Hey All. Will you bother with Netflix’s Atlas? And if you have what did you think? And remember to do the “Like”, “Subscribe” and “Bell” thing so you don’t miss a video. Cheers Legends!
If there's one thing it taught me, it was to stop struggling and get the neural link implant. Honestly, the whole thing seemed to be one giant piece of corporate propaganda. I love technology but it's incredibly obvious that corporations are shoving it upon us for malevolent reasons, and it is NOT a good thing that Microsoft is pushing it onto every PC, and Google et al are replacing searches with AI hallucinations. In Australia, the banks are all using the same AI to vet accounts. For some reason my account keeps getting frozen, and I can't get any human to investigate because the banks all trust that the AI would never do anything wrong. I can't change banks to avoid it because as far as the CSRs can tell, every bank available uses exactly the same AI to judge whether someone is worthy. I am hated by a mindless financial machine. This is not the cyberpunk I was looking for.
Sup RobotHead? I actually didn't mind it for some dumbass sci-fi escapism (6/10) but ya had some very valid points eg Aliens rip-offs. At least as an obnoxious albino I finally have my representation quota validated... 😄 Mark Strong as the General got it over the line for me, great actor. 👍
What movie was that clip of, where the chic is being turned into a robot? I swear I've seen it, growing up back in the 80's, but I can't place it. 4:33 Ok, i figured it out and now I feel dumb. Superman 3 lol
Funny how the AI script basically rips the plot from an XCOM2 DLC. Lily Shen, years after losing her dad, finds an AI he created that sees her as a rival sibling, and also needs her to finish his evil plan. They need to code the AI to make the blatant theft less obvious.
@@longtsun8286 i have no clue why these movie and game developers think that albino and black ppl with those white spots r a race of ppl that need representation. their medical conditions! am i to assume that in the future when making my character for a game i could choose aids or cancer patients as my character?!
What got to me (amongst three other pages of...), was that she's in a mech with dying batteries, yet neither of them think to get spares from the dead comrades they pass along in their journey of syncing cycles.
@@Film_Sushi Its South Park. Cartman winds Kyle up by pretending his hand is J Lopez. Fits it with a dress an wig etc. He gets all of the town to believe and fall for it except Kyle. Then just went it cant get any more ridiculous and funny, Ben Afflek turns up looking for her, and falls for it as well. Before getting married to Cartmans hand....South Park is just priceless.
@@Film_Sushi You are welcome. Its a pretty funny episode. Mind you, most of them are. The thing with it is, it highlights Jennifer Lopez and Affleks Love / Hate relationship and nonsense. And this episode was made a long time ago now. They are starting to remind me of Richard Burton and Liz Taylor, just without the talent....
Some things are too stupid even for AI. Like a computer wouldn't allow something as redundant as "The International Coalition of nations" as opposed to a coalition between nations that somehow wasn't international?
@@Treblaine I feel like an AI would at the very least make the AI in the story smart and quite a lot more powerful : D Personally I feel like that's the worst outlier because most culture puts (Sci-fi) AI as a A super-powerful "Hivemind" organism such as the AI of skynet from terminator
My wife has seen four of those movies. She will literally watch anything and she is such a positive person she will never say anything sucks. She will just say it was ok. That’s how I know to steer clear
The young “Atlas” was no more than 10 years old but “28 years later” (in her late thirties) we somehow see her portrayed by a middle aged 55 year old woman. Ahh.. the advantages of “JLo” having her own production company and Netflix feeling confident about spending their cash ,after their decisive victory in the short lived streaming wars.
Jesus fuck that’s way more than I needed to see. The scene of her walking as a flying mech in the background just glides around people, INCHES from their faces with no one flinching looks ridiculous. Guess OSHA doesn’t exist in the future.
lmao i was thining the same thing! wisps around the garage like a harry potter sprite or something... not a 50 ton metal machine. itd be like if an f-18 hornet was just buzzing around the room... like a hornet.
