South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Jared from Subway Boss Battle/Fight Music Theme
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- Music/Song from South Park: The Fractured But Whole full Jared from the Subway boss battle/combat/fight extended version theme (recorded in the game).
Artist/Composer: Jamie Dunlap
Song name: Jared from Subway (Jared Fogle) Boss Battle/Fight Music Theme
Made/Released: October 17, 2017
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“You look like you need to eat.”
MICROAGGRESSION!
*HIT HIM*
HIT HIM
I don't get it.
thebutterbiscut inc. You look like you need to eat > that means you look hungry > that means you havent eaten > that means you cant afford food > that means you are poor > that means you are in the bottom of the society > that means Jared is calling you "poor" > that means "MICROAGRESSION HIT HIM"
:| :) hit HIMM
aide: "Mr Fogle we handle this kids for you!" Jared: "I think i now how to handle a kid, thank you"
My favorite line
FettKlops Jared still looking good
Aide: “Will you please stop molesting my client?”
Jared: “Yeah, molesting is my job!”
Aide: “This is all going exactly according to my PR plan”
Aide: hey you think its easy being Mr Fogles PR team
I used to work at a Subway, and during the Jared controversy we werent allowed talk about him at work. But man, once we closed for the day we would talk mad shit about him.
*"He's still lookin' good, eatin some subway sandwiches, His name is Jared and he still lookin' good."*
Hey kids, you want some candy
Oh fuck it’s Jared!
You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to watch this.
I Just Love Conjugal Visits!
*Jared’s turn*
"Oh you work with tools? Want to grab mine?" "Dude, who even gave you the gift to talk?"
Damn
You know, not every prisoner we have here is black. We actually do have one white guy...
Oh ferk, it's Jared.
If you'll excuse but I don't want to watch this
I just love conjugal visits!
Hey kids you want some candy?
Well you kids are pretty tough but now let’s see how u deal with, MY AIDES
i love how in battle jared is immune to being charmed cause he's already attracted to the kids lmaooo
LMAO I never noticed that during my 1st 2nd and 3rd gameplay's.
This game is so easy to replay
I made that mistake on my first turn after summoning Backstory Me.
WAIT WHA LOL
Or because he's a Boss 😑 ..Not even Professor Chaos can be charmed it would ruin the whole point of the game
I was not expecting to fight Jared during that police mission
I Heard That Unexpectedness Is What They Where Going For While Making This Game
WhatUpBoi did you expect Spontaneous Bootay, Mecha Minion Chaos Supreme or Chub Zigurath?thats the Magic of this game
To be honest, when Yates said "not the only white guy in prison" I thought they were gonna revisit Charles Manson
Nobody did bro.
-Everyone
He's still lookin' good.
Eatin’ some Subway sandwiches,
His name is Jared and he still looking good
Hey, kids! Want some candy?
*Oh fuck its Jared...*
You'll excuse me, if I don't want to watch this.
What’s the difference between Jared and Shub-Niggurath?
One is the most horrifying and evil monster in the game
The other is an outer god from the works of H.P. Lovecraft
They got us in the first half not gonna lie
I’d put:
One is the most DISFIGURED, DISGUSTING, AND MOST EVIL CREATURE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!
And the other is some oversized bear from a hole in the ground or something…
Only one of them can be trusted around a thousand young.
@@spiderfloof947 LMAO
@@spiderfloof947unless they're all black
Oh fuck, it's Jared.
How would you kids like to see my famous footlong?
hi kids you want some candies
Chris Knapp The name is Jared still looking good
JARED FROM SUBWAY
Chris Knapp HEY THATS MAH LINE!!
I just noticed that "Jared" is written like the Subway logo '-'
DrMetool you just noticed
wait really?
DrMetool smh
DrMetool Ouch
Bruuuhhhhhh
"Well, you kids are pretty tough! But now, let's how you deal with... MY AIDES!"
"Aides? We have to fight aides? Fucking Jared."
"Hey, you think it's easy to be part of Mr. Fogle PR team?"
"I haven't slept in two years"
YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF AIDS
Oh no hes gonna kill us with aides
J
When he said, “we actually have one white guy.” I expected Ted Bundy or Jeffery Dahmer or something like that.
but jared is worse..
@@Pepbot452 But the thing is that Jeffrey Dahmer is dead. Jared is still alive and well
@@legoharleyquinn8234 good point
Ted is lame, he's a serial killer. Jeffrey i have no idea. Jared however....
