11:23 this is my mother when she saw a little kid come home from school make her bed make dinner and clean the bathroom and said "You should be like her!" 😢
2:00 your DNA does NOT go into the criminal database when you do 23 and me or any other ancestry service…. Please don’t believe everything you hear online, I beg of you 😂
Specifically, the “criminal dna database” is called CODIS. Ancestry DNA does NOT get entered into that database. That database is allowed to be used when matching unidentified crime scene DNA to a known criminal, or to prove that a suspect committed a specific crime. When people are arrested their DNA automatically goes into that database so they can potentially be ID’d later. On the other hand, ancestry DNA is ONLY allowed to be used in crime solving when there is a specific warrant for it, and is currently only used in cold cases, specifically murder cases only (so far.) When a murder becomes a cold case and there is a good DNA sample, law enforcement can contract with a company (e.g. the most popular one, Parabon Nanolabs) and have a technician analyze genetic genealogy information to see if they can build a family tree for the DNA sample they have from the crime. This has occasionally helped to find a murderer that has gotten away with their crimes for many years if not decades. It is 99.99999999999% likely that law enforcement will never see or use your DNA if you use a service like 23 and me. ALSO, which makes her video even stupider, when you sign up for a service like 23 and me, you can completely OPT OUT of adding your DNA to the companies’ shared ancestry database (which is called GEDmatch btw.) So you can absolutely control whether anyone can EVER use your DNA. So her point is completely moot anyway
I'm not talking about the kid, I'm talking about the adult who said something about it being in there 20 minutes because he couldn't figure out the problem was lack of water.@@Aesos3429
19:26 i hate when people be disrespectful to fast food workers, literally makes me wanna wish the worst for those type of people and i wish the worst that woman
One time I was babysitting this white couple’s kids and the older brother kept hurting his younger sister. I literally had to pick him up and move him away from his sister
dude people for real be too damned worried about how much their cat or dog eats. man just let em eat man. get control over your own life. Dont worry about what the little guys want. If they wanna get fat fuck it. Sure if you are feeding them like pure fat and they are like a ball thats different. But i feed my dogs part of what i eat and they ALWAYS have food and water available. The only fat ones are my kitty and like this old ass dog i have.
If he has drawing supplies I'm pretty sure he has paper. Nobody's bringing down his artistic side. Y'all are a little too ready to frame anything you don't like as abuse. Setting boundaries isn't abuse, and claiming it is takes away from actual abused children.
It's hilarious how the dad ways tryna save the son from future embarrassment so that the son wasn't made fun of by his friends when he ate his bananas cause I've seen that happen wayyy to many times
Then teach him to stand up for himself instead of hiding who he is lmao my dad tried to do that with checking my nails but I wear nail polish either way like ...
2:50 that’s his dad?! They look like brothers!! The dad is aging WELL!!!!!
I feel bad for that kid at 45:36 he seemed so proud of it and was like "tanks😊" and then went to "😟"
Timestamp takes you to a sister and brother fighting
“I want your business card” girl why tf would us minimum wage workers have a dang business card, bffr
fr thoo.. wtf is her donald trump ass hair too..😭😭😭😭😭😭
imagine being paid 10-15 dollars an hour and getting a business card
i feel bad for the little kid who drew on the floor, cabinets, etc. that was some amazing artwork!
He was so happy to see the toilet happy 😭♥️
Time stamp: 21:39
Right like the toilet was happy bro 💔
At least they were all happy faces and not something horrible! Lol!
@@KiwiKatastrophe😂
10:28 this is the Easy Bake Oven of our generation, no cap 😂😂😂
Why was the girl at 8:45 actually MOANING bro🤨
FRRRR
Frrrrrrr💀
😭😭 because the air is literally getting forced out of her. That happened to me whenever I tried to talk or exhale
Sounded like this was a vid on a _different_ site, bro
At least he already knows how she'll sound
8:47
Deaf people:😕
Blind people:💀
"Bro my car is so complicated, like what does this do? *hamburger* "
9:14 as a book collector I felt my fucking heart drop. And screamed so loud at this.