Normally you don't even get This much quality out of J-Lo. Maybe putting her in a Mech Suit was some kind of next level metaphor for her Robotical Acting Skills
This garbage would've been hated no matter when it came out. Prime example of a bit of dialog from the trailer. When everything is safe and perfect, and we can order a coffee. "If you want this mission to succeed, you need me on it. When shyt hits the fan. "What do I do!!" And they expect us to not see how garbage the writing is and not call it out.
at 45 minutes into the movie i realized that JLOs acting in this film was the same note. She was angry, upset, astonished, incredulous in every interaction she was in - not subtlety whatsoever.
This is an authentic performance... for a spoiled 12 year old. But she's 54 years old and she's acting with less maturity than in the movie Out Of Sight from over a quarter century ago. She has not improved as an actor over time in the one way you'd expect. The young actor who played her younger self acted with more maturity and self-control.
JayLo has officially reached Semi Hot Older Cat Lady status… That older Cat Lady at the office that you look at and think “I bet she was a Looker twenty years ago”… and that you wind up in bed with after the Company Christmas Party. Where you got so hammered the Company got you a room in the same Hotel in which the Christmas Party was held so you wouldn’t try to drive home Drunk… and most of the Office Staff delivered the two of you to your Room so Y’all could Get Busy… And then ALL the Post Party Fallout… Don’t Fish Off The Company Pier Kids…
X-Men Days of Future Past (the comics, not the film) Future is wrecked because the Sentinels realized, their orders to hunt mutants were flawed, since mutants are humans. So, they took over to protect humanity from humanity. And yes, it predated Terminator.
When will someone point out that (surely) there was a producer who looked at the script and said, "You know what would be cool? Let's swap their names!" And a writer freaked out that the reference to Atlas the Titan (fall) won't land anymore? Well, maybe in a Pitch Meeting. 😆
We are an entire squad of hyper badass, fully trained, fully prepped, heavily armored Rang(BOOOM) all dead. Watched... or mostly watched... this last night. Seems it was so riveting I fell asleep right after she is captured. Just for completeness, and the laughs, I need to go back and see her joyous reunion with Harlan. Ahh yes, an emotionally damaged woman who won't let anyone in, even the mech suit that has repeatedly saved her from death. Although, maybe it is the concussion she seemed to just shake off when her suit hit the ground at mach 2. Or when her mech rolled down a 2 mile hill, hitting rocks all the way, and she seemed unfazed by. Other mechs, take a few hits, dead. Her mech, impervious to weapons, or fall damage, or 400 feet of rock sitting on it. Good thing they had an extra made of Impervium.
I love how they went to a planet light years away in like a snap of a finger. The closest star system is 4 light years away, they travelled probably a lot more than that in what I would assume like 3months max(thought it was portrayed like it happened overnight). To put that into perspective, they travelled 16x faster than light(using the 3 months number i pulled out of my ass) OR they travelled 1,488x faster than light(using the 1 day number). Jesus Christ, if they could travel that fast they could’ve just sent an object that fast and it would’ve destroyed the entire planet with ease. But of course they would need A 28 YEAR OLD OUTDATED CPU. In those 28 years, they managed to travel thousands of times faster than light. Im sure that a 28 year old cpu is would be useless. 28 years ago we didn’t even have iphones! Damn this was weird movie. Edit: apparently the andromeda galaxy is 2.5million light years away and they travelled that in exactly 1 flashback. So now the number is bumped up to 912.5 MILLION TIMES the speed of light (40 light years a second). They hold technology to travel the whole universe and beyond but of course they need to retrieve a 28 year old cpu.
Don't think just because I got a lotta money, I won't give you taco-flavored kisses, honey! Fulfill all your WEESHES with my taco-flavored KEESES! Taco, taco... burrito, burrito...taco, taco!
OMG! The title says it all. I was trying to put my finger on with the root of my displeasure with this film was and Bam. You nailed it. Would’ve been great in 1985.
I have a tremendous amount of respect for you. You actually watched this film in its entirety. I might have made it 15 minutes before giving up. It was God awful.
Netflix: Accept the raising subscription costs or we cancel your account! Me: Ok, go ahead... Netflix: What?! Wait, you'll miss out on great movies like... like... nevermind
Eh, if the AI is designed to be operated by and bound to a single physical core (like the Domain of Man wisely did) then it makes sense that the AI villain couldn't just jump to a new server.
