you want to want to make it extremely distinct from Disneyland's Toontown or Disney World's Toontown Fair you could tie in DuckTales and perhaps call the land Duckburg. While overall the theme would be a kind of 90s Disney Afternoon theme now that I think on it more intertwined as well. I imagine what would be a big feature of the ride would be Scrooge McDuck's Vault Ride, a roller coaster purporting to take you deep into Scrooge McDuck's vault into unseen underground portions as part of a tour that goes horribly wrong when the Beagle gang tries infiltrating the tour as an excuse to break in and steal McDuck's treasure. The big feature of the ride being a drop down into what looks like a pile of gold, which is just a clever illusion.
Then there could be a Steamboat Willie cruise which can take you to Tom Sawyer Island from a dock on the far edge of Duckburg. Perhaps near Tom Sawyer Island there'd be a Jr. Woodchuck's Campground Playground for especially younger kids. Part of that playground including an interactive tree house featuring Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers theming. Mickey's House, Minnie's House, Goofy's House (this could have Goof Troop connections), Donald's House and such would all be here as walk-through attractions as well as character meet and greet spots, as would Rodger Rabbit's dark ride. I also imagine a Darkwing Duck dark ride as well, and perhaps a hanging outdoor roller coaster with theme based off of Tailspin--a roller coaster which promises at first to be a tour over the skies of Duckburg.
And of course there'd be a Villains' Cabaret down near the docks where one can eat but also be entertained by Disney Villains performing their villain songs or other skits or acts at scheduled certain hours of the day. Specifically there could be a "red trolley car" line which can divide Duckburg in two between a "good" side of the tracks and a "villain" side of the tracks. The cuisine at the Villains' Cabaret would be different depending upon the villains performing that day with perhaps making it seem that it's a villain potluck where each Villain brought along a dish that's part of the menu. I could see the official host of the cabaret being Jessica Rabbit, and the main "story" of the day is Jessica Rabbit's cabaret is taken over each day by a bunch of villains and at the end of the day Jessica Rabbit along with the help of her husband Roger and his friends get the Cabaret back into her hands. The signage would say Jessica Rabbit's Cabaret with Jessica Rabbit crossed out in red and the word Villains' written above. I imagine it being a kind of immersive Dinner Theatre experience and a huge draw with a lot of return draw as different villains are there each day and the menu changes along with them. It would also serve as a Villain meet and greet location.
I could see the Darkwing Duck dark ride serving as a transition point between the good and villain side of the tracks for Duckburg. Meanwhile up in the "good" side of town you have perhaps Daisy's Country Kitchen as a restaurant which serves a more homestyle country cuisine and an opportunity to see some of the classic Disney characters. I could also see some attraction Gummi Bears themed could serve as a transition point between Duckburg and Fantasyland.
Thus, with the spitballing finished, you'd likely have two sections of Duckburg: Duckburg proper, which would feature a square where all the cartoon characters' houses would be centered around with Scrooge McDuck's vault ride being the main attraction, and Pete's Pier, which is the "shady" side of Duckburg that has the Villains' Cabaret as the main attraction. Something else on the Pete's Pier side could be a gift shop where people could purchase their favorite villains' merchandise. The train station would connect to the "good" side of the tracks. The Pier which is another way to get to Tom Sawyer Island being another way to enter the land, albeit indirectly via Tom Sawyer Island and New Orleans Square.
The perfect Disney park exists already... Disney Sea 😉
My fav
i love these ride choices, more than my own i have done in drawings of my dream disney park
Absolutely amazing video dude. As a fanboy I to am always coming up with my own theme park idea. Mostly a “Knott’s Ghost Town Park” But I’ve tackled a Disney park to. I have it located in Texas and features a lot of classic, canceled, and original attractions. Including their own Mystery Shack and a personal favorite, a Legend of Sleepy Hollow dark ride. Oh yes, I have ideas 😁
I’m very curious why you included the US version of the Winnie-the-Pooh rides instead of Tokyo’s Pooh’s Hunny Hunt.
Great video! Having recently been to Shanghai Disney though, I have two remarks: there is a Snow White walk trough attraction in the castle there (so a walktrough dark ride Snow White based attraction does exist). Also at Shanghai Disneyland´s Camp Discovery there are several references to the S.E.A. :)
Plot twist: this entire video is “previously on offhand disney”
so whats your favorite part about new orleans square?
offhand disney: *FOOD*