@@BotulinSpikedMarzipanoh. My boy Jeffy D wanted to make zombie sex slaves. Which he got from gay clubs and if they didn't work out, he'd eat them and keep their remains to dissolve. Thought you'd know from that Netflix series
No kids in touching range, thi- No kids in touching range, this is so frustating!
I can't see that avatar and not start going da-dum da-dum, da-dum da-dum, da-dum da-dum, da-dum da-dum,
O_O
That mf needs to chill 💀
After this boss fight... I never looked at Subway the same way again... XD
Sooo wanna grab a bit there, at subways
@@WhiteDarkness3113 Not gonna lie, Subway might not be the best, but it's been a standby of mine for such a long time it's hard for me to hate on it. I get almost the same thing each and every time: ham on wheat, american cheese, toasted, lettuce, spinach, onions, green peppers and mayo. Sometimes I'll go for oven roasted chicken.
Lol, me too! Whenever I hear the word Subway, that “HIS NAME IS JARED AND HE’S STILL LOOKIN GOOD!” plays in my head.
Jared is gonna be my next Halloween costume. "Hey kids, you want some candy?"
You’ll be in jail within a week 😂 jk good costume idea tho
now THAT would be terrifying. It might be TOO good though. Stay safe lol
Did you do it?
Th that's illegal James Huxley
ctwo years passed, can i see the result please ?
It's Jared and he's still lookin' good!
Insta kill "mayo" intensifies
Daniel Osborne no u
*jared moaning intensifies*
I will never look at that attack the same way again...
What a waste of a perfectly good sandwich
Alex Ortmann it deals high damage but instakills anyone who isn’t a brutalist unless mint berry crunch is on your team and he covers everyone in mint and berry resulting in Jared’s mayo dealing NO damage
No kids in Touching range this is so frustrating
Operation “Make Jared Seem Like a 70% Normal Human” is a total failure. Calling it now!
Stan:the world would be a better place if you didnt talk ever!
Aides we have to fight aides? Fucking Jared
aides
0:08 This combined with the picture legitimately makes him seem terrifying before the fight starts.
You know this Jared Fogle we’re talking aboot, right?
i love the fact it has the harmonica since its a prison instrument
All child molestation charges aside, this music, even after 5 years, is still lookin' goooooodd
>be me
>playing TFBW
>"We do have one white guy here"
>expect it to be a huge, buff guy convered in prison tats, shackles on his wrists, stuff like that
>the cell door opens
>it's fucking jared fogle
Jared: Exists
Me: *MICROAGGRESSION!*
HIT 'EM!
“looks like you need to eat!”
Best theme of all the boss fights, hands down
Bootay has my vote, but Jared's theme is a close second.
Agree
I'd say ONE of the best. His theme is really great, but theres also Kyle 2 Genetic Mutation, Bootay/Strippers (i like both themes), and Civil War
Crab People
This sounds basically like Black Velvet
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck. That mayo tastes bad!
You just ruined the joke.
@1Dudelove thanks mr obvious
if you take "him" out of the picture, this actually slaps hard
Harder than his famous footlong
This song is so badass...
Once you remove from the context of the boss battle.
Agreed
You're gonna have a bad ass after this boss....
Every other game: *epic boss battle*
South Park: Jared from fucking subway
Have Toolshed in your team.
"Nice Tools. You want to play with mine?"
It was so funny when he did that one move with the sandwich in the fight, probably this and the whole alternate universe mitch conner thing were the funniest parts of the game, also this theme is really good, one of my favorites.
What's creepy is before this came on there was a subway ad
God I'm terrified
I nearly died laughing when he puts a footlong near his legs and starts thrusting at an unfortunate teammate
b-b-b-bad... bad to the bone
Matthew Toad More like b-b-b-bad... bad to the sub
Nathan Leviste ???
Junthen J he was in some subway commercials
Rodrigo Salazar thx
Jareds case bad to bone kids.
I used to play this music when playing Friday the 13th as Jason.
The other players were cracking up laughing. 😊
What song is this supposed to be based on? Like, is it Bad to the Bone, or another song? Also, thanks for the upload, dude.
Yeah its a remix to Bad to the bone(Which was used in Jared's subway commercial)
Okay, thanks, I was just wondering.
It's just a classic blues riff, and like Ryuu said, was used in an old Jared commercial and eventually used in Jared's first SP appearance in season 6.