2:50 Thats actually a GREAT POINT. When I watch reaction channels its crazy how many movies from the 80's and 90's young people not only have not seen, but have no idea they existed. I bet you could release The Godfather with the exact same script with Timothee Chalomet as Michael and they would think it was a great new movie. Maybe the Godfather is too famous ( MAYBE) but I bet you could do 48 hours and they wouldnt know.
28 years seems pretty reasonable if that AI is stored on a single CPUs Cache. Skynet started out as a proper server farm with dedicated storage. I'm actually impressed it managed to do it in 28 years.
Overall: I like it. Yes the villain's reasons is pretty much generic and overused. The one thing I really like about this movie is the relationship between Atlas and Smith, it reminds me of the game Titanfall 2 with Cooper and BT (Robot) and i like that game. ALOT. Yes the Movie has it's flaws but I found myself enjoying it nonetheless, crazy as that sounds.
There is no disguising this voice. Glad to hear it on all fronts of the cultural war. Yes, libhivmin and your audiobook readings give me tons of pleasure, Richard the 4th. Greetimgs from Poland👍✌️🏆💥
I like to think about this on a slightly deeper, more conspiratorial level. The powers that be are testing to see how far they can push us with regards to believability. They're showing us their plans for everything in the future through the entertainment industry. This movie, and many other modern ones, have actually been written by an artificial intelligence. They're offering us the karmic contract. "Do you want this?" And if we don't actively object (i.e. when we watch it and pay attention to it), we're tacitly accepting the contract, so they've done no wrong when they pull the AI veil further over our eyes in every aspect of our existence. Look around you. You money is virtual. Your entertainment is virtual. Your relationships and friendships are virtual. Your job is virtual. Your exercise is virtual. Your medical care is virtual. Your home is becoming increasingly virtual. Your car is AI-driven. Your food is manufactured by robots using synthetic ingredients. It's already happened. And it's happened because we accepted it on every level by never rejecting it.
Eventually there won't be anything real there at all. The holy place within each one of us will become a place of desolation. We'll be interacting with nothingness. We'll be entertained by nothingness. Entire movies will be auto-generated. Entire newscasts will be auto-generated. Over the course of our lives we've been conditioned to make emotional and intellectual investment in art, drama, music and journalism. But when art, drama, music and journalism no longer involve any human element, what will become of our emotional and intellectual investment in it? The investment becomes worthless. Spiritual bankruptcy. 1 Corinthians 3:16 (KJV) 16 Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you? Matthew 24:15-18 (KJV) 15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:) 16 Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains: 17 Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house: 18 Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes.
When I see the first trailer of this film I immediately thought that the concept of this mechs was rubbish, I didn't think I was that right. Physicaly moving legs and arms works in Pacific Rim because they are piloting 100 meters tall mechs with synchronised movements. Here we have a mix between Pacific Rim and Titanfall mechs concepts and I hate the result 😅
Honestly once I got past the fact that we’re gonna be dealing with an emotionally unstable woman for the entire film, I actually enjoyed quite a bit of this movie. Thought the action sequences were pretty cool, and the world building was awesome.
Hey All. Will you bother with Netflix’s Atlas? And if you have what did you think? And remember to do the “Like”, “Subscribe” and “Bell” thing so you don’t miss a video. Cheers Legends!
If there's one thing it taught me, it was to stop struggling and get the neural link implant. Honestly, the whole thing seemed to be one giant piece of corporate propaganda. I love technology but it's incredibly obvious that corporations are shoving it upon us for malevolent reasons, and it is NOT a good thing that Microsoft is pushing it onto every PC, and Google et al are replacing searches with AI hallucinations.
In Australia, the banks are all using the same AI to vet accounts. For some reason my account keeps getting frozen, and I can't get any human to investigate because the banks all trust that the AI would never do anything wrong. I can't change banks to avoid it because as far as the CSRs can tell, every bank available uses exactly the same AI to judge whether someone is worthy.