What does being gay have to do with books?🤨
Sorry wrong time stamp lol
0:45 it does tho and it feels good
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
@@joshachu8743 LMAO FR THO 😂😂
31:31 Joshua is the fucking riddler and I am HERE for it
Bruh if your hiking and your wearing shoes just use your sock as an emergency pad.
If you don't wear socks....well.....damn.
26:40
I've been getting used to curling 40lbs and that was me a few months ago but don't give up on your dreams
48:50 girl you WORK at subway 😭 I have social anxiety leave me alone!
No one is happy? You sure? That toilet had a wide smile
8:22 SHE WAS SO SCARED
After everything’s served 1:02:16 - “We need to pray” 🤣
At 43:44 I was laughing so hard when she said “are forehead hair sisters?”😂😂😂😭😭😭
11:23 this is my mother when she saw a little kid come home from school make her bed make dinner and clean the bathroom and said "You should be like her!" 😢
32:36 that man really loves his little doggy.
2:00 your DNA does NOT go into the criminal database when you do 23 and me or any other ancestry service…. Please don’t believe everything you hear online, I beg of you 😂
Specifically, the “criminal dna database” is called CODIS. Ancestry DNA does NOT get entered into that database. That database is allowed to be used when matching unidentified crime scene DNA to a known criminal, or to prove that a suspect committed a specific crime. When people are arrested their DNA automatically goes into that database so they can potentially be ID’d later.
On the other hand, ancestry DNA is ONLY allowed to be used in crime solving when there is a specific warrant for it, and is currently only used in cold cases, specifically murder cases only (so far.) When a murder becomes a cold case and there is a good DNA sample, law enforcement can contract with a company (e.g. the most popular one, Parabon Nanolabs) and have a technician analyze genetic genealogy information to see if they can build a family tree for the DNA sample they have from the crime. This has occasionally helped to find a murderer that has gotten away with their crimes for many years if not decades. It is 99.99999999999% likely that law enforcement will never see or use your DNA if you use a service like 23 and me.
ALSO, which makes her video even stupider, when you sign up for a service like 23 and me, you can completely OPT OUT of adding your DNA to the companies’ shared ancestry database (which is called GEDmatch btw.) So you can absolutely control whether anyone can EVER use your DNA. So her point is completely moot anyway
They DO say that they will release with with a warrant (and they have before), but yeah, that's about it.
Exactly, it can be accessed but it’s not readily accessible in a criminal database search
It's in the database if you commit a crime
Im drunk eating chicken nuggets from the air fryer 😂
is gud tho
they on point 😂
24:17 this is what happens when you forget to add water. It would only take 2 minutes for this result. Rocket science is hard
Damn chill down she’s just a kid, they do dumb shite sometimes it happens 😂
I'm not talking about the kid, I'm talking about the adult who said something about it being in there 20 minutes because he couldn't figure out the problem was lack of water.@@Aesos3429
To that girl that said men don’t know how farts roll but man that same shit happens but instead it just jiggles our balls around
29:40 yo what! 😂 Why did he laugh? that kids a sociopath 😂
the dinner near the end was badass, i bet those kids had so much fun
50:18 my man zach in the background🧍🧍
girl spittin "facts" cuz all men know some them farts come out the front.
19:26 i hate when people be disrespectful to fast food workers, literally makes me wanna wish the worst for those type of people and i wish the worst that woman
8:14 in
Yelled giraffe 😭
Those period underwear really do work, slept the entire night in them, no mess. They're really comfy too!
I hope internet cuts off world wild just to see the chaos.
5:04 SO CALM WHAT
25:33 I need a friend like her
yay new relattik vid
8:37 bro she was MOANING
Is nobody gonna talk about 0:51... 💀
14:52 can someone get me the link for that cabinet hardware? That stuff is STURDY.
Bro the kid man :( it was like “😮😊” into “😮😅😢” MPMAN AWEEEEEE
6:32- DOSE SHE NOW HOW TO WORK A COMPUTER??? and i love u
9:11 awe
5:23 she looks like my aunt if my aunt wasn't always mad about everything
BEST NIGHT EVAAAA
16:27 THIS IS O FUCKIN RELATABLE WHYYY I BE CRYING ON MY ROOM SINCE I MY BIRTHDAY IS SO LONGGGGGG
I have a sister who turned 17 on new years eve last year so I'm sure she'll relate to that tiktok.