TheMaleGardevoir Jared subway commercial theme
No kids in touching range THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING
I love how the music is a slight remix from Jared Fogles first subway commercial.
We're all here from his infamous attack: his "Masturbation Sandwich Implantation". (I just came up that that name rn, actually.)
I wanted to hear the guitar solo
Believe it or not the attack itself is actually called "You're too old"
Aaron Hernandez
I would a called it "Extra Mayo" myself but whatever...
Actually, the name is "Sandwich Artisan". But on Danger Deck it's named "You're too old"
Still listening to this 2023...Will always be a bomber
I haven't slept in 2 years!
*eats entire sandwich in 3 seconds*
ElRaimon2000 I.....I don't get it
that one guy watch the boss fight and you will get it
Oh I get it now
ElRaimon2000 call girl: crap Jared has aides
Aide: you think it’s easy being mr. fogles pr team
Pro tip: use Cartman to make him bleed, use Wendy Testaburger to use the Phone Destroyer to lower down his attack, use Craig to punch his lights out, rise and repeat the process
Then once the bar on top is 100% use the Drone Strike attack from your ultimate move
Or just use the broken dlc classes and dlc characters
@@thegreatnoobthe5thgodbad news
I don't have the DLCs I only have the main campaign
@@frankwest018 oh, then use caption diabetes for tank against his hard sandwich(pause), professor chaos to confuse and do major damage to the
aides & summon a tank 1000 hp+ minion,human kite to pull guys out of Jared's range since Jared is only good close distance, and finally Tupperware to teleport guys out of his range and since he gets a sheild for teleporting he can survive a hit with Jared's melee
I laughed so hard when I saw Jared the first time.
“No kids in touching range, this is so frustrating!” -Fat subway guy who ate a buncha hoagies and now he’s thin
Aide: “Operation: make Jared seem 70% like a normal human” is a total failure! I’m calling it now!
“I haven’t slept in two years!”
He’s still lookin goood,
Eating them subway sandwiches,
His name is Jared,
*And he’s still looking GOOD!*
(horrified screams)
@@BotulinSpikedMarzipan
*Jared:* Hey kids... you want some candy? 😁
@@dragonboymotions6890
Coon: Oh fuck, it's Jared
@@dragonboymotions6890 The Coon: Aw fuck, it's Jared!
Is that a slide guitar in the beginning? You know the way he slides into little girls-
My lawyer advises me not to finish this joke
At first Jared didn't seem like a big pain in the ass. I didn't think he would give me a hard time, but his AIDES almost killed me.
Ouch🙃
And his sandwich attack after he draws an ally to him
Me when he uses that sandwich attack: Can you NOT shove your sandwich up my face??
(I don't actually have the game but I see a lot of gameplays)
We have one white guy here.....................
Midnight Eclipse 420 time
The entire police arc within the game was fucked up on so many levels and had no way of slowing down, we went from this to fighting and eldritch deity within 10 minutes, this was 100% my favorite arc within the game.
Trey Parker: He's still lookin' good... eatin' those Subway sandwiches! His name is Jared and he still lookin' gooooooooood!
The one dislike is Jared himself.
Unless jared has internet in prison... I don't think that's possible.
Dragreil
No shit Sherlock. Ever heard of a joke?? Since there was only one dislike, now three, I said that to be "funny".
Dude, Really? I knew it was a joke, For once I try to be nice but not much to expect from a FNAF FAN eh? I'm not retarded i'm pretty sure you should have known I knew it was a joke.
Dragreil
Yeah, I know it was a joke. It'd be.. weird if he had internet. Pretty sure he'd be cyber-bullied a lot. Sorry I got kinda mad, I was just kinda pissed at something already when I saw your comment. Plus, I'm going through a lot right now. In my personal life. It's a lot for a fuckin 14 year old to handle. Anyways, don't freaking say that. I'm talking about the "not much expect much from a FNaF Fan". You're kind of stereotyping fans of that game. We're not all cringy, triggered 6 year olds.
Ehh don't worry my deadbeet boyfriend is the biggest jackass to ever JACKASS, And I was really pissed soo yea same for me, Anywayyy sorry about the fnaf thing, Like I said, I was currently pissed. I usually don't make fun of fanbases, Usually leave them alone sooo sorry, And before you ask i'm a guy i'm bi soooo yea lol
0:16 best part
I just love conjugal visits!