I am hated by a mindless financial machine. This is not the cyberpunk I was looking for.
Sup RobotHead?
I actually didn't mind it for some dumbass sci-fi escapism (6/10) but ya had some very valid points eg Aliens rip-offs. At least as an obnoxious albino I finally have my representation quota validated... 😄
Mark Strong as the General got it over the line for me, great actor. 👍
why you drink Jack? Please tell me you and crit drinker seem to love that shit
What movie was that clip of, where the chic is being turned into a robot? I swear I've seen it, growing up back in the 80's, but I can't place it. 4:33
Ok, i figured it out and now I feel dumb. Superman 3 lol
Not going to bother with Atlas. If I wanted to suffer that much brain damage, I'd bash my head off the table for a bit.
The best AI on this whole thing was the one who "wrote" the script for this movie.
I bet you used more of your brain to make this comment, than the filmmakers did for the entire movie!
Funny how the AI script basically rips the plot from an XCOM2 DLC. Lily Shen, years after losing her dad, finds an AI he created that sees her as a rival sibling, and also needs her to finish his evil plan.
They need to code the AI to make the blatant theft less obvious.
No one will sue for plagiarism because Atlas won't make enough money for it to be worth it.
@@longtsun8286 i have no clue why these movie and game developers think that albino and black ppl with those white spots r a race of ppl that need representation. their medical conditions! am i to assume that in the future when making my character for a game i could choose aids or cancer patients as my character?!
Fact that people in this thread call it "AI" reveals that people know nothing about "AI".
The "ICN" is a redundant acronym, a coalition of nations are international by definition.
THANK YOU!
Then unintentionally the movie did a good job showing how incompetent bureaucracy is.
Well, the rough draft version was Coalition Of Nations, CON, but they felt that was a little too on the nose.
I'm just mad they missed the opportunity for the acronym ICON😂
@@christianclark347 That reminds me of Zoe Quinn's scam, Crash Override Network... I mean, it was _right there_ and so many people missed it somehow.
Can you believe she's never had a single acting lesson.
My wife SAID THE SAME THING then went on to explain that any other actress would have been better in this movie.
nahh but Jennifer Lopez did a couple of great roles, she has good talent...this was just a bad movie for her. Let's just forget it lol.
Yes i can belive she never has. Enough Said.
She did good in Selina and that’s it
@@lajeandom I liked The Cell but I think that was because of Kingpin.
What got to me (amongst three other pages of...), was that she's in a mech with dying batteries, yet neither of them think to get spares from the dead comrades they pass along in their journey of syncing cycles.
Good point 👍
Oh no the dog tags were more important 😂
"taco flavored kisses"🤣 Ah, the good ole days....
I´ve no idea what it means? :)
@@Film_Sushi Its South Park. Cartman winds Kyle up by pretending his hand is J Lopez. Fits it with a dress an wig etc. He gets all of the town to believe and fall for it except Kyle. Then just went it cant get any more ridiculous and funny, Ben Afflek turns up looking for her, and falls for it as well. Before getting married to Cartmans hand....South Park is just priceless.
@@Film_Sushi I guess the flavor would depend on if it is literal or euphemistic.
Or if it was a prawn one the the flavor would be about the same.
@@Simon-xc5oy aha, ok. :)
@@Film_Sushi You are welcome. Its a pretty funny episode. Mind you, most of them are. The thing with it is, it highlights Jennifer Lopez and Affleks Love / Hate relationship and nonsense. And this episode was made a long time ago now. They are starting to remind me of Richard Burton and Liz Taylor, just without the talent....
For a movie about Ai it certainly sounds and looks like it was written by one
I think that's offensive to modern AI, they would at the very least try to make it believable
I think you are underestimating the crappiness of DEI writers.
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Some things are too stupid even for AI. Like a computer wouldn't allow something as redundant as "The International Coalition of nations" as opposed to a coalition between nations that somehow wasn't international?