13:44 I need to find part 1
Some of these were funny but some were out right mean and cruel and were not funny at all.
Yo Scott need to send me work videos too
I thought I was the only one 😭😭😭
that shiii burn! like hahahhaha
at 50:40 that kid is gonna have a indented forehead in the future
"Don't judge a book by it's color" 💀
42:55
My cousin’s dog lost his eye like that. Another dog did that to him as a puppy and his eye just got pulled out iirc
I put my dads urn in my car’s front seat when I went to pick up my friend at college.
That block of cheese guy is so handsome. I want to look like him.
Remember to boycott starbucks ❤
def lost some sanity watching this
13:27 i swear when they do that it makes me so annoyed
the toilet is happy
8:38 CLOSE YOURE EYES AND HERE
Pink purse: your car got bashed because you left your purse in it. Had nothing to do with the type of car. That's your fault...DUH
I just realized I'm not the demographic, bye
One time I was babysitting this white couple’s kids and the older brother kept hurting his younger sister. I literally had to pick him up and move him away from his sister
5:27 ur mom looks 53 to me😭😭
IM ABOUT TO DIE
MY THING DOSE THIS AUTO PAUSE WHENEVER IT WANTS AND AT 38:35 IT PAUSED CLICK IT AND LOOK AT IT 😭😭😭😂😂😂
19:43 they did that on purpose so they could get like the Karen behind the counter
The Toilet is Happy 😃
2:02 elk if you look around your porch it’s very wet be thankful
2:58 did she really just stab herself and now she’s all chipper like that 💀
49:03 yeah thats my reaction to most of thoes tik toks
45:43
What is this a KFC for ants?!
8:18 would have really funny with a fart noise
0:08 this scared me...
10:38 that lunch box is 80ish FUCKING DOLLARS WHAT
Pls don't feed your dog chicken wings, guys. It's actually really risky because of the bones, it could make your dog really sick or worse. ☹️
Ending got pretty boring tbh
i only made it like 4min in and 90% of these just made me sad
8:36 9:07 14:15
23:45 she's a snack!!!!!
1:03 men also have that
20:51 Fanum tax 😂
0:05 Where can I find one of those drinks??
8:59 can confirm i went to katy isd
9:57 FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
dude people for real be too damned worried about how much their cat or dog eats. man just let em eat man. get control over your own life. Dont worry about what the little guys want. If they wanna get fat fuck it. Sure if you are feeding them like pure fat and they are like a ball thats different. But i feed my dogs part of what i eat and they ALWAYS have food and water available. The only fat ones are my kitty and like this old ass dog i have.
37:43 oh to have a relationship like this…but gay.
27:26 bro look like nikado avacado
42:04 same
Can someone explain 12:10 to me :o
Same 😂
Same
yes please some explain
Girl at 6:00 is training to yell at right wingers and the manager.
38:56 I need to find that😂😂
21:55 maybe give him a fucking drawing book to draw on and that wouldn't happen. Don't bring down his artistic side.
If he has drawing supplies I'm pretty sure he has paper. Nobody's bringing down his artistic side. Y'all are a little too ready to frame anything you don't like as abuse. Setting boundaries isn't abuse, and claiming it is takes away from actual abused children.
Racist - a dayuuummm race car driver 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:36 me @ my sister
i don’t remember posting this
1:28 i prob meant this
8:45 blind people: 🤨
Deaf people: 😊
Non disabled people: 😨
1:01:27 BORAT??
Am i the only one confused as hell to whats going on at 47:00 ???
0:25 really shut her mouth
@37:33 what's the @ if anyone knows?
It's hilarious how the dad ways tryna save the son from future embarrassment so that the son wasn't made fun of by his friends when he ate his bananas cause I've seen that happen wayyy to many times
Then teach him to stand up for himself instead of hiding who he is lmao my dad tried to do that with checking my nails but I wear nail polish either way like ...
Or better yet, teach these crotch goblins to stop harassing people and calling everything they don't like zesty. 🙄
6:51 funny