Dunno why, but I really like 0:08
Floppa
My choices for this fight would be Tweek, due to his range, Wendy, for her ability to lower his defense from a distance, soak up his damage, and slow him, and maybe Stan for his long distance attacks, or Jimmy for his ability to go invisible and attack from behind his back.
I go for Tupperware or Captain Diabetes, due to their knockback attacks and ability to gain protection (and Tupperware's ability to switch places with allies/enemies), Professor Chaos with his electricity attacks, and being able to bring a Minion to the fight, and Call girl for the same reasons as yours.
I don't think you can use Jimmy, you're locked to only the Freedom Pals until after Civil War 3
"Oh, you work with tools, wanna grab mine?"
J
Why does this sound like jail music mixed with western spaghetti
I agree
This plays everytime i eat in subway please help
Damn... now I want a footlong subway sandwich..
TheTeslaTank HA HAHAHA DUUUDE
How can you eat at Subway ever again after that boss battle?
Electra weird and gross at the same time
just...make sure he doesn't make it himself.
No mayo...please
For some reason this sounds like some classic rock song
Guess, that was planed.
And it’s awesome.
You know, not every prisoner we have here is black, We actually do have one white guy.
My favourite boss themes
1 Jared
2 SPONTANEOUS BOOTAY
3 towilie
4 Morgan freeman
5 dr timbothy bring the crunch DLC
6 mecha chaos
7 cooks/butters dad
8 raisins girls
9 vampire kids
10 priests
Don't you mean? SPONTANEOUS BOOTAY
Karena Mary Louise Le-Noel yeah
I like the underpant warlock theme
If you play it on 2.0x and skip to 0:14 it sound so cool
Damn, that should’ve been in the game as Jared's second phase music or something!
Love getting a subway add for this!
We making the best famous footlong sandwich with this banger❗❗❗🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🥪🥪🥪
"Hey kids Wants some candy?"
I just finish the game and this theme was the best one . Thanks for the upload !
“What a waste of a perfectly good sandwich.”
He's still lookin' gooood... Eatin' those subway sandwichessss.... His name is Jared and he's still lookin' goood...
*NO JARED IM NOT HUNGRY AND NO I DONT WANT CANDY, I AM ON A DIET*
He just wanna give you aids
Sergio Gabriel Stricker i prefer cancer than aids thanks :3
It's aides
I haven't slept in 2 years eats that sandwich in seconds and heals Jared
the theme that plays when uncle comes over to visit and you're home alone for the weekend
OPERATION MAKE JARED SEEM LIKE A 70% NORMAL HUMAN IS A TOTAL FAILURE CALLING IT NOW
🎵He’s still looking good, eating them Subway sandwiches. His name is Jared and he’s still looking good!🎵
"OH fuck its jared"
"Hey kids. Want some candy?"
Me: As much as I like candy at 13 years old, no.
Loki:I have an army
Tony stark: we have a hulk
Subway: we have Jared fogle
“He’s still looking good, eating those subway sandwichesssss. His name is Jared and he’s still looking good.”
Still remember that insta kill """mayo""" attack...
Sometime in 2035 jered fogle will enjoy this game 😆
No one will see footlongs normal again
How would you kids like to see my famous "footlong"...
He's lookin goooood
Eat'n those subway sanwhicheees
His name is Jared and hes still lookin gooooooood!
*Hey kids, you want some candy?*
@@thatonerainbowslushie9266Oh fudge it's Jared.
"How would you kids like to see my famous foot long?"
No thanks
Plsyer tip: Use this to bully the mha kid at school
BASED
He's still looking good. Eating them subway sandwiches. His name is Jared and he's still looking good!
"Operation make Jared seem like a 65% normal person is a total failure!"
Wouldn't that be 70%--
U would never think this music would be so perfect
new Drdisrespect theme goes kinda hard
I always like the beginning intro to this boss theme. It seems to sum up Jared in short.
His name is Jared an’ he’s still looking good
Jared Fogle: the joke that keeps getting funnier
Like the back ground music
Jared has a badass theme
*"Hey kids, want some candy?"*
HIS NAME IS JERED N’ HE STILL LERKIN GEEEERD
when you fight shadman
"It's Loli alright, and who are you judging you fucking hypocrite?"
I'm now waiting on a Joe Biden boss battle......
as cartman said it best: aw fuck it's jared😕😲
jared: you like it rough ? me too
they didn't have to go this hard for JARED THE SUBWAY GUY
This is the song that comes to my mind whenever i hear about someone being a predator
Thanks Bruh