@@Treblaine I feel like an AI would at the very least make the AI in the story smart and quite a lot more powerful : D
Personally I feel like that's the worst outlier because most culture puts (Sci-fi) AI as a A super-powerful "Hivemind" organism such as the AI of skynet from terminator
I like how all of J-Ho's lines are done in a breathy whisper, like she's trying hard to not wake up her "room mate"
I really, really want to know how many people DID NOT finish Atlas, Rebel Moon, Damsel, Heart of Stone...
More than 1 minute and it counts as a viewing of the entire film. That's not even enough time to get past the studio logos!
I scared that you know about these movies, actually.
My wife has seen four of those movies. She will literally watch anything and she is such a positive person she will never say anything sucks. She will just say it was ok. That’s how I know to steer clear
Titanfall called it wants its mech back
it looks more like rift breakers mech
I literally laughed out loud when I saw her running inside the mech to make it run.
Lol, done much better by Robot Jox in the late 80's
That was my favourite part.
I want to have that on a loop to watch it again and again hahahaha
they needed the advanced tech of the NES nintendo controller so badly.
She needed her time at the gym, amiright?
@@ZacLowing I mean... that booty ain't gonna maintain itself... 🤣
I CANT BELIEVE THEY DID THIS TO TITANFALL. J-LO why u gotta go n do that
For Dinero
The movie was, "woman complains about everything"
Art imitating life!? 😂
So it's every movie. K
…but she got schooled by her mech. That’s the only reason I like the movie. The plot holes were just too much, I had to shut my brain to enjoy it.
Whoa I've never seen that before, thanks for the spoiler.
So it was non fiction then?
The young “Atlas” was no more than 10 years old
but “28 years later” (in her late thirties) we somehow see her portrayed by a middle aged 55 year old woman.
Ahh.. the advantages of “JLo” having her own production company
and Netflix feeling confident about spending their cash ,after their decisive victory in the short lived streaming wars.
They meant 82 years later.🤣
They had such a huge head start too. This is like if Steam face-planted trying to compete with Fortnite.
Strangely, JLo SOUNDS like a 10 year old when she isn't whispering.
55 is middle aged??? Just a tad beyond I think!
yep the OSCE station playbook
I love that you showed a scene from Just One Of The Guys. Great 80’s movie.
Jesus fuck that’s way more than I needed to see. The scene of her walking as a flying mech in the background just glides around people, INCHES from their faces with no one flinching looks ridiculous. Guess OSHA doesn’t exist in the future.
Yeah that was a bit silly
lmao i was thining the same thing! wisps around the garage like a harry potter sprite or something... not a 50 ton metal machine. itd be like if an f-18 hornet was just buzzing around the room... like a hornet.
Oh, and the one spinning impossibly fast and making schwing sounds from it's blades in the back
Normally you don't even get This much quality out of J-Lo.
Maybe putting her in a Mech Suit was some kind of next level metaphor for her Robotical Acting Skills
J-Lo in a sci-fi action movie? Honestly, who thought this would be a good idea?
The Cell was legit good
She played some sort of covert sniper in 1 recent movie. 🤔
That's who that is!? Bloody hell I didn't even recognize her >.
Not sure who was more desperate, her, or the producers.
@@volodymyrbilyk555ah someone else who knows their sci-fi
"It's like they're married" - I spat my coffee...
Considering movies from the 80s are miles better than the slop made nowadays, this sounds like a good thing
This garbage would've been hated no matter when it came out. Prime example of a bit of dialog from the trailer.
When everything is safe and perfect, and we can order a coffee.
"If you want this mission to succeed, you need me on it.
When shyt hits the fan.
"What do I do!!"
And they expect us to not see how garbage the writing is and not call it out.
*All balls itch it's a fact.* Confirmed.
at 45 minutes into the movie i realized that JLOs acting in this film was the same note. She was angry, upset, astonished, incredulous in every interaction she was in - not subtlety whatsoever.
This is an authentic performance... for a spoiled 12 year old.
But she's 54 years old and she's acting with less maturity than in the movie Out Of Sight from over a quarter century ago. She has not improved as an actor over time in the one way you'd expect.
The young actor who played her younger self acted with more maturity and self-control.
"Killing humanity to save humanity" has already been done to death by the left. Pun intended.
Just 1.5 BILLION abhor shunz... officially... probably closer to 3 unofficially. And they only started counting in the 70s. Empowerment!!!
Imagine thinking a 28yo Celeron CPU is the pinnacle of technology that must be retrieved.
1000s of retro tech channels shake their sub-buttons in anger! ;)
Lmao
Shit,even 10 year old Xeons are crap now.
Nothing beats the Intel Pentium II. Nothing!
I recently revamped my old Acorn Archimedes. 25MHz of raw ARM3 power!
JayLo has officially reached Semi Hot Older Cat Lady status…
That older Cat Lady at the office that you look at and think “I bet she was a Looker twenty years ago”… and that you wind up in bed with after the Company Christmas Party. Where you got so hammered the Company got you a room in the same Hotel in which the Christmas Party was held so you wouldn’t try to drive home Drunk… and most of the Office Staff delivered the two of you to your Room so Y’all could Get Busy…
And then ALL the Post Party Fallout…
Don’t Fish Off The Company Pier Kids…
This happened to you 100% lol
That exact thing happened to me.... Sorry, I mean my roommate too.
What an oddly specific thing to say.
Boy, you have some Howard Wolowitz levels of desperation, lol - if you consider JLo semi hot. :)
Could happen to anybody
probably why I liked it , love 80's films
So do I, but not THIS one
I guess you could say, "I saw _Atlas_ and shrugged."
_(...Boo! Oh brother, this guy STINKS!)_
the best joke, thank you!
Hahaha. That was more entertaining than the movie
The simple fact that this is the very first time I've heard about that movie ? Show? Thing, says long about how hard Neflix has fallen.
"Disasterpiece" I'm gonna have to steal that.
Oh Jenny... you've come a long way since that night you got rid of Diddy's gun.
I guess, she got tired of his sex parties, drunk beatings.😂
Ohnoyoudin
"Allegedly"
It was way more entertaining Sci-fi than anything Star Wars has made in the last 5 years.
It still wasn’t 😂 it’s all trash
I think I could have gone my entire life, not knowing this movie existed!
"... For i am already saved, because the machine is immortal..." 😂
The flesh is weak
@@BIGBOSS-bu1jtBut deeds endure.
X-Men Days of Future Past (the comics, not the film)
Future is wrecked because the Sentinels realized, their orders to hunt mutants were flawed, since mutants are humans. So, they took over to protect humanity from humanity.
And yes, it predated Terminator.
As someone who watched movies in 1985, it would not have been great then. I would argue that 90% of movies from ~1990 are better than anything today.
Thank you, once again, Robot Head for taking one for the team.
Jennifer Lopez starring as J-Lo is my biggest problem in this movie.
Not to mention that she can shed a tear with all of the constipated scenes of turmoil she TRIED to emote 🙄 You know, during 90% of the movie.
0:25 - LOL, the moment I saw that head, I turned it off...
The mech looks just like the one from Titanfall! That is the only reason I want to watch this.
The movie sucks bro.
This is literally the first time I’ve even heard of this movie.
Me too, cancelled NF 2 years ago. never looked back.
The Riftbreaker team better be getting royalties for this.
thank me someone else recognised this
When will someone point out that (surely) there was a producer who looked at the script and said, "You know what would be cool? Let's swap their names!" And a writer freaked out that the reference to Atlas the Titan (fall) won't land anymore?
Well, maybe in a Pitch Meeting. 😆
Good science fiction is rare.
Edge of Tomorrow.
*good science fiction is rare nowadays
Yeah, look at Rebel Moon for example. LOL!
We are an entire squad of hyper badass, fully trained, fully prepped, heavily armored Rang(BOOOM) all dead.
Watched... or mostly watched... this last night. Seems it was so riveting I fell asleep right after she is captured.
Just for completeness, and the laughs, I need to go back and see her joyous reunion with Harlan.
Ahh yes, an emotionally damaged woman who won't let anyone in, even the mech suit that has repeatedly saved her from death.
Although, maybe it is the concussion she seemed to just shake off when her suit hit the ground at mach 2.
Or when her mech rolled down a 2 mile hill, hitting rocks all the way, and she seemed unfazed by.
Other mechs, take a few hits, dead. Her mech, impervious to weapons, or fall damage, or 400 feet of rock sitting on it.
Good thing they had an extra made of Impervium.
I love how they went to a planet light years away in like a snap of a finger. The closest star system is 4 light years away, they travelled probably a lot more than that in what I would assume like 3months max(thought it was portrayed like it happened overnight). To put that into perspective, they travelled 16x faster than light(using the 3 months number i pulled out of my ass) OR they travelled 1,488x faster than light(using the 1 day number). Jesus Christ, if they could travel that fast they could’ve just sent an object that fast and it would’ve destroyed the entire planet with ease. But of course they would need A 28 YEAR OLD OUTDATED CPU. In those 28 years, they managed to travel thousands of times faster than light. Im sure that a 28 year old cpu is would be useless. 28 years ago we didn’t even have iphones! Damn this was weird movie.
Edit: apparently the andromeda galaxy is 2.5million light years away and they travelled that in exactly 1 flashback. So now the number is bumped up to 912.5 MILLION TIMES the speed of light (40 light years a second). They hold technology to travel the whole universe and beyond but of course they need to retrieve a 28 year old cpu.
You're the first UA-cam reviewer I've seen (yet) who has caught how much plagiarism Atlas committed. Bravo!
I'm kinda wondering if there is a way to have a coalition of nations that ISN'T international.
Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department!
02:44 Jennifer Lopez doing her best Disney Chipmunk impersonation
Finally, a review that included a "Taco Flavored Kisses' reference!
Don't think just because I got a lotta money, I won't give you taco-flavored kisses, honey! Fulfill all your WEESHES with my taco-flavored KEESES! Taco, taco... burrito, burrito...taco, taco!
I had actually pressed play on this the other night but got side tracked as it began and didn't come back to it. Looks like I dodged a bullet there 😂
Are we sure that this wasnt suppose to be on the SyFy channel?
Robot Jox 4.
OMG! The title says it all. I was trying to put my finger on with the root of my displeasure with this film was and Bam. You nailed it. Would’ve been great in 1985.
this movie would have been epic if Affleck voiced the AI in her mec suit 😂😂😂
And this is why I don't have a Netflix account.
Watched it last week, was a miserable experience. My luck was that i had someone to keep myself entertained in other ways.
Your boy friend?
I was gonna ask why you didnt change the channel, but I get it now😉
@@makeitsonumberone1358 something like that, but sadly it was a girl 😔
At least Mystery Science Theater 3000 has more material
1985 is MUCH better than "now" anyway.
Honestly I’ll take this any day over rebel moon
lol the opening of your video was great
AI's write now?
Ai's write now...
I have a tremendous amount of respect for you. You actually watched this film in its entirety. I might have made it 15 minutes before giving up. It was God awful.
Netflix: Accept the raising subscription costs or we cancel your account!
Me: Ok, go ahead...
Netflix: What?! Wait, you'll miss out on great movies like... like... nevermind
Corpos are so pissed we still have other options, they are itching to take them away.
Am I watching the Critical Drinker 😂
(in the voice of Jeremy Clarkson) It's his Australian cousin!
Your forgot to mention that the "writers" don't understand space travelling either. They arrived on a planet in another galaxy in less than 24 hours.
Eh, if the AI is designed to be operated by and bound to a single physical core (like the Domain of Man wisely did) then it makes sense that the AI villain couldn't just jump to a new server.
the writers should have read some neal asher novels best AI ever.
You don’t once get the idea that the terminator is skynet 😂
The last time jlo screamed for 2 hours straight jeeter was still banging out home runs
I was toasted and thought it was okay. Haha.
Now I want to watch Aliens. Sweet. Thanks!
Those sleep masks actually look pretty legit 😂
2:50 Thats actually a GREAT POINT. When I watch reaction channels its crazy how many movies from the 80's and 90's young people not only have not seen, but have no idea they existed. I bet you could release The Godfather with the exact same script with Timothee Chalomet as Michael and they would think it was a great new movie. Maybe the Godfather is too famous ( MAYBE) but I bet you could do 48 hours and they wouldnt know.
"...speaks my language." lol down under
28 years seems pretty reasonable if that AI is stored on a single CPUs Cache. Skynet started out as a proper server farm with dedicated storage. I'm actually impressed it managed to do it in 28 years.
Overall: I like it.
Yes the villain's reasons is pretty much generic and overused. The one thing I really like about this movie is the relationship between Atlas and Smith, it reminds me of the game Titanfall 2 with Cooper and BT (Robot) and i like that game. ALOT.
Yes the Movie has it's flaws but I found myself enjoying it nonetheless, crazy as that sounds.
"I want Aliens!"
Netflix: No no, you have "Aliens" at home...
prop department was so cheap they used plugs from RC cars to connect the "cpu"
Exactly! It would have been right up there with that in iconic 1988 sci fi flick Killer Klowns From Outer Space
To be fair, all the 1985 movies I can think of are ten times better than 2024's dross. Maybe I will check this out.
I loved Cloud Atlas
let some air in...move things around. hahaha
To me, the saddest thing is that when asked to create a film about AI, this was all AI bothered to come up with.
A "He's My Girl" callback!?!? This automatically gets a like 😂😂😂
Omg!!! I thought the pro noun line from the mech robot was your voice over!!!. It’s actually in the movie 😳😳😳😳😳
There is no disguising this voice. Glad to hear it on all fronts of the cultural war. Yes, libhivmin and your audiobook readings give me tons of pleasure, Richard the 4th. Greetimgs from Poland👍✌️🏆💥
I like to think about this on a slightly deeper, more conspiratorial level.
The powers that be are testing to see how far they can push us with regards to believability. They're showing us their plans for everything in the future through the entertainment industry.
This movie, and many other modern ones, have actually been written by an artificial intelligence. They're offering us the karmic contract. "Do you want this?" And if we don't actively object (i.e. when we watch it and pay attention to it), we're tacitly accepting the contract, so they've done no wrong when they pull the AI veil further over our eyes in every aspect of our existence.
Look around you. You money is virtual. Your entertainment is virtual. Your relationships and friendships are virtual. Your job is virtual. Your exercise is virtual. Your medical care is virtual. Your home is becoming increasingly virtual. Your car is AI-driven. Your food is manufactured by robots using synthetic ingredients.
It's already happened. And it's happened because we accepted it on every level by never rejecting it.
Eventually there won't be anything real there at all. The holy place within each one of us will become a place of desolation. We'll be interacting with nothingness. We'll be entertained by nothingness. Entire movies will be auto-generated. Entire newscasts will be auto-generated. Over the course of our lives we've been conditioned to make emotional and intellectual investment in art, drama, music and journalism. But when art, drama, music and journalism no longer involve any human element, what will become of our emotional and intellectual investment in it? The investment becomes worthless. Spiritual bankruptcy.
1 Corinthians 3:16 (KJV)
16 Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?
Matthew 24:15-18 (KJV)
15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)
16 Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains:
17 Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house:
18 Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes.
Mr Plinkett to Ben Afleck: What's wrong with your faaaace!
I thought the second half of the movie was better than the first. That's when I fell asleep
When I see the first trailer of this film I immediately thought that the concept of this mechs was rubbish, I didn't think I was that right. Physicaly moving legs and arms works in Pacific Rim because they are piloting 100 meters tall mechs with synchronised movements. Here we have a mix between Pacific Rim and Titanfall mechs concepts and I hate the result 😅
You are still my favorite robot head, Master Head.
Honestly once I got past the fact that we’re gonna be dealing with an emotionally unstable woman for the entire film, I actually enjoyed quite a bit of this movie. Thought the action sequences were pretty cool, and the world building was awesome.
I miss the days when Sci-Fi was written by people who actually knew something about the technologies they wrote about.
Thanks. I know now that there is no way I will watch this film.
Well. That intro took a turn
one of the few channels i prefer watching at normal speed...
Just one of the guys clips brings back memories
I wasn't ready for that opening.
Just one of the guys! Nice reference 😀